Mandy (2018) KILL COUNT

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  • čas přidán 26. 03. 2020
  • Legion M is the world’s first fan-owned entertainment company, and fans are at the core of everything they do. They partnered with SpectreVision to bring us the badass movie Mandy and are currently in post production on their latest film with SpectreVision, “ARCHENEMY,” which is going to be epic. But they don’t just make movies- they also provide their community of fans and investors access to red carpet premieres, VIP events, visits to the set, and even opportunities to be in the movies they produce as extras. And obviously they have a ton of awesome gear like the Beast on their website. If you want to see what Legion M’s all about and join the fan-owned revolution, OR if you want to pick up your own kickass Beast, links to their WeFunder and Merch Store are below.
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    MUSIC!!
    ~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
    "U Make Me Feel" by MK2
    • U Make Me Feel - MK2
    ~~Introduction Section~~
    "Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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    • Video
    ~~"The Kills"~~
    "Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
    • Slow Shock - Silent Pa...
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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 4 lety +2668

    ►►Another huge thanks to Legion M for that Beast replacement! shop.legionm.com/collections/mandy-merch
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    • @madisenscott5120
      @madisenscott5120 Před 4 lety +5

      Love you James!!

    • @crazyscottishboi3822
      @crazyscottishboi3822 Před 4 lety +13

      I hope you could add another award to the kill count where youpick the kill that had the most emotion behind it

    • @GOOFYLEGOMAN
      @GOOFYLEGOMAN Před 4 lety +1

      Holey god there are so many views and it wasn’t that long ago 😵

    • @binkyada
      @binkyada Před 4 lety

      MERCH

    • @allanarnold4088
      @allanarnold4088 Před 4 lety +1

      When are you going to do some of Rob Zombies work? like House of 1000 corpses and 3 from hell and devils rejects would be awesome to see you go over.

  • @whiteravenkpopfan
    @whiteravenkpopfan Před 4 lety +13386

    Axe: * drops *
    James: _"Nooooooo!"_
    Chelsea: "Are you okay?"
    James: _"Nooooooo!"_

  • @thesimpleeevee2139
    @thesimpleeevee2139 Před 4 lety +10008

    Famous last words: “Wow, that sits there real nice.”

  • @jackmiles1918
    @jackmiles1918 Před 2 lety +503

    The fact that nick cage just says yes to pretty much any movie if it pays is probably the best thing he could've done for his late career

  • @buzzbuzzitsbee9198
    @buzzbuzzitsbee9198 Před 3 lety +1503

    I'm not photosensitive but I really appreciate how James puts little elevator noises before and after the lights flash, very thoughtful

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Před 10 měsíci +38

      This is one of the only channels that does those warnings right. Most channels just flash the warning up on screen, which is great for when someone is just watching the video and nothing else. But so many times, people have a video on in the background as they're doing other stuff, so not having the warning said out loud renders it pretty useless.

    • @rebeccawaters2539
      @rebeccawaters2539 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Im extremely photosensitive and deeply appreciate it!!

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@pat2romeif they’re not watching the video, the flashing images won’t affect them

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Před 8 měsíci +11

      @iamerror6546 if they have the video on, the light is still reaching their eyes even if they're not consciously paying attention to it.

  • @supaidaman9750
    @supaidaman9750 Před 4 lety +2087

    James: "That sits there real nice."
    Axe: " And that's where you're wrong, kiddo."

  • @chunky_slut
    @chunky_slut Před 4 lety +864

    “Baby are you ok?!” Chelsea is the sweetest angel. We must protect Chelsea at all costs.

  • @thequinninator2134
    @thequinninator2134 Před 3 lety +626

    you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart shatters

  • @irremedy
    @irremedy Před 2 lety +533

    I've watched this episode a couple of times now, just because James's distress over his Mandy murder-axe is funny.
    That said, I also genuinely love the heartwarming "Baby, are you okay?!" that we hear from Chelsea.
    Not knowing what happened yet, but hearing his distress, her first leap was genuine worry / concern. Unexpectedly wholesome moment right there.

  • @angeldust6341
    @angeldust6341 Před 4 lety +1624

    Mandy: Dies
    Red: *your living privileges has now expired*

  • @Kiui_Sea
    @Kiui_Sea Před 4 lety +2799

    I’ve never felt so bad for a man who lost his axe. Rest In Peace.

    • @bunnothebunny3286
      @bunnothebunny3286 Před 4 lety +6

      Mr. Morris shut up edge lord

    • @aaronm4858
      @aaronm4858 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bunnothebunny3286 can't he just glue it back together

    • @kadenwellman4047
      @kadenwellman4047 Před 4 lety +4

      Rest in pieces

    • @xxdarksyntheticxx7723
      @xxdarksyntheticxx7723 Před 3 lety

      @@bunnothebunny3286 your just looking for attention

    • @bunnothebunny3286
      @bunnothebunny3286 Před 3 lety +6

      @@xxdarksyntheticxx7723 yeah that’s fair, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking when I wrote that comment

  • @kazz6884
    @kazz6884 Před 2 lety +67

    James:”it sits there real nice”
    Axe: *commits Midsommar cliff scene*

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 Před 2 lety +253

    If I had a nickel for every time a movie turned Nic Cage into the Doomslayer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

    • @chriss3485
      @chriss3485 Před 10 měsíci +2

      whats the other one?

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 Před 8 měsíci +15

      @@chriss3485 "Pig". It's actually very slow-build, like Mandy, but different story one in which shows him as a man on a mission to get his one and only companion and friend, a pig, back from those who stole her.
      One such film that Nick Cage has said is his personal favorite.

    • @phant0m-0-9
      @phant0m-0-9 Před 6 měsíci +3

      *3 nickels

    • @takagalore
      @takagalore Před 2 měsíci

      4

    • @mikeyfrance9469
      @mikeyfrance9469 Před měsícem

      Season of the witch too

  • @redroqqs9764
    @redroqqs9764 Před 4 lety +2351

    james: "that sits there real nice"
    axe: "very poor choice of words"

  • @hobojoe5179
    @hobojoe5179 Před 4 lety +3558

    “Wow, that sits there real nice.”
    Axe: I'm about to end this man's whole *contentment*

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 Před rokem +105

    17:17 don't mind me, just marking because I love this moment with Lizzie and James calling her a good kitty is so heartwarming. So glad that nothing bad happened to Lizzie!

  • @foreverofthestars4718
    @foreverofthestars4718 Před 3 lety +86

    "Baby are you ok?" Well there goes my heart dissolving from wholesomeness.

  • @Blackestfang
    @Blackestfang Před 4 lety +3894

    True love isn’t dead, James has his axe. Oh and I guess Chelsea hearing him and immediately asking if he’s okay was kinda cute.

    • @Ash0512
      @Ash0512 Před 4 lety +20

      Blackestfang kinda?

    • @bryxzz
      @bryxzz Před 4 lety +58

      Blackestfang who said true love was dead😳

    • @david4133
      @david4133 Před 4 lety +55

      And when she asked if he was ok he yelled no

    • @abnerfernandes2475
      @abnerfernandes2475 Před 4 lety +3

      TRUE......................................... true

    • @AenemicTOOL
      @AenemicTOOL Před 4 lety +1

      KINDA?!!!!

  • @fishball524
    @fishball524 Před 4 lety +9255

    You could hear the heartbreak in James’s “NOOOOO” when his axe broke. Glad he got a new one

  • @Joshi_the_Yoshi
    @Joshi_the_Yoshi Před 2 lety +146

    I love that a majority of the comments are about James's axe breaking and not about the film itself. So I'll say something about this film, it's a fucking amazing fever dream and I love it. And Nicolas Cage being one of my favorite actors because of how over the top he is makes it more enjoyable for me.

  • @meta5945
    @meta5945 Před 2 lety +28

    Another small detail i love about this movie is how red even put on the black and white 44 baseball tee before his killing spree that mandy was wearing before her death.

  • @the13throse
    @the13throse Před 4 lety +2493

    James: [finishes the video]
    His axe: My time has come.

  • @abnerfernandes2475
    @abnerfernandes2475 Před 4 lety +2822

    Axe:*breaks*
    James: *sad meat noises*

  • @franciscovilaca900
    @franciscovilaca900 Před 3 lety +77

    I don’t have any sensitivity to flashing lights but it’s nice that they put visual and audio warnings for people who do

  • @handle69420cheese
    @handle69420cheese Před 3 lety +72

    As creepy and terrifying Red's smile at the end is he kinda looks like he's been dipped in salsa and now that salsa is getting a bit crusty, ngl.

  • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
    @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 Před 4 lety +1787

    “Nooooooo”
    “Are you ok”
    No, his one true love is gone. Ripped away from him before his very eyes

    • @staticcharlie3398
      @staticcharlie3398 Před 4 lety +24

      If you asked me all the happened is he ended up with 2 cool 1 handed weapons

    • @uigoku671
      @uigoku671 Před 4 lety +7

      His other true love is Chelsea if that’s how you spell her name

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified Před 4 lety +24

      I looked up how much it costs, and it's $350 USD. If that were me, I'd be screaming a lot louder than James did.

    • @angrycinnabon5164
      @angrycinnabon5164 Před 4 lety +1

      Just like Richie and Eddie-

    • @aquaticfilly0974
      @aquaticfilly0974 Před 4 lety

      I want to like your comment, but it has 420 likes, so I cant

  • @minmoplaysgames
    @minmoplaysgames Před 4 lety +1961

    “I’m James A. Janisse” hits differently when you’re waiting till the end of the month to see this.

  • @StreetFighterFan777
    @StreetFighterFan777 Před rokem +12

    Nic Cage’s mumbled “Cheddar Goblin…” at 11:07 fucking KILLS me and I don’t know why.

  • @mady6929
    @mady6929 Před 3 lety +78

    Absolutely heartbreaking to see James’s reaction when the ax broke
    Also very cute to hear the concerned “baby are you ok?!?” Come from the other room

  • @n0tsparky
    @n0tsparky Před 4 lety +1860

    James: *Puts the beast axe on his shelf*
    The Beast Axe: Aight, I’m bout to head out

  • @v0dka885
    @v0dka885 Před 3 lety +6552

    “Wow, that sits there real nice.”
    Axe: OHHHHH I FOUND A QUARTER

  • @ChaseHukill
    @ChaseHukill Před 2 lety +22

    I love how James references LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAN

  • @daltonz8873
    @daltonz8873 Před 3 lety +36

    The way James says “it sits there real nice” makes me so happy and I don’t know why

  • @giovannylugo7954
    @giovannylugo7954 Před 4 lety +1871

    Chelsea going “baby are you okay!?” Was so wholesome. Y’all gonna be the best bride and groom.

    • @dr.portal4557
      @dr.portal4557 Před 4 lety +27

      That Sure was Sweet

    • @stephenstotch7471
      @stephenstotch7471 Před 4 lety +6

      Vanessa Monika it was baby

    • @artkid9281
      @artkid9281 Před 3 lety +23

      they should have their wedding on Halloween. Reasons why:
      1: Who cares about formal attire? Wear costumes!!
      2: shpookay!!!
      3: he'll never forget the anniversary and neither will we!!
      4: it totally goes with his channel!
      5: instead of flowers, Chelsea can just lob a pumpkin behind her and hope it doesn't knock anybody out.
      6: idk any other reasons but I'm sure there's more.

    • @ajhia9522
      @ajhia9522 Před 3 lety +2

      time stamp?

    • @giovannylugo7954
      @giovannylugo7954 Před 3 lety +1

      Katsuki Bakugou right at the end when James shows how the sword thing broke

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 Před 4 lety +34058

    The golden chainsaw should have gone to James for how brutally he died inside at the end there

  • @bingwhentheresstuff
    @bingwhentheresstuff Před 2 lety +42

    I love how James always says locations were "played by" such and such place. Such a pleasing little bit of anthropomorphism lol

  • @jorgeamaya6407
    @jorgeamaya6407 Před 2 lety +27

    I can't stop laughing at James's face full of sadness. Sorry 💀

  • @jonathankingste4614
    @jonathankingste4614 Před 3 lety +3677

    The VERY first thing she says is “Baby are you ok?” thats true care.

    • @weedfein
      @weedfein Před 3 lety +139

      You know she's a keeper when she cares about you

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro Před 3 lety +157

      When my parents heard glass shattering the first thing they always yelled was "What the hell was that!?"
      I always felt more scared than cared about xD

    • @KWEEEEP
      @KWEEEEP Před 3 lety +5

      Or Annie are you ok

    • @jarrodoakley6911
      @jarrodoakley6911 Před 3 lety +14

      She was very quick with it. Super cute.

    • @immarkers
      @immarkers Před 3 lety +6

      ...bruh I wrote this a month before this guy and he gets nearly 2k likes...wow

  • @MissyStuck
    @MissyStuck Před 4 lety +502

    Chelsea’s “baby are you okay?” Was the cutest thing ever 🥺

  • @giornogiovanna623
    @giornogiovanna623 Před 3 lety +16

    James: that sits there real nice
    Axe: My time has come

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise Před 3 lety +16

    A year later, and still one of my favorite episodes of the Kill Count for one of my favorite movies ever! ROAR US ON FOR ANOTHER YEAR, LIZZIE~!

  • @revengeofthenerds7067
    @revengeofthenerds7067 Před 3 lety +3394

    The heartbroken “nnnnooooooooo” makes me so sad man. I can’t see James sad. That’s like seeing a sad puppy. And Chelsea immediately saying “baby are you ok?” Is so heartwarming you two are literally the best.

    • @bubblesthekitty4423
      @bubblesthekitty4423 Před 3 lety +33

      Ah yes he reminds me of a sad kid when they’re toy breaks

    • @SilverBordered
      @SilverBordered Před 3 lety +88

      @Se Se What's your damage, pal? Dude literally said it was sad to see someone else sad. That's called empathy.

    • @richards4387
      @richards4387 Před 3 lety +12

      My exact thoughts. I really love them and thank them for giving us such great content!

    • @huntercromer9395
      @huntercromer9395 Před 3 lety +9

      I have been there too
      My greenlight diecast toy car of the 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse from the first Fast and Furious film broke and my parents helped me replaced the car

    • @BiLLz66614
      @BiLLz66614 Před 3 lety +21

      Se Se calm down cool guy. They didn’t say they wanted to go fuck them or wear their faces... they said they felt bad ... lol

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename Před 4 lety +556

    James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Chelsea (in the distance): Are you okay?
    James: NOOOOOOOO!

  • @AHSytc_8D
    @AHSytc_8D Před 2 lety +12

    18:33 for those who don't know, that is a reference from the japanese chewing gum commercial. They use use the long long man song for outro. Just search long long man and I guarantee that you'll love the commercial.

    • @KnightJRL
      @KnightJRL Před 4 dny

      Better yet, find jacksepticeye's reaction to it.

  • @YolandaAnneBrown95726
    @YolandaAnneBrown95726 Před rokem +9

    Huge congratulations to Mandy herself, Andrea Riseborough on her first Oscar nomination for "To Leslie". Awesome Sauce!!!

  • @jordannotgivingmyname1321
    @jordannotgivingmyname1321 Před 4 lety +1022

    James: That sits there real nice!
    Axe: *doesn't sit there nice*

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 Před 4 lety +10

      James afterwards: *N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O*

    • @david4133
      @david4133 Před 4 lety +3

      Even when Chelsea asks if he's ok he still yells no

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 Před 4 lety +3

      Axe: *”are you sure about that?!?!?!”*

  • @phyro__3595
    @phyro__3595 Před 3 lety +6446

    I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to James's hopes and dreams when the axe fell

  • @Wifgargfhaurh
    @Wifgargfhaurh Před rokem +9

    A horror movie where the hero of the story goes on a psychotic killing rampage... Quite unique for horror

  • @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI
    @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI Před 2 lety +8

    James: "It sits there real nice.♡"
    Ax: "You Cant Tell Me What To Do, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
    *-CRACK-*

  • @thatboyned9549
    @thatboyned9549 Před 3 lety +2828

    “Wow,that sits there real nice”
    Axe: are you sure about that?

    • @WeedSmoker-mn5em
      @WeedSmoker-mn5em Před 3 lety +5

      That Boy Ned I DONT WANT ANY DAMN VEGTABLES

    • @SorenPlayzStuff
      @SorenPlayzStuff Před 3 lety +4

      The axe rebels

    • @drained_yayo
      @drained_yayo Před 3 lety

      Nice copypasta

    • @thatboyned9549
      @thatboyned9549 Před 3 lety +1

      @Shut Up God is the Alpha and the Omega, maker of Heaven and Earth. . . . God is the creator of the universe and the source of our knowledge of right and wrong.

    • @thatboyned9549
      @thatboyned9549 Před 3 lety

      @@WeedSmoker-mn5em Alright that is it young man no bible stories for you tonight!

  • @MemistProductions
    @MemistProductions Před 4 lety +834

    James: *Finishes Kill Count*
    Axe: ight, imma head out

  • @zombiesmilk5281
    @zombiesmilk5281 Před 2 lety +49

    I feel like golden chainsaw should have gone to the actual chainsaw fight. It's always just gruesome to see a person face just get destroyed by a chainsaw and that fight was sick as hell.

  • @thequinninator2134
    @thequinninator2134 Před 2 lety +3

    the way james says breakfast vodka lives in my brain rent free

  • @memelord2449
    @memelord2449 Před 4 lety +406

    James:finishes kill count
    Axe:Ight imma head out

  • @retromagic5020
    @retromagic5020 Před 4 lety +609

    Mandy: *laughs at Jeremiah*
    Jeremiah: When in doubt, Whip it out

    • @Alyssamariem3
      @Alyssamariem3 Před 4 lety +10

      YaBoiMagic I wonder if Louis Ck is his favorite comedian lol

    • @blissfulbabybatter
      @blissfulbabybatter Před 4 lety +18

      And that is how I got my first restraining order

  • @Noag42
    @Noag42 Před rokem +11

    I love how he says the forest was playing a role😂😂

  • @Miniduck9013
    @Miniduck9013 Před rokem +7

    Chelsea saying “baby are you ok” is so sweet and wholesome

  • @gothicglypso5197
    @gothicglypso5197 Před 4 lety +1894

    Imagine someone tries to break into james’s house and then James just walks down the stairs holding his murder axe

    • @brayonyx14
      @brayonyx14 Před 4 lety +142

      Robber: why do i hear boss music

    • @manofsoupe116
      @manofsoupe116 Před 4 lety +318

      Robber: breaks in
      "Hi, I'm James A. Janisse, welcome to the Kill Count."

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles Před 4 lety +14

      @@manofsoupe116 XD

    • @ghosti_vx5342
      @ghosti_vx5342 Před 4 lety +18

      @@manofsoupe116 your the first kill I'm mentioning*kills*

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we Před 4 lety +43

      Or the axe breaks upon contact with the intruder.

  • @jadecatgd5610
    @jadecatgd5610 Před 3 lety +2606

    *Breaks*
    “Sad Meat”

  • @hotskaterchic9993
    @hotskaterchic9993 Před 3 lety +9

    Nicks sinister smile at the end... just gets me man. I love to feel eerie after a horror movie and i did

  • @Nunov103
    @Nunov103 Před 3 lety +7

    The “obey” moment cracks me up, just brilliant 😂😂

  • @don1sdead
    @don1sdead Před 4 lety +760

    James’ reaction to his axe falling and breaking had the same vibe as that vine where the girl accidentally launches her flying Barbie into the fire place

    • @twittersucks8297
      @twittersucks8297 Před 4 lety +8

      Accuracy

    • @lj9847
      @lj9847 Před 4 lety +18

      Btw just saying I'm pretty sure it's tinker bell not Barbie the only reason why I know this is bc I had one

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 Před 4 lety +1

      Flying barbie bruh its tinker bell

    • @raisha_kyrios5365
      @raisha_kyrios5365 Před 4 lety +5

      @@booty_hunter4207 yeah...from what i know that toy is called "flutterbye"

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 Před 4 lety +576

    The way I described this movie to a friend was “have you ever wondered what it’s like to have a bad acid trip listening to 70’s prog rock? Oh and Nic Cage is there”

    • @josephwebb5663
      @josephwebb5663 Před 4 lety +7

      Joshua Hale all I could think while watching this kill count was “ what a shroom trip “

  • @PossiblyChipsButEmo
    @PossiblyChipsButEmo Před 2 lety +6

    Aww Chelseas little "are you okay baby" was cute

  • @slimebot8676
    @slimebot8676 Před 2 lety +5

    I love that you could hear Jame's (now wife, Congrats James!!) yell "Baby are you okay??" As soon as he said "ohh noooo!"
    That was so heartwarming 🥺

  • @rachel_c_frey
    @rachel_c_frey Před 4 lety +975

    Chelsea's immediate "Babe, are you okay!?" warmed my heart a lil bit

    • @prolapsdrektem9264
      @prolapsdrektem9264 Před 3 lety +6

      Blake Watson I have never seen such a hardcore SIMP in my life that you would try and flirt over CZcams comments 😂

    • @zoombini1831
      @zoombini1831 Před 3 lety +1

      Blake Watson god bless you

    • @camoplant199
      @camoplant199 Před 3 lety +8

      It kinda rubs salt into a wound if you've been alone for 17 years

    • @Hermitant10
      @Hermitant10 Před 3 lety +3

      @@prolapsdrektem9264 well i mean the only way to get anything is to try 🤣😁 something i doubt you would understand

    • @claytonchalmers5804
      @claytonchalmers5804 Před 3 lety

      Camo Plant amen brother

  • @Mr_Greeny
    @Mr_Greeny Před 4 lety +830

    Yo why the hell is James’s axe getting destroyed the saddest part of this video?

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide Před rokem +11

    I know Nic Cage gets a lot of flack for acting, but when he in the right movie, he absolutely kills it.

  • @rffrice
    @rffrice Před 2 lety +2

    Can’t believe he quoted the best commercial series.
    “Looong Looong Maaaaaaaaaaan”

    • @dreadful_dream
      @dreadful_dream Před 2 lety

      It was an emotional rollercoaster, and I was glad I went in for the ride.

  • @merixx1110
    @merixx1110 Před 4 lety +905

    Her sigh as she realizes he's not hurt and is just being overdramatic that his murder axe broke really speaks volumes.

    • @benjaminsimons8263
      @benjaminsimons8263 Před 4 lety +54

      There's nothing overdramatic about that. He had something that he really enjoyed having, and it broke. His reaction was kinda reminiscent of a kid whose favorite toy just broke

    • @jenniferzackschewski2189
      @jenniferzackschewski2189 Před 4 lety +9

      Benjamin Simons, that’s exactly what I said to my husband. He looked like a kid whose toy broke on Christmas.

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 Před 4 lety +17

      I understand his reaction the axe costs $443 I would be pretty upset if that broke

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr Před 4 lety +5

      @@maximumaction1125 atleast he got a replacement sent to him

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TheBeastr damn straight

  • @DIO___
    @DIO___ Před 4 lety +491

    *Axe breaks*
    James:”Noooooooooooooo!”
    Gf:”Baby u ok?”
    James:”Nooooooooooo!”

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 Před 2 lety +24

    Loved the trippy visual elements in this movie; an instant classic. Up there with The Witch, Hereditary, The Lighthouse & Get Out, Annihilation & Midsommar as my favorite recent horror films. Are we in a new golden age of horror?

  • @femboyenthusiast3231
    @femboyenthusiast3231 Před rokem +4

    nic is such a good actor, i know people shit on him for being weird and stuff and being in some not so good movies. The bathroom scene, when me and my partner saw it. made me cry. I'm not entirely sure why, its just so powerful to me

  • @shark4330
    @shark4330 Před 4 lety +643

    the heartbroken, dead inside look on james’s face at the end is KILLING ME.

  • @garbagecontentmaker7877
    @garbagecontentmaker7877 Před 3 lety +6053

    Nicks creepy ass smile in the end when he’s looking at Mandy next to him in the car is the scariest thing I saw in the duration of the movie

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake Před 3 lety +13

    "It sits there real nice."
    Axe: Watch me whip

  • @mahaliajean-charles9544
    @mahaliajean-charles9544 Před 2 lety +23

    I swear I just wanted to give James a big mama bear hug at the end! Glad he was able to get his ax fixed and that Chelsea was right there to make sure he was ok!👍 Love this channel!❤

  • @ladycplum
    @ladycplum Před 4 lety +1729

    I love how concerned Chelsea sounded when James let out his NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @motchiman5423
      @motchiman5423 Před 3 lety +2

      @Mrq Yaskn Lol😂

    • @the_enderswordgaming
      @the_enderswordgaming Před 3 lety +1

      What?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 3 lety +8

      @@the_enderswordgaming At the end, when axe broke.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt Před 3 lety

      fiance goals. most of my girlfriends would have been like "YOURE SO LOUD SHUT UP" lmao. There's one who'd go "ARE YOU OK?", but then walk in and laugh at me for being an idiot.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 3 lety

      @@BrokenGodEnt Beat me. Most of my family acts like that when I'm physically hurt...

  • @auroraaddison9904
    @auroraaddison9904 Před 4 lety +268

    "Noooooooooo"
    "Baby are you okay?"
    I love his girlfriends (wife?) concern, shes so sweet

    • @kfcman6066
      @kfcman6066 Před 4 lety +18

      They will have their wedding somewhere in september i think

    • @flamebearboo6779
      @flamebearboo6779 Před 4 lety +28

      She's so cute, I love how quick she was to respond. She even disregarded whether he was recording or not. Perfect couple right here

    • @elle.mack.wednesday
      @elle.mack.wednesday Před 4 lety +20

      Fiancé actually.

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 Před 4 lety +9

      Ghost Predator October

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons Před 4 lety +9

      soon to be wife!!

  • @Weird..lesbian69
    @Weird..lesbian69 Před rokem +3

    This movie is so weirdly good 💀

  • @bluesSGL
    @bluesSGL Před rokem +6

    Mandy seemed like a really awesome person to be around.

  • @brendanpearson455
    @brendanpearson455 Před 4 lety +435

    “Baby, are you okay?”
    Chelsea’s concern at the end was the sweetest thing.

  • @nexonsartori1816
    @nexonsartori1816 Před 3 lety +3653

    "Watch this, Lise, you can actually pinpoint the *second* his heart rips in half!"

    • @kal5126
      @kal5126 Před 3 lety +22

      Nice reference!! 😂

    • @dustyrust36
      @dustyrust36 Před 2 lety +2

      Lisa*

    • @nexonsartori1816
      @nexonsartori1816 Před 2 lety +31

      @@dustyrust36 Nah the quote very specifically doesn’t have the pronunciation of the A at the end of her name. I was using phonetics, not proper name.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim Před 2 lety +14

      @@dustyrust36 Bart always shortens Lisa's name as Lise or Lees.

    • @bennett420316
      @bennett420316 Před 2 lety +5

      I miss Lionel Hutz

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms Před 2 lety +15

    This is like a 90's Boomer Shooter turned into a movie. Freaking incredible.

  • @aldrichhf35
    @aldrichhf35 Před 2 lety +4

    I actually wanted a horror movie where the person who survived a massacre from a bunch of psycho killers takes revenge by hunting them one by one like this, or simply reverse horror

  • @KirbyMobile1
    @KirbyMobile1 Před 3 lety +5072

    Two people died in the mini movie at the end of the video, One man and One axe. That leaves us with a nice even grey and blue pie. I’ll give the golden chainsaw award to the axe, that climactic death of shattering with the dude in an onosecond is really satisfying. I’ll get the dull machete award for lamest kill that that nameless guy. He died from his soul just leaving his body before it ends. With a run time of 50 seconds, that gives us a kill on average every 25 seconds exactly. And that’s it, The Tragedy of James' axe , unofficial title by the way, came out in 2020. Until next time, I’m [REDACTED]. This has been the kill count.

    • @zipmaniac5277
      @zipmaniac5277 Před 3 lety +50

      Sniperkid 1395 now that is a BRUH MOMENT

    • @joshbrewster2832
      @joshbrewster2832 Před 3 lety +173

      you took time to do this and i appreciate that

    • @vortiger5035
      @vortiger5035 Před 3 lety +48

      Impressive, now add that and the whole scoot of this video
      Edit “script” not scoot

    • @mushroorn
      @mushroorn Před 3 lety +14

      Stolen comment.

    • @remington-7008
      @remington-7008 Před 3 lety +16

      Alanna Artroid made this comment on these video czcams.com/video/7tnkIiwl-cQ/video.html over a month ago its the top comment on the video stolen comment

  • @ashwin8060
    @ashwin8060 Před 4 lety +444

    Axe: breaks
    Dead inside meat

  • @theprinceoflies4419
    @theprinceoflies4419 Před 3 lety +12

    22:24
    Play it over and over again

  • @wendigoose2885
    @wendigoose2885 Před 2 lety +33

    The whole movie looks like an infinite headache

  • @miklutek
    @miklutek Před 3 lety +2241

    10% of the comments: about the kill count
    90% of the comments: about the axe accident at the end. Axedent? Idk man, it was sad

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 Před 4 lety +429

    James died inside when the thing broke and that equals like... All his pain while counting The Purge movies...

  • @tabytrujillo8314
    @tabytrujillo8314 Před 21 dnem

    Honestly the sweetest thing is how fast Chelsy came running to check on James when she heard him yell that's a good woman right there

  • @johandre52
    @johandre52 Před rokem +5

    I like how he didn't even need to explain who Nicolas Cage was.

  • @Nessi5
    @Nessi5 Před 4 lety +477

    Chelsea's "Baby are you okay?" at the end is the cutest thing ever!

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 Před 4 lety +16

      Rachel V that melted my heart lmao but I was able to laugh knowing he has a new axe :)

    • @eliechavarria7703
      @eliechavarria7703 Před 4 lety +2

      Rachel V I agree. 😔😔😔😔😍😍😍😍

    • @edelbyrne4255
      @edelbyrne4255 Před 4 lety +1

      what do u think their couple name should be? Jamesea?

    • @sniper_dragon2593
      @sniper_dragon2593 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree

    • @zedsyzygy205
      @zedsyzygy205 Před 4 lety +1

      @@edelbyrne4255 Chelsames

  • @em-kie
    @em-kie Před rokem +2

    Chelsea at the end calling if a James is okay is somehow very wholesome to me.

  • @minimalist5158
    @minimalist5158 Před 2 lety +2

    this whole movie is like a fever dream

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 Před 4 lety +521

    As if i didn't love James and Chelsea enough, that ending just killed me.

  • @ElDunPleb
    @ElDunPleb Před 4 lety +587

    Top 10 Things we couldn't protect
    1. James Soul
    honorable mentions: the axe

  • @kimd7835
    @kimd7835 Před 2 lety +2

    James breaking and giggling halfway through 'Fuckpig' is so great I had to replay it to hear it again.

  • @tokyojackson5197
    @tokyojackson5197 Před 2 lety +3

    13:03 That bug on Nicolas's shoulder just chillin lmao.