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  • @Dudeguy996
    @Dudeguy996 Před rokem +292945

    Went from why aren't you a groom to you're getting groomed

  • @bryanflake6858
    @bryanflake6858 Před rokem +54799

    it's the squinting of her eyes when she heard their age is what got me.

    • @xxizuya
      @xxizuya Před rokem +29

      6.3k likes and no comments? Lemme change that

    • @bryanflake6858
      @bryanflake6858 Před rokem +18

      ​​@@xxizuya if it wasn't for the comment I wouldn't have even known. That's actually pretty rare if you think about it. Someon3 always get offended at everything usually.

    • @xxizuya
      @xxizuya Před rokem +7

      @@bryanflake6858 that is actually true! Also you went from 6.3k to 7.2k in just a hour! Nice 👍

    • @crystalmorgan8039
      @crystalmorgan8039 Před rokem +12

      Alot of you will say it's not right, but depending on the state and the laws therein, there's a good chance no laws were actually broken

    • @Kibella
      @Kibella Před rokem +87

      @@crystalmorgan8039 morally it isn't, laws don't always mean right/wrong

  • @O_e_O_e_O
    @O_e_O_e_O Před 6 měsíci +8775

    "Look, I'm not good at math but I'm good at knowing what the law is" 🤣

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 Před 4 měsíci +15

      We all saw the video

    • @gopnikolai7483
      @gopnikolai7483 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Thanks buddy for repeating the video, my ear drums inconveniently vanished just as I got to that part of the video. You've saved me years of confusion and frustration.

    • @O_e_O_e_O
      @O_e_O_e_O Před 3 měsíci +26

      @@gopnikolai7483 you're welcome friend, I gotcha ✌️

    • @valleyguy633
      @valleyguy633 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Dating doesn't necessarily include sex.

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​​@@gopnikolai7483 Thanks for the unnecessary mockery, I'm glad you caught it but some of us literally gave social learning disabilities that cause us to miss stuff that's obvious to others until someone else points it out.

  • @punnup3452
    @punnup3452 Před 10 měsíci +2438

    I love when people censor the last name because even though I know it's to just hide their actual identity I still hear it as "stay away from Todd shit-fucker"

    • @Jarost167
      @Jarost167 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Oh, thank, man. But what is that supposed to mean?)

    • @JaceMorley
      @JaceMorley Před 5 měsíci +35

      I can't not hear it as Todd Howard myself.

    • @punnup3452
      @punnup3452 Před 5 měsíci +16

      ​@@Jarost167in shows like catfish they always censor the last name with the exact same beep as they censor swear words so It's hard not to hear it as if she just swore after saying Todd's name

    • @bribell50732
      @bribell50732 Před 4 měsíci +7

      My first thought went to Todd Fu*king because that wouldn’t exactly be legal 😭

    • @RenyxGhoul
      @RenyxGhoul Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@bribell50732Todd Hutchinson

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Před rokem +13223

    And here they thought that she was going to make fun of them not being married yet

    • @spotty6575
      @spotty6575 Před rokem +345

      I mean she was, until she knew his age

    • @J.R.Swish1
      @J.R.Swish1 Před rokem +175

      She was going to do exactly that until she found out that making fun of the age difference was gonna get a bigger reaction from the crowd.

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro Před rokem +49

      @@spotty6575 nothing wrong with not marrying, my uncle and aunt didn’t get married until like 25 years after having their first child.

    • @spotty6575
      @spotty6575 Před rokem +7

      @@NocturnalPyro I agree. might’ve misunderstood me, or replied to the wrong comment.

    • @BARelement
      @BARelement Před rokem +14

      That would be such an out played, and flat joke. Thank goodness she didn’t go the generic route I know ppl out there who would. Bc they may or may not care abt age lol.

  • @BrokenXDI
    @BrokenXDI Před rokem +12537

    When she said 26 my mind went to calculate-

    • @ddude
      @ddude Před rokem +10

      Where are the replies??

    • @hotblackie7713
      @hotblackie7713 Před rokem +91

      Forreall I started subtraction shit😭😭

    • @Seeker7257
      @Seeker7257 Před rokem +10

      Hello Broken, you are not a discrete part from your brain, your brain is actually in control since it controls and regulates itself, this might be hard to comprehend, but it's true. If you want to get rid of your tendency, I would recommend you to read and use logic, but I don't see this to be a matter of deterrence. May God bless you.

    • @hotblackie7713
      @hotblackie7713 Před rokem +40

      @@Seeker7257 nobody cares 💀

    • @Seeker7257
      @Seeker7257 Před rokem

      @@hotblackie7713 Nobody cares? Apparently, Hotblackie did. Have a great day.

  • @Kkell0x
    @Kkell0x Před 6 měsíci +1432

    Spoken like the intro to every teen drama
    "My #1 Rule is..." 😂😂

  • @lil_lucysky
    @lil_lucysky Před 5 měsíci +629

    Age is just a number. Jail is just a place 😂😂

    • @skryker
      @skryker Před 2 měsíci +3

      And a broken mind is just a phase?

    • @dislexyc
      @dislexyc Před 2 měsíci +5

      Walmart is a shitty maze

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite Před měsícem

      And a hole is just a hole.

    • @HM87520
      @HM87520 Před 5 dny

      ​@@Theomite And you didn't get a good upbringing

  • @be2Gee
    @be2Gee Před rokem +70255

    16: "I'm old enough"
    23: "I'm too young"

  • @joypink5599
    @joypink5599 Před rokem +48752

    “But you’ve been dating… for 7 years..?”
    Shoutout to that one guy in the audience who laughed super loud cuz he immediately realized what was up.

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 Před rokem +124

      maths

    • @joypink5599
      @joypink5599 Před rokem +20

      @@jiminycricket5798 Did you watch the whole clip?

    • @purchengee
      @purchengee Před rokem

      @@joypink5599 ​​⁠ she is not good at math and law both, also nobody wants to marry her, because she obviously bad wife material, that’s why her joke is shitty self reflection

    • @panzer2686
      @panzer2686 Před rokem +35

      ​@@jiminycricket5798the ceiling.

    • @sharpno2pencil476
      @sharpno2pencil476 Před rokem +18

      Sounds like he went through something similar XD

  • @biko100
    @biko100 Před 8 měsíci +410

    The “what’s goin on man?” was on point sounded like his older brother 🤣

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Před 3 měsíci +127

    The math ain't mathing 😂

  • @austinmatzner9064
    @austinmatzner9064 Před rokem +168733

    Nailed that potentially awkward crowd work

    • @nthony_v
      @nthony_v Před rokem +1369

      she always does tbh

    • @MsSwimming88
      @MsSwimming88 Před rokem +383

      Always does!

    • @calliph
      @calliph Před rokem +692

      @@nthony_v For sure. She's one of the best out there right now at crowd work.

    • @Angel147999
      @Angel147999 Před rokem +677

      Yeah that split second hesitation nd twist when she said “oh so you groomed *paused* him”, was so natural nd perfect , possibly saving things from getting more awkward/less funny but used that moment to tactfully/respectfully make it even funnier? Holy shit, I knew that she was funny, but that was…..skill.

    • @MsSwimming88
      @MsSwimming88 Před rokem +241

      @@Angel147999 she had no idea what the crowd would say, she picks up so much under that pressure. Incredible

  • @atticusstephenson2895
    @atticusstephenson2895 Před rokem +28750

    I like how quickly that went from "What's up dude?" To "Oooooh"

  • @PrincessSharifa434
    @PrincessSharifa434 Před 5 měsíci +61

    The "what's goin' on man?" SENT ME! 😂😂😂

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 Před měsícem +15

    Saw her at a college show almost 10 years ago now, and she was funny as hell back then, crowd didnt laugh as much as they should've. Glad shes big time now, one of the funniest comedians I've seen

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 Před rokem +25226

    “Oh so you groomed him”
    I spat out my tea💀

    • @msg3156
      @msg3156 Před rokem +120

      That's usually the response when woman has done it

    • @MrLachapell
      @MrLachapell Před rokem +213

      @@msg3156 if the gender were reversed everybody would be quiet

    • @chammiehuncho
      @chammiehuncho Před rokem +377

      @@MrLachapell that’s not true at all both men and women get called groomers. Especially is the age gap is like that…

    • @MrLachapell
      @MrLachapell Před rokem +94

      @@chammiehuncho i mean yes they will get call-out on it but , people wouldn't laughing that much if it was reversed

    • @chammiehuncho
      @chammiehuncho Před rokem +21

      @@MrLachapell a joke is a joke…

  • @crysalis0.067
    @crysalis0.067 Před rokem +38092

    "Look, I'm not good at math" sent me😂

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 Před rokem +44

      That was also my favorite part! 😂

    • @SK-fy8dl
      @SK-fy8dl Před rokem +92

      She is good at math! Calculated 26 - 7 and 23 - 7 on the spot while doing a comedy bit

    • @carenneetienne4449
      @carenneetienne4449 Před rokem +5

      Same!😂😂😂😂

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius Před rokem +4

      @@SK-fy8dl is that hard /gen

    • @lassaut6794
      @lassaut6794 Před rokem +41

      @@SK-fy8dl the bar is pretty low, eh?

  • @LoveBystroem
    @LoveBystroem Před 6 měsíci +21

    She’s holding that bottle like its booze haha

    • @MDuarte-vp7bm
      @MDuarte-vp7bm Před 2 dny

      Those bottles are kinda wide, I know a dude who puts his in a glass. No lie.

  • @enhaworld
    @enhaworld Před 6 měsíci +19

    the way we both made the something ain’t adding up face😭

  • @emmaritahart
    @emmaritahart Před rokem +21236

    'Look, I'm not good at math, but something isn't adding up here.'

    • @abdullahalharthi2429
      @abdullahalharthi2429 Před rokem +71

      Basically he was 19 when he started dating her and she was 16, fr *FBI* open up. Edit:( guys I know rn that it's the other way around, lol you are filling up this comment section)

    • @corruptedscarecrow1868
      @corruptedscarecrow1868 Před rokem +166

      ​@@abdullahalharthi2429 y'all seriously getting your panties into a twist because of 3 years? 16 and 19 isn't that bad

    • @tijndevries6574
      @tijndevries6574 Před rokem +9

      In dutch law there needs to be 5 years difference as well

    • @oludotunode
      @oludotunode Před rokem +10

      Something isn't subtracting* 😎

    • @pan8086
      @pan8086 Před rokem +183

      @@corruptedscarecrow1868 it's not about the three years it's about being underrage

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +13375

    Damn bro a shocking amount of comedians keep finding suspect relationships lol

    • @rosebon9875
      @rosebon9875 Před rokem +291

      Maybe it’s cause most relationships are suspect these days💀

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +72

      @@rosebon9875 The sexual revolution and its consequences

    • @unknownsword9042
      @unknownsword9042 Před rokem +214

      @@GlorifiedGremlin Lol what are you on about? It use to be worse age wise.

    • @Helpmefindthewilltolive
      @Helpmefindthewilltolive Před rokem +152

      @@unknownsword9042 fr they used to be busting it down at like 15 and married at 17 with kids at 20 with a husband that's 40

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Před rokem +85

      @@Helpmefindthewilltolive they weren’t “busting down” they literally had no choice. Women were forced to be married as young as 12 by their families no matter who they were being married to.

  • @upandaljm
    @upandaljm Před 8 měsíci +12

    I love that razor sharp wit.

  • @aizentaicho82
    @aizentaicho82 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The 'wtf' contained in the eye squint was the best.

  • @sebby7758
    @sebby7758 Před rokem +22892

    “But youve been dating for 7 years..” Someone in the crowd: uh oh 😂😂

    • @Gameplay_clips
      @Gameplay_clips Před rokem +10

      Yes

    • @sihiri_kabari
      @sihiri_kabari Před rokem +14

      Look, i’m not gonna do one of those ”only one comment let me fix that✨” snowlake comments.
      But damn 3k likes and only one comment, let me fix that G

    • @stephensullivan1011
      @stephensullivan1011 Před rokem +3

      Haha good catch 😄

    • @LeeMinhoooe
      @LeeMinhoooe Před rokem +12

      @@sihiri_kabari you did exactly what you said you weren’t going to do

    • @gaylittlegoblin
      @gaylittlegoblin Před rokem +3

      ​​@@LeeMinhoooe that's kinda the joke man

  • @poorlittlebiker6476
    @poorlittlebiker6476 Před rokem +66704

    It was the brief paused after she asked to clarify how long they’ve been dating that got me 😂

    • @MsSwimming88
      @MsSwimming88 Před rokem +77

      I died 😂

    • @laaseia
      @laaseia Před rokem +390

      That moment when the math aint mathing

    • @descendency
      @descendency Před rokem +202

      Taylor has one of, if not the, best joke deliveries. She just has better timing and tempo to simple conversation than anyone else.

    • @MsSwimming88
      @MsSwimming88 Před rokem +8

      @@descendency 💯

    • @AmericanToucan
      @AmericanToucan Před rokem +1

      This is trash comedy

  • @richardsdao2948
    @richardsdao2948 Před 6 měsíci +18

    They met at a family reunion 😂

  • @bighoodie4315
    @bighoodie4315 Před rokem +10206

    I love the audience member that said "uh oh" they knew what was about to happen

    • @turg1714
      @turg1714 Před rokem +5

      .

    • @mathew9459
      @mathew9459 Před rokem +7

      I don’t think I’ve ever physically cringed at a comment before, congratulations

    • @PureCurebyFaith
      @PureCurebyFaith Před rokem +3

      LMAO NO SHIT WE HAVE A SHERLOCK HOLMES HERE

    • @Shelton_Hicks
      @Shelton_Hicks Před rokem +6

      @@PureCurebyFaith he wasn’t stating that it happened he’s saying that he liked that it happened.

    • @jamaalgaylord5029
      @jamaalgaylord5029 Před rokem +4

      @@PureCurebyFaith are you not suppose to talk about what happens in the video in the comments if the video. I'm confused why you are trying to attack someone for them stating a part if the video they liked

  • @NarnianBadger.
    @NarnianBadger. Před rokem +51904

    The face of “hmm that don’t seem right” 😂

    • @jonfun
      @jonfun Před rokem +32

      Yup‼️💯🤣

    • @MsSwimming88
      @MsSwimming88 Před rokem +18

      Yesss

    • @thecamillarose9806
      @thecamillarose9806 Před rokem +45

      But she was 16 he was 19 is that a bad thing

    • @lyah6959
      @lyah6959 Před rokem +272

      @@thecamillarose9806 that means they started dating when one was a minor(16) and one wasn’t (19) not like they were dating when both of them were minors

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 Před rokem +44

      @@lyah6959 some states age of consent is 16, so they might still be in the clear.

  • @mastabla3ta684
    @mastabla3ta684 Před 8 měsíci +78

    Like how the woman went for the "he wanted though" response

  • @klean1620
    @klean1620 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Real talk 19 and 16 isn’t a big enough age gap that I’d really suspect grooming. We’re talking about an almost adult and a barely adult.

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah, like it's odd for obvious social and moral reasons, but it really isn't that huge of an age gap. They'd both be in highschool at that time. Depending on the birthday, the 19 year old may have just gotten out of high school. But number-wise, the gap isn't that large

    • @infiniteoctopaw
      @infiniteoctopaw Před 22 dny

      ​@JazzMaster01 it's still sus enough to agree to lie about how long they dating. And not tell a comedian looking for rosting material.

    • @novicelifts5197
      @novicelifts5197 Před 11 dny +2

      @@infiniteoctopaw so? They are both still immature. U guys are crying when a 30 year old men dates a 22 year old because apparently the 22 year old is still a ‘kid’ but a 19 year old suddenly is old enough to groom someone. U guys are just 🤡

    • @hedrickben000
      @hedrickben000 Před dnem +1

      The older people get the more acceptable a bigger age gap is. In this instance I’m more surprised it’s lasted as long as it has than the gap itself.

  • @lethalprincess2087
    @lethalprincess2087 Před rokem +13012

    "My number one rule was to stay away from Todd ****." Sounds like the beginning of a Wattpad story 🤣🤣🤣

    • @koketsomamogobo7515
      @koketsomamogobo7515 Před rokem +52

      Ayoo yeah 🤣🤣😭

    • @Silliestbilly966
      @Silliestbilly966 Před rokem +92

      What is Todd****!? what does it mean!? Is it a swear I've never heard before?

    • @chantelle3232
      @chantelle3232 Před rokem +283

      @@Silliestbilly966 it's probably his surname

    • @Carnibee
      @Carnibee Před rokem +63

      Like yeah, she seems immature enough to date him. Gross but plausible.

    • @UKLeonie
      @UKLeonie Před rokem +4

      Yepppppppppppp 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jenniferponzini2433
    @jenniferponzini2433 Před rokem +5794

    I love her facial expression when she said, "Oh, you're 26? And you've been dating... for seven years..."

    • @justanotherperson2576
      @justanotherperson2576 Před rokem +14

      She found gossip material, girls love that!

    • @Mike-it5qs
      @Mike-it5qs Před rokem +6

      Serving Carrie Fisher sass

    • @abarbienamedken3334
      @abarbienamedken3334 Před rokem +57

      @@justanotherperson2576 Ah yes, gossip, a 19 yr/o potentially predating on a 16 yr/o. Like no she wasn't here for the hot goss, that was the face of a woman who went "I'm not expert and tell me if I'm wrong but isn't that a fucking crime?" Like she didn't think she stumbled into gossip, she thought she stumbled into dateline NBC. Lmao

    • @justanotherperson2576
      @justanotherperson2576 Před rokem +5

      @@abarbienamedken3334 I think this 'a month before 18 is a big no but a month after 18 is good enough' to be an adult is not enough in today's world. People need an age band, 13-18 is quite a tricky period for human irrespective of gender!

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano Před rokem +4

      @@justanotherperson2576 Every state has what's called, I think is the Cinderella law, it's about statutory rape. It covers situations like this, each state is different, and in mine, the younger needs permission from the parents 'depending on the age of the oldest, In Indiana the 16yr old would need permission to date an 18yr old, since they're young but still legally an adult. So it's a grey area kind of thing

  • @egillis214
    @egillis214 Před 9 měsíci +6

    She kills it adlib...

  • @sarahassefa6853
    @sarahassefa6853 Před 7 měsíci +10

    16 and 19 is not illegal. Lol.

    • @JamesTheSecond01
      @JamesTheSecond01 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Neither is 16 and 30

    • @KingloTRG
      @KingloTRG Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@JamesTheSecond01yea but they’ll still investigate and it’s not morally right

    • @JamesTheSecond01
      @JamesTheSecond01 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@KingloTRG the only time police investigate is if it’s reported as a crime. They don’t just go around age checking people

    • @ATL.ANKLES
      @ATL.ANKLES Před měsícem +1

      @@JamesTheSecond0116 and 30 is ilegal wtf is wrong with you???

    • @JamesTheSecond01
      @JamesTheSecond01 Před měsícem

      @@ATL.ANKLES no it’s not. It depends on the state. New Jersey age of consent is 16. Before you get triggered learn to use google and common sense

  • @lolobagginz489
    @lolobagginz489 Před rokem +14408

    “Oh so you groomed him” I’d be sweating if that was me.
    This was actually funny

    • @legendofsociety796
      @legendofsociety796 Před rokem +204

      Nobody cares when a girl grooms men. Youre safe

    • @chrishasnolastname
      @chrishasnolastname Před rokem +168

      @@legendofsociety796 you are safe too nobody aint grooming u

    • @legendofsociety796
      @legendofsociety796 Před rokem +86

      @@chrishasnolastname thank you bro! I thought i was in Danger 🙂

    • @Cree8Ball
      @Cree8Ball Před rokem +109

      @@chrishasnolastname "nobody ain't grooming you" would mean that there is not a single person nOt grooming them

    • @chrishasnolastname
      @chrishasnolastname Před rokem +29

      @@Cree8Ball yes that is exactly what i meant. Heres your cookie. 🍪

  • @ThatGreyGentleman
    @ThatGreyGentleman Před rokem +3919

    “You’re twenty thr- OH you’re *twenty three*??😳” 😂

  • @JoKeR-gt6vq
    @JoKeR-gt6vq Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Im not good at math.." i was alredi on the floor😂😂

  • @carmenslover
    @carmenslover Před 3 měsíci +1

    Audience interaction: perfection!!

  • @tensecondsplit5471
    @tensecondsplit5471 Před rokem +6186

    "Look, I'm not good at math" 💀💀💀

    • @imJamesF
      @imJamesF Před rokem +7

      completely legal in Canada. we have a 5 year law in Canada so legally someone under 16 can have a partner no older then a 5 year gap but at 16 you can legally move out and date any age. so 13 and 18 would be legal and so fourth

    • @tensecondsplit5471
      @tensecondsplit5471 Před rokem +55

      @@imJamesF you might not want to tell people you know so much about that, boss

    • @i10i60
      @i10i60 Před rokem +11

      @@imJamesF That's sus-

    • @23dgrimes
      @23dgrimes Před rokem +20

      @@imJamesF someones been doing their research...

    • @YoutubeCommenter1st
      @YoutubeCommenter1st Před rokem +8

      @@23dgrimes he knows his laws 😂

  • @D4veJap4n
    @D4veJap4n Před rokem +6555

    “What’s goin on man?”
    💀💀💀

  • @user-js8if2gp6v
    @user-js8if2gp6v Před 4 měsíci +4

    This is a gem!

  • @Jay-ku4mz
    @Jay-ku4mz Před 2 dny

    I can't stop laughing , coz i never started. Thank you

  • @coppersky
    @coppersky Před rokem +9507

    I give her mad props for how she addressed this otherwise awkward situation 🤣

    • @billhartman5120
      @billhartman5120 Před rokem +2

      16 and 19 is not awkward. The comedian said 16 and 19 is when you did it. The comedian went out of her way to make it awkward. You lack critical thinking skills. Do you support lgbt drag shows bringing 6 year olds on stage? Do you support elementary school teachers sexualizing children? I hope not.

    • @theprodigy4202
      @theprodigy4202 Před rokem +34

      Mad props? Dude, flip this scenario around-- had the dude been the older one and he was 19 and the girl was the one who was 16 years old when they met.... someone would've been shaming the guy, calling the cops (or at the very least be crying Me2) 🤨

    • @volcanon1009
      @volcanon1009 Před rokem +3

      Weren’t the audience members that answered in on the joke?

    • @jasoncottle7154
      @jasoncottle7154 Před rokem +3

      @@theprodigy4202 spot on facts

    • @confusioneternelle
      @confusioneternelle Před rokem +7

      @@theprodigy4202 You would be crying? America is weird lol

  • @Reksaurian
    @Reksaurian Před rokem +5965

    That's epic. She can get a laugh with a LOOK. Such timing. Marvellous.

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson Před rokem +28

      The eyes and eyebrows told a joke better than words ever could

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Před rokem +8

      comedian audiences will laugh at absolutely anything tbh. you could jangle some keys and they would lose their shit

    • @Living-gnu-64
      @Living-gnu-64 Před rokem +10

      @@elliot_rat “I paid to be here, imma fuckin’ laugh”

    • @fish9905
      @fish9905 Před rokem

      @@elliot_rat it's called a laugh track

    • @omp199
      @omp199 Před rokem

      It seems that Americans are easily pleased. I remember Doug Stanhope doing stand-up comedy in the UK and commenting that he actually had to write clever material for his tour, whereas in America he could just do toilet humour and make funny noises. (I'm paraphrasing wildly, I'm afraid. It was a long time ago.)

  • @sn0wflake
    @sn0wflake Před měsícem

    The book joke 😂 she’s absolutely right, and that was so quick

  • @Muhammadaain
    @Muhammadaain Před 3 měsíci +1

    That's a ok amount of difference in my opinion

  • @GageMason
    @GageMason Před rokem +6256

    That book flap part was accurate af.

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 Před rokem +15

      Yeah really i think that was actually the best thing I've ever heard a female comedian say

    • @MJ-zc1ln
      @MJ-zc1ln Před rokem +67

      Ryan stop. That’s unnecessary lmao just say it’s funny and move on

    • @DeathTheKidKH
      @DeathTheKidKH Před rokem +48

      @@Ryan83728 Just cause you got duped into rekt feminist videos in 2015 doesn't make all the jokes about women reality.

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 Před rokem

      @@MJ-zc1ln no. Women aren't funny so we better be checking for a dick. Men become women to beat them in sports so i think the same must be happening in comedy

    • @ArmyofDrag343
      @ArmyofDrag343 Před rokem +1

      @@DeathTheKidKH when comedians like Patrice O'Neil existed, and you're here watching this chick, go outside

  • @michaelsmeltz2363
    @michaelsmeltz2363 Před měsícem

    The way Taylor slowly unwraps this delicate morsel of candy is hilarious.

  • @BoberTee
    @BoberTee Před 4 měsíci

    She's talking to them like my college tutor talks to everyone and I love it lmao

  • @jamievlogs7103
    @jamievlogs7103 Před rokem +19381

    “What’s going on man?” Was so casual

  • @designchik
    @designchik Před rokem +15202

    Her crowd work is astonishing. She and Sam Morrill are both brilliant at it.

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson Před rokem +27

      They dated (are still dating?)

    • @xtldc
      @xtldc Před rokem +91

      @@12jswilson not still - they broke up earlier this year

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson Před rokem +10

      @@xtldc thanks, I couldn't remember

    • @LamAnopro_
      @LamAnopro_ Před rokem +27

      Also Ashley gavin

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Před rokem +23

      Schulz > Stavvy > Taylor > Sam > literally any other comedian

  • @Bright_Therian_12621
    @Bright_Therian_12621 Před 6 měsíci

    “But I’m good at knowing what the law is”
    That way she said that was so funny for like no reason

  • @dre32pitt
    @dre32pitt Před 3 měsíci

    That delivery had the perfect amount of Forrest Gump in it lololol

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před rokem +6290

    Went from “why aren’t you guys married?” to “dude I think you got groomed”

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 Před rokem +11

      Yeah we know

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 Před rokem +151

      Nobody cares if it's a male victim laugh...laugh...laugh

    • @jana731
      @jana731 Před rokem +122

      I mean its 16 and 19 thats not that much of an age difference and in many countries in Europe that age gap (3 years) would be okay from the age of 14. Its not that wild. Would be worse if the age gap would be higher tho.
      Edit: 3 years, because that didn't seem to be clear for a lot of people

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 Před rokem +140

      @@jana731 ok but a boy is still going through puberty at that age but a woman is already way more mature

    • @hashly8521
      @hashly8521 Před rokem +147

      @@jana731 19 and 14 is insane

  • @likwidmocean
    @likwidmocean Před rokem +9441

    So much grace navigating the dark implications of crowd work.

    • @daniagirl1
      @daniagirl1 Před rokem +8

      What does crowd work mean?

    • @naveendennis
      @naveendennis Před rokem +213

      @@daniagirl1 farming jokes from the crowd by interacting with them and doing it with ease without offending people in the crowd

    • @velveteenrabbit5940
      @velveteenrabbit5940 Před rokem +19

      What dark implications? Its a 3 year age difference lmao

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 Před rokem +3

      @@kokolatte825 yeah especially if theyre still together

    • @kittypower7431
      @kittypower7431 Před rokem +26

      @@kokolatte825 to each their own 😬😬🤢 PS. Stay away from my kids

  • @porkchampbread9464
    @porkchampbread9464 Před 10 měsíci +1

    “When does the comedy start?” -Rack’s mum’s son

  • @Trystaticus
    @Trystaticus Před měsícem

    Taylor is imbuing that perrier with some powerful Mickey's Malt Liquor vibes

  • @Wraith-tf5zq
    @Wraith-tf5zq Před rokem +20899

    “I’m not good at math but I’m good at knowing the law” made me choke on my drink

    • @heidiedwards9256
      @heidiedwards9256 Před rokem +14

      When I read drink I read out dirt 💀

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Před rokem +1

      omg same lol

    • @stevejoshua9536
      @stevejoshua9536 Před rokem +4

      A variation and a twist on the old courtroom joke, where the judge says to the defendant, "I may not know the law, but I know what I like."

    • @jazdop2932
      @jazdop2932 Před rokem +10

      Why? It’s not
      Funny

    • @quirkyblackenby
      @quirkyblackenby Před rokem +4

      @@jazdop2932 it’s not haha funny but it is indeed funny

  • @catwithissues535
    @catwithissues535 Před rokem +9699

    "What's goin on man?"
    That shit was so casual yet hilarious

    • @lordnextdoor3589
      @lordnextdoor3589 Před rokem

      Women aren’t funny

    • @santiagoortega7003
      @santiagoortega7003 Před rokem +6

      Y-YOU’RE 23!? 😳

    • @StaccatoRedFox
      @StaccatoRedFox Před rokem +10

      Kinda hate when chicks do that. Don’t rush us, we aren’t in a rush to lose all the fun and freedom of life.

    • @Enysomenm
      @Enysomenm Před rokem +22

      @@StaccatoRedFox I mean if they’ve been in a committed, monogamous relationship for those 7 years then he lost that fun and freedom 7 years ago😂

    • @zapdosxy1781
      @zapdosxy1781 Před rokem +3

      @@StaccatoRedFox as if guys dont do it more often on young girls.

  • @liuc4131
    @liuc4131 Před 12 dny

    This crowd's laughed seems real lmao

  • @tan_k
    @tan_k Před měsícem

    The person who laughed first is really good at math.

  • @GoldEagle-vl8gj
    @GoldEagle-vl8gj Před rokem +18418

    Watching her process the 7 years was weirdly satisfying

    • @Optim40
      @Optim40 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Can we stop focusing on particulars already ? Just being in the moment, going with the flow, is how you do it.

    • @GoldEagle-vl8gj
      @GoldEagle-vl8gj Před 10 měsíci +96

      @@Optim40 bro what?😂

    • @Univfy1
      @Univfy1 Před 7 měsíci +17

      ​@Optim40 did ya have a stroke

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Před 7 měsíci +35

      ​@@GoldEagle-vl8gjleave him alone. He's in the moment

    • @Onelittlelovequote
      @Onelittlelovequote Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Optim40tf is your problem

  • @evandh1989
    @evandh1989 Před rokem +4886

    “I’m not good at math, but I’m good at knowing what the law is.”
    The way she said that, it has to be a low-key nod to Forrest Gump’s “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”

    • @brandonnewman98
      @brandonnewman98 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @obiwanshanobi2662
      @obiwanshanobi2662 Před rokem +2

      Damn good movie, and yes I believe that's accurate so yea good spot on your part EH.

    • @KL-kw7qw
      @KL-kw7qw Před rokem +19

      I think she just said she knows what the law is dude
      Don’t think Forrest Gump has a single thing to do with it

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat Před rokem +2

      It's funny but if you were curious the law also has a stipulation that if you're within 4 years of age them it isn't considered statutory rape. Not to mention the age of consent is often as low as 16.

    • @nicholasrattan
      @nicholasrattan Před rokem +9

      @@AfricanLionBat you know too much about consent laws bro

  • @amyfry9961
    @amyfry9961 Před 2 měsíci

    Lmao! Since it’s bleeped out 😅 I thought she said ‘toddlers’! Omg 😳 hahah

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore Před 4 měsíci

    Man crowd work is so funny especially when that your only stand up material

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 Před rokem +2558

    "So you groomed him."
    I'm in stiches

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 Před rokem +49

      Well she did

    • @GodMaxDrinkerofTea
      @GodMaxDrinkerofTea Před rokem +9

      @@mustang8206 we don't know

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 Před rokem +119

      @@GodMaxDrinkerofTea 19 and 16? Oh no she definitely did and this wouldn't be questioned or laughed at if the guy was 19

    • @salidice4058
      @salidice4058 Před rokem +86

      @@lawlessx9 bruh. 3 year age difference IS NOT BAD. if this is an American relationship, then that's normal. 16 is age of consent in most states. if they're happy then we can't judge.

    • @Mybabyonthetrees
      @Mybabyonthetrees Před rokem +48

      These people in the comments are just making excuses because it was a woman who groomed him and not a man.

  • @silverserpent420
    @silverserpent420 Před rokem +7620

    Went from a comedy show to CSI fast and quick. 🤣

    • @latifahn3323
      @latifahn3323 Před rokem +37

      More like an episode of L&O SVU 😆

    • @silverserpent420
      @silverserpent420 Před rokem +8

      @@latifahn3323 🤣

    • @teddy2577
      @teddy2577 Před rokem +4

      ​@@latifahn3323 I was gona say exact same! 🤣

    • @xkueen
      @xkueen Před rokem +4

      To catch a predator more like

    • @juliannevarez7
      @juliannevarez7 Před rokem +1

      Yea, whenever a women is on stage trying to be funny, the “jokes” always end up pretty darn bad

  • @GraceNgo
    @GraceNgo Před 18 dny

    This was an even better explanation than your one from last year on this topic! Thank you, Hedley ❤ You’re the best

  • @alexw6802
    @alexw6802 Před 2 měsíci

    wow she grilled em

  • @nikitamate6772
    @nikitamate6772 Před rokem +16484

    "Look, I'm not good at math...but I'm good at knowing what the law is" got me so good 😂😂

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 Před rokem +3

      wtf this "comedy" is worse than amy schumer

    • @Lostachilles
      @Lostachilles Před rokem +62

      Tbf, whilst it was funny, it also really depends on where they are from. More of the USA has age of consent at 16/17 than 18, so it's pretty likely they didn't break the law, tbh.

    • @alexthfp9553
      @alexthfp9553 Před rokem +9

      @@Lostachilles lol but they probably cut it close

    • @tenmelton482
      @tenmelton482 Před rokem +20

      Same but it's even funnier bc that's actually legal bc he was 16 which is the legal age of consent and u can date some 1 18+ as long as ur 16 and within 5 yrs of eachother

    • @muninn9674
      @muninn9674 Před rokem

      @@Lostachilles tbf most the world is 15-16. Only turboreligious countries and the fuckin US go above that

  • @hockeyblitz3036
    @hockeyblitz3036 Před rokem +3103

    The look on her face when she did the math on their current age vs relationship timeline💀😂🔥

  • @ingriddrumond9926
    @ingriddrumond9926 Před 3 měsíci

    the moment it sunk in... LOL!!!

  • @lacejuda29
    @lacejuda29 Před rokem +2829

    “ so you groomed him” she’s a savage

    • @kjackson1448
      @kjackson1448 Před rokem +212

      And accurate as fuck lol

    • @lacejuda29
      @lacejuda29 Před rokem +48

      @@kjackson1448 gotta love an outspoken queen lol

    • @ambergold1714
      @ambergold1714 Před rokem +60

      @Masterraccoon we're in a age where common sense in a woman is considered to be royalty ig

    • @Atlasosa
      @Atlasosa Před rokem +11

      @@ambergold1714 yeah that’s sad

    • @killahroundz457
      @killahroundz457 Před rokem +3

      @@Atlasosa it might be but you can't have your expectations too high

  • @deviousj5868
    @deviousj5868 Před rokem +11334

    Her: turns 19: "That's what I like about these highschool boys, I get older they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do."

  • @DirtyMike7
    @DirtyMike7 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I feel like 16 and 19 is passable they’re both still kids.

  • @Flowshow88
    @Flowshow88 Před 4 měsíci

    She doesnt rob the cradle
    She robs the playground 😅

  • @asage7210
    @asage7210 Před rokem +4753

    "my number one rule..was to stay away from Todd ****" Sounds like something you'd see out of dork diaries😭

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 Před rokem +56

      @@M0332_1 is a book series aimed at young girls

    • @throbinhood3321
      @throbinhood3321 Před rokem

      "Toddler cock"

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 Před rokem +38

      Man I forgot about dork diaries, they gave me that in middle school summer packets

    • @HannahBanana126
      @HannahBanana126 Před rokem +16

      I loved that series as a kid! I wasn't a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid, but Dork Diaries was the best! Especially the artwork!😍

    • @rubytruly5912
      @rubytruly5912 Před rokem +4

      That was literally her joke

  • @Gman1998
    @Gman1998 Před rokem +3163

    You can feel the silence of everyone in the crowd realizing something doesn’t add up😂

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa Před měsícem

    Love this 😂😂😂
    I'm watching it on repeat.
    lmao 🤣

  • @InsomniacRavyn
    @InsomniacRavyn Před rokem +4177

    lol the person in the audience who went "uh oh" after she said "but youve been dating for 7 years?"

    • @izharramirez2562
      @izharramirez2562 Před rokem +4

      I could barely hear it but when I did I laughed 😂

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus Před rokem +11439

    Dude, what she said about the inside flap of the middle-school book was SO TRUE. Such a good observation. Best part of this bit for me.

    • @renagenic
      @renagenic Před rokem +15

      If only she said summester rather than summer, 🎉😂

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 Před rokem +53

      It's crazy that she did that off the cuff, she's so good at her job

    • @throwaway2129
      @throwaway2129 Před rokem +5

      ​@@ruminationstation4200 Easy there 😂

    • @mhawang8204
      @mhawang8204 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Same. It’s brilliant because everyone immediately knew what she was talking about. The tone in the reenactment was perfect.

    • @renagenic
      @renagenic Před 11 měsíci

      @@tomcat5151 it's SEMESTER spelled incorrectly

  • @i_am_aaronman
    @i_am_aaronman Před 2 měsíci

    She reminds me so much of Slappy Squirrel. I love it!

  • @srisudharsrinivasan8336
    @srisudharsrinivasan8336 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That's why she's the bride, your bride's groom

  • @MrFantastic23
    @MrFantastic23 Před 11 měsíci +11608

    I love the moment she goes from like 'oh, ok that makes sense.' to 'hold up a min! You said 7 years...'

    • @elrey8876
      @elrey8876 Před 6 měsíci +1

      'Dude, one time in high school I banged my teacher.' 'Weren't you home-schooled?'

    • @Someone10364
      @Someone10364 Před 3 měsíci +14

      And i love someone from the crowd howling like a wolf "AUUUUUU"

    • @kurokaze511
      @kurokaze511 Před 2 měsíci +9

      The way her face changed as she did the math in her head was hilarious.

  • @Joannathegirlgamer3
    @Joannathegirlgamer3 Před rokem +2657

    The fact that I paused it after they said their ages to think how old each one was and thought similarly the way she did before I heard her say it made it even funnier for me

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Před rokem +112

      Yeah!!! Did not like that. 16 & 19 is still creepy even if the older person is a woman 🙈 why is a college sophomore going for a high schooler?? Ugh

    • @TastyChubz
      @TastyChubz Před rokem +89

      @@ambriaashley3383 they met in middle school lol. Still kinda weird tho. Like the 12 year old babysitter dating the 9 year old kid.

    • @OnlyMichaelJackson
      @OnlyMichaelJackson Před rokem +12

      @@TastyChubz exactly wtf

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi Před rokem +1

      @@TastyChubz sounds hot I want someone to do that to me

    • @milkshake5569
      @milkshake5569 Před rokem +41

      @@Hoochibi Aaaaand the police are waiting for you outside

  • @mylifeisJDM
    @mylifeisJDM Před 4 měsíci

    "But I'm good at kkowing what the law is." She sounded just like Deputy Clementine Johsnon from Reno 911 😂

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 Před 5 měsíci

    *Harrison yates from South Park* NIIICCCCEEEE

  • @TheWeekendShooter308
    @TheWeekendShooter308 Před rokem +3969

    "Oh so you groomed him" with the answer to her follow up question being "he fell for me" well ya that's what happens when you groom someone 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @Atlasosa
      @Atlasosa Před rokem +51

      It’s funny when it’s a woman tho huh 😕

    • @authine9379
      @authine9379 Před rokem +248

      @@Atlasosa everyone is laughing because they understand the absurdity of her trying to justify it, obviously there are a lot of people that don’t care when it happens to a man tho

    • @Atlasosa
      @Atlasosa Před rokem +23

      @@authine9379 MOST people don’t care. Laughing because it’s absurd and won’t even care but if it was a dude they wouldn’t like it.

    • @wuutnopepe613
      @wuutnopepe613 Před rokem +39

      @@Atlasosa it is absurd because 3 years is nothing oof

    • @Itsnoct
      @Itsnoct Před rokem

      @@Atlasosa nigga calm down it’s a joke about grooming it would have been funny regardless of gender

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Před rokem +1993

    This is the real test of a standup comedian's skill. No script, no safety net, just your own quick wit carrying a conversation with a stranger. She's a natural.

    • @lil_happyhippie1992
      @lil_happyhippie1992 Před rokem +16

      facts 1000%

    • @williamjenkins4913
      @williamjenkins4913 Před rokem +31

      I like her low key shit more then her sets.

    • @dmvmeu7140
      @dmvmeu7140 Před rokem +2

      @@williamjenkins4913 same

    • @icarustar2457
      @icarustar2457 Před rokem +9

      I'd like to clarify that part of being a comedian is being funny
      I don't think saying "you groomed him" is a very good joke

    • @Spidido
      @Spidido Před rokem +9

      @@icarustar2457 i heard it is usually funny when a guy is the groomed. If it was a girl, well, it won't fly

  • @llloonie
    @llloonie Před 14 dny

    13 and 16 is wild

  • @edmillworkmaster2438
    @edmillworkmaster2438 Před 4 měsíci

    She busted out the Forest Gump math...lol

  • @ATKFlite
    @ATKFlite Před rokem +12916

    why ain’t no one talking abt the book cover part that was funny asf

    • @GoldGregory
      @GoldGregory Před rokem +71

      It’s the best part by far. It’s YA Romance to a T.

    • @damnkeyz9552
      @damnkeyz9552 Před rokem +8

      Very😂

    • @levelup_mamihudson761
      @levelup_mamihudson761 Před rokem +7

      I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @IshtarNike
      @IshtarNike Před rokem +42

      She's quick as hell. Brilliant improv.

    • @livefree316
      @livefree316 Před rokem

      Speaking of grooming trying to Jesus Christ get awakened and see what these wicked teachers are doing to little kids man any adult that would seek to pervert an innocent mind and get them to believe they're a different gender and get them to think it's cool to chop off their body parts from God.
      Is an evil perfect that should not be around kids y'all pay attention pray to God and take a stand for the innocent of kids and God will bless you because God is going to bring that boom God is going to come with his wrath against all the evil people that did this perversion to these kids and got them to chop off their god-given body parts God's going to judge all these wicked people who don't repent

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus Před rokem +1537

    When he said he was 23 I had to pause and think for a minute.

    • @kiidkif2009
      @kiidkif2009 Před rokem +6

      holy shit me2 i paused to calculate then think

    • @SaraMGodois
      @SaraMGodois Před rokem +25

      I know an ex couple who started dating when both were 13 and broke off when they where 29. So they are like super young but had a 16 year relationship

    • @kiidkif2009
      @kiidkif2009 Před rokem +3

      @@SaraMGodois oh shit fr

    • @Blackmamba-pz4lx
      @Blackmamba-pz4lx Před rokem +1

      @Baby Boy naw they aren’t morally a 3 year difference in teenagers is a split on two sides. Some people will say it’s all about the maturity and stage of life they’re in. While others are like the older person is way ahead in life and maturity so it’s not ok. Life definitely changes a lot in 3 years. Couples like that happens all the time especially years ago. It just depends on who you ask. But having intercourse is definitely a lot different morally and legally.

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin Před rokem

      @Baby Boy gee, ya think? the heck is prostitution then?

  • @unclenaynay
    @unclenaynay Před 5 měsíci

    She really does have that face that says I need to take you home to meet the entire family.

  • @babsphillips8583
    @babsphillips8583 Před 2 měsíci

    Cracked me up!!!!!

  • @aliceb9934
    @aliceb9934 Před rokem +1941

    “I’m not good at math” but she figure this out so fast🤣🤣🤣

    • @Elleaf1
      @Elleaf1 Před rokem +15

      I used a calculator and still somehow came up with 16 and 21 lol....

    • @ConjureQueenTours
      @ConjureQueenTours Před rokem +2

      @@Elleaf1 😂😂😂

    • @davo29
      @davo29 Před rokem +3

      "some people" will laugh at anything 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano Před rokem

      That was a joke 🙄

    • @tequiladickerson390
      @tequiladickerson390 Před rokem

      Lightening fast 😂😂😂

  • @aprilbennett7432
    @aprilbennett7432 Před rokem +1764

    “Oh, so you groomed him” 🤣

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Před rokem

      Grotty

    • @HumanTypewriter
      @HumanTypewriter Před rokem +2

      It is a creepy age difference

    • @Spartan_Jackal
      @Spartan_Jackal Před rokem +11

      @@HumanTypewriter 3 years? Nah.

    • @danni9756
      @danni9756 Před rokem +3

      @@Spartan_Jackal 3 years when the ages are 16-19 definitely so. There is a huge difference between a 3 year age gap where someone is 16-19 vs 30-33

    • @Spartan_Jackal
      @Spartan_Jackal Před rokem +8

      @@danni9756 Not really. As long as they aren't stupid about it and think with their junk, they're fine.

  • @ahleenah
    @ahleenah Před 6 měsíci +2

    Growing up in Germany, all the “popular girls” were dating guys 3-7 years older when they were 15/16 WITH THEIR PARENTS KNOWING AND SUPPORTING IT. One of those girls was a childhood friend so our mom’s are friends and her mom was _bragging about her 15 year old daughter_ having such a _mature_ boyfriend who made her such _wonderful gifts and took her out to such refined places_ - her boyfriend was 19 or 20 at the time. And I always thought to myself the same things: “where did they even meet??” Anyways the mom herself has like a 12 year age gap with her husband, but they married when she was around 40, maybe close to 40, and it was the second marriage for both.

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight Před 24 dny +1

    What makes Taylor such a great comic is her delivery. She's like Mitch Hedberg: the joke is only part of it, it's the package around the joke that makes it great material. Here she is on full display, nothing is hilarious in a vacuum, but her delivery elevates it to an 11/10 bit.