The Death of Batman and Superman
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- Batman and Superman fall into a trap laid out by their archnemeses, Joker and Lex Luthor. Will they be able to defeat evil? You've made it past the title so you kinda already know! Crazy right?
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Joker gets a first taste of being a Dungeon Master
Luthor had a villain reaction to winning, Joker had a GM reaction to a TPK.
Gold comment.
@@calebowens693 I'm trying real hard not to intentionally fumble so the players don't die...trying real hard here.
@@Limrasson Sometimes you just have to let the players die before they'll learn the lesson.
@@ForeverLaxx Sometimes, that'll just teach them to die in dumber ways.
Harley Quinn was so surprised, she didn't even get her own voice actress
Harley Quinn is more surprised the Joker would rather kiss Lex Luthor than her.
@@schwarzerritter5724 Not surprised so much as disappointed
@@schwarzerritter5724would she really be surprised, when did joker ever love her
Clearly, she was actually Wonder Woman in disguise.
You mean she didn't get her own *lack* of a female voice actress
Lex Luthor: Without Superman, Metropolis is now mine!!
Joker: Without Batman, crime has no punchline...
Not necessarily, Joker only stays in Gotham to try and corrupt batman that he views as the ultimate threat to his world view. It's less he'd have less fun without him and more he died to quick or before Joker could turn him. There are other goody too shoes to turn though so he'd be fine after a week.
I mean,there is still Robin
Joker: But isn’t Metropolis already legally yours?
@@bunnyconcubus8468 Thing is, Batman is different. He tried messing with Superman (Not Injustice by the way) one time in the comics and got roasted. When he tried going after Flash, he also handed Joker a loss. Batman, despite his insane feats, is still someone he enjoys attacking. There's a reason why whenever Batman is either "dead" or missing, Joker just becomes a normal person. Batman completes him, he is the exact opposite of him. Opposites attract. You can make the argument that that can apply to Superman as well, but Supes has no problem putting Joker down. Even the Flash will do it if innocent lives are at stake. These two guys don't enjoy killing, but will do it if it means to save others. Batman has his moral code standing in the way of killing Joker. It's just like that anime, Monster, Johan wants to break Tenma's philosophy and bring him down to his level.
@@DiegoErnestoTejadaZaldivar True. I mean he already hates Dick Grayson, killed Jason Todd, and traumatized Tim Drake (Once in animation and once in the comics).
Joker really pulled a Megamind and was shocked that the hero died.
He did it?
He did it?
I did it???
Are you suggesting that Batman and Superman faked their deaths so that they could get a break for a year (or six months if sales suffered too much), and this led to Luthor and Joker dying in a tragic cosplay mishap and romantic robots?
@@johns6014 well, no. I mainly talking about the part where Megamind didn’t knew his plan will work so well.
My one weakness…
*COPPER!*
@@homemadecringeycontent6363 you’re weakness is Copper?
Lex is just in pure flabbergastization that simple robots killed both the Batman and Superman.
And joker is depressed.
Very in character for them honestly
Batman is all Joker has, really. Without him, it's just "Now what?"
@@JoiH_Squigs the DMV
@@hunterdinoking yeah so now he can legally torture people
He's mostly just surprised they killed Superman, not so much that they killed Batman.
I remember a Supergirl comic where she listed a number of Kryptonian weaknesses including “Kryptonite, red sun radiation, magic, sonic attacks, electrical attacks and giant robots but only if they are big enough.”
Yet only kryptonite and red sun is used and maybe magic from time to time
So confirmed that Master Mold can kill Superman.
Super hearing should make him vulnerable to sonic damage. I never thought about electricity. Even super strong, he still conducts electricity and his flesh would still respond to it involuntarily. You probably couldn't taze him, unless you had a high enough voltage with fusion batteries or something. Aliens could do it.
That explains a lot of my adventures with superman.
They never touch on the magical weakness in the movies. That sucks!
I kid you not, in one story the Joker actually succeeds in killing Batman, after which he gets a job at the DMV so that he has a new outlet to torture people.
Yeah, that sound about right! It's either that or dentist!
@@matthewrawlings1284 or even better, and bear with me, not just A dentist, but THE dentist - the one from "The Little Shop of Horrors", and be played and sung by Mark Hamilll.
@@tsukishiro70 haven't seen that, so I can't in good faith agree or disagree.
That was from the "Knight Terrors: Joker" Comic where it was inside his Dream caused by the Villain "Insomnia". He did this to others too. They are pretty hilarious at times ^^
There was another time, when he cut his face off, Jokey decided to temporarily take a break and build his Cirque, his own Batman Inc. He did everything while working as a janitor in Arkham Asylum, and no one ever noticed until he decided to attack Batman in Arkham
*Joker: "I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things."*
He's not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve.
Like kissing stuff?
Classic Nanners and Max.
Yeah @@norestfortheliving
Joker: That's it, time to be a DMV clerk
Luthor: That's it, time to be Jeff Bezos
Except Luthor is actually smart.
Please don't insult Lex
@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichesbezos is smarter
(Realizing both Nightwing and Darkfire are the next Batman and Superman.)
Bezos: Lex Luthor? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be Lex Luthor?
0:23 SAMPLE TEXT
Literally hacking
It happened even another time. I don't know if it was on purpose honestly
1:38 too
It happened thrice yeah
1:52
Superman just dying to robots i think is more an attestment to Joker's ability than Superman's lack thereof. Imagine building something that kills Superman and not needing the thing that literally poisons him to death to do it
I say this was always possiblr but nobody tried it because kryptonite always seemed like such an easy alternative
@@petormaculan5424 it's tax free
It's ability*
So Amazo
@@davidbolu2404considering the amount of criminals that have it …I can believe that
Why does Lex sound more disappointed than Joker?
A robot made of just metal killed Superman.
The money that he wasted in Kryptonite.....
Because he didn’t even get to press the button.
He spent millions of dollars and years of his life, and got cancer from carrying kryptonite... and Superman died at the hands of a robot.
@@ComandanteKrizalidand on top of that it's a robot that the Joker just had lying around. Lex wasted billions on random gizmos, cyborgs and cancer rays to kill Superman but the Joker did it in the span of a minute and wasn't even that committed.
The Birth and Death of Superjoke & Baldman
😂🤣😁
The knock off's never last long. O superman & Batman are going to react badly when they come back.
That's not Baldman, that's just Man. Are you stupid?
I honestly think that Joker knew the robots would kill him and Lex. He just couldn’t stand living in a world without Batman.
Twist Ending: Superman and Batman are fine, they just dipped out of the trap so they could catch a movie the both of them wanted to see.
Ya lex and joker just killed the doppelgangers replacements.
@@loganshaw4527 Which would more accurately explain why the robots took them out so easily. They were clearly untrained for the task given to them.
Kissy stuff
This is the same as when nightwing died from fallling over
It is like rolling a nat 1 in D&D it can happen and can be very deadly.
Yeah, imagine if that happened fr 😂😂 Wouldn't it be dumb if a ward of THE Batman with an acrobat's background died by.. *tripping and falling over?*
@@jjthe13th it would like superman dieing form stepping on a Kryptonite Lego piece.
@@jjthe13threalistically that can happen, their was a man who survived a tumble off of Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel (long story) and got put in a Ripley’s Believe it or Not book for his trouble. Unfortunately that same man would later die by literally slipping on a banana. The most cartoonish death possible. One bad slip and it was over.
@@jjthe13th Yeah that'd be stupid! Or how about Nightwing dies when he fell over and broke his neck because someone threw an object at him! That'd be an embarrassing way to go for Dick!
"But they'll be back. They always come back from the dead eventually."
"Yes, but that won't be for another year or six months if sales are really suffering."
Sometimes 4th wall humor can hit just right XD
Look on the bright side, Joker. At least you killed them off in more entertaining ways than in Kill the Justice League.
Love how there's no explanation as to why Lex is tied up. He just..... is
In the source material Joker was in his broke phase and wanted Lex to pay him for killing Superman. When he flubbed it and attracted Batman Luthor decided to cut his losses, invite Joker out for a payout and machine gun him for 'breaking in'. Joker and Harley got the drop on him and took a load of his weapons including those robots and a bomber that he had painted to look like a giant smile.
I love how quickly Joker gets bored and starts trying to find ways to keep the whole charade going.
Until he dies too.
Reminds me of that one comic where Joker succeeded in killing Batman, but he goes through a depressed phase because there was no one else who could mess with him as Batman did. Like he lost his significant half.
Man had to work at the DMV to get into a career that was near enough just as villainous
"Without Batman, crime has no punchline."
There were three comics like that. One where he just gets depressed. One where he works for the DMV, and one where he goes sane (until Batman comes back)
I think you're talking about Knight Terrors: Joker. It's basically a dream given to Joker by a villain called Insomnia (you can see him doing a cameo on the dream as some random clerk). The dude's plans involve going inside everybody's mind in DC to see if Deadman hide a special artifact he wants inside it, and he went through the Joker just in case. And it's just easier to expose someone's mind by giving them something horrifying to think about.
In case you were wondering, the dream involving Poison Ivy was her being a common domestic housewife...to Harley.
@@joaovinicius3403 0_0
2:22 "What eyes?" Lol, i love the idea of Luther making fun of Joker's character design
There wasn't even any kryptonite!
1:14 “You wanna do kissing stuff?”
Why am I not at all surprised Joker would ask that in his situation? 💀
Because he doesn't like to take rides on his Harley.
@@MrDj232 😨 😭
I would say yes if I was Lex
It's Pride Month after all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't even think he was kidding either
The most believable part of this video is Joker intentionally putting himself and Lex in mortal peril because it feeds into the punchline of the joke. I wouldn't even be surprised if the Batman and Superman were just henchmen in disguise just so Joker could pull this of.
Lex: "What's the bad news?"
Joker: "I didn't record it."
Not even joking, as a dungeon master i've been in this exact situation numerous times
It's almost a running gag in my games that the party is invincible to anything and everything that isn't a random encounter
Or a monkey for some reason, any time i run any combat involving gorillas the players melt like butter in the depths of hell and I don't know why
Its hard to fight monkeys if u don’t have a police officer in ur party
Lex- “No Kyrptonite, no red sun…just-just hit really hard by a slab of metal?”
Metallo- “ARE YOU F#%KING KIDDING ME??!!”
Well Metallo have kryptonite as his heart
Daaaaamn that's cold blooded.
9001/10
@@SH2K9 ITS OVER 9000!
@@JamesRobinson_1994 Damn right it is
In an Undead humor somewhere - Superman "No Robots! my one and many weaknesses!"
Robots are your weakness,
You're kidding right?
@@memebrain2177 super giant robots to be specific.
"Martian Manhunter! Do something!"
@@TheRealNormanBatesI called Green lantern and hawkgirl
@@TheRealNormanBates MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "I am."
"Lexy boy sample text" Favorite Joker line.
I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting at the end Superman & Batman were just pretending to be dead to get Lex & The Joker closer so they would be caught easier by the 2 heroes.
I thought they would somehow switch places and win
You mean trick joker, Lex was a hostage.
another five minutes' prep time and Batman could've taken it easily.
Yeah, I was thinking that since the robots are in Lex/Joker's place, Joker would put Bats and Supey in the robots' place.
Honestly me too
It's worth noting that Joker does NOT want to kill Batman, because if he did, he would have no one to "play" with.
That's true for most Joker iterations, though DCAU Joker is a bit different on that front.
People get the DCAU interpretations of the characters mixed up with the comics. In the DCAU Joker, definitely wants to kill Batman. Even in the animated series episode where he makes the famous," without Batman crime has no Punchline" he immediately gets over it quickly.
You forgot the part, were they would fight over power heroes, like flash martian Hunter and a demigod like Wonder woman.
They would get clap
Well, he does accept that Bats will be brought back to life for marketing purposes.
Yeah, the Joker mainly wants to break him mentally
NGL I was half expecting Batman & Superman to pop out of the robots at the end and be in the same position of, "wow that actually worked, what do we do now".
"Wow that actually worked, what do we do now".
"Enjoy a few nights of peace with our girlfriends before they inevitably show back up?"
I love how Harley shows up when Joker is proposing kissing lex
She's either jealous or wants to record it. Maybe both.
Bowser when Mario dies on World 1-1
Joker planned a whole adventure but they died at the first room he now know what it’s like to be a DM and the party all rolled nat 1’s
Lex was thinking "did they trip over a rock and die form a broken neck?"
Lex: What happened?
Joker: They're dead
Lex: That's good.
Joker: Without Batman, crime has no punchline...
Lex: That's bad
Funny how Lex Luthor sounds more disappointed than The Joker.
I mean, Lex Luthor was the one who's supposed to kill Superman.
Also, like a comment puts it, if Superman is dead, Luthor won't have any excuses for his amoral and sociopathic behavior.
Lex didn’t even get the satisfaction of seeing it happen. Not to mention the fact that after all the complex schemes and tricks, it was just two robots that did the job.
Joker's comment about the superman costume is very in character.
I like the idea that Batman and Superman have to fake their death to gaslight Joker and Lex into unalive themselves.
Supes: Bruce, I'm just gonna say it, this is messed up, even by your standards.
@@MarquisLeary34 Bats: "Wasn't me, no rules broken."
It took basic robots for the joker to kill batman.
I cannot wait to hear riddler's excuse for not being able to pull that off, despite using robots himself.
Riddler nothing, what's Brianiac or Darkseid's excuse?!
@@MarquisLeary34the robots needed to be bigger
“At least you got to press a button I didn’t even see it happen” killed me
2:33 Even JJ couldn't survive the robots.
The only way Joker could have found robots that could kill Superman is if he had help. Zarbar strikes again
they got killed by cancer rays!
Or Apokolips.
@@MarquisLeary34definitely Zarbar. Remember how Batman and Robin didn't notice he was there the whole time? He did it again
@@Subpar1O1 ....SHIT, damn he is cunning that way....
“This one’s bound to work” famous last words.
Where’s the fun when there’s no one to stop your evil plans. It’s like playing a video game on very easy or with invincibility cheats.
You’re unstoppable at first, but it gets boring with no challenges, losing all meaning.
Joker admitted that in BTAS.
“Without Batman, crime has no punchline.”
Lex and Darkseid literally attended Superman’s funeral after Doomsday “killed” him. They respect Superman as a worth adversary despite their opposing views against him.
“Lexy Boy”
“SAMPLE TEXT!”
1:38
😆
"It appears those robots blasted us into Netherwold 5, Batman. How do we escape?"
"Ive got a plan Clark. But it may take 6 months to a year to pull off."
"Oh... Wanna do kissing stuff?"
"How did you know my plan?"
Joker: can i join?
Batman, Superman and Lex: What?
@@patoanacronico2886 "How did you two die?!"
"Giant robots."
"Great scott! The machines have actually started an uprising, it turns out that Joker and Lex was completely unrelated to us dying horribly by machine gun fire!"
"...yeah. Yeah that's it."
Megamind in a nutshell!
the brief appearance of sample text when the jokster said lexy boy is great.
I love that delivery from Luthor
“ The math, the math is what was wrong?”
Smash, next question
Who???
Objection relevance
@@NoHands46*Yes! NEXT QUESTION*
Yuck
@@Ahmadabdal_ Motion Denied! Please, calm yourself Ahmadabdal
Superman is dead
And we killed him
Most we now become superman to be worthy of the act?
Hey wait....
"And we can never wipe the sin away."
We can wipe the blood away this time at least!
Superman is dead. Superman remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the critics of all critics? What was most virtuous and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our scrutiny: who will wipe this blood off us? What reboot is there for us to clean ourselves? What crossovers of atonement, what fanservice shall we have to invent?
The robots did, you were more of an acomplish, don't worry you got death penalty, by the same robots.
I know that DC nerfed Superman in TAS but this is ridiculous!
They weren't even comedically out of character this time, this is exactly how The Joker always reacts any time he thinks Batman's dead.
That bit about Lex secretly wanting to play Superman was genius! I mean hey, Joker said it himself, he has hair to set himself apart from Lexy. Plus it makes the cosplay more believable.
2:15 Why does Lex Luthor make for such a great looking Batman?
Must be the jawline.
1:44 the delivery of that line slays me. No AI voices, well performed, perfect!
2:15 DID NOT SEE THAT COMING X'D
I’m surprised Luther didn’t fight harder to be Superman
When joker said 'sample text' I really felt that
I’ve always wanted to see Luke Skywalker and Savage Opress hangout, now I’ve gotten my wish!
Pretty sure you could have this same breakdown with Robotnik, Bowser, Metal Sonic, Green Goblin, was the point of Megamind... Lot of villains that seem to have literally no idea what they'd do without their hero.
When the Joker said 'sample text' , I feel it with my soul. Good Shakespearean writing!
1:38 I love how he left in sample text
Meanwhile, at a remote recon point...
Superman: ...told you this would work.
Batman: ...just stop gloating and pass the damn popcorn.
Dr Wily makes plans to steal Joker's robots.
they are still not enough to beat Mega Man
worse: he got the special weapons "Super Barrier" and "Bat Wire"
"Lexy boy sample text" 1:39
1:52 SAMPLE TEXT
When the two players controlling Superman and Batman forgot that they were playing
Without Batman, crime has no punchline.
Without Batman, crime has no punch, punch, fractured eye socket, ruptured spleen, broken arm, PTSD, punch, punch punchline. I'm 🧛♂ (seriously no bat emoji?)
I can't believe this was thought up at 4 am after waiting 3 hours for Domino's
Gonna be honest, the "character is weak to/dies to something simple/unexpected" bit has been done a lot on this channel but
this one went places I wasn't expecting it to, great work JJ
Joker could have prevented all of this if only he had yelled out Martha over the speakers.
I mean... it worked before... right? because it stopped Batman killing Superman, it would have stopped the robots from killing them, right?
The fact superman can just died that easily is kinda crazy
Darkseid is fuming so hard righ now in Apokolips.
At least they got to do the kissing stuff
1:14 was honestly expecting joker to say "Unlessss....."
Joker going all robot wars is exactly how I would see him act
Yay robot kissing stuff! Finally some good content to look forward to.
Is anyone going to talk about? Harley showing up For one second 0:49 lol
That they went in and the robots took their place was such a funny surprise! Solid jj never fails~
I think this might be one of your best vids yet. Every moment had me laughing hysterically
1:31 A sick burn against comic series for killing off characters and bringing them back to life.
11/10 outro @2:43
“I’m Game” is WILD 💀💀
You got me with this one at the end, I'm too amused to be angry that I didn't see it coming.
2:29
I’m gonna use that line from now on to try and break uncomfortable silences.
The Joker finally did his job😂😂😂
Just come here to say your videos are absolutely hilarious, fantastic work
Amazing stuff as always
Joker Just wanted Some fun untill.. They Died 💔 Oof
1:34 SIX WHAT!?!?? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAW!??! RRAAAAAWWGGHH!!!!!!!!
Oh hello you
Was worth the wait, hilarious stuff man, but i think you already know lol.
Keep making videos, solid JJ, I love them.
solid video man, love it
1:38 LEXY BOY
SAMPLE TEXT
Absolutely love the bit at the end
Bruh i dont know how you come up with this stuff but it's brilliant
"I'm game"
That one did it for me
I remember watching our dvd Superman and Batman movie a TON with my siblings. Good times.
Hell yeah I was wondering when a new vid would drop!
the sample text was the best part