Horrible Bosses - Dipshit Cokehead Son - Colin Farrell

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  • @MrBraddles3128
    @MrBraddles3128 Před 8 lety +7390

    Whoever made the decision to cast Colin Farrell in this movie is a fucking genius.

    • @robinwilson2491
      @robinwilson2491 Před 8 lety +274

      Right?!! "Oh, like I give a fuck some local tribesman gets cancer, cry me a fucking river." I can't stop laughing!

    • @ValerianGAMING
      @ValerianGAMING Před 7 lety +95

      "Does it look like i fucking care!" the way he says it.. so good xD!

    • @numberoath
      @numberoath Před 7 lety +36

      I think casting Colin Ferrell in this movie was kind of a gay move. Like "dick on dick" gay; you know what I mean... MrBraddles3128.

    • @TalkSickMass
      @TalkSickMass Před 6 lety +3

      MrBraddles3128
      Brett Ratner

    • @WhiteVanyo
      @WhiteVanyo Před 6 lety +5

      James Barnett you obviously didn't watch the movie

  • @alexandercrush
    @alexandercrush Před 5 lety +6145

    If the Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise had a son this would be him.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Před 4 lety +135

      Maybe he is Grossman's son but Donald Sutherland adopted him.

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa Před 4 lety +29

      Shouldve had him dancing to luda at the end even though he died. I completely agree tho nice.

    • @andrewthornton6043
      @andrewthornton6043 Před 4 lety +38

      Thats literally what I watched right before this video

    • @_86kutt
      @_86kutt Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂

    • @masterofnone1481
      @masterofnone1481 Před 4 lety +5

      👏👏👏

  • @dommyfiles5118
    @dommyfiles5118 Před rokem +644

    0:53 I honestly think the “at…your house” delivery from Colin is the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson Před rokem +1099

    Bobby is the most accurate portrayal of every small buisness tyrant I ever had the displeasure to work for while in high school and university.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Před rokem +23

      You mean there really are company managers out there just like Bobby? The way Bobby is here is not even an exaggeration of those real bosses you're talking about?

    • @thomashottersall5204
      @thomashottersall5204 Před rokem +17

      @@alvexok5523 he didn’t say it was 1:1 accurate just the most accurate he had seen

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 Před rokem +1

      @@alvexok5523 I'm sure they exist lol. I've dealt with a manager who was very close to this. Doesn't curse in front of workers but he would never approve PTO and would say he knows what's he doing and would do other shit like -
      -change the schedule last minute and not tell you
      -make you work OT without pay
      -not give you your 30 but wont pay you for working the entire 8 hour shift
      -threaten to fire you if you call in sick
      -also tried to fuck every female coworker
      -also tried to rape a female coworker once by threatening her
      It can get pretty crazy. Thank God I don't work there anymore.

    • @pc12gauge
      @pc12gauge Před rokem +26

      Had this boss in a small IT company too. He was one of a trio which owned the company. They made a series of mistakes but this one specifically was a major asshole who put terror on their employees. Always blaming others for his own fuck ups, and firing people one after another or not giving credit for their results. They lost the company for a major one in the sector, that was actually in a type of "loan shark" contract with them. I can say, when I found out about it I was happy because justice had been served.

    • @soundwhisperer1058
      @soundwhisperer1058 Před rokem

      @@pc12gauge Nice story bud

  • @iwanegerstrom4564
    @iwanegerstrom4564 Před 7 lety +10719

    The scary part is that people like Bobby actually exist irl

    •  Před 6 lety +606

      Trump

    • @anttila674
      @anttila674 Před 6 lety +626

      Found a libtard

    • @dewanmdurnto3592
      @dewanmdurnto3592 Před 6 lety +27

      Iwan Egerström I know some

    • @RhangDao
      @RhangDao Před 5 lety +91

      @Charles Ferdinand Is that supposed to be English?

    • @carlosflores4380
      @carlosflores4380 Před 5 lety +122

      Seen it happen at this one casino, the owners kids fucked it up when he died and they had to sell it they were drug addicts

  • @drakedrones
    @drakedrones Před 6 lety +5159

    Collin Farell = perfect makeup, the posture, the hair, short breaths, douchebaggery, the acting!!!!! What an awesome performance

    • @pditties
      @pditties Před 5 lety +118

      My favorite line after his crappy karate move..."I'm a green belt mother fucka!"

    • @Ryan88881
      @Ryan88881 Před 5 lety +64

      He actually had a coke problem in real life.

    • @suprabha82
      @suprabha82 Před 5 lety +71

      He's versatile actor PERIOD

    • @jamesalvarado3961
      @jamesalvarado3961 Před 5 lety +100

      I want to see this guy go up against Les Grossman (Tom cruise) from tropic thunder.

    • @DarkWebTrappin
      @DarkWebTrappin Před 5 lety +8

      Damn I didn’t realize he was the dude from phone booth

  • @anthonychangah4066
    @anthonychangah4066 Před 2 lety +263

    Fact he wrote his name with a marker on his dad's desk, on his dad's funeral is just crazy 🤣

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, his character was one crazy jerkass. And Bobby's ploy to make the other workers there hate Kurt. I can't believe though that the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. Bobby feeling the need to immediately come out there and tell everyone it was Kurt's idea just makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea.
      Also, everyone there knew that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that he was Kurt's boss. They couldn't figure out that either the upper manager hires and fires, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with his manager and getting his approval? A junior manager normally doesn't fire people unless the head guy tells him to. The other office workers should've known that.

    • @pinoyclasico8932
      @pinoyclasico8932 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Hahahaha.. didn't even notice that.😂

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​​​@@pinoyclasico8932lol, I didn't either until @anthonychangah pointed it out.
      He was one crazy mofo of a boss. People like him who know they are prejudice, hateful, and heartless and aren't ashamed of being so.
      I still can't believe though that Hank and the rest of the office fell for Bobby coming out and telling everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank

  • @susheelkoushik478
    @susheelkoushik478 Před rokem +540

    "I do my part. I do other people's parts." That line from Colin Farrell always cracks me up

  • @proceid6709
    @proceid6709 Před 4 lety +4291

    “You can fire professor Xavier” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ksbaxter
    @ksbaxter Před 9 lety +428

    "Oh I give a fuck some local tribesman gets cancer. Cry me a fucking river!! Do I look like I fucking care?!" Lmao.

  • @TheHamsterMaster
    @TheHamsterMaster Před 2 lety +490

    "The Bolivians are gonna do it for a third of the price."
    As a Bolivian I found that hilarious.

  • @YeahForSure99
    @YeahForSure99 Před 11 měsíci +200

    "They're not tribesmen it's a modern society" is the best line in the movie

  • @laynenelson4370
    @laynenelson4370 Před 3 lety +4707

    “He burned half his face off”
    “Exactly I don’t want my money going to support monsters”
    😂😂😂

    • @admirosmanovic1368
      @admirosmanovic1368 Před 3 lety +169

      Cut him off lmao my favorite line from this scene and the "hes always rolling around in his special little secret chair I know hes up to something" lmaoo

    • @buttercupj6208
      @buttercupj6208 Před 3 lety +30

      This is my favorite part of the movie 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ricktherrien8235
      @ricktherrien8235 Před 2 lety +5

      Gawd lmao 😜

    • @MissK2867
      @MissK2867 Před 2 lety

      @@admirosmanovic1368 a

    • @christianburk2432
      @christianburk2432 Před 2 lety +11

      Possibly the funniest line in movie history

  • @brentm8863
    @brentm8863 Před 4 lety +3544

    “He is always wheeling around in his special little chair and I know he is up to something.” Lol

  • @tapmana2912
    @tapmana2912 Před 2 lety +231

    Colin Farrell is literally killing it in every role

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please Před rokem +6

      *figuratively

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Před 8 měsíci +6

      He’s crazy good in almost everything. I loved him in “In Bruges”

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@eamon2pleaseimagine Colin was literally killing his costars?! Hahahahaha

  • @Ironheart73
    @Ironheart73 Před 10 měsíci +85

    Colin Farrell should do more of these comedies, he is a genius

  • @lordbottaro4549
    @lordbottaro4549 Před 3 lety +1561

    “Sit.”
    “I’m not a dog, Bobby.”
    “Good boy.”

  • @chris77jay77
    @chris77jay77 Před 4 lety +1025

    “They’re not tribesmen, it’s a modern society!”
    LMAO I fucking died

    • @DjLota
      @DjLota Před 2 lety +15

      So many amazing lines but this was my favorite

    • @Slick420Pgh
      @Slick420Pgh Před 2 lety +4

      Any time I even think of the scene I burst out laughing

    • @markob53
      @markob53 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't get why that line is funny.

    • @aarongorton1984
      @aarongorton1984 Před 2 lety

      ROFL

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 Před 2 lety

      @@Slick420Pgh ikr, it's been years since I saw this movie but this scene is unforgettable 😅

  • @Umberloid87
    @Umberloid87 Před rokem +127

    I might be alone in this but Colin is way underrated as an actor. Dude dissolves into his roles.

    • @meshiu2344
      @meshiu2344 Před rokem +14

      I don't think anyone has ever thought Colin wasn't a stellar actor dude

    • @Umberloid87
      @Umberloid87 Před rokem +5

      @@meshiu2344 my meaning is he isn’t recognized the same way other major actors are, Leo, Pitt, Depp. Just an observation, again I might be alone in thinking that. Then again he was in Daredevil…

    • @Jay-rv6ef
      @Jay-rv6ef Před rokem

      The dude has like three Golden Globes though

    • @saranefato5687
      @saranefato5687 Před rokem

      No im Whit you on that i think hes a amazing actor i have been a fan of him sence i was a child him and Nicolas Cage and so on.

    • @vingasoline5068
      @vingasoline5068 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Umberloid87I agree honestly. He’s always put his all into every role, and he deserves a lot more recognition than he already gets.

  • @999titu
    @999titu Před 2 lety +125

    "I don't give a fuck about local tribesmen getting cancer" the best goddamn line ever.
    "I am a green belt" is such an underrated line.

    • @abr5819
      @abr5819 Před rokem

      Best line ever your mom probably got something similar from some idiot who was a million miles away

    • @HeadstudiosAu
      @HeadstudiosAu Před rokem +3

      LMFAO

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 Před rokem

      1:00

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 Před 9 měsíci

      I'm a green belt motherfucker!! 😂

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Před 5 měsíci

      At this point, reading the comments, it seems like every line from Collin's is an "underrated line" 🤯🤯🤯😬😬😬🤷🤷🤷

  • @Juan-zl3fy
    @Juan-zl3fy Před 5 lety +1343

    "Your dad said he'd rather die than save money and hurt people"
    "Well, guess what? Looks like we're right on the schedule, doesn't it?!"

  • @bradleywilliamson2094
    @bradleywilliamson2094 Před 4 lety +3858

    -“3 hours late, what’s the deal?”
    -“I was at your father’s funeral!”
    -“well that excuse may have worked if my dad was still here, but I’m in charge now.”
    -“that excuse wouldn’t make any sense if your dad was still here.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @periteu
      @periteu Před 4 lety +23

      Hahahah 😄👌🏻

    • @terrellhardeman4799
      @terrellhardeman4799 Před 4 lety +67

      Sit I'm not a dog Bobby good boy

    • @matalkaku
      @matalkaku Před 4 lety +26

      So you freelancing for the deaf? We all heard the dialogues dipshit!

    • @Kitchdmn3
      @Kitchdmn3 Před 4 lety +40

      I loved how he scootched his chair back into his office... and he just slapped some tape over his dad’s nameplate.

    • @Andy-vx7xf
      @Andy-vx7xf Před 4 lety +5

      Oh you also watched that part?

  • @tristanjorritsma9709
    @tristanjorritsma9709 Před rokem +48

    Honestly, every line Bobby delivers is gold, even his snorting and grunting in the bathroom cracks me up.

  • @richardcranium5801
    @richardcranium5801 Před rokem +38

    I love how he just taped over his Dad’s nameplate and wrote his name instead 😂

  • @benschannel5719
    @benschannel5719 Před 8 lety +2599

    "I don't want my money going to monsters." Perfect.

    • @lucasazx5474
      @lucasazx5474 Před 8 lety +104

      "I don't want my money going to support monsters."

    • @robinwilson2491
      @robinwilson2491 Před 7 lety +27

      I know. That is too funny. And how about when Colin Ferrel plows out of his garage. Lord help me.

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 Před 6 lety +1

      Lucas A dead on that one lol

    • @MasamuneStreams
      @MasamuneStreams Před 6 lety +4

      Dirty Duck Everything you just said is EXACTLY why it's so funny

    • @rastaking757
      @rastaking757 Před 5 lety +1

      Dirty Duck this scene is extended from the original cut. The only thing that should've been kept in was the" monsters line" . The whole part where he is actually firing the guy and a lot of the office conversation isn't in the original.

  • @AKaudio
    @AKaudio Před 6 lety +1822

    "Always ROLLIN around in his special little secret chair". The way he gets so upset about the wheelchair is hilarious!!!

    • @meriem0710
      @meriem0710 Před 6 lety +58

      " i know he's up to smth " lol

    •  Před 5 lety +3

      @@meriem0710 lol

    • @younis4261
      @younis4261 Před 5 lety +3

      LOL@@meriem0710

    • @Creedon99
      @Creedon99 Před 4 lety +20

      "And tell him to leave his handicap parking pass when he leaves" lmaooooo

    • @holygoalie3
      @holygoalie3 Před 4 lety +10

      It’s called cocaine induced paranoia.

  • @Double-V13
    @Double-V13 Před rokem +42

    “You are one cold heartless bastard” Colin Farrell nailed this role and he said congratulations to large Marge 🤣

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Před rokem +2

      I can't believe that Hank and the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone that it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. The fact that Bobby had to immediately come out there and announce to everyone that it was Kurt's idea makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea. The other office workers really didn't realize that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that Bobby was Kurt's boss and the head boss there? And that it'd make more sense for Bobby to tell Kurt to fire Hank, rather than Kurt doing it on his own terms without Bobby's consent? Kurt was middle management, Bobby was upper management. Either the upper manager fires someone, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with the upper manager and getting his approval. A middle manager doesn't do it without the upper manager's approval.

    • @Double-V13
      @Double-V13 Před 3 měsíci

      100% and the fact the he wasn’t t his dad’s funeral!?! How did they not know he wasn’t a POS… this scene is hilarious though as angering as it seems

  • @danielivory17
    @danielivory17 Před 6 měsíci +13

    When he called dude in the wheelchair professor Xavier I lost it in the theater 😂😂😂😂

  • @mark6830
    @mark6830 Před 3 lety +878

    Kurt is the weirdest among them three in this movie but Bobby makes him look like a responsible guy 😂😂😂

    • @cobraelectric
      @cobraelectric Před 2 lety +73

      I am still partial to Dale being the weirdest. I mean "we are men looking for a man"😂

    • @nyamuthekev4853
      @nyamuthekev4853 Před rokem +3

      @@cobraelectric right on 😂😂😂😂

    • @Loloff210
      @Loloff210 Před rokem +10

      @@cobraelectric it was at night. There weren’t even any kids around…

    • @jamelramseur
      @jamelramseur Před 5 měsíci

      When it came to weird, Dale definitely took the cake.

  • @alak9614
    @alak9614 Před 3 lety +817

    "Phone a friend, ask the audience, 50-50" ...Colin Ferrell's comic timing is amazing...hilarious

  • @Ihatethewaythatyou
    @Ihatethewaythatyou Před rokem +115

    Colin making it to the the top tier of actors. This and penguin show his vast range and talents.
    Hope we get another comedy with him

    • @kaydaw24
      @kaydaw24 Před rokem +3

      In Bruges
      you have to see In Bruges.....!!!!!!!!!

    • @magallanesagustin4952
      @magallanesagustin4952 Před rokem

      @@kaydaw24 and Steven Psychopaths.

    • @Ihatethewaythatyou
      @Ihatethewaythatyou Před rokem

      @@brianboulter1180 yeah cause the phone booth, SWAT and Miami vice showed so much fantastic work.
      Character actor doesn't mix with range. Got people like Jeff daniels, John goodman or Sam Rockwell in such a category and I love Colin but yeah he barely showed that kind of range or output. Move around before you try and judge people movie choices bum.

    • @Kev80ification
      @Kev80ification Před rokem

      💯

    • @signoresantinoburnett1169
      @signoresantinoburnett1169 Před rokem

      ​ @Now who's laughing Tigerland and Bruges were outstanding. So quit your lectures.

  • @marceliangolmento6735
    @marceliangolmento6735 Před 2 lety +21

    'Rolling around in a special little chair I know he up to something' omg this one killed me😂😂🤣

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 Před 3 lety +1874

    “I want you to fire the fat people” is maybe my favourite line from this movie. The way he delivers it is just so perfect... it makes me laugh every single time

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 Před 3 lety +45

      Its time to trim the fat around here

    • @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr
      @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr Před 3 lety +5

      OMFG lmfao I can't breathe!!!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 Před 2 lety +16

      I love how he’s all wide eyed when he says it.😂

    • @GustavoLopez-hp8zz
      @GustavoLopez-hp8zz Před 2 lety +4

      @@aaronwrecks3324 right? When he said that you think he’s going to get rid of unproductive people. But nope, he’s being literal with a dead ass straight face 💀

    • @oscairconnolly4716
      @oscairconnolly4716 Před 2 lety +5

      The transition from trim the fat to 'I want you to fire the fat people' is just so literal and hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

  • @thealexkirschproject8036
    @thealexkirschproject8036 Před 4 lety +1875

    Colin Farrell deserved an Oscar Nomination for this performance. He was absolutely brilliant in this role. Just loved the douchebaggery of his character.

    • @mypinis
      @mypinis Před 4 lety +24

      N_Y_N_E_R they just put a camera on him on a random day.

    • @glennhagstedt
      @glennhagstedt Před 4 lety +69

      really? an Oscar nomination for this? its funny as fuck, but really, an oscar nomination? Nah man.

    • @phoenixmarizzle5059
      @phoenixmarizzle5059 Před 4 lety +18

      Give anyone a fuck ton of coke and go to town.....
      He deserves recognition for a badass cokehead performance

    • @SyrupBuccaneer
      @SyrupBuccaneer Před 3 lety +47

      There is an absurd amount of detail and attention to mannerisms in his performance. Farrell is so good in these character roles.

    • @thealexkirschproject8036
      @thealexkirschproject8036 Před 3 lety +8

      @@SyrupBuccaneer I 100% agree. He nailed it

  • @cylink1
    @cylink1 Před 2 lety +23

    "you're looking at the state" love that line! lol

  • @MrJDB1989
    @MrJDB1989 Před rokem +11

    "Stay where you are Marge, congratulations" 🤣🤣 kills me everytime

  • @alexcross5
    @alexcross5 Před 7 lety +3471

    "I've seen gayboys and you're one of 'em"
    "Where'd you see 'em?"
    "At your... house."
    Farrell's comedic timing is so perfect in this movie.

    • @DoctaFlood
      @DoctaFlood Před 6 lety +86

      I just saw this for the first time and yeah dude, my thoughts exactly. That little hesitation and delivery of it has me so dead rn xD

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr Před 6 lety +81

      "I'm a green belt MotherFucker!"

    • @bigmikeystyle
      @bigmikeystyle Před 6 lety +42

      *walks back in to the bathroom to do more blow*

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery Před 5 lety +13

      This kind of line would come from a 10 year old kid.

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 Před 5 lety +4

      You realize Farrell didn't write the fucking movie, right?

  • @nkocarniankosi5065
    @nkocarniankosi5065 Před 8 lety +2419

    this is up there with Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

    • @Daquan0394
      @Daquan0394 Před 5 lety +4

      Nkocarnia Nkosi deffo!

    • @be4unvme
      @be4unvme Před 5 lety +64

      Tom cruise was so funny there were talks to make a movie about tom cruise character

    • @erikw113
      @erikw113 Před 5 lety +102

      @Basic_Assumption you have no sense of humor if this isnt funny

    • @rogermedina4155
      @rogermedina4155 Před 5 lety +13

      Less Grossman was awesome

    • @am3818
      @am3818 Před 5 lety +1

      Swing and a miss

  • @JosephDutra
    @JosephDutra Před 10 měsíci +9

    Colin Farrell commits to every role he’s in. It’s so amazing!

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 Před 2 lety +11

    I love how he wrote in tape and a sharpie over his dads name plaque like he couldn’t wait to take over and run the company into the ground. Love it

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 Před 4 lety +963

    If this came out when Michael Keaton was young, he would’ve nailed this role

  • @andrewkline1200
    @andrewkline1200 Před 9 lety +2291

    "You're 3 hours late" *points to wrist with no watch on*
    DYING HAHAHAHAHA

  • @NeverDiesEver
    @NeverDiesEver Před rokem +14

    Colin is massively underrated, certified legend.

  • @chrisbutton9974
    @chrisbutton9974 Před rokem +9

    Awesome acting by Farrell.
    Very underrated and the small details just brilliant!!!

  • @jeffreyurrea708
    @jeffreyurrea708 Před 7 lety +1712

    "you can fire professor Xavier" Hahahahahah SAVAGE!

    • @chiodos57
      @chiodos57 Před 6 lety +18

      "Large can you come in here please" lmao

    • @Evaese
      @Evaese Před 5 lety +20

      "what do they call you? wheels?" - Wolverine

    • @akashdey1730
      @akashdey1730 Před 5 lety +7

      Hank 😂😂😂

    • @vinny5727
      @vinny5727 Před 5 lety +5

      You mean Hank? Lmao

    • @kofibabone725
      @kofibabone725 Před 5 lety +9

      "Special little secret chair." 😭😭💀💀

  • @trinity3422
    @trinity3422 Před 3 lety +212

    “Large Marge” and “Professor Xavier” lmao I’m dyin 😂

  • @drazenstan
    @drazenstan Před 10 měsíci +7

    - Sit!
    - I'm not a dog, Bobby.
    - Good boy.
    😂😂😂

  • @sharkparty1027
    @sharkparty1027 Před rokem +3

    3:28 I love that he has a button up shirt on, with GRAPHICS on the back.

  • @iluvber247
    @iluvber247 Před 6 lety +204

    "Stay where you are Marge... Congratulations."

  • @edzr921
    @edzr921 Před 3 lety +806

    "Stay where you are Marge...congratulations" 😂😂

    • @jpbaidal
      @jpbaidal Před 3 lety +28

      LMFAO 🤣🤣 that was brilliant

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 Před 2 lety +16

      That was the best line for me

    • @Redmist-se7ld
      @Redmist-se7ld Před 2 lety +13

      Lol 3:22 congratulations

    • @satan899
      @satan899 Před rokem +2

      If he chose to fire large marge instead of hank, at the end of the movie Kurt would have been running the whole company

    • @jrlucido21
      @jrlucido21 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 u could fire professor Xavier... Creeps me out rolling around in his special chair 😂😂😂😂

  • @zoeyv5229
    @zoeyv5229 Před rokem +10

    That "where'd you see em?" was the most perfectly executed come back of all time

  • @sonnybill8271
    @sonnybill8271 Před 5 lety +331

    “Im not a Dog Bobby”
    “Good Boy”
    😂 lol

  • @datyamaha450jusgoinham7
    @datyamaha450jusgoinham7 Před 6 lety +289

    He just taped "BOBBY" over his dads name like no time to waste 😂

    • @kevinkimani6866
      @kevinkimani6866 Před 5 lety +20

      And didn't even attend his own father's funeral hehehe

  • @iohfs2629
    @iohfs2629 Před 11 měsíci +5

    His Irish accent slipping through just made this more hilarious 😂

  • @shawnbass-ig2bv
    @shawnbass-ig2bv Před 8 měsíci +5

    God Colin is insanely talented, he definitely doesn't get the recognition he deserves

  • @RTSchofield
    @RTSchofield Před 5 lety +568

    'they're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at.' - literally my entire in law family.

  • @cshq177
    @cshq177 Před 6 lety +502

    Why doesn't Colin Ferrell do more comedies?

    • @TOMMYBHOY21
      @TOMMYBHOY21 Před 5 lety +27

      Cary Sledge he’s done a few.. if you haven’t seen In Bruge go watch it,it’s Colin at his best just an outstanding film.

    • @GodofMMA23
      @GodofMMA23 Před 5 lety +32

      In Bruges is awesome...

    • @carlkeenan5975
      @carlkeenan5975 Před 5 lety +26

      Seven psychopaths is a funny movie

    • @kofibabone725
      @kofibabone725 Před 4 lety +6

      Definitely better than his serious movies

    • @4sername
      @4sername Před 4 lety +26

      Because his parents said they want only 1 comedian in the family and his brother Will already has that genre covered

  • @moderman512
    @moderman512 Před 2 lety +5

    This is as good as it gets.... 6 minutes of pure comedy gold....

  • @chiquicat1
    @chiquicat1 Před rokem +8

    ‘Sit’
    ‘I’m not a dog Bobby’
    ‘Good boy’
    😂😂😂😂

  • @SwornReaper
    @SwornReaper Před 8 lety +1110

    "Sit"
    "Not a dog, Bob"
    "good boy"
    HAHAHHAAhaaaaaa

  • @scrainbow1234
    @scrainbow1234 Před 6 lety +558

    “Those aren’t tribesmen, this is a modern society!” Lmao

    • @GrayFoxROU
      @GrayFoxROU Před 6 lety +35

      Cry me a fuckin` river! :))

    • @vinny5727
      @vinny5727 Před 5 lety +37

      DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKIN CARE?

    • @martyfakenewsman24
      @martyfakenewsman24 Před 5 lety +7

      The funniest quote of this scene.

    • @pure.precision
      @pure.precision Před 4 lety +11

      Like if they were actual tribesmen it would be perfectly fine to endanger them.

  • @rebusd
    @rebusd Před 8 měsíci +2

    rumor has it that Colin Farrell wrote this character in anticipation of a guest spot on Trailer Park Boys ;D

  • @michaelcook6889
    @michaelcook6889 Před rokem +8

    The best part is when he points to his wrist that doesn't have a watch on it to indicate you are late. That's the kind of boss we all dream of having.

  • @MrMusick84
    @MrMusick84 Před 6 lety +162

    They should have made a spin off with Farrell’s character. He kills it in every scene he’s in.

    • @cardsfighter2
      @cardsfighter2 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, spoiler alert, he kinda died in the movie. Hard to make a spin off

    • @coryboy345
      @coryboy345 Před 4 lety +3

      A spin off of a guy in the ground rotting, after being shot 3 times? Not much to go with that.

    • @TanWam
      @TanWam Před 4 lety

      @@coryboy345 2 times

    • @Ben_Lorentz
      @Ben_Lorentz Před 4 lety

      @@coryboy345 he comes back as a zombie

  • @PJones299
    @PJones299 Před 10 lety +499

    Colin Farrell should have been in this movie a lot more. He was to hilarious XD.

    • @pditties
      @pditties Před 6 lety +13

      I agree! My favorite line..."I'm a green belt mother fucker!"

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice Před 5 lety +5

      I think that's what made him even more hilarious. "Absence makes the heart grows fonder", I guess.

    • @user-dt9jr3db7d
      @user-dt9jr3db7d Před 5 lety +1

      Dick skin

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz Před 4 lety +1

      @@user-dt9jr3db7d kick ass

  • @danielhenderson1744
    @danielhenderson1744 Před 2 lety +56

    Colin Farrell is brilliant! Really underrated actor! Hilarious

  • @darthwatson8274
    @darthwatson8274 Před 2 lety +3

    "Well guess what, it looks like we're right on schedule, doesn't it?" I love the little sigh Jason Sudekis gives after that line hahahaha

  • @chummyx4o1
    @chummyx4o1 Před 6 lety +719

    Did anybody else notice he put “ Bobby “ over his dad’s name on his desk? Hahaha

  • @6oclocknewsat8
    @6oclocknewsat8 Před 9 lety +592

    "You can phone a friend, ask the audience, 50-50. You do the math. Either one loses the job or three loses."
    I love that line!

    • @SuperImmunologist
      @SuperImmunologist Před 8 lety +34

      Iᗰ ᗩ GᖇEEᑎ ᗷEᒪT ᗰOTᕼEᖇᖴᑌᑕKEᖇ

    • @MasterBetty69
      @MasterBetty69 Před 6 lety

      6 O'Clock News at 8 with TheImBrian lmao

    • @jaymedalbeth6962
      @jaymedalbeth6962 Před 5 lety +1

      Who are you talking about? You mean Hank? 😛

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha Před 5 lety +1

      A fan of the show Millionaire apparently. 😅

  • @rohambahraee
    @rohambahraee Před 9 měsíci +1

    I want to choose a line to call the best but honestly all of Bobby's lines are hilarious and delivery makes them even better

  • @00_JK_00
    @00_JK_00 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Colin Farrell deserved an Oscar for this. I'm not joking.

  • @danielmoore2112
    @danielmoore2112 Před 4 lety +266

    He’s wheeling around in his special chair I know he’s up to something 😂😂😂

  • @gaborp6501
    @gaborp6501 Před 3 lety +107

    The coke paranoia: “ I know he’s up for something “😂😂

  • @KingKsEDC
    @KingKsEDC Před 8 měsíci +1

    0:54 the 'please' and hand gestures was hilarious. The 'youre 1 of them', the nit supporting monster line, firing fat peoole line...just so many amaIng quotes. Colin absolutely nailed this character! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ChinaConsultingTravelBlog

    Absolutely the best role Colin Farrell has even done. I could watch an entire movie with just him.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Před 4 lety +657

    How *Bobby* scribbled his name over his dad's desk plaque with a sharpie.. 😂

    • @SpiritSoPoetic
      @SpiritSoPoetic Před 4 lety +11

      Flex Piper 😂😂😂

    • @gaborp6501
      @gaborp6501 Před 3 lety +12

      That was one of his first things to do 😂

    • @davidfulcher1719
      @davidfulcher1719 Před 2 lety +5

      Thank you for noticing that and appreciating it. I died.

    • @destinythomas5537
      @destinythomas5537 Před 2 lety +4

      Omg all these years I’ve seen this movie but didnt notice he did that until I read this comment I am DYING all over again

    • @UltimateJustin94
      @UltimateJustin94 Před 2 lety +2

      “Boy, look what we got. Is that a sharpie?” 😂

  • @jrlucido21
    @jrlucido21 Před rokem +2

    When he says do I LOOK LIKE A FKING CARE I CRIED A LITTLE BIT..... Trim the fat..... Let's start with Large Marge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @idhivakar2012
    @idhivakar2012 Před rokem +2

    Colin Farrell has such a range. The batman, the gentlemen.damn his performances are lit asf

  • @TSUTT8
    @TSUTT8 Před 8 lety +559

    Special little secret chair Lol

  • @g1no659
    @g1no659 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "You can start with large marge" "rolling around in his special little secret chair"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @turferguson1219
    @turferguson1219 Před rokem +1

    This might be my favorite Colin Farrell role- genius & hilarious 😆

  • @user-rg8di6ni8j
    @user-rg8di6ni8j Před 8 lety +304

    colin farell should have won an oscar for this

  • @georgehenderson7783
    @georgehenderson7783 Před 3 lety +39

    "3 hours late. What's the deal?"
    "I was at your father's funeral." 🤣

    • @AmericanBoy1776
      @AmericanBoy1776 Před 2 lety

      Seriously hilarious 😂

    • @totterdell
      @totterdell Před 2 lety

      Checks his wrist where there's no watch at all kills us everytime 🤣😂

  • @zburnz
    @zburnz Před 2 měsíci

    Its gotta be one of the most brilliant pieces of acting ever. Bravo Colin.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před 2 lety +3

    The way Colin scooches his chair back into his office is hilariously awkward.

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 Před 9 lety +1809

    I'm sad we won't see Colin Farrell in the sequel he was my favourite in the movie

    • @starman5901
      @starman5901 Před 7 lety +60

      Redem10 he died

    • @captainclean2004
      @captainclean2004 Před 6 lety +10

      Redem10 That part where he said "GOOD BOY" rofl...like he's His fuckin Pet lol....

    • @faisalvlog8199
      @faisalvlog8199 Před 6 lety +10

      RIP Colin Farrell he got shot thats why lol

    • @patrickdornoff2735
      @patrickdornoff2735 Před 6 lety +16

      by a jealous kevin spacey no less lol

    • @emmetmc2060
      @emmetmc2060 Před 6 lety +9

      Colin made this movie so hilarious lol tho dale is hilarious also but they should of kept Colin in it

  • @ryanmckinnon857
    @ryanmckinnon857 Před 9 lety +470

    stay where you are marge....................congratulations

  • @cordan305
    @cordan305 Před rokem

    I really wish Colin Farrell had more scenes in this film, he was hilarious in every single one

  • @royalhaze4254
    @royalhaze4254 Před rokem +1

    the moment he says: Stay where you are Marge, congratulations. simply amazing.

  • @AlphaCompRepair
    @AlphaCompRepair Před 3 lety +456

    I worked for a guy just like this, the company failed, less than 3 years after he took over.

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion Před 3 lety +7

      Is the prick dead?

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 Před 3 lety +35

      Was it Donald Trump Jr.?

    • @luisvazquez3322
      @luisvazquez3322 Před 3 lety +24

      Did he call you gay boy?

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 Před 3 lety +23

      @Michael Burger how the fuck did you come to the conclusion that I support Biden, based on this comment?

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 Před 3 lety +33

      @@dylanwesley3964 because you're a clown that shows up in CZcams comments to make clown analogies to politics. Even if you're not a Biden supporter, you're still clown enough.

  • @SuperCitizenBane
    @SuperCitizenBane Před 8 lety +393

    Give this man an Oscar!!!

  • @randomcheese1719
    @randomcheese1719 Před rokem +2

    i'd give Farrell an award for this performance, lol it's amazing

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho4236 Před 2 lety +2

    This was absolutely the pinnacle of Colin's body of work. By far his best performance. Should have gotten an Oscar.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 Před 2 lety +1

      Nah In Bruges is his greatest performance won a few awards for it too.

    • @rellikbackwards2308
      @rellikbackwards2308 Před rokem

      Definitely not his best

  • @hungv4375
    @hungv4375 Před 6 lety +144

    "Yo dickwall."
    Best but confusing insult ever.

  • @zinozee8929
    @zinozee8929 Před 3 lety +177

    “Rolling around all day on his special little secret chair”.
    I doubt any of this scene was even in a script, Colin made this MOVIE MAGIC 😂😂😂

    • @jaylonwhite6217
      @jaylonwhite6217 Před rokem +6

      I know he’s up too something 😂😂

    • @jrlucido21
      @jrlucido21 Před rokem +3

      And tell him to leave his handicap 🅿️ 😂

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 Před rokem +2

      @@jrlucido21 "you can't take that, it's issued by the state"
      "I am the state, state of Bobbyville" fucking absolutist monarch vibes

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 Před rokem

      @@jkelsey555 🤣🤣

    • @PhantomEchoes9027
      @PhantomEchoes9027 Před rokem +3

      Most of the lines in comedy movies are totally unscripted or ad libbed. You can write up disposition or mood into a script, but you can't write the words, phrasing, and delivery of a really good comedic actor.

  • @propro693
    @propro693 Před rokem +2

    I love that flip at the end😂

  • @NASTYVEGASNATE
    @NASTYVEGASNATE Před 8 měsíci +3

    Seriously such a damn funny performance, I would love to see les grossman and Bobby have a movie together.

  • @lukep2k362
    @lukep2k362 Před 4 lety +168

    “You can’t take that it’s issued by the state!” “You’re looking at the state!”

  • @tube0981
    @tube0981 Před 10 lety +277

    Jason Sudeikis is supposed to be the one thats a comedic expert but Colin blew him out of the fucking water in this movie! Just goes to show how talented that guy is. I lost my shit on those whole segments. Fucking hilarious! He should do more roles like this. Id pay to watch the movie just to anticipate his small scenes.

    • @cjlake1233
      @cjlake1233 Před 9 lety +9

      LOL!! Yeah I just saw it on FX right now and it's fucking hilarious. I wish he hadn't died in the movie because I would've loved to see more of his character. His character was the funniest in the movie by far.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 6 lety +6

      i think colin might have been on actual coke at the time.

    • @papertags
      @papertags Před 6 lety

      Jason Bateman was hilarious in Smoking Aces

    • @rockrhymrr
      @rockrhymrr Před 6 lety +4

      It wasn't a competition bro! It was their rolls

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 Před 6 lety +1

      Antichrist2000 I thought Day was hilarious.

  • @michaelweston2285
    @michaelweston2285 Před rokem +1

    does anyone else appreciate the effort Bobby made to remain in his chair as he wheeled it around his desk and into the hallway and back again to avoid standing up?