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- čas přidán 23. 09. 2021
- Master Chief blows his stimi check on a Cat girl GF, and astolfo is upset.
#astolfo #unboxing #anime
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"There's a limit to how based we can be"
My life in a nutshell
Very based
No there’s not
damn
Phhh, says you
just like me
"I expect you to do girlfriend things, like telling me if caves are natural formations"
I fuckin died
Bots. BOTS EVERYWHERE!
Is that a sign of success?
:D
I think they are right?
Wtf you're the one in the video
@Juliruli Use the report option because it actually might make a difference.
"If they can afford a $2000 fur suit, they can afford a $10 pipe bomb in my mail box"
You know what, I'm with Chief on this one Lmao
They're better off buying themselves soap.
@@winggweeps 🤓
@@winggweeps there is probably room for both hygene products and a fancy mailbomb in that budget
ted kacynzski was a furry ⁉️
hm, well, I could always get a return policy :)
1:07
“Bruh, most people don’t get passed putting the dvd in” gets me every time
I don't get it
@@JasonJacksonJames oh you innocent being
It's either a dirty joke, or the fact that DVD's are obsolete nowadays
@@ejelecflametails6657, considering what we've seen these last several episodes... it's most likely the former. I mean, they made a dirty joke at the start of this episode.
“I watched the entirely of Zootopia... completely soft”
Don’t forget Chief has a 100% Gold Visor so he didn’t see shit.
You can be blind while being hard.
@@Penuin you mean you dont need to see to be hard
@@Penuin you can't watch a movie if you can't see it.
@@Penuin you can't see a movie if you can't watch it.
@@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer I can hear them tho
"I watched the entirety of Zootopia, completely soft."
-Master Based
"Master Based" D-Do you know what you did?
Master Baiter
Do you realize what you just DID???
But most peope don't even get putting the DVD~
I now realize what I did.....
Bruh the fact that he’s right about they can afford an expensive fur suit means that they can also afford to make explosives had me rolling
They can also make the suits meaning they know how to research and have the skill to make complex objects especially protogens don't piss off a protogen they know their way around hardware and some furries are in the military and an unusual number of furries are well armed also did you know they have the numbers to take a country like Norway
I mean we kinda could if we wanted to.
Wait, how do you know it's right
Can't bomb my house if I don't own one 😎✌️
Bruh they smart enough that one literally got a MILITARY CONCRACT to build a new cooling and I think hydration system for US troops.
"Oh no she's stupid" so simple yet still had me dead
"Don't make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a 2000$ fursuit they can afford a 10$ pipebomb sent to my mailbox"
This is the best line yet, gonna delete 4 year old comments on random forums now
to be honest, its also the best reason i've heard so far for not making fun of furries.
@@magmat0585 same here
He has a point tho
Yeah
He really has a point
Probably the most accurate depiction of a Catgirl I've seen:
Immediately disinterested
Gets in to the food
Offers minimalist compromise to obtain more things
Perfect.
Your brain is too big, so I need you to share a piece
Who's gonna tell them catgirls aren't real...
And who's gonna tell you that talking hippos aren't real either?
You mean: "The most accurate depiction of a modern girl you have seen".
*_Imagine the worldwide disappointment if catgirls behaved more like actual cats._*
I feel bad for Astolfo. Hes a good guy that gets shit for no reason.
And he is capable of thinking rationally.
You uh meant uh she right?
@@user-vq4rl1zf2f nah bro, he's a male
@@arielmolinervicente1819 ah I see
@@user-vq4rl1zf2f there is this thing, its called a femboy. . .
@@user-vq4rl1zf2f...
1:53 “ that’s why I take my lemonade, without the water”
Comedy gold.
Catgirl: "Nyah."
Chief: "Ohhh no... she's stupid."
This line is underrated imo
Imma use this quote one day
"I watched the entirety of zootopia"
"So?"
*"completely soft"*
Fucking chadlad
I ate bowl of nails for breakfast.
For a brick, he flew pretty well.
Straight power move right there.
@@jaylenharris343 Yeah, so?
I dont get it
The fact that these videos have better voice acting than most anime is incredible.
You mean English dubs?
@@totalguardian1436That too 😢
@@totalguardian1436They would still be wrong either way
"If they can affird a 2,000 dollar fur suit, they can afford a 10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox" That made me laugh so hard lol
"There's a limit to how based we can be"
that is just fucking masterful holy shit i cant
bruh
Above stars and further beyond!
I heard "basic" instead of "based"
Life is all about pushing past our limits.
Screw the limit!
_"There's a limit to how _*_BASED_*_ we can be."_ - *Professor of Baseology*
And default profic pics are the limit, truly the most based people I've ever met
That is an incorrect statement,everyone has there own limit on how based they can be it depends on your Chad to Virgin ration
Im a non English speaker, based is something on the bottom of a building right? Correct me if I'm wrong
⁰o[jk
@@hakimmarauder5191 a base is the bottom of something, and or the opposite of an acid. To be "based" is slang, it's meaning tends to get coopted to whatever group steals it, but is traditionally used in reference to some being outspoken about more reasonable and conservative concepts.
I’ve been playing fallout for the past month and can’t help but stare at Robert house everytime he comes on screen
The work that goes into this channel is crazy impressive! I love the humor and especially the effects! Oh, and I would never replace Astolfo with anything, period.
"Oh no she's stupid, you must have hit her head"
Nice
:D
I love the fact that Master Chief only gets more and more degenerate as time goes on. He finally embraced his inner degeneracy.
ok
You know what? The man is entitled to being a degenerate after having to save humanity. He gets a pass in my book.
@@artoriastheabysswalker3356
Fighting to save the galaxy for almost 40 years non stop? Yeah he deserves a break.
Bruh
And that his voice keeps changing his voice
2:12 I love that House is just watching
0:10 i was hoping for a: "because i am a hungry hungry hippo, bruh. '
Master Chief's voice changes faster than a teen going through puberty
Indeed
Yepper's!
This comment section is a Certified Bruh Moment
It makes me kinda uncomfortable. Especially with the lack of background music.
Ooooh. That's why... That's why he calls him "Master"... Cause his name... Master Chief...
“Which gender gets more free stuff?”
“Female”
“Bruh there’s a limit on how *BASED* we can be”
Fucking based
That little hippo is adorable!!
I've only seen 2 of your videos but you are clearly a shining gem on CZcams. Unlike any other. I'm subscribing and adding you to the list.
Chief hitting a new low everytime one of these episodes comes out, hilarious as always
Ello
It hurts...
Ah the Nazi Catboy
Hey, what happened to your cat? Did he ever get out of the box? Or did he just burn?
Are you girl or boy?
No one's talking about how Chiefs idea of "Girlfriend things", is telling him whether or not a cave is a natural formation.
That shit had me dying.
Finally, someone talking about it
Cortana
PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW, IS IT?
Noooooooo sonic fann
Bro has to cope with losing cortana somehow
Never stop making these. I love them
This video is smoother than his previous ones. Astolfo's actually talking like the characters in Adult Swim's videos. I love these improvements, had a great laugh like always.
Okay, but can we appreciate that Astolfo has lip sync now? First Tahu's gears, now this... insane dedication.
Very nice
Yeah, this is definitely one of the best stop motion animators I’ve ever seen
Not just astolfo
But the cat girl too
TWO FIGURES LIP SYNCD
Yes
I remember this show
I like how this channel took steps to make animation like this starting with lego and then working up to posable dolls and eventually having mouth animations pretty good stuff
“Don’t make fun of the furry community.”
“Why not?”
“If they can afford a 2000$ fursuit, they can afford a 10$ pipebomb in my mailbox.”
Made me laugh so hard for the first time this year
"Bruh, there's a limit to how BASED we can be."
This is the most quotable series I've ever seen on CZcams.
as soon the skit started i was basically going "BASED"
Best line
Proper system
Impossible
Limits are cringe
Seeing Astolfo’s mouth move surprised me in a good way.
same, it is so smooth
@@justsi668 Astolfo's mouth is so smooth yeah i agree
@@pedotrain5214
...
wait a minute-
@@pedotrain5214 hmm...
@@pedotrain5214 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Astolfo getting suplexed by chief is the peak of animation
Your stop motion and humor videos remind me of robot chicken keep up the good work my dude it always makes my day
"Don't make fun of the furry community." "Why not?" "If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox." CHief hitting the truth here
My favorite line in this episode
For real, furries have the strangest imagination and the financial capabilities to commission art for it
Two furries could probably afford an entire hit squad with tanks.
Not if I pipe bomb them first
Homeless people: I don't have such weakness
That imaginary gamer girlfriend joke was one of the best jokes I’ve heard this year. Perfect setup. Also, glad to see Chief’s pinup poster is still there.
I wanna upvote but the funny number...
Absolutely savage
I thought that was a pretty common joke?
I think the cat dude is a new character if the squad
The furry pipe bomb one was good too XD
Most smooth german suplex i've seen in a year, and your vid Is motion capture, damn, great job.
I love your sense of humor so much that I watch these regularly
“That’s why I drink lemonade, without the water.”
So he just sucked the juice straight from the lemon?
Swallows concentrated lemon powder
Nah, he follows the Matoi school of lemons. Just eat it like an apple.
Rubs lemon rinds on sugar
I don’t know, but Chief using “troglodytes” as an insult just hits perfectly! Great video, as per usual!
I don't know, but Chief using "mongoloid" as an insult just hits perfectly! Great video, as per usual!
I use troglodyte on a daily basis. Bruh
@@lobe28 Yes but, who asked?
@@lobe28 you’re a nerd without glasses who tries to laugh like DanTDM while waiting for your girlfriend on discord to text you back after you insulted her intelligence by saying the word “troglodyte”.
Tintin reference heck yeah
This was surprisingly good wth
definitely gotta subscribe now
This channel is comedy gold
So nobody's going to talk about the potentially new characters of the neighborhood.
Little by little Pantsahat is making great world building.
Cue old meme of most ambitious crossover ever
I wanna see a complation of master chief beating the uh pink haired one
Name of the new characters?
That pipebomb joke was actually words of wisdom. Im unironically going to be more careful with all my jokes from now on lmao
im suprised pipebombs cost 10 dollar
@@wilsonweiseng6485 Amazon
@@wilsonweiseng6485 They dont, they cost only what the stump remover costs. Ideally you should be stealing the easy to get components to stop it from being traced back to you.
@@spandanganguli6903 can confirm, this is the best method
@@tigerfestivals5137 are y’all good?
Love your animations. The humor and writing are top notch. Amazing stuff! What action figure is that cat girl? I was able to track down a Kinder hippo for my Pantsahat Universe toy shelf, but cat girl has me stymied! Help!
ive seen this so long ago and being re recommended this is so heavenly
"Don't make fun of the furry community. If they can afford a $2,000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mailbox." I laughed so hard! Omg lol
I never considered that but that makes a lot of sense actually...
Actually kinda scary if you stop and think about it
I imagine some crazed guy in a fursuit yeeting a bomb through a window while screaming *_"OWO MUTHERFUCKER!!!"_*
You can make a pipe bomb for $10 not buy one
Ps. Don't forget the cost of the tools
You can buy an AR-15 for as cheap a $700, and bullets are on 50 cents a pop.
"Don't make fun of the furry community"
"Why?"
"If they can afford a 2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a 10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox"
Fucking gold
Right?. FK, pretty much ROFL at this one.
What’s worse is that he’s not wrong.
@@KoopJupe If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they could also probably afford a Craigslist hitman to do the job for them.
Hilarious
Still gonna make fun of em though
Cat GF: I'll break up with my boyfriend if you give me free stuff
Master Chief (suplexes Astalfo): DEAL
Appreciate the mr. house in the background
"Which gender gets more free stuff?"
Honestly? So true.
I would've said, "Attack Helicopter."
@@thereplication2567 😐
@@thereplication2567 uh oh better delete your comment before “they” come
@@thereplication2567 wow, funny, youre a really funny guy, gonna make another joke funny man?
@@dislikebutton4961 "they" are already here, piss off
“Hello!”
We know we are in for a fun time.
Edit: Also, Astolfos mouth moves. This is abnormal and I love it.
:D
I somehow managed to not completely notice. That's what felt different.
astoflo can show me what that mouth do 😏
Ye idk if I like it or not maybe if it was faster but idk I just don't want the guy to do too much work
@@burningblade1015 To me, if the guy wants to improve his content in a subtle way then that’s fine. As long as they dont get stressed out trying to improve it then I say keep up the great work
Good one chief for suplexing that thing 👏
The quality is consistently amazing
"I want you to imagine a cute gamer girlfriend"
"Ok, I'm imagining it"
"Good, cuz thats the only place its gonna exist"
Why, must you hurt me in this way
@just do it They exist, they just 100% already have a boyfriend, and if not, about 500 dudes in the waiting line. It's like driving to a crowded mall where all the parking spots are taken, and everyone's just circling around the lot slowly waiting for someone to pull out of their spot.
This why you got to get yourself a cute gamer (fem)boyfriend. Modern problems require modern solutions.
@@crimansizers5840 😂 #facts
@@Hlecktro true that. My best friend is a gamer whose both cute and hot. But shes taken 😂. But hey i have a cute besty :3 . Also most gamer girls dont like to announce they like games, mostly cause there allot of perv gamers that don't treat them like any other gamers. I sadly havent met many gamer girls unless i was introduced by someone whose already their boyfriends. and even then their mostly casual gamers not like hard core or dedicated gamers
@@hinatalovetonaruto If you want hardcore/competitive and female gamer. 9 out of 10 times they are not going to be amazing looking I can guarantee you that right now. Sure you can go watch streamers online and it might seem that way, but in person local to you. Nah not happening man gonna have to settle for casual LOL.
Astolfo: now imagine a cute Gamer girlfriend
Chief: okay I'm imagining it
Astolfo: good, because that's the only place it's gonna exist
*Astolfo
@@joshmarsh2402 thanks man
That hit hard bro
Bruh why you gotta do a fellow man like that…
I, too, watched the vid
Bro made the perfect animation, keep it up👍
"hey you are boy or a girl?"
"which gender gets more free stuff?"
"female"
"bro, there's a limit to how *based* we can be"
best line ever
Fuckin lmao
'so, whats you gender?'
'Girlfriend'
'ok but whats in your pants?'
'money'
He's animating the mouths. He's improving his craft, dear god...
Don't forget the sword tip at 0:34
@@TheRibbonRed smooth as hecc
I woulda creamed my pants harder had Chief Suplexed Astolfo while they facing each other. literally, the only flaw in this Screenplay masterpeice.
@@TheRibbonRed Noo...
"Some don't even get past putting the DVD in" had me dieing
Mr House in the back be like: 🤨
I welcome our new catgirl character, and astolfo’s rival.
Honestly I'd love it if she(?) appeared in future videos just to see how the other characters interact with her(?)
@Succubi Tiddies ew
"Do girlfriend stuff, like tell if caves are natural formations"
Bruh I AM DEAD.
Are they though?
@@darkpaw1522 yea
@@retineyzer7906 Interesting, thanks.
@@darkpaw1522
Sometimes
@@coranbaker6401 Are tunnels counted as caves? If so, why do we call them tunnels and not caverns?
i thought this was a robo chicken parody, you're too good.
IM FUCKEN CRYING THIS DIALOGUE IS GOD TIER. “If they can afford a 2000 dollar fur suit they can afford a 10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.”
"He finally remembered his password!!"
-some *original* commentor
Ass
:D
@@GameIdiots69 thigh
"There is a limit how BASED we ca be."
"No there is not."
Based and Czech, that's great, ř-bro.
Oh there is a limit, but it's so far beyond human comprehension that it might aswell not exist to such beings!
youre doing gods work here
Catboyo number 1. 1:31 #F1NN5ER
MEOW
“Don’t make fun of the furry community.”
“Why not?”
“If they can afford a 2000$ fursuit, they can afford a 10$ pipebomb in my mailbox.”
True
It's funny because it is in fact true.
I'm gonna use this quote later
Oh shit
Make fun of them any way. If jokes push them to blowing up your mail box, they won't have the intestinal fortitude to wage the fur jihad.
"Bruh there's a limit to how based we can be."
This hippo has me dying.
Right?! Lmao. He’s like 50% goof/50% straight man and it comes off hilarious lol
SPITTIN FAX BRUH
I was gonna like but likes are 420 👌
I shall like now
It's due to gap moe of the hippo being the cutest character in the show, but he sounds like a stereotypical 6 foot tall black dude. xD
Usually says the funniest stuff in the entire series.
Sigma hippo
"I'll need you to do girlfriend things. Like tell me if caves are natural formations"
Mr. House on the computer screen: "This isn't free platinum chip delivery."
“Which gender gets more free stuff?” “Female” THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW BASED WE CAN BE!! Fucking gold
Yep
Lol
Yep
Lol
Yep
I Just clicked the thumbnail unbeknownst to anything, and I found it to be the best thing I found on internet for months.
Holy grail of comedy.
I just noticed mr house on the computer lol
"I drink lemonade without the water" is an underrated line
I too drink lemonade without the water
XD Limon juice has water in it
@@safetydoggo2379 Without water means he most likely boiled the water out of the lemon juice
@@soupbane1688 how
so thats just lemons and sugar
*Drinking Lemonade without the water*
verified
that alot s o u r
Can confirm, is yum. Also i'm disintegrating. Helpm
just like the simpsons
Bruh, thats *Hardcore*
Mr. House is on the computer meaning master chief had the platinum chip
I feel like these animations could perfectly pass as robot chicken sketchs lmao.
Nah, everyone would notice the jump in quality and be confused
Master Chief: "I'm not a furry. I watched the entirety of Zootopia"
Astolfo: "So?"
Master Chief: "Completely soft"
Astolfo: "Woahhh"
my favourite lines
Truly the Chief can take on any challenge, no matter the odds.
Exactly
I continually forget Chief's first name is Master.
At least I hope that's why Astolfo is calling him that.
I thought it was John.
@@sinuhezarzuelero6054 That's right. Its John Halo.
@@SpitfireFortyFour John halo 3
@@robotrooster5500 My mistake. Many apologies to Mr John Halo 3.
If you read the books, you'd know John Master Halo is actually his full name
The funniest part about this was I mentioned "Astolpho 'bout to get suplexed if he don't stop with the sass" only to find out Chief was listening to me and followed through. Big Chief energy.
Not gonna lie how is that this Channel isnt at at least 3 million subs the Content is f*cking Gold
Chief made a mistake by ordering a cat girl from Amazon.
He fell for a trap!
Learn from mistakes, don't be like Chief.
Order off of eBay
Yall gotta stop using them basic shopping places, i get mine from denny's always best quality
Its not a trap if you bought it knowing it was a trap
No wait
Could be worse. He could've bought it on Wish.
Can't remember but isn't it better to get them from Denny's? Tried Arby's once and they tried to offer me a "Sample Platter" when I wanted something with beef in it.
Seeing astolfo's mouth move while talking is like seeing background characters in anime actually moving and doing things instead of being a still background image. Keep it up!
He also blinks now
But he is main center screen and has dialogue how is that anything like background characters with no names haha
that suplex at the end got me, i love the chemistry between Master Chief and Astolfo
This was way too funny. Odly enough these vids help me out when I was down.
"If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb"
Not's not even the half of it! They have that kind of money to spare, they could also commission a bit-coin assassin.
I mean weebs have people like Elon Musk and yet furries are the biggest threat. Elon Musk could build a giant space laser and put it in orbit if not for certian international laws.
“There’s a limit to how based we can be.” - Sun Tsu, probably.
I must say this is a work of art
best channel ever
The Cat-probably-girl is already acting like an average house cat.
"I watched all of Zootopia"
"Yeah so?"
"Completely soft"
"Bruh most people don't get passed putting the DVD in"
That's the definition of funny as fuck right there.
one of the best line sin this video
Sure is
"nya~"
"oh no, she's stupid"
lmao