Improbable Tales of Survival
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as an African, I can confirm elephants go "HEOUGH" when frightened.
Its common knowledge actually XD
Asian elephants also make that noise
Creed trying to say egg
It’s more of a _HAH_ but whatever.
@@AnnoyingRko No, they go umff
“and the elephants went”
*_HEOUGH_*
5:18
This had me dead!!!
😂🤣😂
Made me laugh out loud 😂🤣
Yep that’s what he said. Nice job typing it.
After 4 years, the elephant going "A" still gets me
Same
Lmfaooo sammee
AO
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
even after 5 years
There was a worker at my dads job who got his head crushed by a forklift. Initially, due to shock and a belief he was dead no one took any action, it was almost 10 minutes before anyone even fetched my dad from his office. The mans brains were spilling out and skull was hanging all over the place. My dad called an ambulance and wrapped his head in a jacket to hold his brains in until the ambulance arrived and started cpr on the man who’s coworkers had assumed was a goner.The guy lived, he was severely impaired for several years but apparently one day some brilliant doctor came by took a look at him and said “I can fix that” through a combination of brain surgery, physical therapy and a few alternative medical practices he managed to kinda put the guy back together and he is now able to support his family again.
Dad always told us that story growing up to show that there really is no limit to what people can overcome with enough support and belief from people and to never give up on anyone in pain
I call bull shit
surgery cost: 100000000000000000000000000$
Dude had his brains spilled all over the ground, couldn't do anything for a couple of years and after that they still made him go to WORK? Are you fucking kidding me
Thats actually insane
Is that guy still alive?
“He lost a bit of his mind which caused him to lose his mind a bit”
Galaxy brain writing
Lmao
Or at least most of a brain
This is big brain time.
3d chess type shit
A pro brainer move
human bodies have the endurance of both a nuclear fallout shelter and an old sock.
you could read a news story about a woman lifting a car to save her kid or a guy surviving in a canyon for weeks by cutting off his own arm followed immediately with “florida man falls down small ramp and dies”
Lmao. True tho true
kermit sewerside Florida man dies of boredom
"Florida man sneezes and dies on the spot
Those damn Florida men 😑
"Florida man jumps two inches. Dies on the way to the hospital"
I love how the "plane" at 4:40 doesn't have a propeller at the front but a anti-torque rotor for helicopters by the tail fin
at least it still has a spinner on the nose though
Why do you think it crashed?
@@poppinlochnesshopster3249Because Fate said "No. Rhino must die". Did we even watch the same video?
@@fernando47180 You are saying the same thing I said, agreeing with me. You misunderstood my comment. I was asking him "Why do you think it crashed" in a reply to him pointing out it had no propeller. "He was found in the desert 10 days after running out of water" "Why do you think he died?" Sarcasm.
@@poppinlochnesshopster3249the comment above you was making a parody comment of “did you not watch the same video” comments I think
Phineas Gage's injury is actually tons more interesting than just the sheer miracle of him surviving. Everything is up to debate since the sources about his behavioural changes are very muddy and even the areas of his brain that were affected are still debated to this day! His case is one that respected members of the neuroscience/neurology community still fight over.
I wonder what neurologists fighting sounds like? I bet it's pretty nerdy.
In my psych class we were taught that the link between his limbic system and some other part of his brain was severed which caused him to act on emotional impulse with almost no control over his thoughts or feelings. Interesting shit indeed.
I swear humans have the same kind of durability as iphones. Lay down the wrong way? Spine shatters. Get shot through the brain with a pole? That's fine
I think it’s more that there’s a huge gap between what hurts us and what kills us instantly, and because of our 5heads, most things that don’t kill us right away, we can find a way to survive
1984
Lmao that reminds me when I saw 2 cars crash right next to a old guy on a bike. The people inside cars survived. The old guy feel down the bike and died
Human durability is based on RNG and there is no way you can convince me otherwise
yeah the guy with 13k likes did it better than you. how does that feel?
Humans have two modes:
*slips in the tub and dies*
And
*literally has a drill go through their head and survives perfectly fine*
Frickin’ Fricks so delicate flower or indestructible monster
i'm the third mode
We got wimpy bois and *STRONG BOIS*
It’s so fucking funny. Normal stuff usually kills us so easily, but whenever a freak accident happen our bodies just fucking refuse to die. I’m guessing our bodies just call bullshit and refuse to confirm the kill.
Man literally too angry to die.. A story about Survival
"Shiva Guatama Christ-Chan"
wow what a bad time for me to find this video
It got even better though
Dude's got a fucking god complex that only got worse in prison.
@@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 oh he went to prison? i gotta catch up on christ-chan lore
@@brovid-19 From what little I know of Christian "Christina" Weston Chandler at this time, he thinks he's in the "Dimensional Merge." He did something unspeakable to his elderly Mom, and... Ended up arrested, and it seems as though he's gonna end up in a sanitarium or something. But what do I know of such matters? That's just what it seems like.
@@brovid-19 And now the guy literally thinks he's Jesus.
I actually own the penultimate work about Phineas Gage, and he didn't necessarily put his head OVER the hole, it is believed the hole was at an angle.
Its worth noting that, immediately after the accident, Gage sat up in a wagon and finished making the notes for the day (he was actually the secondary boss on the site).
Does it mention the few minutes of seizuring?
“He banged the wreck as hard as he could and the elephants went”
*AH*
Lucas Zhao *HUGH*
Hah
A
Think of this out of context
heogh
Your hyena drawing is one of the most confusing things I’ve ever seen
Yeah the heanehsl be cornfusin
Gave you 169 likes
It honestly looks like he recolored and edited a drawing of the human gut.
I think that is disgusting
what about the airplane with the little helicopter rotor on the tail
That Christ-Chan joke aged incredibly well
I've watched this video like 20 times and I just realized it was a Chris Chan reference
@@mythcat1273um… when is it?
@@JJamahJamerson 1:28 he's wearing Chris Chan's infamous striped shirt
...dude was topical when the joke was made.
Gage was genuinely that casual about the whole thing. When the doctor showed up, he was casually chatting with his co-workers, almost oblivious to the holes in his head.
Clearly he has horrible memory, “his brain remembered it shouldn’t be alive” the sarcasm is great
Shouldn't exist*
@@christinalinalana991 But u are the brain
@@esotericlunatic2289 Not quite your intestines or gut actually acts as a brain capable of some form of thought.
We are the trinity of left brain right brain and our gut all working in unity to create what we call ourselves.
This means if we were to decapitate you and keep your head in a jar Futurama style you'd be capable of many of the same thoughts, only something significant to your personality would be missing.
"oh yeah i shouldn't exist!"
*FLORIDA MAN WITH ALZHEIMER FORGETS HE'S ALIVE AND FUCKING DIES*
The injury was so bad that the brain forgot to die
Yes
mic studios daddy
@@m4tt655 what the fuck
overlord cringe
awww yissss
@@aapplleess9973 WHAT. THE. FUCK.
1:31 it took me this long to notice the Chris-Chan reference with the shirt
Hopefully Shiva Gautama Christ Chan did not screw his mother, Kali Maya Devi Mary Barb Chan
Devil may Barbra chan
3:03 "jesse, we need to cook"
“Arthur, we need to rob”
Elephant: "..."
Greg: *BANGING*
Elephant: *HA*
TheRedeemer it’s more like HUEAH
No,it's OH
I spit out my hot chocolate when he did that, frickin hilarious
This has become an inside joke with a couple of my friends, any time someone gets surprised we say "HA" and start to laugh uncontrollably. We have no clue why we find it so funny
Or more like an
a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍
Everybody’s talking about elephants but why is no one talking about Shiva Gautama Christ Chan
Christ Chan oh my god no that's uhh, well ive been on the internet for long enough to get that
Because they do not want to belive that such greatness has always been there
I'm patiently waiting to be reunited with my sonichu OC, living forever happy in CWCville.
What about Chernobog-Satan-kun
What the frick internet
3:50 thank you. Someone finally alerted me it was the top, but I was always kinda confused about that for the first years of my life
I remember reading a story where a man had a car engine fall on his face, but because it cracked every bone in his skull, everything was able to safely swell up and prevent any hard brain damage. He did need a ton of surgery to reattach every bone bit though
Sam lives in a sitcom without a Laugh Track
Why does this not have more likes
For some reason that gave a sudden rush of sadness. Weird
10th level of Hell
The Toastiest Toast I can only hear a laugh track now in these videos
he is the laugh track
you're only 20? now I feel even more inept and unaccomplished.
Same
Idk right...hurts too cause my imvu account was just disabled
Same
Oh cool, same state same age. Who are you Sam???
I'm 19, this guy could be my friend (if I had any) and if I didn't fuckin idolize this man
1:27 Did Sam seriously predict Chris Chan declaring that he's Jesus?
yes
But when we need him most... He vanished
I’d read about another one where a guy fell onto exposed rebar iirc on a construction job. Went through from hip to neck diagonally. Somehow just bypassed every single organ and artery. They basically just pulled it out, gave him some antibiotics and closed the holes and guy was completely fine. I’m sure there was a recovery period but that nothing vital was damaged. I cannot imagine how that happened, the doctors couldn’t either. I forget what country it was to try to find it, this was some years back but I saw the X-ray. Literally just throughout his body. The fact the on site guys cut him free from where he was impailed and was able to transferred to the hospital with it never killing or particularly injuring him, that’s insane.
2:52 It's so incredible to think that some of the most interesting and important events in human history have all taken place in this same room.
I just dropped my phone
@@null5697 f
Just pooped myself in realization of such a factoid.
Can someone explain this comment? It sounds interesting lmao
@@sheol8989 Many videos of Sam got that room as a background
5:18 the elephents "HUH" is the best moment in the video.
I wish I could scare Weebs the same way
slavics. No way wiuld you represent Slavs, too Asian to be such thing.
slavics. I know, super bewildering however I wonder what creep would even make such a poll.
Edit: and a majority of Russians see Stalin as a hero
slavics. I'd rather be Slavic than Asian, my culture history will end up dying to those Anime makers in the first place, and I am not joking literally Cambodian history is a huge mystery and even historians have a hard time telling the past.
@@firepower7017 im a weeb
Man held out for 10 YEARS after an impromptu lobotomy. Mad props.
I was born with the cord wrapped around my neck, almost drowned at 5, almost choked to death on food at 8, fell down a stairwell at school at 11, attempted unaliving twice as an adult(bipolar disorder I’m fine now), fell down a stairwell again at 29. I think I may be immortal…
“The elephants went “AH!” And decided to leave him alone.” God sam you’re a comedic genius and you don’t even try to be
I couldn't stop laughing when Sam made that "AH!" sound, it was so sudden and sounded too funny.
5:14
it fucking killed me and i’m not even sure why.. just so perfectly executed 😂
hAHAHAHahahaha I can't stop laughing!
5:18
"are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion."
"Whats your religion"
"Shiva Guatama Christ-chan is our god"
"Im interested."
All hail Shiva Guatama Christ-chan! The one true God!
Should've added Allah or Muhammad for good measure
Edgy Thing Go on.
My religion is hentai
@@grugmann juuuullllayyyy!
Fun fact: On the way to hospital Hunt told the paramedics THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And that, is why I love this man
why?
3:50 FINALLY! I have had this same thought for years and never once heard it from anyone else until now. I am so happy i found this video now
when the elephants went “HEOUGH” i felt that
It sounded 100% like Tina Belcher.
lol
im the 1k like, so satisfying
Caleb Doty
Same, it's just like when the rat you're staring at runs at you.
HaH
LMAO “The elephants went *HUA* and decided to leave him alone.”
Keep doing what you’re doing please, your content is great.
I fucking snorted at this part and had to rewatch. The animation only makes it better too
Lol, elephants are pussies. Before you dismiss me, ask yourselves, have you ever seen an elephant and a cat in the same picture? No! It's because they are secretly the same animal! Wake up sheeple!
That was GOLD we need more of this content 😂😂😭😭😭
@@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
Unfortunately, Elephants are getting more and more violent no thanks to human slaughtering their parents when they were young, leaving them orphaned without proper guidance of their parents and traumatically hell bent by our atrocity against their kin. We kinda deserved to be stampeded, tbh.
@@firen777 didn't know that, i know that tusk hunting made their theeth smaller bcs the hunters always aim for the elephant with the bigger ones, actually selecting em genetically (and making em more prone to starve), but i'm not a big fan of the concept that humanity sucks (!!), at the same time, about that, i second the principle that the worst the world treats you the more angry you are, especially at early youth, not a case that adopted children are often standoffish if not trublesome to an infinite extent... weirdly we are born in a comfortable environment and we notice the ugliness of the world only at a certain age, this makes us OR naive OR double faced fuckheads
3:48 a struggle we all endured silently as children, finally brought to light
i guess christ-chan is no longer an acceptable deity?
I like how he takes this as an opportunity to rant about lefty loosy
I hate the whole lefty loosy bs, it’s so frustrating
@@McCryptic nah
I love that "dan" calls the other doctor a milf as an insult.
@@L0RDK3Y not if you have common fucking sense
I was confused for a second but it is common sense 😂
Your videos are like crack
And are beautiful
The legend himself
Bro i watched all his videos in one DAY
Now im re watching them
@@imcloud305 I am still surprised after rewatching it
why are you here
1:27 i'm upset at how well/poorly this aged
1:01 i guess you could call in a ... railgun
No one:
Elephants: H̢̦ͤ̍ͩ͒U̪̰ͫͮͮ͆ͭ͊͡H̟̪̣ͭ̑̉̄̑͌̂!̭̖̱̹̬̠́͗͑
Braydn Rea HOOH
Accurate
*H O O H !*
It's not funny
But then why am I laughing my ass off ?
Your joke is badd and you should feel badd.
Improbable Tales of Survival
1. *Surviving Sam's Upload Schedule*
My bad, the like is now 666 in total
Fr tough
Too true
Yes
4:02 - and thats why you ALWAYS say to rotate things clockwise or counter clockwise
Then the brain remembered:
"Oh! I shouldn't exist!"
*Dies*
Firstname Lastname it’s much more original than H20 the only type of water.
D yu stza sx 4ar
It’s funny because we all saw the video
I mean to be fair with that kind of damage, of course it had to take that long for the brain to realise that
@Firstname Lastname jokes on ya it made me laugh so I shall like his comment
The time when you are actually grateful for stick figure graphics, because just imagining these injuries made me sick! Great video as always!
На иа Ман! Эх бэн айнферштанден!
Isn't that the whole point of the channel?
@@pauljones3017 It's why i enjoy it all the more, but in this video it's especially appropriate and morbidly funny!
yea in the middle of this video i just looked outside, thinking damn life can be so brutal pls
Хахаха!
Correction: Phineas Gage was actually leaning on the tamping iron after he forgot to put sand over the gunpowder, then he got distracted, looked left, and it shot of through the top of his skull and left cheek bone.
Fyi, he was actually pretty cheerful man until a few days after his recovery
Sam should do more of these! Laughed my face off while watching this!
" Then his brain remembered "' Oh yeah, I shouldn't exist anymore'"
Lol
Me in school
my existence in a nutshell
My part of me that makes me know I have to be dead came back
This sentence caused me to subscribe
Shh my brain doesn’t know that yet lol
Guy: has a tamping iron go through his brain and survives
People in the comments: lol elemphant go *HA*
*HA*
Istg 🤦🏻♂️
Why is your profile picture a representation of Phineas Gage
Lol
fts what about that dude that got a whole drill in the head?
I have watched this video for the past 4 years at least 15 times and it still hits just the same so good
That’s quite nice THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER
(Sorry for all the pubescent voice cracks, ya boy was feelin a lil under the weather during recording)
Sam O'Nella Academy hope u get well soon
Oopsie sorry about that sammy man
not a problem mr guy
sam with all due respect please never refer to yourself as “ya boy” again
I want a recording of you saying the elephants went HUA at my wedding and funeral
It was hot
can we take a minute to just look at the hyena's he drew, i mean just look at the detail, the absolute incredible penwork, truly a 10/10
Agreed, I also love the hyper realistic Iions
@@liucijalukosiute7031 Then there's that dog
Also his stick figures look like people and not like the abominations I get when I draw stick people
Wtf are they? They dont even have the shape of a hyena.
@@imherebecauseihateyourguts8122 Welcome to *T h e A c a d e m y*
also interesting is that Phineas gage had a fungus growing in his skull on his brain opening the top of the skull. he fell in a comatose state but even survived this incident. It's crazy to think about
Man that Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan, the One True God bit really aged well 😂
Phineas Gage’s brain is the living example of internet explorer. Took it about a decade to do what it was supposed to.
Alright, have the blue thumb and go.
i almost died reading this, no joking
Death : you are dead now
Gabe: no
Death: please
Gabe: *years later* ok
death: thank
Ignotus : hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahqhahhqhqhqh cant find me(from Harry Potter)
Pyre Squire
GAGE*
Death: you are now dead
Gabe: no u
Death: *dies*
Death really wants to play Half life 3 so gaben is immortal.
i swear, sam is the only dude that actually makes
learning about history funny and fun
3:46 I love how Sam made a full on conversation idk I just think it’s hilarious
I was today years old when I learned that the opposite of "fragile wimp" is "agile pimp."
That's the deepest thing ive ever fucking heard man...
@@mantvydascepas1912 And "the most fun guy at the party" award goes to....
@@mantvydascepas1912 You are asking me who the award goes to and you call me a dumbass? lol
@@mantvydascepas1912 Sure thing, bud
@@mantvydascepas1912 Make me, lol
“All smeared with blood, and
*T H O T J U I C E* “
Also the sheer amount of idiots trying to correct me in the replies is the cherry on this shit sundae
*no*
MR.President yes
@@tianowilliams6253 no
@@suzannewalsh3341 yes
Icon of sin no
Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan aged better than we could've ever imagined
I swear, your videos are the only ones that I have to turn down the volume at certain points in the video, and I love it.
Honestly the 3rd one was an anticlimax
I expected something like the plane went through his head
For the plane to be able to pierce through his head without also being smaller than his head (which making a plane smaller than someone's head is an accomplishment all and in of itself), if a normal plane were to be able to go through his head while also being smaller, his extremely inflated head would have caused him to die anyways so uhh....
Top Qot yeah uhhhhhh can you stfu
Top Qot r/whooosh
He survived a plane crash and over a day alone in the wild. I think he had enough.
AAh!
“He did lose a bit of his mind, which caused him to lose his mind a bit.”
I hate you so much.
poor sam, to be hated by an entire state
Mr No Buddies all 5.6 million of me.
@@yoshikagekira4471 Its MR.No Bodies
“Shiva gautama Chrischan the one true god” SO THIS IS WHY SAM’S GONE, was trading your life for a gift of prophecy REALLY WORTH IT SAM?
it’s been 3 years and i only now get the “Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan” joke
"While the accident didn't kill him, the hundreds lf thousand of dollars of medical bills and rehabilitation probably did"
Guten Abend, Everyone!
(Guten Abend!)
We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY!
(Changeover Day?!)
Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English.
(Auf Wiedersehen!)
So Get on board, or GET OUT!
Change Over Day
Make sure you know the date
After the fourth of July
Be careful what you say
Change over day
for the Nazi USA
We all Know that German
Is much better anyway
T, H, and E
Is silly, can't you see?
Der, Die, und Das,
Defined language can be Spaß!
German is more accurate
With what you want to say
We all know that English
Is confusing anyway
Change over day
Make sure you know the date
After the fourth of July
Be careful what you say
Change over day
for the Nazi USA
We all know that German
Is much better anyway
Fußbodenschleifmaschinenverleih
Big words are not a problem
You don't even have to try!
Complex names and phrases
Are much easier to say
And we all know that German
Is much better anyway
Change over day
Make sure you know the date
After the fourth of July
Be careful what you say
Change over day
for the Nazi USA
We all know that German
is much better anyway
Okay, Everybody! Let's Practise our German! (Yay!)
Guten Tag! (Guten Tag!)
Danke schön! (Danke schön!)
Ich bin krank! (Ich bin krank!)
That's it! You're doing great!
Hilf mir! (Hilf mir!)
Wo sind die Toiletten? (Wo sind die Toiletten?)
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Wunderbar!
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Be happy that our new
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Change over day
Make sure you know the date
After the fourth of July
Be careful what you say
Change over day
for the Nazi USA
We all know that German
Is much better anyway
Change over day
Make sure you know the date
After the fourth of July
Be careful what you say
Change over day
For the Nazi USA
We all know that German
Is much better anyway
TRITZ005 no
Mujahid Syed God bless america
@@josephine1468 wha??
Thanks America!
Survival? Nah man, I use Creative mode.
Cheats enabled
HA
Boi. who's mans is this
i play on hardcore mode, gold tools only
No one's gonna talk about christ-chan? That made my day
Insane to think Chris Chan was already thinking he was God when this video was made 😂
"The elephants when 'aH' and decided to leave him alone." ~ Sam O'Nella (The next human alien man)
I laughed my ass off at this :DDDDDD
Bob's burgers reference? Tina was dressed as an elephant and said ah in the exact same way.
After this I could not hold myself XD
I know. I love that part
Sleep: exists
Sam O’Nella: I’m about to end this mans entire career
I fire at D4. Oh, I have sunk your carrier.
Fat mood
career* edit it pls it will make it a lot better
Herb Man fixed
@@mcdavidmd7765 you're obviously cheating if you knew beforehand that you've sunk his carrier. Filthy cheater.
It's so cool that your back. Hopefully there will be more.
Phineas Gage’s story is actually really interesting. We learned about him in my psychology class. He’s one of our earliest recorded pieces of evidence for localisation of brain function (certain sections of your brain perform different functions). Gage’s erratic behaviour is probably due to a damaged prefrontal cortex because that is what stops us from acting on pure impulse/instinct. It’s also most likely that Gage died from a fungal infection in his “headhole” than from the actual injury because doctors would often visit him and stick a finger into each hole and (for lack of a better word) twiddle them in the middle (the horrible hygiene of that time is probably what introduced the infection in the first place)
Nobody:
African elephants: *HÅ!!*
Honne Kivioja people said stuff though, so the “no one” part doesn’t count.
Honne Kivioja that's not how u use the "nobody" joke
M4 what do you mean?
Honne Kivioja omg I lost my shit
Møþəŕ, ęłəfãņţ ğœ hå.
He started banging on the wreckage and the elephants went:
Å
And left him alone.
Underrated comment, this somehow enhanced the joke lol
Å makes an "Oh" sound
That was the best part of the vid
Dansker gang
@@Galliut shut your *M O U T H*
Thanks for providing me with these stories it helped keep my mind off of bad things by hearing stories that are just as horrible
holy crap that lefty loosey bit really hit home for me.
I used to have so much trouble for that exact reason.
no one:
the elephants: “æügh”
More like *ªH*
the transcended sounds
5:18 æø
Translation: "Ok, then we won't rescue you ..."
*å*
"While the accident didnt ruin his life you can rest easy knowing hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills probably did"
aight imma sub to ya
Ah America
Son Of Trex should of had insurance or been safer.
@@Its-Av3rage I personally don't know if he was responsible for the circumstances of how the ladder fell. Or if he could have afforded insurance at the time.
TacitIron Hav then he took a risk.
920th like
Bro gave a piece of his mind fr
Christ-Chan killed me
Me :*saying goodnight to everyone
Samonella: hey kids wanna hear a story
Me welp there goes my sleep
Yeah basicly
Thegame .Dev 6:09 I cut it off at the advertisement
It's 7 minutes
"In blatant disregard for OSHA regulations"
Machinist here, that literally almost made me shoot my soda out my nose. Earned a new sub, keep up the good work.
D Fiala as an hvac student who just completed osha 10, I couldn’t relate more
Auto body tech student reporting in
Normie here, can't get joke
Actual construction tradesmen. OSHA only matters when those high vis bitches are around. It sucks because some of it is important but it’s almost universally ignored.
graphic design student here
I had to get a glass of water because i got dehydrated from laughing too hard and uncontrollably at the Scared elephants' quick "AH!" for ten minutes straight.
This video taught me a lot
Like the fact that Sam is 15 inches tall
“No, rhino must die.”
-Fate
Nicholas Bender *in African accent for some reason*
@@modestseagull193 it happened in africa....
That lefty loosey conversation gave me ptsd flashbacks of my dad yelling at me and me being confused. "But dad that is left, it's a circle"
Haha exactly the same for me too!
top-left or bottom-left would avoid this problem and its just one more word
It’s not the thing but your hands that you grab onto and twist your hands to the left or right
God damn this hits so close
That's why I tell the fellows at the shop clockwise and counterclockwise
He is back🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“The elephants went *HA* and decided to leave him alone.”
My favorite line, ever.
"he did lose a bit of his mind, which made him lose his mind a bit..."
I like to believe that he actually did that on purpose since the topic is about him losing parts of his brain so it affected his mind but most likely it's a mistake in his script
@@Deadshot-xw2uf Nah thats definitely part of the joke.
@@Deadshot-xw2uf it's ... A ... Joke ........
5:18 leaving this here as a personal reminder to make this my text tone
H o e g h
Do it
5:19
I need to extract this as a sound file
Howwww do u doitt
When I was in first grade, a boy went through a manure spreader. (1960s be like that)
He rejoined our class later and had no problems, just some groovy scars.
Another nightmare I am still stunned by were the Shackleton Endurance survivors.
3:52 this sequence. I’ve never felt so validated in my entire life
This is why creative mode is better than survival mode