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    r/Storiesaboutkevin has stories of some of the dumbest, most brain-dead people who have ever existed. These people are so incredibly stupid it's amazing that they've survived this long. It's surprising they even remember to breathe! What do you think of these stupid Kevins (and Kevinas)? If you enjoyed these stories, be sure to subscribe and hit that like button!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 5 lety +1163

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  • @petloverspy
    @petloverspy Před 5 lety +1364

    OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE IS SELF-AWARE
    That’s actually very impressive. I’m proud of her. Congratulations on landing your Sensible Sam, Kevina! You sound like an adorable couple

    • @idontknowwhatmypfpis1918
      @idontknowwhatmypfpis1918 Před 4 lety +33

      I'm more surprised by the fact she can't remember a single f'ing thing. like is it that hard. I hope being with Sam will help her.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +53

      at least she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff she's done.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 Před 4 lety +31

      @@idontknowwhatmypfpis1918 its a common misconception that remebering things is a sign of intelligence. you can be very intelligent but cant remeber certain things. shure intelligence works better if youre also strong in memorizing things but those 2 are not nessesarly related.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 3 lety +6

      @@woswasdenni1914 that explains why my mom is pretty smart, but sometimes forgets where she put her phone

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 Před 3 lety +23

      One of the bullet points was about her ADHD medication. As one with the same disorder, I can't tell you enough how hacked up your memory can be, especially your short term memory! (The long term memory can be shit too, but there are ways around it). It actually makes some of the points in that last story relatable. In high school, I would write detailed plans on what exactly my homework was, so I would not get mixed up, but on top of that, I would have to write on my arm "check planner" or I would forget to look in my planner when I got home, and subsequently, forget to do my homework. (Just as an example)

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 4 lety +978

    I want the full story of “Kevin tazed himself on the neck before a football game”

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +35

      here's the story of it:
      www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbmmwh/
      also the "He's not wearing pants" comment had me in stitches

    • @JM-ij1om
      @JM-ij1om Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao

    • @lieyunus8123
      @lieyunus8123 Před 4 lety +3

      @@GiordanDiodato thx man

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 Před 3 lety +16

      @@GiordanDiodato so somehow no one knew where he got the tazer from, nor where it is after he was tazed? As some others pointed out, suspicious... did someone else taze him?

    • @blastoiseboy2362
      @blastoiseboy2362 Před 3 lety +2

      The first story I just down understand what to say for them.................................

  • @d.l831
    @d.l831 Před 4 lety +1555

    The last story’s plot twist made it so much more endearing😂

    • @joshuwamckinsey5666
      @joshuwamckinsey5666 Před 4 lety +41

      D. L it was adorable

    • @cat_soup
      @cat_soup Před 4 lety +25

      Better than most of m. Night twists lol

    • @MGMAFiend
      @MGMAFiend Před 3 lety +11

      WHAT A PLOT TWIST!!

    • @ranger5839
      @ranger5839 Před 3 lety +34

      It really was, and at least she owns up to it

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 3 lety +17

      yeah. it's nice she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff we did.

  • @kevinv3595
    @kevinv3595 Před 4 lety +860

    Great
    My name is Kevin
    And my sister is named Karen
    Yes, our mom hates us

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 Před 4 lety +15

      😂

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 Před 3 lety +43

      Karli Grové can't tell if you're the worst friend or the best friend someone could have 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 Před 3 lety +40

      @Karli Grové I don't know if you're a godsent individual or a devil's spawn. But either way you have gained my uttermost respect.

    • @Corathor
      @Corathor Před 3 lety +9

      Does she hate you because you take after your namesake? or did she hate you before she gave you the names.. that's the question.. lol

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Před 3 lety +3

      aw... that's not good.

  • @emmethefangirl8785
    @emmethefangirl8785 Před 5 lety +1204

    Hey, at least the last one was smart enough to realize the stupid crap she did and be able to laugh about it.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 Před 5 lety +82

      Yeah, that was sweet. She can't be that much of a Kevin if she's that self-aware. ^^

    • @tonk1044
      @tonk1044 Před 5 lety +1

      Bobillow.

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 Před 5 lety +28

      She also has pretty nice grammar skills.

    • @ghornisbae1653
      @ghornisbae1653 Před 4 lety +35

      Casey5693. Yeah it was a sweet twist. She really just seems like a bit of a klutz is all, considering how unlucky she usually is, SS staying with her is the luck that balanced it out.

    • @harounfarhani2138
      @harounfarhani2138 Před 2 lety +1

      Dumb people who know they're not smart are usually awesome people, it's the idiots who think they're the smarets in the world who are incredibly infuriating.

  • @nise6699
    @nise6699 Před 5 lety +477

    Darwin: Natural Selection
    Kevin's Family: Exists*
    Darwin: Nvm

    • @thepetchannel6411
      @thepetchannel6411 Před 5 lety +1

      search up mountin chicken same as a normal chicken
      its a FROG a FROG

    • @AdamX1124
      @AdamX1124 Před 5 lety +4

      Shit I was gonna make a natural selection Joke but I can’t top this ine

    • @kittylovergurl6452
      @kittylovergurl6452 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao🤣

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy Před 5 lety +4

      I saw a documentary when i was 14 that said we as humans have basically given natural selection the middle finger, I believe Trey the Explainer also did a video on it a year or two ago, we kinda broke the game, see Tier Zoo for details on why and how.

  • @morsalo123
    @morsalo123 Před 5 lety +372

    There were several times in that last story where I thought to myself: "How the hell does OP know that?" Felt stupid for not seeing the plot twist coming.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 4 lety +19

      I just assumed they were roommates or something.

    • @epiccentraltoo9492
      @epiccentraltoo9492 Před 3 lety +4

      honestly I thought the same thing and thought it was fake until the end

  • @thesexysanghieli7818
    @thesexysanghieli7818 Před 4 lety +239

    "Kevin ate a whole 24 pack of crayons, threw it up, and did it again the next day"
    Kevin may not be a good person, but he'd make an amazing Marine!!

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +11

      he's actually in the Airforce, or wanted to join it.
      He'd fit in, I think.

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 Před 3 lety +12

      Giordan Diodato nah you actually have to have some level of intelligence to get in 😬

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 3 lety +8

      @@mkay4 not what I've seen but ok

    • @ww11gunny
      @ww11gunny Před 3 lety +11

      I dunno he wasn't described as muscular and as we know marine stand for muscles are required intelligence not essential

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort Před 3 lety +6

      Would YOU hand that guy a loaded gun.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 Před 5 lety +1468

    That last one was rather touching at the end. I truly do appreciate Kevina's candor.

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica Před 5 lety +83

      The last one was a huge plot twist

    • @shamamohamed8315
      @shamamohamed8315 Před 5 lety +39

      jaspr1999 wait I didn’t get it. Did “Kevina” write that post herself?

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 Před 5 lety +74

      @@shamamohamed8315 - Yup! That's why the last sentence questions why Sam would marry her.

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager Před 5 lety +27

      @@jaspr1999 so the entire post was her describing how stupid she is and making it sound like it was someone else. Wtf

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 Před 5 lety +71

      @@TheHaloVoyager - At least she's aware of her faults and can admit to them. That's pretty impressive.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 Před 5 lety +2786

    Once upon a time, Kevin confessed his love to Karen
    They both got married but their children died because they forgot to vaccinate them.

    • @Ceasord
      @Ceasord Před 5 lety +17

      lol

    • @c3dartree
      @c3dartree Před 5 lety +7

      Lol

    • @meepmweep
      @meepmweep Před 5 lety +15

      Forgot?

    • @wyattx46
      @wyattx46 Před 5 lety +20

      "forgot"

    • @videonaj
      @videonaj Před 5 lety +14

      More like took all of them at once and then took every flu shot too then every cough medicine until their kidneys caved in. Did you miss any of your flu shots since birth guys? Yes? You anti vaxxers get out of here!

  • @Hastambre
    @Hastambre Před 4 lety +178

    My names Kevin and I'm a pilot, I sincerely hope you all know and fear this

    • @siariele4592
      @siariele4592 Před 4 lety +9

      we do flyguy, we really do

    • @brianchan8
      @brianchan8 Před 4 lety +3

      Um

    • @remybomb4690
      @remybomb4690 Před 3 lety +2

      You need your brain checked for thinking we would fear a pilot who has never flown

    • @Hastambre
      @Hastambre Před 3 lety +3

      @@remybomb4690 I have over 500 hours solo please shit the fuck up

    • @vectorthehop3945
      @vectorthehop3945 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Hastambre r/whooosh

  • @Hernos28
    @Hernos28 Před 4 lety +135

    Me : What are your weaknesses
    Kevin : Yes

  • @ZachZombie
    @ZachZombie Před 5 lety +666

    4:06
    "You can't say the N-word if you're white."
    *Kids on Xbox Live:* Observe.

  • @98Etienne98
    @98Etienne98 Před 5 lety +427

    The last one was kinda wholesome and genuinely funny actually.
    The others were funny as well because of how dumb these Kevins were lol

  • @LilithGrimm
    @LilithGrimm Před 5 lety +670

    me: No one can be that stupid
    kevin's: Hold my freaking soaking milk sock

    • @Izzmonster
      @Izzmonster Před 4 lety +15

      I've never cringed and laughed so hard at the same time before.

    • @dbest6137
      @dbest6137 Před 4 lety +5

      At least he didn't ring it out in his mouth

    • @oracle8802
      @oracle8802 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean I can relate to the one failing gym
      *i almost failed library*

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Před 3 lety +1

      @@dbest6137 what if he did?

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn Před 3 lety

      And let me think my spoiled kaprisun is beer

  • @All54321
    @All54321 Před 5 lety +37

    The last story surprised me. Never would have thought that a Kevin would post about themselves on this sub.

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives Před 5 lety +215

    Honestly the biggest plot twist of 2019 was the Kevin from the last story being the poster

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria Před 5 lety +752

    The plot twist on that last one was kind of adorable.
    Also it’s absolutely possible to fail PE, I saw it happening all the time in high school. Three words: refusal to participate.

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside Před 5 lety +4

      I always failed pe paper tests

    • @endyrserifi
      @endyrserifi Před 5 lety +20

      My PE teacher failed me in 8th grade for not wearing shorts. That wasn’t code. You had to change into shorts or sweatpants. he was a pervert who shouldn’t have been working thanks to an incident that happened when my sisters were in his class eight years before me. I always participated.

    • @ene7065
      @ene7065 Před 5 lety +12

      @@endyrserifi dude that sucks
      I swear schools need to make sure that the student don't have disgusting pedos for teachers

    • @alanstevedeluca5157
      @alanstevedeluca5157 Před 5 lety +3

      Just to be clear, in the last one Kevin its actually the op right?

    • @RcrcMr
      @RcrcMr Před 5 lety +3

      @@alanstevedeluca5157 yup OP's kevin.

  • @bobbygamer3579
    @bobbygamer3579 Před 5 lety +256

    4:45
    "Kevin doesn't know that dogs and cats are different animals"
    Me: "chokes on snacks". I sorry what?
    The cat and dog were just staring at me. ( I think they know English)

    • @dannyfehr4130
      @dannyfehr4130 Před 4 lety +4

      That's a good one :)

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 Před 4 lety +15

      @Nobal Zealot01 yea I thought that "raining cats and dogs" was literal and when it rained a ton once I was sad I couldn't get a pet cat

    • @winterpeony1462
      @winterpeony1462 Před 4 lety +3

      RedMikePumpkin 😂 😂 😂

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 4 lety +5

      Oh, your dog(s) and cat(s) know English, they just pretend not to when they don’t want to.

    • @melissa8313
      @melissa8313 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe he saw CatDog and it fucked w his head 😂

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 Před 5 lety +159

    At this point, I think even Darwin would say "back to the drawing board!"

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Před 4 lety +19

      or he'd say "and this is why you don't take out survival of the fittest"

    • @only2potatoes811
      @only2potatoes811 Před 3 lety +4

      Darwin has brain cancer listening and watching this shit

  • @phoebehinton-sheley3937
    @phoebehinton-sheley3937 Před 5 lety +517

    Oh my god, the twist on that last one literally made my jaw drop 😂😂😂

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica Před 5 lety +22

      You thought the kevin was someone else ,but it was me!!!!

    • @alexspies-pronouncedspeez
      @alexspies-pronouncedspeez Před 5 lety +18

      @@isabellajemica BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 Před 5 lety +5

      @@isabellajemica argh is that another jojo reference in a motherfucking reddit channel

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager Před 5 lety

      @@zacharymcleod8050 yes it is now deal with it. (I'm also a JoJo fan btw)

    • @jesklevethix2981
      @jesklevethix2981 Před 5 lety

      I know.. I had to relisten to it to be sure I heard right.... Twice!

  • @polartopics6431
    @polartopics6431 Před 5 lety +540

    I absolutely died when he said “Kevina” 😂😂😂
    Also, it’s actually kinda reassuring that she realized that some of the things she does is Kevin-ish

    • @grifballa
      @grifballa Před 5 lety +32

      "The awareness of ignorance requires a measure of intelligence."
      Almost doesn't sound like a Kevin(a)

    • @annaanne5031
      @annaanne5031 Před 5 lety +2

      I would've just said Karen 😂

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip Před 5 lety +18

      @@annaanne5031 Karen more refers to a sense of entitlement, not general stupidity

    • @nein3405
      @nein3405 Před 5 lety +6

      in german female-kevins are called chantal or jacqueline

    • @chaosgoettin
      @chaosgoettin Před 5 lety +3

      @@nein3405 Shakkeline und Shantall :D

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 Před 4 lety +26

    Moe: "You've got a brain like Napoleon."
    Larry: "Napoleon's dead!"
    Moe: "I know it."

  • @Adelynoir
    @Adelynoir Před 4 lety +19

    Okay, but signing up for a class and never going to it is literally a reoccurring nightmare for me lol

  • @hockaj4845
    @hockaj4845 Před 5 lety +435

    Have a friend names kevin, he forgot where the toilet was IN HIS OWN HOME

  • @Misterbrainturn
    @Misterbrainturn Před 5 lety +322

    Teacher: There is no such thing as a stupid question!
    Kevin: *You dare oppose me mortal*

    • @Bri-oe8sf
      @Bri-oe8sf Před 4 lety +8

      I am dying this is so funny

    • @PhotonDragon16
      @PhotonDragon16 Před 4 lety +3

      *Shaggy would like to know your location*

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 Před 4 lety +3

      Mr. Garrison said it best. "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

    • @BigMan274
      @BigMan274 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PhotonDragon16 a fly is nothing compared to god

    • @sallymoen7932
      @sallymoen7932 Před 2 měsíci

      Suggestion for anime character: check!

  • @Dounut-bo8vg
    @Dounut-bo8vg Před 4 lety +59

    I love how he censored aldult videos as "videos of people hugging passionately"

  • @kateAkaGunner
    @kateAkaGunner Před 5 lety +16

    I dated a guy named Kevin for about a year and a half when I was in my teens. He lived up to his name, the man was dumb as a rock. No wait that's mean, that's insulting to rocks.

    • @CaroleJ.V
      @CaroleJ.V Před 5 lety

      Kate Gunn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣daaaaaannnggggggg

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 Před 4 lety

      May we has examples?

  • @pheonixiagal6828
    @pheonixiagal6828 Před 5 lety +121

    My humor has been so annihilated that I laughed for a solid five minutes the first time rSlash said “Kevina.” Send help.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Před 5 lety +132

    I don't know why, but I find "videos of people hugging passionately" to be hilarious.
    Far more than it should be.

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus Před 5 lety +7

      Personally, I think they're gross. But whatever floats your passionately hugging boat, I guess.

    • @incognitones5604
      @incognitones5604 Před 5 lety +2

      @@uglebeffus I might be completely wrong, but I got the impression that Gilhelmi found the phrase "videos of people hugging passionately" hilarious, not the actual "videos". But I might be wrong. And of course, even if it is the phrase you think is "gross" you have every right to think so.
      Nonetheless, either wich way, thanks for the chuckle.

    • @schemingbanana2213
      @schemingbanana2213 Před 5 lety +1

      @@incognitones5604 yes that was the joke

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus Před 5 lety +1

      @@incognitones5604 r/wooosh

    • @incognitones5604
      @incognitones5604 Před 5 lety

      @@uglebeffus Pity me, I missed an idiom. The danger of not getting English with the mothers milk I guess.

  • @RainbowAnimeCupcake
    @RainbowAnimeCupcake Před 4 lety +11

    I feel like Bob’s son was the type of child who never had any curiosity. He saw something or thought something unfamiliar and just never asked anyone or talked to anyone about what he thought about those things, so he just decided on what he thought it was and stuck with it and no one questioned their assumption until they finally say something they think out loud

    • @sallymoen7932
      @sallymoen7932 Před 2 měsíci

      These Kevins are the perfect foil to the smart-aleck brainiacs who spout random facts.

  • @ambrosiacomfort2705
    @ambrosiacomfort2705 Před 5 lety +20

    My berded dragon is named Keven. And he's pretty stupid but I love him

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 5 lety +71

    "Kevin was white"
    The best sentence of this entire video. XD

  • @studioreep7449
    @studioreep7449 Před 5 lety +510

    Me: i've seen this one
    Rslash: what do you mean you've seen this. It's brand new

    • @derp4581
      @derp4581 Před 5 lety +9

      Early bird catches the worm

    • @matic4416
      @matic4416 Před 5 lety +7

      Instagram normies be like

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 Před 5 lety +1

      @@matic4416 shush

    • @generalmits
      @generalmits Před 5 lety

      @@yinyang1217 youtube normies (plebs without premium) be like

    • @redracerb18
      @redracerb18 Před 5 lety

      These have been on the subreddit for a while

  • @IdaliaMay
    @IdaliaMay Před 4 lety +143

    I feel like the female version of Kevin should be Becky.

    • @beckie8168
      @beckie8168 Před 4 lety +7

      No, I'd call them Barbies. I'm called Beckie and I'm blonde. Dealing with blonde jokes is more than enough, thank you 😂

    • @user-lp4cd4ln9y
      @user-lp4cd4ln9y Před 4 lety +6

      _Ashley_

    • @K1Kotsune
      @K1Kotsune Před 4 lety +2

      Kelly

    • @roccocristallo188
      @roccocristallo188 Před 4 lety +6

      Nevaeh

    • @purplekissy
      @purplekissy Před 4 lety +2

      Glitter, Honey, Candy think any stripper name.

  • @shermf2986
    @shermf2986 Před 4 lety +9

    My husband’s name is Kevin. I’m getting the “stink eye” for laughing so hard at these stories! Keep it up! 🤣😂

  • @VelcroYuppie
    @VelcroYuppie Před 5 lety +111

    I am, indeed, a Kevin. The dumbest thing I ever did was start a bar fight with a biker everyone called Tank. Now, I'm 6'3", and at the time weighed 280 pounds, all of it muscle. Tank was 7'1", and was stronger than anyone I've ever known, except for my Dad and my brother Chet. I got ticked off, and hit him across the head with a pool cue, hard enough to break the cue. He turned and looked at me, said "That was a bad idea." That's the last thing I remember of that fight. lol

    • @GiorgosKoukoubagia
      @GiorgosKoukoubagia Před 4 lety +8

      TOP 10 ANIME FIGHTS

    • @sageyt4808
      @sageyt4808 Před 4 lety +5

      My friends a kevina she some how decided it would be a good idea to crash her mini electric kids car (shes 13) into a shed then blame it on her elderly disabled dog greg. Greg can't walk let alone DRIVE A FRICKIN MINI CAR. Sh also decided that narruto running on the streets and getting lost for a few hours was a good idea. Oh and she nearly started up a black market at school, got into a fight with fit a** kid and tripped over her elderly dog while running at a tree, hit a pole twice in the same minute, ran on 5eh top of tall monkey bars and finally she drank old milk, orange juice and water, all together saying "It was smoothieeeee" Oh yeah and she also sat on someones chest and nearly killed him.

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss Před 4 lety +6

      If you were Kevin witch you aren't you couldn't even write this comment

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss Před 4 lety +1

      @@sageyt4808 yeah dude kevin is stupid

    • @FlanylShirtman
      @FlanylShirtman Před 3 lety +3

      I've heard four different people tell me that story over the last 25 years, pool cue and all.

  • @spookynoodle5255
    @spookynoodle5255 Před 5 lety +178

    "Fish are just really active plants"
    *Looks over at aquariums*
    I guess I don't kill every plant I touch

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 Před 5 lety +7

      *Looks over* yeah, those are dead

  • @dory7693
    @dory7693 Před 5 lety +21

    Kevin...Kevin watch the light dude...
    KEVIN!

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil Před 5 lety +21

    Ok, the last one turned out to be pretty cute. xD

  • @emeraldartz
    @emeraldartz Před 5 lety +281

    No one:
    Not even an animal:
    Kevins: Guys I found a wild animal in the classroom!
    *Students staring at him holding the dead class pet* 😱

    • @deusvult1826
      @deusvult1826 Před 5 lety +5

      at least he knows its an animal

    • @thatrandomuser6554
      @thatrandomuser6554 Před 5 lety +5

      Give him a gold star, he finally got something right.

    • @Cyntaria
      @Cyntaria Před 5 lety +3

      tom and jerry meme right now?

  • @joyuz6583
    @joyuz6583 Před 5 lety +113

    rslash: the kevin downloaded videos of people hugging pationately
    me: that's not so bad
    looks at text
    *oh*

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 Před 5 lety +13

      And like that you are no longer pure

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 Před 4 lety

      ur a relative of Kevin then u realised.

    • @Nizazel
      @Nizazel Před 4 lety

      @@Kylel0519 Kevins love passion...
      interpret it how you want to

  • @maumee22
    @maumee22 Před 5 lety +63

    "Let's call him Sensible Sam (SS)"
    *Early to early-mid 1900s Germany intensifies*

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam Před 4 lety +6

    Hey, we’re all a little Kevin sometimes. I have looked for my phone while talking on it many times.

  • @demonpanda4539
    @demonpanda4539 Před 5 lety +305

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Kevin: “You guys wanna smoke weed” *pulls out a bag of garden weeds to the entire class

    • @sallywinston5305
      @sallywinston5305 Před 5 lety +11

      I don't know. Pretty sure people would laugh but then stop and realize that the guy was serious. Also, I bet they would look like actually weeds and not kinda grounded (?) up. They would probably look like flowers. XD

    • @jayballuk
      @jayballuk Před 5 lety +7

      Or a bag of fish

    • @AceNotAnAttorney
      @AceNotAnAttorney Před 5 lety

      @@jayballuk why a bag of fish

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 Před 5 lety

      Demon Panda I should do this as a prank lmao

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 Před 5 lety +1

      Annika Spanggaard WhY nOt?😂

  • @theodorboazpedersen4844
    @theodorboazpedersen4844 Před 5 lety +339

    Imagine Rslash's text messages: IM NOT STOOPID! or IM GLAD HE'S DEAD!

  • @waynesligar5948
    @waynesligar5948 Před 4 lety +13

    My first name is Kevin but laughed so hard at the stories really laughed at kevina keep up with the stories

  • @jinx7501
    @jinx7501 Před 4 lety +6

    I think God laughing is the best way to describe a Kevin family's survival.

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti Před 5 lety +87

    That last OP was top ten anime betrayals on themself.
    That's hardcore. Beep boop.

  • @GeoToni13
    @GeoToni13 Před 5 lety +198

    When you have this strange sense of Deja Vu...
    *I've just been in this place before*
    *Higher on the street*
    *And I know it's my time to go...*

    • @hugo_R898
      @hugo_R898 Před 5 lety +3

      69 likes!

    • @liamlogan7131
      @liamlogan7131 Před 5 lety +2

      Calling you, the search is a mystery

    • @GeoToni13
      @GeoToni13 Před 5 lety

      @@liamlogan7131 Standing on my feet
      It's so hard when I try to be me, oooh!

  • @9timepokechamp
    @9timepokechamp Před 4 lety +5

    The only smart Kevin is Kevin McAllister

  • @Kisozriel
    @Kisozriel Před 4 lety +5

    I work at a hotel and I can confirm that “YES”....people are that damn dumb.
    Edit: Omfg Kevina called herself OUT! I can’t breeeeeeathe 😂

  • @rainycat9052
    @rainycat9052 Před 5 lety +89

    The funny thing is I have a cousin named Kevin and he’s really smart, and sounds like Einstein compared to these other “Kevin’s”

    • @tonytiger6814
      @tonytiger6814 Před 5 lety +3

      RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Sooo, your cousin sounds German?

    • @rainycat9052
      @rainycat9052 Před 5 lety +2

      Wait what? Oh lmao no, I mean smart. (I know you were just joking though) But he’s actually Ukrainian

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus Před 5 lety +3

      That's really not saying much since everyone looks like an Einstein to these people.

    • @rainycat9052
      @rainycat9052 Před 5 lety +2

      True, true

    • @tonytiger6814
      @tonytiger6814 Před 5 lety

      RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Yeah, I was joking, lol.

  • @vadimnovikov8487
    @vadimnovikov8487 Před 5 lety +119

    Kevin and karen sitting on a tree
    The tree is on fire but they think its the leaves

  • @sophiaswidler1600
    @sophiaswidler1600 Před 4 lety +33

    The one where the kid thought Jewish people didn’t exist had me like 🤦🏻‍♀️mainly because I’m Jewish

  • @0Disturbingthepeace0
    @0Disturbingthepeace0 Před 5 lety +1

    there is NOTHING I love more than stories about Kevin!!! NOTHING!!!! I have these saved on my phone and when I get depressed I read them and cry with laughter. The Kevina I knew in high school was good at school work but couldn't tie her shoes until she was 16. my favorite stories goes like this:
    Kevina: looks outside and says to her mother: OMG its raining! Can we go shopping mom? I love shopping when it raining.
    Her mom: Honey that's the sprinkler.....

  • @HTHTucoTheRat
    @HTHTucoTheRat Před 5 lety +137

    Dumbest thing I have ever done...Handcuffed myself to an electric fence.

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 Před 4 lety +7

      Tuco the Rat I wanna know the story

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 Před 4 lety +5

      How are you here?

    • @baronnumnums
      @baronnumnums Před 4 lety +3

      it was a dare right?

    • @teardropcipher7001
      @teardropcipher7001 Před 4 lety +26

      I touched a electric fence three times after being shocked twice I did it the third time just to make sure that I was really being shocked by the fench

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 Před 4 lety +6

      😄😳. Bet that was a shocking experience

  • @dotmn6524
    @dotmn6524 Před 5 lety +98

    13:57
    I almost spit my food out because my name is Kelly and my big brothers name is Kevin wtf

  • @Lj-dh2tv
    @Lj-dh2tv Před 4 lety +3

    Poor Kevina, I have a feeling she's not stupid since she's self aware.

  • @amusingkiwi9586
    @amusingkiwi9586 Před 5 lety +16

    me: yo friend you like my verry active plant!
    my friend:
    my friend: thats a fish
    me: surprised picachu face

  • @amanirupia6613
    @amanirupia6613 Před 5 lety +53

    I physically Face Palmed at these things
    Especially the first one
    OMFG

    • @ML-yn9yu
      @ML-yn9yu Před 5 lety

      Yea, the first one seemed like he had some kind of learning disability.

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 Před 5 lety +43

    Kevin: I love spicy hot food! Me: hot cheetos arent that hot Kevin: YES THEY ARE Me: *gives him some indian food* Kevin: *screaming and blaming me for him eating the food

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony Před 4 lety +2

      I love spicy food but I'm sure that my definition and other's is completely different, lol.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety

      *also Kevin gets explosive diarrhea*

  • @Seele2015au
    @Seele2015au Před 4 lety +1

    Have dealt with plenty of Kevins. Once I got an overseas job as one-off project management, and there was a Kevin in the team. No need to make a catalogue of what he did, but on one occasion his Kevinness got to be so exasperating, I asked him: "did your mother take some wrong meds by mistake when she was pregnant with you?"
    "I have no idea; I'll ask her next time I see her."

  • @StaciM40
    @StaciM40 Před 4 lety

    OMG I haven't laughed so hard in years. Thank you!!!!

  • @cauctaus
    @cauctaus Před 5 lety +34

    where'd my food go?
    Kevin: gone, reduced to atoms

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Před 5 lety +73

    It takes a special kind of talent to fail gym class.

    • @gamingjose4441
      @gamingjose4441 Před 5 lety

      My friend got an f for gym class ooof

    • @dukduk9016
      @dukduk9016 Před 5 lety +1

      All u have to do is act like me and you're good to go. F here i come!

    • @itswhox2
      @itswhox2 Před 5 lety +7

      or an asshole teacher. dealt with one once.

    • @empty7170
      @empty7170 Před 5 lety +4

      I had an f because the teacher hated me, she was fired after 2 years

    • @slumberybox41
      @slumberybox41 Před 5 lety

      Or you just get tired very easily and therefore never finished the swimming test which we have here in Sweden

  • @Monasaurus_Rex
    @Monasaurus_Rex Před 4 lety +2

    Oh mah gawww that's the most wholesome plot twist everrr

  • @ThoughtfulPotato
    @ThoughtfulPotato Před 3 lety +1

    That last one turned into a rom com at the very end!! The man must truly love her goofy antics... Good for them! I hope they live a happy life and she doesn't accidentally... You know... Poison him or something...

  • @BabyBells231
    @BabyBells231 Před 5 lety +40

    5:38 That pronunciation caused me physical pain, I want you to know this
    - A Bahamian girl

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 Před 5 lety +1

      As someone from NJ who lives in the New York City Metropolitan area, that made me cringe as well. (Nassau County is a county in Long Island and is covered by the media around here, so I know the correct pronunciation)

    • @LadyBama
      @LadyBama Před 5 lety

      I live in Alabama,and it made me cringe. 😨

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn Před 5 lety +1

      I've actually always wondered how it's supposed to be pronounced. I've always said "nass-aw" but have never been sure.

    • @mathildamurray2622
      @mathildamurray2622 Před 5 lety +1

      Eric Coffey unless I am mistaken, you are correct with that pronunciation. I had family who lived there for some time.

    • @debbipriz
      @debbipriz Před 5 lety

      @When you pull off the heist just right czcams.com/video/wVIxBaETX5Y/video.html

  • @AliceinOverwatch
    @AliceinOverwatch Před 5 lety +80

    Homework is optional if you're top of the class lol

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS Před 5 lety +6

      Can confirm, got a friend who just aced tests and never did homework 😂

    • @Jugador-Feliz
      @Jugador-Feliz Před 5 lety +1

      Can confirm, I reached University jaja

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS Před 5 lety +5

      @@Jugador-Feliz can also confirm he continues it today, he also wrote one essay about how everyone was fucking stupid (actual title) and a 20 page essay that he had like 2 months to do and did it in a day, both getting an A. I envy people like him

    • @cannedair3357
      @cannedair3357 Před 5 lety

      I do my homework but I’m also an A student

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS Před 5 lety

      @@cannedair3357 weak

  • @Ghost-np2ey
    @Ghost-np2ey Před 4 lety +2

    The first one had me ded not gonna lie😂😂😂😂😂.
    But on a serious note we need to be careful cause these people are driving atleast 300 pound battering rams .

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 Před 3 lety +2

    I met a Kevina once. She asked me if I had change for a dollar. I gave her the exact equivalence of 100 cents. She then said "I think you gave me too much! All I needed was sixty!". I mean, I'm not necessarily a mathematician... but I laughed because I assumed she was making some sort of math joke that was above my head. She became very pissed off all the sudden and demanded to know "What the fuck are you laughing about?" It then occurred to me, and I asked her, "Are you you thinking about how many minutes are in one hour?". Her: " Can you make change or not?!". Me: "Yah, here you go. Sorry about that." She "hmphd" and walked away. Best 40 cents I've ever made !

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 Před 5 lety +78

    Actually, in Germany, a female Kevin would be Chantal.
    Wait... The last OP WAS Chantal! WAAAAAAAAA?!

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Před 5 lety

      O shit, nice

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 5 lety +1

      In Ireland, a female Kevin would be Caoimhe (pronounced "Keeva")

    • @alexnako1452
      @alexnako1452 Před 5 lety

      Kevin and Chantal
      Kevinism

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg Před 5 lety

      @@Haimannen in russia it's debil (or debilka)
      and the unisex word tupitza

  • @ArkOfDarkness
    @ArkOfDarkness Před 5 lety +40

    "Some type of sick Divine Intervention"
    r/BrandNewSentence

  • @AFantasticCat
    @AFantasticCat Před 4 lety +1

    Wow.. I am getting all sorts of visions in my head. I had no idea that those books titled “The Stupids” were based on true stories. Unbelievable!

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 Před 2 lety +1

    Sounds like a kid I knew as a teen; he was so dumb he'd often forget to breathe (think about that one - as Kevin never could!). Breathing is INVOLUNTARY; your brain controls it even when you're asleep.

  • @GyorBox
    @GyorBox Před 5 lety +102

    Why the hell is it demonetized? It makes no sense. You censored everything wrong...
    Oh wait...you said "the" in a explicit manner

    • @Kamarkarze
      @Kamarkarze Před 5 lety +8

      Although @11:34 he says 'it's best Kevin kills himself ....'
      That would do it...

    • @GyorBox
      @GyorBox Před 5 lety +8

      Nah... I'm going with "the"...

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 Před 4 lety +1

      i think its bc he wanted a 15 yr old kevin to die in a car crash oof

    • @templar1115
      @templar1115 Před 4 lety

      perhaps we should ask Majorkill, he should know

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 Před 4 lety

      Phil McNealy breaktime

  • @jamesbaxter5147
    @jamesbaxter5147 Před 5 lety +92

    Woah, I got to see this video yesterday! Neat!

    • @anchriwa
      @anchriwa Před 5 lety +1

      Same but at the same time frustrating

    • @gianbangayan5901
      @gianbangayan5901 Před 5 lety

      Me to

    • @flufffluffer3517
      @flufffluffer3517 Před 5 lety

      Why was it taken down? There was nothing actually bad in there"

    • @shamamohamed8315
      @shamamohamed8315 Před 5 lety

      James Baxter so you don’t get a new video today. Bummer!

    • @Mysterion0
      @Mysterion0 Před 5 lety +1

      @@flufffluffer3517 Something to do with rendering issues, he said so on his discord.

  • @sharkcraft8568
    @sharkcraft8568 Před 4 lety +6

    10:55 why did I click on this :V
    my last brain cell is struggling way to much right now

  • @christishepherd2676
    @christishepherd2676 Před rokem +1

    Well, my name isn't Kevin, but I did get an umbrella stuck on my head this week 🤣

  • @Barbex2596
    @Barbex2596 Před 5 lety +8

    As an Italian for whom "gelato" is the direct translation for "ice cream", I feared I was a Kevin for a moment

    • @Barbex2596
      @Barbex2596 Před 5 lety

      @Matan Kesselman yea I looked it up later. Still weird how it would be difficult to differenciate in italian lol

  • @smokeyone
    @smokeyone Před 5 lety

    I love this reddit channel keep up the good work

  • @sawyr2765
    @sawyr2765 Před 5 lety

    Holy crap, "hugging passionately" has made me stop living for a moment due to the incredible amount of laughing
    OMIGOD IM FRICKING WHEEZING

  • @pomantoeman5928
    @pomantoeman5928 Před 5 lety +20

    Me: hey wanna get some sushi
    Kevin: I'm sorry, I have to eat my socks before sweets sweetie.
    Me:what

  • @Nokomomo22
    @Nokomomo22 Před 5 lety +22

    Related to the last story"
    : My last name is 4 letters yet it's been spelled wrong multiple times by teachers. And friends. I understand they can be spelled different ways. But I know what I wrote on my enrollment form- it's a common household item c'mon now-

    • @Sunny-jv7yt
      @Sunny-jv7yt Před 5 lety +1

      What is iT then 🤪🤪

    • @delt528
      @delt528 Před 5 lety

      Door? Or some variation on that spelling?

    • @jj6434
      @jj6434 Před 5 lety

      Desk

    • @jj6434
      @jj6434 Před 5 lety

      Food

    • @tibhamel
      @tibhamel Před 5 lety

      Pens? Cups? Book? Fork? Iron? Mugs? Oven? Pans? Pots? Rags? Rugs? Shoe? Sock? Sofa? Vase?

  • @shahancheong9792
    @shahancheong9792 Před 4 lety +1

    Plz do more StoriesabtKevin. They're funny as hell.

  • @amyschildgamerlive4519

    The plot twist at the end! OP I mean..... kevina..... great story! So cute!

  • @Rain-Man915
    @Rain-Man915 Před 5 lety +6

    Some guy in my class said the Crazy Frog version of We Are The Champions was the original, after I said I liked the original version more.

  • @StellarTempest
    @StellarTempest Před 5 lety +9

    Nobody:
    Kevin: Watch me shoot this firework into the ground.
    Everyone else: Happy fou-
    **Boom**

  • @MadJess_Tik
    @MadJess_Tik Před 4 lety +1

    That last one is BY FAR my Favorite ‘Kevina’ Story EVER!! 😂😂

  • @yueyuna8344
    @yueyuna8344 Před 3 lety +2

    I don't care how many times I watch this video, I love the plot twist of the last story.

  • @kmac291
    @kmac291 Před 5 lety +30

    I’m kind of a Kevin myself
    Example:
    Up until today I thought that “albino” was a racial slur
    EDIT: I also thought of some other examples so I’m putting them here
    I thought that Chic-Fil-A was an adult McDonald’s
    And (please don’t read this if you are easily offended I only thought this when I was 4)
    I thought that Jesus and God were the same being
    Then I took Bible class in homeschool and thought I was stupid

    • @CertainOverlord
      @CertainOverlord Před 5 lety +3

      our albino brothers
      - Dragon ball z abridged

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony Před 4 lety +10

      I honestly didn't know that albino could be construed as a racial slur.
      Depending on who you talk to, Jesus and the biblical God are the same being. Then you throw in the holy spirit and you got the holy trinity. Three bodies, same being. This is according to some, not all.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety

      CFA is adult McDonald's... if you like worse food

    • @iisgreen6930
      @iisgreen6930 Před 4 lety

      God and Jesus are the same being, but also different beings. It i very complicated and I can see how a 4 year old would be confused.

    • @SladesShitboxGarage
      @SladesShitboxGarage Před 3 lety

      Don’t feel too bad, I used to think Prussia and Russia were the same thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @porschedude7687
    @porschedude7687 Před 5 lety +26

    American Hillbilly: "Stewpid!"
    Canadian Hillbilly: "Stoopid!"
    Me: "This looks like a opportunity to make another sh*tpost based on "Sees Or Soos?"!"

  • @MrPtrgun
    @MrPtrgun Před 5 lety

    rSlash - - yes keep this reddit. Never seen it anywhere else and it is FUNNY 😆

  • @GoGorgeousGo
    @GoGorgeousGo Před 5 lety

    This is seriously the funniest thing EVER 😂😂😂

  • @SilverDungeoneer
    @SilverDungeoneer Před 5 lety +20

    One time my entire english class forgot how to spell giraffe. I needed it and we had to look it up.
    I thought it was spelled giraf but knew there was no way that was it.
    Another girl added the second f making it giraff. But we knew it was missong something and found we were missing an e. My excuss was I never had to write it down. I could read it but never personally wrote it.

  • @mellow9109
    @mellow9109 Před 5 lety +9

    I have a friend named Kevin
    Plot twist-- he is a nice and smart person

  • @noble_ape115
    @noble_ape115 Před 3 lety +1

    In the 5th grade, I met a Kevin. After lunch, he snorted ketchup, set off a false fire alarm on the bus, stole a girls phone, and threw it over a fence, Kevin was forced to go get it. Brot a knife to school stole my homework and turned in my homework with my name on it and instantly got detention. Spanked my math teacher butt, and last but not least, Kevin loved to talk about bombs, so he thought that it was a good idea to whisper into my science teacher's ear '' I have a bomb in my bag '' the whole class freaked out and ran out the door. He was expelled.

  • @miller7759
    @miller7759 Před 4 lety

    There needs to be a Reality Show on the Kevin's....Sounds like a endless supply of comedy gold.