r/Pettyrevenge I Taught Karen A Lesson By Becoming A Karen Myself

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    r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP encounters an incredibly entitled Karen who thinks that the entire universe revolves around her, so she's disrespectful of service workers and doesn't care about other shoppers' time. OP gets an opportunity to flip the tables on Karen, so she embraces her inner entitlement and forces the Karen to wait and wait and wait in line behind her. Revenge is petty, but sweet! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +351

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  • @leerybisquit
    @leerybisquit Pƙed 3 lety +1503

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @duiwithc4corvette403
      @duiwithc4corvette403 Pƙed 3 lety +62

      Had Napoleon known that his height was a mistake, him charging into Russia was a mistake, I’m a mistake

    • @lighterman4131
      @lighterman4131 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@duiwithc4corvette403 lol

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      Said the person that literally lost his power structure on a series of mistakes.

    • @maeonmars9357
      @maeonmars9357 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@paxhumana2015 That's such a Karen way to lose his power structure

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@paxhumana2015 I guess he was his own enemy.

  • @untitledgoose1637
    @untitledgoose1637 Pƙed 3 lety +2105

    *I am proud of these people, and remember folks. Peace was never an option*

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      Yeah but I also living near or cold River where people never find their bodies is also is of Revenge as well like there's anybody in there no definitely nobody's there

    • @personsomeone2760
      @personsomeone2760 Pƙed 3 lety +39

      I'm just imaging this goose with a knife

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@personsomeone2760 what do you call a goose Oh you mean the other person

    • @runikvarze6191
      @runikvarze6191 Pƙed 3 lety +23

      See, I just don't give a shit about public image, so I just take the direct approach and cuss Karen's out. So far, the best line I've come up with on the fly was "shut your gaping yap, you vapid valley bimbo! Nobody gives a shit!" After she tried to tell me how rude I was, after waiting in line for nearly 10 minutes while she ordered with excruciating detail. I kindly reminded her that the only reason the cashier didn't say anything is because they're paid not to, but I have no such limitations. Probably the best part was mr beating her in a volume contest. She kept trying to talk over me, and every time, I opened up my throat and exploded, using my drill voice for a word or two to shut her up, and continued my sentence, refusing to miss a beat. She tried every play in the Karen handbook. "Would you talk to your mother like that?" Fuck yes! "You should really treat people with respect!" Then I guess you're not people! "I don't have to listen to this!" Great! Door's right there! Don't let it hit you where satan split you!

    • @untitledgoose1637
      @untitledgoose1637 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      @@runikvarze6191 Satan : I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

  • @picklenimbus8967
    @picklenimbus8967 Pƙed 3 lety +334

    “Our next reddit post is from Judge Judy” caught me off guard

    • @kenyettaready
      @kenyettaready Pƙed 3 lety +7

      God I love that woman. I love when she crushes people.

    • @strudel_reviews
      @strudel_reviews Pƙed 3 lety +12

      "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" - judge judy

  • @francispastel6652
    @francispastel6652 Pƙed 3 lety +440

    "Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
    You have become the very thing you were supposed to destroy

  • @thegamespider2762
    @thegamespider2762 Pƙed 3 lety +1291

    "Taught a Karen a lesson by becoming one myself"
    *Meet the Spy*

    • @outofnames2051
      @outofnames2051 Pƙed 3 lety +29

      “It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-“
      *”Madam, it’s you who assaulted the child with a wine bottle from the shelf over there.”*

    • @felciajacintha6613
      @felciajacintha6613 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Team fortress 2 heh

    • @callumnegrotti7327
      @callumnegrotti7327 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      We have a person on the inside boys where are we dropping the the tactical nuke?

    • @fatgrizzly894
      @fatgrizzly894 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS FORETOLD YOU WOULD DESTROY THE KARENS NOT JOIN THEM!

    • @mrvn1391
      @mrvn1391 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      SEDUCE MEE

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +303

    “Careful, this throw pillow is pretty fragile.”

  • @robertrhiel2637
    @robertrhiel2637 Pƙed 3 lety +78

    “Pig girl sputtered like a squashed frog.” First and last time I’ll ever hear that sentence

    • @SilverThreads
      @SilverThreads Pƙed 3 lety +3

      OP must've just learned about similes

    • @Vearru
      @Vearru Pƙed 3 lety +5

      If I ever meet you irl that will be the first thing I say to you.

    • @robertrhiel2637
      @robertrhiel2637 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Vearru why am I not surprised lol

  • @bobbyxsoxer
    @bobbyxsoxer Pƙed 3 lety +303

    I felt bad for the girl who got bullied for no reason and im glad she exposed pig girl

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Stephanie
      I read the first part and thought that you meant the first story until "pig girl."
      Either way, it still checks out.

    • @juicedrinkingknight8207
      @juicedrinkingknight8207 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Cinko420 I think they had a mini stroke at the end

    • @bobbyxsoxer
      @bobbyxsoxer Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@juicedrinkingknight8207 ..?

    • @SilverThreads
      @SilverThreads Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I imagined pig girl as Birdo from Super Mario. It's a good image

    • @maddythemercy9999
      @maddythemercy9999 Pƙed 3 lety

      Oink Oink, am I right? Lol

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Pƙed 3 lety +157

    The Uber story - that's effectively extortion by the driver, (although indirectly) so I'd definitely be getting the police involved.
    What happened to common decency?
    Lost items aren't 'perks'.

    • @jonathanwestcott6594
      @jonathanwestcott6594 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Or just trying to steal it for yourself, try to make a quick buck or upgrade an old phone. For such a shifty response from the driver, that doesn't shout inconvenience as much as petty thief.

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      They should’ve called Uber again to report that once they offered money the stuff magically turned up in the driver’s possession.

    • @sugarbeef
      @sugarbeef Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Police should have been called almost immediately when the driver refused to respond. Also, how can the driver prove he didn't have these things? I'll wait while you try to prove a negative.

  • @vuyyuru77
    @vuyyuru77 Pƙed 3 lety +440

    The petty revenge of painting ALL the walls black is NOT petty revenge, it's pro revenge

    • @simonspacek3670
      @simonspacek3670 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      For ProRevenge you must use that special paint for easier cleaning (no idea if it comes in black). I met it only once and it is nightmare to get another paint stick to it. It is mixed with some kind of wax or what so it is more or less water resistant.

    • @EaterOfGeese
      @EaterOfGeese Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Nuclear

    • @vuyyuru77
      @vuyyuru77 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@EaterOfGeese maybe you're right

    • @HauntedChipDoodles
      @HauntedChipDoodles Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Use that 99% black shadow color and let them get lost in the void

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience Pƙed 3 lety +9

      The demons really pushed it over the edge into Pro for me - that is fucking GENIUS.
      I pity the stoner who turn on their UV light and discovers them for the first time!

  • @JackThePerson27
    @JackThePerson27 Pƙed 3 lety +91

    That Teacher in the first story is disgusting.

    • @prestoiloi8005
      @prestoiloi8005 Pƙed 3 lety

      Disgustingly smart!

    • @sandwichqueen
      @sandwichqueen Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I'm surprised he didn't get fired. If he openly made comments like that, surely someone could back you up (or multiple people).

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      That story should have gone in r/prorevenge, but OP was an idiot and didn’t escalate it enough.

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 Pƙed 3 lety +425

    To be 100% accurate, BLACK IS A NEUTRAL COLOR. Black is the darkest shade of any and all colors, including white. So technically He did paint the walls a dark shade of neutral white LOL

    • @PurpleLightsaberAlex
      @PurpleLightsaberAlex Pƙed 3 lety +33

      Black goes well with any other colour, so the landlord should be super happy.

    • @ferbancos4215
      @ferbancos4215 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      @@PurpleLightsaberAlex except with heat

    • @SweetTikTokLife
      @SweetTikTokLife Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Ferb Ancos true

    • @ferbancos4215
      @ferbancos4215 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @Lilith Pitts cool.

    • @Demyxu
      @Demyxu Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I mean, technically, black isn't a color. It's a value. Same with white.

  • @SomeoneFromAnytown
    @SomeoneFromAnytown Pƙed 3 lety +89

    “Yes, he quoted the guy.”-
    Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @no.you.
      @no.you. Pƙed 3 lety +7

      1# IN POTATOES

    • @peak.sidehustles
      @peak.sidehustles Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Subscribe To This Egg YES SOMEONES FROM TECHNOBLADE

    • @xMurdererr
      @xMurdererr Pƙed 3 lety +2

      technoblade never dies

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 Pƙed 3 lety +37

    I hope the OP from the Uber story called Uber corporate and repeatedly forced the issue until they actually took action and fired this Uber driver, and gave the Uber driver a one star review and zero tip. If something like this happened to me and my Uber driver was not fired, I would literally never do business with Uber again.

  • @thenormalplatypus3514
    @thenormalplatypus3514 Pƙed 3 lety +83

    When pig girl came for lunch I would have yelled “hay, it’s that racist from middle school”

    • @sleepy4741
      @sleepy4741 Pƙed 3 lety

      Wait why

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@sleepy4741 'cause racism bad

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@BiloGadget but being a dick is also bad. yes, pig girl should have been called out at the lunch table. yes, she should have been shamed. but, she should have also been offered an olive branch after mortifying her. otherwise, all OP did was possibly breed actual resentment in the girl by not offering her a path to redemption after she had been punished via the shaming within the group. isolating her, and making her feel justified where she might have otherwise not felt so.

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@theroguearceus2869 racism is one of those traits you get from your family that doesnt go away most times. and Tbh i wouldnt give someone who had no respect for me a second chance. give no respect, get no respect. also this is personally my oppinion and you could give her a second chance. she very well could be a good person, but i wouldnt. maybe i would who knows. just depends on how she is in the present. i would just be caucious for a bit then get over it, probably.

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@BiloGadget also, your "racism doesn't go away" line is utter bullshit. i for one come from very racist parents, and was also myself racist in my early years. i then met people of other colors that later befreinded me and now i know that race isnt that big of a deal. daryl davis, you should look him up, is a fat black man that personally deradicalized over 200 card carrying, hopd wearing kkk members. you know what he did? he offered them a chat whilst sharing a beer. no hostility, no animosity, no fighting. just befreinded them over a beer and music. if what you're saying is to be believed, that wouldn't be possible, as those were litterally the most racist of people being brought back to reality by a person of a color they are litterally famous for hating.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +137

    "I Taught a Karen a Lesson by becoming a Karen Myself!"
    *You became the very thing you swore to destroy.*

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +156

    The ultimate move: Kami-Karen!

    • @ashleyyoung796
      @ashleyyoung796 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Now that's a new power move that should be put in DBZ.😆

    • @gijosh93
      @gijosh93 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      No. Super Kami-Karen

    • @Vrathz
      @Vrathz Pƙed 3 lety +5

      That translates to Divine Karen and I don't think there even is a divine Karen lmao

    • @ashleyyoung796
      @ashleyyoung796 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Vrathz What about Wicked Karen?

    • @shimmienshake
      @shimmienshake Pƙed 3 lety +2

      KAME-KAME-KAREN

  • @thecartheorist2690
    @thecartheorist2690 Pƙed 3 lety +57

    That story with the Uber driver, you could of gotten the police involved because the driver is basically holding your phone and wallet for ransom, which is illegal

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 3 lety +1

      This is exactly why I don't blame OP for denying that t&rd the hefty tip.

  • @wildt1
    @wildt1 Pƙed 3 lety +443

    “Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself”.. Sounds scary!..
    Edit: OMG.. 437 likes :D never had this many :)

    • @loading...4380
      @loading...4380 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      I hope the effect of becoming a Karen is not permanent

    • @404errxr5
      @404errxr5 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I’m sorry but I can’t like this comment
      It has 69 likes

    • @davisty1235
      @davisty1235 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Sounds like the fake animation titles lol

    • @404errxr5
      @404errxr5 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Nooooo it’s not 69 anymore!
      Anyways congrats on 123 like! I liked it now :)

    • @ChiditheLitleo667
      @ChiditheLitleo667 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Didn’t look like the lesson stuck, though.

  • @abrahamjiang8097
    @abrahamjiang8097 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    r/slash: mentions sun tzu
    technoblade: wait, that's illegal

  • @queenbee23225
    @queenbee23225 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    My thoughts about the rude girl are even if you are going through rough times that doesn’t necessarily excuse your crummy behavior & the affect your actions & words can have on others

  • @hispanicsinthisbitch7623
    @hispanicsinthisbitch7623 Pƙed 3 lety +109

    i don’t get how teachers literally hate teenagers to the point they beef with them , like you’re grown why are you doing that ?

    • @xav7311
      @xav7311 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      It's because they are power drunk people. Teachers have power over students and they may think that they are a higher lifeform or something like that because of it.

    • @hispanicsinthisbitch7623
      @hispanicsinthisbitch7623 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Davi Xavier i agree with the you 10000 percent, when i was in 7th grade my civics teacher didn’t like me for some reason, i was 12 at the time and this lady is grown asf , so one day they announced that anyone who is not wearing a uniform should go to the cafeteria, she looks at me and goes “alejandra go to the cafeteria” i’m like but why if i have my uniform , she goes “let me see” i unzipped my jacket and show her my uniform , when i’m about to zip it back up because her room was very cold she goes “what are you doing ? did i tell you to zip it back up or something?” i’m like it’s cold and she goes “i don’t care i have to see your uniform” right after i showed her , this is the same teacher that thought it was a good idea to try and embarrass me in front of her class and another class , i went up to my friend to ask for an eraser bc i ofc didn’t have one , she saw me up and goes “alejandra go to the board and answer that question for me” the whole class and the visitor class looks at me , i go and get it right and she rolls her eyes at me when i ask if that was it , when i tell you it was so weird she didn’t like me bc i’m not a disrespectful student and i do my work and i don’t disturb no class lol , to this day if i see her i’ll roll my eyes at her lol

    • @xav7311
      @xav7311 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@hispanicsinthisbitch7623 yeah, in my elementary school my mom was my teacher and my aunt was the principal, so i'd see the teachers pick on other students regularly(not my mom, my mom was cool) and not me, because i was "priviledged".

    • @hispanicsinthisbitch7623
      @hispanicsinthisbitch7623 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Davi Xavier like those are literally little kids and grown adults really decide to pick on them 😐

    • @hopefullyhopes6250
      @hopefullyhopes6250 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      They had grown, but didn't mature

  • @verxety2558
    @verxety2558 Pƙed 3 lety +31

    No one:
    OP: i used the Karren to beat the Karen

  • @neptine3853
    @neptine3853 Pƙed 3 lety +29

    "To beat the Karen become the Karen".
    -Sun Tzu

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Planet Universe to beat a Karen is to become a Karen.
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +21

    Being sassy and sarcastic to students can be awesome for everyone involved, if you do it right.

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Most people can't, though. Better not to try.

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I spend 10 minutes once to slowly explain an entire class how to use a pencil and a paper to write.
      With several of the students joining in on the sarcastic behavior. It was hilarious :D

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Jonatan S “So you mean I put the paper down on my desk? That seems awfully far form my pencil, teach.”

  • @Purrfect_Werecat
    @Purrfect_Werecat Pƙed 3 lety +14

    The title says "taught a Karen a lesson" but the story shows the karen clearly learned no lesson :c

  • @holyfrijolesvlogs1554
    @holyfrijolesvlogs1554 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Listen... I have brothers, two of them at least six years younger than me. They yell scream laugh at decibles higher than snoop Dogg on a Saturday night. I can never NEVER calm them down and I feel for the people that hate it. I just want everyone to know the older brother that looks done with everything with two brats that won’t stop, has tried again and again and the mom has too. We are sorry.

  • @zarekarstudio
    @zarekarstudio Pƙed 3 lety +8

    14:44 on top of that, nice people like to know if someone they're potentially going to start hanging out with is a racist. even if those girls realized that OP was being petty, they were probably relieved she had said _something_ about it.

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 Pƙed 2 lety

      see, if OP had let the girl apologize and then let it be after mortifying her for her stupid behavior i would agree. but she left offering no road to salvation, so i can't fully agree. you can't stop bullying with more bullying. what she did was justified, just disagree with how OP ended the interaction.

  • @oapf0536
    @oapf0536 Pƙed 3 lety +90

    Title should be changed to: “I used the Karen to destroy the Karen”

    • @verxety2558
      @verxety2558 Pƙed 3 lety

      I said that in my comment

    • @oapf0536
      @oapf0536 Pƙed 3 lety

      Oldyella I didn’t read the comments I just thought it as soon as I saw the title

    • @slammedautomotive2591
      @slammedautomotive2591 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@oapf0536 I did the same but i changed it up a litte bit

    • @oapf0536
      @oapf0536 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @Cars&ndMemes 95 To be fair endgame is the highest grossing film at the box office and that line has been made into a meme a lot

    • @slammedautomotive2591
      @slammedautomotive2591 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@oapf0536 true

  • @williamtoccijr9579
    @williamtoccijr9579 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I’m an Uber driver and what that driver did is beyond reprehensible...drivers like him give us a bad name...

  • @hussar5695
    @hussar5695 Pƙed 3 lety +89

    "By becoming a karen myself" you became the very thing you swore to destroy...

    • @asurashun9695
      @asurashun9695 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      How the tables have turned indeed

    • @emeraldsky2823
      @emeraldsky2823 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @PurpleLightsaberAlex
      @PurpleLightsaberAlex Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@asurashun9695 If you stare onto the Karen, the Karen will stare onto you.

    • @asurashun9695
      @asurashun9695 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@PurpleLightsaberAlex and will try to take your stuff

    • @asurashun9695
      @asurashun9695 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@emeraldsky2823 by becoming the thing you despise the most

  • @CCK-jd8nc
    @CCK-jd8nc Pƙed 3 lety +5

    The Pig Girl story was so satisfying. Justice is served!

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    Theres one type of people that deserve no mercy.
    Bullies.
    Say it with me:
    No. Mercy. For. Bullies!

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 Pƙed 2 lety

      this is the worst advice anyone could ever give. by not offering a viable road to redemption and growth, all you are going to accomplish is isolating a person who is already on a bad path, locking them alone in society with only their bad ways of thinking.

  • @AngelShadowheart
    @AngelShadowheart Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I love it when r/slash yells from across the room for his videos

  • @annawarriorgacha
    @annawarriorgacha Pƙed rokem +2

    “WEDDING CARDS!?”
    “GOT IT”
    That cracked me up!! 😂

  • @xenomorph2056
    @xenomorph2056 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    That pig girl story is epic 😂 my mom has a similar story from school.
    In school, my mom had pigtails from time to time. There was one girl who bullied my mom by pulling her pigtails as hard as she could all the time and laughing. My mom was (and still usually is) the type of person who'd never say anything. She hates conflict.
    Years later (like 20+ years), she happened to run into said girl at her job, with her husband. Somehow she recognized my mom, and that time came up in conversation. Made the girl SUPER uncomfortable, and ended with her husband basically laughing and saying "wow hun, you were a real bitch in school, weren't you?" as she ran out of the store. She never came back to that store as far as I know lol.

  • @aadityajoil0197
    @aadityajoil0197 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I taught Karen a lesson by becoming one
    Karen's be like: *There is one imposter among us.*

  • @ace127
    @ace127 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    “Petty revenge is best against karens.” -Sun Tzu, the art of war

  • @t3s9
    @t3s9 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    It cracks me up when rslash yells across the room and says 'WEDDING CARDS?' 'GOT IT' lmao

  • @reverse2358
    @reverse2358 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    "Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
    YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY.
    But for a good reason.

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Also, in regards to 'pig girl' if, when questioned about why she was such a witch, had actually expressed remorse, that would have been one thing, but she didn't.

  • @sungodnracer7073
    @sungodnracer7073 Pƙed 3 lety +50

    Karen: does Karen things to x
    X: you know, I am a bit of a Karen myself

  • @djddanyaltupsheaddj6315
    @djddanyaltupsheaddj6315 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Takes the whole "If you can't beat em join em" to another level

  • @Aquinas218
    @Aquinas218 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

    "What you did was not mean, it was justice!" TRUTH! The fact that the OP said her peace in a jovial tone, made it all the better.

  • @future8856
    @future8856 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    small note: "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" was actually one of Napoleon Bonaparte's quotes :)

  • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
    @WhoRUTalkingAbout Pƙed 3 lety +21

    So *Karening* a *Karen* will make her leave.
    *Says the tittle..*

  • @maloydonedidit2903
    @maloydonedidit2903 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Lol... I did the exact same thing to my wife with the toilet paper rolls. The exception being there was no excuse for NOT replacing it. The holder was literally right in front of you on a stand alone holder. It drove her nuts. Now I just dont pay attebtion to it and she has lightened up, but that was fun.

  • @RoxasLoverForEver
    @RoxasLoverForEver Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Dude keep up the good work!

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast Pƙed 3 lety +18

    "The best revenge is to be a better person than your enemy." - Marcus Aurelius

  • @Decanta
    @Decanta Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The black wall revenge is so so evil lmao. The last owners in our house painted one large living room wall DARK red. It made the big open-concept room feel like an dark cave. It took me two days of priming with many coats to cover it up. It was awful.

  • @chrisreed26
    @chrisreed26 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I want you to know that your videos are the ONLY ones I have the Bell icon set for so I get alerts and I look forward to 9am each day to listen to them!!!

  • @Ella35222
    @Ella35222 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    25 seconds ago, this is the earliest I’ve ever been

  • @XD-ki1ty
    @XD-ki1ty Pƙed 3 lety +44

    Me : *reads title
    me 0.0001 second later : YOU BECOME THE THING YOU SWEAR TO DESTROY

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The Karen story referenced in the title is hilarious. The lack of self awareness among Karens is intense.

  • @mydna8372
    @mydna8372 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I wish I knew these real stories back in my school life, 'cause I had lots of crappy teachers at school!

  • @ritvikdutta4824
    @ritvikdutta4824 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    "Taught a Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
    You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

  • @pd2580
    @pd2580 Pƙed 3 lety +45

    My god if that title didn’t get me to click i dont know what would

    • @jaleelwalker219
      @jaleelwalker219 Pƙed 3 lety

      I see you are a fan of the owl house

    • @pd2580
      @pd2580 Pƙed 3 lety

      jaleel walker I am indeed

    • @jaleelwalker219
      @jaleelwalker219 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@pd2580 is funny today on disney xd is doing a back to back episodes right now

    • @pd2580
      @pd2580 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      jaleel walker I watch them on disney now so i get to watch new ones a day early or close to that

    • @jaleelwalker219
      @jaleelwalker219 Pƙed 3 lety

      Ok I do to I just finished the latest episode of the misfit of demon king academy

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The black paint one is amazing.

  • @deaalm.4362
    @deaalm.4362 Pƙed 3 lety

    When the loud party goes on for too long, my seventy year old neighbor gives “ LAST CALL! “, by watering her plants. She’ll water her plants at 2:30am, she doesn’t give a fig! All the excess water careens through the slats on her deck onto the deck below! I was appalled at first, but now I love it! The party people’s deck is right outside my bedroom window, on those nights I usually laugh myself to sleep.

  • @Rqket
    @Rqket Pƙed 3 lety +6

    *"To take revenge on a Karen, become a Karen..... or perform a satanic ritual"*
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @generalgrievous6689
    @generalgrievous6689 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    "WE WIN THESE"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @rubytaylor7494
    @rubytaylor7494 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Your voice is so relaxing â˜ș I truly enjoy listening to your stories 😍

  • @CalmSound.
    @CalmSound. Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I'm actually going through alot tonight and your voice is so soothing. That sounds weird as fuck but your videos take me out of my head completely. It's nice to be salty about other people's drama instead of my own 😂

  • @Treesah35
    @Treesah35 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Actually there's a product called "Killz" which makes black paint easier to go over. Its essentially a paint primer for any color to go over black.

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Bingo. Two coats of commercial grade Kilz would cover black no problem. Hopefully the landlord didn't know about Kilz and used 60 coats of crappy PPG.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety

      Shhhhhh!!!!!!! 👀

    • @mealdeal5317
      @mealdeal5317 Pƙed 3 lety

      do people just paint over old paint, without removing the layers underneath?

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety

      @@mealdeal5317 Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how it works.
      Disgusting when they paint over mold or other hazards, though.

  • @fantasy_hopeful3733
    @fantasy_hopeful3733 Pƙed 3 lety

    The second one is like a story my mom told me from when they were first married...
    I have fuzzy memories of us living in that house but I remember the layout entirely.
    Now, we had a trash can that had a lid that you would just have to move your foot to a pedal, push it, and it opens.
    My dad had gained a habit of putting cans and other trash like plates, plastic forks, and things that are broken, etc. That got on my mom’s nerves!!! She made a point of taking him over to the trash can and showing him how to do it. They had a laugh and he promised that he would get the hang of it.
    Yeah... he didn’t...
    He kept doing it and my mom had the last straw. She took off the lid of the trash can and left it behind it between the wall and the trash can.
    Now, this is where the “I remember the layout entirely” line comes in.
    Our kitchen was big and as soon as you walk in the door you walk past the big dining room, walk down a hallway past a small bath, and into the small dining room where on your right was our living room and on your left our kitchen. First thing you see an counter like island with chairs to sit at and a fridge with another counter next to it. Follow the counter along the wall, sink, cabinets, pantry, door to the bigger dining room, and the trash can against the other counter.
    My dad, even with the open trash can, put them on the counter next to it and left them there.
    My mom finally had enough, took my dad into the kitchen, moved the trash can over to a corner near the pantry, and said: “I will move this back when you learn to put it IN the trash can.”
    With no where left to put it, he started putting the trash IN the trash can and moved it back himself.
    It's probably not exactly like the other one but still laugh when I think about it and my dad denies it every time I bring it up.

  • @controlezYT
    @controlezYT Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I love how he sounds so bored im dead 💀 love u rslash been here for a year have a great weekend

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    So odd seeing only a few comments despite the comment count being so much higher already.

  • @alvarorey9308
    @alvarorey9308 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Me: *sees the title*
    Also me: Visible Confusion.

  • @monsterkidyt8161
    @monsterkidyt8161 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    hello rslash. i love your videos! i listen to them while playing games in the background. they are so funny! I love your videos!

  • @ninomitchell2039
    @ninomitchell2039 Pƙed 3 lety

    Speaking as someone who used to paint houses, it can be hard to paint over anything. Color doesn't usually make a difference if you put enough paint on the brush.

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    When you leave a thousand dollar tip for your Uber driver:

  • @avil8587
    @avil8587 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    "The only way you'll defeat him is to become him"
    -Joker

  • @ashleecrouch7988
    @ashleecrouch7988 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I love rSlash it helps me to get over my anger

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The story with the Uber driver, I would’ve gotten some real looking fake money to pay the guy. đŸ€Ł

  • @flowrdawg8485
    @flowrdawg8485 Pƙed 3 lety +20

    No views 97 likes 28 comments...
    me:Understandable have a good day

  • @theunknowng4m3r94
    @theunknowng4m3r94 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Just got here annoyed I have to go to sleep for work but I promise I will watch you later love your work man am considering posting my story on reddit but don’t have an account but I have loads of stories I can upload

  • @chocoluver4
    @chocoluver4 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    For the Uber customer guy, I hope he used that text as proof to Uber that the guy had his stuff and refused to work with him

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Hey, man. I wanted to let you know that I watch your videos every day without fail. You’re part of my routine to get ready. I have you playing in my ears while I get ready for work and shopping and shit. Thank you so much for existing and making the content you do.

  • @hazking9590
    @hazking9590 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    The painting of the walls wasn’t petty it was pro

  • @veldmuis8181
    @veldmuis8181 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    ''i used the karen to destroy the karen''
    ''they called me a madman''

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    How stupid is that landlord to not specify how the paint job needs to be done. I mean you could just smack a few paint spots on every wall and you technically painted all of them.
    I hope OP used one of those waxy paints with a glossy finish because they are a nightmare to paint over.

  • @sevenringszerosixtwo
    @sevenringszerosixtwo Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Ur my fav CZcamsr I hope you enjoy making these videos as much as we love watching them

  • @backstreetspearstm6870
    @backstreetspearstm6870 Pƙed 3 lety +24

    Mack weldon

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I haven’t had a teacher bully me, but there was a really racist professor whom I butted head with for 4 years. He thought it was funny that I was a female wildland firefighter (3rd generation, so I’m pretty proud of it), and he thought I was brainwashed because I’m a Conservative. I challenged him every chance I got and on my last day in his class, I printed off Teddy Roosevelt’s speech called “The Man In The Arena” and slipped it under his office door. That was my last word to him and I’m sure he’ll remember me for a long time to come!

  • @Matanu
    @Matanu Pƙed 3 lety +1

    As someone who is best friends with a past bully who I found out after high school (when he went no contact) that he was abused at home. The girl in the story truly was petty. I hope her friends gave pig girl a chance instead of allowing the girl to ruin pig girls chances to have good friends.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Pƙed 3 lety +2

    First post: That was definitely a _bright_ idea! *Cue laugh track*
    Second post: That wasn't only theft, that was attempted extortion. There was no way this driver would've given OP's items back otherwise. I hope OP reported this to the police as well.
    Third story: Better yet, OP should invest in some subwoofers, have them conveniently placed outside the house, and crank up the volume every time the neighbors get a little too loud. OP gets to listen to their favorite music, and the neighbors will sooner get the hint with minimal effort required.
    Fourth story: Once you reach a certain wealth, your consciousness starts deteriorating so much, you can't help but finding faults in everyone around you while overlooking your own shortcomings. Greed is a sickness of the mind.
    Fifth story: I will once again quote the same thing as I did for the aforementioned post. But it comes to no surprise to any sane person that Karens, by definition, has a lack of self-awareness. You could literally embody everything they are and they still would be offended by your very existence.
    Sixth story: The fact that OP sympathizes with Pig Girl's potential youth situation shows that OP has a big heart. But even if her situation is what OP suspects, it didn't make her actions any more justifiable, and I hope she learned to be more respectful and humble (and honest?) towards others if she ever wanted to make friends from then on.
    Seventh story: Bet that house would come to be the dream for anyone who wishes to have a permanent Haunted House, Futuristic or a simple Monochrome interior design, albeit at the cost of having a horribly strict landlord.

  • @GhizzyGhazza
    @GhizzyGhazza Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Ayyy 4th also love your content and i have been here for a long time i have 2 accounts and both are subbed.

  • @JA17SBLVIIIMVP
    @JA17SBLVIIIMVP Pƙed 3 lety +3

    You'll notice how at 1:32 of this video, that for every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes in America. It's totally fascinating how I can never find brown colored underwear anywhere. I can only make it at home.

  • @temi8087
    @temi8087 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    You either die a hero, or see yourself live long enough to become a *Karen*

  • @debbiethomas2622
    @debbiethomas2622 Pƙed 3 lety

    love the "paint the day of" story. an I believe it'll take more than 4 coats, just primer alone to "lighten" black and neon paint.

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Not replacing toilet rolls is possibly the most minor relationship issue I've ever heard about - grounds for divorce?

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 3 lety +40

    It’s nice to hear there are lesbian wedding cards. If a homophobe touches one, they’ll just shrivel up

    • @pxn748
      @pxn748 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Like the Wicked Witch of the West!

  • @Rober_2403
    @Rober_2403 Pƙed 3 lety

    I once painted a house too when we left, one of the walls was actually black, and it did took us 2 coats for it to be ready to give a new color, which took another 2 coats to look good.

  • @celiashen5490
    @celiashen5490 Pƙed 2 lety

    I know I'm really late. "Wedding Cards?" with reverb was hilarious!

  • @greenclock7423
    @greenclock7423 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    Rslash, if you don't notice me I'll cry. I want to be noticed... JUST SAY "HI"

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Pƙed 3 lety +27

    Me refreshing the comments to see if anyone liked mine yet:

    • @JA17SBLVIIIMVP
      @JA17SBLVIIIMVP Pƙed 3 lety +1

      You'll notice how at 1:32 of this video, that for every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes in America. It's totally fascinating how I can never find brown colored underwear anywhere. I can only make it at home.

    • @doimastales6639
      @doimastales6639 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Me liking your comment to see if you’ll notice :

    • @leila6735
      @leila6735 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Me refreshing the comments to see your likes go up:

    • @PortalBreaker
      @PortalBreaker Pƙed 3 lety +2

      .....
      K

    • @PortalBreaker
      @PortalBreaker Pƙed 3 lety +2

      15th like by the way

  • @Man.of.Tomorrow
    @Man.of.Tomorrow Pƙed 3 lety

    The parts where R/slash just yells in the distance kill me every time

  • @stupidratt
    @stupidratt Pƙed rokem +1

    He wasn't even that rude too, he was just like "got any wedding cards? oh wait, found em!"

  • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
    @AyushKumar-oy1zv Pƙed 3 lety +5

    6 seconds ago
    im actually first