r/Storiesaboutkevin Idiot Karen Thinks She Found the Cure For Covid-19
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- r/Storiesaboutkevin We're all saved! This genius Karen has discovered the cure to Covid-19! It turns out that the only thing you have to do to be 100% immune is just... wash your hands. Yep, you can even make out with someone who's infected, but as long as you wash your hands before and after you're 100% safe (I AM MAKING A DUMB JOKE - THIS IS NOT ACTUAL ADVICE). If you enjoy this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Do I have any viewers from Ireland?
YOUR LIES HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! WE ALL KNOW IRELAND IS A MYTH! WHERE ARE YOU REALLY FROM???
Lived in Ireland for 3 years. Beautiful place
No but I am from Australia which some people think is fake
hahađŠ
early
I'm from Idaho. We don't exist either.
I'm Genuinely surprised that the person in the first story survived for for all these years
This is why Iâm genuinely scared. In todayâs society, stupid dumb people will be somehow able to reproduce. Making me think that we are evolving and slowly devolving at the same time. Hopefully, weâll be able to solve this with genetic coding. Then thereâs the problem of actually managing to convince them to do it on their offspring.
R/I shouldnât be alive
Our society has taken us past the line where survival of the fittest requires your brain to actually function.
Same
Sheâll probably make it in to the Darwin awards after proclaiming that gravity isnât real and she can fly
Kevina: "IRELAND ISN'T REAL"
Jacksepticeye: "DING DING DING!! BELL OF LIES!!"
"Kevin eventually got removed from anything except serving food or drink. I thought that would be okay."
*Why* would you think that was okay? That is like the very last thing I would allow someone like this to do.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
I would've just fired the guy after hearing about the bowling ball humping. That's just... Not right đš.
I thought the same thing, but it sounds like all the food is pre made and at most he has to heat it up. (And he still screwed it up)
Ireland isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Ireland: *riverdance intensifies*
The Ireland thing reminded me of a conspiracy theory that Finland doesn't exist, and that "Finland" is just a small place in Sweden. As a Finn, I can confirm that we don't exist.
Wait i never heard of ppl saying Finland doesn't exist. I only heard the Australia doesn't exist one
Im a "Finn" we are fake
@@stinkygremlin267 Yeah, it became a thing a long time ago, and I believe it was mostly a meme. Maybe it wasn't the biggest meme ever, but I still thought it was hella strange
it's like Bielefeld in Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
Yes, we indeed don't exist. HyvÀÀ pÀivÀnjatkoa
Bowling Kevin: hello, 911? I've found my dead boss in the bathroom!
Bowling Boss: *from inside the stall* I'm not dead!
Bowling Kevin: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice!
911 operator: umm sir who is that?
Bowling Kevin: oh thats my bowling boss
911 operator: the one who died?
Bowling kevin:yeah, whatever send on the police. *Hangs up*
911 operator: wtf
IDK how that moron kept his job without being someones family bc I would have been fired for half of any one of those.
I'm legitimately surprised Bowling Kevin didn't try to claim his boss was a zombie.
(from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Old man: "I'm not dead yet!"
Carter: "Ere now, he says he's not dead."
Young man: "Yes he is."
OM: "I'm not!"
C: "He isn't?"
YM: "Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
OM: "I'm getting better."
YM: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
đđđđâ
â the maps are drawn wrongâ
I thought Kevina said Ireland didnât exist...
Edit: and the PATIENCE of that bowling alley owner...sir youâre a saint.
Northern Ireland and Ireland are two separate places, and most Irish people would consider them different countries
@@markred3056 and different laws/government but on the same island, both in the EU.
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I wonder if someone ever said â I dOnât hAve cOviD 19 itâs 2020â
You're actually not far off. Some people are actually questioning "how this all started in 2020 but it's COVID 19 not COVID 20" đđ
@@nicoleroy2931 yeah but it really started in late 2019 đ€·đŒââïž I guess people just donât know that?
@@nicoleroy2931 Yeah, itâs easy to forget 2019 after the cr@show of last year.
When I was a kid my dad got stationed in Saudi, I told my friends mom where he was and she legit laughed at me and said âOh honey, Saudi Arabia isnât real, it just from Aladdin.â
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Iâm DEAD
someone told me that France is in German and I shit u not said France is just what homophobic slur German people speak
sorry French damm auto correct
@@tylerkister4628 ... I... am henceforth unable to can at both of these posts... how can people have negative brain cells, are they made of dark matter?
Edit: i mean the Kevins/Kevinas, not the spelling
How could bowling alley kevin last as long as he did to do so many âkevinâ acts? I would have fired him after 2 or 3.
Really I agree maybe he had some sort of mental disability or something or felt bad for him I worked with a guy like that acted stupid like he didn't understand anything nobody liked him he worked slow and didn't listen to anything but yet he didn't get fired I think they thought he had "issues"
@Neil Schroeder cheep entertainment.
Agree. I can't see any business keeping him on long enough to do all that. Also, contra Joey Findley, I think the damage would be anything but cheap.
Givven how small even the thumb hole is in a bowling ball, shows you how small Kevin's "equipment" is.
@@adriennegormley9358 oh d a m n
Anyone else love when Rslash can't control his chuckles?! It makes things so much better.
That's awesome! Makes my day.
I can just see the folks who study Web Analytics for PornHub thinking âWhat made that kink so popular all of a sudden?â
Kevina: "Ireland isn't real"
Me, an Irish person: Ight boutta head out
Nevermind, I'm Northern Irish so apparently we good B^)
if that's you in your profile pic, you look great hahah! :D
well you just changed your pfp so..
This is mysterious, creepy... downright Ăire.
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Iâm full blooded Irish and I demand to speak with your manager over at least 2 pints of Guinness, on the company card of course. âïž
Ireland is real, its just in the state of China, next to Greenland
@@doomfry680 Oooooh thaks i was confused on where i lived đđ
Throw in a sheperd's pie and you got a deal.
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When I read the title i immediately thought of âessential oilsâ
The story about the new mom reminded me of this. I used to work at a toy store that also sold baby furniture and other baby supplies. I once had a mom come in with a newborn looking for an umbrella stroller. (I know you shouldn't use them with newborns but, at first, I thought she was just thinking ahead) I took me over an hour to teach her how to unfold the stroller. She couldn't understand that the one folding brace had to be locked open. I'm not really sure her one successful deployment wasn't a fluke, but I couldn't take it any more. I hope the kid survived.
why shouldng you?
"For those not from the US"
*Proceeds to give distance in miles*
This is not a rickroll czcams.com/video/QjmX06ihiXE/video.html
@@corvianthedarktemplar3035 oh shit! A man of culture.
@@corvianthedarktemplar3035 he speaks the truth, it is indeed not a rickroll
Iâm pretty sure they meant that we didnât know about the âGreat lakesâ
And America doesnât think kilometers exist
Truuuue
"Potatoes come from the store, not disgusting mud!"
Zombie alert:
- too much Walle
- not enough Brrainz
Of course Ireland is a myth, have YOU ever been to Ireland?!
Seriously though... it's hilarious that she thinks it's a myth, but still acknowledges Northern Ireland.
Karen: I have COVID 19 Iâm gonna touch you
person: why no
Karen: because if I have pain you should have pain too
Person: uhm thatâs not how it works
Daren: HOW THERE TOU SPEAK TO MY WIFE (Karen) LIKE THAT!
Person: euhm???
:) I would do that too
Hammer Of Justice đ
@@randomtech4973 S U F F E R
Karen's would never be that selfless
Kevin be like:
*Y E S , P A I N...A N D...S U F F E R I N G . Y O U...MUST...F E E L...W H A T...I T...F E L T...LIKE...TO...B E...L I K E... M E .*
He was feeding people week old pizza, that would have anyone at my job fired on the spot
Others: focused on the fact that Ireland is real
Me: Focused on the fact that potatoes don't originate from Ireland.
@@olyystaydoley stop
"we don't even have mayo in the fridge. He brought it from home" XD
Some of the funniest shit ever lol
I knew a 'Kevina' who didn't believe that there was such things as times zones...as far as she was concerned GMT was THE standard for the entire world....'if it's 11.30 AM in London it's 11.30 AM EVERYWHERE'.
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I was under the impression that Greenwich itself observed Daylight Savings Time and did not stay on GMT.
@@PvblivsAelivs I used to live and work in Greenwich ( borough...not the observatory ) and trust me...they do not stay on GMT...they ( like everyone else ) switch between GMT and BST the same as everyone else. Oh...and GMT stands for 'Greenwich Mean Time'.
@@ramadaxl
I am actually aware of what GMT stands for, even though I live in the US. I would not have brought Greenwich up otherwise. I was less sure of my info that they switch to Daylight Savings Time. I live in a place that doesn't.
@@PvblivsAelivs Well...I cant say I blame them for not switching back and forth...there are times it's a pain in the backside !
Yet even more people that should be on a waiting list for a Darwin Award
If they make it before the Darwin effect takes them out that isđđ
Senpai!!!!!!!!
@@MamaLauren523 the Darwin award is for the most stupid deaths tho???
@@justaperson4656 The Darwin Award is for the people who are destined for extinction because of natural selection. The Darwin
Effect is when people stupid themselves out of existence đ
You get the first one before the second on actually takes you out.
I was thinking a culling.
The OP of the second post must have the patience of a GOD. Seriously, its a miracle that "kevin"
wasn't fired sooner.
9:23 Around 25 years ago my dad sent his apprentice engineer across the road to get "elbow grease". He didn't spend hours, but did come back red-faced.
Yea... Elbow grease... Here in Germany apprentices in auto repair will often be send to look for blinker fluid. There is a whole arsenal of non existing mysterious objects, at least one for each vocational field, and apreentices will be send to find them in storage, by them at the nearest hardware store, ask a higher up for that... Classic workplace pranks... xD
Sadly I can't think of any of them despite blinker fluid that translate well into English as well as elbow grease doesn't really have a good translation as far as I know...
Kevina: iReLaNd DoEsN'T eXiSt
Me and the lads: Ceann imma ceart amach
Yep.
Hola you see i know iroshi
camair atha thu?
@@kellynnd5361 No I'm not a cameraman?
@@aoibhinnoc6633 And Google Translate shows that as Scots Gaelic: translate.google.com/?source=gtx_c#auto/en/camair%20atha%20thu%3F
What would you call a Karen who's also a Kevin?
Karvin? Kevren? The debate rages on.
"How is dying even a thing, LOL? Just wash your hands!"
Remember, if youâre going to homeschool your child, please make sure someone qualified is teaching them.
I think the second OP went to Rochester institute of technology, which is beautiful.
Is that a good school sorry Iâm not from America
They could have also went to my college it's right next to lake Ontario.
@@isaacblm3343 it is a good school. RIT isn't easy to get into.
Or SUNY (State University of New York) Oswego.
www.google.com/maps/@43.4518633,-76.5494848,15.86z
@@ThomasKent1346 yeah that's my school
Oh my God these Kevin stories reminded me of The Kevin that we had when I worked at the movie theater đ A manager gave this new guy a box of frozen pizzas and told him to put it up. He then proceeded to take the FROZEN box and put it on a shelf. Not in the freezer, just on a regular shelf. this was on a Friday, we found it on Monday... they were soggy gross and completely unsalvageable. It was probably a little more than $300 worth of frozen pizza. When we asked him why did he do that he said âwell he just told me to put it up, so I put it up on the shelf. He didnât tell me to put it in the freezer.â Kevin was moved out of concession and made an usher after that. đ€Ł
At least he wasn't humping anything, like that bowling alley Kevinđłđ€Ł
That bowling alley story reminds me of my last job a few years back, also at a bowling alley. Thereâs a planning company that went through this place for parties, which brought in their own hosts for serving. Us regular servers just had to help serve alcohol if ordered, as their hosts were usually under serving age. We got a fairly good cut of the bill if our lanes were being used, so it didnât really bother us. Our only real attention we needed to keep was making sure the lane itself was operating smoothly, and to radio a lane tech if something went wrong.
One day, I stepped away to grab one of these party membersâ drink from the bar, and came back to their hostess... at the end of the lane... WITH HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THE PINSWEEPER AS THE FUCKING PINSETTER WAS ABOUT TO COME DOWN. She stood back up just before it did with a ball and walked back up as if everything was fine. Now, having practically grown up in bowling alleys (my family was always big on league bowling) I unfortunately had to see the not pretty side of someone not being quick enough to remove their legs out from under the setter. So knowing what it could do to someoneâs head, to say I internally imploded is an understatement. I quickly handed the patron their drink and pulled her away. When I explained she really came close to a not so happy ending back there, she yelled at me saying I didnât know what I was talking about because âiT cAnT bE tHaT hEaVy, I cOuLdVe StOpPeD iT wItH mY hAnD.â
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I think Kevins are actually very crafty. They play dumb in order to get a free ride in life. They figure, mostly rightly, that there will always be somebody to do their work for them, either out of pity or frustration. Either one, don't care!
Every Kevin here:Iâm not like other girls
I have...
*S N A K E A R M*
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Me being sad cause my actual name is Kevin : :(
Me remembering that we need a name for male karens and Kevin is close to Karen: :)
@George Shaw thank you kind person
My understanding is that the name is "Kevin" because of the character from The Office. "Karens" are entitled, "Kevins" are just... not smart.
Nah Karenâs are wilfully bitchy but Kevinâs are just ignorant and stupid
not everyone whos name is Kevin is a Kevin
:)
Wait no I meant everyone here is a nice person.
Kevin: I'll Never forget the day I lost my Bowling boss, Op
BB OP: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!!
Kevin: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Everyone is talking about the Kevinâs but WHY DOES HE SAY HARIBOâS LIKE THAT
rSlash; "How many of you are searching the T-Rex video?"
Me: "Oh, I'm SOOO going to search that dumb stuff AFTER rSlash."
There is some really funny stuff on PH.
...
I was really, really tempted.
rSlash: How many of you are searching
Me: Well I wasn't...but I will now. Thanks for the idea!
people: first first first First FIRST
everyone: behold the i-dont-care-inator
How did u know?!?!
LISTEN HERE YOU, YOUR COMMENT MADE ME FORGET I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO THE VIDEO đđ€Ł
Thirst.
First lol jk
Damn that's going to kill me
I need that meme of the two strong men shaking hands like
Irish people. Australian people. Crazies believing we don't exist
Kevin: i thought you were dead.
OP: My death was, greatly exaggerated.
Hope you read this Mr. Reddit :D
If anyone ever writes a book on a kevin, they should title it "how to be an idiot 101"
I would totally read it
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Never heard someone pronounce âHariboâ as
Hah-reeb-o
Wow.
Thatâs how the commercials pronounce it
Iâve never heard it pronounced like that in commercials
Even the song says it Harry-bo
The song isnât like that either though
I think itâs more of the Hah- bit he says. Not hating, just never heard it said like that
My day has been really bad and i just saw that you posted a r/storiesaboutkevin video. It is my favorite sub to watch and it made my day a lot better. Thanks
Story 1: the irony of her to call someone stupid đđđ
I'm trying to strain a batch of tincture and just laugh so hard that I almost spilled it when you said how many of you are looking for that Tyrannosaurus Rex video LMFAO
I love you
I love going to public events seeing someone having their mask under their nose.
Or when they remove it, touch their face... proceed to touch everything else to put it back and then go back to âwearingâ their mask lol
Corona just loves those dummies with their snouts out of their masks. Its main pathway of entry and infection is through the nasal passages. Go ahead and breathe in that virus you dopes.
I'm in the US, where we can go back to school, and just a bunch if kids keep wearing it like this, or as soon as they get outside dramatically take their mask off and act like they couldn't breath at all, they aren't even 6 ft away from anyone, breathing into each others faces
Ugh, I hate that so much too!! Like, what's even point of wearing it if you're going to do that?! It defeats the purpose..
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Kevin stories are the absolute best! â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
I strongly believe that stupid people were put on this earth to entertain the rest of us. đ€Ș
Wile I love listening to the stories on your channel, I think Iâll forgo more stories about Kevin. It hurts my brain..
Ok these stories made me chuckle for like 20 minutes and everytime I started laughing I had to pause the video and calm down so I didn't get soda up my nose
I bit my cheek lol
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The things that kevins don't have:
*Smartness*
*Common sense*
*Dunno*
Edit: *Sorry if this is offensive it's just a joke*
A life?
Not all Kevins are like that buddy
@@lvlzer0678 Maybe if they are still alive
Why you gotta do me like that bro
@@Ddude6123 sorry?
I love you, i listen to this on spotify before it was on here. You make my 4am mornings when I go to work so much better. Also I got my mom hooked on you too.
I laughed so hard at the Bowling Kevin stories my kids both thought I was crying and came to check on me
I was watching this..... and I figured out my dad is a Kevin and a male Karen (daren)
how?
Robb T simple he lacks so much common sense u can spend 1 hour+ explaining something to him and he just still wouldnât understand and oml if one thing is bad âGET ME UR MANAGERâ
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I love how the picture for the video before clicking on it is that crazy lady off tik tok who took the guy who recorded her to court and lost to the guy. đ
Listening to this killed some of my brain cells, even more than after watching the debate last night!
"How many of you are searching for that Trex video
*Me that just opened up Incognito, then slowly closes it* Uhhh... not me?
You know it's going to be a good episode when he starts using his Karen voice
as someone from Ireland, I can confirm that ireland *IS* a myth. I don't exist
That last Kevin did a failed self report... He should play more "Among Us" before trying something so risky.
Ok, the bowling alley Kevin would have been annoying, but his âbox of strikesâ joke on the new person is actually pretty good. Way smarter of a joke than most Kevins.
Damn, says no views on the CZcams homepage.
When I was younger I thought there was nothing underneath the continents because of a scene in the incredibles where they go under an island, I know now that it was just a cool underground base but as a kid it was a super cool thought
I'm not going to lie, bowling kev made me laugh with his "find a box of strikes" it reminded me of telling a private in the army to go fine a "PRIC E-5" E-5 being a sgt, and Prick.... well yet again being an sgt.
that everytime a mother had to feed her baby got me dying of laughter
I dont know why but i have a image formed in my brain after i listened to the first one and this is a blone woman for some reason
Guy 1: I'm in prison because I killed my wife
Guy 2: I'm in prison because I robbed someone
Kevin: i pooped in a urinal :)
Everyone: .___.
South Park did a similar thing
OMG the Kevin antics made me cry from laughing so hard
I worked with a guy at a convenience store who lied a lot. One of his more famous lies was telling me he was a vegetarian. About a half hour after telling me this, he went on his lunch break....where he proceeded to buy a chicken sandwich. I gave him a quizzical look, shook my head, stifled a laugh, and rang him out. I wonder if he though that "chicken didn't count" like this Kevina.
The lake story made me think of the time I thought it could see France from the south of England, it as an island but I was adamant it was France.
Even worse, as a child, I thought I could see the US from the west coast of Brittany...
Second story âHey Iâve got oneâ âstop telling everyone Iâm deadâ
Box of strikes sounds like what the British would call a box of matches
Kevina is a Legend!. Imagine having her as a friend, how much fun would it be. đ
Im not from Ireland, but I know where they really came from. They came from a place called âIrelandâ, the real Ireland was actually the inside of a T-Rexâs Butt, where they had to evacuate and crawl through its intestines and put its mouth, killing their host. They then escaped to land and made the myth of, âIrelandâ.
âThis is the greatest planâ
- Charles Calvin
That Covid-mom...*sigh*
Can we just erase all "educational" Covidvideos?
And keep educational ones
@@autumnleaf2513 Yep. Like Astrum. Or VSauce :)
"He brought it from home." I'm deadđ€Ł
Telling a new employee to look for a box of strikes, that isn't stupidity that's hazing đ
The bowling ball guy probably lost a lot of money due to Kevin but I honestly don't feel bad for him. He's the idiot who decided to keep him around for that long.
As an Northern irish person myself, Ireland does in fact, *exist*
Edit: OKAY KEVINA WAS RIGHT IM DROWNING
Uh no it doesn't kevina says the maps are wrong.
Liar
Help
@@rickrossstretchmarks where do you really come from?
@@xprodigy1x674 Ireland
"...Lake Ontario. For those of you not from the US, it's one of the Great Lakes..."
Kinda sweet that OP feels that they have to tell everyone that.
I think I glitched when he said, âbroke a bowling ball in halfâ đđđđ
10:38 im more wondering how tf one breaks a bowling ball in half
He probably thought there was a prize inside and took a hammer to it.
I havenât seen these but boi they are interesting.
Just wanna say I love your Karen voice keep it up!
Bowling alley Kevin nearly killed me đđđ
The second story reminds me of when I was 6. It was the first time I had been to this lake. I donât think itâs even a Great Lake (might be but I donât know) and I thought it was an ocean. I refused to believe it wasnât an ocean
Thereâs only one smart Kevin and we all know who it is...
kevin mccallister
Kevin from Up
The Kevin who called 911 on his boss in the bathroom just sounds like an awesome prank!
These boys are as sharp as a bowling ball
I love these stories lol
As the child of an irish woman, I can confirm that they simply don't exist. After all, if you're Irish, why are you living in someplace other than Ireland?
This comment is obviously a joke.
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First.
In all seriousness, Iâve been looking forward to you covering this subreddit. Hope you enjoy it!
how...how do people still act as friends to these people? like how do they not irritate you to the point of leaving
That bowling alley guy sounds like heâs hurled himself at a few too many pins. đł
Early , donât know what to say, love you rslash
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whoever is reading this comment DONT SEARCH FOR THE T REX VIDEO I LEARNT IT THE HARD WAY
shit i searched it now im never getting that image outta my head
@@slimshady5539 told you
Kevin stories are a superior form of Reddit content
the part of 911 2: Eletric bugaloo just killed me.