John Mulaney Is Turning Into His Mom
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2019
- John Mulaney realizes he’s becoming more and more like his mother as he gets older and mocks the title of “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.”
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i really relate to this video
More mulaney that's all we want
This Asian American woman just never ages
Because they repost the same video from 10 years ago every 2 months
Because he sucked out princess Diana's life force when he killed her
@J LA exactly! When I was back to college in my late 20s/early 30s, no one I met there even realized I was nearly a decade older than them until I invited a bunch of friends to my 31st birthday party 🤣
Jesus, this tall Asian American girl looks terrible!
*Proud*
So this tall child with very feminine hips is like his mom.
Brianna Jeffers no! That’s what he’s most sensitive about!
@@onyx7332 r/wooooshh
Surfer wolf XD she was joking. Search John Mulaney feminine hips
@@ryosuketakahashi3232 r/woooosh
Surfer wolf XD “r/whoosh” yourself..
I mean...he says his English major was useless af but it’s clear his style is sort of unique because of his ‘proper’ English
The only reason why I didn’t like was because it was at 420 and I couldn’t break that 😂
Lizzy Dowding valid reason
Underrated comment. He IS really well spoken. And the thing about writing classes that they dont make CLEAR is that being a good writer is about being able to think and cohesively share your thoughts. NOT about pristine grammar or political correctness, but the value of the content, story telling, moral dilemma, and REAL life.
@@McKlein__ it's really a problem for higher education cost, but on the other side nothing is wrong in getting more education.
@@hahahahaBHFSD7 Exactly! Language was created to _facilitate_ expression, not hinder it.
god I love this tall child
He needs to get more sleep.
brainflash1 he just keeps burning the candle at both ends
interstate366 It’s why he’s got feminine hips!
Savannah Nason That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!
*police sirens*
" They've never spoken" the way he said it lmao
The SASS
My god, you're right XD
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1:57
I had to rewind it three times because it was so funny!!
He was 28, so this clip is from 10 years ago. And home alone 2 is 27 years old.
This is from _ten years ago??_
Damn he really never does look older.
He's 37 now
He looks a bit younger
@@lizageorge8923 he just looks worse.
Would have been nice if Comedy Central had bothered to put that in the description...trust comments though to call it right 👍
It’s so hilarious to hear him cuss because he doesn’t look like he’d ever do such a thing
He's just so proper. I love it.
He looks and dresses like a Mormon missionary, so hearing him say fuck makes my brain hurt
I mean he also looks like he never did any drugs but yknow
@@paperfoxka BAHAHAHHHH
have in mind he is the voice of Andrew in Big Mouth
And ten years later, that horse is now in a hospital.
Spot on man he doesn't have the virus a more tho lmao
And now the horse has been replaced by a bull.
i really thought that it said "john mulaney is turning on his mom" and i was a little concerned at first lol
It was weird for me too because I read the "turning on" in two different tones
Me to XD
I thought it said "turning in his mom" and I was like "what did she do?"
Same
"THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY"
2:27
I literally read your comment exactly at the time when he said it! 👍😂
I had absolutely no idea where that meme came from, and I just started watching John and was suddenly blown away
This guy's awkward young comedy is refreshing
3:05 "Where you at, 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go, 35th and 6th? 11 up and 1 over yasimplebitch."
I love John Mulaney 🤣
They would’ve died for that joke on Def Jam. 🤣🤣🤣
is it weird that john mulaney voice is so smoothing to me that sometimes to sleep i play his videos and i’m drifted to sleep by just his voice
cas ss he’s turning into everyone’s mom
Omg i do that when i have panic attacks and can not rest . His voice is beautiful . It soothes me.
I have days where watching him is the only thing to get my mind to a better place. YaaAaAy anxiety & depression!
same, with john mulaney’s voice and also benedict cumberbatch 🤤
Jonathan Groff videos are great for this, too.
This guy voiced Spider-ham in "Spider-Man into the spider-verse" and I JUST now realized this..... I'm an idiot
He’s also Andrew in Big Mouth.
John mulaney looks like a he got rejected to play a role of a white house official in a movie and decided to do comedy instead
He sounds like a character from Book of Mormon
Holy shit it’s so weird seeing 2020 in the description.
Props to you, a person who actually opens the description box. 😂
it was weird back then, now it's just sad and scary
2020? That's not a real year.
uumm mmmmm
“All women become like their mothers. ... In some ways it foreshadows the future...”
I think this quote is very fitting since John is a proud Asian American woman.
How does he manage to look like a 1940s cartoon and a real person at the same time?
This is my favorite young Asian American girl with feminine hips
THAT'S THE THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!
Officer, this comment right here
YALL THIS IS FROM FREAKING 9 YEARS AGO?!????? BEFORE ANNA????? BEFORE BEING GROSS?????? (FYI he is 37 now)
Gross? I need to be filled in about that
@Ketaki Lolage Well, I can't totally relate unfortunately 😂😂
Before Anna and before being gross? I don’t get it. Please explain. I’m not too up on John Mulaney.
@@doogabadooswanson2927 Anna is his wife, and being gross is his current state of life
Doogabadoo Swanson yep gross with his shoulder hair and sweaty back but we still love him
english is not my first language and he's the only comedian that i don't need to have cc on bc He Speaks So Clearly And Imposingly
"IT'S A GRID SYSTEM MUTHA FUCKA!"
Between this and Cha Cha Slide, I think John Mulaney is secretly black.
WRONG. He's been openly black for years.
Excuse you he's a proud Asian American woman.
He’s somehow black, Jewish, Asian, and Irish all at the same time.
@@interstate366 so, True American 😅
Every white American has a little Kevin Hart living inside of them... And every African American has a tiny Patton Oswald living in them, waiting to come out and do "white person voice" at the perfect moment.
In love with Veronica? Weird child? You can’t tell me this guy isn’t JD from Heathers
He’s too pure to be JD
A Koala Bear 🐨 true lol
@@akoalabear239 FOR REAL
Just put on a trenchcoat and boom
If he wasn't so pure and had a trenchcoat he could totally be J.D.
John: I watched home alone 2
Audience: Ha Ha Ha
John: it's sequel to home alone
Audience: Laughs hysterically again
“This oughta be good.”
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Secret to a good joke.
Secret to a...
TIMING!
I love how single handedly this tall child took over multiple fandoms
(Like the dream smp, hamilton, Steven universe, stuff like that)
“11 up and one over ya simple bitch” that shit sends me every time 😂😂😂
I never knew what he meant in the teacher part sketch when he said "we were like dogs without horses" but now I do🤣
it looks so weird to see 2020 in the description omg
I-
2021 now nerd
Protect this tall child at all cost!
Summary: -Horse babysat my dog. Shhh. Def jam in the grid system.
The phrase "dogs without horses" to describe high schoolers off to a house party makes so much sense, now.
That "They've never spoken" was so sassy I love it
"i dont look older, i look worse" ive had a babyface my whole life and now, 6 years later, it looks almost exactly the same as when i was 10 even though everything else about me is normal for my age :(
Anyone here from buzzfeed unsolved
Yeppp
"And her name was Veronica"
There's always a Veronica no matter what😂
“They’ve never spoken!”
My pedantic ass: “WhAt aBoUt PaRrOtS?”
I'm 22 and people still ask if I'm old enough to smoke lol
Tall child please get well soon ... We love you 💜💪
What happened???
@@noodleverse6695 He's in rehab for drug and alcohol addiction
@@tylersharp3943 thanks for telling me, i was really trying to find out why so many people are saying get well soon
John Mulaney is my spirit animal.
I thought he was turning into a plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter
Lmao
They should give this guy a sitcom, I'm sure it won't get cancelled after 3 episodes...I'll see myself out.
*they’ve never spoken*
John is that friend who cheers you up when your down
The amount of sass in 'They've never spoken~' was hilarious
Someone come get this tall, adolescent, Asian-American female
“11 up and 1 over ya simple bitch” is the height of comedy
He is by far my favorite current comedian. All time he is third behind Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.
I think of that "you hired a horse to watch your dog" line a lot!
His delivery is impeccable.
You can tell he watched Def Jam at least a fair amount lolol. He NAILED that impression 😂
When he said Jessie James. I thought, “Jessie, James. Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!”
"11 up and 1 over you simple bitch"
I don't know why but this gets me every time
His realization of his babysitter's age is just my cousins. She asked me why was I the babysitter when I am only a year and a half older than her. I said because adults were trifilin...why I said that I don't know.
He is like real life Sheldon Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A hotel on a road trip: **Has free waters and a usable shower**
Me: 2:27
Yes, just yes
One of few times that I'm happy for youtube to recommend something I've already seen.
I love that tall child.
I love him!!!!! He’s sooo funny & I have watched all of his comedy specials!!!!!!
thanks for uploading this!!!
That Def Comedy Jam bit is appreciated.
MORE JOHN MULANY CONTENT IM SO HAPPY
Something about this dude is so wholesome
I love every single video of your act! I like your sitcom too! Isn't called The Neighborhood? 💕
Did anyone else come here from TikTok to figure out the connection between John Mulaney and Princess Diana?
Sanskriti Deva yup!
skip to around 3 minutes in on 'New in town' on netflix !! it all starts there with that joke
Yes, me.
John delivering again, or should I say tall child
He delivered this show 10 years ago..
Zion Falconi well it just got delivered to CZcams
me sitting here with my name being veronica
Man! He is blessed with good looks.
When you're sad that they are just clips but realize that the full thing is on Netflix....
A new Mulaney clip? Great way to start the year!!!
*This guy looks like Pastor Jeff in the series Young Sheldon* LOL
John has just has the prettiest eyes omg
“And you’re a horse…” 😂😂😂
"I don't look older i just look worse" i felt that
This video must be really old then as he was born in 1982 which makes him 39 this year (2021)
He perfected the Def Jam comedian style! Hilarious
“11 up and 1 over you simple bitch” had me rooooolling
John slowly transforms into his mother on-stage and by the end of the but, he's fully become his mother, physically and mentally.
So this is what the frog from Meet the Robinson’s is doing now
John Mulaney is the master of delivery
Getting into a stretch limo with a large cheese pizza really is the height of luxury. I’ve never seen that movie, but if it was a legit New York pizza, oh man, that’d be incredibly luxurious.
Imagine being in the damn audience of this show. Iconic.
Hope he gets better...
Drew is really making inroads to the mainstream comedy circuit!
he's so sweet omg
This skit is like years old
Wtf I was just talking about this bit last night and now it popped up in my subscription box
Alexa and Siri are ALWAYS listening
Realizing im as old as Lost in New York
the tall child still has not aged ten years after this
john mulaney gives me english teacher vibes. he also looks like my english teachers identical twin.
I should be asleep rn I have school tomorrow ✋😭
I literally haven't slept since I posted this comment
“You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends”
Boy do I have a story for you John
little does he know he looks the same at 38
I think about that "they never spoken" line everyday since I first watch this special like 4 years ago
" I was by now I would look older but it didn't happen"
Dude looks like he’s from 1925
John: I'm 29
Google: he's 37
Me: _visible confusion_
this is old
@@ZombieDasher I realized that now 😂😂😂
@@lianah7837 lol
He's been... doing this a while.
Man I love this tall child!!!
Absolutely love this bit!
I AM DECEASED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yess John yesss😂😂😂😂