100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

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    Thanks to our friend Jeff Grettler for the great idea! - jeffgrettler
    Film List (in order of appearance):
    Independence Day (1996)
    Predator (1987)
    Scarface (1983)
    They Live (1988)
    Dirty Harry (1971)
    Terminator (1984)
    Cobra (1986)
    Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    Action Jackson (1988)
    True Grit (1969)
    Stargate (1994)
    Friday The 13th (2009)
    Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    The Mummy Returns (2001)
    Team America: World Police (2004)
    Star Trek (2009)
    Evil Dead II (1987)
    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    Air Force One (1997)
    Commando (1985)
    Die Another Day (2002)
    Die Hard (1988)
    The Rock (1996)
    Leon: The Professional (1994)
    The Heat (2013)
    300 (2006)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    GoldenEye (1995)
    Moonraker (1979)
    Robocop (1987)
    Tremors (1990)
    Wolverine (2013)
    True Lies (1994)
    Casper (1995)
    Judge Dredd (1995)
    The Lion King (1994)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    Wild Wild West (1999)
    The Matrix (1999)
    The Boondock Saints (1999)
    The Dark Knight (2008)
    Batman (1989)
    Batman Begins (2005)
    Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    Death Wish 2 (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    Stone Cold (1991)
    Army Of Darkness (1992)
    The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    Big Game (2014)
    Con Air (1997)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Dr. No (1962)
    The Dead Pool (1988)
    Equilibrium (2002)
    From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    Hot Fuzz (2007)
    Jaws (1975)
    Last Action Hero (1993)
    Live And Let Die (1973)
    Pulp Fiction (1994)
    RoboCop (1987)
    Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    Scream (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Wars (1977)
    Terminator (1984)
    Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    WALL-E (2008)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    The Princess Bride (1987)
    Transformers (2007)
    Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    Unforgiven (1992)
    Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    Blade (1998)
    Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    I Come In Peace (1990)
    X-Men (2000)
    Sudden Impact (1983)
    Eraser (1996)
    Heist (2001)
    Highlander (1986)
    Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    The Condemned (2007)
    Child’s Play (1988)
    The Rookie (1990)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    V For Vendetta (2006)
    The Thing (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    The Karate Kid II (1986)
    Iron Man 3 (2013)
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  • @JuiceboxDesmond
    @JuiceboxDesmond Před 3 lety +17031

    Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.

    • @CoolIHandIMatt
      @CoolIHandIMatt Před 3 lety +422

      Stick around

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 Před 3 lety +354

      Knock knock.

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 Před 3 lety +56

      Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @steveendicott1855
      @steveendicott1855 Před 3 lety +153

      To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol

    • @dexternity
      @dexternity Před 3 lety +234

      "Let off some steam, Benett"
      Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod Před 3 lety +3561

    “Don’t you wanna hear my last words?”
    “I just did.”

  • @samurbanke1937
    @samurbanke1937 Před 11 měsíci +1325

    "Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.

  • @phirephenix1347
    @phirephenix1347 Před rokem +1234

    7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie

    • @punitkadam4536
      @punitkadam4536 Před 3 měsíci +5

      This dialogue reminds me detective carter from bloopers of rush hour 2
      "Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" 😂

    • @NexusSomnia
      @NexusSomnia Před měsícem

      With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.

  • @JoseMat2953
    @JoseMat2953 Před 2 lety +7145

    "We're friends to the end. Remember?"
    "This *IS* the end, friend."
    Most badass line coming from a little kid.

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte Před 3 lety +3016

    "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

  • @phirephenix1347
    @phirephenix1347 Před rokem +653

    4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”

    • @Knockoffedd4581
      @Knockoffedd4581 Před 9 měsíci +11

      Not the worse way he’s killed somebody

    • @aaronwillis1864
      @aaronwillis1864 Před 5 měsíci +3

      The Joker will ALWAYS the best villain ever!

    • @irafinkelstein423
      @irafinkelstein423 Před 4 měsíci

      Not bad but Nicolsonis the best joker

    • @juancabardo21
      @juancabardo21 Před 3 měsíci +1

      i love the idea that he actually had a cool magic trick to show but just decided to slam a dude’s face into it instead when he approached

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před měsícem

      “He killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!”

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 Před 8 měsíci +24

    What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 Před 8 lety +4442

    "Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
    "I just did."

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 Před 8 lety +59

      In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"

    • @seabe2345
      @seabe2345 Před 7 lety +2

      Niels Lauridsen a

    • @galeson782
      @galeson782 Před 7 lety +9

      Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking

    • @calebchapman1753
      @calebchapman1753 Před 7 lety +2

      nope

    • @neonclad2710
      @neonclad2710 Před 7 lety +7

      That's my favorite one!

  • @JL-uz9ky
    @JL-uz9ky Před 5 lety +2108

    "You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday."
    10/10

  • @zekomalouk575
    @zekomalouk575 Před 9 měsíci +154

    6:41
    "Welcome to Slavery."
    "No thanks, I already have a wife."
    fucking wonderful line.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Před rokem +104

    7:37 fun fact: the man in the purple shirt is Phil LaMarr, known for voicing Hermes Conrad on Futurama

    • @billysutherland5890
      @billysutherland5890 Před 11 měsíci +9

      And Samurai Jack

    • @user-io2oj3gv2m
      @user-io2oj3gv2m Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@billysutherland5890 And Kotal Kahn and Geras in Mortal Kombat, and John Stewart in Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, and Static Shock, and Kit Fisto in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Osmosis Jones in Ozzy & Drix.

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io Před 7 měsíci

      Bite my fleshy tissue ass

  • @better-shotgun1686
    @better-shotgun1686 Před 3 lety +3806

    “I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best

  • @andyngo6527
    @andyngo6527 Před 4 lety +5203

    “Welcome to slavery!”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife.”
    savage

  • @Johncena-rt4ol
    @Johncena-rt4ol Před rokem +45

    Army of Darkness- " Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun..." one of the most classic movie lines ever

    • @svyatozar
      @svyatozar Před měsícem

      “I ain’t that good” is better

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Před rokem +121

    8:04 This one is my favorite. "Resistance is futile" is the Borg's catchphrase almost, so when Data says it before killing the Queen, that was my favorite part of the movie.

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 Před 2 lety +6274

    "You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words."
    "Which were?"
    "DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!"
    There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much

  • @ChubbyCoconut
    @ChubbyCoconut Před 5 lety +16449

    Well, "I am Iron Man" would now rank on this list.

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut Před 5 lety +222

      @Jack Liu yeah for sure, if the list was to ever be updated.

    • @playboy6548
      @playboy6548 Před 5 lety +343

      Ok those are the new movies but where
      the fuck is
      Why So Serious???

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut Před 5 lety +67

      @@playboy6548 True, that should certainly be on this list.

    • @duartevilelas9688
      @duartevilelas9688 Před 5 lety +9

      Oh, totally.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před 5 lety +124

      "You said yourself, bitch...we're the Guardians of the Galaxy"

  • @lukevanwyngaardt6584
    @lukevanwyngaardt6584 Před rokem +93

    "Take a giant step for mankind." Easily one of Moore's best lines as Bond.

  • @noahperkins4716
    @noahperkins4716 Před rokem +87

    My favorite before the kill line is when Bryan said “I believe you. But that’s not going to save you,” about halfway through Taken, in the scene where he hooked up the guy who kidnapped his daughter to a light bulb using jumper cables. I also liked when he said “It was personal to me” before shooting a guy in an elevator.

  • @staceylazzopina7308
    @staceylazzopina7308 Před 4 lety +3464

    You forgot the best one:
    "Skadoosh."

  • @2112fonzie
    @2112fonzie Před 4 lety +3587

    you forgot the most memorable one
    "don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • @OMalacarn
    @OMalacarn Před 11 měsíci +40

    "You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!

  • @millenialfalcon8243
    @millenialfalcon8243 Před 9 měsíci +28

    "I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"

    • @KingJ0804
      @KingJ0804 Před 13 dny

      keep the change, you filthy animal

  • @MartyMusic
    @MartyMusic Před 4 lety +7938

    you can't beat "I'll be back"

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 Před 3 lety +2517

    “Welcome to slavery”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife”
    His wife: *angery noises*

    • @thewolfoflight5780
      @thewolfoflight5780 Před 3 lety +13

      He is right though

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 Před 3 lety +7

      It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”

    • @nabilandrian5824
      @nabilandrian5824 Před 3 lety +27

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.

    • @creativeaaditya2436
      @creativeaaditya2436 Před 3 lety +4

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.

  • @ali.5481
    @ali.5481 Před 10 měsíci +23

    I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.

  • @spaghettitime1124
    @spaghettitime1124 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Před 3 lety +2672

    Note:
    Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners

    • @obiwankenobi4863
      @obiwankenobi4863 Před 3 lety +13

      Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 Před 3 lety +95

      @@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying

    • @nandamuriramesh
      @nandamuriramesh Před 3 lety +2

      they can do only oneliners

    • @royferguson3909
      @royferguson3909 Před 3 lety +12

      ' my mule don't like jokes '
      poetry

    • @mSAV2K
      @mSAV2K Před 3 lety +5

      What about Sylvester stallone

  • @meorarifhaekal7248
    @meorarifhaekal7248 Před 4 lety +1410

    Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 Před 4 lety +33

      Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"

    • @firestorbucket
      @firestorbucket Před 4 lety +14

      Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 4 lety +2

      It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 Před 4 lety +2

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom But imagine tho

    • @mr.shadow5019
      @mr.shadow5019 Před 4 lety +12

      Imagine if it was "pizza time"

  • @jayzer967
    @jayzer967 Před 8 měsíci +16

    "you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 Před 9 měsíci +17

    The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔

  • @frankyskull380
    @frankyskull380 Před 4 lety +2567

    “I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.”
    Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate

    • @sethpelletier9578
      @sethpelletier9578 Před 4 lety +66

      It's time to kick gum and chew ass???

    • @trandossian5640
      @trandossian5640 Před 4 lety +72

      @@sethpelletier9578 and I'm all outta ass

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart Před 4 lety +31

      @@trandossian5640
      -Dick Kickem

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Před 4 lety +3

      @@trandossian5640 f€£king Dick Kickem

    • @sephiroth8217
      @sephiroth8217 Před 4 lety +7

      IT’S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS

  • @kuttapotta8947
    @kuttapotta8947 Před 4 lety +1451

    "My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
    Dammmnnn

  • @Frosted777
    @Frosted777 Před 9 měsíci +15

    “Time to face destiny”
    “Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial Před 4 měsíci +8

    I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.

  • @V01t2
    @V01t2 Před 3 lety +1693

    "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
    "Tada!"

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow Před 3 lety +37

      Ahhh and it’s gone.

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. Před 3 lety +2

      This could be taken one of two ways......

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 Před 3 lety +2

      Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL Před 3 lety +3

      Procedes to speaking like a sane person

    • @russelljones.b6828
      @russelljones.b6828 Před 3 lety +5

      "Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"

  • @elioh8254
    @elioh8254 Před 4 lety +1788

    "Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro

    • @privaterizk4936
      @privaterizk4936 Před 4 lety +3

      Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester

    • @Ocelopillitl
      @Ocelopillitl Před 4 lety

      Iñigo.

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 Před 4 lety +5

      I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.

  • @PyramidRE
    @PyramidRE Před 8 měsíci +5

    "I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)

  • @davidshulimson9491
    @davidshulimson9491 Před rokem +8

    Very entertaining. A couple more to add to the list:
    Darth Vader: "Apology accepted."
    Detective Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): "Diplomatic immunity revoked."

    • @Stuntcat-vv8cm
      @Stuntcat-vv8cm Před 9 měsíci

      apology accepted was after he killed him though

    • @davidshulimson9491
      @davidshulimson9491 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Stuntcat-vv8cm I realized that after I commented. I was hoping nobody would notice. "And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"

  • @dubo2769
    @dubo2769 Před 7 lety +621

    "But remember? We're friends to the end!"
    "This IS the end, friend."
    That kid is going places

  • @robertw6894
    @robertw6894 Před 4 lety +7881

    *"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"*
    oof

    • @ameribop1326
      @ameribop1326 Před 4 lety +512

      Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words
      “Stop shaking the ladder!”

    • @thetragedythatismylife3874
      @thetragedythatismylife3874 Před 4 lety +56

      Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while

    • @saveuslayer
      @saveuslayer Před 4 lety +8

      Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla

    • @DodingDagaGaming
      @DodingDagaGaming Před 4 lety +6

      hahahah

    • @javiermendoza9607
      @javiermendoza9607 Před 4 lety +3

      @@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso
      Y aun no lo hice

  • @malafacha1623
    @malafacha1623 Před rokem +12

    After all this years... no one is giving credit to They Live and Evil Dead. Easily one of the best one-liners I've ever seen.

  • @NerfGunz35
    @NerfGunz35 Před 9 měsíci +10

    There was a good one from Gods of Egypt:
    “I spared you once.”
    “I won’t make that mistake.”

  • @clarissagiles734
    @clarissagiles734 Před 3 lety +1343

    7:18
    “No sequel for you”
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    King of the “One-Liners”

  • @namesaretuff
    @namesaretuff Před 2 lety +2807

    "Do we take prisoners?"
    "I don't"
    - Hevy, Star Wars TCW

    • @marvelcomicsnerd4196
      @marvelcomicsnerd4196 Před 2 lety +67

      I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though

    • @fabianschulz4195
      @fabianschulz4195 Před 2 lety +42

      Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99

    • @skywalker6587
      @skywalker6587 Před 2 lety +23

      @@fabianschulz4195 and fives

    • @donaldtrumpscat2443
      @donaldtrumpscat2443 Před 2 lety +5

      That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 Před 2 lety +8

      Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media

  • @chigbee169
    @chigbee169 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Can’t be a top 100 without Clint Eastwood

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Před 7 měsíci +4

    You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 Před 3 lety +977

    "One Liners Before the Kill"
    Batman: I won't kill you

    • @ElliYeetYT
      @ElliYeetYT Před 3 lety +48

      But I don’t have to save you

    • @toddgurney1870
      @toddgurney1870 Před 3 lety +16

      Technically he didn’t kill him so he was correct

    • @noahhaller4540
      @noahhaller4540 Před 3 lety +3

      @@toddgurney1870 Technically there wasn't a kill either

    • @MothboisTTV
      @MothboisTTV Před 3 lety +9

      But your hospital bills will

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 Před 3 lety +1

      "Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me!"

  • @notcaidensmith
    @notcaidensmith Před 4 lety +744

    “don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 Před rokem +6

    0:58 It’s hard to notice (I only just noticed a minute ago) but his blood fly’s away.

  • @spornge
    @spornge Před rokem +8

    Yes Josey Wales still my favorite ever . What I love about that line is that Dan George is constantly telling him how to be a better gunfighter like he needs it and saying something cool is one of his tips.

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu Před 2 lety +3247

    The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer Před 2 lety +57

      I love that movie

    • @brianc3761
      @brianc3761 Před 2 lety +37

      Agreed. What an incredible movie.

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 Před 2 lety +24

      One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line

    • @djpunyer8762
      @djpunyer8762 Před 2 lety +22

      It's not the most powerful one, but I do agree it's a great line. The reason I'm disagreeing with your statement is because the rest of the film is so campy/cheesy that it's hard to take it seriously. I don't really like it that much tbh. It needs a reboot, but only if they'll do it properly.
      Edit: I think the most powerful is without a doubt 4:13

    • @deusvult7211
      @deusvult7211 Před 2 lety +39

      @@djpunyer8762 while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly

  • @brabochoke4866
    @brabochoke4866 Před 4 lety +2387

    and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 Před 4 lety +64

      well he is canadian

    • @sailosi7170
      @sailosi7170 Před 4 lety +24

      He doesn't play around

    • @raphy9654
      @raphy9654 Před 4 lety +4

      His words is: yes i canadian

    • @kalervof3464
      @kalervof3464 Před 4 lety +5

      it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)

    • @niceguymaanii
      @niceguymaanii Před 4 lety +16

      His script.
      Enemy : John
      John : *nods*
      John kills
      Dinner reservation
      Cleaning guy: John
      John : *nods again*

  • @theparanormalman8707
    @theparanormalman8707 Před rokem +2

    I was REALLY hoping to see Vision's one-liner. Thanks for including it.

  • @Fount_of_Faith
    @Fount_of_Faith Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love how a majority of these are spoken by either Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂😂

  • @vibeslide
    @vibeslide Před 3 lety +919

    Don't wanna hear my last words?
    I just did.
    Genius.

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 Před 3 lety

      When did that happen

    • @sofias7656
      @sofias7656 Před 3 lety +10

      10:37

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 Před 3 lety

      Whats the Name of the Movie again?
      It was badass

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq Před 3 lety +4

      But it was Danny di veto dying so that made it not quite as great

    • @gir2859
      @gir2859 Před 3 lety

      Akram Gimmini I believe it’s called heist

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 Před 3 lety +1258

    Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.

  • @S.U.T.D
    @S.U.T.D Před 7 měsíci +4

    These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!

  • @user-gt6fp4ho9g
    @user-gt6fp4ho9g Před 8 měsíci +4

    It’s not in here, but my favorite line is “Time to meet god” dining scene in Sicario (2015). It was so cold and unforgettable. Acting, dialogue, atmosphere and sound are another level.

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095

    4:37
    The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i Před 3 lety +7

      Nice

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 Před 3 lety +8

      How did he do it tho

    • @user-kt3jk1vq9o
      @user-kt3jk1vq9o Před 3 lety +6

      @@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 Před 3 lety +7

      Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did.
      *

    • @snacksizedsalami1278
      @snacksizedsalami1278 Před 3 lety +11

      The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.

  • @superbrain7852
    @superbrain7852 Před 3 lety +368

    "Who are you?"
    "Im Batman"
    -Deadpool

  • @Vincent-rs5qo
    @Vincent-rs5qo Před 5 měsíci +3

    “ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live

  • @sylasDC
    @sylasDC Před rokem

    So many good one-liners sold little time nicely done especially when you have a topic such as Terminator and the running man and various other ones well done indeed.👍👍

  • @xavierearnst6245
    @xavierearnst6245 Před 3 lety +3752

    0:00 Independence Day (1996)
    0:13 Predator (1987)
    0:17 Scarface (1983)
    0:21 They Live (1988)
    0:31 Dirty Harry (1971)
    0:42 Terminator (1984)
    0:48 Cobra (1986)
    0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    1:00 Action Jackson (1988)
    1:03 True Grit (1969)
    1:09 Stargate (1994)
    1:12 Friday The 13th (2009)
    1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001)
    1:28 Team America: World Police (2004)
    1:36 Star Trek (2009)
    1:43 Evil Dead II (1987)
    1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    1:53 Air Force One (1997)
    1:57 Commando (1985)
    2:06 Die Another Day (2002)
    2:11 Die Hard (1988)
    2:16 The Rock (1996)
    2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994)
    2:46 The Heat (2013)
    2:56 300 (2006)
    3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    3:13 GoldenEye (1995)
    3:22 Moonraker (1979)
    3:26 Robocop (1987)
    3:32 Tremors (1990)
    3:36 Wolverine (2013)
    3:44 True Lies (1994)
    3:50 Casper (1995)
    4:00 Judge Dredd (1995)
    4:06 The Lion King (1994)
    4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    4:19 Wild Wild West (1999)
    4:26 The Matrix (1999)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I have all 3 lol, can't wait for the next movie)
    Edit: Now I have all 4!
    4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999)
    4:35 The Dark Knight (2008)
    4:43 Batman (1989)
    4:55 Batman Begins (2005)
    5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982)
    5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    5:25 Stone Cold (1991)
    5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992)
    5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    5:50 Big Game (2014)
    6:06 Con Air (1997)
    6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    6:22 Dr. No (1962)
    6:28 The Dead Pool (1988)
    6:36 Equilibrium (2002)
    6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007)
    7:14 Jaws (1975)
    7:18 Last Action Hero (1993)
    7:24 Live And Let Die (1973)
    7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994)
    7:40 RoboCop (1987)
    7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    7:58 Scream (1996)
    8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:14 Star Wars (1977)
    8:22 Terminator (1984)
    8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    8:38 WALL-E (2008)
    8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    8:53 The Princess Bride (1987)
    9:08 Transformers (2007)
    9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    9:28 Unforgiven (1992)
    9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    9:45 Blade (1998)
    9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    9:46 I Come In Peace (1990)
    10:04 X-Men (2000)
    10:15 Sudden Impact (1983)
    10:30 Eraser (1996)
    10:36 Heist (2001)
    10:44 Highlander (1986)
    10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    11:03 The Condemned (2007)
    11:14 Child’s Play (1988)
    11:23 The Rookie (1990)
    11:33 The Running Man (1987)
    11:39 The Running Man (1987)
    11:45 The Running Man (1987)
    11:52 V For Vendetta (2006)
    12:04 The Thing (1982)
    12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986)
    12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013)
    FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...

  • @colestamey7711
    @colestamey7711 Před 2 lety +2190

    Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath Před 2 lety +49

      Predator, I believe.
      Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe:
      "Blow off some steam, Bennet!"

    • @colestamey7711
      @colestamey7711 Před 2 lety +9

      @@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 Před 2 lety +13

      Both are in his videos for "after the kill"

    • @HalfLife-hq8eu
      @HalfLife-hq8eu Před 2 lety +3

      @@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator

    • @brs2379
      @brs2379 Před 2 lety +2

      Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”

  • @watcherwraith007
    @watcherwraith007 Před 9 měsíci

    Sayanara.
    One of my favorite scenes from Wolverine. So much context and meaning packed into that word.

  • @dubiehouser
    @dubiehouser Před rokem +4

    I thoroughly enjoyed all 12:56 of this video. Well done sir!

  • @maddydonuts_
    @maddydonuts_ Před rokem +1105

    "How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
    "One" *arrow shot *
    So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. Před rokem +39

      Sadly it wasn't included

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict Před rokem +34

      That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever

    • @vain3207
      @vain3207 Před rokem

      @@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like.
      Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now
      Guy: what !?!
      Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf-
      Same guy: oh sh-
      Me: *walks away like nothing happened*

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 11 měsíci +5

      It’s arrows not men.

    • @tonythetone
      @tonythetone Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one

  • @ahyes7717
    @ahyes7717 Před 3 lety +2642

    "Long live the king"
    That one hits hard man, Hard.

    • @dayggo1302
      @dayggo1302 Před 3 lety +14

      Ikr

    • @kyojurorengoku385
      @kyojurorengoku385 Před 2 lety +21

      Mufasa 😥

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 2 lety +28

      The most devastating scene in cinematic history

    • @ralph1095
      @ralph1095 Před 2 lety +4

      That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players

    • @geraltnroach
      @geraltnroach Před 2 lety +8

      I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.

  • @funnyname8004
    @funnyname8004 Před 9 měsíci

    0:17 always gets me, I love how he says "Say hello to my little friend!"

  • @b.y.o.p.9035
    @b.y.o.p.9035 Před měsícem +1

    Way too many one-liners to pick from. Great video. 😁

  • @reynmcmurry4837
    @reynmcmurry4837 Před 3 lety +862

    "I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"

  • @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
    @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries Před 5 lety +3621

    Nobody:
    Every kill in 80s movies:
    ADIOS MOTHERFU*KER

    • @aidanban103
      @aidanban103 Před 5 lety +8

      True though

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu Před 5 lety +56

      _HASTA LA VISTA BABE_

    • @sepehrrezaee5505
      @sepehrrezaee5505 Před 4 lety +10

      no, only Samuel L. Jackson

    • @imaretardbut
      @imaretardbut Před 4 lety +1

      Joseph Hernandez Exactly. They’re considered normie trash now

    • @SirSmanchez
      @SirSmanchez Před 4 lety +1

      Umm so were not gonna talk about his/her profile pic and name?

  • @rowanvincent5762
    @rowanvincent5762 Před 9 měsíci +3

    There's something so chilling about 'I want my father back you son of a bitch'. Princess Bride is a fantastic movie.

  • @erickarreola8851
    @erickarreola8851 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Somehow "long live the king" hits harder

  • @101Kamehameha
    @101Kamehameha Před 5 lety +582

    "That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
    "Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."

  • @jonathanswee4419
    @jonathanswee4419 Před 5 lety +1277

    " I can make this pencil disappear"
    Guy walks up
    Joker pushes head into pencil
    " Ta Da"

    • @sheelaprasad601
      @sheelaprasad601 Před 5 lety +20

      sorry but that's too awesome to put in this video

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ Před 5 lety +6

      DUDE I LOVE THAT

    • @omegared4288
      @omegared4288 Před 5 lety

      Shu up bitch

    • @Cody-ru1cz
      @Cody-ru1cz Před 5 lety +13

      omega red lol who plugged your ass bro

    • @elbronco80
      @elbronco80 Před 4 lety +4

      He made his pencil disappear in Brokeback Mountain

  • @Scottishbondfan
    @Scottishbondfan Před 8 měsíci +4

    I think they should have included the one from tomorrow never dies (james bond) “I’m just a professional doing a job”. “Me too” **kill**

  • @Allfather_of_all_living_things
    @Allfather_of_all_living_things Před 7 měsíci +1

    Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator from Terminator 2: Judgement Day: “Hasta La Vista, baby” that one’s a favorite one liner of mine

  • @stevenbayron5645
    @stevenbayron5645 Před 2 lety +1163

    9:58 "I come in peace" "And you go in Pieces" best line in film history ever Dolpg Lundgren.

  • @gammainc1666
    @gammainc1666 Před 4 lety +539

    I love how half of these are Arnie's and Clint Eastwood's. Legends.

    • @MaxGaming-tw3fs
      @MaxGaming-tw3fs Před 4 lety +7

      Silvester is A legend too bro

    • @smalllebowski7720
      @smalllebowski7720 Před 4 lety +3

      GammaINC 11 Times Arnold if I countet Right

    • @stevec7770
      @stevec7770 Před 4 lety +3

      Missed a great one--get three coffins ready

    • @henrymonroe4300
      @henrymonroe4300 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stevec7770"you scared my mule" "sorry padre, 4 coffins" 🤠

    • @CROC1225
      @CROC1225 Před 2 lety

      @@stevec7770 haha me 2

  • @Kalos91
    @Kalos91 Před měsícem +2

    "Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂

  • @michaeldowzycki987
    @michaeldowzycki987 Před 11 měsíci

    I keep coming back to this video..

  • @saxopio6280
    @saxopio6280 Před 5 lety +517

    11:14 "We're friends 'til the end, remember?"
    "This is the end, friend"
    CLEVER...

  • @dicar76
    @dicar76 Před 4 lety +416

    “Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.”
    My favorite.

  • @EnzoNotFerrari21
    @EnzoNotFerrari21 Před rokem +4

    “The street always wins”
    Definetly one of the lines of fast and furious history.

  • @Paddyjack
    @Paddyjack Před rokem

    Good fun, thanks. I was expecting "you brought two horses too many" from Once upon a time in the west :)

  • @edward4840
    @edward4840 Před 7 lety +289

    I really like the: "it's times like these when I remember my father's last words. Which were: 'don't, son! That gun is loaded!'"

    • @maricost8303
      @maricost8303 Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah that was my favorite one!

    • @boredom_hoard2344
      @boredom_hoard2344 Před 7 lety +9

      I really like that one as well.

    • @kunalsinha95
      @kunalsinha95 Před 7 lety +1

      That would stood out to me too. Probably my favorite

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 Před 6 lety +2

      Da Pumaface, "You're outta bullets, and you know what that means. You're shit outta luck"

  • @GamingSpiral
    @GamingSpiral Před 3 lety +928

    “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line

    •  Před 2 lety +20

      Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 Před 2 lety +4

      “My name is Jack Marston and you kill my father”

    • @dirtblock1383
      @dirtblock1383 Před 2 lety

      *I* *Am* *your* *father*

    • @neelanjanak7534
      @neelanjanak7534 Před 2 lety +3

      I will give you anything you want Inigo Montoya : give me my father back you

    • @randomstuff9053
      @randomstuff9053 Před 2 lety

      I love that movie

  • @SuperChussy
    @SuperChussy Před 9 měsíci +3

    Amazing list, Arnie is still king of the one liners. 👍🏻

  • @relic69
    @relic69 Před rokem

    Awesome job, Thanks!

  • @AlfredAmeneyro21
    @AlfredAmeneyro21 Před 7 lety +396

    So Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are the ultimate cheesy one-liner experts

  • @robstervlogs748
    @robstervlogs748 Před 7 lety +1467

    "Say hallo to my lil friend"

  • @putneyrbh1
    @putneyrbh1 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Aliens: "GET AWAY FROM HER. YOU B***H". This is still one of the best compilations around. Thank you

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 Před 3 měsíci

      I'm not sure that would count as a one liner, because it doesn't happen right before a kill. Hicks' "Eat This!" is great though.

  • @klausschnieder8070
    @klausschnieder8070 Před rokem +10

    12:13 i use this one a lot because when i tell you i'm southern i mean it.

  • @joemama1058
    @joemama1058 Před 4 lety +1014

    “Long Live The King”, that hit different.

    • @dee-jay45
      @dee-jay45 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Rafa-dono Almost Shakespearean....

    • @TChops-hi7hr
      @TChops-hi7hr Před 4 lety +17

      Add on the fact that "YOU!!! SHALL NOT!! PASS!!!" came in immediately after it.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Před 4 lety +9

      That movie was fucking amazing

    • @anadelgado2813
      @anadelgado2813 Před 4 lety +2

      LONG LIVE THE KING

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 Před 4 lety +3

      So does "I want my father back you some of a b!tch."

  • @Bigfoot42794
    @Bigfoot42794 Před 7 lety +240

    "Don't, son! That gun is loaded!"

  • @felixdagger549
    @felixdagger549 Před rokem

    I screamed with happiness when I saw the Leon one, love that film!!!

  • @arunadeepal3912
    @arunadeepal3912 Před 9 měsíci

    "I can make this pencil disappear" the most iconic saying before a kill.