Top 10 Crypt TV Monsters RANKED!
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~~Logo~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
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~~"The Rankings"~~
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Dead Meat spooky but cool it’s 4 am I need sleep
Cool
The one about the crazy doctor is terrifying
Dead Meat awesome james
Dead Meat I'm first... Sorta
Lucy has officially been inducted into the Hall of Monsters.
OH MY GOD
I have Nightmares of her Already Help ;-;
Good job on the mimic that's one of favs my best is looksee (I always mess up the name) really liked the idea you made with him and a cool design
CryptTV you are awsome
Make a vid about her ft dead meat and Lucy
James's reaction to the mimic got me 😂😂
" *Hi daddy* "
"AH WHAT THE FOOK"
Lmao what the fuuuuucck
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He sounded like goofy
AHHH wot the fooooooooooooooooooooook
Without context thats hilarious
James: our next monster is Lucy!
Crypt Tv: write that down
*WRITE THAT DOWN!!!*
when he saw the mimic on live stream he didnt even say wat the f*ck he said *OO WHAT THE FOOK*
And now, Lucy has made it into Meow!
I’m scared now. H E L P. 😳
as you walk down the stairs you see your cat turn the corner.. you go to check on him and boom there it is.. a cat with a open face and thousands of sharp teeth
it spits at you and as you trip into the stairs you scream WHAT TUE HELL IS THAT THING?! getting up and running back to your room it follows close behind you as you get to your room..you slam the door loading your 12gauge. you wait silently waiting for it to knock down the door..BOOM the door go’s down you put all 5 rounds into it making shredding cat soup on the ground.. you look at yourself and see melted skin.. that wasn’t spit...that was acid
@@iamjadon8075 oh hell nah!
I love how the mimic looks like a giant puppet when it says, "hi daddy"
I love it
That made my body take a screenshot
It _is_ a giant puppet 😂
Bro for reals Sounds like goofy
If Crypt T.V. is Marvel for monsters, I cannot wait for their version of Avengers.
Rasallon NOICE
Lol
OOH INFINITY WAR FOR THE CRYPT
Rasallon same
Pr infinty war
Nobody:
Subtitles:
Hi I’m James a Chinese
Aquafire The Skywing haha
Hella underrated af comment
Also crib TV
@@dogefan12349 not at all
@@QuadElementals This was the first version of this I saw, back then I didn't know it was overused.
When the mimic was talking in the parents room when the dad was in the sons room I thought it was actually in my room and I'm wearing headphones with ambient sound on so it scared the crap out of me
The mimic looks more like a killer burrito with eyes
😂😂😂😂😂
It looks like me when I finally come out of my room to get my poppedcorn from the oven
"Kinderfänger" is definitely inspired by an old german tale called "Rattenfänger von Hameln" ("rat-catcher of hameln")(hameln is a city in germany).
The tale is about a town in which are so many rats that they hire a mysterious man to remove them. He plays a song on his flute and all rats are following him magically, so he brings them to the nearest river and every rat drowns in there. After this happens the city refuses to pay the mysterious man, so he starts playing a song on his flute again but this time the children of the town are following him and he brings them into a mountain nearby. Just two kids returned to the city: a blind and a child that isn't able to talk, but they couldn't explain the citizens where the missing kids are. The other children have never returned to the city.
Fun fact: Freddy Krüger`s striped pullover is based on an old illustration of the rat-catcher :)
Lol, daran hatte ich garnicht gedacht...
thanks for the fun fact, I love old folk tales, especially dark ones!
Ich war schonmal in Harmeln
Ich meine Hameln
The Pied Piper
Does anyone think the monster in The Birch looks oddly beautiful
Hinka I would love her as a motherly protector
Yeah
Yeah and natsuki I’m with you
Its reminds me of a little version of a monster in Escape the Night
yeah
I love the witch from Stone Heart, since her motive is to protect woman and she kinda fights for justice.
((SPOILERS))
Wrong. She double-crossed her host for trying not to kill an innocent.
I lIkE cRuElLa DeViL bEcAuSe ShE mAkEs CoAtS oUt Of DoGs, ShEs JuSt An ArTiSt YoU kNoW
Dumbass
@@twindrill2852 ye my point exactly
I was getting scared there when the look see wasn't showing up
I was thinking 'bro if the Look-See doesnt come imma freaking murder him'
@@ZenGamer360 All Sunny Family Style with Several Knife Jabs to the Stomach
"I mean, yeah, he charges fingers and other body parts for his frozen treats, but he must be doing something right because he's burning a hole through this one family's digital currency"
*DIGITAL* currency
what a goddamn pun
i didn't catch the pun... what does it mean?
@@divyanshukunwar7849 digits is another name for fingers.
@@watermeloon314 ohhhhh I didn't understand that either lol
@@totaldramataco4961 me too.
She protecc
She attacc
She's the birch and she'll be bacc
@pedro no
She is good
Dam dos some are bars or sticks bad pun
Looks like you were right, The Birch is Bacc
Birch is a bitch ,professor birch too
You best know she finna murder you
“Watching stuff on her phone in bed, something literally all of us have done before.”
Man I’m doing this right now and it’s pitch black in my room.
4:23 James: watching stuff on her phone in bed, something literally all of us have done before
Me: watching this on my phone in bed😬
That freaked me out because that’s what I’m doing right now
Same
I was doing that but paid no attention
@@caidenst.laurent7386 same here buddy
Never looks at phone in bed again
The birch is a lady. She is the mother of trees, and protector of the pure hearted.
No shit Sherlock
@@itzamarahere3426 hey watson james called it a he so they were correcting
He should have said “Jk lucy is not a cripttv monster shes just a monster”
That's something to say about my cat.
Waffle Wizard true
I read this as CripTV
Stfu
The mimic calling out to his "dad" actually gave me the fucking chills! Plus, I'm watching this all at 2 in the morning!!!
James: "This Guys Ice Cream Must Be Finger Licking Good!"
Me: "Yeah.. Literally!"
That was the joke.
It's funny how one of the nicest guys on CZcams reviews some of goriest stuff out there.
Ironically its the same with the actors, Robert england, Kane Hooder, Ted white are a few examples of good people who actually play a part in horror movies but are nice as hell guys
Yeah I don’t like horror movies, but I’ve seen every episode. I can’t stop.
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation yeah
OnlyGoodShhh I think it fits.
OnlyGoodShhh okay...
Ice cream man is a symbol of what parents give for their children.
@{Kaykay is noice} aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Go to the River!
My mom is actually friends with the person who plays ice cream man! He is really cool and very nice!
me noticing they cant work at most of the jobs without fingers
Man the Founder’s must have earned a lot of cash to start Zona, but I never thought he got it though fingers tho
Mimic is my favorite because the thing looks cute and ugly and it's funny when it says *hi daddy*
Fun fact: Look-see is also his favorite because James was in a look-see episode
6:06 Who else thought that Mira Mira looks like a demogorgon with eyes when she opens her face?
Ik
I know right
Yes I thought it was at first
IKR
Jacob Nockowitz Mira Mira and demogorgon: * have a date *
-9 months later-
Mira Mira:* walks holding a baby *
Demogorgon: * sees Mira Mira and the baby* AH CRAP
I love the symbolism of the ice cream man, it shows that parents will do anything for their kids happiness, even give up their own body parts. ☺️
I never thought about that....
Okie dokie
@@jajob_1235 ......
PUT THE MEMES IN THE BAG AND YOU'LL LEAVE ALIVE!!!!
Or maybe they are just hardcore masochist that gain sexual gratification from mutilating themselves
Aw I was hoping Woe Bone and Mordeo would be on here, I love Lexi’s revenge creepypasta because it shows her with a grasp of humanity left despite being turned into a man eating cannibal. Which makes for a sad monster that is aware of their situation as a monster. And gotta love Mordeo with the cool design, the violent kills, and the mystery behind them
Look see is a very interesting dude.It is exactly the perfect combination from slenderman,the babadook,looking kind of like Alien maybe,and having some elements from the jigsaw killer.Even his kills and the way he kills people is symbolic.The woman that daniel cheated on her wife had her had taken off as she wanted to get in the picture with daniel.Daniel got his eyes out as his eyes started this whole affair.The grieving father wanted to embarace his daughter in his arms and was looking at the past,the looking taking his arms so he couldn't embarace her and turning his head to stop him looking at the past.He took Daniel's wife her arm,to represent the expression of the husband taking the wife's hand.There was something with her broken legs too but I can't remember at the moment.The Look See is a very interesting monster if you kind of look closer.
"If you yourself cannot release,then it will come to take a pieces" The Looksee attacks people who look at the past and cannot give it up,so the saying means to get rid of the item that reminds you of it before it takes a piece,and the life of the griever.
4:50
"Oh-Oohjahfuckin" ~ James A. Janisse (2018)
I have been laughing for 5 minutes. Thank you
AnythingYT You are very welcome my dude 👍🏻
Hahahhahahhahahaha
Honestly, I'm just so proud of this channel, you can really tell James puts so much work into every video! I 100% agree with this list
He's the best!
Cryptv whats good im a sub your vids are better than horror movies
Not only is James the best at counting kills, but he stays true with his opinions, always honest about every opinion. Both CryptTV and Dead Meat are the places to go for horror movies.
+Crypt TV WE LOVE TO SEE YOUR VIDEOS BEFORE GOING TO BED.
Crypt TV plz Look-See season 3
The mimic scared that hell out of me when I saw it's face lol and my fav is look see >:) I'm drawing him tho >:3
James: "first we get a really self-inflicted jumps care that really got me... ohh ja fuck it!"
James James James
We all know you only like the Look-See because you were in an episode
I literally went through the comments just for this
The Woodsman was it worth it?
Yes
Milan Azadfar Jensen they are all in season 2 of looksee
Maybe... :)
That line about digital currency is the most clever anything ever. Well fuckin played man
Josh Neff i didnt get it whoops
Josh Neff nevermind its DIGITal currency nice one
I came for the monsters, I stayed for the witty jokes.
It's amazing how crypt TV can create so many good story's and doesn't require cheesy jokes and cliches to work
"The best part about these videos is you can't prove me wrong!" 😂😂😂 savage
Well...Since they are partnered up I'm looking to see James in a future short film. That would be cool right...Right?
CaptainNugget very!
CryptTV I would love for it to happen ❤️ all love guys.
CaptainNugget dude you just made a collaboration bigger than infinity war happen.
AtomicLR you are not wrong
AtomicLR 😂LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
I'm a german Person and "Kinderfänger" is a german word and when i translate it Than it means something like "child hunter".
and its obviously based on the tale "Der Rattenfänger von Hameln"
Bin auch deutsch
@@fbi-6036 Gratuliere.
Hey I'm german too
Und mir ist langweilig@-@
Warum ist mir auch langweilig🤔
I really hope James does another kill count for a crypt tv series. They’re fun!
4:49
I don’t know why but it makes me laugh every time
Party Panda “evu-oojafucken.”
Ge spoke stitch
1:27 did you notice there is a sunny family cult simbol on her wrist?
Mi CHANNEL maybe that will be revealed in season four
Mi CHANNEL ow shit u right
Wrist*
@@theguidedclutch1345 Typo
Mi CHANNEL yeah
Monster - *"RAAAAAHHHH"*
James - "eh"
XD (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Monster: meow
James: LUCY?
Me: *THE CUTEST FUCKING CAT OH MY GOD KITTYYYYYYYYYY*
The cat made me happy by smiling
The way Lucy was looking at you I CAAAAANNNTTT that's so cute!
The Thing in the Apartment is the literal reason why I don't use my phone and orher gadgets in the dark. The light from the gradget makes your eyes adjust less to the darkness.
ALRB❤ Hey I’ve seen you before
I'm the same, I will use those devices at night. But not in the dark, when my light goes off it's because I'm ready to sleep, or at least try.
That's why I always sleep with the light on and cuz I have a very big fear of the dark
So true!
This person is full of wisdom!
Thats why you have a room with a window with a light on which helps me sleep, and i don't really know now
The thing in the apartment has a nice 6 pack, he probably goes to the gym in the apartment
Love this line
Thank you (your awesome) ;)
The thing in the apartment gets me every time, even when I watched the clips through your video it still got me
6:05 so thats how demogorgen came and got its name
It’s the demo demogorgon. The DEMOgorgon
We need more of this, you're CLEARLY enjoying it, and it makes the vid way more awesome!
Top ten monsters.
1: James
2: His cat lucy
3: James
4: James
5: James
etc...
Carfan 1 lol 😂
:)
james is probably a monster. under the sheets...;)
Carfan 1 what do you mean by "under the sheet"
as in under the SHEETS;) WINK WINK
The fact that “the door” wasn’t on this list hurts me
I freaking love yalls channel... i do wish your lovely lady would do these with you sometimes tho... shes great... youre both great! Always be kind to each other... even when you think the other isnt watching 🥰 i love your "be good people" line at the end of all of these
Me: (sees title)
Me: If the looksee monster isnt #1 im gonna be pissed...
later me: HELL YEAH
Rock You: Let's see if I can make it to the top comments if I do one of those *insert generic 'me:...'*-comments
Also you: Well... appeared to be pretty dissapointing
You: *takes gun* I can't take it anymore :(
Also you: *Peng*
MojoBrickStudios - Customs&Hauls and you seem to be a bully
Mr Orange Soda not really he/she is right though,that was obviously the intention for the comment
MojoBrickStudios - Customs&Hauls
Shut up
Same
5:04 I got an ad for shredded pork right here and I'm not sure how to feel about it.
4:12 Lucy is now a hall of monsters member
I think one of my favorite crypt tv shorts is the mime; I have consistently gone back to that video for like forever
Psssst. Kinderfänger means 'child catcher'
Seine Aussprache XD
His pronounciation XD
Children Catcher. What a hobby.
Dove terrific
Ich hatte so einen lachanfall als er das aussprechen wollte😂
3:42 when you walk into my room and that I haven't left for a week
You forgot Mordeo... His roar... I like it.
Me too
iSkatz hehe... same...
You belong to the *mordeo* now
iSkatz its his favorites not yours (im not mean or rude i just wanna say)
Me to
Why that bambi like demon not in
Thanks dude for the new movies!!
James ranks Look-See at number one next thing you know hes in it
“It’s got everything you would want in a horror movie creature. It’s got great visual effects, a terrifying look, and solid jam skills.” Wait what?
Lmao
When James says he is missing some epic monsters, I can’t help being happy that he mentioned the Look-See, but I’m also sad that he didn’t mention that he was in one of the Look-See videos
He does talk about it in his kill count for it tho
I love the birch and the looksee, the facebook live is amazing!!
The look see monster reminds me of Guillermo del Toro’s “Pan’s labyrinths” hand eye monster. It also reminds me of the crooked man from the conjuring series.
Very nice
This shit deserves its own horror movie!
The cryptonian monsters
I just watched a scene where someone died and then a KFC add came on saying "have a heart ripper roll only for 2.99" XD perfect timing!
Top 10 anime perfect timing moments
XD
(｡-_-｡)
Coincidence I THINK NOT
James: and the best part of these videos is you can't prove me wrong!
Matpat: Are you sure about that?!
Of course you chose Look see. It's GREAT and you did a Genuinely killer, and creepy, job acting in it. Can't wait till we get more
As a fan of Horror since 1983 its nice and refreshing to see new Horror stories and concepts being displayed through they eyes of talented writers and Directors, and channels like this one, we got stuck in a rut it seems for a while with the only Horror out there being reboots, the over used found footage theme, and unoriginal concepts....I'm a huge fan of Crypt tv...(everyone should watch and subscribe) and now am a fan of this channel as well.
BIlly Ray Crypt TV is sooo the best!
GIOVANNI Martin Its so good and so underrated!
BIlly Ray right?! i t the best horror i can watch all day until it turns night time!
GIOVANNI Martin The night time is the best time! You seem pretty cool bro!
BIlly Ray oh yes i am cool!
i am sorta the best teen! i guess
The Birch is a lady. Well, referred as a “lady”.
9:58 so i'm not the only one who thinks that looks like eleven, huh?
ok good to know.
the thing in the apartment scared me for MONTHS and still spooks me with how terrifying it is!
Look-See is actually Slender’s australian Cousin
DOODLE DIO I know right
@@Jericrow Just with some teeth.
Of course he is
Wish there could be Funko pops of all the monsters on Cryptv. Am I the only one who thinks that?
GIMME THE LOOK SEE NOW
Holy shit why didn’t I think of that befote
AkariL I don't think they do ones for Internet characters.
I have not but good idea
I need the Looksee n o w
I love the comic book ones! Especially with the English Girl with the hockey stick 🏒. I love her backstory and is in the same universe as the sunny family cult
Scariest monster our Mom when turning off wifi since we were kids 😂
You mean finger taking good?
Crazy once you think about it, you should see the ice cream men from Kids Next Door
Oof the Birch is a woman
**insert stupid pun here**
RamosEffectGaming no it's a tree
RamosEffectGaming hot af
I'm so glad that looks is number one SO GOOD I LOVE IT
the widower now has a wife! woohoo! also great vid and an alt title: another excuse to look at crypt tv
You called *The Birch* a guy!😂👌
Wow I cant believe my distant ancestor is some kind of tree demon lol😂🤣😅😆
@@tayshaunbirch5955 lmaoo
@@tayshaunbirch5955 it's a good tree demon though since it kills the bullies and protects the innocent.
@@tatianagois7291 I guess but what if it turned on me it's seems pretty unstable if you ask me lol
He did it with the sheep dog which is revealed to be a girl in her backstory
Yo James, I gotta say you are legit my favorite channel on youtube. Your videos are so well made in almost all aspects and your community is one of the nicest I've seen. Keep up the great work!
Teben don't listen to him he probally suck on it every single day
Crypt #6 : Lucy , she lures you in with its cuteness and when you stroke her you melt into a pile of flesh and bone
I like the Brute from door in the woods that shit gave me nightmares for a whole week and hospice gave me nightmares too.
Pray for me, I’m going in full screen boys
Did you survive
I hope he did
You alive
I survived BOTH Look-See seasons on FULL SCREEN. Everybody CLAP THAT UP
@@ZenGamer360 how tf-
The Kinderfänger is inspired by the Rat catcher of Hammeln, a well known german Legend, it says that city of Hammeln was overun with rats, but one day a man with a flute showed up, the man sayed he would get them rit of there rats, the people agreed, and the man played on his flute, all the rats follow him and when he wents into a river the rats drawn, when he returns the people of hammeln dont want to pay him, so a few days later the man returns and plays again on his flute, but now all the children follow him, and they never have been seen again....
Also in the story there are two children, one that can’t hear and one that cant see, why the one who cant hear isnt following is clear, but the one cant see follows him first, but then rans over a crop and falls over, so he is out of range
KΓÜGΞR 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
We all know it was copied off from Shrek, that is where it truly originated.
Actually that is what I believe too. It even had the kid who was not affected by the music.
I thought he was called the pied piper or is that just an alternate name for him?
Bengaman Broon oh might be, im a german so i cant say for sure
The ending of TITA is much like the Descent, with the main character leaning back in the car to reveal something that makes them scream, which is fitting with the monster design.
“I’m a sucker for things”-dead meat
6:47 me at school😂
6:49 the way it cuts of😂
Lololol
Hey James mate, you have a neato video format. Keep up the good work. I can see you put a lot of time into the editing phase and your videos are top quality.
When I first watched this video and watched the mimic it freaking scared me, like I couldn't sleep the whole week after that. And now that I am back I don't know if I can watch it again.
Just briefly seeing all of this gave me chills
10:00 "wonderful twisting story" saying it while a contorted body is in the background
nice pun
Incredible
I didn't think it was on purpose
I want a CryptTv video just about Lucy. Maybe the horror aspect can come in the ghost of Hoju... but everything's fine and cute
Jackson Spiner lucy james cat, right?
Lucy the best cat
“Huh,what the fuck”
That is best reaction to any thing.
When i see the mimic, I can’t stop seeing Victor from DBD :). I love both btw
If I had a wish making thing, then I would be careful of what I wish
Example
I wish that whatever I wish for, doesn’t harm me or anyone else
I wish that whatever I wish for will end up good, and never comes back to me
I wish that you will take me not that seriously, when I wish for something, you know what I’m saying
I thought SOOT was pretty cool too cause of he had some good kills (such as the electrocution in the first one) and had the clear motivation of a grim reaper type character with the cool image of the ring cut on his victims
My favorite crypt tv is the ice cream one because I really like creepy cute stuff,I like the style of it and how brutal and cute it can be at times…