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I personally wanted another character besides alstolfo so i hope big tiddy goth gf becomes a recurring charcter in the iced out bionicle anime, someone else new would still be cool too, but the cast doesn’t need to be huge.
"You want a cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese?" "Yeah, and make it vegan." I've had to deal with people that stupid before. The fact he didn't immediately resort to murder is a true display of his strength.
I know this pain, but from another angle. McDonalds have gotten "hamburger, no cheese" wrong for me so many times that I stopped going there. It is inexcusable for a food dispenser to get that wrong, to make no mention of lactose intolerance (i dont have it but i began to believe I had to tell them i did so they'd get it right. They still didn't get it right.)
Hippo literally has the best character development I’ve ever seen. Literally has his date stolen in front of him, realizes he was in the wrong, says he needs to better himself AND doesn’t even get mad at the guy. Oscar worthy performance and writing imo.
Hippo now seems to think simping is good. That's literally the worst character development possible. I can't believe Duke Nukem would do this... The real Duke would never simp! #JusticeForDuke
@@urphakeandgey6308 It's a lot like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The animation (as god-like as Stop Motion is) doesn't require too much management oversight, so the writing staff can get away with whatever.
pantsahat is funnier than 99% of adult "entertainment" nowadays. This is what adult swim should have been. I'd pay to see this guy's skits as a full show.
2:20 I love how this is clearly just the voice actress actually reacting to the script in real-time, but it fits well enough that it was thrown in anyway
the shot at 2:55 is so good, the pan up to Duke, moving to the fiver in his hand, then spinning around while still in focus of the fiver until the goth gf comes into view, then finally zoom towards her for her reaction.
I must have been avidly watching these videos for about two or three years now. I'm still blown away by how they have continuously come up with new ways to surprise me. I love seeing these videos come out. Everyone who works on these are the true kings👑
I've thrown in a whole sundae from maccas in a deep fryer at work (shocker, the machine wasn't broke). We also deep fry mars bars and Snickers if I have time
@@EvanBagwell I don't disagree, but I'm talking like a full 4 chocolate bars glued together from using a blowtorch, covered in beer batter and deep fried. It's heavenly
As a fast food employee, the cheeseburger no cheese extra cheese is very accurate. I had someone order a “Cheese Cheeseburger plain only cheese” one time.
Burger King please give you strength! I am baffled you got knuckleheads like that asking you ridiculous orders. Makes this video a lot more funny how accurate people be. XD
I can’t imagine how many times Tahu’s bling necklace got clogged in the spinning gears. And they STILL spin every frame! THAT right there, that’s dedication to your craft.
Pantashat's works prove Tarantino's character dialogue philosophy correct: You can get a lot of entertainment value just by having a few characters exchange simple dialogue with no real end goal to a scene. Let it flow, and even the simplest exchanges can be interesting or funny
If you wanna appreciate it even more, pause the video anywhere you like and hit < or >. That moves the video frame by frame. You can see all the details like how he added cotton to look like smoke/vapor.
as a burger King employee I'm so disappointed that they didn't call every sandwich a whopper and expect the employee to know what they're talking about
It’s really cool how the bionicle dude’s neck gear rotates at a steady rate despite it being stop motion. This channel has been nugget after nugget, no soggy fries in the bunch.
Love your dialogue, pantsahat! It's like watching a tennis match, going back and forth, lots of getting a good shot in! The way you always animate Bionicle's gears as always rotating is really impressive as well! And even animating Goth GF breaking character was a pleasant cherry on top lol
I'm just now realizing this is the same character from "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness" and this guy is wearing the booty shorts before it was canon.
@@HalfbreedTrini I'm calling it, Wendy's is gonna result in either a fight or a dissing match between the employees and them, and I can't wait either way
Welcome to the border may I take your order. A real tacobell employee rapped that to me once at the drive through speaker lol. Also I want to see the Arby's arc. Does hippo get the meats?
The hat Tahu's wearing says "marines" on it. Which means one of two things: 1. Tahu is stealing valor 2. Tahu is a war veteran who lost his fellow toa on their tour to Afghanistan. Giving him crippling depression, impulsive anger issues via PTSD, and extreme poverty. *Headcanon noises*
@@arcturionblade1077 Come to think of it, he caused quite a bit of property damage to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in Fate/Apocrypha, too. The difference being that it was _intentional_ when he did it there.
I love how Astolfo blew up the place right after Tahu started liking it, as if Astolfo's entire life's purpose is to ruin the happiness of others... actually that makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.
Props to the cashier who even after being honest of his establishment's cuisine, still managed to convince Tahu to do a heel-face turn on his opinion on Burger King He is the one with the raw charisma needed to get the girl back from Duke
@@dreamtraveler6135 Oh there are plenty, but a few Stop Motion Animators I do recommend are: *"counter656"* *'Iozaus1"* *"Gundam G"* *"MOONSHINE ANIMATIONS"*
I remember finding this channel a few months ago when i was feeling really miserable about a lot of things, but after watching some of this absolute chad's videos I felt a joy I didnt feel for a long time. Right now I'm feeling great and I just wanted to thank everyone who works on this channel for making me smile and laugh when I needed it the most.
The tiny details got me star struck to the rotating greens Bigg Daddy Gucci 😂 to the change of expression on every character including the little hippo I love it
the goth chick constantly breaking character is my favourite part lmao
Not only that, but pantsahat actually animated her character corpsing to match the delivery. Amazing.
Is that an actual character or just some random one made for this video??
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki I think she showed up last time as Hippo's tinder date or something.
I personally wanted another character besides alstolfo so i hope big tiddy goth gf becomes a recurring charcter in the iced out bionicle anime, someone else new would still be cool too, but the cast doesn’t need to be huge.
@@shorewall ye at the end of the tinder episode
"Remember simping is cool when you're me, but you're not me" is 100% something Duke Nukem would say
Definitely lol 😂
Yep..
For real it felt like they summoned his original spirit in some back alley to record that line
Awesome advice
Bunking Duke!
"You want a cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese?" "Yeah, and make it vegan."
I've had to deal with people that stupid before. The fact he didn't immediately resort to murder is a true display of his strength.
Burger King, Give me Strength!
Dude really channeled the Baku series with that one, boneless pizza energy
Proof of too much vegan food is making people goofy
I know this pain, but from another angle. McDonalds have gotten "hamburger, no cheese" wrong for me so many times that I stopped going there. It is inexcusable for a food dispenser to get that wrong, to make no mention of lactose intolerance (i dont have it but i began to believe I had to tell them i did so they'd get it right. They still didn't get it right.)
@@mr.e2643 I feel ya bro. I want a Hamburger but they instead give me cheese when I want no cheese.
Her breaking character and laughing about the plot was adorable
😂😂😂 she is at the top of my favorite characters in this series
@@mitcheldxdyt6726same! I hope Duke will let us have her again in the future
“Chicks these days really want five guys, but I’m the only guy you need bruh”
I’m keeping that
“Yeah bruh I’m having it my way, and my way is definitely not eating their food”
I’m also keeping this line
@@GameIdiots69 that one too
"I'm surrounded by balls!"
I'm keeping that
@@Ilovemailbox999 based
@@Ilovemailbox999 Based
Hippo literally has the best character development I’ve ever seen.
Literally has his date stolen in front of him, realizes he was in the wrong, says he needs to better himself AND doesn’t even get mad at the guy.
Oscar worthy performance and writing imo.
That's fine and everything, really, but if I was him, I'd like to have the stolen car back, at least.
Really, you can't even be mad if your date was stolen by Duke. Randy Bitchford can try and destroy the character, but Duke will always be the king.
He’s honestly the best developed character in all media bruh
Hippo now seems to think simping is good.
That's literally the worst character development possible.
I can't believe Duke Nukem would do this... The real Duke would never simp!
#JusticeForDuke
I 100% expected him to say some incel shit like "Women really only care about money" but was pleasantly surprised!
How does Pantsahat never miss with the dialogue? It's God-tier comedic writing.
For how "cringe" (I'm being tongue-in-cheek) the animation/characters are, I'm actually amazed by the dialogue sometimes.
Some of it does miss, but most of it is pretty good. This one and the subway one didn't really flow as well as some of the other ones do.
@@urphakeandgey6308 It's a lot like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The animation (as god-like as Stop Motion is) doesn't require too much management oversight, so the writing staff can get away with whatever.
This one is weak ngl
Master chief saga does have s-tier dialogue
pantsahat is funnier than 99% of adult "entertainment" nowadays. This is what adult swim should have been. I'd pay to see this guy's skits as a full show.
It was back when they had robot chicken.
@@YuyuHakurei Pantsahat does feel a lot like weeby Zoomer Robot Chicken
This is basically robot chicken but actually good without the annoying voices they do
I’d be surprised if even the writers of Adult Swim laugh at it 🤦♂️
2:20 I love how this is clearly just the voice actress actually reacting to the script in real-time, but it fits well enough that it was thrown in anyway
Lmao I caught that as well. It makes feel more real
honestly i think at that point it was more likely she was the third wheel than the bionicle
she sounds so genuine lmao
I noticed that. It sounded like actual confusion. I love it.
666th like weeheew 🤠🤷🏽♂️
"How am I being greedy?, my meals free" that's level 10 charisma right their.
Hehe, DND nerds don't get a fallout reference.
Out of what? 100? lol
@@ValkyrieTiara i think 15 is the max with buffs
@griffy ye Yo why that video recorded under an industrial spotlight.
@@ValkyrieTiara you're thinking of Skyrim speech level, they are talking about DnD's charisma most likely.
@@justsomeguywithamustache.9096 It was a joke.
That line at 2:21 sounded so authentic, like she suddenly realized the nonsense going on and is just rolling with it
She must be a natural blonde with black dyed hair. Lol
Pretty sure it was an outtake from the VA asking about the script and laughing her ahh off at how ridiculous it was.
Them just ignoring her makes it even better though.
the shot at 2:55 is so good, the pan up to Duke, moving to the fiver in his hand, then spinning around while still in focus of the fiver until the goth gf comes into view, then finally zoom towards her for her reaction.
"Simping is cool when I do it, but you're not me"
That's a certified Duke Nukem grade one liner
Ohhh i actually misheard that.
I though he said "something's cool when i do it, but you're not me"
@@jestfullgremblim8002 That still works just as well.
Or when she simps back 🥵
@@salvaalpavo4945 I don't think that's how simpinh works
@@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086 👍
"He's got $5, I don't stand a chance"
Too relatable
I must have been avidly watching these videos for about two or three years now. I'm still blown away by how they have continuously come up with new ways to surprise me. I love seeing these videos come out. Everyone who works on these are the true kings👑
send the discord oi
Bionicle's character development was truly astonishing in this one, when he realized he couldn't hate Burger King anymore I shed a tear
This guy owns the word "Bruh" and it makes his videos surprisingly better than they are
Bruh
That's so true bruh
B-b-bruh
Baku would MOST DEFINITELY say otherwise
*_Brrruh!_*
only food service employees can appreciate the uncontrollable desire to throw ice cubes in a deep fryer
We didn't stop at ice...
We once planned to take a giant icicle and throw it in
I've thrown in a whole sundae from maccas in a deep fryer at work (shocker, the machine wasn't broke). We also deep fry mars bars and Snickers if I have time
@@nathandawe9482 Okay but deep friend chocolate bars are fucking delicious though 👀
@@EvanBagwell I don't disagree, but I'm talking like a full 4 chocolate bars glued together from using a blowtorch, covered in beer batter and deep fried. It's heavenly
3:00 the joy in her voice when she said 'My nugs!' I can't
I love how goth girl just sounds like the VA was given a basic synopsis of the episode and all her lines are just her live reaction.
As a fast food employee, the cheeseburger no cheese extra cheese is very accurate.
I had someone order a “Cheese Cheeseburger plain only cheese” one time.
I'll bite. So it was a just a burger with cheese and nothing else?
@@kornx10 yes, or as a normal human being might say, a plain cheeseburger
Burger King please give you strength! I am baffled you got knuckleheads like that asking you ridiculous orders. Makes this video a lot more funny how accurate people be. XD
@@colonmuncher3655 I order it like ‘cheeseburger with just cheese’ cause one time I said ‘plain cheeseburger’ and only got a plain hamburger
@@colonmuncher3655 lol
I can’t imagine how many times Tahu’s bling necklace got clogged in the spinning gears. And they STILL spin every frame! THAT right there, that’s dedication to your craft.
For real, the attention to detail for these is true dedication to his craft.
There’s actually 2 shots where they aren’t spinning
@@matthew-ph6xo 6 actually
Umm actshually *snort* theres 6 shots where his gears arent spinning so stop praising him 🤓🤓🤓
Pantashat's works prove Tarantino's character dialogue philosophy correct:
You can get a lot of entertainment value just by having a few characters exchange simple dialogue with no real end goal to a scene. Let it flow, and even the simplest exchanges can be interesting or funny
0:07 HE BE SIMPING STRAIGHT OUT THE GATE!
you've got to appreciate the effort that went into animating the deep fryer. you could say that this video went out with a bang.
@Goofy ahh Epstein didn't kill himself and neither will you.
and the gears in the bionicle in every video, it’s insane
If you wanna appreciate it even more, pause the video anywhere you like and hit < or >. That moves the video frame by frame. You can see all the details like how he added cotton to look like smoke/vapor.
@Goofy ahh bot
@Goofy ahh bot
as a burger King employee I'm so disappointed that they didn't call every sandwich a whopper and expect the employee to know what they're talking about
People call other burgers a whopper instead of the whopper?
@@retrobat1631 you'd be surprised how many people don't know that the whopper is a specific sandwich and not our term for burger
@@corgless2906 That's like calling anything a big mac. What's wrong with people.
@@retrobat1631 we get people that ask for big macs too. also mcnuggets and whatever. people don't know where they are
@@corgless2906 nah this got me crying 🤣. who go to Burger King asking for McDonald items 😂.
2:20 you can just hear the VA laughing at the script as she's reading it
3:55
*I N E E D S O M E N U G S !*
The subtle blush she has when he said "Five Guys" proves his point 0:20
@Eye foh
Tahu got his priorities straight, he knew that he can't stand a chance against a guy with 5 $, but his man-satchel is worth thousand times more.
You mean his purse bruh.
Gangstalicious manbag
Its ok burger King accepts food stamps
He was very clear about it being a SATCHEL.
*woman-satchel
Bro this line needs to be on the top 10 best quotes of all time “Remember simping is cool when I do it,but your not me.”
Bro that N.W.A Reference was dope asf. I aint tha 1 is such a dope song. "You want lobster, huh? I'm thinking burger king"
It’s really cool how the bionicle dude’s neck gear rotates at a steady rate despite it being stop motion. This channel has been nugget after nugget, no soggy fries in the bunch.
That is one of my favorite little details I’ve seen in stop motion
that will be $5 please
One slight flaw. Nugs at BK are like 2 bucks. xD
Did you notice how the gears keep bumping the chain? The level of detail, my man.
I only noticed this when you mentioned it. God tier animation.
The voice acting is always a treat, it’s the perfect mix of satire and casual everyday chitchat.
*And I’m here for it*
Truly the Tarantino of youtube
It's like Seinfeld with toys.
Love your dialogue, pantsahat! It's like watching a tennis match, going back and forth, lots of getting a good shot in!
The way you always animate Bionicle's gears as always rotating is really impressive as well!
And even animating Goth GF breaking character was a pleasant cherry on top lol
2:47 it does what with the toy?!
Astolfo crawling around in a ball pit is a scary thought lol
Now I want Nedoroid Astolfo swimming around in the ball pit humming the Jaws theme with a shark fin taped to his head
@Deadpool. I have serious doubts
Astolfo can crawl around my ball pit any day.
I'm glad to see Tahu is still spitting flames and roasting fools, but can be nice and warm to his friends.
Y'know. That employee is working so hard, definitely deserves more than whatever they're currently earning.
“They’re currently earning”
*He’s* currently earning.
That’s CLEARLY a dude.
….
CLEARLY, a dude. 😱 ?
i love it, that duke nukem is part of the Pantsahat universe
I love how he clarifies it's a satchel before anyone says it's a purse.
2:20 I love the genuine voice break. Just adds so much to the scene.
I'm just now realizing this is the same character from "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness" and this guy is wearing the booty shorts before it was canon.
1:18 - I’m getting Baku (sethical) vibes right here. But without a the boneless part.
2:20 the voice actor breaking character had me rolling please do more of it 😆
RIGHT SAME
What's her name??
@@aryansmily3205 check da desc. bruh
@@JayTohab Read that in hippo’s voice.
@@JayTohab idk, I think Tirscuit (yes that's her name) and Astolfo have different VA's. If not, she has impressive range.
Can’t wait for these guys to run the full gauntlet of fast food joints. This arc’s already too good.
I think Wendy’s is gonna smoke’em
@@HalfbreedTrini I'm calling it, Wendy's is gonna result in either a fight or a dissing match between the employees and them, and I can't wait either way
Welcome to the border may I take your order. A real tacobell employee rapped that to me once at the drive through speaker lol.
Also I want to see the Arby's arc. Does hippo get the meats?
@@GodOfPlague reminds me of the dumb shit they say in the Cane's drive thru
Astolfo works in every fast food place in town.
The hat Tahu's wearing says "marines" on it. Which means one of two things:
1. Tahu is stealing valor
2. Tahu is a war veteran who lost his fellow toa on their tour to Afghanistan. Giving him crippling depression, impulsive anger issues via PTSD, and extreme poverty.
*Headcanon noises*
Astolfo always saving the day with his cuteness.
Amen 🙏
Don't forget the property damage. Always the property damage.
@@arcturionblade1077 Come to think of it, he caused quite a bit of property damage to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in Fate/Apocrypha, too. The difference being that it was _intentional_ when he did it there.
"Very well received" burger King fucking trippin with that line 🤣
The ONLY things of theirs that are any good are Cheesy Tots, Croissanwich, and the Impossible Whopper. Everything else is garbage.
@@zeropolicy7456 What about the Texas Whopper?
@@zeropolicy7456 Eh, I'll take a Whopper over a Big Mac.
"seagulls arent people"
I RESENT THAT
I freaking love the back and forth between the Biconical and the Hippo. Bruh
"I'm surrounded by balls!"
Ah, never change Astolfo..
Never change...
Astolfo was so happy
0:44 our icecream machine works. YEAH BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT! that had me rolling
2:20 I love how the actress just got confused and they just left it in
3:29"Don't worry sir when you're here, you're always a king 👑 💯"
Homie had his BACK bro 😭 🙏 🔥☝️🔥🔥
I love how Astolfo blew up the place right after Tahu started liking it, as if Astolfo's entire life's purpose is to ruin the happiness of others... actually that makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.
well in his days as a Charlamegne knight, he protected Europe.
@@jacek107ify That could make some people very unhappy.
remember that one time astolfo said "I don't see how that's my problem. Cope."
yeah your comment reminded me of that moment.
@@dutchmansmine9053 Astolfo is described as "living curiosity" he constantly tries new thing to check if they are fun
as a wise hippo once said "his body count looking like a war memorial"
nobody said that was just a sex reference
The bionicle is by far my favorite character, every episode with him is automatically improved 10 fold
"Yeah, I'm having it my way. And my way is definitely not eating their food."
Goddamn-
The witty banter and hilarious comebacks never get old
“You wanna cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese…”
“Yeah! And make it vegan”
😂 got me laughing out loud
The way she says "My nugs" is just something special.
Cringe
@@kcrelax3330 Nah, that's still using "Cringe" on anything you don't like that others do in 2023. Give it a rest
Cute face when she does it. =3
@@Lecruidant cringe.
Remember lads: saying “Cringe” is cool….
But only when I do it 😎
She’s the nicest goth girl I’ve ever seen also patient 😊
Poor employee doesn’t get payed enough
0:21 The way she says chic-fil-a had me laughing so hard! Like I just imagine somehow pronouncing chic-fil-a like “chic-fil-ahhh” makes it fancier
Props to the cashier who even after being honest of his establishment's cuisine, still managed to convince Tahu to do a heel-face turn on his opinion on Burger King
He is the one with the raw charisma needed to get the girl back from Duke
Goth girl passes the vibe check
"Simping's cool when I do it, but you're not me."
That line was so damn legendary
"I'm surrounded by.... Balls?"
...
I question that pink hair's insanity.
Astolfo is a perfectly fine person. Just very horny and gay with his favorite past time trying to make one surpass the other.
He has a Skill to make his mental health worse, how about that?
Well, question no longer: Astolfo canonically is quite literally and quantifiably only halfway sane.
I cannot even begin to express how down bad i am for the cutie cashier
He better be a reoccuring characther from now on!
thats what I'm saying
!no homo
Same.
fr he's so cute i love him
That’s what I’m saying
I'm horrendously downbad for the cashier. This whole video is about him
“Keep your head up little king” I felt that
"Chicks these days really want five guys. But i'm the only guy you need bruh"
A genius writing as always bruh
These videos literally get better each and every time. I always say, "There's no way they can top that." And then you do.
"He's got 5 dollars, I don't stand a chance."
Had me cryin
im currently in a call streaming this video to a couple of my friends and they wont stop laughing. i am terrified. please help me.
"chick really want 5 guys"
"but im the only guy you need bru"
bro the rizz🥶🥶🥶
The stop motion king has returned.
Eh, I've seen many cooler Stop-Motion Animated Channels all around CZcams.
@@joseurbina3835 id like to see some of them, very interested
@@dreamtraveler6135 Oh there are plenty, but a few Stop Motion Animators I do recommend are:
*"counter656"*
*'Iozaus1"*
*"Gundam G"*
*"MOONSHINE ANIMATIONS"*
2:54 HE'S BACK!!!!!
2 years later
I think the voice actress was acutely confused a 2:25
"It's designer. Yeah bruh, designed for women"
The timing and writing is on point
3:36 OH NO
The fact you got the VA confused and just animated it in!
Bruh "the lines are short" is so accurate. As someone who doesn't mind burger king I vibe with this.
Can't wait for the next episode about Astolfo and Wage Slave being hospitalized for 4th degree burns.
"I would die before I simp" - words to live by
I remember finding this channel a few months ago when i was feeling really miserable about a lot of things, but after watching some of this absolute chad's videos I felt a joy I didnt feel for a long time. Right now I'm feeling great and I just wanted to thank everyone who works on this channel for making me smile and laugh when I needed it the most.
I misread that as "after watching some of this absolute chad's videos I didnt feel for a long time."
That restaurant roast was beautiful. I was rolling!
The tiny details got me star struck to the rotating greens Bigg Daddy Gucci 😂 to the change of expression on every character including the little hippo I love it
3:10 God he's so cool!
Hippo continues to be the best character.
bruh..
I love how $5 makes you better than everyone in this universe.
That goth girl is a total mood.
Big tiddy goth breaking character is surprisingly hilarious
I like how the Bionicle pimp guy actually has running gears. Love the attention to detail!
The Subway part had me nearly in tears from laughing so hard XD
Tahu has a sonic cup
Stay strong little hippo king, don't simp no matter what.
Bro that "burger King give me strength" has me ded
2:14 lol i love the improv there
Top tier meme.
I wasn't ready for Duke Nukem, but hey, *Hail to the king baby!*
This is definitely the truest statement about society. What does say about society? I'll have to come back with you on that one King.