Valentine (2001) KILL COUNT

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  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody Před 4 lety +13189

    That nose bleed would be so inconvenient for a killer. His body is basically triggering an involuntary "leave my DNA at every crime scene" response

    • @Hydro0223
      @Hydro0223 Před 4 lety +269

      A drop or two is pretty insufficient(but plausible) in a crime scene

    • @AkiDave
      @AkiDave Před 4 lety +57

      Critical Nobody right!?

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Před 4 lety +26

      I was thinking that too!!

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 Před 4 lety +11

      Ok uh that's obviously you don't need to tell us

    • @spacez3814
      @spacez3814 Před 4 lety +32

      Just keep a tissue

  • @kotorandcorvid4968
    @kotorandcorvid4968 Před 4 lety +2852

    I love James comments
    "I was fat"
    James: "THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE! AND NO YOU WEREN'T!"

  • @isabelmarie2003
    @isabelmarie2003 Před rokem +353

    Honestly, Shelby hiding in a bodybag is one of the smartest decisions I've seen in horror movie

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před rokem +16

      *Shelley* and she's got one of best first on-screen murder scenes of horror movies

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Not really cause she still got caught

    • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
      @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Před 9 měsíci +15

      ​@@designertonio5801 yeah you're hiding but you're trapped in that body bag, such an easy target once found

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg she got caught, how is that a smart decision if she got caught?

    • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
      @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@designertonio5801 no I was saying it's a bad hiding spot cause once the killer opens the zipper you are trapped, easy target for the killer

  • @TheAmazingTachan
    @TheAmazingTachan Před 3 lety +606

    “That’s not an excuse! And no you weren’t!”
    I dunno why but the delivery of that line got me.

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon Před 4 lety +5242

    “I was fat”
    “That’s not a excuse and no you weren’t”
    Don’t know why that made me laugh way too hard

  • @caitlin3810
    @caitlin3810 Před 4 lety +1945

    “Now it’s time for the kills ... slash, entire movie summary” he’s becoming self aware

  • @southerntastey
    @southerntastey Před 4 lety +670

    So why didn't Jeremy Melton go after the bullies who humiliated him along with Dorothy?

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 Před 4 lety +134

      He probably killed them off screen

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 4 lety +109

      I guess the original script included details of Jeremy killing the bullies and the girls researching to find out the head bully died

    • @SilverWolf442
      @SilverWolf442 Před 3 lety +76

      There was gonna be a sequel where he would have, but the film didn't do well enough to warrant another film.

    • @CastorCharmwood
      @CastorCharmwood Před 2 lety +8

      simple. he's an incel

    • @kiroszn
      @kiroszn Před 2 lety +7

      He probably lost them

  • @ben6521
    @ben6521 Před rokem +100

    I loved how the killer killed the girls in the order of how Jeremy asked the girls at the dance.

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před rokem +19

      As their responses foreshadow their fates and Dorothy is the biggest one who deserved comeuppance after her phoney attempted rape allegation

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I loved how Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

    • @RedRobin6543
      @RedRobin6543 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Valentine is one of those horror films with the most satisfying and creative kills

    • @ikuvera
      @ikuvera Před 8 měsíci +2

      I do Like this movie

    • @alexiscando2068
      @alexiscando2068 Před 6 měsíci +7

      It's kind of ironic that Dorothy got killed like she was framed to be the killer just like how she framed Jeremy as her r*pist

  • @Ash-jr7lc
    @Ash-jr7lc Před 4 lety +4899

    “I was fat”
    The actor who played her younger self: :|

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 Před 4 lety +181

      Woomy Woomy she wasn’t that big tho

    • @flo.g.
      @flo.g. Před 4 lety +187

      @Woomy Woomy maybe a bit, but she's nowhere near fat

    • @BlueMaskGuy
      @BlueMaskGuy Před 4 lety +103

      *being chubby keeps you warm*

    • @jassiahthompson3878
      @jassiahthompson3878 Před 4 lety +34

      Woomy Woomy yeah but she wasn’t fat she was just chubby

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons Před 4 lety +10

      Woomy Woomy yeah but I’ve seen bigger lol

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Před 4 lety +2938

    Who the Hell gives themself a swirly?
    James: "I gave myself a swirly"
    😑

    • @meow_bastard
      @meow_bastard Před 4 lety +6

      stfu

    • @dddanielharryzam
      @dddanielharryzam Před 4 lety +26

      @Rikla you should make a Spidey fan account. You'll see how many toxic comments you'll get in 1 week

    • @wow577
      @wow577 Před 4 lety +8

      Pines

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 4 lety +14

      +@@wow577 Favorite type of tree

    • @wow577
      @wow577 Před 4 lety +8

      @@DrDolan2000 not sure but probably birch, wbu?

  • @Rozzelcopter
    @Rozzelcopter Před 2 lety +206

    I lowkey liked the killer's look in this movie. I'd love to see some sort of reboot of it done right because the killer is pretty creepy to me.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +11

      Facts. The killer's look is so simple yet brilliant, effective and terrifying as hell😰😱 as it was just constructed perfectly so it's not really necessary for a reboot. 😍😎💯👍

    • @robertwye9463
      @robertwye9463 Před 11 měsíci +8

      The cherub mask and the creepy looking coat are in my opinion what makes this a top tier design

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@robertwye9463 something about the babyface mask with an expressionless face and the black coat makes him look so fever dreamy , off and creepy , when you think about it since the mask is about cupid ( eros) who's cute and the god of love that kinda means that the dude is good-looking and kinda dreamy but that won't stop him from being a psycho
      Maybe I'm looking too deep into this

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Před 6 měsíci

      Fr

  • @djgillon3192
    @djgillon3192 Před 4 lety +912

    I’m just wondering why Jeremy didn’t kill the bullies as well

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 4 lety +198

      Before the events of the film he probably did.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 Před 4 lety +112

      They're the ones who probably broke his ribs they wouldve gone first tf

    • @That90sGirl310
      @That90sGirl310 Před 4 lety +156

      Xenohart, you know damn well he didn't. He didn't kill them because they're males and he was an 90s Incel.

    • @toatakanuva4846
      @toatakanuva4846 Před 3 lety +32

      Maybe they wanted to make a sequel
      ... or something, I don’t know

    • @justsomelochnessmonsterony8265
      @justsomelochnessmonsterony8265 Před 3 lety +47

      @@That90sGirl310 That doesn't make sense.

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 4 lety +3345

    *Best part of this movie:*
    Deaths with Foreshadowing: In the opening, when Jeremy asks the five girls to dance with him, their responses foreshadow their fates.
    Shelley's response: "In your dreams, loser!"
    Killed while lying in a sleeping position in a body bag.
    Lily's response: "Ewww!"
    Received a box full of maggot-filled chocolates. Later used for archery kill, with her body falling into a dumpster.
    Paige's response: "I'd rather be boiled alive."
    Make that electrocuted in a hot tub.
    Kate's response: "Maybe later, Jeremy."
    She survives only because she showed kindness to Jeremy/Adam.
    Dorothy set him up big time, claiming that Jeremy attacked her under the bleachers when they were caught making out by several school bullies. He gets his ass kicked and sent off to reform school as a result.
    Adam sets her up to take the fall for all of the murders, and gets away scot-free.

  • @blitz7845
    @blitz7845 Před 4 lety +1574

    Netflix: Too all the boys who loved me
    Valentine: Too all the girls who rejected me

    • @letiwijaya1280
      @letiwijaya1280 Před 4 lety +21

      And then they will put this movie in their subscription

    • @zebzee2363
      @zebzee2363 Před 4 lety +2

      GAY

    • @blitz7845
      @blitz7845 Před 4 lety +5

      Woahhhh..... Low on the crack dude..... Gay is good

    • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
      @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 Před 4 lety +4

      BlitzMcPepper Cheezit
      Okay I’m super sorry and probably being really rude but.....
      *to

    • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
      @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 Před 4 lety +1

      Emily Barrera No It’s just that people on the internet might react differently than your English teacher.

  • @MegaManDBZX
    @MegaManDBZX Před 3 lety +60

    Anyone else notice that David Boreanaz always seems to play a guy who’s killing people, talking to loved ones in cemeteries, and recovering from an addiction weather it be booze, betting, or blood?

  • @lorettaaa_reacts
    @lorettaaa_reacts Před 3 lety +222

    Fun fact: the actress who plays Dorothy is Steven Spielberg’s real life step daughter

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +28

      Another fun fact, she and Katherine Heigl both starred in medical drama: *_Grey's Anatomy_*

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +2

      Jessica Capshaw did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Dorothy Wheeler. 😍👍💯😎 Her character had a unhappy and miserable childhood due to her weight issues which affect her emotionally and mentally as it lead to lifelong anger, insecurity, jealously, and resentment towards her "pretty" and "popular" friends. In adulthood she transformed into a true beauty as she figure if she slimmed down she will gained confidence and lack insecurity but unfortunately deep down she still has that chip on her shoulder and childhood trauma. Dorothy is a complex character as it makes the audiences feel sorry for her and want her to win such as getting a chance of happiness in life but at the same time we want her to die as she was the most horrible and wrost one.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +1

      @@marklynn5899 Katherine Heigl and Jessica Capshaw did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Shelly Fisher and Dorothy Wheeler as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles. 😍💯👍😎

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Před 9 měsíci

      Cant believe Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Před 6 měsíci

      What 😂

  • @sirnarwhal9911
    @sirnarwhal9911 Před 4 lety +2964

    So instead of going for the bullies that assault you, you went with the girls that rejected you at a party?

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 Před 4 lety +652

      He was the first incel.

    • @giokyo9465
      @giokyo9465 Před 4 lety +167

      why not go fot both ?

    • @spider-woman9482
      @spider-woman9482 Před 4 lety +234

      maybe he already did years, months, or even days before killing the girls. or he was planning to afterwards

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 Před 4 lety +67

      @@ericjourdain892 Worshipers of "Sir Elliot Rodger" would be proud.

    • @Lucas_F_Melo
      @Lucas_F_Melo Před 4 lety +228

      If we stop to think a little, Dorothy is the real Big Bad of the movie.
      SHE made the false attack claim.

  • @dr.flavius4003
    @dr.flavius4003 Před 4 lety +1255

    "They don't count as characters"
    The people who played the dead bodies: *sad body noises*

  • @JMB-xb2xh
    @JMB-xb2xh Před 3 lety +1081

    I couldn’t stop rolling my eyes and laughing the whole movie because dude like😂

  • @arthurc5284
    @arthurc5284 Před 3 lety +64

    1:42 “Melton. When a woman says later, she really means not ever.”

    • @gangching8057
      @gangching8057 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 3 lety +2

      Nice
      Refrence

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +1

      Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life. 😍😎💯👍

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      @@gangching8057 Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On a serious note though Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life.😍😎👍💯

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      @@dimitriwarchief301 Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On a serious note though Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life. 😍😎👍💯

  • @_monomorph_1411
    @_monomorph_1411 Před 4 lety +3857

    Dude. I walked in on my parents watching this movie when I was really young and it was the opening body bag scene. For whatever reason that scene stayed with me for YEARS (I was in kindergarten and I’m 21 now) and I honestly thought I’d dreamt it in some weird fever dream because all I could remember was the killer stabbing what kindergarten me thought were people hiding under blankets and watching the blood come out. Nothing else. Then I saw this kill count and nearly shat myself. I honestly thought my brain dreamt it up in some sort of whack ass nightmare. That was a trip

    • @retr1939
      @retr1939 Před 4 lety +31

      Rip childhood

    • @ay6626
      @ay6626 Před 4 lety +15

      Hunting Party! Yeah same here, I was about like 5 and I never knew the name of the movie but I remembered the mask

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink Před 4 lety +17

      Rose Musarra GIRL!!!! I thought it was just me who had these issues. I saw it when I was very young to like 5-6 and the mask and the scene with the pool has stayed with me forever. This stuff is pretty traumatic and haunting for kid imo. 😂 crazy how this movie with such bad reviews stuck with all the children who saw it.

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 Před 4 lety +11

      Me, but with the intro to Rob Zombie's Halloween and the a portion of Human Centipede (I was like 6-7). My Mom didn't care I was watching the Halloween movie when I came down the stairs, and I always remembered Michael bashing that bully with a branch to death while he was begging for his life and screaming "I'm sorry". For the Human Centipede, I watched it around a corner and I will never get that scene where they are shitting into each other's mouths out of my head, EVER!

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 Před 4 lety +1

      R.i.p.

  • @depression8841
    @depression8841 Před 4 lety +520

    "I was fat"
    "That's not an excuse-"
    "And no you weren't!"

    • @domerdoos
      @domerdoos Před 4 lety +3

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  • @tyreezy87
    @tyreezy87 Před rokem +63

    I actually felt bad for Ruthie. She had nothing to do with Jeremy's revenge and was simply just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    • @RedRobin6543
      @RedRobin6543 Před 9 měsíci +7

      I think Jermey killed Ruthie because since she saw him kill the housekeeper, He released she might tell Dorothy and her friends so he had to kill her so she could take the secret to her grave

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@RedRobin6543Why not just tie her up? And it's the killers fault for killing the housekeeper Millie!

    • @NailsByAsh813
      @NailsByAsh813 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@latayesha Yeah, he killed three innocent people for his selfish vengeance.

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Před 6 měsíci

      i think she was preoccupied at the time, but i think that was meant to be dorothey's kill along with campbell and millie bc idk why jeremy would care

    • @RedRobin6543
      @RedRobin6543 Před 4 měsíci

      @@latayesha Well I don't know, Maybe Jeremy killed Millie to get into the mansion

  • @trashgangyara2149
    @trashgangyara2149 Před 4 lety +49

    can we just appreciate how dumb yet hilarious his "that's nice!" and "that's not nice!" phrases are, one of the many reasons why James is amazing

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 4 lety +2252

    *Best part of this movie:*
    *_Deaths with Foreshadowing:_* In the opening, when Jeremy asks the five girls to dance with him, their responses foreshadow their fates.
    Shelley's response: "In your dreams, loser!"
    Killed while lying in a sleeping position in a body bag.
    Lily's response: "Eww!"
    Received a box full of maggot-filled chocolates. Later used for archery practice by Adam/Jeremy, with her body falling into a dumpster.
    Paige's response: "I'd rather be boiled alive."
    Make that electrocuted in a hot tub.
    Kate's response: "Maybe later, Jeremy."
    She survives only because she showed kindness to Jeremy/Adam.
    Dorothy set him up big time, claiming that Jeremy attacked her under the bleachers when they were caught making out by several school bullies. He gets his ass kicked and sent off to reform school as a result.
    Adam/Jeremy set her up to take the fall for all of the murders, and gets away scot-free.

    • @BlizzWaveEdits
      @BlizzWaveEdits Před 4 lety +178

      I like when movies do symbolic stuff like that

    • @jamesshrestha9620
      @jamesshrestha9620 Před 4 lety +15

      Ok

    • @travishowell290
      @travishowell290 Před 4 lety +57

      I get that but why/what would compel Dorothy to dress up in the killers costume? (not just the mask, but the black boots, pants and jacket too)

    • @acecashman1237
      @acecashman1237 Před 4 lety +119

      @@travishowell290 it was the cliche horror movie trope of the killer incapacitating someone then dressing them up as the killer so that they can end up getting killed by someone else/possibly frame them in the process. Happens a lot in these movies

    • @jesuschrist7572
      @jesuschrist7572 Před 4 lety +6

      good eye i wouldnt have realized

  • @andrewwalker254
    @andrewwalker254 Před 4 lety +459

    roses are red
    fish have gills
    his name is James a. Janisse
    LETS GET TO THE KILLS

  • @ciaraskyy5574
    @ciaraskyy5574 Před 3 lety +87

    The fact that Izzy Stevens and Arizona Robbins are in this movie and they didn’t know they were going to be on greys Anatomy and it was going to be what most people know them by is crazy

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m still wondering why the hell Denise Richards and David Boreanaz are in this

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      Katherine Heigl and Jessica Capshaw portrayed Shelly Fisher and Dorothy Wheeler in the movie. They both did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying their characters as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles.😍👍💯😎

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      ​@@mjcaboose3479 Denise Richards and David Boreanaz did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Paige Prescott and Adam Carr/ Jeremy Melton as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles.😍👍💯😎

  • @Emers0ned
    @Emers0ned Před 3 lety +275

    Ruthie didn't deserve her death. Yes, she was a witness to Jeremy killing someone but she never did anything wrong to him (I actually don't think she knew him back to the time of the prom). I thought she would've survived if she stayed in her spot until sunlight, if he didn't see her that is.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +9

      And at least she tried to get through to Dorothy that Campbell only wanted her money.

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 Před 3 lety +19

      On the contrary it was a crucial witness who could have screwed up adam's plan because everyone would have known that "jeremy melton" was in the party and his would have screwed up the shit, nobody should have suspected. plus i find this murder scene quirky and scary, the way she was killed too. its has to add originality and suspense as well as violence. I find
      that this scene and that of the jaccuzi are the best murder scenes I have ever seen in a slasher. so maybe if we were in reality she
      did not deserve such a violent death but we are in a film and in a slasher we want violence, if there is no violence it sucks.

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v Před 3 lety

      @@nostalgiafan3585 I don't just want everyone dying. The best part of a slasher is seeing if maybe, just maybe, they might live. And if they don't we get a nice bit of gore.

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 Před 3 lety +3

      0 0 the more dirty, bloody, original and scary the murders the better we like it.

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v Před 3 lety +3

      @@nostalgiafan3585 I don't that much. I hate when a death just seems brutal for the sake of it. If they've been fighting for hours to live why kill them now? There are more ways to write out a character.

  • @kirstengolnaz7327
    @kirstengolnaz7327 Před 4 lety +2911

    "Valentine briefly becomes bad romantic comedy, also known as most romantic comedies."
    Couldn't be truer.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade Před 4 lety +1991

    Okay so HIGHkey when I was a 10 year old kid, the thing that stuck out to me most about this movie was that younger actress who played the kid version of Denise Richards, like for years I thought that was actually her daughter cause they looked sooo similar.

    • @silvershadow9967
      @silvershadow9967 Před 4 lety +20

      JaxBlade
      Can’t believe you are a horror movie, that is honestly great and fun to see other people like good horror movies

    • @RedFoxGrappler
      @RedFoxGrappler Před 4 lety +2

      A random Jax has been spotted

    • @awilddobbo2869
      @awilddobbo2869 Před 4 lety +9

      @@silvershadow9967 he's not a horror movie but is the gun show

    • @MomoMoneyisbatman
      @MomoMoneyisbatman Před 4 lety

      JaxBlade Wassup Jax.

    • @NotAbritishGuy
      @NotAbritishGuy Před 4 lety

      JaxBlade Thas cool and all, but who asked

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +39

    3:22 So Jeremy took off the black coat and his shirt, hid the actual corpse in the freezer, hid under the sheet and breathed just to scare her?

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 Před 3 lety +2

      this is the only detail of the movie that I have ever understood.

    • @a.j.stanley6170
      @a.j.stanley6170 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought he just lifted his jacket up.

  • @meowmeowmeowmoews
    @meowmeowmeowmoews Před 3 lety +30

    One thing I do love about Kate’s neighbor is that he can flirt with her without even mentioning the fact she’s only wearing a towel lol-

  • @gladiogladiolus
    @gladiogladiolus Před 4 lety +413

    "I bet he calls himself an entrepreneur, blegh" - spoken like someone who went to school with Rossholes 🤣

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 Před 4 lety +204

    “Forcing her to give herself a swirlie in order to finish [washing her hair]”
    YOU KNOW, AS ONE DOES

    • @vincejoseph5937
      @vincejoseph5937 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought she was cleaning her hair?
      What has life or movies become?

    • @vincejoseph5937
      @vincejoseph5937 Před 4 lety +2

      @Gold Rose ,so true?Who the heck does that.She had a sink but no.Use the toilet!

  • @bbkangs
    @bbkangs Před 4 lety +60

    “Pigs bloo... I mean punch” 😂

  • @georgev7845
    @georgev7845 Před 4 lety +49

    David Boreanaz can’t get enough of short blondes. It looks like scenes from the 3rd season of Buffy

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD Před 3 lety +5

      He also married a short blonde in real life.

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 4 lety +1435

    *Best part of this movie:*
    When Jeremy Melton/Adam Carr asks each girl for a dance they each state a mean comment right after he asks them. This foreshadows each of the girls' fate.
    - Shelley "In your dreams, loser."
    Dies lying down in a sleeping position.
    - Lily "Eww!"
    Receives maggots in a chocolate box and her body lands in a dumpster.
    - Paige "I'd rather be boiled alive."
    Gets thrown into a hot tub and is later electrocuted.
    - Dorothy "He attacked me!"
    Makes everyone believe she was "attacked" by Jeremy after being caught kissing him behind the bleachers. Adam makes everyone believe that all the killings were Dorothy's doing.
    - Kate "Maybe later, Jeremy."
    Jeremy/Adam lets Kate live since she is the only girl that did not insult him and wasn't mean to him. She does eventually dance with Adam and have a relationship with him.

    • @thevoidreaper2603
      @thevoidreaper2603 Před 4 lety +26

      You literally copy and pasted this off TV Tropes didn't you?

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 4 lety +69

      @@thevoidreaper2603 I didn't plagiarise anything: it was also on Valentine Wikipedia page before

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 4 lety +38

      @@thevoidreaper2603 It's like in Final Destination series

    • @thevoidreaper2603
      @thevoidreaper2603 Před 4 lety +2

      Fair enough

    • @dominiquedevereux7205
      @dominiquedevereux7205 Před 4 lety +5

      Good point. Never considered that

  • @jonmutanen8896
    @jonmutanen8896 Před 4 lety +209

    Paige said told Jeremy that "she'd rather be boiled alive" than dance with him when he asked her in sixth grade, hence being electrocuted in the hot tub)!!!

    • @cryfi7790
      @cryfi7790 Před 4 lety +14

      "Fun" fact: all the deaths are actually based on what they had said earlier!

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 Před 4 lety +2

      Teppy Rey NO YOURE JOKING

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +1

      When Jeremy asked each one of the girls to dance they state a comment that foreshadows their fates. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret. 😏😈

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      @@cryfi7790 When Jeremy asked each one of the girls to dance they state a comment that foreshadows their fates. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret. 😏😈

  • @alexbaldwin5421
    @alexbaldwin5421 Před 4 lety +42

    Arizona and Izzie in one movie... perfect

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +1

      2:42 even Katherine Heigl Shelley is a med student at UCLA

    • @kayrockell
      @kayrockell Před 3 lety +2

      I searched high and low for a grey’s comment😭thanks❤️😂😭😭😭

  • @kdeatherage42
    @kdeatherage42 Před 4 lety +40

    Young Jeremy looks likes a younger Dwight

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 4 lety +4

      Young Kate is Angela, with blue eyes

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth Před 4 lety +146

    "It's time for the KILLS...slash entire movie summary." may be my favorite intro yet.

    • @gufaaahhh
      @gufaaahhh Před 4 lety +3

      HiddenInTheTruth same I was like wow he finally acknowledged it haha. Love this channel.

    • @kimbasciano_
      @kimbasciano_ Před 4 lety

      HiddenInTheTruth hahaha me too

  • @eyemuncher
    @eyemuncher Před 4 lety +178

    Imagine being the child actor for Dorothy. You are literally characterized by being called fat

    • @harperlovespandas1473
      @harperlovespandas1473 Před 4 lety +20

      That's the only part I'd be able to get

    • @royery
      @royery Před 4 lety +3

      So what if she is fat? u scared to tell a person they're fat even though they are fat? She was not cast to make fun of. Just like in real life, many people are chubby/fat when kids, they grow up and lose the extra weight naturally or by dieting/working out. What is wrong with that?

    • @eyemuncher
      @eyemuncher Před 4 lety +7

      @@royery dude you're not getting it. You can't call a kid fat.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +1

      Bimboctopus
      Unless you are a kid.

    • @eyemuncher
      @eyemuncher Před 4 lety +2

      @@SquooshyCatboy not really, I mean. Kids shouldn't be called fat, period

  • @stevenperez845
    @stevenperez845 Před 4 lety +36

    I Remember watching this movie in theaters only because David Boreanaz was in it. I was big into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and thought “I’m going to see Angel Kill some girls” I was most likely right

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +221

    "Warner Brother made the movie cut down on its gore thanks to concerns about violence after Columbine. Which come to think of it, was also a problem for Scream 3, maybe that's why these movies are so similarly stupid"
    Perfectly put, James.

    • @adamestes8200
      @adamestes8200 Před 3 lety +4

      Why are you everywhere how do I have this power

    • @TracyGJacksonTV
      @TracyGJacksonTV Před 10 měsíci +3

      Most slasher films had blood and violence toned down shortly after The Columbine High School Shooting in which the entertainment industry was blamed for teen violence. Valentine wasn’t the first, the same same happened to Scream 3 which came out in February 2000.

  • @SK-ik9mc
    @SK-ik9mc Před 4 lety +307

    “Roses are red violets are blue, they’ll need a dental record to identify you”
    I am using this

    • @dominik4666
      @dominik4666 Před 4 lety +5

      Do I call 911 now or...?

    • @SK-ik9mc
      @SK-ik9mc Před 4 lety

      DominikΩ омега сеншу whenever I am threatening someone (for example if my Valentine’s does not make me a sandwich when I command her)

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 Před 4 lety

      I'm guessing you don't get many Valentines with that "make me a sammich" mentality huh?

    • @tiaamdunord7817
      @tiaamdunord7817 Před 4 lety +1

      *they’ll need a dental record

    • @offscreen6116
      @offscreen6116 Před 4 lety

      Well your never gonna get a valentine if you command them to make you a sandwich like they're a bunch of maids

  • @brunocordova545
    @brunocordova545 Před 4 lety +327

    “entire movie summary”
    Me: Yessir yessir

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +19

    Just realised now the one who plays pervy detective Vaughn was in the movie *_The Tortured_* (movie about grieving and vengeful parents taking their revenge on abducting and torturing their son's kidnapper and murderer)

  • @jonrivera
    @jonrivera Před 4 lety +29

    Ugh Marley Shelton is such a doll
    And RIP Ruthie. That death was br00tal

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +1

      Marley Shelton did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Kate Davies as she put tons of emotion and depth into her role. 😍💯😎👍 Out of Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Dorothy who we're very cruel and heatless Kate is the most likeable one due to her being such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life. Ruthie's death was very brutal, explicit, graphic, violent, bloody, gruesome, and gory. To this day it still makes me cringe or squirm. 😰😱😖😣

  • @joeladams5390
    @joeladams5390 Před 4 lety +595

    I'm gonna be totally real, 2003 james looks exactly like the type of person to give himself a swirlie

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes

    • @savaunx96
      @savaunx96 Před rokem

      ​@@dimitriwarchief301 no

    • @georgeapaton9591
      @georgeapaton9591 Před rokem +5

      Wait those actually happened? I grew up in Australia and never heard of them happen outside of movies

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@georgeapaton9591As far as I know, not really, no.

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Před 9 měsíci

      Cant believe Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

  • @penguinmcswaggn2936
    @penguinmcswaggn2936 Před 4 lety +179

    1:22 man I can’t believe the Dwight K. Schrute would ever get rejected

    • @pleaseno9410
      @pleaseno9410 Před 4 lety +5

      Penguin McSwaggn he is fucking sexy

  • @Vern01
    @Vern01 Před 3 lety +9

    2:04 Pig’s blood lol nice reference

  • @GIITW.5OKC
    @GIITW.5OKC Před 3 lety +14

    10:26 by far the best part that I've seen fucking James' tone of voice as well as what it was about lol

  • @Bastian-es3ns
    @Bastian-es3ns Před 4 lety +269

    Fun fact: the German title is "Schrei wenn du kannst" translated is "scream if you can"

    • @maggey5501
      @maggey5501 Před 4 lety +6

      Scream IF you can not when you can. When ist eine Zeitangabe, If die Möglichkeit.

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 Před 4 lety +3

      Don't they have Valentine's day in Germany

    • @muffbit8735
      @muffbit8735 Před 4 lety +15

      @@earlspencer7863 we do, germans just like to unnecessarily translate movie titles

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v Před 4 lety

      The anomaly that it has 3 replies but says it has 2

    • @alfredbernstein5640
      @alfredbernstein5640 Před 4 lety +1

      Earl Spencer yeah but not “valentine”
      It would have been valentins tag(valentines day)

  • @gabrielmwoodman9867
    @gabrielmwoodman9867 Před 4 lety +411

    I'm just confused on how Dorthy got into the mask like if he killed her and put her in it and somehow set up a system to drop her down the stairs that would make some sense but she gets up so she was just randomly trying to kill her friend

    • @dan1310
      @dan1310 Před 4 lety +107

      The Reddit Spaghetti maybe he knocked her out and stuffed her in the suit and when she eventually woke up she panicked and tumbled down the stair and then got up in order to figure things out? i feel like that’s the most logical explanation for what happened.

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix Před 4 lety +17

      @@dan1310 sounds actually logical

    • @ARKHAM367
      @ARKHAM367 Před 4 lety +7

      @@dan1310 that's some leslie vernon levels of preparation.

    • @MrLoverboy6565
      @MrLoverboy6565 Před 4 lety +23

      @@dan1310 if you wake up and your face was inside a mask, the first thing you do is remove the fucking mask. you dont just wake up stand up and run around because you are in a panic. you first remove anything in your face that is narrowing vision that is instinct.

    • @Threemuchfiveme
      @Threemuchfiveme Před 4 lety +7

      @@MrLoverboy6565 ...except.when you're a stupid character in a horror movie. They are tropes for a reason, you know

  • @dejaalston8672
    @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +6

    When Kate says " Dorothy" I felt that in my heart as she is genuinely confused, hurt, and shocked that Dorothy is the killer. 🥺😟😭

  • @cissy7558
    @cissy7558 Před 3 lety +14

    Both Katherine Hiegl and Jessica Capshawn go in to be in Greys Anatomy

  • @shayan6976
    @shayan6976 Před 4 lety +149

    So they died by their Valentine.
    Guess I'll survive

  • @grayroephotography8264
    @grayroephotography8264 Před 4 lety +153

    "got rejected by all of the girls he tried talking to" Me too you aint special

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 Před 4 lety

      Never have I seen or even heard of a real school that only has 1 gender

    • @sp3ncr733
      @sp3ncr733 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Saiyangoddess72 not even rare

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 Před 4 lety

      Literally never once heard anything to suggest that a real school could ever be like that until Jake Lee's comment but ok

    • @sp3ncr733
      @sp3ncr733 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Saiyangoddess72 what country are you from? In the UK there are all girls schools and all boys schools. Although there are less now than when there was in the past

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 Před 4 lety

      @@sp3ncr733 that explains alot
      I don't live in Britain tho I have a friend that does, I'll ask him about it later
      🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +56

    I don't care if it's underrated or its negative reviews *this is one of my favourite slasher horror movies* with an interesting Whodunit mystery and masked serial killer - *movie saved on my OneDrive!*

    • @marteenee88
      @marteenee88 Před 2 lety +1

      It is cheesy but I think they went for it

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety

      I love Valentine. It's one of the best slasher movies. It's something about it that really intrigues me. It has this sexy and guilty pleasure vibe such as the concept, elements, tone, and theme as it was just constructed perfectly. It was such a unique and creative perspective in the slasher genre. The actresses did a great job portraying their roles. Also I love that twist ending and that song called Breed by Snake River Conspiracy that plays at the ending credits. It was just a really perfect way to end the movie. To this day I keep up a tradition of wacthing it every February and I consider it decent. Valentine is a true blue modern gem. Jamie Blanks directed a classic that will be in our hearts forever. It never gets old. 😍💯😎👍

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety

      @@marteenee88 I love Valentine. It's one of the best slasher movies. It's something about it that really intrigues me. It has this sexy and guilty pleasure vibe such as the concept, elements, tone, and theme as it was just constructed perfectly. It was such a unique and creative perspective in the slasher genre. The actresses did a great job portraying their roles. Also I love that twist ending and that song called Breed by Snake River Conspiracy that plays at the ending credits. It was just a really perfect way to end the movie. To this day I keep up a tradition of wacthing it every February and I consider it decent. Valentine is a true blue modern gem. Jamie Blanks directed a classic that will be in our hearts forever. It never gets old. 😍💯😎👍

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 Před 3 lety +86

    I have to be appreciative of the fact that when Dorothy says, "I was fat!" James says both, "That's not an excuse!" as well as, "And no, you weren't!" Too many people use vapid excuses for social cruelty, so it's nice to see that called out, even in a work of fiction. Additionally, too many young people have unrealistic expectations of what they should look like- even in a work of fiction.
    When I was in elementary school I thought that I was, in my own words, "stocky." This was mostly because I was naturally more muscular than other girls (partially due to genetics, and partially due to being more physically active), but I didn't realize that was the difference. I knew that I wasn't fat, but I also didn't think I was particularly thin. At some point when I had grown up some and looked back on childhood photos, I realized that while it hadn't actually bothered me (I enjoyed being physically capable- thanks Mom and Dad!), the way I imagined myself hadn't been accurate.
    I know a lot of other people HAVE been damaged through developing an inaccurate and negative self-image as a child, so it's nice that the observation that Dorothy wasn't fat is just made so genuinely in this vid :)

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +2

      What I love about Valentine is that it shows despite having a background, reputation, upbringing, social status, characteristic, personality, category, and image you can still maintain a friendship with all sorts of different individual's. Shelly, Lily, Paige, Kate, and Dorothy we're all best friends since childhood that all care about each other very much but despite that Dorothy was very unhappy and miserable due to her weight issues. Ever since 6th grade Dorothy had that reputation and image of being "fat", "ugly", and "unpopular" compare to her "pretty" and "popular" friends which earned her the nicknamed "The Big Fat One" and "Buffalo" which affect her emotionally and mentally as it lead to lifelong anger, insecurity, jealously, and resentment towards Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate. In my opinion I don't understand how can Dorothy be a social outcast. I mean sure she was overweight as a child but she was rich. I'm pretty sure if her classmate's knew that she would be popular just like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate. If Dorothy had confidence her life would have been better as she will be refer as "The Rich One." In adulthood she transformed into a true beauty as she figure if she slimmed down she will gained confidence and lack insecurity but unfortunately deep down she still has that chip on her shoulder and childhood trauma. Sure Dorothy was the richest out of Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate but to her she didn't accept that as she wanted popularity, credibility, recognition, likeability, and admiration like her friends based on the argument between her and Kate when they both accused their boyfriend's of being the killer which is Adam (Kate's boyfriend) and Campbell ( Dorothy's boyfriend) as Dorothy figure that Kate was jealous but in reality Kate was stating logical and common facts. 1. She been dating Campbell for a month and she doesn't even know his last name? 2. She mention what Ruthie his ex-girlfriend, and 3. How well do you really know Campbell? It made her angry that she finally told Kate of how she feels about being "The Fat One as she rants about their personality and characteristic traits as she said "Come on Kate you always been the popular one, and Shelly was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big fat one!!!!!!" And as far as you concerned that's exactly the way how it is Well you know what? Screwed all of you!!!!! I can tell Kate was hurt and shocked of how she kept this. To Dorothy things will never change and stay the same like earlier years ago as she will be always unhappy and miserable due to her belief her "unpopularity" as Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate will always have great things and happiness in their life due to their "popularity". Dorothy should at least be grateful for her friends because they all genuinely and sincerely like her for she was but Dorothy was blinded by rage fury to see that. In my opinion Dorothy is a complex character. It makes the audience feel sorry for her and want her to win such as getting a chance of happiness in life but at the same time we want her to die as she was the most horrible and worst one out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige. In my opinion Dorothy should have view Jeremy's invitation to dance as a positive standpoint as at least someone had interest in her since she wasn't really popular like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate and everything would have been cool if Dorothy was real and just told the truth that she was kissing Jeremy. For example- ( Bully)- "You like it Buffalo getting hot?" ( Dorothy)- "Yeah I am it was great." Sure she would have been still teased but at least it won't end horribly but unfortunately due to her insecurities she did Jeremy dirty. She framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Watching Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 Před 4 lety +2760

    When the killer is more sympathetic than the victims

    • @albertobellini98
      @albertobellini98 Před 4 lety +189

      Never got bullied but I agree with you. I was actually rooting for the killer in this video.

    • @jordansdad1221
      @jordansdad1221 Před 4 lety +15

      @@albertobellini98 yeah, just get rid of that P.O.S. mask...

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 4 lety +27

      The Killer so kinda like Jason?

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 Před 4 lety +5

      Jordan what’s wrong with the mask?

    • @Ravenite456
      @Ravenite456 Před 4 lety +31

      To quote a phrase nice excuse, still murder.

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 Před 4 lety +368

    "Nasty spill down the steps" please tell me you were referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off omg

    • @royalrebel8380
      @royalrebel8380 Před 4 lety +20

      Ruby Rose how did you guys comment a day ago? The video just came out

    • @thedragonofdojima6058
      @thedragonofdojima6058 Před 4 lety +2

      Also are you still shocked about Ironwood betrayeng you in Vol 7

    • @King-yyy
      @King-yyy Před 4 lety +3

      @@royalrebel8380 thats what i thought wtf

    • @ferry5133
      @ferry5133 Před 4 lety +7

      @@royalrebel8380 patreon

    • @veldman-gaming5996
      @veldman-gaming5996 Před 4 lety +1

      @@royalrebel8380 but for real

  • @Talia_4u
    @Talia_4u Před 2 lety +14

    When I was little, I used to love Valentine and the Wizard Of Oz. I would tell my grandma I wanted to watch Dorthy (I didn’t know the names of movies back then just characters lol) she would be confused which one I wanted. So to distinguish which I was speaking of, I would say “Bad Dorthy” for Valentines and “Good Dorthy” for the Wizard Of Oz. Thank you for reading this 🙃.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +2

      I love Valentine. It's one of the best slasher movies. It's something about it that really intrigues me. It has this sexy and guilty pleasure vibe such as the concept, elements, tone, and theme as it was just constructed perfectly. It was such a unique and creative perspective in the slasher genre. The actresses did a great job portraying their roles. Also I love that twist ending and that song called Breed by Snake River Conspiracy that plays at the ending credits. It was just a really perfect way to end the movie. To this day I keep up a tradition of watching it every February and I consider it decent. Valentine is a true blue modern gem. Jamie Blanks directed a classic that will be in our hearts forever. It never gets old. 😍😎💯👍 Out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige Dorothy is the most horrible and wrost one. In my opinion Dorothy should have view Jeremy's invitation to dance as a positive standpoint as at least someone had interest in her since she wasn't really popular like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate and everything would have been cool if Dorothy was real and just told the truth that she kissing Jeremy. For example- ( Bully)- "You like it Buffalo getting hot?" ( Dorothy)- " Yeah I am it was great." Sure she would have been still teased but at least it won't end horribly but unfortunately due to her insecurities she did Jeremy dirty. She framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Watching Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 Před 10 měsíci

      How young were you when you were watching this shit?

    • @Talia_4u
      @Talia_4u Před 10 měsíci

      @@claires1063 a toddler

  • @khal7723
    @khal7723 Před 2 lety +9

    Damn, Dorothy really ruined that kids whole life lol

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 2 lety +5

      Anyone who falsely accuses anyone of attempted rape in order to avoid humiliation/selfish reasons, is a very unforgivable wrongdoing

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety

      Out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige Dorothy is the worst and most horrible one. She framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I wacth the scene when Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her and her justification of why she did it in really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed Jeremy for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as she deserved everything that came to her as it put a smirk on my face as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety +1

      @@marklynn5899 Out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige Dorothy is the worst and most horrible one. She framed Jeremy for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I wacth the scene when Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as she deserved everything that came to her as it put a smirk on my face as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

  • @32Dickaa
    @32Dickaa Před 4 lety +154

    the funny thing is, in german the film is called "SCREAM, if you can"
    bruh

  • @Fillsx
    @Fillsx Před 4 lety +149

    Can we just appreciate how many Blu-rays this man has.

  • @adeadfreelancer1846
    @adeadfreelancer1846 Před 3 lety +5

    Dorothy was so obviously a Michael Myers knockoff

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 2 lety +2

      1:57 Even wrongly accusing someone of attempted rape name-calling them a pervert, letting them get bullied and ruined their life. Certainly justified framing them for multiple murders and shooting them to death

  • @sexyyacuckoobird
    @sexyyacuckoobird Před 2 lety +8

    “Dorothy you asshole! That’s not an excuse! & No you weren’t” famous words from JJ( James Janisse) 😂😂TELL 👏🏽HER 👏🏽!!

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety

      Out of Shelly, Lily, Paige Dorothy is the most horrible and worst one. She framed Jeremy for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

  • @thelytz9806
    @thelytz9806 Před 4 lety +409

    We need a link for that clip of James giving himself a swirly

    • @harperlou-5957
      @harperlou-5957 Před 4 lety +3

      The Lytz p l e a s e

    • @katevans3795
      @katevans3795 Před 4 lety +13

      Why the heck would you but your head into a into a toilet rather than just wash your hair out the sink. Stupid

    • @cagethelonewolf
      @cagethelonewolf Před 4 lety +2

      @@katevans3795 because the sink and only reach 1 part of ur head stupid the tolit can wishe ur whole head in one go

    • @spartanz_lxl6519
      @spartanz_lxl6519 Před 4 lety +12

      Here you go.
      czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @swatson1523
      @swatson1523 Před 4 lety

      SpArTaNz_ lxl👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 it’s fucking 2020 whyyyyy

  • @mrtoast3350
    @mrtoast3350 Před 4 lety +436

    When you dont have a valentine or any valentine gifts
    James: here's a video my son
    Me: the best valentine gift

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 Před 4 lety +5

      S(h)ame

    • @sylvainyt
      @sylvainyt Před 4 lety +3

      Hayden DeLong Saaaame bruh thank god Valentine’s Day fell on a Friday

    • @rileyd593
      @rileyd593 Před 4 lety +3

      I got myself a necklace for Valentine’s Day. Coming tomorrow

    • @Batman_the_bad_man
      @Batman_the_bad_man Před 4 lety +1

      I got an invitation to friendzone island!

    • @MatthewYan
      @MatthewYan Před 4 lety

      wait son? valentine? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy Před 3 lety +8

    To be honest the most sympathetic character in this movie is the killer.

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +1

      Bit like the bullied victim Darren Mullet in similar movie: *_Tormented_*

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 3 lety

      He is. Kate gets a pass too, in my opinion

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      Valentine is one of those movies that you root for the killer instead of the most main character's to win. It also teaches you a valuable lesson to be aware of your actions as they come with severe or extreme consequences and circumstances as your past is coming right back to haunt you as that was Jamie Blanks purpose and interpretation of the story which works perfectly for the movie which made it unique and special. 😍👍💯😎 Jeremy Melton began life as a lonely and awkward young boy. He was also a social outcast at San Francisco Robert F. Kennedy Middle School whom he was deeply infatuated by five girls named Shelly Fisher, Lily Voight, Paige Prescott, Kate Davies, and Dorothy Wheeler. He looked up to Valentine's Day to finally find social acceptance, happinesses, and loved in one of his crushes but that backfired horribly. Everytime when I watch the opening scene it fills me with rage and sadness as my heart aches for Jeremy 😭😞🥺 as Shelly, Lily, Paige rejected him in a cruel and heartless way as they we're not considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's, Kate also rejected him as well but at least she did it in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's which is why he always loved her and spared her life, and Dorothy framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. I definitely feel remorse and empathy for Jeremy as I totally sympathize for him as he was completely innocent the whole entire time as he was falsely accused of a sexual assault allegation as he got sent to reform school, a year later he lands in juvenile hall, and six months later he stayed at a mental hospital. For the past 13 years Jeremy went through a whole and full transformation in order to change his appearance in order to get close to Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Dorothy so he can exact his revenge as he specifically remember's their comments they state to him when he ask each one of them to dance which foreshadow their fates. Jeremy went through pain, agony, hell, and trauma due to their actions as he was publicly humiliated which made him overcome with rage and vengeance thus making him into a serial killer with the sole intention of getting revenge. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret. 😏😈

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +1

      @@marklynn5899 I absolutely and positivity feel remorse and empathy for Darren Mullet as my heart genuinely and sincerely aches for him as he was a victim of his classmate's cruelty and view of him.😭😞🥺 Darren comes back as a ghost to get revenge on those who ever cause him pain, agony, hell, and trauma. Wacthing Darren getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face and fills me with satisfaction as these evil individual's got for what they deserved as they we're very cruel and heartless. 😏😈

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      @@Joe_Parmesan I definitely and completely feel remorse and empathy for Jeremy as I totally sympathize for him as he was completely innocent the whole entire time as he was falsely accused of a sexual assault allegation as he got sent to reform school, a year later he lands in juvenile hall, and six months later he stayed at a mental hospital. For the past 13 years Jeremy went through a whole and full transformation in order to change his appearance in order to get close to Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Dorothy so he can exact his revenge as he specifically remember's their comments they state to him when he ask each one of them to dance which foreshadow their fates. Jeremy went through pain, agony, hell, and trauma due to their actions as he was publicly humiliated which made him overcome with rage and vengeance thus making him into a serial killer with the sole intention of getting revenge. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret.😏😈 Kate was such a genuinely and sincerely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life.

  • @alphakennyone8
    @alphakennyone8 Před 2 lety +20

    This and Urban Legend are such nostalgic horrors for me 🖤

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před 2 lety

      Urban Legend was good but I love Valentine. It's one of the best slasher movies. It's something about it that really intrigues me. It has this sexy and guilty pleasure vibe such as the concept, elements, tone, and theme as it was just constructed perfectly. It was such a unique and creative perspective in the slasher genre. The actresses did a great job portraying their roles. Also I love that twist ending and that song called Breed by Snake River Conspiracy that plays at the ending credits. It was just a really perfect way to end the movie. To this day I keep up a tradition of watching it every February and I consider it decent. Valentine is a true blue modern gem. Jamie Blanks directed a classic that will be in our hearts forever. It never gets old. 😍💯😎👍

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Před 6 měsíci

      @@dejaalston8672epic

  • @masonisawesome42
    @masonisawesome42 Před 4 lety +160

    "Shameless bullying" as soon as Mickey from Shameless is shown, coincidence?

  • @weeptheblood
    @weeptheblood Před 4 lety +188

    Is no one gonna talk about how the little Jeremy kid looks like Dwight from The Office?

  • @annieandelsieofarendelle3294

    My mom's ex was actually in the movie as one of the corpses in the morgue.

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 Před 4 lety +31

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    They'll need dental records
    To identify you

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +1

      That rhyme is so simple yet effective and brilliant. 😍😎💯👍🤔

  • @STVNBM-qj9qw
    @STVNBM-qj9qw Před 4 lety +382

    James: *uploads a kill count on Friday*
    Me: don't...don't give me hope...
    Happy Valentine's day to whoever's reading this

  • @carlothenerd7354
    @carlothenerd7354 Před 4 lety +262

    Me: man February 14th isn't that special
    Netflix: drops stranger things 4 trailer
    James:drops kill count
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @shermanshecapio3944
    @shermanshecapio3944 Před 2 lety +42

    When Jeremy Melton/Adam Carr asks each girl for a dance they each state a mean comment right after he asks them. This foreshadows each of the girls' fate. - Shelley "In your dreams, loser." Dies lying down in a sleeping position. - Lily "Eww!" Receives maggots in a chocolate box and her body lands in a dumpster. - Paige "I'd rather be boiled alive." Gets thrown into a hot tub and is later electrocuted. - Dorothy "He attacked me!" Makes everyone believe she was "attacked" by Jeremy after being caught kissing him behind the bleachers. Jeremy/Adam makes everyone believe that all the killings were Dorothy's doing. - Kate "Maybe later, Jeremy." Jeremy/Adam lets Kate live since she is the only girl that did not insult him and wasn't mean to him. She does eventually dance with Adam and have a relationship with him.

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, I mentioned the girls' responses to Jeremy Melton foreshadow their deaths/fates

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents Před 2 lety +4

      That's nice, except some dude named Mark Lynn posted the exact same thing FOUR TIMES in the comments section here.

  • @longuecarabine7268
    @longuecarabine7268 Před rokem +5

    15:00 It makes some sense; Jeremy's been trying to break Dorothy for the whole film and make her easier to frame.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +3

      To the audience Dorothy is a red herring as it makes us think she is the killer based on the argument between her and Kate when they both accused their boyfriend's of being the killer which is Adam ( Kate's boyfriend) and Campbell ( Dorothy's boyfriend) as Dorothy figure that Kate was jealous but in reality Kate was stating logical and common facts. 1. She been dating Campbell for a month and she doesn't even know his last name, 2. She mention what Ruthie his ex-girlfriend said, and 3. How well do you really know Campbell? It made her angry that she finally told Kate of how she feels about being " The Fat One" as she rants about their personality and characteristic traits as she said " Come on Kate!!!! You've always been the popular one and Shelly was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big fat one!!!! and as far as you concerned that's exactly the way how it is well you know what? screwed all of you!!!!" That was a bad move on Dorothy's part as she angrily walks away from Kate which made her a easy target for Jeremy. If Dorothy stay with Kate they could have both defeat the killer and Kate will see who the killer is and Kate will apologize to Dorothy for not believing her that Adam was the killer as they will both be the sole survivors of the killing spree. When Adam unmasked the "killer" it is revealed to be Dorothy which shocked and confused Kate but their's a twist as it shows Adam nose is bleeding which indicates he is Jeremy Melton after all as he is the true killer as he framed Dorothy for the murders just like Dorothy framed him for sexual assault. The audience know that because in the opening scene of the movie Jeremy's nose was bleeding when he was attacked by school bullies at the Valentine's Day dance. To this day it still gives me chills and goosebumps 😰😱 as it was just a really perfect way to end the movie due to the works of director Jamie Blanks as it was just constructed perfectly. 😍👍💯😎

  • @ssharkbait
    @ssharkbait Před 4 lety +177

    “He might have gotten plastic surgery” or you might not recognize him cause of puberty and people usually just looking different as an adults most of the time.
    And that’s exactly what happened.

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse Před 4 lety +5

      It was a real "Be careful who you call ugly in middle school" situation

    • @spicfigd5735
      @spicfigd5735 Před 4 lety

      The13th Rose yeah its a epic moment

  • @gwynethfrei3186
    @gwynethfrei3186 Před 4 lety +472

    No one:
    Dating apps from the 90s: Just your typical Viking mathematician

  • @adagiobreeze8493
    @adagiobreeze8493 Před rokem +8

    You should do Urban Legend series kill count. That series is so stupidly fun

  • @joyyuh
    @joyyuh Před 3 lety +4

    why is no one talking about how dr isobel stevens and dr arizona robins are both in this movie

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 2 lety

      Of course there's talk about two _Grey's Anatomy_ actresses in this one movie, even Katherine Heigl's character is a med student

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 Před 4 lety +253

    *The same year that he gave himself a Swirly, I was born into this World*

  • @mr.lechat6649
    @mr.lechat6649 Před 4 lety +141

    Nose bleed thing aside, can we talk about how he kills someone at a museum. Those are usually heavily guarded with cameras. No way he could have left without them caching him.

    • @LaraCroftEyes1
      @LaraCroftEyes1 Před 4 lety +5

      I know I have been to museums there is always a guard or museum staff walking around throughout the building.

    • @Skopin
      @Skopin Před 4 lety +10

      He probably just opened the browser settings and cleared his recent history.

    • @SonofEleknor
      @SonofEleknor Před 4 lety +1

      @@Skopin booooo

    • @bigolworm3045
      @bigolworm3045 Před 4 lety

      Catching

  • @haileyvokey9915
    @haileyvokey9915 Před 3 lety +4

    anyone else notice dorothy misses or whatever is also in greys? shes my favorite in greys. besides dr. grey. whos your fav greys character?

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety

      You mean, in *_Grey's Anatomy_*
      Jessica Capshaw (Dorothy) as Arizona Robbins
      And Katherine Heigl (Shelley) as Izzie Stevens

    • @haileyvokey9915
      @haileyvokey9915 Před 3 lety

      @@marklynn5899 uhm, yes lmao. smartass haha

    • @kayrockell
      @kayrockell Před 3 lety

      I loved George, Mark, Lexie, and Derek but Mer will always be my all time fav😭❤️

  • @pokesonic184
    @pokesonic184 Před 4 lety +4

    Wait so do they ever explain why Dorothy is even in the killer's costume???

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety

      Adam framed Dorothy (Jeremy Melton was his former self) after she falsely accused him of sexually attacking her (1:57) when caught 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 jeering boys
      Adam must have got her unconscious dressed her in mask and costume shot her to death to fool Kate

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem

      Jeremy framed Dorothy for the murders just like Dorothy framed him for sexual assault. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

  • @nintendomario007
    @nintendomario007 Před 4 lety +120

    For April Fools James should introduce himself as Janisse Z. James, do a "Live count", and watch a movie in reverse.

    • @strikersub1814
      @strikersub1814 Před 4 lety +4

      that sounds pretty good to be honest

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 Před 4 lety +1

      So... Memento?

    • @carriehellbound1535
      @carriehellbound1535 Před 4 lety

      If he doesn't do this . . . I will be very upset

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity Před 4 lety

      I want him to watch April Fool’s Day (the slasher). Would be super cool, along with your idea. Would be funny 😆

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 Před 4 lety +481

    5:25 It’s nice to see that Steamed Hams meme is never going to die.

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 Před 3 lety +14

      @Singular Mouth You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

    • @BeatrixP
      @BeatrixP Před 3 lety +12

      It’s a...regional dialect.

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 Před 3 lety +11

      @@BeatrixP Uh-hu... Er, what region?

    • @BeatrixP
      @BeatrixP Před 3 lety +11

      Uhhhh Upstate New York?

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 Před 3 lety +12

      @@BeatrixP
      Really?
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"...

  • @MindScape06
    @MindScape06 Před rokem +6

    Fun fact Marley Shelton is also the actress who played Wendy peffercorn in the sandlot

    • @marklynn5899
      @marklynn5899 Před rokem

      Much bigger fun fact: this movie has two actresses known in that medical drama: *_Grey's Anatomy_*

  • @jynxingslasher2513
    @jynxingslasher2513 Před 4 lety +13

    It would’ve been amazing if James went “its grenadine for my ice cream treats” when he had fake blood on his nose at the end

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +113

    This kill count will serve as my Valentines Day chocolate. Thank you James.

    • @jamesshrestha9620
      @jamesshrestha9620 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too
      And can you answer me
      Why are you in most of the video I watch ??
      Where you from ??

    • @notmuggi
      @notmuggi Před 4 lety +1

      JAMES shrestha he's just some random guy without a mustache😳

    • @jamesshrestha9620
      @jamesshrestha9620 Před 4 lety +1

      @@notmuggi OK

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy Před 4 lety +78

    The killer going on the dissection table at the beginning actually has a few possible explanations.
    CW for psychological issues:
    I’m no psychologist, but he clearly has deep-seated issues. Many victims of bullying develop suicidal thoughts, or an obsession with punishment (the kind he dishes out a few minutes later). Maybe he was giving himself one last “out” before going on his rampage, or leaving his survival up to fate in some way. Or just putting himself in a position to suffer, as a scalpel to the skin of his stomach wouldn’t kill him.
    My big question: how did he get his shirt back on so quickly?

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 Před 2 lety +5

      Or...
      He's a psychopath on a rampage against the people he thinks has wronged them through cruel bullying, and he's enough of a sadist he wants them to psychologically suffer by bullying them right back before he kills them.

  • @letsdrawandanimate7621
    @letsdrawandanimate7621 Před 3 lety +21

    I just gagged at the sight of maggots. But yeah.
    Honestly, again thanks for making these videos. It’s what keep me sane during this quarantine. I’m grateful you do these. And thank you James for this. And everyone would agree!

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Před rokem +1

      The maggot scene really established Jeremy's creativity and artistry to taunt his victims. 😏😈

  • @subtobloodthirstylord4523

    DUDE, THATS IZZIE STEVENS AND ARIZONA ROBINS FROM GREYS ANATOMY

  • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
    @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE Před 4 lety +101

    “Sits up like a serial killer”...or ya know..The Undertaker😭

    • @naturallight9738
      @naturallight9738 Před 4 lety +8

      Miss.Phoenixx i’m kinda dissapointed he didn’t say that knowing James is a huge fan of wrestling.

    • @darkdiamond2707
      @darkdiamond2707 Před 4 lety

      That's exactly what I said!!

  • @poundcake681
    @poundcake681 Před 4 lety +217

    Can we talk about how James swirlied his hair in a toilet😂

  • @jetlijee
    @jetlijee Před 3 lety +6

    Dorothy is Arizona from Greys Anatomy!! Took me a minute to recognize her. 2 Grey’s Anatomy cast members in this movie!