You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP

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  • čas přidán 3. 02. 2021
  • You and the boys go to your local Goth IHOP, to get some Goth GFs
    (meme animation)
    #animation #bionicle #astolfo
    Support the vids: / pantsahat
    Astolfo VA: lovelyweirdjynn | Voice Over | Fiverr
    Felix VA: / @druskievo
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  • @dakotabrabec
    @dakotabrabec Před 3 lety +5594

    "This is IHop, we don't sell people here."
    *"Bruh, you're thinkin of Denny's."*

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Před 3 lety +168

      Now I'm kinda curious as to what I can get at Denny's... especially since I've never eaten at one before

    • @doorslammer633
      @doorslammer633 Před 3 lety +139

      @@magmat0585 Only thing you can buy are guys named Denny. Why else would it be called Denny's?

    • @Rostial
      @Rostial Před 3 lety +4

      nah they are talking about the streets

    • @rambokills2750
      @rambokills2750 Před 3 lety +5

      That line made me lol

    • @Manlikegibbon
      @Manlikegibbon Před 3 lety +6

      @Khaki Shorts You probably went to an offbrand one.

  • @acidpain6059
    @acidpain6059 Před 3 lety +7376

    “You weren’t supposed to be into it!” Astolfo often takes calculated risks but he’s terrible at math

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt Před 3 lety +404

      Yes he forgets that like half of the population is secretly gay or somewhat gay.

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 Před 3 lety +280

      @@NamelessKnightt Or at least have some exotic kinks on the side...

    • @sleepycrusader7152
      @sleepycrusader7152 Před 3 lety +57

      For the next time I will teach him some mathematics and the payment for that is only a hug

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Před 3 lety +70

      And his 🅱ussy pay the price.
      But everyone knows that 🅱ussy is only for MC now.

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 Před 3 lety +36

      Boy astolfo really f-ed up with doing that to tahu

  • @DoomSlayerE
    @DoomSlayerE Před rokem +748

    "I told you it was only a matter of time until the LIBERALS came for our pancakes," hits different since Aunt Jemima was taken off the syrup

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Před rokem +3

      So progressive they went full circle back to being racist lol. No people of color on logos lol. I don't know what uncle Ben did to anyone

    • @samhouston1288
      @samhouston1288 Před 9 měsíci +76

      He was right all along.

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil Před 8 měsíci +44

      Does anybody else think it's f*cked up that when Land'o'Lakes butter got caught up in this, they got rid kf the Native American lady but kept the Land'o'Lakes?
      Is that not just the perfect irony?

    • @DoomSlayerE
      @DoomSlayerE Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@CorundumDevil yeah

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 7 měsíci +7

      But you still have the syrup and the pancakes, just minus the mascot sticker
      is looking at a minstrel show stereotype really that important?
      does racism have a flavour that tastes better?
      No, then stop the bitching.

  • @Mr._Pancakes
    @Mr._Pancakes Před 2 lety +263

    1:42 I've never heard so much aggression and passion behind "hockey pucks" before

    • @blakeeielrs8018
      @blakeeielrs8018 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Ever been to a hockey game before?
      I went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@blakeeielrs8018From my very minimal second hand knowledge about hockey, this sounds accurate.

  • @dj_stalin4572
    @dj_stalin4572 Před 3 lety +2668

    "BOY YOU MIGHT BE THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, BUT THIS *VIOLENCE* GONNA BE *DOMESTIC* IF I DONT GET PANCAKES-"

  • @Surgevindu
    @Surgevindu Před 3 lety +8180

    “You got any gluten-free options?”
    “Yeah, your options are: the door”
    “B R U H”

  • @temmie9430
    @temmie9430 Před rokem +317

    2:47
    I love how he just starts laughing midway through

    • @NoBloons
      @NoBloons Před rokem +11

      Probably because its funny.

  • @TheBelieveit1
    @TheBelieveit1 Před 2 lety +106

    The voice crack of Tahu when he went "But this VIOLENCE is about to be domestic" cracks me up everytime. It's subtle but boy did he really pull off the "pissed off" mode

  • @Levigumba
    @Levigumba Před 3 lety +2294

    "I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
    Damn straight

    • @Eadesgameplay
      @Eadesgameplay Před 3 lety +22

      the Machine

    • @cahydra
      @cahydra Před 3 lety +15

      "Damn straight"
      As straight as a round about

    • @takamoron.
      @takamoron. Před 3 lety +3

      Bruh ice cream ain't worth a
      FELONY

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před 3 lety +3

      "Man, you're lucky I'm on multiple probations!"

  • @OutlawDrifter
    @OutlawDrifter Před 3 lety +9343

    "And a scrambled buh-ssy"
    Bruh, the way he said bussy killed me

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX Před 2 lety +228

    As a Canadian, I would like to assure you that Femboy IHOP does not speak for the maple syrup industry. We export that like crazy! Please buy our syrup, we won't get mad!

  • @jamesgroccia644
    @jamesgroccia644 Před 9 měsíci +17

    "I ain't leaving empty-handed, so I'll take the, uhh, eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch and a scrambled mmmmbussy."
    - Based Tahu

  • @Ekusupuroshon
    @Ekusupuroshon Před 3 lety +4578

    "Jokes on you, I'M INTO IT"
    The way he said it full of confidence and authority

  • @somerelativleyuninterestin4763

    “I’d like one goth gf”
    “Sir this is an IHOP, we don’t sell people here”
    “Yeah man you’re thinkin’ of Denny’s”
    What the fuck was that interaction

    • @CJayEvermoure
      @CJayEvermoure Před 3 lety +573

      A normal interaction to have at an IHOP

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 Před 3 lety +446

      @@CJayEvermoure nah man you thinkin of denny's

    • @sassosasso505
      @sassosasso505 Před 3 lety +72

      i thought he said daddies

    • @vexcxxyalt
      @vexcxxyalt Před 3 lety +42

      I fuckin died

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico Před 3 lety +61

      @@sassosasso505 Denny's is a well-known brand of cafeterias in usa

  • @shaidyn8278
    @shaidyn8278 Před rokem +78

    I've come back to this over and over, and honestly this is just peak comedy. Nearly every exchange of dialogue is a stand alone one liner.

  • @DavidGraham221
    @DavidGraham221 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS come for our pancakes!"
    Underrated line

  • @stephannunez-arellano6249
    @stephannunez-arellano6249 Před 3 lety +2575

    “A side of homemade ranch and a scrambled B U S S Y” said that with so much finesse

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +61

      Scrambled *BUSSY* is Turtle Approved 👍

    • @Bocian890
      @Bocian890 Před 3 lety +12

      First thing that came to my head was filthy Frank's can I get the pussy boss

    • @vibe3063
      @vibe3063 Před 3 lety +6

      Master Chief approved because after he did it. He tried to drink the trauma away.
      At a IHop because he's litterally sitting at a table probably drinking.

    • @DonnerdiusTheThird
      @DonnerdiusTheThird Před 3 lety

      And then he got his ass f i n e s s e d

    • @caesar6733
      @caesar6733 Před 3 lety

      The only thing that could have been better would have been if you used a 🅱️...

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 3 lety +4884

    lmao that BRUH Hippo

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 Před 3 lety +36

      The thing is bothering me because i look at a potato that shape like a hippo
      But now when i look at the normal hippo, i'll alway be reminded that there's a potato version of it, and the potato version of it seems really cute

    • @crazytankxd5758
      @crazytankxd5758 Před 3 lety +22

      I shall forever call him Hipbruh =P

    • @elnosoyalan
      @elnosoyalan Před 3 lety +2

      super wii bros can you say penis?

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +10

      *A turtle approves of that BRUH Hippo*

    • @Fishofftheperc30
      @Fishofftheperc30 Před 3 lety

      Bruh

  • @heroranuva8295
    @heroranuva8295 Před rokem +118

    The level of emotion you managed to convey in the still of Tahu realizing its a femboy ihop is insane

  • @stubbaloo1602
    @stubbaloo1602 Před 2 lety +55

    2:03 has got to be my favorite part. The HOLD UP as it's slowly dawning on him it's just so good haha

  • @QuintDunaway
    @QuintDunaway Před 3 lety +6184

    “Bruh I’ve had their pancakes, and they’re not worth a felony”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @lorddarkness7816
    @lorddarkness7816 Před 3 lety +1661

    “Wait, it’s all femboys?”
    “Always have been.”

  • @NyanSquid
    @NyanSquid Před 2 lety +25

    1:02 not all doors are gluten free, this is a lie.

  • @glitchgix
    @glitchgix Před 9 měsíci +7

    0:41 to this day i still laugh to that line 😂😂 him saying violence makes me burst

  • @maddogsgaming7567
    @maddogsgaming7567 Před 3 lety +2889

    "BOI THESE PANCAKES ARE BURNT!"
    "they're GOTH pancakes"
    "BOI at least tell me you got MAPLE SYRUP for these HOCKEY PUCKS!"

  • @wlfmanjack
    @wlfmanjack Před 3 lety +3012

    "Bruh you got any gluten-free options"
    "Yeah, your options are... The door"
    God that is so funny

  • @SonicTails4664
    @SonicTails4664 Před 7 měsíci +5

    No, I’m pretty sure Tim Horton’s sells people.

  • @cosmic_flan
    @cosmic_flan Před rokem +5

    1:34 idk why but the cut to the poker face and the way he says "a ton" makes me laugh so hard

  • @sexualyeti7023
    @sexualyeti7023 Před 3 lety +2122

    "You've got any gluten free options"
    "Yes, our options are the door."
    Definitely a 5 star establishment if I have heard of one.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 Před 3 lety +17

      Take da gluuuten
      Outda breeeed

    • @Zexi141
      @Zexi141 Před 3 lety +7

      @@brosephnoonan223 Idc if it's free.

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +4

      This establishment is also *Turtle Approved*

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M Před 3 lety +2

      Astolfo always cuts 'em off at the knees.

    • @VivaLaPizza76
      @VivaLaPizza76 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm gluten free and I can confirm when I get this kindof treatment I leave a five start review and come back for more.

  • @Cpt-kaiju
    @Cpt-kaiju Před 3 lety +2418

    This may be the international house of pancakes but this violence is gonna be domestic Is the best line ever

    • @SinisterSama
      @SinisterSama Před 3 lety +25

      You need the pause before gonna be domestic part. Also I'm going to find a way make that a sfx

    • @mrnonameyt
      @mrnonameyt Před 3 lety +4

      Yrd

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 Před 3 lety +30

      Bruh, I had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony

    • @Dbz1love
      @Dbz1love Před 3 lety +2

      It's my favorite line

    • @drmarikfox2583
      @drmarikfox2583 Před 3 lety +3

      The pitch up when saying Violence is so great as well.

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 Před 11 měsíci +4

    "Can I atleast get some maple syrup for these hockey pucks!?"
    This got me rolling on death's door mentally and physically

  • @masaruten
    @masaruten Před 10 měsíci +3

    The man's on multiple probations, you don't think he hasn't developed a taste for that after serving time? 😂

  • @memese8867
    @memese8867 Před 3 lety +4477

    "Bruh I'm not leaving empty handed so I'll take an eggs and sausage with homemade ranch and a scrambled *bussy* "

  • @jacobed1845
    @jacobed1845 Před 3 lety +3794

    This entire video is like a monument to this generation's sins

    • @tantrumj1033
      @tantrumj1033 Před 3 lety +149

      We know we're adding to the list and boy is it long

    • @Tylar245
      @Tylar245 Před 3 lety +53

      I know I’m guilty

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault Před 3 lety +61

      In the best way possible. It's doing a better job at it than South Park at this point

    • @UniUnknown
      @UniUnknown Před 3 lety +24

      Gravemind

    • @gingergorilla695
      @gingergorilla695 Před 3 lety +9

      And it just passed 1.3 million

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Bro, you’re thinking of *Denny’s* “
    I’m so glad I found this channel!😂

  • @BuzzinggBee
    @BuzzinggBee Před 6 měsíci +3

    “boy at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these *hokey pucks* ” man I’m ded 💀💀

  • @redacted8567
    @redacted8567 Před 3 lety +16166

    “You may be the International House of Pancakes, but this *VIOLENCE* bouta be domestic.” That is such a good line, but I wish I could use it in more situations.

    • @dakufaust
      @dakufaust Před 3 lety +366

      The best line I've heard in a while.

    • @Bobzonthejob
      @Bobzonthejob Před 3 lety +345

      I have no idea when, nor how, but I will keep this in the pocket for the perfect moment to break it out

    • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
      @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Před 3 lety +118

      Bro, if it has international in it just change IHOP with it

    • @redoctane13s15
      @redoctane13s15 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Bobzonthejob i want to know how this goes ... but also i dont :X

    • @mysteirithemythicfabyl378
      @mysteirithemythicfabyl378 Před 3 lety +48

      This line is single handedly the funniest part

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs Před 3 lety +6544

    2:35 when the discord mod finds the femboys IRL address

    • @asian_wehraboo1876
      @asian_wehraboo1876 Před 3 lety +87

      hi Iron

    • @grevon3636
      @grevon3636 Před 3 lety +80

      Astolfo is a boy

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs Před 3 lety +92

      This is a Man who watched a Swiss Weeaboo Clean a Bike with his body while wearing a pink bikini and covered in Soap.

    • @ivan_says_hi
      @ivan_says_hi Před 3 lety +30

      @@ANukeWithLegs im going to need sauce on that one chief 😤

    • @grevon3636
      @grevon3636 Před 3 lety +8

      @Khaki Shorts whut

  • @bloodeagle1904
    @bloodeagle1904 Před rokem +4

    2 years later, still hilarious. The Astolfo, "Hello" always makes me smile.

  • @sirnoobius6345
    @sirnoobius6345 Před rokem +7

    the comedy is on a whole other level and the Bionicle gears are a whole level of dedication right there

  • @zakkogan5380
    @zakkogan5380 Před 3 lety +1262

    “Only people who’d rather come here are single dads or people who’d rather not get shot at a Waffle House.”
    That’s why Waffle House slaps my guy.

    • @chimiigettuson8280
      @chimiigettuson8280 Před 3 lety +13

      I've been to Waffle House plenty of times and never had the worry of getting shot. Is it because WH is a southern chain?

    • @rirayejohnson8079
      @rirayejohnson8079 Před 3 lety +40

      @@chimiigettuson8280 Nah, its cause Waffle Houses tend to be located in low income areas. At least in my experience.

    • @theriveracis5172
      @theriveracis5172 Před 3 lety +9

      @@chimiigettuson8280 It's very cash-heavy, is the main reason.

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@rirayejohnson8079 most of the WH I've been to are in the Middle income areas.

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 Před 3 lety +5

      It's always worth it

  • @Naarii14
    @Naarii14 Před 3 lety +1753

    "scrambled uh bussy" delivery of that line is perfection

  • @abod101
    @abod101 Před rokem +26

    2:22 POOSY

  • @user-jd7mp7np1i
    @user-jd7mp7np1i Před 10 měsíci +5

    1:51 well this aged well (aunt Jemima)

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays Před 3 lety +25111

    We all know why Master Chief is there, sitting in the back, don't think I didn't see him.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Před 3 lety +495

      give me 1st reply clout

    • @grevon3636
      @grevon3636 Před 3 lety +315

      Astolfo is a boy

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Před 3 lety +186

      And that didn’t stop Tahu!?!

    • @RealBakuStar
      @RealBakuStar Před 3 lety +63

      Huh, for some reason I didnt expect to see you here, then i realized, yea.

    • @grevon3636
      @grevon3636 Před 3 lety +68

      @@TakanePerez where have i heard that before

  • @tubtubsablubblubs3996
    @tubtubsablubblubs3996 Před 3 lety +1695

    “We don’t SELL people here”
    “You thinkin of *DENNYS* “

  • @boxorak
    @boxorak Před 2 lety +7

    Every line that came out of Tahu's non-existent mouth was solid gold.

  • @adambass5704
    @adambass5704 Před 9 měsíci +3

    “Sir, this is an ihop. We dont sell people here.”
    “Bruh-you’re thinking of Dennys.”
    So effing good.

  • @MemeSkull-qi1pv
    @MemeSkull-qi1pv Před 3 lety +4667

    “I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS came for our PANCAKES”
    Tahu’s really out here getting political over pancakes

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher Před 3 lety +182

      Well it's true you know they're coming for everything. Next thing you know breathing and clothes will become offensive, food in general would get banned, just walking down a street will get you beat up (oh wait that happens even before the liberal's democrat's have spread throughout the nation.) There are even people choosing to become disabled they're calling themselves stuff like transabled

    • @Xeno911
      @Xeno911 Před 3 lety +42

      @@flying_Night_slasher what the fuck is wrong with those people

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher Před 3 lety +70

      @@Xeno911 I have no idea but I won't let them ruin game's and Little Caesar's for me

    • @joefollo4891
      @joefollo4891 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Xeno911 dude that wasn’t serious

    • @hammertoe00
      @hammertoe00 Před 3 lety +46

      It happened to aunt jemima

  • @ShmeengusDingus
    @ShmeengusDingus Před 3 lety +686

    “What’s your favorite fate series?”
    “It’s complicated “

    • @elinya4232
      @elinya4232 Před 3 lety +7

      cant wait for femboy ihop astolfo to arrive in fgo as an alter ego

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Před 3 lety +5

      Unironicly better than fate

    • @anotherinternetperson8495
      @anotherinternetperson8495 Před 3 lety

      Astolfo legit the entire reason I wanted to get into fate
      Then I saw a watch order
      No thanks

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před 28 dny

      ​@@anotherinternetperson8495just read the doujin

  • @pedropablotobon1017
    @pedropablotobon1017 Před 2 lety +5

    "you got any gluten-free options?"
    "yeah, your options are the door"
    "Bruh"
    Death in seconds

  • @xerralordfemboy3663
    @xerralordfemboy3663 Před 2 lety +3

    Astolfo be trolling but wasn't ready when the tables flipped on him lol

  • @lunarlunacy4209
    @lunarlunacy4209 Před 3 lety +2363

    “Before the LIBRALS came for our pancakes”

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 Před 3 lety +198

      RIP Aunt Jemima

    • @hammertoe00
      @hammertoe00 Před 3 lety +70

      I still have her face on an unopened bottle of syrup and on an unopened box of pancake mix

    • @randomkrieger2625
      @randomkrieger2625 Před 3 lety +43

      This just leaves the horrible implications of other pantsaht jokes becoming reality...I don't wanna be a femboy.

    • @theactionman8403
      @theactionman8403 Před 3 lety +40

      Before the liberals came for Cracker Barrel

    • @andrenightscustoms251
      @andrenightscustoms251 Před 3 lety +8

      As a German guy that lives in Canada I This is hilarious

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry Před 3 lety +23179

    The bionicle got drip tho

  • @StardustSpiritDragon
    @StardustSpiritDragon Před rokem +4

    Man Tahu really went down hill after Bionicle was over.

  • @johngellare3507
    @johngellare3507 Před 9 měsíci +4

    "Boy, you might be the international house of pancakes, but this violence boutta be domestic!" Best fucking line

  • @GamePolicies
    @GamePolicies Před 3 lety +772

    I’m crying LMFAOOOOOOO
    “Your options are: The Door.”

  • @internet_sucks
    @internet_sucks Před 3 lety +1488

    "boy you may be the international house of pancakes, but this violence is gonna be domestic" best line in this whole video

  • @Hotshot2k4
    @Hotshot2k4 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Every single joke or line lands, and losing it on the femboy ihop slogan was just the femboy icing on the cake!

  • @achildnamedhotchick1739
    @achildnamedhotchick1739 Před rokem +3

    every line is hilarious. all killer no filler. no wasted time just funny

  • @cookies23z
    @cookies23z Před 3 lety +2977

    "this violence... bouta be domestic"
    im fucking dead

  • @Reyd0r
    @Reyd0r Před 2 lety +9790

    The fact he bothered animating the bionicles gear deserves some mad respect.

  • @alexhulsebos5401
    @alexhulsebos5401 Před 11 měsíci +2

    “You weren’t supposed to be into it.”
    “Well jokes on you, I’m into it.” The origin of traps, summarized. 💀😂

  • @nicolasdamico1748
    @nicolasdamico1748 Před 2 lety +4

    “This is IHop. We don’t sell people here.”
    “Bruh your thinkin’ of Denny’s, bruh.”
    Lmao

  • @MoonshineAnimations
    @MoonshineAnimations Před 3 lety +16189

    That undressing animation was so smooth

  • @monarchblue4280
    @monarchblue4280 Před 3 lety +600

    "At least tell me you got some maple syrup for these Hockey Pucks"
    "We can't serve maple syrup anymore. it was damn cultural appropriation for the Canadians"
    " I told you it was only a matter of time before the liberals came for our pancakes"
    Sorry but as a Canadian, I take great offense.

    • @Maowka
      @Maowka Před 3 lety +1

      About which part? Lol

    • @connorcowan7606
      @connorcowan7606 Před 3 lety +35

      I thought Canadians were too polite to say anything about it

    • @monarchblue4280
      @monarchblue4280 Před 3 lety +69

      @@Maowka 1. Hockey is our national sport basically.
      2. S Y R U P
      3. We are run by a liberal government.
      It all hit too close to Ottawa.

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 Před 3 lety +1

      @@monarchblue4280 If you are run by a liberal government, then why'd your Prime Minister wear blackface on multiple occasions? That and his last trip to India shows he would know about cultural appropriation.

    • @jasontodd2607
      @jasontodd2607 Před 3 lety +3

      @@monarchblue4280 At least Canadian liberals are far more tolerable than most American ones. And conservatives for that matter. As a red white and blue blooded American, I can safely say, the liberals and conservatives here are stupid.

  • @mamorukato370
    @mamorukato370 Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:34 Bro took "I've done it might as well do it again" to a whole new level XD

  • @rasati
    @rasati Před rokem +1

    "we dont sell people here"
    "bruh... youre thinkin of dennys"

  • @Zen_user-001
    @Zen_user-001 Před 2 lety +9237

    "Yeah, your options are the door." I almost choked laughing.

  • @thejuic3b0i64
    @thejuic3b0i64 Před 3 lety +3469

    “You got any gluten-free options?”
    “Yeah, your options are, THE DOOR”
    “Bruh”
    The way the hippo says bruh gets me every time

  • @edsonjairquinteromagana9079
    @edsonjairquinteromagana9079 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Well, joke's on you, i'm into it", the best line ever 😂, the Bionicle has good taste...

  • @sarutanku
    @sarutanku Před 2 lety +4

    OMG I died at the end, he really pulled a "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" and it was executed perfectly

  •  Před 3 lety +8676

    Me: walks into femboy IHOP*
    Astolfo: scramble my bussy (jk)
    Me: very poor choice of words*

  • @Jac58290
    @Jac58290 Před 3 lety +612

    "IHOP eat, come, be happy" is honestly the best slogan I've ever heard

    • @Jac58290
      @Jac58290 Před 3 lety +7

      I also just realize he laughed part of the way through the slogan

  • @Sludgemachine.
    @Sludgemachine. Před rokem +1

    the master chief background cameo should not go unnoticed

  • @mariodude247
    @mariodude247 Před rokem +1

    I can’t unhear the “Scramble my bussy” 😂

  • @Bzons
    @Bzons Před 3 lety +3503

    "I told you it was a matter of time before the *LIBERALS* came for our pancakes!"
    Most American Bionicle ever to exist right here.

    • @Fallout_Arts
      @Fallout_Arts Před 3 lety +75

      He speaks the language

    • @titan5642
      @titan5642 Před 3 lety +81

      We Canadians have already got the maple syrup. It's only a matter of time until we appropriate the pancake mix...

    • @berrycake248
      @berrycake248 Před 3 lety +21

      I laughed so hard when he said this 🤣🤣😂

    • @teaganbennett6608
      @teaganbennett6608 Před 3 lety +32

      He was speaking faxs tho

    • @jameslastname1346
      @jameslastname1346 Před 3 lety +48

      Aunt Jemima got canceled so it’s not impossible

  • @shirleydotxml
    @shirleydotxml Před 2 lety +9579

    "Bro I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
    LMFAOOOOOO THAT LINE IS GOLD.

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle Před 26 dny

    The best part was laughing at their own punchline during delivery. You guys are having too much fun with these vids.

  • @abrahamzamora343
    @abrahamzamora343 Před rokem +2

    2:42 greatest “jokes on you I’m into that shit”

  • @kristophermichaud4467
    @kristophermichaud4467 Před 3 lety +2057

    The fact that he could not stop himslef from laughing at the end is just the perfect touch

  • @unlimitedgamerworks6125
    @unlimitedgamerworks6125 Před 3 lety +2603

    Every joke landed this episode, you guys were killing it with the script.

    • @grevon3636
      @grevon3636 Před 3 lety +8

      Astolfo is a boy

    • @joshjess9841
      @joshjess9841 Před 3 lety +73

      @@grevon3636 And water wet. What's your point?

    • @unlimitedgamerworks6125
      @unlimitedgamerworks6125 Před 3 lety +35

      @@grevon3636 I am fully aware of that, bruh

    • @thiiiiiiiiiiing
      @thiiiiiiiiiiing Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshjess9841 Water isn’t w-

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Před 3 lety +4

      @@thiiiiiiiiiiing Water can't be wet because it's like saying that water contains water. Bussy.

  • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804

    Astolfo got used to messing with Master Chief and making him uneasy so much that he dumbfounded when Bionicle actually went for it.

  • @Pulowski
    @Pulowski Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Jokes on you im into it" bro i need painkillers for my right LUNG rn

  • @nephilim2096
    @nephilim2096 Před 3 lety +2172

    "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!"- Lord Shax, probably.

  • @OonieandCacola
    @OonieandCacola Před 3 lety +447

    I guess they don’t call them BI-ONICLE for nothing...

    • @hermannator1
      @hermannator1 Před 3 lety +25

      Its funny because romance isnt canon

    • @lewa3910
      @lewa3910 Před 3 lety +10

      @@hermannator1 God damn it

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg Před 3 lety +9

      He wasn't talking about no romance.

    • @DuoFurey
      @DuoFurey Před 3 lety +15

      @@JohnSmith-fq3rg He wants to play that smash bros.

  • @FusionXIII
    @FusionXIII Před rokem +1

    As someone gluten free, i died when i heard "your options are... *The door.*"

  • @nader4823
    @nader4823 Před rokem +1

    "sir this is an ihop, we dont sell people here"
    "bruh, youre thinking of dennys"
    i actually lost it

  • @digitalnex
    @digitalnex Před 3 lety +12380

    I'm fucking crying at the gluten-free options line!

    • @SinslayerG
      @SinslayerG Před 3 lety +198

      @@irredeemablelover7608 “BrUh”

    • @waddletea5866
      @waddletea5866 Před 3 lety +51

      WE ONLY SERVE PANCAKES OUT HERE

    • @robertross45
      @robertross45 Před 3 lety +41

      Ion care if it's free, just take that shit out.

    • @matthewbadley5063
      @matthewbadley5063 Před 3 lety +24

      They do have gluten free options tho :)

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy Před 3 lety +25

      Is that the friggin "boneless pizza" guy?

  • @JackOfManyGames
    @JackOfManyGames Před 3 lety +725

    The red Bionicle: "jokes on you, I'm into that shit"

    • @Orlkov
      @Orlkov Před 3 lety +26

      Tahu, Toa of Fire

    • @JackOfManyGames
      @JackOfManyGames Před 3 lety +6

      @@Orlkov
      Is that his name? I never really got into the Bionicles, so I don't know lol

    • @Orlkov
      @Orlkov Před 3 lety +3

      @@JackOfManyGames yes it is

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 Před 3 lety +3

      @@JackOfManyGames yeah I still have mine from back in the day

    • @JackOfManyGames
      @JackOfManyGames Před 3 lety +1

      @@Sigismund697
      Nice

  • @zerobeatw2059
    @zerobeatw2059 Před rokem +4

    but this (voice crack) VIOLENCE, gonna be domestic... the delivery on this line is insane

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Před rokem +2

      Tahu always has the best voice cracks. It seems to be a character quirk of his.

  • @Dum_latino
    @Dum_latino Před 2 lety +2

    "bruh you thinking of Denny's" 💀

  • @TheOfficialDjProduct
    @TheOfficialDjProduct Před 3 lety +3188

    The dialogue in this is written so fucking well. It's straight fire.

  • @pgtv14
    @pgtv14 Před 3 lety +1150

    Attractive woman starts coming onto me
    Me: "OUTTA MY WAY, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT"

  • @justananimefan1570
    @justananimefan1570 Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t stop coming back to this video lmao

  • @bezz6466
    @bezz6466 Před 2 lety +1

    "boy you better have maple syrup for these hockey pucks"
    *Yo?!*

  • @AkashLegoProductions
    @AkashLegoProductions Před 3 lety +3557

    CLEAN animation

  • @case6668
    @case6668 Před 3 lety +336

    “Gluten free options”
    “Yeah, the door”
    Man I felt that

  • @hyunseojang1792
    @hyunseojang1792 Před 2 lety +4

    "Master chiefs what are you doing at femboy ihop"
    "Sir ordering pancakes with maple syru- wait there's no maple syrup

  • @Porterhaus94
    @Porterhaus94 Před rokem +4

    Time to teach Pat Boivin about the thing he missed!