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  • @wrenk3165
    @wrenk3165 Před 4 lety +17359

    “Which was fun, cause mail, y’know?”
    I do know, tall child. I love getting mail.

    • @wendyhaun2559
      @wendyhaun2559 Před 4 lety +158

      Except most of my mail nowadays is requesting money from me. And usually not my alma maters, but places like the utility company.

    • @hunterblanchard6538
      @hunterblanchard6538 Před 4 lety +100

      I don’t think there is a better description for this man than a tall child.

    • @sentient.dumpling
      @sentient.dumpling Před 4 lety +17

      when i get mail its either bills or terrible news

    • @partsofearth
      @partsofearth Před 4 lety +7

      Come to Germany 😂

    • @MichelleSudarsono
      @MichelleSudarsono Před 4 lety +4

      wow I feel dumb, I thought he said "male" and I got so confused! I thought he was being sarcastic like, men don't like receiving letters or something.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 4 lety +22410

    I love how he fancifully prances across the stage, like a deer.
    A deer that's out of $120,000.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry Před 4 lety +619

      Like a deer that's got feminine hips
      And is out of $120,000

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood Před 4 lety +40

      Thanks for making me laugh. 😀

    • @DillonHiggins
      @DillonHiggins Před 4 lety +91

      @@albrechtdurer86 oh shut the hell up...

    • @muufle
      @muufle Před 4 lety +4

      @@DillonHiggins I don't think that is how text works...

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 Před 4 lety +108

      An asian-american doe with feminine hips
      that is out of $120,000.

  • @mohammedzain9663
    @mohammedzain9663 Před 3 lety +11980

    "And you fucking SPENT IT ALREADY!!"
    The way he says it gets me every time

    • @Juju2927
      @Juju2927 Před 3 lety +179

      That's the "THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH !" Tone. Glorious.

    • @livinlikelarry8788
      @livinlikelarry8788 Před 3 lety +3

      1k

    • @stutineelam1157
      @stutineelam1157 Před 3 lety +93

      it's more like "and you facking SPENTITALREADAY"

    • @morpheus-thrall
      @morpheus-thrall Před 3 lety +25

      @@stutineelam1157 I would pay to see the subtitles you’d write for this video 😂😂

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 Před 3 lety +20

      He sounds like an angry southern middle aged woman and I love it

  • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
    @OneAndOnlyYesMan Před 3 lety +8301

    “I gave you more money than the civil war cost” an underrated line

    • @popcornchicken9762
      @popcornchicken9762 Před 2 lety +37

      I also think its wrong... (But you know comedy)

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings Před 2 lety +118

      @@popcornchicken9762 I think it's correct if its not adjusted for inflation (and of course you're only counting financial cost, not any of the lives lost)

    • @brendangalligan
      @brendangalligan Před 2 lety +78

      @@nyandoesthings yeah, not even close. In 1861 dollars the civil war cost $6 billion. That's $71B in 2020 dollars.

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 Před 2 lety +49

      @@brendangalligan still a funny line

    • @guyinagame4793
      @guyinagame4793 Před 2 lety +26

      @@brendangalligan that absolutely cannot be true bro, because 6 billion dollars in 1913 is equal to 172 billion today. And the civil war was 50 years before that… so yeah it would probably worth we’ll over 200 billion. Not to mention the civil war only cost 5.2 billion… not 6 so idk where u got any of this information from

  • @kelseysbookrecs
    @kelseysbookrecs Před 4 lety +18756

    As a college senior I very much want “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision I ever made in my life” on my grad cap

  • @AlexanderMoen
    @AlexanderMoen Před 4 lety +20169

    Some of the best parts of this bit were cut out. "Yeah, that's right, I paid $120,000 to learn a language that I ALREADY SPOKE!"

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 Před 3 lety +488

      also the " baby aspirin in a duffle bag" bit

    • @alynthimarie6744
      @alynthimarie6744 Před 3 lety +58

      tayeb
      Please elaborate?? I'm intrigued

    • @ChrisPierreBacon
      @ChrisPierreBacon Před 3 lety +411

      I paid $120,000 to walk across a stage hungover in a gown sweating alcohol and ecstasy to get a degree for reading books that I didn't read.

    • @matthewfuerst6456
      @matthewfuerst6456 Před 3 lety +42

      tayeb That Website looks like it’s gonna give me a virus but I want to see what you were talking about so wish me luvk

    • @alansalgado2740
      @alansalgado2740 Před 3 lety +20

      His joke about buying the cow is gold

  • @charliebear2048
    @charliebear2048 Před 3 lety +4816

    How do you think John Mulaney feels knowing that he's defined a generation, and that that generation isn't his?

    • @whosaidthisandthat
      @whosaidthisandthat Před 3 lety +163

      i honestly think he'd be proud

    • @Kenny-jl1st
      @Kenny-jl1st Před 3 lety +30

      @@whosaidthisandthat yeah-

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 lety +92

      If the generation is millenials, I thought he was one. He's either that or the very *very* tail end of gen x to the point where he basically is a millenial.

    • @rachelconsoli8428
      @rachelconsoli8428 Před 3 lety +85

      He’s right on the cusp of Gen x/millennials because millennials are ‘81-‘96 and he’s ‘82, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he identifies more with his fellow millennials given his scarily accurate bits 😂❤️

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings Před 2 lety +107

      @@314rft I think they're referencing gen z actually. None of us talk about it, but the entire generation is a squabble of mulaney groupies. I've never heard a single person my age reference him but I've also never met someone my age who isn't a fan.

  • @sheeeeeesh2965
    @sheeeeeesh2965 Před 2 lety +341

    ”I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen…and then I didn’t” will always be one of my favorite lines

  • @mchllme
    @mchllme Před 4 lety +7708

    This video is missing the best line where he goes “FOR A LANGUAGE I ALREADY SPOKE”

  • @Danielle-ty8mx
    @Danielle-ty8mx Před 4 lety +13543

    Pure John Mulaney energy is 1940's sports broadcaster with curse words and excellent comedic timing

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 Před 4 lety +239

      Dani Renee also that everyone thinks is pure but is simultaneously the most chaotic god of evil you’ve ever seen

    • @leilanilamour5173
      @leilanilamour5173 Před 4 lety +13

      I want to like your comment, but it’s at 666. 🤘🏼😎

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 Před 4 lety +10

      @@leilanilamour5173 problem solved, like away 😂

    • @PrinceRandomness
      @PrinceRandomness Před 4 lety +1

      Dani Renee true

    • @CrepeSuzetteDance
      @CrepeSuzetteDance Před 4 lety +11

      He has a a kind of phonetic clip and a slight lisp that works well with all the details and information he blasts through.

  • @andy-espo
    @andy-espo Před 3 lety +790

    “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision of my life” well i know what’s going on my graduation cap lmao

    • @pirateprincess1997
      @pirateprincess1997 Před rokem +3

      Please tell me you did that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @andy-espo
      @andy-espo Před rokem +21

      @@pirateprincess1997 i did! one of the better decisions of my academic career

  • @heyyitscj9408
    @heyyitscj9408 Před 3 lety +4058

    Ranboo has ruined this for me, now everytime I hear "give us some money" I'm like "oh, ranboo made some money"

    • @rainbowelf4923
      @rainbowelf4923 Před 3 lety +83

      same

    • @pipnick6160
      @pipnick6160 Před 3 lety +124

      WHEN THAT HAPPENED I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE AND POKED MY EYES SO HARD I SHALL NEVER SEE AGAIN

    • @Soda_Joy
      @Soda_Joy Před 3 lety +61

      I was going to say”give us some money “
      To some all the mcyt

    • @amethystaria6783
      @amethystaria6783 Před 3 lety +19

      Same!

    • @coffeeislife21
      @coffeeislife21 Před 3 lety +31

      It just sounds different to me now hearing it

  • @tianna6933
    @tianna6933 Před 4 lety +8731

    "do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep" is the question i end every single day with

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme Před 4 lety +22

      lovelachambers sleeeep

    • @the_well-known_stranger2275
      @the_well-known_stranger2275 Před 3 lety +11

      This is my life.

    • @juggernot92
      @juggernot92 Před 3 lety +52

      I had a different game show called do I hate my friends or am I just hungry. I'm gonna let you know now, it always ends with me coming back from the cafeteria. Saying I'd like to apologize for what I said and the tone in which I said it.

    • @ipraytovodka
      @ipraytovodka Před 3 lety +5

      that joke gets regurgitated on twitter and other websites that use twitter posts as memes on almost a daily basis

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin Před 3 lety +4

      Maybe you should lay off the Adderol.

  • @thezekroman
    @thezekroman Před 4 lety +9525

    "Hello, I'd like to return this, it's unused."
    "Sir, this is an animal science degree"
    "Cash is fine"

    • @launabanauna8958
      @launabanauna8958 Před 4 lety +90

      thezekroman Lol! If only it really worked that way.

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica Před 4 lety +72

      Ha. Political science

    • @jahrta
      @jahrta Před 4 lety +31

      Wtf is "animal science"?

    • @giorgiomauceri410
      @giorgiomauceri410 Před 4 lety +38

      4$,take it or leave it...

    • @thedailybullshit4033
      @thedailybullshit4033 Před 4 lety +55

      Hi are you my mother? Because my mother spent 4 years getting an Animal Science degree only to become a state trooper and have never used it once.

  • @ryasanovar8175
    @ryasanovar8175 Před 2 lety +124

    *"AND THEN I DIDN'T"* Is the most powerful statement of all time

  • @coreysullivan2171
    @coreysullivan2171 Před 3 měsíci +46

    "What kind of cokehead relative" ..... ironic watching his latest special lmao

  • @frickenflapcraps
    @frickenflapcraps Před 3 lety +10027

    I like that he just angrily prances around the stage while he repeats "$120,000"

    • @21centuryhippie61
      @21centuryhippie61 Před 2 lety +11

      I like your pfp, lol

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 Před 2 lety +50

      Funny thing is.. he's prob earned it back during the duration of that rant 😂

    • @jamesblackburn8110
      @jamesblackburn8110 Před 2 lety +48

      It's not easy to prance angrily, but boy can John pull it off

    • @giggukbangbangbang1874
      @giggukbangbangbang1874 Před 2 lety +9

      he prances around the stage ranting about $120,000 like a Taiga

    • @DJ-de9dx
      @DJ-de9dx Před 2 lety +4

      "they tricked {him}"

  • @samaraisnt
    @samaraisnt Před 4 lety +30074

    You can tell he's _legitimately_ bitter with them, because he did not even want to do them the favor of dropping their name so they could claim him as an alumnus. I love it.

    • @dulce5616
      @dulce5616 Před 4 lety +863

      he went to Georgetown, he's mentioned it before

    • @madisonrose6403
      @madisonrose6403 Před 4 lety +1118

      he didn’t mention them because he didn’t want to be sued because they’re such a big school

    • @robynd4546
      @robynd4546 Před 4 lety +614

      "and they wear a shirt that says 'school'" perfect

    • @rebelredshirt_2188
      @rebelredshirt_2188 Před 4 lety +992

      He just doesnt mention the school because the argument applies to all schools, that way the joke is relateable to everyone, not just the people who went to georgetown.

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 Před 4 lety +145

      @@rebelredshirt_2188 this.
      like how are you people not getting this? jesus christ.

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy1 Před 3 lety +204

    When my college calls and asks for money, they are very persistent. Even when I tell them the truth, that I'm medically disabled and haven't worked for years they pull out the "any amount you can give is fine."
    The one thing I found that really works is telling them I'm medically disabled and can't work, then asking them for money. That shuts them up real fast. I know I look like a safe bet on paper, 2 masters degrees in mathematics and chemical engineering, but life sucks sometimes, and your body falls apart in your last semester of graduate school.

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 Před 3 lety +42

      Lol be like "you put me in unimaginable debt and I live in poverty. Why don't you give me some money, b-tch?"

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 2 lety +6

      Is my two cents enough?

    • @mr.martinez6932
      @mr.martinez6932 Před rokem

      > and your body falls apart in your last semester of graduate school.
      I hope things are going better for you O:-) in terms of college calls -- my cellphone is my only phone, and I have the number for "The Annual Fund" or whatever it's called clearly labelled. So when they call, I see right away who it is, and I just ignore that shit or hit the red "hang up" button.
      I've long wanted to finally answer, tell them to fuck right off and remove me from their lists. But I do take part in some charity events with the alumni association (that benefit students, not themselves) & I don't want the blowback. So, labelled number, ignored calls and that nice red button. Done done and done.

  • @kevinconnor6035
    @kevinconnor6035 Před 3 lety +432

    Real talk: everything he's saying is true, and, more importantly, there are always more demanding needs for your alumni donations.
    My friends and I went to a really prestigious grad school. Cost $55,000 a year *before* housing and books and meals and shit. As soon as we graduated, the letters and phone calls started. "We depend on you to maintain our high standards...legacy...new students need access to materials...something, something." Our school got a $100 million donation at once. At once! I'm not making that up. So we thought...you know what? They're right. There are students everywhere who need access to better materials and higher standards. So we pooled some money together and donated it to a local grade school that really needed it, instead of our school with its billions of dollars in endowment. And I'm sure it did much more good there than on whatever ice sculpture or ribbon-cutting or other bullshit my school would have used it for.
    Short version: don't give money to your alma mater. They don't need it. The grade school around the corner needs it more. Give it to them. Many of those kids might not make it to college anyway. Give them the best chance you can.

    • @MyName123.
      @MyName123. Před rokem +17

      wow I love this idea 💡
      thank you so much!

    • @EdwoodCA
      @EdwoodCA Před rokem +21

      Damn right! The schools with billion dollar endowments are making more per year off their portfolio investment returns than we'll ever approach. THAT's their business, now. Portfolio growth and 'networking' to make people feel like they're part of a special club and it'll open their wallets. Hey... just like a church...

    • @mr.martinez6932
      @mr.martinez6932 Před rokem +1

      so the lesson is, bang the hell out of your $55k/year hooker, just don't fall in love with her XD

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@EdwoodCA
      Especially with them always expecting you to remember everything in the book you haven’t finished reading because you want to relax.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan Před 4 lety +21876

    "I paid 120 thousand dollars to earn a degree in a language I already spoke."

    • @GDub96
      @GDub96 Před 4 lety +200

      There's one born every minute. : )

    • @GuessWhooou
      @GuessWhooou Před 4 lety +82

      Lol... people studying English, right?

    • @kashansr9956
      @kashansr9956 Před 4 lety +107

      I paid total 120 dollars to learn English on CZcams in 3 months😂
      You know internet is expensive😂

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah, because that's what it means...

    • @m.s.rotpar7953
      @m.s.rotpar7953 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Hellwyck czcams.com/video/DR8D50G2B9M/video.html

  • @pidgey_10
    @pidgey_10 Před 4 lety +12504

    ‘I gave you more money than the Civil War cost, and you spent it already?!’
    John Mulaney is a gift from God that we need but don’t deserve

    • @juniorzablosky9608
      @juniorzablosky9608 Před 4 lety +71

      Now I want to know how much the civil war cost

    • @Nintendont64
      @Nintendont64 Před 4 lety +33

      @@juniorzablosky9608 A fuck ton more

    • @anchyi1202
      @anchyi1202 Před 4 lety +41

      John Milaney is a gift of God you should be proud to own cause I don't have him... I'm European and our stand up jokes? Vulgar jokes and cringey forced laughs

    • @michellelovesanberli
      @michellelovesanberli Před 4 lety +6

      Anchy idk...I really love Russell and Jack though

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor Před 4 lety +21

      @@juniorzablosky9608 About $6 billion back then, in today's money it would be a lot more.

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 Před 2 lety +90

    Last time my college called me asking for a “gift” I really wasn’t in a good place financially. The person I was talking to said a small donation is fine, and I’m thinking “ok, $10-$20.” He meant $300! That’s almost two months worth of food budget. I declined and kept the money.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald Před rokem +18

      I hope you never ever consider donating even $10 to your college. Colleges don't need donations!

  • @tylerwarner3677
    @tylerwarner3677 Před 2 lety +29

    "What is college? Stop going till we figure it out." This needs to be more widely applied haha

  • @mikayleebales3774
    @mikayleebales3774 Před 4 lety +3633

    His angry delivery is maybe the best thing I've ever heard

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe4435 Před 4 lety +3654

    “And then I didn’t!” That might just be the most relatable statement in the world

    • @diatplay
      @diatplay Před 3 lety +30

      ...the best punchline I've heard in ages!

    • @JuanHernandez-zx5xb
      @JuanHernandez-zx5xb Před 3 lety +62

      As a college senior I very much want “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision I ever made in my life” on my grad cap

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Před 3 lety +25

      As someone who got an English minor and had several classes with English majors it always just stunned me how often people were like “and then I didn’t”

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 Před 2 lety +3

      I wish wish my English would have had me read Jane Austin it would hav even way less dry than some of the crap we did have to read… so glad I only had one semester of English in college

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous Před 2 lety +4

      I showed up for my English Lit final and the other students looked at me and I heard some of them whispering, "he's in this class?" Yeah, I didn't AF in that class. Nobody wants to pay to be forced to read Jane Austen and John Keats.

  • @stevepolychronopoulis
    @stevepolychronopoulis Před 2 lety +18

    "I lived like a GODDAMN NINJA TURTLE" fucking kills me

  • @shaughncasey4385
    @shaughncasey4385 Před 3 lety +91

    The funny part is a few minutes later, he does a whole bit in rhymed couplets. I'd say he has put his English major to very good use.

  • @parisrollins422
    @parisrollins422 Před 4 lety +2637

    "Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?" is the best description of undergrad tbh

    • @karyncanup4311
      @karyncanup4311 Před 4 lety +17

      That has to be someone's senior quote somewhere

    • @jazmyndebono4927
      @jazmyndebono4927 Před 4 lety +10

      Freshmen and college and woke up thinking my roommate hated me for NO reason turns out she just had a bloody nose and I needed more sleep

    • @rburp123
      @rburp123 Před 4 lety +8

      I laughed so hard, it's so true, what a crazy time of life, I so dearly wish I could do it all over again, I woulda done more shit that people said that I shouldn't.

    • @rburp123
      @rburp123 Před 4 lety +6

      @Jessica Stein There's plenty of time to hangout and you know it! if you can sit here and watch this high-waisted man Mulaney do stand-up then you can kick it with your homies. Go hang out before you're 40 and looking back and realizing you too school too seriously, and didn't build any lasting friendships.
      I mean still take school seriously, but don't make THAT big a deal of it. The bigger thing is internships and who you meet. One of my buddies from class almost helped me get my first job out of college (I chose a different one, but it was nice having the option). People don't give a shit about your grades past the very first interview for your very first job after college. After that it's all about experience, skills, networking, and the ability to be friendly in an interview.
      Anyways... sorry for typing up this essay to what I'm pretty sure was just a joke comment, but if this does manage to help even one person who randomly reads it then I'm happy.

    • @jsizzlesaurusrex
      @jsizzlesaurusrex Před 4 lety

      Answer: yes

  • @Saiyamanmc
    @Saiyamanmc Před 4 lety +19290

    "i paid 120 thousand dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen, and then i didn't"
    dude.... same

    • @t.h.1492
      @t.h.1492 Před 4 lety +74

      Saiyaman MC - you could read Jane Austen for free, what does college think it’s doing?

    • @Youngapollo47
      @Youngapollo47 Před 4 lety +99

      T. H. that’s the joke

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 Před 4 lety +31

      People, people - it’s called “ comedy” and it’s funny! How young are you?

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 Před 4 lety +21

      If you are offered an education and instead party all the time, that’s on you, loser.Waste your life, your money and your liver! It’s comedy,!people!

    • @t.h.1492
      @t.h.1492 Před 4 lety +8

      foxking39 - ahh, thanks for explaining that to me! Quite helpful!

  • @karmen9319
    @karmen9319 Před 3 lety +57

    I can’t watch this bit anymore because the “Give me some money” is the sound of Ranboo’s donation and it’s ingrained in my head

  • @cat-her-ine
    @cat-her-ine Před 3 lety +761

    "GIVE US SOME MONEY"
    Wow. I can't believe I found the source of Ranboo's alert.....

  • @mememe1011
    @mememe1011 Před 4 lety +14832

    Guess that 120k English degree did him some good because he's the clearest spoken person I've ever heard! 🤣

  • @DropFloat
    @DropFloat Před 4 lety +8477

    I thought Netflix cheated him out of 120k

    • @zahraa.5450
      @zahraa.5450 Před 4 lety +272

      I wasn't the only one then 😂😂😂

    • @vnlbrand
      @vnlbrand Před 4 lety +160

      yeah its clickbait

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer Před 4 lety +26

      Oh my Gosh, same 😂

    • @dumaskhan
      @dumaskhan Před 4 lety +27

      If you haven't seen the special, you might think that.

    • @jinnij9721
      @jinnij9721 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol we all read the same thing bro

  • @AlexJoneses
    @AlexJoneses Před rokem +30

    As a senior mechanical engineer, the line "do my friends hate me or do I need sleep" hits so unbelievably hard that I need to rethink my social life now

  • @antonsantiago8487
    @antonsantiago8487 Před 3 lety +62

    HES RIGHT IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD IN CONTEXT NOW! Ranboo whyyyyy

  • @jj_judah365
    @jj_judah365 Před 4 lety +3854

    Give us some MONEY-
    Give us a gift, but ONLY IF ITS MONEYYY

    • @bella-jt9cb
      @bella-jt9cb Před 3 lety +10

      bday mood am I right😂😂

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper Před 3 lety +17

      Every wedding invitations these days

    • @theresanoelle
      @theresanoelle Před 3 lety +2

      me every year on my birthday

    • @MxDae
      @MxDae Před 3 lety +3

      Me every month @ CZcams staff

    • @JuanHernandez-zx5xb
      @JuanHernandez-zx5xb Před 3 lety +5

      "do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep" is the question i end every single day with

  • @ghostnike901
    @ghostnike901 Před 4 lety +6496

    The title makes its seem like Netflix owes him money

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega Před 4 lety +106

      For all we know, they might

    • @sparks6177
      @sparks6177 Před 4 lety +46

      Ik I’d already heard this bit in his special or something and remembered the part where he was kicking the college screaming “WHERES MY MONEY YOU MUUTHEER FUCKEER” and imagined it was him but with Netflix somehow that makes it funnier

    • @MultiSuperzed
      @MultiSuperzed Před 4 lety +3

      999 likes now, no more likes please

    • @matute33
      @matute33 Před 3 lety +7

      That's why it has 4.3 Million views, they put that intentional

    • @jico5147
      @jico5147 Před 3 lety

      Aditya why?

  • @alilrooj
    @alilrooj Před 2 lety +35

    his english major definitely helps his comedy all jokes aside i love how eloquently he speaks

  • @jellynebula4339
    @jellynebula4339 Před 2 lety +19

    4:34 "How dare you clap! How dare you clap for the worst financial decision I made in my life!"

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 Před 4 lety +3479

    I have a friend that says “you have the AUDACITY?” A lot, I always think it’s hilarious. I asked why they said it and they told me to watch John Mulaney. I am not disappointed

    • @juliekrol
      @juliekrol Před 4 lety +42

      Stirrcrazy I think all English grads have that embedded in their vocabulary. Sadly, I too use it.

    • @stirrcrazy2704
      @stirrcrazy2704 Před 4 lety +29

      Julie Krol it’s not a bad thing, it’s a great phrase!

    • @samkonstan2333
      @samkonstan2333 Před 3 lety +18

      I can’t hear the word audacity without hearing this bit

    • @blueocean702
      @blueocean702 Před rokem +1

      @@samkonstan2333 same!

  • @leonphelps6929
    @leonphelps6929 Před 4 lety +6511

    What kind of a cokehead relative is my college?? You’ve spent it already??😂😂😭😭

    • @Kai-mc2gu
      @Kai-mc2gu Před 4 lety +10

      I will take the honor of being your first comment

    • @leonphelps6929
      @leonphelps6929 Před 4 lety +4

      iTz Kazenake thank you good sir😂😂...out of over 2k likes 😂😂😭😭

    • @Kai-mc2gu
      @Kai-mc2gu Před 4 lety +3

      You are so very welcome

    • @ElTokeMaestro
      @ElTokeMaestro Před 4 lety +2

      Leon Phelps well ill be the second

    • @leonphelps6929
      @leonphelps6929 Před 4 lety +2

      The_UPS_GUY we can always count on ups to come thru😂😂

  • @danikassander8612
    @danikassander8612 Před 2 lety +113

    Because of this joke, I responded to my college's email with something along these lines, and they sent me a bunch of free stuff and spent 45 minutes on the phone with me asking what i didn't like about the college and what all they've been doing to improve on things. So basically I unintentionally Karen'd my way into getting free stuff by referencing a John Mulaney joke.

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws Před 2 lety +6

      I’d call that a success

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm Před rokem +6

      Might try this as my college as me for donations WHILE I STILL OWE THEM.

  • @reine1058
    @reine1058 Před 3 lety +22

    The way he starts to have a “conversation” with the letter gets me every time 😂

  • @A_C_E_13
    @A_C_E_13 Před 4 lety +10540

    “How *D A R E* you clap!
    How *D A R E* you clap
    for the worst financial decision
    I’ve ever made in my
    entire
    _life.”_

  • @linbojen
    @linbojen Před 4 lety +4706

    The worst part is as an English major, that’s accurate

    • @evangelostse2477
      @evangelostse2477 Před 4 lety +157

      I feel like he's literally proof of what you can do with an English major degree though.

    • @morganconnor3910
      @morganconnor3910 Před 4 lety +63

      Right? I’m working on my PhD in English and I’ve never related to anything more IN MY LIFE

    • @Personalinfo404
      @Personalinfo404 Před 3 lety +9

      Maybe stop being an idiot, maybe not study something useless. Maybe smarten up. Maybe. But hey, you won't.

    • @linbojen
      @linbojen Před 3 lety +62

      Quiet Parade I’m studying historical linguistics which I will then pursue to work alongside applied linguists in the field to help preserve and reinvigorate dying languages.

    • @Personalinfo404
      @Personalinfo404 Před 3 lety +4

      @@linbojen awesome, you should study ancient hebrew hieroglyphs you're at it. I'm sure it will really work out for you 😐

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Před 2 lety +21

    "I paid somebody $120K for somebody to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn't." That punchline right there is amazing 🤣

  • @professionalgarbage2893
    @professionalgarbage2893 Před 3 lety +20

    "I went to college, *for the whole time."*
    absolute legend

  • @fireinateacup89
    @fireinateacup89 Před 3 lety +1815

    He’s so graceful. He moves like he’s a cat in a suit with a jaunty accent. So delightful.

    • @autumnishere420
      @autumnishere420 Před 3 lety +67

      This is the best description of John Mulaney I’ve ever seen.

    • @happybirthday146
      @happybirthday146 Před 3 lety +43

      I'll watch him as Jack Skellington in the inevitable live action remake of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

    • @fireinateacup89
      @fireinateacup89 Před 3 lety +16

      @@happybirthday146OMG he was freaking born for that role!!

    • @humanbeing5396
      @humanbeing5396 Před 2 lety +12

      Jaunty? Damn! You must be an English major.

    • @fireinateacup89
      @fireinateacup89 Před 2 lety +7

      @@humanbeing5396 lol. Film major actually. But I love words.

  • @not_ian5543
    @not_ian5543 Před 4 lety +786

    “I gave you more money than the Civil War cost, and you spent it already?!”

  • @aanya-4360
    @aanya-4360 Před 3 lety +11

    ranboo donation sound go brrr

  • @eileensnow6153
    @eileensnow6153 Před 2 lety +13

    I never noticed his knack for physical comedy until I saw him running across the stage like a majestic gazelle at 3:50
    Edit: 3:48

  • @meyoi3329
    @meyoi3329 Před 3 lety +1631

    They said, uhh... how did they phrase it? What did they- “GIVE US SOME MONEY”
    For some reason that physically broke me

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired Před 3 lety +44

      We want a gift, but only of its MONEY!!

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 Před 4 lety +980

    How does this man manage to talk out loud in italics

    • @erb0362
      @erb0362 Před 3 lety +136

      It’s the English degree

    • @mdchstr
      @mdchstr Před 3 lety +66

      He spent $120,000 to be able to talk like this

    • @broisyougobbling
      @broisyougobbling Před 2 lety +29

      every word is capitalized as well

    • @mothpuff7515
      @mothpuff7515 Před 2 lety +20

      He Speaks Like This.

    • @alisonn228
      @alisonn228 Před 2 lety +11

      FRRRR he sounds like he was supposed to be born in the 50s 😭😭

  • @akari3463
    @akari3463 Před 3 lety +25

    0:21 I got immense whiplash because of Ranboo

  • @errorandfriends1397
    @errorandfriends1397 Před 3 lety +124

    All i hear is ranboo's donation sound oh god

  • @connortait9756
    @connortait9756 Před 4 lety +4067

    *CZcams recommends this to me on my first day of college*
    *IS ENGLISH EDUCATION MAJOR*
    *sweats profusely*

    • @conancat
      @conancat Před 4 lety +189

      The universe has spoken. Sometimes the universe sounds like John Mullaney but the universe has spoken nonetheless.

    • @jingerstorm
      @jingerstorm Před 4 lety +56

      if you arent joking about being an english major, please change your major. I was an accounting major and i still cant find any jobs, I'd suggest either going to trade school or a technology degree like computer science.

    • @connortait9756
      @connortait9756 Před 4 lety +41

      @@jingerstorm I still want to be an English major, don't get me wrong. I would love to enrich people's lives and have deep conversations with them about what writing means and even about everyday life. It's just funny to me how all this happened 😅 But I am very sorry

    • @connortait9756
      @connortait9756 Před 4 lety +14

      @@LK-Design I think English Education major is useful enough, but I can minor in maybe creative writing or something similar I'm sure

    • @conancat
      @conancat Před 4 lety +34

      @@connortait9756 ayy, you do you! Don't let the universe bring you down. Just remember that there are many jobs out there beyond what you initially studied for, and a lot of those jobs will say that they need a degree that you don't have. Apply for them anyway. You learn more than just hard skills for your degree, and a lot of the knowledge can be applied in more than just a narrow field.
      Source: I graduated as a graphic designer. Today I'm a software engineering lead and solution architect. I have no computer science degree, lol.

  • @lilybaker732
    @lilybaker732 Před 3 lety +3425

    Colleges really are “cokehead relatives” nowadays - how in the hell does it cost $40,000+ a year to educate a student but the school claims it can’t afford to pay the adjunct professors who now largely teach them more than $3,500 a course, many of who end up in poverty. WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING? Sure as hell isn’t to educating students

    • @tanyakasim3988
      @tanyakasim3988 Před 3 lety +76

      Good question. That probably explains why I used to get letters from Regis College about donations to it. 😒

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 Před 3 lety +169

      Cosmetic projects. As long as the buildings look nice, kids will think its worth it.

    • @JoRiver11
      @JoRiver11 Před 3 lety +214

      My guess is that a lot of it goes into the pockets of the high-up administration, in the form of salaries and "expenses".

    • @Whisper555
      @Whisper555 Před 3 lety +137

      That football stadium and associated sports facilities did not build themselves

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 3 lety +42

      I'm not a 4yr college graduate but I'd estimate 30-40% of university locations will close down. By 2030 or 2040.

  • @Bruhley
    @Bruhley Před 3 lety +49

    Ranboo fans came for 0:21

  • @emmajolee138
    @emmajolee138 Před 3 lety +62

    -_- memory boy i know your here

    • @apparition1146
      @apparition1146 Před 3 lety +9

      Me coming here because I like John Mulaney and forgetting(how ironic) that this was the source of the oh-so famous dono sound. I now feel accomplished for a reason I cannot pin-point. Anyways, have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening!

    • @lexib.1389
      @lexib.1389 Před 3 lety +1

      @@apparition1146 SAME and i did it again yesterday with his other skit about the thirteen year olds when he goes “hey look at that high waisted man he go feminine hips”

    • @zxlty
      @zxlty Před 3 lety +1

      LMAOO

  • @MoonbearStartiger
    @MoonbearStartiger Před 4 lety +1778

    "They wear shirts that say SCHOOL" cracked me up!

    • @seangriffin7
      @seangriffin7 Před 4 lety +22

      I want a shirt that just says SCHOOL now

    • @futbolplaya07
      @futbolplaya07 Před 4 lety +3

      You can say theese things whenever Georgetown isn’t something you brag about lol

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 Před 4 lety

      Isn't that a shitty ripoff of John Belushi's "College" shirt from Animal House?

  • @amiraebrahim1008
    @amiraebrahim1008 Před 4 lety +2082

    “I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle” is a tragically underrated line of his

    • @sarvolkskaya
      @sarvolkskaya Před 3 lety +14

      my ex has it tattooed LOL

    • @mrhappy3032
      @mrhappy3032 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmfao 🤣 3:20🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @D_lit_Z
      @D_lit_Z Před rokem +10

      I was gonna comment that ! It's unhealthy how much this line defines my current lifestyle

    • @wix677
      @wix677 Před rokem +7

      It's the line that almost never fails to make me laugh

    • @jenniferwhite2945
      @jenniferwhite2945 Před rokem

      ​@@D_lit_Z what does it mean? I mean, I know the ninja turtles... Even learned the dance to vanilla ice's ninja Rap when I was in like 8th or 9th grade... LOL (don't judge me)... Just don't get the joke in this context...

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo Před 2 lety +24

    He summed up how I feel about the situation very well.
    Both my college and graduate school sent me a letter soliciting donations. I wrote them both bath and told them to never, ever contact me again. I have not received any solicitations since 2003 and 2008. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @mirilena5725
    @mirilena5725 Před 2 lety +16

    The camera angle as it pans over the crowd from behind him is giving me second-hand stage fright and a deeper appreciation for stand-up comics.
    I knew on a theoretical level that being a stand-up comedian requires a lot of skill and resilience, but I felt it viscerally to be true each time they showed that.
    I swear I could feel the weight of all those eyes from the crowd as a physical thing even through the screen. You can really see how utterly alone and exposed he is when there is no one else to share that pressure with.

  • @Acyett
    @Acyett Před 4 lety +2940

    John Mulaney drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “120 thousand dollars” in this video.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 Před 4 lety +48

      Dude I'm gonna be dead before the video even starts

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Před 4 lety +37

      You may want to add a warning to that "play at your own risk" & possibly a helpful hint to "Do a line of coke when he says 'you spent it already' to keep yourself going.

    • @novastar3810
      @novastar3810 Před 4 lety +7

      That's 10 shots

    • @Acyett
      @Acyett Před 4 lety

      Grandma Susan true hahaha

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 Před 4 lety

      I’m gonna *die*

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment Před 4 lety +7473

    How am I just now finding this man?! I gotta look at his special ASAP!

    • @OurKindofEntertainment
      @OurKindofEntertainment Před 3 lety +25

      @Jack Fortuna thanks!

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 Před 3 lety +30

      New In Town is hilarious

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jack Fortuna those are both good lmao

    • @danielmachuca7992
      @danielmachuca7992 Před 3 lety +17

      He's been great for a loooong time and the 2x he hosted SNL was hysterical better late than never!

    • @johndavidtibbetts7320
      @johndavidtibbetts7320 Před 3 lety +19

      You both wont regret doing so because he's hilarious but also you will regret it forever because his every word will occupy vital space in your brain
      Hope you weren't planning on curing cancer XD

  • @ellabella2025
    @ellabella2025 Před 3 lety +45

    “Then they said- hmm how did they say it... it went something like-
    *GIVE US SOME MONEY!”*

  • @cranberrysace
    @cranberrysace Před 3 lety +8

    2:45 peep me watching this in my college dorm with a reservoir dogs poster on my wall

  • @Dandylion567
    @Dandylion567 Před 4 lety +2356

    As an English major currently in college, I feel called out.

    • @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams
      @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams Před 4 lety +147

      As a former English major who wised up late and switched to Accounting...I would say you should feel ATTACKED and please switch to business.

    • @maryjanesbaby9392
      @maryjanesbaby9392 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @harmonicresonance182
      @harmonicresonance182 Před 4 lety +3

      Dandylion567 you were.. lol

    • @boobyg9938
      @boobyg9938 Před 4 lety +9

      @@scottsfreeny5825 omfg 😂😂😂

    • @evansonndungu6054
      @evansonndungu6054 Před 4 lety +2

      You should be after Michael Che dropped another bomb on the same.

  • @JazGalaxy
    @JazGalaxy Před 4 lety +3178

    My favorite line in this is "I lived like a ******* Nina Turtle!" You immediately know what he means. He stayed inside. He ate pizza. He went out at night. Etc. And he could have milked all of those associations or extra jokes. He probbaly could have got a few extra laughs. But instead he loads it and just lobs it out there for the audience to do the work and moves on to the next thing. the premise is so rich, he doesn't NEED to wring it for all it's worth. That's how you know he's a master comedian. It's like an emperor throwing casting aside half eaten chicken bones. He's got so much, he doens't even need to bother with anything that's not immediately obvious.

    • @jasonalangriffin
      @jasonalangriffin Před 3 lety +22

      Does ****** mean goddamn?

    • @llanos3498
      @llanos3498 Před 3 lety +8

      Ninja*

    • @Ihatethewaythatyou
      @Ihatethewaythatyou Před 3 lety +26

      I feel he leaves it open if he's in trouble or wants to switch up the show a little

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin Před 3 lety +85

      Good point; this is actually a mark of a good writer. Which, that's the ironic part - John Mulaney DOES seem to have used his English major to start a successful career. Like, we can't know for sure how much he learned about storytelling from that, but... Especially if you're taking Creative Writing classes, that's kind of the focus.

    • @themetalchica
      @themetalchica Před 3 lety +40

      Holy heroes in a half-shell, you composed that perfectly! His ability to hold out those potentially awkward extra few seconds and allow the audience to figure it out... Risky and perfectly timed. Brilliant.

  • @sarahisahill6430
    @sarahisahill6430 Před 3 lety +35

    I love that he really makes sure we know how much he gave his college

  • @thatguynomad_
    @thatguynomad_ Před 3 lety +17

    "Do my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep?" I have never identified with a sentence so much in my entire life

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 Před 4 lety +2927

    John speaks like he’s from the 1940’s.
    I’m diggn it.

    • @therealheavytf2
      @therealheavytf2 Před 4 lety +64

      Kimberley Searching see, he’s immortal and has been alive since 1910

    • @thecaucasianasian2171
      @thecaucasianasian2171 Před 4 lety +30

      @@therealheavytf2 and he looks like he was born in 2010

    • @totaldeath7228
      @totaldeath7228 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah that's his shtick. Kind of rehashing the aesthetic of that entire period for idiots who are ignorant of it and think it's the most unique thing in the world. It's not.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 4 lety +7

      @@totaldeath7228 Ah, cool.

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 Před 4 lety +6

      He did swear a couple of times though. That was a federal offense back in the 40's.

  • @rainygamedays5873
    @rainygamedays5873 Před 4 lety +952

    "I didn't drink W A T E R the entire time"

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack Před 4 lety

      Yeah, that's why my skin didn't fall off

    • @Skhruffy
      @Skhruffy Před 4 lety +2

      By far the most accurate thing he’s said

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 Před 4 lety +4

      @Dangerz Own what the hell, how do they stay non-profit!?

  • @heidibermudez2072
    @heidibermudez2072 Před 3 lety +18

    ranboo fans at 0:21 : *flashbacks*

    • @habooshi
      @habooshi Před 3 lety +2

      OH GOD IT SOUNDS SO WRONG

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 3 lety +1

      He kinda sounds like Ranboo as well

  • @blaizie
    @blaizie Před 3 lety +11

    0:20 ranboo’s donation sound oh my god😭

  • @FamouslyFused
    @FamouslyFused Před 4 lety +704

    “I’m playing a drinking game. Take a shot every time he says $120,000. I need to go to the hospital.”

  • @noodles806
    @noodles806 Před 4 lety +1013

    “ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?” SO EFFIN TRUE LOLOLOLOL

  • @shadowcattt
    @shadowcattt Před 3 lety +295

    "Give us some money!"
    Ranboo fans jumping out their skins

  • @umad4975
    @umad4975 Před 3 lety +11

    3:18
    My favorite part lol

  • @Alfred-F-Jones
    @Alfred-F-Jones Před 3 lety +750

    no words have more accurately described the college experience than *_"DO MY FRIENDS HATE ME OR DO I JUST NEED TO GO TO SLEEP?"_*

    • @ekdud2772
      @ekdud2772 Před 2 lety +8

      I looked this clip up bc rn college feels exactly like that quote. Running on 13 hours of sleep and still exhausted, wondering if all my friends hate me and are just waiting for me to realize

  • @zozodino
    @zozodino Před 3 lety +7

    0:21 *Ranboo has entered the chat*

  • @elsierichards8737
    @elsierichards8737 Před 3 lety +4

    00:21 is the sound ranboo uses when someone donates money
    Happy? Haha

  • @Dosko
    @Dosko Před 4 lety +2032

    AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

    • @matthewreipatricio6483
      @matthewreipatricio6483 Před 4 lety +30

      Yes you heard him. AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

    • @michaelweiske702
      @michaelweiske702 Před 4 lety +32

      Don't clap at the worst financial decision of his life!

    • @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
      @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 Před 4 lety +6

      An e n g l i s h major

    • @2474joyce
      @2474joyce Před 4 lety +5

      I remember my highschool AP English teacher put the whole video on during class my senior year. I laughed really hard during the English major part and forgot I was in English class for a second with my teacher who has an English Major Lmfaooo

    • @Raykibb1
      @Raykibb1 Před 4 lety +4

      Dosko: I have a BA in English, went to law school with it, and I did well. I could not think of anything else but teaching.

  • @finalunusedname
    @finalunusedname Před 4 lety +1340

    I wonder how he got cheated out of all that money?
    "I went to college..."
    Ooooohhh.

  • @pedrowasgonealtaccount2074

    He said it 0:20

  • @redox2614
    @redox2614 Před 3 lety +3

    0:21 "Hi Ranboo. First time donating to you!"

  • @mathewpryde7707
    @mathewpryde7707 Před 3 lety +934

    If I had $1 for every time he said $120k I'd be able to afford college.

  • @ishouldfindagoodname2416
    @ishouldfindagoodname2416 Před 4 lety +3015

    People clicking on this probably thought he was in a scam.
    And they were right.

  • @idkausernameplztellmeone
    @idkausernameplztellmeone Před 3 lety +14

    0:21 it’s Ranboo’s donation sound lol

  • @ne8892
    @ne8892 Před 3 lety +532

    *definitely not here bcus of ranboo-*

    • @maria-fh2tb
      @maria-fh2tb Před 3 lety +16

      definetly not

    • @alyys5199
      @alyys5199 Před 3 lety +16

      I totally wasn’t trying to show my mom ranboos alert sound because I thought it was funny. Why would I do that-

    • @shinx222
      @shinx222 Před 3 lety +14

      I wonder how long before John mulaney becomes aware of ranboo!

    • @rukalias
      @rukalias Před 3 lety +1

      Eiiiii

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Před 3 lety +6

      You guys mean ranboo like the minecraft guy on the dream smp?

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm Před 4 lety +1826

    Me: "120k that doesn't sound that bad...... oh wait it's dollars, let me just convert it to swedish currency and let's se.... oh holy hell 1,123,950 sek"

    • @shep1634
      @shep1634 Před 4 lety +24

      Robertson Thirdly didnt he already adjust for inflation in the bit? not that his figures would be exact anyway haha

    • @joyformercy9627
      @joyformercy9627 Před 3 lety +17

      makes me wonder where he went😅. I only pay 6k a semester. So my degree with be just shy of 50k.

    • @utsuro9083
      @utsuro9083 Před 3 lety +7

      @Robertson Thirdly Is the tuition per class, like each class has a set value or is it 53,520 for all the classes and you have to pay all of it or you won't be able to enter any classes?
      I live in Mexico, and down here you can choosse how many classes you want to take that semester as long as you don't have any restrictions and each have a set value. So not all semesters will be worth the same and not all classes are worth the same amount. (if you fail a class 3 semesters in a row, donesn't have to be the same one, they lower the amount you are eligible to take until you go a semester without failing)

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 Před 3 lety +8

      @@joyformercy9627 either you go to community college or you are getting money from another source I would be lucky to get that with in state tuition if I got the same amount in grants, and scholarships there would still be closer to 10k a semester for a 4 year school. As it is I have to find 5k a semester beyond the grants, scholarships, and maxed out federal loans.

    • @utsuro9083
      @utsuro9083 Před 3 lety +1

      @Robertson Thirdly Ok, but can you choose which classes to attend to? And would that lower the cost?

  • @Supportacct
    @Supportacct Před 4 lety +714

    The thing is that University used to be affordable, then the idea is you get a good job and pay back the college for helping you get such a great paying job. But all of that has changed now

    • @Tai-ey3lx
      @Tai-ey3lx Před 4 lety +55

      Fortunately laws are catching up. In my state we’’ve effectively made the first 2 years of college free by having the government completely pay for community college (as long as you go right after high school) and guaranteeing acceptance into a state university to anyone who has graduated from a state community college. And from what I’ve heard some states out west have even better laws like ours

    • @MsMrapplepie
      @MsMrapplepie Před 4 lety +57

      Tai good. We can’t let these colleges get away with this shit anymore. I want my kids to have the option but I’m not paying half a million for a piece of paper. I’m better off just buying them a business.

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc Před 4 lety +3

      @@MsMrapplepie and/or a house (buying the kids a ..).

    • @sandra-kq3mj
      @sandra-kq3mj Před 4 lety +49

      In countries where tuition is free the idea is that society pays for your education and then you pay back by contributing to society. For example society needs doctors so we pay to educate them, we need teachers so we pay to educate them. Everyone wins

    • @tohrazul
      @tohrazul Před 4 lety +6

      @@Tai-ey3lx and yet over the last 20 or so years, tuition has pretty much doubled for a 4 year degree. Cutting out 2 years will likely cause Universities to both increase their costs to students and try to limit class availability, forcing students to attend additional semesters in order to get their degrees. Universities are going to get their money from students.

  • @honestlyjustyeet
    @honestlyjustyeet Před 3 lety +21

    You know you are way too deep into dsmp(ranboo in general), when this phrase doesn't sound real any more 0:21

    • @sopbia
      @sopbia Před 3 lety +3

      i was just peacefully cruising the comments not ready for the GIVE US SOME MONEY

    • @honestlyjustyeet
      @honestlyjustyeet Před 3 lety +3

      @@sopbia fax. Same shit happened to me.

  • @cl0verfields
    @cl0verfields Před 3 lety +10

    0:21
    Ranboo

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 Před 4 lety +1671

    This dude looks like Grant Gustin's older brother

  • @lukesposato9392
    @lukesposato9392 Před 4 lety +2977

    I just got a notification for this video, which is fun cause like, mail, you know?

    • @cosmicreliefrecords
      @cosmicreliefrecords Před 4 lety +2

      Luke Sposato trfct

    • @Rakkis97
      @Rakkis97 Před 4 lety +7

      I like the comment and it goes from 1.4k to 1.5k. I don't know if I'm actually number 1,500 to like the comment of if its just rounding but it absolutely made my night.

    • @rburp123
      @rburp123 Před 4 lety

      LMAO

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I love the way he strides around the stage especially with his incredibly long legs 😂

  • @legofan370
    @legofan370 Před 2 lety +5

    I got my first "hey we want money" letter in the mail from my alma mater today. And so I had to go back to this wonderful little clip.

  • @skinnyhands5761
    @skinnyhands5761 Před 4 lety +6164

    "How dare you clap at the worst financial decision of my life"
    😂😂
    Edit: 3k likes thats the most i got since starting my job, thanks guys!

    • @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347
      @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 Před 4 lety

      SkEitz 16 no replies?

    • @skinnyhands5761
      @skinnyhands5761 Před 4 lety

      Oh shit.. 3k likes my god hahaha

    • @BigBoogookie
      @BigBoogookie Před 4 lety +4

      The key to a lot of likes is to just quote something from the video. Works well with songs if you quote the lyrics, too. No original input needed.

    • @team4star1
      @team4star1 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh wow look at moneybags over here thanking people for clicking a thumb button...

    • @nopeno2350
      @nopeno2350 Před 4 lety +5

      Now think how cool 3k likes would be if it was something you said and not a quote