Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) KILL COUNT
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Hi.
I love you dude, please reply to this ❤️❤️
Can we please get a kombat kids kill count?
IM THE 5 TO COMMENT
Hail the kills 😁😁
“Just because they’re kid actors doesn’t mean they can’t get murdered”
Frankenstein flashbacks intensifies
Yes
they’re*
And Halloween 2018
Oh hell ye
Im fully stacked scared
Imagine getting murdered only to have some guy say that's the lamest kill.
Lmao
@@marqmo2396 flam go?
Skull Ryder what?
@Ian Ekström dude he asked a question just answer it also @Bot E its a reference to a roblox youtuber named flamingo
Animation Uprise Ik but flamingo made it?
“Clothes are hung, people are hanged.” I learned that from a professors and never forgot it. Thanks James for spreading the word lol.
Well... *some* people are also hung. ;)
I learned something similar from Baron von Trap Jaw on the Skeletor Show. "Pictures are hung, people are hanged. English is a lovely language, why do you have to sully it so with your improper grammar?"
Certain people could be described as "hung", but not in the same same way as hanged
@@captainbirch2.079
😂👏👏👏
@@captainbirch2.079 could be both but not the same!
I think the Pale Lady looks absolutely amazing. She’s the highlight of the movie for me.
For me it was the jangly man! I was TRAUMATIZED after that! And the dude could actually to that stuff and it's incredible
Pale lady gave me nightmares as a child when i read the books haha
For me it was the White Wolf, that drawing scared the hell out of me and made me look over my shoulder if I was out at night
@@darkdoubloontv8906they didn't include it in the movie. Would have been interesting.
@@darkdoubloontv8906for me it was "the thing" that pichure always just made me uneasy
James legit just said: “let’s see how many kids die today!”
Americans waking up be like:
Your profile pic with your comment freaking wins
@Eek Yay bruh that’s too true
No he didn't, he basically said that but worded differently.
"TWO KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT!" - JonTron
The monsters aren’t particularly scary they’re just extremely disturbing and that’s what makes me feel scared
EpicMan2 yeah but this movie has a bit of Final Destination 4 syndrome. The practical effects are REAL GOOD but they looks REALLY FAKE on screen.
I dunno man I would be terrified of the pale lady
@@Jrocker105MC She just wants to give you a huggggg
Same
EpicMan2 idiot that’s what being scared is🤦🏽♂️😂
I usually hate horror movies because I easily get incredibly scared but I love how James makes these movies feel light hearted while still conveying how scary they are
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Anybody else noticed that some of the characters fates were foreshadowed in the beginning? Auggie kept talking about what people eat, Chuck mentions being smothered by his mom, Ruth's attention to her face and make-up, etc. I just love detail in movies like that. It's always fun to see.
Great review and kill count.
"...while they don't find a dude banging out Morse code with his head..."
RESPECT!!!!!!
Unknown Panini in Russia you keep hopper in prison
What’s the reference
@@sauketo2709 The movie Parasite.
Bruh parasite was incredible
Major respect
“Let’s see how many kids bite the big one”
The FBI would like to know your location
Ricardo Farnes
Ngl, they did bit the big one
@@phamdunk3345 💀
Umm got to go
Yeah they bit it right off
Damn
I liked the “hanged” running joke in the episode. And I agree with James’ assessment about tootsie rolls. It is definitely the world’s most unfairly maligned piece of candy. I eat tootsie rolls almost all of the time.
Like me and candy corn
I didn't even know people hated tootsie rolls until recently. I've always loved them
im 13 as of 2022, and my CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LIBRARY had these books in stock. i would be obsessed with those books, and im so glad that they're getting recognition by being covered. Thanks James!!
it's hard to imagine those type of books in a school library with the word catholic in the name
The illustrations of these books scared the hell out of me when I was a kid, the artwork is timeless and still creeps me out.
I've never read any of them but I've seen the artwork and yes, it's amazing!
Same
@@Samson16436 I agree my class loves them
Well I was 7 years to late
@@Samson16436 they were my favorite when I was like 7
“Just because they’re kid characters doesn’t mean they can’t get killed”
Georgie agrees
Hold up 😳
The kid from A Quiet Place agrees.
Ummmmm
Sleepaway Camp agrees
those two kids from halloween 2018 agrees.
I remember reading The Big Toe in 6th grade on a field trip to some hills near San Fransisco. Our teacher read it and I stayed awake throughout the whole night. The movie does well to capture and present that same feeling you get when you read the book. I have to say, I think the Pale Lady might have been the best kill Pain-wise. Didn't seem like Chuck experienced any pain. Just fear and probably confusion as he was hugged.
I think the spider one was the one I would choose because A it's preventable as shown, and B I would probably die to a panic attack in the pale lady situation
When I was in a treatment facility they let us watch this movie. We all ended up quoting the movie, saying things like "who took my toe" and "me tie dough-ty walker" at the most random of times. It freaked the staff out and we thought it was hilarious.
We would also mimic the monsters and the way they moved, as well as recreate the death scenes.
I know James is a busy guy, but let’s appreciate the fact that we managed to get two kill counts this month, instead of the once a month kill count he informed about. Thanks James. ❤️❤️❤️
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Jennifer Moseley No. It’s two. If you’re referring to the Sweeney Todd kill count, that was on the 31st of January.
Leap year
Maybe this is a leap day present.
Yup
"just because they are kid charactes, doesn't mean they can't get murdered"
-James, 2020
Bowen Liu DO IT
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Aiman Thareez Purple Guys wants to know your location
i’m actually super surprised that the books came out that long ago. i’m 17 but definitely grew up reading these ever since i got them from my school library when i was in 3rd grade. which honestly was way to young and i think it kinda fucked me up. but i guess these books are just ageless.
It was this kill count that calmed my fears of this, an amazing part of my childhood, being ruined by its movie iteration.
Thank you, Dead Meat Crew.
I finished watching it yesterday, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
scary stories to tell in the dark is basically goosebumps but disturbing
Kapeens Killshot I’d pick up a goosebumps book as a kid, but not scary stories to tell in the dark.
Implying goosebumps wasn’t disturbing? Lol
@@belle8932 goosebumps isnt even scary
Goosebumps is mild compared to this I am a young teen so I never read the books anyway but damn look scary as hell I would have stuck to the goosters
This movie is basically a better version of the Goosebumps movie. I'm an unapologetic Goosebumps fanboy myself and while the Goosebumps movie wasn't bad nor terrible, it had some funny moments, it wasn't boring and was self aware of how silly the books can be. But it wasn't the Goosebumps movie that _I_ wanted to see, it didn't even _try_ to be a horror film. If I was to make adaptations of the books, depending on the story, I would give it a similar tone and quality to The Haunting Hour: The Series. I enjoyed this film, it wasn't super amazing or anything, but I enjoyed it. It pulled off some creepy imagery with the Pale Lady scene and had a brutal, onscreen death scene that cleverly gets around blood and gore for a PG-13 movie with the Harold scene. It may not be the same as Harold skinning someone alive like in the book, but turning into a scarecrow from the inside out with straw pouring through your skin and mouth is just as fucked up and brutal!
The worst one by far is the hug lady, she is so creepy and just the thought of her coming from all directions triggers my fight or flight instinct. Perfectly written and visually made character solid 10/10.
oh YEAH, visually she looked incredible, but I agree with James on the CGI :( made her look a bit rubbery in the final cut, but god she still scared the shit out of me. was great seeing her brought to life!!!
I wonder though, could you avoid her by walking backwards while looking at her
Ronald Ulysses Swanson she can duplicate though, right? you might look at one of her in one direction, but another could come up behind you..
@@ronaldulyssesswanson6624 Also couldn't you just duck underneath her arms or something? She only appeared whenever Chuck looked down a different hallway. I feel like he could have ran around her since she was so slow. Idk it's just a movie though, so it's not gonna be totally correct
But he kinda looked like he liked the hug
I swear, I didn't get the Tituba line until I started reading The Crucible and learning more about the Salem witch trials. Now that I think back on this movie, it gave me a little bit of that vibe with Sarah being wrongly accused and all.
20:15 *You heard him folks, ask your parents for your own household jangly man! only $99.99 or $9.99 if you call now!!!! he comes with a lot of fun features!, feed him human corpses and he'll be satisfied! and if you order two Jangly mans, we'll throw in a free Jangly Man Leash! (Dead Meat Co. is not responsible for any death, limbs lost, injuries, and/or curses, any strange chantings heard by jangly man are natural and should be ignored)*
James: “let’s see how many kids die today”
Penny wise: “this mf spittin”
That's sum funny shit take my like ;)
@@user-tq6fx7tl7e same
is it bad that i cried when pennywise died..
@@owelle7179 no I for some reason started sobbing in the movie theater
@@mw8263 oml same though
“Just because they’re kids doesn’t mean they can’t be murdered”
Ima use that in court
Update: bois it worked
FNAF
JayG XD I’m dead
2:15
@@giovannasall8552 thanks
@@octanefan...6788 no problem
These books got me into horror. I remember (and still can) singing The Hearse Song randomly throughout my youth. I've introduced my 10 year who doesn't like blood but likes watching horror.
Love this movie ♡ thank you for posting a kill count ♡
"Don't you laugh as the hearse goes by"
Me and my best friend Olivia absolutely loved these books as a kid. Our elementary school library had them and we’d repeatedly check out the third book. Watching the movie brought back some awesome memories.
I do know that James needs a break and the weekly kill counts would drain him but man do I miss those weekly uploads.
At least it makes kill counts that much more special
I do too
It's kind of killing his channel with not having the weekly kill counts. Usually his video's would have millions of views by now, but his most recent views have been going down. I understand he needs a break and time off, but the whole reason why people watch him and the reason why he's famous is because of the kill counts. Putting 1 at the end of each month is kind of killing the views.
Me too :((
@@Assassin199410 and I've seen plenty of youtubers say consistency is key, and that taking long breaks often hurt CZcams channels alot.
If I ever died in a horror movie,I would want to get a golden chainsaw.
*The Angry Molesting Tree From "The Cabin" Enters Your Hiding Place*
@@cumsock7716 hahaha that is funny
You need to get an gory and painful kill to get a golden chainsaw so... Better put that idea aside for now.
xander foley 2 i would not, because its usaully the most gory and painful. I would like the dull machete
@@prototypenick8373 or it's the most creative. Like if you were standing on two separate wood planks that, when spread apart, force you to do a complete horizontal split, then a needle full of adrenaline that quickly and painlessly stops your heart.
1:06 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was one of my favorite things growing up.
When I was a kid I got into trouble a LOT. And I spent a lot of time in the corner for it. Hours on end.
And one time while I was in the corner I heard my mom reading to my little brother. It was the story of the girl with the ribbon around her neck.
I'll skip to the end, her head falls off when she took the ribbon off her head fell off of her body.
I had dreams about this girl. Vivid dreams.
I thought about her all the time.
She's one of the many reasons I fell in love with horror.
I really am impressed by the attention to detail that Guillermo Del Toro gave the Stephen Gammell drawings. I recall being disturbed by those same images as a child, but at the same time, it was difficult to look away. I always felt there was something reminiscent of Lovecraft in those charcoal sketches; a horror of something beyond comprehension, of a thing that aught not have been. Something that was never meant to manifest in our reality. As Del Toro has stated before he was a great fan of Lovecraft's work, so I imagine he must have had a similar view of Gammell's work.
Johnjames Bloom he’s noice
Seems like true horror that only could have been conceived by a twisted mind and that makes it all that much better
The pale woman is the most wholesome kill ever she just wants a hug
😳
She’s the scariest though
Yeah id give her a hug
You talking about the big framed grey face girl? :edit after watching the whole vid I'm talking bout the girl that absorbed chuck with her hug
No cap
This was the first horror movie I’ve watched in theaters. And I love horror now, this movie seriously changed me.
me and my friend sparrow watched this movie yesterday. we’re both scared easily and this movie was no exception but when the toe and the guy coming down the chimney stories were introduced i was just like hit with a wave of nostalgia because those books were my entire childhood
In my opinion the scariest thing in this movie is the recording of Sarah getting shocked after she “lies” about the dead children. 😭
agree tho it was more sad than scary
Your profile tho is nice
Awe your profile is cute lol
:D
Oh my, may I ask where your pfp is from? It's so adorable 🥺❤☺
James: “Lets see how many kids died today!”
Me: **backs away slowly**
"you can help this list by expanding it"
Me trying to explain Five Nights at Freddy’s
@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 damn i haven't played that game in forever
@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 slam the door
5,6 keep that flashlight fixed
7,8 better stay up late
9,10 gonna get stuffed again
Paws Draws me: **ah shit here we go again**
23:31 when he said '' she gave her 2 screams up '' that made me laugh so hard
I remember taking out those books over and over again from the school library, the librarian noticed and said "since you like horror so much you might like these" and gave me so many horror stories that got me to be a fan of horror altogether so these books were a big part of my childhood, I still remember almost all of its stories with so much fondness.
“We also need good stuff for children!”
Why does this make me want a kill count for Coraline? There’d be at least three.
@Savanna Jones he might not count the Beldam because she’s not a human but we can see
@@songbird6414 But he did count the demon taking on the form of Freddy Krueger in Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, so he probably will count the Beldam.
@@songbird6414 I mean he counted Cujo, a dog, in the Cujo kill count
@@songbird6414 Well, she's humanoid, and he did count Predator and crawlers from The Decent.
What about the other kid that his coat is in the wind?
i love how james said "be careful ramone, he'll shoot your eye out" when he was talking about tommy, as its the same actor from the walking dead who shot carl in the eye. amazing!
Whoa, I didn’t make that connection!
I didn’t even noticed that’s the dude that played Ron 😂 I knew he looked familiar
@@tonyc4612 me either 😭😭. But to be fair when he was in the walking dead I hated his character. && he almost got everyone killed with his arrogance && him being envious towards Carl && Rick.
Oh, I was wondering what he was talking about 😅
Wonder if James knew his role in TWD?
Absolutely love the fact that you are correcting hung to hanged. Thought I was the only one that was that particular about the use!
Btw, I can't help but feel like the name Sarah Bellows is a pun for cerebellum, which is a part of the brain which affects coordination, but also regulation of emotional responses like joy and fear.
Of all the ways to die, I think “hugged to death” has to be one of the better ones
Coked up sex with 3 beautiful women heart attack in a hot tub?
Derrick Van-Wyk I agree
@@regulardude3397 no offense but we both know that's never gonna happen
Derrick Van-Wyk not really, getting hugged to death would feel like getting constricted by a boa
I don't know, being absorbed, transformed or disappeared is honestly extremely scary for me. :/
"She was the coolest and hottest babe anyone had ever seen before" 😂💀
AKA my girlfriend 😂
ThomasthedankengineFan08
r/niceguys
ThomasthedankengineFan08 lmaooo no she my girlfriend 😿😂😂😂🤝
Gary Gilbenson but that’s his girlfriend?
@@ChowderTDMOFCAL AKA my sister
7:20 i didn’t even realize that was hank from breaking bad until James said “your really going to sneak a plan like that past the guy who figured out who Walter White was”
hahaha omg I remember growing up on these. The pics always terrified me because they were just so creepy, nevermind how creepy the stories themselves were! The chair one still gets me to this day. It's actually really cool (and perhaps a little spooky too) to see these in film! I want to be just purely terrified by them, but WOW did they do these so much justice and love...I can't help but appreciate it XD
“She was the coolest and hottest babe anyone had ever seen. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP KILLING MY FRIENDS NOW?”
23:24 in case anyone asks
@@SuperNitroZ64 i was gonna ask but ok
👏👏👏 wow review
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in my opinion the scariest kill was the scarecrow, the fact that he’s trying to pull so much hay out of his mouth and body. i’ve had nightmares like this and the feeling of pulling something really long and clumpy out of your mouth, feeling it move through your intestines and stomach, it’s fucking terrifying
Just reading this made me feel nauseous
@@NutmegBGB Seriously. This guy should be writing these horror stories, not being scared by them, but that was brutal.
@@rebekahwolkiewicz449 "disturbing stories to tell in dim light" 🤣
@@demonkitty_toebeans yes!
Same, that one was horrifying. Literally made me feel sick. I had to stop watching for a little while. ^^'
Imagine living in a luxury only for 100 years later for it to rot and be turned into a Haunted House in a film.
Great Video! *Scary Stories 1 is one of my favorite books, it's got beautiful illustrations and fantastic writing paired with screams and laughs!*
I think Tommy’s death was the most disturbing because of the sound effects. He may have been a douche but the actor killed the role
I found the pale lady one disturbing along with Tommy
Well, I thought it looked gross.
“Ah yes, let’s make a child try to vomit straw”
Who enjoys that
I thought it was the worst lookinb
I agree it sounds like broken bones
@@al3xgames790 He was my favorite character :(
Just ThatGuy in my opinion the pale lady was creepy because of the white on red contrast but tommys was disgusting. Also, could the dude not slip past one of the pale ladys?
I like the story "Bloody Fingers", where that guy in the hotel was just like "Not my problem. Get a feckin bandaid or something."
Ikr! 🤣
I like the Viper. Woman keeps getting calls from someone calling themselves “the Viper” and saying they’re coming up to her apartment. When he finally gets there, it turns out he just “came to vash and vipe the vindows”
Oh god I remember that one so well. That was always my favorite for some odd reason
Sky Min “for I vam ve vindow viper!
Me tie doughty walker is a good story in my opinion it's a story about a kid and his dog could go to a haunted house where every Night a bloody head falls down a chimney so a boy and his dog go there and they hear somebody singing me tie doughty walker and after that happened a few times a bloody head falls down the chimney the dog dies on Friday and then the boy gets killed after the head screams we do not know how the boy died but that's the scary thing the head screams snd the the story ends how do y'all think the boy died?
I used to read the books with my grandma who passed away like the same year I discovered the books in fourth grade so when I heard about the movie, I got super depressed. I ended up getting over it and watched the movie and it just made me so teary eyed the whole time thinking of her. But now I can watch without almost crying😂
Seems like a strange change to say "who took my toe" as opposed to the "where is my toe" from the book. Don't know if anyone had the cassette tapes of Scary Stories but they were SO well done. In fact, I grew up on those and not the book, so when I finally got the book I was struck at how simplistic/anti-climactic the stories are. The guys voice/creepy music added A LOT.
"They don't find a dude banging out Morse code with his head down there."
Nice reference.
I feel like I should know what that's from
All I can think of is the CW Flash show cause like, I'm a nerd.
It's from Parasite
PARASITEEE
@@slindamoon329 thats what i thought of too 😂😂
Honestly, this movie could of been a animated mini series on Netflix, with like 1 season for each book with like 16-30+ episodes
Sounds cool, but maybe not so many episodes
@@cinnamoncroissantroll6321 okay
* 'could have' (just helping out)
goosebumps lowkey sucked
That would’ve been cool!
I hold Scary stories to tell in the dark dearly to me, I was born in the early 2000s and I founds this books in my grandma's house because my mom and aunt owned them. My sister was an avid horror fan so I decided to join her and was absolutely petrified. I love the books, the art they gave me nightmares and I love those memories, couldn't stomach the thought of it being a movie not because I was scared it was going to be ruined... but because the book was scary enough xD
Kinda crazy how the first part of the movie could very easily be part of a comedy
“He’ll shoot your eye out” as you show the kid who shoots Carl’s eye out in The Walking Dead. You’re a god James.
Glad I’m not the only one who got the reference lol
WHAAAT??!! I never even noticed until now...... Epic bruh moment.
@@nocturnalbrolyfury5704 4:10 there it is👌🏽
Bruh, nevermind, I presume you already found it. 😂🤷🏽♂️
“I’ll see you next week... and this has been the kill count”
next week?! *that comment made everybody happy*
Well, he usually posts something every week, but it’s not always a Kill Count, especially with his current schedule at the moment (he and Chelsea have a wedding to plan). But who knows? It could be another Kill Count next week, which would be a welcome surprise. 🙂
@@Jackie-McCann I doubt it's a Kill Count, the next one is the end of March. 🙂
The Whisper Gamer and st Patrick’s day video
@The Whisper Gamer It is but he didn't know that at time of recording. 🙂
Jackie McCann pll
After I watched this movie The Pale Lady kept appearing in my (very rare) Nightmares and I would wake up crying. She's not even that scary but for some reason it terrifies me. None of the other monsters from this movie ever appear in my nightmares. Its only ever her.
that scarecrow transformation was horrifying when you realize he is trying to breathe when his lungs and stomach are filling with hay
“I’m James A. Janisse “ this will ever get old
Or his quote *the movie begins*
The line “Welcome to the kill count! I’m James A. Janisse, and today we’re looking at-“ is used so much I can recite it in my sleep. This is not a bad thing
Where we tally up the victims in all of our favorite horror movies.....never gets old
"And while they don't find a dude banging out morse code with his head down there" Nice reference
What's it a reference to? It sounds like a good movie or book.
@@luckychips2283 parasite
@@luckychips2283 johnny got his gun I believe. It's a really good anti-war movie based off a book from the 1930's
@viBatsu @Emma Nemz I'm not sure wich one of you is right but, I'll try and watch both of them.
and a bit of stranger things
I love this movie so much. It's got good characters, a solid story, and awesome killings
I love the billy madison quotes😂😂❤️
I saw this in a "4-d x" cinema, and it was amazing. In the scene with the red lights, the actual cinema went red and flickered. When one character was being chased by the scarecrow, there was a draft.
ツLesKen Ohhh that sounds badass.
Those are 🔥🔥. The future is here lol
Yeah, 4DX is awesome. Sadly, I’ve only ever seen 4DX in Mexico.
ツLesKen i love going to 4D theaters, especially when the seats move around with the movie lol
I want to know you’re location
In 5th grade my class mates fight over these books every time at the libary
Bruh
Same they were so popular
Here’s a cookie 🍪
Fatzzz
Wassup bro
The Jangling man mixes two tales! “What did you come for?” Which is an old woman wishing for company and then body parts dropping from her chimney and Me Tie Dough-ty Walker which was a haunted house where a head falls down the chimney and some rich a-hole offers money for someone to stay the entire night. I thought that was a cool way to combine a couple of tales
those books were pretty much my entire childhood, so fittingly, this was the first horror movie i ever saw in a theater. it was equal parts terrifying and awesome to see those drawings (that gave me nightmares) on the big screen
No one:
James: "ITS HANGED."
Actors: We’re sorry dude, it’s not our fault we didn’t take Pre-K.
My ELA teacher told us this earlier today
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Hunged
14:33 "The Hearse Song"
Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They wrap you up in big white sheet
From your hair down to your feet
They put you in a pinewood box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
It all goes well for about a week
And then your coffin begins to leak
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
As you begin to decompose
A slimy beetle with demon's eyes
Chews through your stomach and out your sides
Your stomach turns to rancid grease
And puss pours out like melted cheese
You spread it on a slice of bread
And that's what you'll eat when you're dead
And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
Your brain turns into maggot pie
Your liver starts to liquify
And for the living, all is well
As you sink further into hell
And the flames rise up to drag you down
Into the fire where you will drown
Your skin melts off as you descend
And Satan tears you limb from limb
Your suffering will never end
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They'll eat your guts and then shit them out
And when your bones begin to rot
The worms remain, but you do not
So don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
For someday, you'll be the one to die
And when Death brings his cold despair
Ask yourself, "Will anyone care?"
I remember this one! I remember that I'd try to sing this story while reading it since it's supposed to be a song. I did that with every spooky song story.
I see. Rusty Cage. Nice
Is that how it's printed in the book? That's so much more gruesome than what I remember, and the book's for kids so I doubt they'd have the swearing.
@@LnPPersonified, No, this is the edgy version some artist made.
@@LnPPersonified no thish is rusty cages version the book one is much shorter
Dude I remember reading that in middle school. I’m in high school now, and the one with the dog dying from fear when a head falls down the chimney still gives me nightmares
I remember reading these books as a kid and it scared the hell out of me. So seeing Dead Meat cover this movie kept me from being too freaked oust by it.
I just want to say I’ve seen every single Kill Count released and you can just tell that from the first till now James’ line delivery, pacing, and everything in general has improved so amazingly. Talk about someone who has truly learned and made amazing leaps in editing and all. Love the work, continue crushing it James!!!
I knowww, I sometimes like to rewatch the first kill count and the way he presents jokes and just talks is so much more active and more exciting
Rule no.1 of finding mysterious books written in blood:
Never read it out loud.
Why
Kobe Arnold it always ends with the story coming true
TASE How about “Never read any mysterious book”?
Also not touching the book or opening it like that moron in Evil Dead (2013)
@@jonathangarcia5279 tbh the Necronomicon looks sick, if I encounter that book I'll probably do the same
Love the Parasite reference at 6:03
I actually had one of the books when i was a bit younger. It belonged to my oldest brother and he loved to scary me shitless with the stories. Looking back I think that was what made me love horror so much, and it was the first time I was exposed to horror because my mom was very protective. I remeber the one that scared me the most was "Me die doe tee walker" which I'm sad they changed in the movie but, that is just what happenes when you put a book into a movie
Bruh scary stories to tell in the dark was like the scariest book in the library back in elementary school.
FAX. The best one was where the head fell down the chimney and you can't tell me otherwise
Lol
Nah the big toe scared the fuck outta me mainly the picture
it's weird because it was so creepy buy in most of the stories the fear was a diversion, or everything turns out okay in the end and people don't die in them, they just get scared. But in the movie they all die except a few people. Like the books it was all suspense and they escape the danger, like the woman being followed by a man flashing his headlights but then she learns he was just keeping the murderer in her back seat from killing her, or stories where someone meets or sees a ghost and gets scared but then the ghost leaves and nothing happens, it was like just scary enough without being too violent or depressing for younger kids. The spider one was accurate but in the book the story ends right there, the spiders hatch from a girl's face, the end. So you don't find out if she died, went crazy, was totally fine and just mildly grossed out, nothing.
My teacher read it in 2nd grade. When ever he read the stories out loud, he used voices and sound effects, and, ngl I couldn’t stay in the room, same as about six other kids, he was really good at freaking us out.
This is why i have a solid bottom bed ain't no ghost pulling me to the void.
Same
Same here 🤣
aww lucky
Naw fam, i just cram all the junk on my floor to under my bed.
Same, but i have a little cupboard on the end of my bed soooo... 😬😬😬
The books for these are some of the best I’ve read , as a kid when I was 9 years old in 3rd grade this was in 2013-2014 I’m 19 now , me and my friends would read them for hours and each story would just make us have the best time with each other , I love these books .
It’s hard to believe Ruth went to a mental hospital instead of a medical hospital because you’d think she’d have a hundred other spider bites after that
The pale lady seems like that old lady across the road who’s really creepy but once you finally meet her she gives the best hug and is hella nice
Except the hug feels like you’re going stomach-first into quicksand
Liam Johansson I laughed harder than I should have at that
@Liam Johansson S U C C
@Liam Johansson *S U C C*
S U C C
The “I didn’t hurt the children” scene actually kept me up at night
I dont really get it... I think i no have feelings
jorge urrutia no I think your just 9
The pale lady scared me the most
@@Phenamia NO IM NOT!
*Im 9 IN A HALF, get it rite ok?* also dang why u got to be rude
jorge urrutia lol I’m 12
Let’s be honest. We don’t watch dead meat for the kills. We watch it because James amazing reviewing and halarious commentary, and he definitely makes horror movies less scary. Love you James ❤️
I used to read these all the time wow thank you for taking me back I love this!!!
The jangle man was played by a contortionist who was on America's got talent
He was also on the Flash
Watched a CZcams video have we😏
Gladwin Morwe yeah we have lol
Yeah I remember that guy’s audition it was so creepy
Troy James
This movie is one of the few times where I actually really hope there’ll be a sequel with more stories from all the books
Made a good profit and got some decent reviews, and I believe a sequel already been planned. Add in more stories while also trying to undo the stories from the first movie.
My most favorite substitute teacher in the world would blow off work to read us this book. She was my original golf goth crush. Tested us well. Idk if she's still alive but love u lots ms. McDermott
I watched this with my friends in theaters when it came out bc we also read the books as kids. We’re all just entering college now, watching horror movies together all the time. This is how it all started :)
“So glad this is Pg-13”
*Down below*
“Buy the movie - 15
Different countries have different rating systems. Who knew? 😁
Yea, it's annoying how ratings change between countries, if only it was a 12
In Australia it’s only M
@@A_Film21 It's too intense to be a 12a, five year olds shouldn't be seeing this. The US have G, PG, PG-13 and R. They don't have one betwen the higher two, like we have 15 between 12 and 18. It's annoying, I know, but the system we have over here, in the UK, works.
Shifty Bench Don’t forget NC-17
"aCtUallY itS hanGeD"
youre the kid in the sleepover who instantly goes, "its tomorrow now" the second it turns 12. lmao.
Hahaha
@@DeadMeat technically both can be used.
its never tomorow, its always today
Did he swap the cups?
BTW, you should totally do an Inside No. 9 kill count
@@elisejackson2854 shut up
I was actually born in 2001, but in elem the teachers would play narrations of these stories that were accompanied with pictures and stuff every Halloween season. When I saw the scarecrow it unlocked many memories lol.
Edit: I frickin loved those stories man!
Gotta love this channel can watch movies never actually wanted to watch and he breaks it down so don’t waste an hour
Notice how all the main characters who presumably died didn’t get stabbed, dismembered, melted, disintegrated, or burnt. They either got pulled into something or just transformed into a scarecrow. Not all horror movies and shows need gore to be scary.
That's what James said at the beginning
The one who transformed into a scarecrow got stabbed with a pitchfork.
@@JustinWadeShorts but there wasn't any blood
@@JustinWadeShorts Yeah, and it made him EPICLY transform into a scarecrow. One of the coolest kills I've ever seen.
@@JustinWadeShorts brother?
James: "...and while they don't find a dude banging out morse code with his head down there..."
Me: ecstatic over the fact that I understood a reference in a kill count
Nice.
SAME
is that a reference to that one movie with the girl who clicks her tongue?
@@vivianhuber440 no I think it's a reference to the Korean movie Parasite
@@Sunshine_Ses It definitely is a reference to Parasite
I love the straw kill its the perfect mix between being pg-13 and being horrific and terrifying to watch