Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime)
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2020
- Story TIme: Master Chief with the help of Astolfo embarks on an introspective journey to discover what it truly means to be human...and ahh memes?
ft.the Doom Slayer
#Halo #fate #anime
Voice credits:
Astolfo: www.fiverr.com/lovelyweirdjynn
Master Chief: / beecoolvideos - Zábava
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at Femboy Hooters?
Finishing this bite sir.
Love your music tho
Fucc
Ohhh the jam
Sir, applying for this job.
“The art-style is busy, I’d rather use this”
Ngl I prefer it
I think the real moral is that even a schoolgirl outfit has more dignity than Halo 4's visual design.
Seriously wtf happened to the Elites in that game? Why are they wearing headgear designed for special needs children?
@Faber Not to mention it's completely worthless as armor. Helmets don't even cover their head or face. Exposing gnarly reptilian skin for literally no reason. There's nothing "Elite" about their design.
The only part of the 4/5 Mc that I can like/stand is the helmet and maybe the forearms. The feet, heavily exposed shoulders and mid section tick me off.
I like some of the armor customization options as you can some what make a bulky Spartan for yourself
Is dat wat he said
"He lost his military pension after going AWOL to chase down his imaginary AI girlfriend"
Deepest Lore
I just love how faithful this is to canon.
@@urphakeandgey6308 genuinely curious, How does Master Chief get paid? Does he get paid? Does he ever get time off? If he never stops fighting what happens to his money is home is barracks is where he's supposed to be living?
@@harperl2 he gets paid in meals and and a trusty assault rifle. no he doesn't get time off, they just dump his ass in a freezer and thaw him out the next time he's needed
@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Fuuuuuuuuuck that’s depressing
Halo in a nutshell
"Opportunities have risen"
*Halo theme intensifies*
Halo theme for (weird) opportunities in life....
Falcon KIYUCK
thats not the only that has risen
@@antwan3718💀
@@MasterGoku21sir I think you meant 😏
"Your armor is red, well more like lightish red"
_Ah, that brings me back._
"lightish read"
i havent heard that in a long, long time
“It’s not pink,it’s just a lightish red”
Roses are red and violets are blue one day we'll cruise through blood gulch out of view its red versus red and blue versus blue I against I and me against you
@@xaeday9662 i lwky want to cry because of all the memories. Goddam ots been a long time since i watched red v blue
I was expecting another voice from that suit colour
"If you keep lying this is going to stop being the living room"
underrated joke
More like a badass one liner.
wow, just got it
Yeah more like
The DIEning room
i laughed
Deadass dad joke right there and I love it
The text-to-speech "no" from Master Chief got me good XD
I like to think that his voice changes by the frame rate.
2:55
Context is very important at that moment
Astolfo: *Makes fun of Chief for losing all his money simping.
also Astolfo: Loses money simping for Chief.
"Financially ruining" himself simping for Chief, to be exact.
it pays the bills
SIIIIMPIN
OH THE IRONY!!!
Bruh
"Imaginary A.I. girlfriend"
No no he's got the point
Ha you know who else got a point? You. That's who.
BRUH HE LOST HIS MILITARY PEENCHION AFTER GOING *A W O L*
Why have you not a mustache?
@@chubbz2309 sloe grower thats why
Yea
Took me so long to realize that Astolfo calls him "Master" because he's Master Chief... Bruh...
“Bruh ain’t nothing manlier than being yourself”
Words to live by
"Master I'm stuck in the washing machine-"
*YEET*
Hippo: "...hot"
Exactly
Good now go further in
When you’re stuck in the washing machine. Objective SURVIVE
Me: Now this looks like a job for me
"He's not manly enough to be feminine"
My fav line
cringe
@Secretary Becretary -🤓🤓🤓
@@iaminy0urwalls3169 - 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@Spartan-bl4pq YOU'RE CRINGE
@Secretary Becretary 🤓
1:16
Being with the military for many years, they'd probably take his pension away for less.
Bros pension was like 60 unsc worlds 💀my man brought down the covenants leaders in like a week 🗿
"Bruce, how is he not manly enough to be girly. That doesn't even make sense."
That is the quote of the century.
Can I point out Duke Nukem is living up to his mantra of their being no difference between Tomboys and Tomgirls? THAT'S attention to detail.
2:02 Nice. Still have no idea what you're referencing besides Duke Nukem.
@@justas423 Chie there is a tomboy, meaning shes female. He didn't care about Astolfo being a boy before either.
Bruh I just saw that!
@@justas423 "Tomboys, Tomgirls, what's the difference? I'm an equal opportunity Ass Pounder."
@@justas423 Reference to a previous video.
*Astolfo gets stuck in the washing machine*
Hippo: Bruh opportunities have risen.
Why does he have the best lines lmao.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO???”
@@RedBonkleMan8534
"Bruh, just lem'me help you get out of there."
@@RedBonkleMan8534 bold of you to assume Astolfo is a STEP-brother
Lucas Nunes your right He’s not a STEP BROTHER
HE IS A HALF BROTHER
@@xilo_infinite7445 NO HES NOT A HALF BRORHER HES A
2/4 BROTHER
BOTTOM SEX
I like how Everytime Chief starts speaking, Halo starts playing.
"BRUH HOW IS YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO BE GIRLY. THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE NO SENSE" omfg my sides
*LIE, THAT ISN'T MASTER CHIEF, HE IS* *_DONUT_*
It’s not pink it’s lightish red
@@jaket1033 that's the proof
@@jaket1033 in the new season he finally owns the pink armor
Private Delano donut
“I wanted light red. Not pink.”
“Why is the pillow fort highly weaponized?”
Well... it’s a fort...
True
Bruh
He be looking like Donut
@@gimmiethemcookies7372 only og's know who your talking about
@@sullythecat6263 It's light red.
"Opportunities have arisen." I cracked up so hard at this. It was made even better with the halo music playing.
I was laughing too hard when Masterchief just says 'Context' to Astolfo
“The art style is busy, I’d rather just wear this.”
Literally everyone:
“Bruh, YES.”
That was basically all of us at the end of the first infinite teaser ;)
Am I a bad person for liking his halo 4 and 5 suits?
@@dasgudeh8200 *YES* AND YOU SHALL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR YOUR HERESY
Personally, I just hate them because they don't look "realistic" bot oike something a real military could use... Too plasticky/toy-like
Just makes me think more of power rangers than badass spartans
MdioxD yes I can agree with that
@@mdioxd9200 I have a thing for the Prometheans lolz
"Ah master I got stuck in the washing machine"
*KICKS HIM IN EVEN MORE*
Keep your virginity Chief.
I would close the washing machine and light it on fire
The master chief is not a simp
*VIRGINITY IS COOL*
VanguardTrainer2488 STAY A VIRGIN
"Bro ain't nothing manlier than being yourself"
Such great words
Masterchief's armor adds three to five inches to his height, making him 7'1-3. According to this Astolfo is like 6'6- 6'7'5. He's (she?) Is less than 6'9 since we see her (him?) next to MC without the armor, and he (she?) is obviously 2-4 inches shorter. Consequently doomguy is around 10-13 feet tall.
Edit: I'm calling astolfo a she as a fuckin joke... but, deep down inside, all guys think astolfo is cute
Yeah doomguy is built like a fricking tank lmao (though canonically he has to be about 8' with the armor on)
Why do people have so much trouble referring to this character as male? Astolfo is definitely not female and never will be. My only guess is that some people are too scared to come out of the closet.
@@NewCanada They even call Astolfo "him" in the sketches. Idk seems like a lot of people go "looks feminine, automatically girl"
He
Doomguy is a mere 6 feet. Not sure what's up with the figurines he chose.
"When have you ever lost a battle?"
"This one. I want to lose this one."
"Master you're getting this job."
"I can't keep paying your rent."
@@inanewarrior753 "It's financially ruining me!"
I wonder if he wanted to loose it because of the job or because of the Doomslayer’s menacing aura
Doomguy doesn't need to be a femboy to be cute
His sheer presence drains the manliness of all other men around him
This results in Doom Guy simultaneously being the most feminine and masculine person in the room. It's perfect.
He's also best friends with Isabelle from Animal Crossing.
Bro, the DOOMicorn?
666
@@killercroc99 They are not married yet?
You dont need to be cute when You can smack things
"Sometimes it takes a real courage to become best girl" - Gigguk
"If you keep lying, this is going to stop being the LIVING room."
I'm dying
Did master chief get into your living room?
fr i laughed way harder than i should have
DYING room
That means its working
Yes, yes you are
Doom Slayer's cuter, obviously. He collects his own toys. Nevermind his unicorn suit.
Oh yeah the unicorn suit hahahahahah
Lol they should have waited to make this video till the doomicorn skin mcfarlane came out lol.
Cant a man have a hobby
@@thedoomslayer376 No judgment here. I just find it funny you found time for that between warzones.
@@mafiamanveto3004 i expect doomguy to comeback, with a kitbashed doomicorn outfit
Bruh I just found this randomly I haven’t laughed this hard in ages I have no clue what’s going on But it’s hilarious
amazing animation
and i am uncomfortably attracted to astolfo's voice
Halo Infinite story looking good so far.
oh look a verified commenter
I hope they put the bikini beachball ball mode in. MLG and stuff you know.
now this is a game id buy
Omg it's the funny SCP secret laboratory player guy
I did not expect you here
That's not master chief, that's Franklin Donut.
It's not pink, it's lightish red!
This man knows his RVB
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Ah yes, an intellectual
Ah yes, a man of culture
The "help I'm stuck!" Part was a move of a chad
Can relate, my wife also broke the washing machine
No one is talking about the fact that the bionicle needed a refill of his, uh, dressing.
Ngl, I don't blame him
Yeah...he'll *cum* right there
@@ToasterBath oh no, I didn't notice
Tahu's life has gone downhill ever since he was replaced by Tahu Nuva.
@Rainbow Dash I always preferred Mata desing over Nuva.
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that girl?"
"Sir, disarming a trap."
Under rated comment
@Astolfo Desu nice
Ok niice im ur 1000k like
@@NTS7Z can't believe a comment about Chief confronting a Femboy would get 1K likes.
'Were it so easy.'
@@justincholos.balisang6884 It's easier than you think.
"Bruh your so mad your turning red"
"Well a lightish red"
Nice RvB reference
"It's a lightish red" Dude I'm gonna go buy some elbow grease and headlight fluid now.
_"Uhh, help Master I'm stuck in the washing machine."_
_"Bruh opportunities have arisen."_
*_I N D E E D_*
Such as me.
Begone T R A P
Chief ain't no simp
No he gonn' put knives in there kick him in and turn on the WM.
@@exaltedfalcheon1793 no not gonna happen
It’s funny now that Bethesda is now owned by Microsoft
Astolfo is probably Microsoft and I don't mean the company
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@The_Blue_Otaku dude
@@The_Blue_Otaku _Bruh..._
@@The_Blue_Otaku Nice.
let's be clear, when the Doomslayer is around, MC basically *IS* a femboy. MC has two choices:
a) get beaten in a fight to the death: where armour; skills; weapons; training, and experience are put to the test.
or
b) live to see another day, but that bussy getting scrambled like breakfast.
yep
Master Chief’s voice is as consistent as my sleeping pattern.
"Master chief what are you doing at a femboy hooters?"
"Sir, im getting this bread"
"it's seems you won't need this pension bread, continue on Chief"
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that Femboy Hooters?"
"Sir, Finishing this shift"
"This is a family resturant" *femboy hooters*
I died from that one!
Gotta think of new ways to increase the revenue .^.
*insanity intensifies*
The doom slayer didn't come to get a job. he came to decline the offer 🗿
On 2:32 u see zuko from avatar the last air bender in the back round
"Its not pink its lightish red"
So this where donut went to after red vs. blue.
Well... he did marry an exotic dancer named Tiffany, so this might’ve been the road to how they met
No, this is donut’s brother
He took High School Spanish
rip rvb
@@Rucarlul ? Red vs Blue isnt over... Season 18 will most likely come out soon after they finish the seasons of all Rooster Teeth's other shows.
I swear , the Hippo is the best character out of this entire anime .
Bruh
My favorite must be my homie Tahu
@@LuccaZa nah that ain't homie, tahu's a pimp.
I need that hippo in my lyf, bruh
Opportunities have *ARISEN*
I love how Master Chief and Astolfo are the same height and there is Doom Guy making them manlets
I love the RvB reference. "It's not pink guys!...It's lightish red."
Comma Three Prod. It is pink now donut said
Lol I thought I was the only one that heard this😂
Ahh yes a man with excellent taste in rooster teeth
Ah i see your a man of culture as well
Elbow grease... How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant.
Master Chief: “Nah, the art style is /busy/, I’d rather just wear this.”
Halo community: “Atta boy Chief.”
There are tons of people in the community that like that armor
@@fifteen8850 There are tons of people in my dumpster that don't care.
Also. It is busy. Areas of low detail an negative space, bra; they emphasize points of interest.
EgoEroTergum oh I know it’s busy but I like the detail
Tbh I thought it was donut from red vs blue
The Master Chief's armor look so awesome in halo 4
The "You can save the galaxy but not affording a washing machine" got my jaw fallin while saying loudly "fucking true"💀
Masteechief kicking astolfo is the best scene, but the plushie is the masterpiece and best charachter
"bruh aint nothing manlier than being yourself"
"I'd rather be like destiny"
*sad shaxx noises*
*You've flatten their d!cks, guardian*
"You know I saw Master Chief over at Femboy Hooters the other day? Let me tell ya brotha, I walked in hungry but left THIRSTY!
"TRANSMAT FIRIN'!"
Woah hinga
"Good choice"
"he is not manly enough to put on a skirt and thigh-high socks" bruh these are rlly confusing times
Yeah, you don't need a lot of balls to wear a skirt... ; )
"It takes a real man, to become best girl" -Gigguk 2020
The truly confusing moment will be when people start saying that UNIRONICALLY
we already do, femboy revolution is unavoidable and another step towards perfection
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat...
I can’t explain how much I love this series
I appreciate that Doomguy continues to be a silent, rage fueled gigachad even in parody.
There is literally nothing better on the internet to watch then this
Facts^
Amen
What about a cat putting its self to sleep in a tiny human bed?
Well i can learn what a dyson sphere is or how the use of railgun can or cannot help us to reach space.
No this video is better for killing time.
Fr
“ITS NOT PINK ITS LIGHTISH RED!”
-Donut
I see you are a man of culture
@@Cobra3111 yeeesssss
This is the rvb reference in the comments you have been looking for
"Y'know, they have a name for that color... PINK!"
DONUT! WUT IN SAM HELL R U DOIN IN THIS ... AN-E-MAY?!?!?
As a femboy and fate apocrypha enjoyer (totally not related) I totally approve of this stop motion.
Based
Ok this is so fucking good dude! I can’t stop laughing. The references, the timing, the execution and everything is just great. 10/10 will watch again
Alstofo: help I’m stuck in the washing machine
Hippo: OPPORTUNITIES HAVE RISEN
Ahahaha
I feel like, I've seen this somewhere
Master Chief-“.......”
**PROCEEDS TO AGGRESSIVELY KICK ASTOLFO INTO THE MACHINE**
That's my favorite line
"It doesn't matter if she's imaginary, the thiccness exists in our hearts, right chief?"
- LEGO anime man
"Oh, so you like your girls XTRA thicc" -Astolfo
@@x-treme_gamer I like my girls with a little less dick - master Chief
@@x-treme_gamer "I like my girls without XTRA dick"
Sorry to tell you but that anime girl is actually a guy
@@mr.brazilian5167 i know lol
"When master was blasting my Astolfhole™ in the washing machine OwO"
So he basically made this whole episode just to justify the change in look of the master?, that's dedication.
Doomslayer and Felix feel like a complete counter to Chief and Astolfo lol
Who’s Felix
@@evandelck8541 the professional employee at femboy hooters
@@evandelck8541 a femboy in re zero
Apparently trans in the light novel
@@MsZsc might be a translation/interpretation thing. Haven't read it yet but the wiki's dont explicitly state anything about it.
Doomguy could easily won the job if he was wearing his doomicorn armor.
@ayy imao true
"busy" is a nice way to put it.
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Well, being honest, Doom Guy punching something and not totally obliterating it on a single hit is actually the cutest thing he has ever done.
Tell that to doom eternal regular punch.
@@ttracs the regular punch is a just a disappointment tbh
aside from gaming on his pc while eating pizza
DOOM Guy after waking up in 2016: Probably wouldn't need a gun to do good damage and could be doable through the entire campaign
DOOM Guy in Eternal: punch so pathetic that it takes 8+ hits to kill a single possessed and literally needs a powerup to make it anything viable
He knew it was a family restaurant
Pantsahat: uploads
Everyone: the fastest click in the west
Me: see master chief. Me:NUT
Lmao
Me at East:
I’m new to this so I guess I’m gonna be watching everything today
1:39 the scene 😂😂
1:59 It's been a year and I finally got the joke
Master chief is like Gandalf, he’s a different actor every movie
You mean Dumbledore?
Him too
@@mj91212 both
Gandalf is always Ian Mckellen what do you meaaaannn?
Master Chief is like Master Chief
"How are you not manly enough to be girly, that make no sense"
your gonna give me a arthritis attack
@@angelalvarez954 🤷♀️
"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" - Gigguk
@@jozeph2932 No it doesn't...
@@exaltedfalcheon1793 "Sometimes it takes a real courage to become best girl" - Gigguk
everyone in this universe has a default state they return to one shit goes down. lego guy appears on his couch, unemployed, and astolfo gets stuck in nearby equipment
Great video! 👍🏻 This is hilarious! Excellent work on the animation.
The show is just becoming Master Chief putting up with Astolfo's shegnanigans and I love it.
and the Velvet hippo lol
I personally need more hippo centered content
agreed
And some Tahu cameos every now and then
@@pokimanefartcompilation thought that said cameltoes had to read that a couple times
"You could always wear your new armor"
"N a h"
Just get the Mk V suit. It’s tougher anyway
@@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 Yo man xd
Bruh....YES
Fornsabre hey
Another piece of comedy CZcams gold here. Top notch stuff 👌
0:33 I appreciate the RVB reference
Alsolfo is standing around the same height as Master Chief and when he's in his armor he's 7 foot tall.......
Oh shi-
Wanna talk about doomguy almost doubling him in height?
@JOHNATHAN MCVAY Ya forgetting the mighty Lance between his legs. That shit adds another foot to his height.
@@flaviono6530 We don't talk about Doomguy ...especially after becoming a Hell Knight .
Doomguy is supposed to be 6 feet tall
"he is not manly enough to put on a skirt and thigh-high socks"
ok to be fair, I don't think I have balls big enough to do that in public either
I would
@@theinsaneanimegod5345 I already do it.
I'm doing right now
Thats because your not mastercheif
I wish I could lol
Это видео преисполнено мужественностью.
Boy panties is the best line in the whole video
"I dont wanna become a femme boy"
-Femboy chef 2020
69 likes.
Nice!
“More like a lightish red”
Lmfao that reference
I miss rvb
Luca Salgado same, remember when it was good?
haha Red vs Blue
Plasma Productions Yeah I really liked the animation for some of the new episodes
PugZiyer Bow chicka bow wow
I've been binge watching this videos. I love this so much
What if a random kid was watching a random lego stop motion then he stumbled upon this video
“Lightish red”... just got a weird craving for donuts weird
Lol donut
immediately started looking for donut comments once I saw the thumbnail lol
@@phoenix-qr3ln I did the same thing XD
@@phoenix-qr3ln Dont we all
I prefer Donuts hole. I mean donut holes.
"I'm gonna need a refill on my uhhhhh...*slurps* ranch dressing."
-man at femboy Hooters
“I’ll COME right there”
Thanks.
I hate it.
"Whose... I mean, what flavor you want?"
I like that he's with the cop
@G3N0C1D4L _ WHAT
Edit: no way. Dude what could it be then?
@G3N0C1D4L _ unless he was an Eric Andre fan
Idk how I stumbled across your channel, but I'm glad I did lol
1:18 I wasn't ready for this level of detail