r/Prorevenge I Stole $300,000 From My Toxic Father
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- čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:10 My mom got 300k from my dads retirement
6:28 Beware porch pirates
7:37 Don't make my coworkers cry
12:57 Caught my ex wife cheating and she still lied
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
"I set out to find the most unbalanced, bloodthirsty psychotic who passed the BAR exam", you literally had me lol and it's even poetic.
Me too! I laughed hard and almost shot coffee out of my nose. 😂
So, hired elaine?
ooops sorry can't be elaine as she losese
Thank you . It's my story from reddit.
@@alank6553 you wrote the first story?
That 1st story, the author should be a professional writer, he's got a good style; 'a slapshot to the taint from Gretzky.' absolutely brilliant!
Yeah it was actually fun reading it
I feel for his editor if he ever does, I like to read along and as good as the story itself was it was a painful read
Edit yes I am talking about the spelling and grammar not the content
More like a slapshot from chara
@@grangesaves33 Gretzky is a 20 season, 4 Stanley Cup holding, NHL player (National Hockey League), and he was the man responsible for growing the NHL Game. And he had over 5,000 shots total. "Slapshot to the taint from Gretzky." Can be imagined as a very heavy punch.
@@jacksonbloodmoon3787 I know. Zdeno Chara has the record for hardest slap-shot, do your research before calling out a hockey player
Story 4: It's the way she likely knew about the rules in regards to divorce considering she tried to bleed him dry in order to be willing to divorce him and yet fortunately for Op but unfortunately for her, she wasn't bright enough to 1. Wait until the divorce was finalized before seeing her side piece and 2. Was stupid enough to see him in _public_ where Op could be at and catch her at _any point._
Edit: "To say my ex wife was livid is an understatement" Why? She's the one stupid enough to cheat _and_ get caught doing so. Not your fault she has little to no morals and poor planning skills.
They're always pissed when they get caught and will try to find some way of flipping the blame on the person they were cheating on
Cheaters enjoy cheating, not the consequences of getting caught.
When someone says “to say (insert whatever here) is an understatement”, they mean that it doesn’t compare to what really happened. So saying that “saying she was livid would be an understatement” means that she was so incredibly angry that livid doesn’t begin to express how angry she really was. Hope this helps!
The last story made me happy because OP not only got the divorce he deserved but made a friend that he knows is a good guy since he was willing to tell him the truth about his wife. He could have just walked away and had nothing to do with her again but he went out of his way to make things right by OP. I'm glad there are still good guys out there.
Story 2 reminds me of when the entire sanitation department went on strike in Milwaukee, and my grandmother discovered a great way to get her trash picked up. She put it in a box, gift-wrapped it, and left it in the back of her unlocked car at night. The trash was gone by morning.
I would love to see the thief's face when they opened the box😂also, smart grandma.
That is genius 😅😂
This is genius
Wow, the hotel story was by far the best one I have ever listened to! I couldn't stop smiling more each time OP said he wasn't done, he destroyed this entitled prick! Well done OP!
I wish I could do the same with my boss. one time this girl was 3 minutes late and I was 30 minutes late. He yelled at her so much that she cried, and I didn't get any of that.
I was so in shock that I didn't do anything about it. I'm no longer employed there but I still want to f him over legally.
It's probably the best one because it's fake.
@@romancatholicgameing I second that, that's the fakest shit I've ever heard
Jessica Vanel uses this story for one of her Hotel skits too.
Story 3: How did this dude expect to get away with harassing employees? There's always gonna be someone that will make sure such behavior gets punished.
Exactly.. like no matter how "tough" you are they're always someone tougher then you..
@@thetruth1816 Don't forget smarter!
@@danielbrant6740 1000% facts..
@@thetruth1816 there’s always a bigger fish out there. It’s a rule of law.
@@cardinalchaos2278 bingo
Story 4: Wow, all that lying just because the ex couldn't wait a little longer for the divorce to finalize. Well, now she lost $25K
Actually, it seems she had been cheating from before OP wanted to get a divorce.
3rd story:
Jerk: **exists**
OP: "...and I took that personally."
Story 3 : I was warned about acting like this when I was younger ( was an alcoholic a hole back in my younger days) .. I had a teacher who was also a police Sargent who always told me "no matter what you're always on camera " ..
Last story : congratulations op ex wife you played yourself..
Damn.. and here I am thinking "be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle". But I guess it's not just Christians who have to use the threat of punishment to be forced to be respectful of others 🤣
@@amandasunshine2 well ya..
@@thetruth1816 I had previously assumed that most people were good and were polite to others because it was the right thing to do. It makes me feel guilty if I hurt someone's feelings, even on accident. I just assumed everyone was born with that moral compass. I didn't realize it was like pulling teeth to get some people to show even the most basic respect. It's been a rude awakening growing up and realizing that. That's all.
@@amandasunshine2 we all grow up diffraction... I was a crazy child now I'm an injury riddled cancer surviving old guy..lol
@@thetruth1816 you seem like ya been through allot, glad ya survived cancer and best of luck to ya
"I actually ended up becoming friends with the guy that was banging my wife and we still talk today."
Why did this line make me laugh so hard? 😂
I always love stories where someone becomes good friends with the person their ex cheated with
In the first story I like it that op said they won't talk about thier father and yet still tells story about thier father and not just let the judge talk
I counter the story was about recovering an earned income for OP’s mom. Dad was more of a side character and wasn’t really discussed other than initially set up.
@@rushoflife2368 you know what good point
Their story made more sense than your comment, so I'm gonna give them a pass
Story 4: I’m just imagining the guy doing a happy dance like edgy Peter Parker in Spider-Man, just doing a dance out of the court house and to city hall.
Edgy parker ? Ah... Bully Maguire
Story 4:
Well apparently yeah, the guy was worth the $25k. The dude was such a nice guy, that he helped his girlfriend's ex to get rid of her, and became friends with him. What an upstanding man!
Last story:
Huh, this may be the ONLY instance in which the adage: "Bro's before Ho's."
Actually applies that I've ever heard. Lol
Story 3: from experience, this is exactly how hotels work behind the scenes. If you’re causing problems as a guest, EVERYONE knows your name and NO ONE is on your side. It works in the reverse too, if you’re an absolute angel, everyone will be expecting you with niceties. This is especially true for the corporate hotels like OP’s, because guest appreciation standards are really high.
My son was injured in an industrial accident and I stayed in the same hotel for the 3 months that he was hospitalized. I always tipped the housekeeping staff weekly and generously, so they were very kind to me, especially with the extra fudge, hot chocolate, coffee and hugs. The hotel would also allow me to use their small conference room for meetings with the Workman's Compensation Board (Who were kind enough to pay for the hotel), my son's doctors, therapists and me. Anything I needed they were quick to provide and it made what was a very trying time much more bearable.
The hotel story feels a little sus. It smells a lot of “and then everyone in the lobby stood up and clapped for me. then the president of the hotel promoted me to VP”
I think it’s the use of literal back-and-forth dialog between OP and the manager. Stories on this sub are presumed to be recollections, and recollections rarely have exact word-for-word dialog exchanges unless it happened earlier the same day.
It read like fanfiction
Technically we don't really know if any story on Reddit is true.
Glad I’m not the only one that was suspicious.
Everyone had the exact same reaction? The manager didn’t do the first part himself even though he most likely should have known that fact? Really? Sounds fishy.
@@_.hybrids._1680 The way OP describes him, I wouldn't expect him to be very likeable. What's so hard to believe about nobody liking some guy with a rude/hateful attitude?
In my opinion, no one who is brought into a cheating situationlike the last story should be blamed. With the exception of say a friend, family, or just has general knowledge of the actual situation, like a neighbor... I would never blame the other guy since he, himself was lied to... And I'd, assuming he didn't pursue the relationship anymore, would probably become friends with him, too... It's the ones who know the real situation and don't care that are to share in the blame... Usually they are cheating on someone as well...
Only if they know they’re the third party
I feel like they should be blamed ONLY if they knew that the person they were with was with someone else.
The porch pirate reminded me of something my MIL would say, "better to be pissed off than pissed on." She also said "I'm not slow and I'm not fast. I'm half fast."
Story 3: damn, OP *is* a Pro. 10/10, very thorough
The one guy who knows all the rules by heart 👌
Lol "slap shot to the taint." Shakesoeare wishes he could have been so eloquent.
That glitter bomb alone deserves to be in nuclear revenge
That last story was truly beautiful. It cements the age-old adage "bros before hoes" with a nice twist. Glad the two stayed friends afterwards too. Guy really seems like a solid fella you'd want to have a beer or three with.
Porch pirate revenge: Add biohazard stickers to the bottle and official looking labels saying they are dangerous medical samples. Make them think they're going to catch the galloping never get overs.
Got hit with porch pirates for a bit but seemed to reduce it a bit. Started from time to time reuse the boxes replacement orders came in at first and filled them with a weeks worth of kitty's leavings and from time to time would leave a surprise package on the porch at least until I had to put the cat down a couple years ago. Apparently the possibility of a stinky squishy surprise package worked as the porch piracy dropped off a good bit.
I love hearing when porch pirates get a nasty surprise.
@@It-is-me...Melsie first time I did it came home from work and driving into the subdivision I see a box,packing material and extremely well used litter strewn along the curb so I'm figuring they started checking their haul and got a squishy handful
Ex: **Loses $25,000 because she couldn't wait for the divorce to finalize**
*NOT STONKS*
none stonk whatsoever :>
Yo, how someone gonna be such a bad spouse that when they get caught cheating, the SO's immediate reaction is "Thank god!"?
I'm really curious as to what the "father" in the first story did to get described as a despicable human being by a judge.
Story 4: is it really an affair partner if the guy is unaware due to the wife lying to him also?
Yes, because it's the person (partner) that your partner is cheating on you with. They don't have to be aware to be the side piece.
Porch pirates; used kitty litter also makes a great theft deterrent. Just loose in the box. Lol
The fact that glitter bombs were mentioned in two stories within a minute of each other is kind of wild to me 😂
That poor Miata tho
story 1: canadian devil's place is already taken by the prime minister lmao
The end of the 2nd story where rslash couldn’t get out the punchline without giggling so much 😆
I'm oddly loving my EMDR sessions for my PTSD. It does suck a bit as I have to go in depth about my trauma and it has made my mental health more unstable but I'm seeing significant results even after a few sessions. My therapist is wonderful and I've told her things I never thought I'd share with anyone else which is so freeing. I have a long way to go still but I highly recommend it. I just wanted to share this in case there's anyone out there like how I was before as it's a terrifying concept to face your trauma especially since I used to cope with it by repressing those thoughts, feelings, and emotions but it's 100% worth it. Before starting, I was in a state where I could manage the symptoms of PTSD where I just avoided triggers and the symptoms weren't that intrusive in my daily life but it's very nice not having to deal with them at all and I'd say that even though my mental health is a bit more unstable while going through therapy, it's not as horrendous as dealing with my PTSD used to be.
I also suffer from c-PTSD. Been in therapy for the last three years. I’m still unbalanced, but I’m learning coping mechanisms to help. And now I can genuinely say that I want relationships and friendships with people when before, I couldn’t feel the slightest bit of empathy towards anyone
It's amazing how many kids suffering from PTSD go into service jobs like nurses, paramedic, police, firemen etc.
Growing up, my mom used to tell me if I got mad at something, "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on." I'm sure those porch pirates don't agree, they were pissed off BECAUSE they got pissed on. lmfao.
I hate dealing with delivery services. I've specified nearly every time I order electronics I request signature for delivery. I've had over 2k worth of electronics dropped on my doorstep, most of it when people were in the house right by the door. They don't even knock.
3rd story:
Yep if you're an employee working for the same company and go to another spot as a guest, it's common sense that your employee card will show all your info.
Atm Cinemark is already doing this too. Which we have to check ID if any other employee is visiting us besides our own place.
I've been working at a hotel for about 7 months now, I can heavily relate to the 3rd story. We had a front desk girl travel to another city using the same employee discount. She lost a pair of 5 dollar sunglasses and threw a massive racist hissy fit at the houscleaning staff, the front desk attendants and the manager. It was weird to hear about, since she had always been nice, if a little lazy.
"unleash my inner gumshoe" made me smile upon a re-listen. Thanks for getting me through work, rSlash ❤
Good morning from the crossing guard from Texas! Always good to see R/Slash
Good morning from the hot place of Mérida in Mexico uwu
So your the one who gave me that ticket. You just made your last mistake.
@@nashfranco5696 wanna trade weather? I'll gladly take the heat over the cold!
@@trustingGuard what part of Texas are you from, I'm hearing it's not cold down there yet
@@bigbird4481 I'm up in the Northeast Part, and it gets about 59°F in the morning, which is cold for me who's used to it being 80-85°F in the morning!
I wish you could put something dangerous in the packages to counter the porch pirates. Losing a couple of fingers should quell the need to take the packages.
"As painful as snapshot to the taint from Gretzky". I've never felt a metaphor more in my life.
My cousin-in-law like to sit on the porch late at night, doing his carving and often has a little something alcholic to keep him warm. Sometimes he leaves a bottle out there, which got stolen. So he took a bottle of mead, drank it, then recycoled it back into the bottle. It got stolen. The next time, he put some vodka out there with some heavy duty laxitives in it. It got stolen. Then he left a bottle of Jim beam out there and nobody touched it.
Story 4, if anyone finds themself in a similar situation with the law and divorce. I would recommend hiring a private detective, especially if you are certain your partner is cheating. I am pretty sure it will cost less then 25k.
OP in the 3rd story made everyone happy, ruined that one guy, and made everyone know that you should not *piss them off*
Wow! That front desk clerk is brilliant! I wonder why the manager didn't figure any of that out? Sounds terribly fake. Especially the extra extra stuff the lowly clerk did.
Its sad I heavily relate to the first story and Im just about to turn 17.
"Unleash my inner gumshoe."
Considering what I know of Detetcive Gumshoe from Ace Attorney, this is both a selfburn and -compliment.
"If I ever do something like that, please tell me" roughly translates to "I do NOT wanna see you more pissed off than what this guest got"
Story 1: It's so wholesome that OP did that to get his mom what she was owed.
"A Slapshot to the Taint from Gretzky"
hilarious 😂
I haven't listened to this whole episode but the first one made me so happy. It was so amazing to hear that you got sober. It's a rough road but I'm also glad that you are getting help.
I was hit with a porch pirate on one occasion. It wasn't an expensive item, but I was still pissed. I installed my Wyze cam and a bluetooth-capable timed floodlight in the backyard. Never had a problem since.
Story 1: I believe for the kind of person who was being described, OP acted with an expected and acceptable amount of psychopathy.
Fun fact for story 1: Op's name Astakask is actually a punk band in Sweden, Asta Kask. I had to listen twice because I thought I heard wrong at first, hahah
Last Story: OP shouldn't have given the option of a non-contested divorce, if his ex was going to torture him by trying to get 100k out of him, then OP should have been willing to turn the tables on her and get as much money as he can from her instead.
I worked at a hotel too never had guests like in OP's story but we had our fair share of messy guests who made a complete mess of their rooms and the hotel.
"My father is the Canadian Satan."
So he goes around pushing trash freemium games onto people with addictive tendencies? That _is_ evil.
Hey Rslash, thank you for making me smile and laugh. My grandpa just passed yesterday
rip grandpa
you feeling okay?
I am truly sorry for your loss. I hope you are able to find comfort. It's never easy to lose a loved one💜
Rip, hope you are well
Sending thoughts of love and comfort your way.💙🕊️
I'm sorry for your loss.
a round of applause for story 1 and 2. for adding insult to injury.
4:01 you'd better call saul
I know that second story from a vid I saw, with this girl who does hotel skits, playing it out. LOVE that story so much!
Hears "Canadian Satan" immediate flash of the South Park movie.
1st story: Man, I am so glad OP finally left that POS passing as a human being. Too bad OP's mom didn't got that pension before, let alone her giving him of her pension.
Heard first line in the first story and immediately thought of an apologetic devil.
thank you for your vids rSlash, i often listen to them when I come back from school on the bus (3 hours after they are posted)
On that last story, I actually applaud that guy. He was caught in the ex-wife's lies just as much as the husband. And his response was solid. That's a good guy ultimately.
Story #3 seems a bit fake. The manager didn’t think of any of these things to do? He relied on an employee to fix the issue?
exactly. Fanfic much?
12:12 I BURST OUT LAUGHING!
So the first story OP is the child of Beelzeboot the Canadian Devil then? 🤣
It is way more than 300k. It is closer to between 475k and 500k if he had to pay the interest of 10 years. It could be even more, but I kept it at a conservative 5% yearly interest.
Plus all the years still to come :)
For story 1, while yes 30k times ten is 300,000, that doesn't account for interest from how long ago he took the money.
Not to mention the failed payment was taken out of the base value, drastically reducing any interest he had been earning or will earn for the rest of his life.
I imagine that Canadian Satan wields a hockey stick instead of a pitchfork.
tripple ended hockey stick covered in spoiled maple syrup lol
@@Bonked_YT and Canadian He’ll has boiling lakes of Tim Horton’s coffee instead of lava
@@Hybrid301 and the poutine served daily is ice cold and rock hard lmao
How do these people come up with the money to pay those whom they have wronged? I have yet to receive a single payment from those who owe me.
ikr, its literally beed 2 months since i leant my sister 40 bucks lol, she has yet to pay me back :>
@@Bonked_YT I have a court order from 5 years ago for approximately $80k and the guy dropped through the ground.
@@ProtonFilms_Mark so someone owes you 80k?
@@Bonked_YT Yessums. And nobody can find the guy, but he's definitely alive, cause he appears online in messengers on occasion.
@@ProtonFilms_Mark if you can track him down, you can have the court garnish his wages to pay you
I love the Ace Attorney reference in the 1st story!
Story 2
I think it's funny because OP could literally leave the package outside. Forget about it and then the longer it takes for someone to steal it the more pungent it'll get
I wonder if there would be a market for package guards. As in, someone who gets paid to watch a package delivered until you get home from work.
Perfect timing for me to go on break and listen to a new video
this is for your porch pirate joke, you're soooo punny LOL
today in 'how messy are the US exactly?', I wondered why I never really hear about porch pirates in my home country. "well," I reasoned "there shouldn't be much to steal. when a package can't be delivered, it ends up in a post office where the recipient can come and take it."
then there is a pause in my brain "wait. Does that mean...?"
Do you guys not have this service at all? I've heard that your mail service had been hindered, but is it that bad?
So glad Rslash is back, i missed your video yesterday
The story with the piss bottle trap should have had either cat/fox piss in it! That would have been great!
I've seen reports of ppl.leaving porch pirate traps with the contents of litter boxes, so yeah. And some of those packages were assembled with glitter bomb type triggers. Imagine jerkwad setting THAT off in the car.
3S) How did he think being an AH wouldn't have consequences when/if he pisses the right person off.
1S and 3S are the best of pro and petty revenge.
That last story was epic 😂
I'm pretty sure my mom had something like OP's dad from the first story, and I still aim to water the daisies growing on her grave with some yellow snow-water.
Thanks for the stories rslash. Appreciate you
I like how he had to specify Canadian version of Satan lol
My packages had been stolen so many times i now keep a cat litter box on the porch. Ups kindly leaves my packages in my breezeway where i leave a basket with fruit granola bars and water in the back porch fridge. It's a thank you for the extra 20 feet they walk. ❤😅
I don't know what country OP from the last story is from but the divorce laws there are amazing! I've always thought that if someone is at fault by cheating or whatever you should be able to divorce that person without having to pay them a dime, that's fair and honest you mess up you get nothing. it should be like that everywhere.
An abusive Canadian? Is OP’s dad Trudeau?
The thumbnail is totally deceptive . The O.P. never stole $ 300,000 !
He merely recovered the $ 300,000 pension that his mother was LEGALLY entitled to . Money that she was entitled to from an official court order ! .
So how was the money stolen , when a judge signed the court order ?
His thumbnails and titles are deceptive all the time
I love listening to these on my free time. Its fun
Does Canadian satan say "sory" before he pokes you with his pitchfork?
The first story is exactly what I’m going through right now
Just here to tell you how much I appreciate these videos while I am on the road.
the 300k makes it pro, the glitter bomb raises it to nuclear
As always, a wonderful job rslash! I enjoyed it completely.
For the last story I need a sitcom of it