Grandpa's Stories

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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2015

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  • @markbrooker2618
    @markbrooker2618 Před 2 lety +147

    I set the toaster to tHreEeEeeee...medium brown

    • @unknownuser3125
      @unknownuser3125 Před rokem +4

      0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD
      Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂

  • @6thsavage
    @6thsavage Před 10 měsíci +20

    To his credit, dickity six miles is an entire marathon of Kaiser pursuit, even a walking bird couldn’t pull that off.

  • @WillScarlet16
    @WillScarlet16 Před 2 lety +105

    “Anyway, long story short… is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.”

  • @Devol101
    @Devol101 Před rokem +22

    "C would usually follow" I really wanna know about the times that C did not follow

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite Před 6 měsíci

      When programming was over

  • @capastianluna8896
    @capastianluna8896 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Grandpa Simpson is that one guy you wanna go drinking with, his stories will always keep you amused with confusion 😂🤣

  • @tituscelani5546
    @tituscelani5546 Před 2 lety +50

    They didn’t have white onions because of the WAR.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Před rokem +3

      The best you could get were those big yellow ones.

  • @agalah408
    @agalah408 Před 2 lety +55

    I love it how he counts 'five Bee's' he holds up four fingers of one hand and one finger from the other, as he only has four fingers on each hand.

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 Před rokem +81

    I love how Abe is rambling about how things were in HIS days to Mr Burns.
    When Burns is several decades older than him!
    Burns be like, dude I know this, I'm older than you!🤣

    • @Wolfencreek
      @Wolfencreek Před 10 měsíci +2

      Abe should be older than Burnsy though

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Wolfencreek
      Why?

    • @variegatus4674
      @variegatus4674 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@PerfectAlibi1 Because Abe shared a bathroom with Frostillicus! Frostillicus was a viking - don't you know anything?!!

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@variegatus4674
      I think he made that up? 😅

    • @alexisgrey3633
      @alexisgrey3633 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Lol and yet he is less wrinkled, probably cos Burns has the money to get botox,plastic surgery ect.

  • @InsideOutAnus
    @InsideOutAnus Před rokem +74

    As a former postal worker, I would have conversations like this nearly EVERY DAY. Funnily enough, Grampa's stories are actually more interesting, because the elderly generally just want to go into detailed length about their current ailments.
    Yes sir, please, go on about the red splotch you discovered on your shoulder this morning.

    • @Gaybraham.Lincoln
      @Gaybraham.Lincoln Před 11 měsíci +2

      HAHAHQHA. The thing is - I want to annoy young people like this when I'm older. Which makes me think they could be doing it on purpose just to waste your time 😂😂😂

  • @maew150
    @maew150 Před rokem +15

    I legit could listen to these for hours

  • @JBtheJMB84
    @JBtheJMB84 Před 11 měsíci +5

    "What are you cackling at Fatty?" 😂

  • @lineagemeasure4935
    @lineagemeasure4935 Před rokem +18

    I love how a story of how he went out to see J.D. Rockefeller riding a zeppelin just piovted to Thanksgiving. Best part is how it started at the house and continued in the mall.

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 Před 2 lety +21

    Yams stuffed with gunpowder! XD

  • @timfarney5165
    @timfarney5165 Před rokem +23

    I laugh hysterically at 'ol grandpa Simpson's stories, they NEVER get old.

    • @Glitcher2000
      @Glitcher2000 Před rokem

      Actually, the whole point of Grandpa’s stories is that they get old real fast.

    • @timfarney5165
      @timfarney5165 Před rokem +2

      @@Glitcher2000 yep, I get the bit.....
      What I was saying is that for ME they never get old.

    • @AdvanceAU
      @AdvanceAU Před rokem

      @@Glitcher2000 lol who asked you

    • @Glitcher2000
      @Glitcher2000 Před rokem

      @@AdvanceAU No one. Who invited you to join in?

    • @AdvanceAU
      @AdvanceAU Před rokem

      ​@@Glitcher2000 I invited myself. Always funny to watch pedantic weeb with the anime profile acting like they're so smart. There's always one of you in every comment section

  • @ulfberht4431
    @ulfberht4431 Před rokem +11

    Am I the only one who’s actually interested in Grandpa Simpson’s wacky tales and wants a fully story on them all?

  • @kapparomeo
    @kapparomeo Před rokem +12

    Sideshow Bob EARNED those votes.

  • @1ouncebird
    @1ouncebird Před 2 lety +43

    So I tied a yellow fatty bean to my belt, which was the style at the time.

    • @joker_storm2232
      @joker_storm2232 Před 2 lety +8

      You couldn't get the green ones
      ..because of the war

    • @timdacey4520
      @timdacey4520 Před 2 lety +6

      5 bees ( on 2 hands ) for a quarter youd say

    • @sakshamkapoor697
      @sakshamkapoor697 Před rokem +2

      Where were we ? Oh, yeah. The important thing to remeber was, I has a yellow fatty bean on my belt

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Před rokem

      Which was the style at the time. Anyway, 1936 it was. Which in those days was called 19-nickely-dicks. We had to say nickely, as there was CIVIL WAR IN SPAIN!

  • @thsoup2353
    @thsoup2353 Před 2 lety +19

    There’re stories, then there’re still stories, they go absolutely nowhere, the precise same feeling when the air seems to stand still and everything stops at once, along with the subtle yet immense feeling of dread that pairs with it.

  • @Gremschlact
    @Gremschlact Před rokem +13

    If Abe Simpson was on the Terlit for three years while he was inventing it;he probably had severe diarrhea all because he didn't have an onion on the his belt;which was of course the style at the time and largely due to the fact that the Kaiser had stolen 20 and Abe and the rest of the world were forced to say Dickety.

  • @sapper9968
    @sapper9968 Před 2 lety +9

    This was the exact response I got from my sister about the condition of our parents. Only Abe made more sense.

  • @thefirebeanie5481
    @thefirebeanie5481 Před 2 lety +14

    There's an interesting story to this nikel **goes dull**

  • @StoryTeller796
    @StoryTeller796 Před 2 lety +48

    This old man is a nice little parody of the classic old man. Maybe people like him should write blogs or record videos of themselves and post them onto something like CZcams.

  • @jaymac1737
    @jaymac1737 Před rokem +2

    'Aaaa' he'd say, then 'B'. 'C' would uuuusually follow.

  • @simonw156
    @simonw156 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Amazing video. Thanks for putting it together.

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini Před rokem +3

    I resent that, I didn't take their word twenty. I was busy getting ready to take my walking bird for a stroll, so I was tying an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

  • @ckanowitz
    @ckanowitz Před 2 lety +22

    I wish I could see footage of Dan Castellaneta filming these scenes hah

    • @timdacey4520
      @timdacey4520 Před 2 lety +1

      Chris Kanowiitz Not sure how old you are...but this a freaking riot...They must of been smoking mad amounts of dope (weed ) ..they all coughing laughing their ass off...this is a hoot...

    • @timdacey4520
      @timdacey4520 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/UfmphOjSO64/video.html

  • @RustMonsterMilk
    @RustMonsterMilk Před rokem +6

    Who else is watching this in dickety dickety two?

  • @agalah408
    @agalah408 Před 2 lety +13

    What no comments in 7 years? C'mon it deserves at least one.

  • @el-kiote
    @el-kiote Před rokem +21

    Shouldn't burns know those war stories since he served under abe?

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Před rokem +8

      The Hellfish episode really messes with the established backstory. If Burns is over 100 years old in the 90s, he would have been in his 50s during World War 2.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před rokem +2

      @@kisbie Not counting partisans and the Volksturm, one of the oldest persons to serve in the second World War was Admiral Sir Walter Cowan, who was 72 at the Battle of Bir Hakeim, so Burns being in his 50s isn't that farfetched. Very uncommon for him to be selected for the Hellfish, but still.

    • @michaelschettig1613
      @michaelschettig1613 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@kisbieyou just gotta accept that the timeline and backstory is different every episode and be okay with that

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 Před 10 měsíci +2

    the best way to do a good Grandpa story is to focus on the least important details.

  • @josgretf2800
    @josgretf2800 Před 9 měsíci +1

    my father is literally just like this

  • @ETH5626
    @ETH5626 Před rokem +2

    Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II: "And that's why today bananas are called yellow fatty beans. Questions?"
    Me: "Yeah, do you ever shut up?"

  • @jonathansmall9912
    @jonathansmall9912 Před rokem +2

    3:21 Gonna need an ice pack for that burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hiijjh100
    @hiijjh100 Před rokem +1

    Lol. Abe reminds me of one of my grandfather's.

  • @thesbleeder2162
    @thesbleeder2162 Před 9 měsíci

    "'A', he'd say... then 'B'. 'C' would usually follow."

  • @diamanteduul8084
    @diamanteduul8084 Před rokem +6

    "You see in those days, I was one of the first people to get a VR headset. They were bulky and cumberson back then, but it was a completely new way to play games that people hadn't experienced before. All my first would come over and take turns playing, we would all laugh when people freaked and died in game, some even broke stuff"
    "Your friends died in VR grampa!??"
    "People couldn't die inside VR back then, we couldn't even feel sensations or move around too much. You kids are spoilt today more than you know"

  • @stephanjones8424
    @stephanjones8424 Před 5 měsíci

    Dance for your bees dance dance for your bees

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Somebody redub this into Kup from Transformers

  • @johnathanryan2117
    @johnathanryan2117 Před 10 měsíci

    I guess he won the argument, but i walked away with the turnips...

  • @Rat_Queen86
    @Rat_Queen86 Před rokem +2

    Oh Sideshow Bob, I feel your pain

    • @unknownuser3125
      @unknownuser3125 Před rokem +1

      0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD
      Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Před rokem +1

      “Crinkle sacks” 😂

  • @jonolabarrieta2234
    @jonolabarrieta2234 Před rokem +2

    Does anyone else noticed that Jasper has teleported?

  • @SavageBroadcast
    @SavageBroadcast Před rokem

    2:10 When grandpa met the Fonz.

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 Před 10 měsíci

    I know this was only 4 minutes but it felt like 10

  • @garymayen330
    @garymayen330 Před 6 měsíci

    What is the second walking-bird trimming? Injun eyes?!

  • @TuMalditaMadre
    @TuMalditaMadre Před 2 lety +2

    The video right before this one was Grandpa's union busting ways, which was the video that started this video. Even in video suggestions, Grandpa Simpson is senile.

  • @Aqquila89
    @Aqquila89 Před 2 lety +1

    Anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...

  • @thes.a.s.s.1361
    @thes.a.s.s.1361 Před rokem

    Yams stuffed with gunpowder

  • @gizmocaca9461
    @gizmocaca9461 Před rokem

    What’s the music at the end? During the credits.

  • @batunde7936
    @batunde7936 Před rokem +1

    Herschel Walker rally

  • @rabbidguarddog
    @rabbidguarddog Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm taking notes I need my ramblings when I'm in my 80s to sound at least this boring and insane.

  • @SimpleJars
    @SimpleJars Před rokem

    At 4:00, I thought Grandpa's gonna sound like Homer, saying, "Don't shush me, you rich ¡™£¢∞§•!", from "The Mansion Family" (season 11 episode 12)
    czcams.com/video/BT32JpEN1rM/video.html

  • @KeithMcormack895
    @KeithMcormack895 Před rokem +2

    Actually it's not as funny as it is long