You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP
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- čas přidán 3. 02. 2021
- You and the boys go to your local Goth IHOP, to get some Goth GFs
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#animation #bionicle #astolfo
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Astolfo VA: lovelyweirdjynn | Voice Over | Fiverr
Felix VA: / @druskievo - Zábava
"This is IHop, we don't sell people here."
*"Bruh, you're thinkin of Denny's."*
Now I'm kinda curious as to what I can get at Denny's... especially since I've never eaten at one before
@@magmat0585 Only thing you can buy are guys named Denny. Why else would it be called Denny's?
nah they are talking about the streets
That line made me lol
@Khaki Shorts You probably went to an offbrand one.
“You weren’t supposed to be into it!” Astolfo often takes calculated risks but he’s terrible at math
Yes he forgets that like half of the population is secretly gay or somewhat gay.
@@NamelessKnightt Or at least have some exotic kinks on the side...
For the next time I will teach him some mathematics and the payment for that is only a hug
And his 🅱ussy pay the price.
But everyone knows that 🅱ussy is only for MC now.
Boy astolfo really f-ed up with doing that to tahu
"I told you it was only a matter of time until the LIBERALS came for our pancakes," hits different since Aunt Jemima was taken off the syrup
So progressive they went full circle back to being racist lol. No people of color on logos lol. I don't know what uncle Ben did to anyone
He was right all along.
Does anybody else think it's f*cked up that when Land'o'Lakes butter got caught up in this, they got rid kf the Native American lady but kept the Land'o'Lakes?
Is that not just the perfect irony?
@@CorundumDevil yeah
But you still have the syrup and the pancakes, just minus the mascot sticker
is looking at a minstrel show stereotype really that important?
does racism have a flavour that tastes better?
No, then stop the bitching.
1:42 I've never heard so much aggression and passion behind "hockey pucks" before
Ever been to a hockey game before?
I went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out
@@blakeeielrs8018From my very minimal second hand knowledge about hockey, this sounds accurate.
"BOY YOU MIGHT BE THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, BUT THIS *VIOLENCE* GONNA BE *DOMESTIC* IF I DONT GET PANCAKES-"
I'm going to find a way to work that in to my life somehow.
Same
The way his voice cracks on “violence” cracks me up every time 😂
0:38
I fucking died 💀
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are: the door”
“B R U H”
I died laughing at that part.
they need to stop with the cool hippity hoppity stuff. get rid of ssj
Bread Bank moment
does that mean the walls have gluten
Starts eating door.
2:47
I love how he just starts laughing midway through
Probably because its funny.
The voice crack of Tahu when he went "But this VIOLENCE is about to be domestic" cracks me up everytime. It's subtle but boy did he really pull off the "pissed off" mode
"I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
Damn straight
the Machine
"Damn straight"
As straight as a round about
Bruh ice cream ain't worth a
FELONY
"Man, you're lucky I'm on multiple probations!"
"And a scrambled buh-ssy"
Bruh, the way he said bussy killed me
I can agree
I C U M
2:34
*BUH* -ssy
BUU-SEH
As a Canadian, I would like to assure you that Femboy IHOP does not speak for the maple syrup industry. We export that like crazy! Please buy our syrup, we won't get mad!
"I ain't leaving empty-handed, so I'll take the, uhh, eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch and a scrambled mmmmbussy."
- Based Tahu
"Jokes on you, I'M INTO IT"
The way he said it full of confidence and authority
The exaggerated swagger of a Toa of fire
This guy is a fucking boss.
Chief could learn from Red Bionicle.
Nice profile
Nice Megumin pfp
“I’d like one goth gf”
“Sir this is an IHOP, we don’t sell people here”
“Yeah man you’re thinkin’ of Denny’s”
What the fuck was that interaction
A normal interaction to have at an IHOP
@@CJayEvermoure nah man you thinkin of denny's
i thought he said daddies
I fuckin died
@@sassosasso505 Denny's is a well-known brand of cafeterias in usa
I've come back to this over and over, and honestly this is just peak comedy. Nearly every exchange of dialogue is a stand alone one liner.
"I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS come for our pancakes!"
Underrated line
“A side of homemade ranch and a scrambled B U S S Y” said that with so much finesse
Scrambled *BUSSY* is Turtle Approved 👍
First thing that came to my head was filthy Frank's can I get the pussy boss
Master Chief approved because after he did it. He tried to drink the trauma away.
At a IHop because he's litterally sitting at a table probably drinking.
And then he got his ass f i n e s s e d
The only thing that could have been better would have been if you used a 🅱️...
lmao that BRUH Hippo
The thing is bothering me because i look at a potato that shape like a hippo
But now when i look at the normal hippo, i'll alway be reminded that there's a potato version of it, and the potato version of it seems really cute
I shall forever call him Hipbruh =P
super wii bros can you say penis?
*A turtle approves of that BRUH Hippo*
Bruh
The level of emotion you managed to convey in the still of Tahu realizing its a femboy ihop is insane
2:03 has got to be my favorite part. The HOLD UP as it's slowly dawning on him it's just so good haha
“Bruh I’ve had their pancakes, and they’re not worth a felony”
Truer words have never been spoken.
um...
They’re*
the waffles better
@@mattieonutube273 thank you sir, I was gonna do the same. Ahem, Heil Spell check!
Man you’re lucky I’m on multiple probations
“Wait, it’s all femboys?”
“Always have been.”
Always has bean.
*gun clicks* you all have seen too much
It has always been approved by a turtle
stop
@@just_a_turtle_chad There are no accidents
1:02 not all doors are gluten free, this is a lie.
0:41 to this day i still laugh to that line 😂😂 him saying violence makes me burst
"BOI THESE PANCAKES ARE BURNT!"
"they're GOTH pancakes"
"BOI at least tell me you got MAPLE SYRUP for these HOCKEY PUCKS!"
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MATTER TIME BEFORE THE *LIBERALS* HAD TO GET OUR PANCAKES!
This is an authoritarian regime
@Julian Wilson Yes.
Guts
Best lines that i ever heard
"Bruh you got any gluten-free options"
"Yeah, your options are... The door"
God that is so funny
Bruh.
Wish I could say that every day without losing my job lol
Killer delivery too
"Bruh"
Poor Hippo
That got me completely off guard so i bursted out laughing
No, I’m pretty sure Tim Horton’s sells people.
1:34 idk why but the cut to the poker face and the way he says "a ton" makes me laugh so hard
"You've got any gluten free options"
"Yes, our options are the door."
Definitely a 5 star establishment if I have heard of one.
Take da gluuuten
Outda breeeed
@@brosephnoonan223 Idc if it's free.
This establishment is also *Turtle Approved*
Astolfo always cuts 'em off at the knees.
I'm gluten free and I can confirm when I get this kindof treatment I leave a five start review and come back for more.
This may be the international house of pancakes but this violence is gonna be domestic Is the best line ever
You need the pause before gonna be domestic part. Also I'm going to find a way make that a sfx
Yrd
Bruh, I had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony
It's my favorite line
The pitch up when saying Violence is so great as well.
"Can I atleast get some maple syrup for these hockey pucks!?"
This got me rolling on death's door mentally and physically
The man's on multiple probations, you don't think he hasn't developed a taste for that after serving time? 😂
"Bruh I'm not leaving empty handed so I'll take an eggs and sausage with homemade ranch and a scrambled *bussy* "
Sounds like a normal breakfast to me
Best breakfast you can ask for ngl.
The man put everything he had into the word bussy
🅱️ u s s y
Bussy
This entire video is like a monument to this generation's sins
We know we're adding to the list and boy is it long
I know I’m guilty
In the best way possible. It's doing a better job at it than South Park at this point
Gravemind
And it just passed 1.3 million
“Bro, you’re thinking of *Denny’s* “
I’m so glad I found this channel!😂
“boy at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these *hokey pucks* ” man I’m ded 💀💀
“You may be the International House of Pancakes, but this *VIOLENCE* bouta be domestic.” That is such a good line, but I wish I could use it in more situations.
The best line I've heard in a while.
I have no idea when, nor how, but I will keep this in the pocket for the perfect moment to break it out
Bro, if it has international in it just change IHOP with it
@@Bobzonthejob i want to know how this goes ... but also i dont :X
This line is single handedly the funniest part
2:35 when the discord mod finds the femboys IRL address
hi Iron
Astolfo is a boy
This is a Man who watched a Swiss Weeaboo Clean a Bike with his body while wearing a pink bikini and covered in Soap.
@@ANukeWithLegs im going to need sauce on that one chief 😤
@Khaki Shorts whut
2 years later, still hilarious. The Astolfo, "Hello" always makes me smile.
the comedy is on a whole other level and the Bionicle gears are a whole level of dedication right there
“Only people who’d rather come here are single dads or people who’d rather not get shot at a Waffle House.”
That’s why Waffle House slaps my guy.
I've been to Waffle House plenty of times and never had the worry of getting shot. Is it because WH is a southern chain?
@@chimiigettuson8280 Nah, its cause Waffle Houses tend to be located in low income areas. At least in my experience.
@@chimiigettuson8280 It's very cash-heavy, is the main reason.
@@rirayejohnson8079 most of the WH I've been to are in the Middle income areas.
It's always worth it
"scrambled uh bussy" delivery of that line is perfection
Scrambled mmbussy.
The delivery of every line could not be better
Scrambled bussy sounds deliciously sweet and good damn
2:33
LOL I didn't realize the pause was that long
2:22 POOSY
BUSSY
1:51 well this aged well (aunt Jemima)
We all know why Master Chief is there, sitting in the back, don't think I didn't see him.
give me 1st reply clout
Astolfo is a boy
And that didn’t stop Tahu!?!
Huh, for some reason I didnt expect to see you here, then i realized, yea.
@@TakanePerez where have i heard that before
“We don’t SELL people here”
“You thinkin of *DENNYS* “
XD
As someone who works there... we had to resort to something after the cook caught covid
You thinkin of Africa
@@puncho72 Wow wow woah ay ay ay ay!!
We serve food here, sir
Every line that came out of Tahu's non-existent mouth was solid gold.
“Sir, this is an ihop. We dont sell people here.”
“Bruh-you’re thinking of Dennys.”
So effing good.
“I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS came for our PANCAKES”
Tahu’s really out here getting political over pancakes
Well it's true you know they're coming for everything. Next thing you know breathing and clothes will become offensive, food in general would get banned, just walking down a street will get you beat up (oh wait that happens even before the liberal's democrat's have spread throughout the nation.) There are even people choosing to become disabled they're calling themselves stuff like transabled
@@flying_Night_slasher what the fuck is wrong with those people
@@Xeno911 I have no idea but I won't let them ruin game's and Little Caesar's for me
@@Xeno911 dude that wasn’t serious
It happened to aunt jemima
“What’s your favorite fate series?”
“It’s complicated “
cant wait for femboy ihop astolfo to arrive in fgo as an alter ego
Unironicly better than fate
Astolfo legit the entire reason I wanted to get into fate
Then I saw a watch order
No thanks
@@anotherinternetperson8495just read the doujin
"you got any gluten-free options?"
"yeah, your options are the door"
"Bruh"
Death in seconds
Astolfo be trolling but wasn't ready when the tables flipped on him lol
“Before the LIBRALS came for our pancakes”
RIP Aunt Jemima
I still have her face on an unopened bottle of syrup and on an unopened box of pancake mix
This just leaves the horrible implications of other pantsaht jokes becoming reality...I don't wanna be a femboy.
Before the liberals came for Cracker Barrel
As a German guy that lives in Canada I This is hilarious
The bionicle got drip tho
Why are you here
He always got the drip
So
Biodrip
MY MAN
Man Tahu really went down hill after Bionicle was over.
"Boy, you might be the international house of pancakes, but this violence boutta be domestic!" Best fucking line
I’m crying LMFAOOOOOOO
“Your options are: The Door.”
*BRUH*
I'mma use that line now when ever I get a Karen or Becky asking me if we got some damn Gluten free cheese or some shit.
"boy you may be the international house of pancakes, but this violence is gonna be domestic" best line in this whole video
I'd like some puff cream......
Laughed so hard 🤣
Every single joke or line lands, and losing it on the femboy ihop slogan was just the femboy icing on the cake!
every line is hilarious. all killer no filler. no wasted time just funny
"this violence... bouta be domestic"
im fucking dead
Same
The delivery of that line had me dead too
Fucking bars
The fact he bothered animating the bionicles gear deserves some mad respect.
It deserves it is own fans
fr
@Corey Lahey mad respect
@Corey Lahey like crazy respect
@Corey Lahey Mad respect=A LOT of respect
“You weren’t supposed to be into it.”
“Well jokes on you, I’m into it.” The origin of traps, summarized. 💀😂
“This is IHop. We don’t sell people here.”
“Bruh your thinkin’ of Denny’s, bruh.”
Lmao
That undressing animation was so smooth
Oh my god moon :0
Oh hey Moon!
Hi moon
hello moon
Here for the Femboy IHOP?
"At least tell me you got some maple syrup for these Hockey Pucks"
"We can't serve maple syrup anymore. it was damn cultural appropriation for the Canadians"
" I told you it was only a matter of time before the liberals came for our pancakes"
Sorry but as a Canadian, I take great offense.
About which part? Lol
I thought Canadians were too polite to say anything about it
@@Maowka 1. Hockey is our national sport basically.
2. S Y R U P
3. We are run by a liberal government.
It all hit too close to Ottawa.
@@monarchblue4280 If you are run by a liberal government, then why'd your Prime Minister wear blackface on multiple occasions? That and his last trip to India shows he would know about cultural appropriation.
@@monarchblue4280 At least Canadian liberals are far more tolerable than most American ones. And conservatives for that matter. As a red white and blue blooded American, I can safely say, the liberals and conservatives here are stupid.
2:34 Bro took "I've done it might as well do it again" to a whole new level XD
"we dont sell people here"
"bruh... youre thinkin of dennys"
"Yeah, your options are the door." I almost choked laughing.
She was dead serious when she said that lol
@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz That's why I laughed so hard.
Fucking facts
Broh
Choked on what??🤔
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are, THE DOOR”
“Bruh”
The way the hippo says bruh gets me every time
He's my spirit animal
@@alexbaribeault bruh
1:02
I don't mind eating the door.
@@alexbaribeault Does he even have a name? I've seen all of these and I can't for the life of me ever remember them mentioning him having one
"Well, joke's on you, i'm into it", the best line ever 😂, the Bionicle has good taste...
OMG I died at the end, he really pulled a "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" and it was executed perfectly
Me: walks into femboy IHOP*
Astolfo: scramble my bussy (jk)
Me: very poor choice of words*
Reload astolfo *if you know what I mean*
@@WhoCares-wt7wi ;)
I SHALL DO THAT
I kind of expected you to be here ngl. 😆
Bruhh
"IHOP eat, come, be happy" is honestly the best slogan I've ever heard
I also just realize he laughed part of the way through the slogan
the master chief background cameo should not go unnoticed
I can’t unhear the “Scramble my bussy” 😂
"I told you it was a matter of time before the *LIBERALS* came for our pancakes!"
Most American Bionicle ever to exist right here.
He speaks the language
We Canadians have already got the maple syrup. It's only a matter of time until we appropriate the pancake mix...
I laughed so hard when he said this 🤣🤣😂
He was speaking faxs tho
Aunt Jemima got canceled so it’s not impossible
"Bro I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
LMFAOOOOOO THAT LINE IS GOLD.
I love that hippos lines
That's sad but true
Facts
Best line
The regular pancakes are meh, but the harvest grain and nut ones are pretty damn good.
The best part was laughing at their own punchline during delivery. You guys are having too much fun with these vids.
2:42 greatest “jokes on you I’m into that shit”
The fact that he could not stop himslef from laughing at the end is just the perfect touch
Well he obviously left that in on purpose instead of just rolling with another take.
420 likes, don’t like this comment anymore!
Himself*
yes bruh
“Himslef”
Every joke landed this episode, you guys were killing it with the script.
Astolfo is a boy
@@grevon3636 And water wet. What's your point?
@@grevon3636 I am fully aware of that, bruh
@@joshjess9841 Water isn’t w-
@@thiiiiiiiiiiing Water can't be wet because it's like saying that water contains water. Bussy.
Astolfo got used to messing with Master Chief and making him uneasy so much that he dumbfounded when Bionicle actually went for it.
"Jokes on you im into it" bro i need painkillers for my right LUNG rn
"Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!"- Lord Shax, probably.
The helmet stayed on
I'm dying. I came from a destiny raid guide to this video
Nah, that's Skeletor
took it all the way to the seventh column
Him: if there a hole there a way
I guess they don’t call them BI-ONICLE for nothing...
Its funny because romance isnt canon
@@hermannator1 God damn it
He wasn't talking about no romance.
@@JohnSmith-fq3rg He wants to play that smash bros.
As someone gluten free, i died when i heard "your options are... *The door.*"
"sir this is an ihop, we dont sell people here"
"bruh, youre thinking of dennys"
i actually lost it
I'm fucking crying at the gluten-free options line!
@@irredeemablelover7608 “BrUh”
WE ONLY SERVE PANCAKES OUT HERE
Ion care if it's free, just take that shit out.
They do have gluten free options tho :)
Is that the friggin "boneless pizza" guy?
The red Bionicle: "jokes on you, I'm into that shit"
Tahu, Toa of Fire
@@Orlkov
Is that his name? I never really got into the Bionicles, so I don't know lol
@@JackOfManyGames yes it is
@@JackOfManyGames yeah I still have mine from back in the day
@@Sigismund697
Nice
but this (voice crack) VIOLENCE, gonna be domestic... the delivery on this line is insane
Tahu always has the best voice cracks. It seems to be a character quirk of his.
"bruh you thinking of Denny's" 💀
The dialogue in this is written so fucking well. It's straight fire.
Voice acting fucking makes it too
Bro this violence... It bout to turn domestic
@@nikolaibelinski9696 I'm into it
@@pododododoehoh3550 bruh do you have any gluten free options
Yeah ur options are the door
BRUH
But the femboy is not straight
Attractive woman starts coming onto me
Me: "OUTTA MY WAY, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT"
Dead ass😂😭
My thoughts exactly.
>woman
Should of realized when they referred to him as "boy" the whole time
Oh "she's" coming onto you, but in a different way.
I can’t stop coming back to this video lmao
"boy you better have maple syrup for these hockey pucks"
*Yo?!*
CLEAN animation
No comments wtf
@@skullkid6439 fr
:o
@@Kokekkoko outstanding but who asked
Stop motion
“Gluten free options”
“Yeah, the door”
Man I felt that
hi admin
Hello member
Can relate actually
Celiac really do be like that 😔
"Master chiefs what are you doing at femboy ihop"
"Sir ordering pancakes with maple syru- wait there's no maple syrup
Time to teach Pat Boivin about the thing he missed!