McGabagool comes with Gabagool, hand sanitizer because you drag your shoelaces in bathroom, maple walnut ice cream, gun with hollow point ammunition, a surprise shine box and costs $1184 + tip and a chance to kill McGabagool employee who has God damn family to support out in the parking lot and, of course, full refund of $1184 + tip.
I wish Christopher and Meadow stayed close instead of them changing the script around so drastically after the first few episodes. They were funny together
@@you-jb8ef Wouldn't have really made sense. Christopher was a made man and junkie for most of the series. The last thing he'd want to do is spend time with Tony's teenage/young adult brat kids.
@@stevejackson9952 I used to be there. I probably watched 10 hours of Sopranos on CZcams before I finally started watching the show. Now it is one of my all time favorites.
I laughed at this until I took my little cousin/niece (she's my cousin's daughter) for McDonald’s for a Happy Meal. She's 10 now, so she'll outgrow them soon. That will be a sad day for me. I understand this completely now. Christopher just wanted to do something for his little cousin/niece and all he knows is alcohol/drugs or Happy Meals. There's no middle ground with him.
Not to throw shade at ya, but if she’s your cousins’ daughter? She isn’t your niece, she’s just your cousin lol .. Second cousin if we’re being technical.
@@DCBKSL Man that cousin shit never made sense to me... So your cousins' child is also your cousin? Second cousin twice blasted or some shit idk... It's weird.
@@user-yp6qt6yd1q A book that teaches people to love each other and care for one another. To show compassion where everyone else says "kill, steal, destroy". Christ saved my life. If love, compassion, happiness and peace is nonsense to you then I can only imagine how dark your heart is. Turn to the lord before the world falls into darkness, Jesus is your only hope at eternal life and peace.
To be honest though it's her fault Chrissy thinks he can stop a woman crying by buying her shit - maybe she thought Meadow was worth more than a Happy Meal?
@@landcruiserfan4206 to cheer up a kid today you might say “hey, lets watch some cartoons together. It ll be fun” But will say something like this when the Kid grows up.?? Think about it.
Aj was worst character on show. So unlikeable. Spoiled brat who had a punchable face. And he never coulda pulled in that girl they gave him 4 a girlfriend.
@@anthonyfuqua6988 AJ was a depressed kid who couldn't find purpose or any real relationships in life, poisoned by an abusive upbringing by a sociopathic serial killer and his desperate attempts to gain approval even through the most reckless plans (murdering Junior, for example). The way Tony poisons everything and everyone in his life is a central part of this show. That you think the depressed kid is "so unlikeable" when the protagonist and main cast of the show are murderers who make a living through the extortion and intimidation of working people who means you're a moron who watches it for the BADASS FACTOR xD and hasn't understood anything.
I don't want to spoil anything, it's season 1 I think, he was freaking out because he thought he almost got killed for getting Meadow the speed she was looking for.
Michael Imperioli in this scene totally looks like my Uncle whom my sis and I grew up with. We got bunch of uncles from my dad's side and he's the best. There was even a time when my older sister had a real rough day when she was just in her 4th grade and he said it'll be okay, and also asked the same thing if she wanted a happy meal from McDonald's. He passed away last November 2021 due to brain cancer. Still hurts to think about it.
If there's a Godfather IV, this line needs to be in it. "Just when I think i'm out, they pull me back in!" ""It's not all bad, Michael. Come on, let's get a happy meal."
Instead of offering Meadow a happy meal, he should have started coaching her on "how to use her thoughts, to use the technique of positive visualization. "
"Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy." Murders people for a living.
David Evans he doesn’t murder people for a living, he’s not a hit man. He extorts and steals for a living
Jesse Pinkman He also murders people.
Gotta love all the layers of irony in this show.
@@fox2569 but it's not for a living.
Crystal Smith Ah that makes it ok and not ironic then.
"I'll buy you one of those McGabagool"
that is funny
McGabagool comes with Gabagool, hand sanitizer because you drag your shoelaces in bathroom, maple walnut ice cream, gun with hollow point ammunition, a surprise shine box and costs $1184 + tip and a chance to kill McGabagool employee who has God damn family to support out in the parking lot and, of course, full refund of $1184 + tip.
@@kewlbeans9905 Im impressed
@@kombatklan521 Thanks but, truth be told, I never had the makings of a varsity commentator. My problem, small hands and even smaller brain.
Gabagool? Ova here!
Happy meal plus soft drinks of choice
Meadow isn't made. Only made guys get soft drinks of choice.
Enjouy it, cuz that sugerless motherfucker....
The heavenly blue morning glory
Sandwich, any kind you like
Anything diet, without sugar?
It wasn't directly said during this scene, but Phil did 20 years. He wanted a happy meal, he compromised and made grilled cheese on a radiator.
Why do these comments always crack me tf up
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roflll u guys need to stop it i cant take these comments
"I wanted a Big Mac. Instead, I compromised. I ate a whopper"
@@furkannn2000 😂😂 Always I agree
"Don't ever say you hate Happy Meals. That's blasphemy"
McBlasphemy
It's the utter sincerity with which Michael Imperioli delivers the line that gets me every time.
It is really well delivered. As evil as they can be, sometimes the humanity shines through.
@@davidcox3076 _Charles Scwab over here_
@@tanveerhasan2382 😂😂
His name is really Imperioli? That's the most Jerseyan thing I've ever heard, the Imperial cannoli over here
Michael has always been under-rated as an actor.
I wish Christopher and Meadow stayed close instead of them changing the script around so drastically after the first few episodes. They were funny together
Agreed. They had a really good brother sister chemistry
@@rahulmenon9530 yeah definitely enjoyed the whole meadow Christopher Adriana Hunter and Brandon dynamic
@@jackthompson8873 Brendan should have lived longer. He was like the Waluigi of the Sopranos.
@@coltgun876 the waluigi of the sopranos that killed me hahaha
@@TejanoTigre lol
Chris : I’ll buy you one of those happy meals, alright ?
Meadow: I’d rather have some pizza
Chris: I can’t be seen in a place like that !
This comment is so stupid, so specific, that I love it.
Thanks !
He can get her a free soft drink of choice.
That’s a custom job double meatball, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions,.....extra mozzarelle
@@brodyman1231 that pizza never hurt nobody!
Meadow and Christopher barely interact for the rest of the show
A thing that really bothered me throughout the show, the little interaction between the kids and Christopher
First season was written a lot differently.
@@you-jb8ef Wouldn't have really made sense. Christopher was a made man and junkie for most of the series. The last thing he'd want to do is spend time with Tony's teenage/young adult brat kids.
He interacted with animals more...3 dogs (1 ended up on his ass) ,1 cat,&1 bird...the black raven
@@spearofconquest sense*
Back when Adriana was allowed to talk back to Chrissy
Then later, Chrissy became a junkie and beat Adriana if she ever talked back to him.
He was always a junkie.
***** True, but Christopher became a junkie who really needed help in season 4.
cocaine is a helluva drug
Death Rager heroin
Adriana: “Where the fuck are you?!”
My man Chris with the look: “... In the backseat?”
It’s those little moments that make this show so great
WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!!!
MJSpiritual lol Big Daddy
Jonny Kamph at first the kid wanted cheerios and lasagna lol
i know right lol
Wi
Nice parenting
He should`ve compromized and bought her a grilled cheese from the radiator.
And packaged in a shinebox
20 years in the can!
“Joiked off” 😂
That's an image
Oh he could just sold her some speed 🤷🏿♂️
I made the mistake of clicking on a Soprano's video. Now I'll be here for two hours.
lol
JeyBee, getcha some Gobbagool. Youse will be all right ova dare fer two hours.
Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in
I have never watched an entire episode but I’ve been watching these videos for at least 5 hours.
@@stevejackson9952 I used to be there. I probably watched 10 hours of Sopranos on CZcams before I finally started watching the show. Now it is one of my all time favorites.
Duuude. Same here
Leave the gun..... take the happy meal!
+Blackaceed Leave the gun... bring the fuckin shinebox.
Make that Happy Meal to go
audible lol
😆
@@NothingToPointOut24 😆
I laughed at this until I took my little cousin/niece (she's my cousin's daughter) for McDonald’s for a Happy Meal. She's 10 now, so she'll outgrow them soon. That will be a sad day for me.
I understand this completely now. Christopher just wanted to do something for his little cousin/niece and all he knows is alcohol/drugs or Happy Meals. There's no middle ground with him.
Mcdonald's is almost as bad as drugs and alcohol. Don't give kids that stuff
@@PrankYankers100 Silence, Heretic!
@@PrankYankers100 Fact
Not to throw shade at ya, but if she’s your cousins’ daughter? She isn’t your niece, she’s just your cousin lol .. Second cousin if we’re being technical.
@@DCBKSL Man that cousin shit never made sense to me... So your cousins' child is also your cousin? Second cousin twice blasted or some shit idk... It's weird.
"i hate my life, being a soprano"
"sweetheart your voice is still maturing, you could be a mezzo in a few years - maybe even an alto!"
dumbest thing i've laughed at this month
This scene always makes me laugh hysterically seeing Chris with that neck brace and sunglasses lol
Idk why but the sunglasses & neckbrace make the scene 100 times better
Makes him look more loopy
Really illustrates what a mess Chrissy is lmao
@@CaptainTrips560you don’t know why? Bc it’s hilarious
@@user-tm6qh6mh3g good point
Hating life : 👎🏻
Taking life : 👌🏻
Aide's facial expressions, even with the glasses, are priceless!
"Dont eva say you hate life. Thats blasphemy." - one of my fav lines
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasphemy
Honestly thats maybe my fav line from the show
That's not even a blasphemy, as christians we must hate this life because the world is ruled by satan.
@@connorjohn2752 nerd
@@user-yp6qt6yd1q A book that teaches people to love each other and care for one another. To show compassion where everyone else says "kill, steal, destroy". Christ saved my life. If love, compassion, happiness and peace is nonsense to you then I can only imagine how dark your heart is. Turn to the lord before the world falls into darkness, Jesus is your only hope at eternal life and peace.
meadow is just upset because she never had the makings of a varsity mob daughter
Small hands, that was her problem
@Judy Greer Noah Tannenbaum was so f'n cringe.
Holy shit these youtube comment sections take certain videos to another galaxy. 😂
🗑️
Can someone explain this varsity joke. I keep seeing it but dont get it
“Little Cosette hated life. She shouldn’t have crawled under there for warmth.”
-Christopha
LOL Adriana's reaction! This is one of the funniest scenes ever.
Which one? Or do you mean both? I like the 2nd reaction.
explain
@@Andre-yp4nw i dont really get why adriana says "where the fuck are you?"
To be honest though it's her fault Chrissy thinks he can stop a woman crying by buying her shit - maybe she thought Meadow was worth more than a Happy Meal?
@@landcruiserfan4206 to cheer up a kid today you might say “hey, lets watch some cartoons together. It ll be fun”
But will say something like this when the Kid grows up.?? Think about it.
"Whose welfare check do I gotta cash to get a happy meal around here?!"
Nobody:
Sil: Happy meal?? Ova heraaaa
Chris was so fuckin funny man!
WPK 89 You ever notice he's the only one who can smoke a cigarette in the rain and not get it wet?
With his hands tied behind his back !
When u put your lawn in ?
Until S3. Then he became a grumpy POS.
Funny how?
Adriana is on a farm upstate right now with Tony’s dog. Happy meals up to the rafters.
Up on a hill with pinecones all around.
And all the ketchup packets she wants
@thelonewanderingsolesurviv2963 She shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.
Chris Shoulda said he'd take her to the pizza parlor for a soft drink of her choice
Idk but Chris in the neckbrace and glasses makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every scene of Chrissy in the neck brace is hilarious
@@drea4pres970 They said you'd shit yourself when they found you
i miss meadow and christopher’s interactions. they had a way stronger sibling bond than her and AJ.
Aj was worst character on show. So unlikeable. Spoiled brat who had a punchable face. And he never coulda pulled in that girl they gave him 4 a girlfriend.
was a big missed opportunity not having Christopher and Tony's kids interact much beyond season one. Especially Meadow
@@anthonyfuqua6988 AJ was a depressed kid who couldn't find purpose or any real relationships in life, poisoned by an abusive upbringing by a sociopathic serial killer and his desperate attempts to gain approval even through the most reckless plans (murdering Junior, for example). The way Tony poisons everything and everyone in his life is a central part of this show. That you think the depressed kid is "so unlikeable" when the protagonist and main cast of the show are murderers who make a living through the extortion and intimidation of working people who means you're a moron who watches it for the BADASS FACTOR xD and hasn't understood anything.
Yea, and especially Adriana with the kids
it died on the vine.
I still tell my younger brother this shit when I piss him off. He’s 23
where the fuck are you?? lmao
I wish we would've seen more of the happy meal...it was my favourite character on the show
alex theo WEAK
Happy meal got clipped by the Hamburglar
LOOL
jesus these comment ruin these videos....at least make it funny or creative...
dont tell me what to do
This was the moment Christopher became multiple saints
The sunglasses and the 2000s pure innocent aesthetic of orange sunlight steals this scene.
He should have gave meadow some pokey man cards like when she was little 😂
or where the real money is those Harry Potter books.
@@OrdinaryInspiration you mean those books that give all of the 98lb weaklings hope?
When Meadow says ‘Fuck You!’ to Christopher, Adriana’s eyebrows do an ‘OHHH!’
"Don’t ever say you hate Gabagool, that’s blasphemy"
One of the few times Christopher sounded nice
After threatening her and hurting her wrist hahaha. As nice as Chris gets though.
the disrespect of not offering her a soft drink of choice
But don't ever tell your father were you got the happy meal from.
A grilled cheese off the radiator with a soft drink of choice all in a nice shine box.
Grilled cheese of the radiator? Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!
a grilled cheese so greasy you can grease the union.
“That’s blasphemy” Christopher was the goat
That must be a pick line he learned from decaprio
I hope everybody is watching "Talking Sopranos". Imperioli and Schrippa are doing a great job with that podcast. Very funny and interesting.
Yes, everyone is watching it. I go up to random people in the streets and demand they watch this podcast
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 now thats way over top
" Talking Sopranos " does have the makings of a Varsity podcast
did i watch? no i did dent.
It's weird that Christopher never really interacted with Meadow after season one. Or AJ for that matter
He did interact with AJ shortly afte rhe tried to buy a gun to kill junior
Could have played up his positive relationship with them up until, well the accident...
Chrissy should've offered Meadow soft drinks of choice.
"Where. The fuck. Are you?"
+Arran Boon At home, gettin' the fuckin' shinebox !!
STOP
Arran Boon what did she mean by saying that????
degree7 me neither baffled me got any suggestions?
Cozette! Where are youuuu
Aww....that was so cute and sweet..😍😍😍😍
I wish Chris and Meadow interacted more. They had the older brother, younger sister vibe going.
That view of Drea at 00:14 is the best. What a babe. She always looked great in these professional hair and makeup jobs for the show. 10/10.
Love how the last shot is them driving against the arrow haha
Lmao I love this scene
I don't want to spoil anything, it's season 1 I think, he was freaking out because he thought he almost got killed for getting Meadow the speed she was looking for.
It’s not a spoiler, it was aired like two decades ago
spoilers, dickhead
@@ovalcircle2648 Tony dies.
@@ovalcircle2648 Tony and Melfi fuck.
@@ovalcircle2648 phil leotardo did 20 years
Remember like when you was little? I’ll take you home to get your shinebox
Man, I really don't remember this sequence at all and I watched the whole series
start to end faithfully!
Me too. Cannot remember this at all.
***** Really? This is one of the funniest scenes in the show.
This was after Chris sold drugs to meadow and her mate and thought Tony found out about it. I think
season 1 episode 4
hah! same here. I guess Ill have to go back and watch the entire series
The happy meal... whatever happened there
God it's wild how Meadow changes over the seasons.
Lol Chris giving life advice
Her Happy Meal came with a shinebox
The acting on this show is so ahead of it's time. Casting was perfect
Chrissy's reaction after she asked him WTF he is.. priceless
Christopher *walks into McDonalds* "Get this young lady the Happy Meal special. Soft drinks of choice!"
I'll show her a happy meal.
Ew.
fцику мцику lmaoo wtf
It’s my dickinabox! 🎁
2 inch doesn't count as a happy meal.
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And he actually means it
Michael Imperioli in this scene totally looks like my Uncle whom my sis and I grew up with. We got bunch of uncles from my dad's side and he's the best. There was even a time when my older sister had a real rough day when she was just in her 4th grade and he said it'll be okay, and also asked the same thing if she wanted a happy meal from McDonald's. He passed away last November 2021 due to brain cancer. Still hurts to think about it.
This took me back to 2000. My memories from then even have this weird yellow haze.
I wanted to eat grilled cheese off the radiator, I compromised and ate a happy meal instead
lmfaoooo that is hilarious
“Where the fuck are you” had me dead
The way Adrianna says "where the fuck are you" , Chris looks over 🤣🤣🤣
i wish chris will buy me a happy meal
Turning down a Happy Meal? Now that I couldn’t believe.
Lol that ending
I wanna happy meal!
Do you want a shinebox too with it??!!
jakep1979 No, but I want an extra toy and more fries!! And I want it now!!
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
TheCoolProfessor shut the fuck up
George Krouskas NO! NO! NO!! I WANNA HAPPY MEAL NOW!!!
NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meadow didn't seem to mind having a happy meal.
I got your happy meal.......
Right here
🔫
Hahahah I fucking love Chrissy
Her Happy Meal is Mad Ripe....
All she wanted was a happymeal, just one happymeal, and her mom wouldn't give it to her.
Meanwhile Carmela's like : "EAT YOUR ZITI MEADOW"
It was amongst the Italians, real greasy burger shit. She just had to sit there without her happy meal and take it.
Pepsi
Random thought, as I see Adrianna driving here. Wonder if Paulie sniffs her car seats?
I sniffed Meadow's bicycle seat.
@ Better to let Paulie pick it out than Philly: "This bicycle seat is off its axis! I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 o'clock."
@@dickmisery8587 off kilter, you say?
@Brian Pitpurka It's not a skew. It's a seat.
@@cougarhunter33
Of course you did
“A happy meal” lmfao
If there's a Godfather IV, this line needs to be in it.
"Just when I think i'm out, they pull me back in!"
""It's not all bad, Michael. Come on, let's get a happy meal."
After this they sent furio to pick up 1000 happy meals
Chrissy looks like he could use some Swiss Basics moisturizing formula. Paulie said he's been having good luck with it.
Hahaha oh man
Maybe I'll try it.
Man season 1 was good
Shifting his whole torso to look around like batman xd
The delivery of Adriana's "Where the fuck are you?" and Chris' stupid blank look in reaction take me out
I will get her a happy ending instead
the way he’s breathing so hard when he says it lmao idk why it makes me laugh so hard
This is me and Aid moving to Florida cuz someone can't keep her mouth shut. You cut the intro Haha that's the best part.
Famous Christopher lines include I'll buy a happy meal, I must of sat on her, and how many times did I say she shouldn't be on the couch.
Instead of offering Meadow a happy meal, he should have started coaching her on "how to use her thoughts, to use the technique of positive visualization. "
whats her glasses brand plsssssssssssss
Unbelievably funny
"Remember when like you were little, I'll buy you one of those
" Happy Shineboxes"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet Ginny sack would like a happy meal
When Ginny dances at a wedding, the band skips!
I wish they showed more of Chrissy's neckbrace in Saints of Newark, such an underrated character.
I'm so lost what season and episode is this