The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes
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How Chris managed to stay alive 6 seasons is short of a miracle
The miracle’s name was Anthony Soprano
You're so right very unrealistic.
I swear 😭 bro was an impulsive women beating junky
He definitely would have been killed in season 4 if he wasn't Tony's nephew
Don’t you mean manuged
Tony lecturing Christopher about “impulse control” is like Ginny lecturing Vito about portion control.
The worst part about Tony was the hypocrisy.
Like Jackie Jr tutoring AJ in Spanish
@@johnbrownspiers8242 You are being very obliqué
@@MB-wo8ie As oblique as piss on a driver's seat
💀💀💀💀
1:57 ''this is a union safety official'' deadpan delivery while pointing to christopher looking goofy as hell with that oversized helmet has me deadddddddddd
Can you imagine that, one day you’re the union safety official, the next you’re getting your SEC license?
Hard hats are pretty much one size fits all. The webbing suspension that clips in is what changes in size
@@williamcopeland9087 very allegorical
Same with his "we shall return" with the finesse.
@@williamcopeland9087 I am sure that everyone appreciates your two cents. Now we all know how smarter you are than everyone else.
Christopher was like Notredamus. A few seasons later, everyone was questioning Tony's leadership.
you mean quasimoto the hunchback of notre dame
@@danman1202 interesting how they’re so similar
Very allegorical
They’re completely different things
you mean Nosetradamus....aka the shah of iran.
He went downhill after he stopped using positive visualization
He was feeling undermined.
When Bredan was around, he made Chris look smarter.
He had no arc
@@TheReubenKincaid
Didn't Noah have an ark?
He shoulda been made from the Triboroughs Towers alone
"Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership, huh?!"
" A G H "
Fuck, why did this comment make me cry of laughter?
Well played.
@@doublea6586 I don’t get it?
@@redwingsfan3621 the noise Chrissie makes when Tony grabs his neck. I don't know why I found it so hilarious.
@@doublea6586 Jackie he was doing a drug deal with these black guys. They shot him, he's like Dead!!
Sil’s expression at 0:42 is great
Sil’s expression at 0:42 was perfect. He knew Christopher crossed the line and was gonna face Tony’s wrath.
When all 3 of them are telling him to SHUT UP you'd think he'd get it
Not even a made guy and he thinks he can "question the boss's leadership"
I love Sil's facial expressions. He's one of, if not the smartest guy in the show. The eyebrow when Tony says how Chrissy died...he knew right away!
Yeah, I think everyone in the group knew that. "I say we go to Defcon 4." Ah, to be young and eager and mouthy. Been there.
And pussy showing him the hand 😂
Chris “I’m sorry T” Moltisanti
Jackie “My fawthah” Jr
Paulie “This is the boss of the family” Walnuts
Phil “20 fuckin years” Leotardo
Feech "Oogatz" La Manna
Richie "Beansie is a shopping cart" Aprile
Lol great stuff
more like Paulie "hehehe" Walnuts
Adrianna "Chris-ta-fah!" La Cerva
And who couldn't forget...... Valery "the Interior Decorator"!
Adriana: “My uterus got pierced.” Christopher: “Both of them???”
I'll shove that walkman up your shinebox!
Lol, that cracked me up
Ain't it Insured?
what? have not girls 2 uterus
Lmao he was such an asshat
Note to self: Never mouth off to someone while wearing a neck brace.
@@AlexG1020 He was up at the club.
@@AlexG1020 YoYo Ma?
@@briangreen1781 gib me 1000 dollars
He diddent !!
OH BOB SAGET
Vito's safety hat at 06:32 is still the funniest part of that episode.
How'd I never notice that before, it looks like someone copy and pasted it on MS Paint
@@CaspianNomad LMFAOO
I hadn’t noticed that before 💀
I was looking for someone who noticed that. It looks so goofy 😂
This just made me laugh way too hard
"Defcon 4"
Defcon 1 is the highest level. 4 is barely anything.
I wish I saw these comments. I just said that.
I know, he basically demanded everyone look both ways before crossing the street!
always wit da scenarios
anthony jr. says the same thing in one of the last episodes, can't tell if it's intentional or if the writers just dont know how the defcon scale works
@@orangy57is he meant to be stupid? then yeah its intentional stupidity
I always liked how Tony was pissed at Chris for stealing those watches from the Fed Ex truck, but storms out clearly taking some of them with him.
Well obviously, they're already stolen at that point
He's gotta have his taste
If you look close he took 2 watches
@@mikedawolf95 "Some" of them.
I like how he is pissed that Chrissy did it in broad daylight, while he himself shoots someone in broad daylight in public a few episodes later.
Only 7 minutes 28 seconds must be part one of 50
Mike Murphy haha, was thinking the same thing!
Yeah right? There's not even the "his house looked like shit" in here
Yeah no doubt, there could be a whole season of his fuck ups. But that last line was funny as shit...."aren't they insured?"
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He’s dyslexic
whenever Chris wears a hat of some sort I can't help but laugh my ass off, high point being the fishing lure one
He was down on Toms River in Denny Najarian's boat.
He never had the eyebrows of a varsity hat aficionado 😂
Also don't forget the scene where Adrianna said "you were saying she had a nice ass" and his response was "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" hahahaha
The fact it worked was sad, I always felt bad for Ade
That’s how you know you got a good girl.
Christopher never had the makings of a varsity intellectual.
Small brain, that was his problem.
Too bad they never found a cure for human-itis
@Steve Turowski That shit was real? I say the movie, I thought it was bullshit.
True, although for a time he was the hair apparent.
@@shriharihudli8596 Yes daddy always said.
"You gotta exercise impulse control" That line coming from Tony is hilarious.
Do as i say, not as i do
Considering he fucked anything with a pulse
That’s the running theme of the show; that most of the characters are hypocrites and half of them lack any self-awareness. Those who pointed out the hypocrisy either end up losing the connection they had or end up dead.
@@MoskHotel most characters also had a habit of wanting to better themselves, hearing smarter people give legitimately good advice, and being too stupid to understand the advice, and instead parrots it back in their own lives to people who disappoint them.
the way Michael Imperioli delivers is 10/10
*he took a shot at me, he tried to kill furio, we're MADE*
he sounds like an actual made guy that can't believe Tony is letting a 'sucker' off the hook for taking a shot at made guys.
Yeah he did
It's amazing there's thing you may not heard of it's called acting
@@cloudsombrero what a cunty response.
@@cloudsombrero yes but Imperioli masters it in Chrissy
@@cloudsombrero but there's good acting and bad acting.
1:30 I love how Tony sets up Chris with the joke he told mikey, “Hows the boy?” but chris misses it and says “how am i???”
Made it realistic
So glad someone else caught that. I just realized and went to type this but then I saw your comment 😂😂
I'd give this 100 likes if I could
explain
@@arthurmead5341 Chris was supposed to respond with ‘the boy?’ or something similar like Mike’s Palmice did after the sit down with Junior, and Tony would then say ‘the boy you’re fucking’. But Chris being pissed off just vented
This Borko...more creative than Spielberg
Jackie jrs father was a made man
This is one of the best
If Borko doesn’t do something, I gotta question his leadership
HoleToHell so was his father’s brother
JAHamilton77 those who want respect give respect
Get a pastry box and fill it with Webistics stock, fiber optic cable, and a neck brace.
And cram a tile under the scale.
That but mainly just heroin
@Matt Pizzano don't forget a proper character arc
And absolutely no floor tiles.
Wuhbithtix
"I'd like to kill the prick, you hear that prick?!"
My favorite Chris quote.
my favorite Chris quote was "Agh!"
guy was a total pos.
i love the looks exchanged between patsy and chris when they mention the fiber optic cable. "worth a lot of money?" "we should steal it" "yeah maybe we should" all conveyed with smirks.
That's right Borko go home and get my clips ready.
If you love me then stir my clips
Hehehe
@Jaime D Finally, maybe now someone will smack some god damn sense into him!
Ya fookin hoor
@Jaime D amazing
I wonder if Ade ever got Christopher's dinner ready.
She had to go out to the woods to get it
Stir my eggs
That dinner, I wonder if it was chalked.
Yeah, she cooked it like normal human beings do.
Boosted04GT Christopher’s dinner, whatever happened there?
I love that Christopher is trying to be tough while wearing the neck brace.
Patsy’s line about “you should try sitting here from 10:30-3” is great
Hard work 😂
Honest day work
@@Shaolinmike1994lol
Secretly every one of the guys respected Chris for threatening Tony's leadership
Yeah cause Chrissy was dumb enough to do their dirty work
No they didn't
@@Whiteboykun sure they did. He would talk all kinds of shit they were secretly thinking buy could never say to him directly. I know I would
@@BigMoney23223 No they didn't. This was season 1. Nobody disliked Tony. He wasn't starting a war with New York yet, he hadn't promoted Chris over Patsy, none of the bad shit had happened yet. Everyone was younger, healthier (relatively), happier. And in the Meadowlands episode nobody knew he was seeing a shrink. Your comment would definitely apply at the tail end of season 5 though.
@@Whiteboykun Honestly you could say it at the end of s4
The look on Tony’s face when Christopher says “aren’t they insured?”
What a comment. Such a clown 🤡
“ You're doing an excellent job, allow yourself to take pleasure in that. ” There's plenty of amazing Tony quotes but this one is my favorite, maybe it's the delivery, the happiness, the fact everything went according to plan. I don't know, I just love it.
It’s exactly what he wanted to hear and while T may have genuinely meant it to a degree, he would’ve never said it to him if he didn’t think it would get the desired reaction from Chrissy.
The uncle/nephew relationship of Christopher and Tony is even more tragic and painful after watching The Many Saints of Newark.
The true tragedy here is having to watch many saints of Newark
You should definitely do a compilation of people saying "look who it is/there he is!"
whaddaya hear, whaddaya say!
@@KaelWrit License and registration.
And another one just for the greetings when the person walks in right after a joke at their expense
An ova here one example...Ralph Bunch ova here...Charles Schwab ova here...Trapper Joe ova Here 🤣
Or a three-hour video of all the 'oooh's
half Chris half "im sorry T"
"Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" this should be like 8 hours long
Don't disrespect the christaparlor
1:45 "Get Him Outta here!!" I can't imagine the hell that Chrissy must have been causing the foreman to make him pay up the "union dues" but the funniest part is Tony knew who was best for the job!
The bit when Christopher was arguing with Tony about killing Jackie jr he was 100% right that time
In terms of the goal, yes, but Tony had to consider it from multiple angles. What he wound up doing was put the burden on Ralph, which meant it still got done, but it was a subtle way of getting back at him while exercising his authority as boss. Plus, an investigation would lead away from anyone who was at the game that night.
@@bearcat648 Fuckin Queaahs!
definitely on the nose with that one!
Tony didn’t really want to kill Jackie that’s why he left it up to Ralph thinking he would give him a pass .
@@chrishood7968 He didn't want to on a personal level, but I don't think he imagined that Ralph would give him a pass. Both of them knew it had to be done, but you're right, neither of them wanted to do it, or be forced to make that decision.
This is great acting from Michael imperioli they guy’s actually pretty brilliant
He should be in every film like Richie Aprile actor
He really nailed the portrayal of Andrew Cuomo in Escape from Dannenova. Captured his arrogance and know it all personality.
So true, i liked his scenes the most, he brings a unique energy to the Moltisanti character. Very underated actor & his portrayal of an addict has great nuances that both addicts & non-addicts can appreciate on various levels.
@@adeosinowo3197 Agreed. I always felt empathy for most if not all of the characters on the show (props to good writing and acting) but with Chris it was exciting because of his erratic energy
Nah he's your typical california pretentious hipster.
“Allegra? isn’t that a cold medicine?”
Gandolfini looked so healthy and young in early seasons, just a drastic decline as you all may see in season 6... you know he wasnt controlling himself eating and drinking without any exercise...what a real life tragedy....RIP big guy
Yea it kinda reminds me of the office with Stanley in the first season compared to later seasons also
He sure looked healthier back then, but he was still pretty obese.
A lot of top guys had dark moods
he had a cocaine and alcohol addiction iirc
that's exactly why he was such a good actor, artists like him get lost in their craft and almost lose their mind, that's why he's on another level compared to even the best actors there is.
there are a lot of people that see him as a level above even the likes of Pacino and De Niro.
So Vito dressed as the construction worker from the village people wasn’t a clue for any of youse 👷♂️
He tried to get into the John Travolta suit ..almost there
@@TheReubenKincaid Saturday night fever...whatever happened there.
He should’ve dressed as the Indian from the “Fukawee” tribe and blamed it on his blood pressure pills.
lmao OMG STOP
If I were a carpenter, and you were a douche bag
They filmed the sopranos where I grew up. So The Sopranos has a special place in my heart. I used to see them filming all the time.
My family had friends who were neighbors with the soprano house; before the show was filmed. It’s a beautiful area.
Lastly, My sister ran into the actor who played Chris twice, and he was very kind to her both times.
Have it put on your headstone that's one hell of a legacy
@@RS-xq6je unfortunately you pay by the letter
Total bummer
@@xlnuniex OK then just make sure they spell your name correctly
@@RS-xq6je I must know… what’s going on your headstone?
@@xlnuniex probably good riddance lol, not something I've given thought too in my adult life by the time I'm brown bread they'll probably have LED screens on the stones so that the people who knew me can leave heartfelt insults
Amazing character, and Imperiolli's acting was absolutely top notch.
I swear Christopher turns into Spider at the flip of a switch.
Another Goodfellas alert at 3:23!
He ain't alright
Shame he never said his trademark line; "Why don't you go fuck yourself" in Sopranos.
You preach all this Sopranos stuff, but were the ones down here liking and commenting while mexican dramas are taking over youtube.
It's anti Italian discrimination
This ‘Little Thing of Ours’ is turning into ‘Esta Cosita De Nosotros’
shutup how dare you question his leadership he’s the boss of the channel
@@johnsmith8125 Inna the South we a hate novellas
What? You don’t like Mexicans??
We do what we do Ese!! 🤣🤣
I love watching dumb and dumber just sit there while Chris and Adrianna fight
Yeah the 2 of them weren’t too bright….
Christopher: Does this look like the senate to you T
Tony: I am the senate
To make matter worse, Chris has the DEFCON system backwards. It increases in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe)
Ralph Bunche ova heeaaa
That’s what happens when you’re ostrified from your glorified crew. A little disentery among the troops.
Chrissy neva hadda makings of a varsity math student.
Chris saw it in a movie and thought it was bullshit
so chrissy was right when he suggested going to 4
This should include every scene that Christopher was in..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Umbrella Nose really casts a shadow over the whole operation.
BINGO !
except when he's holding a gun.
The “what happens I decide. Now you don’t love me anymore that breaks my heart, well you don’t gotta love me BUT you WILL respect me” was one of the most intense lines of the series in my personal opinion (not that my opinion really matters to anyone)
Tony's intense stare coupled with that line delivery is one of the best moments of the whole show!
I remember me and my brother burst out laughing one time just after he said that because we couldn't believe how full on he was
i know this video is abt chris, but i can’t help but notice how reserved tony can be in the first season. ofc he was still off the walls with his anger issues but he had a lot more confidence and wit, even when he’s confronting christopher after he grabs his face he just grins like a happy camper and casually rolls out. i’ve been watching the later seasons, and he’s just so paranoid and helpless to his own misery. by season six he’s practically a stranger. this show is too good
As far as the FBI knows, Ade is somewhere getting Chris’ dinner ready
He was usin 1/4th of his brain the whole way ovaaaa!
how about that cheese under the table?
Could you imagine using a quarter of your brain the whole way over
@@albertbarese1498 some people are out there stuffin' themselves.
Albert Barese fuck you you fuckin parakeet
🎶Young & Tall & Natural Canopy🎶
“Always with the scenarios”-Sil
Cracks me up every time
This show was an absolute masterpiece
I still can't stop laughing at Silvio's ironic "Always with the scenarios" comment.
1:31 Tony tries to pull the same joke he did with Mikey "The one you sleep with"
I never thought about that, a great call. we've all done that in real life too, and the second person we say it to answers differently so it falls apart.
I think Tony must have used that joke on Chrissy dozens of times before and now Chrissy just doesn’t answer it bc he knows what’s coming
Silvio's expression at 0:41 is priceless. Like when Georgie speaks. It's like he knows the exact moment Tony will lose it.
“Yea that’s it go home get my dinner ready”🤣🤣
Next to Tony, he was easily the most critical to the show. Great character and phenomenal acting.
"I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Deans"
E-MAIL
You ever tried our sausages?
"Hey how's the Borko? "
"I got HBO up the crack of my ass and I'm starvin' ta death"
5:35 is one of my favorite lines in the whole series... "You don't gotta love me, but you WILL respect me."
“My friends have abandoned me. I’ve been totally f*ckin’ ostra-fied.”
The way vitto wears his work helmet gets me every time
Tony telling Chris to use impulse control is probably one of the most ironic moments in the whole show.
“You’re lucky a man I loved died today”! That line always cracks me up...🤣
I use that one a good amount even if no one I loved died that day
Tony’s acting is amazing I’ve seen every single mob movie around and been around some some guys and he is the most genuine act. It’s refreshing to watch. Rip
So true
You have never “been around some guys”
@@macstrong1284trying to make the story more spicy 😂😂😂
@@macstrong1284😂😂
@@macstrong1284nothing ever happens, bro
I feel like Imperioli is the furthest from his character in real life out of all of them, which makes these moments all the more brilliant.
James was actually a nice guy in real life
David Proval
They are actors. Which is artistic. They ALL are very far from their characters. These are the kids in high school who skipped classes to hang out in the Drama and Choir rooms and Band rooms.
@@johnroscoe2406I think the guy whom play Paulie was the closest, since he's used to be associated.
Tony wanted nothing to do with the FedEx robbery but walked out with that watch 😂😂😂
Yeah I saw that. What a POS
SEC compliance officer, Film Producer, Union Safety Officer, Record Producer..... Is there nothing that Chrissie can't do?
He's the Hair Apparent
Hair apparent
Albert Barese look like ya in Miami
@Albert Barese Be quiet Albert
Adriana went from slapping Christopher back to begging him to stop ! they changed a lot of things in the later seasons
she never had the makings of a varsity pugalist
@@environmentart 😆
My theory is that her becoming an informant really messed with her personality and confidence
@@stproducciones9140 yeah that makes sense
@@stproducciones9140 amongst other things
Always with the compilations
When Tony is on one of his Gary Cooper rants while bickering with Sil in the car, and Christopher butts in with “He was gay, Gary Cooper?” And Tony snaps “NO!! Are you listening to me!?” Always gets me laughing.
That look of intimidation when Tony is walking away from Christopher after telling him to go down to the brokerage is frightening 😂😂😂. Best show ever!!
6:32 LMAO Vito in that hardhat, wearing it all up high on his head and shit.
"I'm sorry T." - Christopher's character summed up in 1 sentence.
I like how Tony tried to do the “how’s the boy” bit on Christopher, but he probably fell for it too much so he knew how to respond.
That face Sil makes at the start, I made the same one throughout this video
Could imagine having the same face as sil
After watching Talking Sopranos, I have a whole new level of appreciation for Christopher's character and Michael's acting
3:16 Tony still takes his ten percent of stolen watches
Borko... Always with the videos
4:30 Hilarious how Chris tries to save face after she slapped him back in front of the guys. "Yeah that's it, go home and get my dinner ready". Nice try
Now go home and get my shinebox ready.
Chris: "I love you"
Jesus Christ, this guy with the scenario.
That's why Christopher was such a great character. There were times when he was definitely pretty sharp and on top of things but other times like these where he's just a hotheaded impulsive moron. They all seem to have their good and bad moments. It's part of what makes it one of the greatest shows ever made.
When was his sharp moments?
@@jimmyreece5781 he had a few here and there. not a lot but a few. him being a crazed drug fiend didn't exactly help things.
For such a serious, multi dark-themed series, The Sopranos managed to even be a far superior comedy than actual comedy TV shows. The best of the best.
Two of my favourite lines: cnrissy and Georgie dig up Emil kola's buddy: Georgie"is this him?" Chhrissy
"that would be some fucking coincidence if it's not"
Tony telling Christopher to take back the stolen truck:
Chrissy "what shall I do about the dead guy?" Tony "keep rodding hm with a stick"
HBO: "DRAWING HEAT TO A QUARTER BILLION SOPRANOS CLIPS?"
Borko: "Aren't they insured?"
HBO:....
Borko: "Rudolfo mentioned something ..."
HBO: "Aww Jesus Christ, if I wanted Rudolfo in charge! ..."
"Borko are you posting our clips again?" - Hbo, Borko - " I de dnt"
Broke just snorted a little shoe polish, he was making collections last night and wanted to sleep
Tony talking about impulse control is great lmao 🤣
That “we shall return” at 2:17 is one of my favorite deliveries of any line ever
I say we go to Defcom 4 Borko
4:40 best hoowah in the whole show
6:32 am I the only one who finds it funny the way Vito's hard hat only just balances on the top of his massive head?
Patsy set up Christopher so good with the fiber optic cable heist. He walked right into it.
Where did Kuner get the balls to question Borko’s leadership?
None questions Borkos leadership
If I find him, I am doing him tonight!
Kuner is a fucking joke. Don't even say his name. Its that Rodolpho who needs to go. Big time.
You do what your told, when your told!
@@tonyegg6104 Fuck all this wise guy shit, the only ones who play by the rules are us!
Use your head Rodolfo. Throwing heat to a quarter million view upload.
thats fuckin' cowboy-itis!
4:04 lmfao Tony wanted to fucking kill Chris through this smile
Love how Tony still walked out with one of the Rolex’s 😂