r/Amithedevil My Boyfriend Won't Give Me $30,000/year!

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  • čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
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    0:00 Intro
    0:50 Cheater
    3:06 WW3
    4:59 High rent
    9:18 Manipulated
    10:44 Open it up
    12:01 Post history
    13:56 Cheaters judgement
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0
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  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart Před 4 měsíci +1031

    Fundamentalist Christians pretty much always oppose divorce. So just imagine what it means if even fundamentalists support the divorce.

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal Před 4 měsíci +45

      I think he could be lying just to get people on his side

    • @VicGeorge2K6
      @VicGeorge2K6 Před 4 měsíci

      Divorce is permissible if one of the partners commits sexual immorality, according to Christian teaching

    • @NovaGirl8
      @NovaGirl8 Před 4 měsíci +73

      Yeah. They would usually gaslight or manipulate the wronged party into staying so OPs parents are actually pretty stand-up people regarding their adulterous son

    • @survivedandthriving
      @survivedandthriving Před 4 měsíci +36

      That's what I was thinking.
      I remember arguing with some of the fundamentalists in my extended family about people 'being allowed' to leave marriages where their partners were abusing them. Nope, the fundies argued 'it's God's will for them to be together, and for the abused spouse to endure, stop doing things that cause the abuse, and hope the other person changes'.
      And they wonder why I want nothing to do with them nor their religion...

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Před 4 měsíci +33

      > "We think marriage shouldn't ever be something you can just back out of!"
      [Their son is a cheater]
      > "Okay, now we get why divorce is a thing now. Yikes." 😮

  • @maxsupernova
    @maxsupernova Před 4 měsíci +1184

    "I'm someone who differs in that I like the luxury."
    That red flag is made of only the finest silk!

    • @hitmonkey2984
      @hitmonkey2984 Před 4 měsíci +65

      On a pole of rich mahogany

    • @wheezer-the-weezer
      @wheezer-the-weezer Před 4 měsíci +55

      and wielded by a skillfully, privately trained flagbearer

    • @DaBaseBallZ
      @DaBaseBallZ Před 4 měsíci +31

      In a city of only the finest air,ground,sky and buildings

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Před 4 měsíci +6

      I don't think so. Wanting to live a better then middle class life is fine! As long as you aren't taking advantage of people for their money

    • @hitmonkey2984
      @hitmonkey2984 Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@Milk-ck1wv I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

  • @lukahumar1371
    @lukahumar1371 Před 4 měsíci +992

    Story 3: He's not being cheap, he's being responsible, what the... Good for him on ending it, honestly, that woman would've financially ruined him.

    • @scpfoundation8376
      @scpfoundation8376 Před 4 měsíci +45

      Nothing wrong with being cheap. The irony of all this is that the ones with no money spend every time they have on stuff they can’t afford.

    • @FerroequinologistofColorado
      @FerroequinologistofColorado Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@scpfoundation8376 yeah. Exactly

    • @AWholeBeew
      @AWholeBeew Před 4 měsíci +32

      Yeah, good for him. Nothing good comes from the Wish version of a Kardashian.

    • @djs2182
      @djs2182 Před 4 měsíci +21

      Exactly, he’s not being cheap, he’s responsibly living within his means while being extremely generous to someone he unfortunately loves

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 Před 4 měsíci

      she is the definition of "money dumb" and what a shameless gold digger, she isn't even good at hiding her intentions she just ask for money blatantly, i feel bad for the guy

  • @danielbrant6740
    @danielbrant6740 Před 4 měsíci +76

    This entire subreddit can be summarized by Todd Chavez:
    _"You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!"_

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik Před 4 měsíci +349

    The irony of the WW3 question is that women can join the military too, so he might be wishing for something that makes the dating pool worse.

    • @ghanttchart2851
      @ghanttchart2851 Před 4 měsíci

      It kinda reminds me of a 4chan post of a guy wanting WW3 to break out so they could engage in “legally sanctioned forced passionate hugging” with foreign women.
      One person responded.
      “Dude, all pussycats are foreign to guys like you.”

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier Před 4 měsíci +61

      Not to mention that he doesn't seem to consider that he might be among the casualties.

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Před 4 měsíci +1

      The real problem is that if WW3 happened, we'd all be dead. The few survivors then have to contend with the literal nuclear fallout and radiation. Then, only THEN, after considering the fallout, initial desperate riots, murders and worse, do you look upon the world at large and go "welcome to hell, I hope you and the remaining humans can reproduce and fix THIS awful situation, because ohhhhh God..."

    • @jennbuchanan8694
      @jennbuchanan8694 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Especially if the women draft thing goes through.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@YourXavier yeah, both WW1 and WW2 had drafts and he, a presumedly healthy male, would surely get drafted too. at which point his chance of dying and making the dating pool "better" increases.

  • @XerXens
    @XerXens Před 4 měsíci +211

    I'm liking this subreddit so far. You can even feel the delusion from some of these people.
    Story 1: I wouldn't take you back too, cheating 3 times in 8 months? You're only sad you lost your back up plan.
    Story 4: Depression doesn't make you cheat, that's just a pathetic way to excuse your behaviour.

    • @eric98292
      @eric98292 Před 4 měsíci +8

      I'm really glad he explained it too. Otherwise, I'd be wondering why the hell someone would intentionally post to Am I The Devil lol

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu Před 4 měsíci +9

      In Story 4, not to mention clinical depression tends to lower the libido extremely. I think he just wasn't happy with his life, and instead of working on that with his wife, he decided he'd have some fun elsewhere.

    • @Justuravfrogmom
      @Justuravfrogmom Před 4 měsíci +2

      It's not even just the story, sometimes, it's the way Dabney tells it! .....My favorites are the ones where he admonishes someone and then says "well then YOU do it" for instance; family and friends get mad at an OP for kicking someone out or not taking someone in.

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I’m liking it as well! The delusion is strong with the posters! 😂😂

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 Před 4 měsíci

      It's a lot higher a percentage of irresponsible/immoral OP's than Rslash's usual post.

  • @jeffreymadl3551
    @jeffreymadl3551 Před 4 měsíci +65

    Last story, with the cheater: he actually said to his ex-wife Amanda that she shouldn't date because she will, "find someone who loves you the way I love Marie." The guy is completely oblivious

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Uhh wait say that again?

    • @jeffreymadl3551
      @jeffreymadl3551 Před 4 měsíci +11

      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 that is the correct response! In his conversation with his ex-wife (BTW this was many convos over a LONG period of time), he said she shouldn't date while she still loves him because one day she will find the kind of love he has with Marie. Marie, the woman he left his wife for! There's a whole BORU about how out of touch this guy is

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Před 4 měsíci +4

      so she shouldn't date because she might find someone who loves her enough to leave a loving marriage?

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@jeffreymadl3551And who cheated on him...

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@jeffreymadl3551 I’m afraid I am also out of touch because I don’t know what a BORU is

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff Před 4 měsíci +175

    “I’ll buy you whatever you want!”
    Whenever a cheater says something like that, I just hear Dr. Evil in my head; “Scott…you just don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.”

  • @d.phantomfan1216
    @d.phantomfan1216 Před 4 měsíci +304

    Story 1: I don't even believe the first time is ever a mistake, you don't accidentally slipped fall somehow managed to rip both your clothes and stick it in. Three times is an ongoing affair that he had during his wife pregnancy and while she was giving childbirth, like seriously f*** you, she doesn't want to be around you and I can't blame her leave her alone.

    • @goldenfangryushenron
      @goldenfangryushenron Před 4 měsíci +38

      Exactly. Cheating is a CHOICE, not a mistake like so many people say. I'm sick of it being treated as such.

    • @horvslvpercal5134
      @horvslvpercal5134 Před 4 měsíci +13

      What do you mean that the h (the Japanese p-word) aren't like reality?
      I'm really astonished that my life has always been a lie
      (Sarcasm, btw, because I know there will be someone that will read it literally for some reason)

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@goldenfangryushenronMore than that. It’s a _series_ of _deliberate choices_ that leads to “the act.”

    • @demondogmom7221
      @demondogmom7221 Před 4 měsíci

      My boyfriend "accidentally" cheated on me. I listened to his entire excuse. When he was done, I told him that I was sorry his penis detached itself while he was sleeping and had sex with someone else. However, cheating was a full stop for me and I wished him the best of luck with his self-cheating penis.

    • @goldenfangryushenron
      @goldenfangryushenron Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@RepellentJeff True.

  • @MasteringMason
    @MasteringMason Před 4 měsíci +156

    The last story had a prologue:
    He basically told the story about how the woman he cheated with, left him for another man and how he's sad and misses his Ex.

    • @GeekishLexi
      @GeekishLexi Před 4 měsíci +22

      This. The context from OP's posts before this one adds so much context that makes it worse.

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Před 4 měsíci

      Dudes just a walking talking pile of rot in general, he loves his daughter oh so much, but the mf moved far away from his kid and is enjoying the sights of his new state while looking to buy a car and a dog to treat himself

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Před 4 měsíci +24

      He also moved far away from his kid, and is buying a car and a dog to treat himself

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu Před 4 měsíci +10

      To be fair to the OP, he said he didn't cheat and he left Amanda as soon as he realised he had feelings for Marie, but he still manages to make himself seem like an absolutely terrible person.

    • @ElleD308
      @ElleD308 Před 4 měsíci +9

      I think the wife is an idot. You don't give a man like that power.... if he asks do you still love me? Even if you do and it hurts you laugh and say...no. why would I?
      Why on earth is she giving him the power to upkeep using her

  • @TomDarkwulf87
    @TomDarkwulf87 Před 4 měsíci +157

    The last story, being mad at the person YOU DIVORCED for going on a date long after the fact is absolutely wild!

    • @Bealsie.Boi.713
      @Bealsie.Boi.713 Před 4 měsíci

      That's narcissism for you!

    • @royal-wolf
      @royal-wolf Před 4 měsíci +2

      My uncle's ex-wife is like that. She tried to poison their kids to him but once they went off to college, something she absolutely tried to stop, they realized what their mother was doing. It's been 10+ Years and she still rages at any happiness he has

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 Před 4 měsíci +60

    I've said it before, and I'll stay it again: There is no worse cheater than one who cheats on his pregnant or newly postpartum life. She put her life on the line to bring YOUR BABY jnto this world, and you repay her with betrayal? How fucking DARE you.
    The only thing closer is someone who cheats on their terminal cancer patient partner.

  • @silverselkie1692
    @silverselkie1692 Před 4 měsíci +149

    Everyone's talking about him being back on schedule. I'm just excited he finally started working on amithedevil

    • @bruhnniebruh
      @bruhnniebruh Před 4 měsíci +10

      Dude same. Love AITA but it's everywhere all the time now.

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Saame! Love these new subreddit stories!
      I actually didn't mind the change of time, because it is 14:00 CES here... so the middle of the day... :(

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@shersmk90 Exactly, during winter time he uploads at 15 o' clock. But apparently some people thought he was off time recently. Maybe the US has the time change earlier? I don't know. He uploaded an hour earlier today, so I guess the clocks are in summertime now. But this new sub is wild. Some people are just insane, I guess.

    • @alicedalexandrite
      @alicedalexandrite Před 4 měsíci

      He's not even on schedule for Europe because our DST starts a bit later XD

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 Před 4 měsíci

      @@alicedalexandrite true

  • @EP05
    @EP05 Před 4 měsíci +960

    IT’S BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 4 měsíci +241

    Boyfriend: "I would work with you, but you are taking advantage of me!"
    OP: **Gasp** "HOOOOW DARE YOU!!"
    How dare he? How dare YOU take advantage of him and be a spoiled brat? You are delusional, OP.

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 Před 4 měsíci +13

      She likely got offended about being called out for taking advantage of him

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Před 4 měsíci +10

      "Drat. There goes my mon- er... there goes my boyfriend..." 😢

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Před 4 měsíci +5

      If you can't afford luxurious things, you don't deserve luxurious things, it's that simple, and OP either lied about how much rent was, or she's pocketing $850 that her (hopefully ex) boyfriend gave her each month

  • @balazsfoldes4700
    @balazsfoldes4700 Před 4 měsíci +15

    Story 1: It's almost as if cheaters have a "Universal cheater's basic excuses 101" handbook that they read these lines from.
    "It didn't mean anything"
    "It was just a mistake"
    "I swear I'll make it up to you"

    • @lucariodx8344
      @lucariodx8344 Před 19 dny

      I know. And his excuse was "she was there" like bruh you cheated 3 times and she's done and won't talk to you!!!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 4 měsíci +50

    Ooh, I love this subreddit.
    Story 3: Yeah, OP is so spoiled that she is literally isn't even paying for everything she wants. They should break up so the dude can find a much more decent person than OP.
    (Not) Sorry that what she wants is unrealistic. Not everyone can have all the luxury they want

  • @Clyde-S-Wilcox
    @Clyde-S-Wilcox Před 4 měsíci +49

    Story 3: I don't think she's pocketing the difference, I think he's also contributing to some bills.

    • @VictoriaMullakandova
      @VictoriaMullakandova Před 4 měsíci +7

      Yeah she’s so bratty that she’s underestimating all the other help he gives her

    • @Clyde-S-Wilcox
      @Clyde-S-Wilcox Před 4 měsíci +7

      @VictoriaMullakandova I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he's supporting her in plenty of other ways. Guy needs to get out of there. It's one thing to pay your partner's way, but staying with soneone who makes major life decisions without consulting you is idiotic. Especially given the entitled attitude she displays.

    • @tetsustryker4798
      @tetsustryker4798 Před 4 měsíci

      You are correct, dabney just doesn't listen to what he's reading

  • @dustbunny6126
    @dustbunny6126 Před 4 měsíci +103

    “I used to ride for Uber…..somehow one way or another the conversation would always lead to….”
    Oh he was totally that one Uber driver we’ve all had, that despite making his passengers uncomfortable, spouts his unprompted opinions.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Před 4 měsíci +6

      Right! You just nod and smile because you don't want to piss off your driver while he is driving and has your life in his hands. It didn't go there because "somehow one way or another the conversation would always lead to…" it only lead there because it is all he thinks about so he can turn any conversation into what he believes are facts and then spew those "facts" to unwilling passengers. (or maybe they agreed their uber driver should go to war and not drive cars anymore./S)

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Před 3 měsíci

      Well, the last Uber driver I had was a Ukrainian and this was shortly after the Russian invasion. Dude wouldn't shut up but that's OK because he was absolutely hilarious and even knew the perfect solution to my transportation problem (rental car I reserved and PAID for months in advance was not available and no other rental agencies had anything). That dude got a very good review and a big tip.

  • @d.phantomfan1216
    @d.phantomfan1216 Před 4 měsíci +51

    Story 4: she didn't make a vow to be faithful and loyal jackass, you're not the only person in the world with depression and you don't see all of them cheating or trying to use it as an excuse. If your wife decide to leave you you do not get to be upset.

  • @d.phantomfan1216
    @d.phantomfan1216 Před 4 měsíci +43

    Last story: you cheated left and got remarried with your mistress but your ex can't go out on dates? God there's a lot of scumbags on here.
    Honestly sometimes I think people like that should be studied. Like how is it possible for someone to live in such a delusion to the point they block out everyone to this level.

  • @davebrooks69
    @davebrooks69 Před 4 měsíci +16

    "This guy wants to have his cake, and cheat on his cake with other cakes..." Genius!

  • @MrDoverfield
    @MrDoverfield Před 4 měsíci +35

    9:20 the whiney voice you gave the Cheating OP makes it x10000 funnier

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Story 5: I wanted to know how the wife was jealous, but then it turned out she was just upset that OP forced the marriage open. Sounded like he just wanted to screw other people and got mad that not only did he not get what he wanted, but the wife got tired of this and revealed what OP was doing and it lead to a divorce.
    And yeah, it should stay that way, the now ex-wife deserves better, because OP is throwing a childish tantrum over the the consequences of his actions

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu Před 4 měsíci +2

      I haven't seen it with anyone I know personally (fortunately) but I hate when one spouse says "we need to open the marriage or divorce." If you seriously just don't think you can handle monogamy, then you sit your partner down, explain your feelings, and then let THEM talk. Imo anyway.

    • @AxelGunshin
      @AxelGunshin Před 4 měsíci +2

      Plot twist that RSlash didn’t find. OOP was a wifebeater and that is why his parents are telling her to not take him back. They are legit looking out for their DiL in the best way they can

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ Před 4 měsíci +23

    Story 5:"i had to open it" "I Had To Open It" "I HAD TO OPEN IT"
    OP,WHAT CRACK ARE YOU SMOKING?!?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnivamhagatun
    @sunnivamhagatun Před 4 měsíci +10

    there are tons of people out there who struggle with depression, severe depression even, who would never cheat on their partner. bro you didn’t cheat out of depression, you did it because you’re a bad person.

  • @d.phantomfan1216
    @d.phantomfan1216 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Story 2: dode just because you suck at finding girl to want to date you does not mean the answer is war, no one is thinking about sex during war.

    • @StephaneTheard
      @StephaneTheard Před 4 měsíci +1

      The amount of people who will say our generation sucks and then point to WW2 as an example of a “great generation” is baffling to me.
      Like you are really going to say the generation that went through a war that killed 60 million people is better than our generation since we are always using our phones and we allow gay people to exist.
      This reminds me of the book “all quiet on the western front”, which is about young German soldiers who thought fighting in the war was romantic and they would come back with a wife, but they end up actually trying to reintegrate into society and finds it difficult to communicate with other people.

  • @eeriecode1628
    @eeriecode1628 Před 4 měsíci +11

    I swear, for every single one of these stories I keep waiting for someone to play a sad song on the world's smallest violin whenever they complain about how _it's not faaaaair_ ...

  • @skullyking
    @skullyking Před 4 měsíci +10

    PLEASE keep doing this subreddit! You were really getting into the story telling of these stories. I love it!

  • @ericadventures5045
    @ericadventures5045 Před 4 měsíci +7

    I think the dad was joking about "your generation needs a war" yet the guy took it to heart

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar Před 4 měsíci +8

    Last story: ahhh... I'll never get tired of the delicious karmic justice of a cheater being cheated on by their AP.
    Let the dude cry. His ego is just wounded because he's realizing how insignificant and replaceable he is.

  • @HeoBaby24
    @HeoBaby24 Před 4 měsíci +6

    last story
    that story op said that he left his wife after "falling in love" with his second wife.
    and that he he was so in love he moved across the country away from his ex and daughter.
    after 2ex cheated and left him and hom finding out his his first ex was trying to move on
    he was so self centered that he said "one day you'll find someone you'll truly love like i did with my second ex wife"
    basically telling her "I didn't love like i did with my last wife"

  • @maxsupernova
    @maxsupernova Před 4 měsíci +24

    This subreddit is a lot of fun, precisely because you know going in just how awful the OPs are. And yeah, some of these people are truly reprehensible.

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Před 4 měsíci +8

    "Poor guy. He's so stressed out he hasn't even had a chance to dRiNk HiS cOfFeE."
    😂

  • @bboops23
    @bboops23 Před 4 měsíci +4

    8:22 I will say, I once applied for a bartending job at an upscale burlesque club. We're talking the kind of place celebrities go. I got through two rounds of interviews and didn't make it to the third, but the tips at this place were regularly in the hundreds a night. One of the girls who worked there told me she made an average of $1000 a night, but that she only ever got 3-4 nights a week and that newer bartenders would get 1-2 nights till they established themselves. With the base salary in 2015, this was still December money. But, this place was the outlier. It was not like every bar in NYC was pulling a thousand dollars a night. Mind you any bartender could be making $400-800 easily in the city. A few bars in the wall street area would regularly mention that you could be earning $1200+ a night on weekdays. And a bartender at a club could easily be making well over a thousand on weekends. But you have to remember because those tips were often cash you had to declare them on your income to actually qualify for a nice apartment. The smart thing to do was to declare most of your nights, pay taxes quarterly and pocket one night a week of cash income, usually your most middle earning night each week or even just a portion of your cash tips each week. If you don't put that portion in the bank and spend the money on food, you can live very comfortably. My guess is that she probably made good money to even qualify for the apartment, but that doesn't mean she made great money. If she was smart she would have gotten a cheaper apartment and declared slightly less cash tips on her taxes. Is it tax fraud, yes. But also tipped employees are already underpaid. The fact that you can have so much disparity on how much you make as a tipped employee is disturbing.

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 Před 4 měsíci +8

    That last one, that last one just makes me think, "Is everyone who cheats an idiot?"

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k Před 3 měsíci +1

      Nope, that's just a Survivorship Bias, because the less intelligent the cheater, the more it's likely they get caught.

  • @Aleksa1185
    @Aleksa1185 Před 4 měsíci +6

    The guy from story 2 is delusional. The "war" is just a word for him, as well as probably for his dad. People who saw the war have deep lifelong psychological trauma and severe depression that they have to cope with on their own. People who saw the war are messed up in all kinds of way. And I know it from my own experience because I was in Ukraine when the war started and had to spend one month in the basement with my 3 year old daughter before we were able to escape. This is horrible statement that this generation in the US needs a war. NOBODY needs it. What new generations need is responsible parents who raise kids to be responsible, ambitious, hardworking, kind and honest human beings. The war won't change people to the better. The war messes them up it a worse way possible. It breaks the heart. It desensitizes person and makes them less empathetic to others. Do not ever wish war on anybody, especially on your own children, OP's dad is freaking nuts.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Před 4 měsíci +12

    "A lot of women will pretend to like you for money"
    Bruh I legit thought he meant "they will pretend to only care about your money, but really they want a relationship" 🤣
    But really, does this guy not understand that the whole reason you date overseas is BECAUSE of the money?!
    Also, actual fundamentalist Christian W?!
    Wow. Don't see that very often ^^ Legit though, good on them.

  • @shadowmewfred09
    @shadowmewfred09 Před 4 měsíci +18

    Story 3: "I was angry at him accusing me of trying to take advantage of him"..... girl..... you lie about your rent so he would pay you more, you refuse to work with him because you want the "high life" and you resign a lease behind his back then get mad at him when he calls you out on it? Lady it's not an accusation it's the truth you ARE taking advantage of him.

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher Před 4 měsíci +10

    The last story
    Bro that's only ONE part of the fuckery. He's one of those "I want everyone to wrap their lives around me" people like the other dude in the story before him

  • @cricketwastaken
    @cricketwastaken Před 4 měsíci +67

    rslash vs daylights saving arc has ended ?

  • @BennyLlama
    @BennyLlama Před 4 měsíci +39

    And now back to our regularly scheduled programming

  • @ddthebreadslayer793
    @ddthebreadslayer793 Před 4 měsíci +4

    "We need a war!"
    As a german, I have a few concerns...

  • @Reddit_smoke
    @Reddit_smoke Před 4 měsíci +112

    Rslash either fixed the upload difference or he has finished his vacations.

    • @k.c.8662
      @k.c.8662 Před 4 měsíci +18

      Given the sound quality I'm thinking he's back from China.

    • @EiShatMaiSelf
      @EiShatMaiSelf Před 4 měsíci +3

      This is early, right?

    • @sethwilson6380
      @sethwilson6380 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@EiShatMaiSelfhe usually uploads around 8 cst

    • @GreatQuestionFran
      @GreatQuestionFran Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@sethwilson6380 It could be because of Daylight savings. It happens differently for each country. In the USA it happened on the 10th, but I know from experience in Europe it happens weeks later. So China must've been different.

    • @IbishuCovet
      @IbishuCovet Před 4 měsíci +1

      can confirm, in germany its gonna be on the 31st, so 21 days apart from the US@@GreatQuestionFran

  • @Cytoplasm_
    @Cytoplasm_ Před 4 měsíci +30

    Ahh nice Rslash finally figured out DST lol

    • @oil_painted_dessert
      @oil_painted_dessert Před 4 měsíci +8

      I think he was in China and auto-uploading/unable to change it until he got back

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier Před 4 měsíci +3

    Story 2: Brave of OP to admit that the only way he can compete is if the other guy is literally dead.

  • @djs2182
    @djs2182 Před 4 měsíci +4

    15:04 I love rSlash acting unhinged

  • @Mx-rr3qm
    @Mx-rr3qm Před 4 měsíci +7

    The OP in the last story lacks situational awareness ..😂😂😂... He's 1st wife is explaining the pain he caused and he's trying to sound understanding by focusing on his personal pain caused by the same woman that hurt his 1st wife???.. wow😂

  • @unknowngamer37415
    @unknowngamer37415 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Last story - holy cow that guy is delusional.😂 I can cheat all I want but after the divorce when we're separated, none of my exes are ever allowed to date again.😂 There's possessive and then there's this guy.

  • @SMLYTPMovies
    @SMLYTPMovies Před 4 měsíci +13

    As much as these stories can be super juicy, I think that having this much negativity can be too much, especially for people that are watching this super early in the morning. It might be best to just stick with Am I The Butthole and AmIwrong. But that's just my two cents. Love your videos regardless Dabney!

  • @holyfreakinBLEACH
    @holyfreakinBLEACH Před 4 měsíci +2

    wooow there is nothing more cathartic than listening to total AHs confidently tell a story where they are so clearly in the wrong lmao. great sub, hope you do more videos from it!

  • @ghostgirl7089
    @ghostgirl7089 Před 4 měsíci +5

    That 7th story has like multiple insane updates, dudes so delusional

  • @Service_Member
    @Service_Member Před 4 měsíci +48

    The second story feels more like a philosophical question to me, rather than him actually wanting a war to happen.

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah, I think it may make men better and give everyone a better appreciation for things but to wish for a war is wrong. The saying goes “Hard times create good men, good men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times.” I find that to be accurate and unfortunately we are heading into the weak men and hard times transition in my opinion. The weak men are now adults and times are getting hard.

    • @amalieshelby
      @amalieshelby Před 4 měsíci

      Thank you! I hate when people twist words

    • @Erika.Jupiter
      @Erika.Jupiter Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@bullshark3771
      No words were twisted. The way that man-child spoke already showcased how he's just pissed that he can't get laid, agreeing with his disgusting father.

    • @TheOneZoot
      @TheOneZoot Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@bullshark3771came here to say this, war has a huge negative impact but usually shows strong upward curves in birth rates post war.

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 Před 4 měsíci +7

      maybe, but you dont need war to change perspective, a lot of common occurrences in life that don't involve the perspective of dying can do that, from a sickness to simply find a person to talk to, it depends, and i'm pretty sure that a lot of people in wars kill themselves, i think "war" was the incorrect approach.
      besides, dating is the minor of things that you think when you are going to die, like, you maybe feel like dating but a lot of those times of desperation causes rushed decisions, you may find someone who you don't want to spend your life with in other circumstances but the chance of you passing on alone is too much to bare.
      its a werid philosophical reasoning

  • @peterchung2262
    @peterchung2262 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I'm glad Amithedevil isn't just AITA, just renamed on CZcams to obey guidelines

  • @twentysomethingstitcher121
    @twentysomethingstitcher121 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m so happy rslash is covering “am I the devil” but I’m also loving how he’s reading some of these stories. Pls do more of this subreddit, Dabney!!

  • @hunterpierce7350
    @hunterpierce7350 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Story one. At least op won't cheat on his next girlfriend

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess Před 4 měsíci +8

    We don't need a war. We just need affordable living and appropriate wages for our current economy.

  • @GBunnyG
    @GBunnyG Před 4 měsíci +10

    Story 2: He would definitely not survive the war.

    • @unknowngamer37415
      @unknowngamer37415 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I don't think he planned to be involved. He plans to just sit at home and wait for "the competition to be eliminated"😂

  • @aidanlamer6370
    @aidanlamer6370 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I've been hoping to see am I the devil and rslashes takes and rants on these posts. Happy to see!

  • @DawnFire05
    @DawnFire05 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I absolutely love how theatrical Dabney got with his reading on the last story 😂

  • @alicerose5488
    @alicerose5488 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I love Rslash’s energy on this subreddit

  • @Spongeboyking
    @Spongeboyking Před 4 měsíci +35

    Story 2 : why would you wish for a war that could possibly kill billions or trillions of people? That everyone would fear but you more worry about dating people. I don’t see why your priorities is on that

    • @curtisclewett5249
      @curtisclewett5249 Před 4 měsíci +17

      how trillions? only 8billion people on earth

    • @royalbluegaming7763
      @royalbluegaming7763 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@curtisclewett5249 probably meant millions and billions

    • @sunixjester
      @sunixjester Před 4 měsíci +5

      Something tells me the OP would be a jodie, during said war.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Domething akin to this has happened in the past. France lost a huge percentage of men in their prime in WWI, and then again in WWII. Similar with Germany, Russia and Japan. Suddenly far more women than men. It took decades to recover from this. I would think those younger guys going back home after the war had their choice of women to marry. War is always devastating, and can have some surprising effects on population.

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@lancerevell5979But that took place at a time when women almost had to marry. They don't today. The effect could be a whole generation of women choosing to just have IVF children and a pile of men going "wait, what just happened?"

  • @emilybrinegar7011
    @emilybrinegar7011 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I want more from this subreddit for no other reason than the amount of sass from RSlash is just too good 😂

  • @milja476
    @milja476 Před 4 měsíci

    I love that you are reading this subreddit! I discovered it a bit ago and thought it would be so great to hear you read them. Love hearing about awful humans.

  • @madeline6951
    @madeline6951 Před 4 měsíci +7

    As a Ukrainian, the ww3 guy really needs a therapist, jesus

  • @endernightblade1958
    @endernightblade1958 Před 4 měsíci +5

    story 1: OP made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement

  • @HeoBaby24
    @HeoBaby24 Před 4 měsíci +2

    open relationship story
    i believe the wife made a post or the brother who said op was lying and that not only lying but that he was starting to turn abusive
    saying that she didn't even agree with it and that he just told her "ill do it anyway" and basically started cheating on her.

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu Před 4 měsíci

      Yuck, no wonder the parents don't want her to go back to their son.

    • @HeoBaby24
      @HeoBaby24 Před 4 měsíci

      @@errantwinds-up8uu seriously i believe she came to his parents ans told them he started hitting her
      and in other post of kept using the argument of "she agreed to it so it's okay they need to stop meddling" when that's not even the case

  • @sunshineash7322
    @sunshineash7322 Před 4 měsíci

    Definitely keep up with this subreddit! Loved these stories and your narrative skills reading them 😂😂😂

  • @oil_painted_dessert
    @oil_painted_dessert Před 4 měsíci +11

    Y’all lay off the schedule. We’re all glad it’s back but he has been traveling internationally

  • @jamesdorpinghaus3294
    @jamesdorpinghaus3294 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Strong men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make hard times, hard times make strong men." - G. Michael Hopf

    • @HackiePuffs
      @HackiePuffs Před 4 měsíci +1

      It all comes full circle baby ⭕️

  • @Dope-Bomb
    @Dope-Bomb Před 4 měsíci +1

    This reddit is a nice change of pace keep it up! I laughed at the “only man on earth” joke did not expect that to be hilarious

  • @chemistcraft3007
    @chemistcraft3007 Před 4 měsíci

    Just came from the podcast side of things to say this is probably one of my favorite subreddits you've covered - please keep these coming!

  • @Intruder63
    @Intruder63 Před 4 měsíci +4

    You should do devil scores this subreddit is amazing

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Your generation really needs a war"
    So I've just been imagining that we were in multiple wars from 2002-2021 and are now trillions in debt?

  • @wolfcrossing2010
    @wolfcrossing2010 Před 4 měsíci

    I am glad this subreddit exists. Also it seemed like Rslash genuinely had fun with this one

  • @0Adnin
    @0Adnin Před 4 měsíci +1

    I am happy for that one person who has been asking r/Amithedevil for so long.
    You go, man !

  • @cyberinsecuregaming2890
    @cyberinsecuregaming2890 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Petition for rSlash to do a _/5 devil rating in the future.

  • @k.c.8662
    @k.c.8662 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Back to regular time AND a new subreddit. Happy Wednesday everyone!

  • @VicGeorge2K6
    @VicGeorge2K6 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Talk about a double standard. "It's okay if I cheat, because it's just falling in love, but if the partner cheats, then it's just cheating."

  • @FlashQuatsch
    @FlashQuatsch Před 4 měsíci +1

    Oh man, I remember that last story from another reddit video, guy also said something like "one day you'll find a man who loves you as much as I loved her(the affair partner)" and that he "didn't see it as emotional cheating"

  • @WillTw12
    @WillTw12 Před 4 měsíci +5

    HELL YEAH! (Pun intended)
    I’ve been waiting on this one for a minute

  • @maxmahoney2932
    @maxmahoney2932 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Apparently, Dabney got tired of reading wholesome stories.

  • @redditdevilsadvocate.5134
    @redditdevilsadvocate.5134 Před 4 měsíci +1

    BACK TO THE OLD UPLOAD TIME !!! I listen to rslash while I get ready for work in the morning.

  • @Roxie-Hurts-Hearts
    @Roxie-Hurts-Hearts Před 4 měsíci

    I've wanted you to cover this subreddit for SO LONG, thank you!!!

  • @vbarreiro
    @vbarreiro Před 4 měsíci +3

    Oh good! Early upload means I can listen as I start work!

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I get the impression that anyone who says "Not even if you were the last guy on earth" would embrace lesbianism rather than date the last man on earth.

    • @eileenheath1968
      @eileenheath1968 Před 4 měsíci

      There was a comic book series called "Y: The Last Man" that OP could write fan-fic about.

    • @Unnecessary_Potato
      @Unnecessary_Potato Před 4 měsíci

      Yk people can't choose to be attracted to the same sex right?

  • @TheWolfie234
    @TheWolfie234 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I expected to not be as entertained but No! I really like this subreddit. Watching these people squirm as the consequences catch up to them is sooooo great. I love it

  • @jakebishop6996
    @jakebishop6996 Před 4 měsíci

    I love this r/amithedevil. I hope that you keep doing stories from this channel

  • @clydethehobo2687
    @clydethehobo2687 Před 4 měsíci +33

    A 9AM upload?! Are you feeling alright, Dabney?

    • @kcstonemenott
      @kcstonemenott Před 4 měsíci +3

      It's 8a.m. in West Tennessee... Just like always...
      I wonder if this system malfunctioned so some of the time zones didn't get it at 8? IDK 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @SuperNintendoGameboy
      @SuperNintendoGameboy Před 4 měsíci +1

      My guess is time zone problems because he was in China during the time

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's 7am (7:12 currently) in Mountain Standard Time

    • @lucanusafrost
      @lucanusafrost Před 4 měsíci

      @@shaereub4450OMG IM IN THE SAME TIMEZONE!!

    • @jill37
      @jill37 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's just back to the way it's always been.

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I guess the old schedule fit everyone schedules better 😂

    • @shaymarie878
      @shaymarie878 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I think we’re all just accustomed to it after the years now. I very much plan my morning around his 5am upload lol..

  • @venumbra
    @venumbra Před 4 měsíci +1

    LMFAO Rslash i love your delivery when you were like "AMANDA!", it felt like you were having so much fun 😊

  • @random5622
    @random5622 Před 4 měsíci

    This subreddit is wild!! I normally just listen to your videos for reddit stuff but Im gonna start reading this subreddit because of the craziness of it!

  • @TheKitsuneOnihane
    @TheKitsuneOnihane Před 4 měsíci

    Never in my life have I said "yo, buddy!" and "my guy!" In the span of 15 minutes. Love this sub.

  • @CristinaFrank
    @CristinaFrank Před 4 měsíci

    Holy poo, RSlash! I literally almost shot hot tea out my nose when you screamed "SHADDUP!" in the last story 😂

  • @weshouldchill5694
    @weshouldchill5694 Před 4 měsíci +1

    RSlash seems like he's really enjoying this subreddit with all the voices he's using throughout the whole video lol

  • @fanofaction2364
    @fanofaction2364 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I think if Rslash starts regularly covering this he should also regularly cover a more wholesome subreddit to balance things out.

  • @skag_gully
    @skag_gully Před 4 měsíci +1

    "I was manipulated into having an affair"
    What in the reynolds pamphlet is this

  • @samorrowjohnson8114
    @samorrowjohnson8114 Před 4 měsíci

    I really like this new category. Thank you for doing these stories

  • @RekiTheRyvian
    @RekiTheRyvian Před 4 měsíci +1

    For the "I want a war to remove millions of men from the dating pool" story, he already let a small and seemingly insignificant detail slip early on. He doesn't just want men to die at war and get PTSD to "change their view of life". He wants to remove large swaths of "young" men from the dating pool. It's basically admitting that he was a VERY younger woman but they keep turning him down for men their age.

  • @meOW0131
    @meOW0131 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I just realized Dabney is no longer recording inside the toaster 😂