pfftffrfft that quote was brilliant that I expected someone to make the follow up joke: Chotto Matte > Choco Latte since it’s the meme joke for Futas on the internet
Yeah, it's swapping out the models to simulate the manga convention of sudden art style shifts for comedic effect. The "You drink... gasoline!?" gag superbly exemplifies this style of humor.
I just imagine Palpatine being like: "Darth Vader my apprentice. The Empire has become unpopular amongst the children of the galaxy. You must venture forth to the Starbucks system and become instagram famous to lure the children to the dark side, while I create a kickstarter page for a second Death Star."
And darth revan is just chilling while watching a youtube video about jar2x binks being chase by an angry bull rancor and type in the comment section #jar2xbinksfinallydies.
"Bruh, this kind of stuff doesn't happen at Dunkin' Donuts, bruh." He's right, there's usually a crowd of coffee addicts trying to get over the counter.
My man over here single handedly carrying the stop motion comedy genre of this decade. For real, this just feels like the content 11 year old me laughed my ass off to over a decade ago, but adapted perfectly to today's sense of humor.
+@@x-sac2652+ If you consider Dennys "Fancy", though in comparison to McDonald's it probably is. But you could probably get enough food for two large Men at a McDonald's for $20.
Can we stop to appreciate that Astolfo is holding down jobs in like a million different places by now? He can make fun of people for being broke cuz he works everywhere to get that bread.
Nothing like a 6’ 8” Tall Space Cyborg with asthma who has murdered millions and destroyed entire planets trying to become insta famous. Although with his force cape I would follow...
Jeez what's the necessity of stating how "inferior" Robot Chicken is compared to these series? How about liking both? They're great in their own style and detail, besides, you'd be lying if you thought Robot Chicken was that bad
@@Birkebeiner1066 I mean.. the comment is pretty self explanatory.. he hearted a comment from a random user, but not one from a verified user. Not tryna hate just pointing that out lol
0:24 deadass just realized that if you look to the right in the background its chie satonaka they keep putting funny persona references in our hippo saga pantsahat cant get away with this
A girl with a pp gives a black coffee to a guy who didn't have the hight ground while a terrorist plush hippo and a robo-vacuum cleaner were doing a resume... I like this kind of content, not gonna lie...
Black hair kid was broke but he got Arrested(Thank you Banana) Bionicle Boi was broke but became Rich And now Darth Vader is broke Who's next to be broke
I just realized that some of the most popular characters in the world are made in reminiscence of Italians but made in Japan. Case in point: Mario, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure JoJo’s takes place in Italy right?
I have no idea what the algorithm just threw at me but astolfo and vader in the thumbnail of a stop-motion animated shitpost is a like a subscribe from me
I just thought that was a lame, not fully thought through comeback insult. I mean, it's hard to spit one liners after being Force yeeted that hard. Oh no.
Just a reminder that this guy went from making LEGO stop motion videos to anime-bionicle shit posts
Yeah I miss the good animations
Tom these are good fym
And we love it
@@ron117 this is some of the finest art humanity has ever created, what do you mean?
I pray to lego moses every day for more of these
*The Engrish speaking loli police officer has returned.*
It's a trap.
@@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632 -so it's shota then-
@@usingahandlemessedupmyusername n-no. For several reasons.
My channel is Died by CZcams haha rin boy
Its french mix engrish anime loli police
darth vader going “YOU OVER HERE DRESSED IN FULL GUCCI” really just broke me
I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes
Hahahaha
That earned a subscribe AND a share with me.
Vader has Star Wars gucci
Yes, Full Gucci
"The coffee isn't the only thing that's sucks"
*wait a minute*
*Chotto Matte*
I'm beggining to see a pattern and I like where it's going
So we all agree to come over to this girl's house for a good ol 'sleepover?'
Edit: I know it's a guy. It's a joke.
pfftffrfft that quote was brilliant that I expected someone to make the follow up joke: Chotto Matte > Choco Latte since it’s the meme joke for Futas on the internet
@@tdthedevilsrighthand712 "Girl" Oh boy (No pun intended) do you have something to learn
"the coffe isn't the only thing that sucks" . Astolfo
Yeah, the Disney StarWars films sucks...
Asssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FoR ReaLLs, Bra!
Take my $50 senpai!!!
Sucks your pp and calls you gay
Nut
💲💲💲
So... Astolfo can change between normal and chibi form at will?
*_I n t e r d a s t i n g_*
Mhx Air Astolfo is Lovecraftian shapeshifter, confirmed.
I think it might be a reference to anime trope, during a scene where a person goes chibi to showcase a form of smug, or funny expression
Yeah, it's swapping out the models to simulate the manga convention of sudden art style shifts for comedic effect. The "You drink... gasoline!?" gag superbly exemplifies this style of humor.
I just imagine Palpatine being like: "Darth Vader my apprentice. The Empire has become unpopular amongst the children of the galaxy. You must venture forth to the Starbucks system and become instagram famous to lure the children to the dark side, while I create a kickstarter page for a second Death Star."
@@gamalielvacasolis3484 They do realize that the Empire is not going to listen.
@@gamalielvacasolis3484 they started #darthvaderisoverparty in Twitter. Because he killed a bunch of children, what a bunch of snowflakes
The twatters are gonna cancel him
@@melikewafflesgg6167 yeah man game ending younglings is obviously based
And darth revan is just chilling while watching a youtube video about jar2x binks being chase by an angry bull rancor and type in the comment section #jar2xbinksfinallydies.
The Anime Police Character Is My Second Favorite. *Astolfo Is My Most Favorite*
The hippo is my favorite, it really said a lot about society when he said “bruh”
1*Master chief and 2*Astolfo.
The hippo and Bionicle are my fav
*g a e*
Nice pfp bro
This is now Astolfo's canonical voice. No exceptions.
**sips tea**
**smacks lips**
*True.*
I love how you don’t just stick to one thing like legos like everyone else does
but his bionicle character IS LEGO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YeahOkBuddy but he mixed in action figures
Reminds me of robot chicken
but its good
@@yeahokbuddy2510 his name is Tahu!!!
"We got house arrested. Pretty dumb idea because its my house. I got the keys to that place"
this sent me
"Bruh, this kind of stuff doesn't happen at Dunkin' Donuts, bruh."
He's right, there's usually a crowd of coffee addicts trying to get over the counter.
They don't even make their donuts
really hate the "bruh" stuff
@@Xannyphantom905 bruh
@@Xannyphantom905 bruh
Darth Vader isn’t a boomer. He died when he was 45.
Boomer is a mindset
Vader's a adult male kangaroo?
Miku Kawamii, no boomer is a generation not a mind set moron
@@traploli2214That epic moment when someone is magically a baby boomer despite not being born in the baby boom.
@@ThatOneMurro Baby Boomer is a generation, Boomer is a mindset.
My man over here single handedly carrying the stop motion comedy genre of this decade. For real, this just feels like the content 11 year old me laughed my ass off to over a decade ago, but adapted perfectly to today's sense of humor.
My thoughts exactly!
Lol true
Exactly lol
Edbound
I wish there was a show like this
I was expecting Astolfo to say "Harder, daddy" when he got force choked by Vader.
Other comment has more likes, is earlier, and doesn't have a pantsahat like. Which is better?
@@slendveny7191 What?
@@AstroManX100 yes
@@slendveny7191 Very well. If you so insist.
@@AstroManX100 yes
I can't get behind the fact that 20 bucks is considered *that kind of money*
As a broke bastard, it really is *that kind of* money
@@graetestfanever1 dude owning a 2 dollar bill is a massive flex 💪
you can get a full fancy dinner at a good restaurant for 20$
Twenty bucks is a weeks worth of beer, man.
+@@x-sac2652+ If you consider Dennys "Fancy", though in comparison to McDonald's it probably is. But you could probably get enough food for two large Men at a McDonald's for $20.
Astolfo, Rider of black, One of the Twelve Paladins of Charlemagne and the minimum wage worker
Destroyer of Heterosexuality
The only more man than you, and more woman than anyone you can get
New dark souls boss?
that second part... can be misconstrued...
You forgot Prince and one of the best Rider servants.
"Bruh" -hippo
the word of a poet
Enlightenment has spoken
Thank you
"I'm just here for that free wifi"
brö
I see chie in the back O_O
Haha famous youtuber only 2 likes
Me what
I thought only I noticed
Lol me too!
@@sandwichliker1067 some people do, but i like to make fun of every youtuber i see with no likes just for fun
Anything: *happens*
Anime police: you’re under arrest
It looks like Darth Vader needed the high ground in this situation
I fear Obi wan copyrighted the high ground.
Lol i see you in every shibenation video
@@JoelitoStriker He is Basically Alucard by the end of hellsing. He is everywhere and no where at once.
@@bluedragon8417 true
Aren't you suppose to be watching H tai
"This kinda stuff don't happen at Dunkin Donuts"
Bruh
It's foreshadowing for the next episode!
That's why I just go there, that and to get donuts
@@brianbassett3896 as a rhode islander, i approve this logic
What? A sith Lord entering a local Starbucks?
When Vader chocked Astolfo he should have said “harder daddy”
What?
@@Lemuel928 What?
Son?
@@sepzli0n HAZBIN HOTEL FAN RIGHT HEREE LMFAOO
Bro?
"jeff vader"
now thats a name i never heard for a long time...
"Jeff Vader runs the Death Star."
Eddie Izard
You will need a tray
Imma need to sauce for your pfp
“House arrest was a dumb idea, I got the keys to that place” -Hippo bruh 2020
Lowkey best line in the whole video
The hippo appears and the video escalates that is how it works
Hippo is god of chaos, confirmed.
It is the law we can't change it.
@@JustinTK416 If this is heresy against the God-Emperor I could get used to it.
What kind of hippo is that. Like what kind of toy
He's cracking the code
Why is Astolfo suddenly consumed with rage when saying cup?
Because of his cup
He be fronting
@supersoniclegend you down here calling a femboy flat. I don't know how to feel.
@supersoniclegend damn...
I expected astolfo to say "Harder daddy" when vader choked him
Uwu
Can we stop to appreciate that Astolfo is holding down jobs in like a million different places by now? He can make fun of people for being broke cuz he works everywhere to get that bread.
They : V
@@watch_kitty They.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 : V
yall acting like D'eon don't exist, astolfos a dude bruv
@@wynn1906 Bruh, do your research!
"We got house arrested"
"Pretty dumb idea, it's my house, *I GOT THE KEYS* "
BRUH 🤣
literally corona situation xD
"That's more expensive than gas"
That aged well
Yo, can we all take a moment to appreciate that the dust that Astolfo kicks up as he dashes forward _is a practical effect?!_
Everytime Astolfo shows up: “HELLO!!”
welcome to (insert) store
And a faint moan after overextending the hello~
Me: Aw shit, here we go again.
*nut*
(read in Perfect Cell voice)
Rin as a police officer! Who exploded the Starbucks! That made me laugh a lot
i lost it when she said "YOU TOO, WHEEZY!"
So if rin is a cop then what are the rest of the girls are?
I SPAT MY DRINK WHEN SHE SHOWED UP 😂😂😂
THATS NOT THE RIN THAT I WAS EXPECTING
@@JerryBeansManFan nn
"The coffee, is not the only thing here...that sucks"
10/10 line.
I love the fact that everyone in this universe except Astolfo is broke af
Nothing like a 6’ 8” Tall Space Cyborg with asthma who has murdered millions and destroyed entire planets trying to become insta famous.
Although with his force cape I would follow...
Sounds to me like you guys got your work cut out for you.
I forgot to add is also a god... yeah
@@lecherousfish well, no, but definitely Euclid at least. Astolfo is god and not even amnestics will make me say otherwise.
SCP Foundation why are you here
All I can think of is Scp 579
1:39
"Coffee is not the only thing here that suck.."
Oh..
Is... Is this an sexual or a comeback joke cus I don't see how it is applied to sex...
@@Christiansmoviesnow Sexual.
@@Christiansmoviesnow If you truly have no idea how it could relate to sex, maybe ask your parents
@@Christiansmoviesnow
Yes
"Bruh
I'm just here for that free Wi Fi"
This is so me, EVERYWHERE!
"Bruh this kinda stuff don't happen at Dunkin Donuts bruh."
It’s all fun and games until the Bionicle pulls up wearing Gucci and Darth Vader force chokes your waifu
That NFL Weeb Tahu
I didn't see Lord Vader lay a hand on that hippo, bruh.
Yeah... w a i f u
Bro that hippo is my waifu
waifu(male)
This is surprising high quality stop motion wise and comedy. Puts Adults Swim to shame
I went through your last 10 videos loving your channel :D
Jeez what's the necessity of stating how "inferior" Robot Chicken is compared to these series? How about liking both? They're great in their own style and detail, besides, you'd be lying if you thought Robot Chicken was that bad
My nigga pansahat loved a random ass joke, but not a comment from a verified CZcamsr. Lmao.
Holy fukin sheet its da mfing Iron Armenian
@@toxificationExcuse me but what is that supposed to mean exactly?
@@Birkebeiner1066 I mean.. the comment is pretty self explanatory.. he hearted a comment from a random user, but not one from a verified user. Not tryna hate just pointing that out lol
I like how he straight up calls Darth Vader a boomer
"That's more expensive than GAS"
This did not age well, I'll buy starbucks before i pay for gas
1:28
Astolfo: ch-ch-choke me harder daddy
Vader: *W H A T*
A Astolfo: You choke like an old man!
Vader: That’s not what my wife said!
Astolfo: You don’t have a wife!
Vader: ... Now why ya gotta go there?
WTF
@@JustinTK416 actually he killed Padma
Astolfo should have said "Pay up and I'll grant you the rank of master."
Chie is in the background like "whatever"
I gotta say.......
that fukin chie figure deserves more action
I wanna know the lore behind how the Hippo and Bionicle became friends after their initial rocky start in Chipotle.
Bruh, my favorite is the hippo
Why does everybody keep calling them Bionicle when his name is Tahu? Toa Tahu!
Jesse12489 bruh his name is 🅱️ionicle 🅱️oi
Yea bruh
Jesse12489 he’s pimp bionicle and I ain’t calling him anything else
"Bruh I'm just here for that wifi."
It’s nice to see Darth Vader and Astalfo fighting each other with their thick long hard sticks
😏
"Who exploded the Starbucks?"
Rioters right now: *heavy sweating*
"welcome to burrito store"
"welcome to cholesterol store"
"welcome to caffeine dependence, how may i enable you"
these intros just get better
Welcome to Goth Ihop
Welcome to edgy pancakes
Welcome to sandwich store
"hello!"
It's a good thing Kenobi told Luke that Vader killed his father. Imagine how he'd react if he realized his father had turned into this.
What bothers me is that he is shopping at the worst coffee store on the planet yet he can easily get luxury dinners at the Imperial Palace.
This looks like something that Robot Chicken would make
Toa Tahu is the most impressive stop motion I've ever seen
Vader needs to be a reoccurring character, hearing him say Gucci made me pause the video so I could laugh
69 likes, nice
Astolfo is now a permanent charactar
"FREEZE !!! It's the ANIME POLICE !!!"
Woah, I love this phrase.
"That's more expensive than gas" didn't age well
"Choke me, Father"
“I wrote Jeff”
“U drink gasoline?!”
“The coffee isn’t the only thing here, that sucks”
“U need a job”
-Astolfo 2020
Random person: All dreams have meaning
My dreams: 1:44
0:24 deadass just realized that if you look to the right in the background its chie satonaka
they keep putting funny persona references in our hippo saga pantsahat cant get away with this
It was only a few weeks since the previous video, but the wait felt like an eternity.
Who even are these voice actors tho
Probably the voice actors in Animal Crossing
I’d like to see Admiral Ackbar meeting Astolfo and yelling “It’s a trap!”
"I am not broke. YOU! Gimme 20 bucks." I love that line so much
I lost it as Jeff, imagine that, Darth Jeff.
I feel like it's a reference to the Death Star Canteen skit Eddie Izzard did
You got it backwards. It's not Darth Jeff, it's Jeff Vader.
Darth Chad
@@BlackPsionic nah it's supposed to be the "my name Jeff" meme
Jeffakin Jeffwalker
This is the third time that Astolfo got assaulted by a customer
@libnny gutierrez NO! He needs to be protected
"I don't speak Italian."
"Ok boomer, what size" really made me laugh
I love Vader’s accent just completely changed.
Ah yes, the relatable event of when a galactic space fallen wizard knight and a trap blow up the local sub-par Starbucks. As usual.
Taylor Barbieri If that doesn’t regularly happen to you, you’re not doing life right tbh.
"You over here dressed in full Gucci, yet you do not have $20."
"Boi, I'm dressed for success"
That part cracked me up, but he isn't lying.
Honestly makes sense Astolfo cut off Vader's hand cause he is a Servant.
“Coffee is not the only thing here that sucks”
😏
😳
;)
Never thought I’d ever see
A trap
A space wizard
And a Starbucks
In the same picture
I love the Astolfo episodes they're hilarious/cute. Love the voices for all the characters too, it just fits right.
Honestly, I thought that stop-motion like this was dead.
This is pure quality btw.
I love how several of the characters in this series sounded like darth Vader but now you just straight up went with darth Vader this time
This seems like its out of Robot Chicken
But better
Yeah
A girl with a pp gives a black coffee to a guy who didn't have the hight ground while a terrorist plush hippo and a robo-vacuum cleaner were doing a resume... I like this kind of content, not gonna lie...
I really appreciate the moving gears detail of the Bionicle. Good humor and top notch gestures as well. This guy's good.
Black hair kid was broke but he got Arrested(Thank you Banana)
Bionicle Boi was broke but became Rich
And now Darth Vader is broke
Who's next to be broke
The hippo.
You
@@flextape2637 ik im broke i lost my rings they were the ones i used to pay but i wasted the mushroom planet one
@@jonesygaming2735 thank you
Should i edit this since Our hero Banana knows the kid status thank Banana that helped us with the kid status
I’m a simple man. When I see Astolfo on a thumbnail, I click.
Mind you, this habit has led me to seeing some... really weird things, let’s just say
Things like that video where it was playing Don't Stop Me Now while the screen went through a bunch of...?
it's called hentai, and it's art.
You spelled "the bionicle guy" wrong lmfao
@@mikeax24 but Astolfo is the only one who matters. They are the beginning and end of everyone and everything.
@@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632 you need to go outside
I love all these, I love the jokes that yes, are always used, but they are always great, well delivered, and a little different each time
I just realized that some of the most popular characters in the world are made in reminiscence of Italians but made in Japan.
Case in point: Mario, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
JoJo’s takes place in Italy right?
Some of Part 2 and almost the entirety of Part 5 do
The only foreign main character in Food Wars is Italian, unless that Nikumi girl is actually American.
Yes, but you’re posting this HERE because?
@@kamenkuma05 Astolfo (anime character) recited the Starbucks sizes (Italian). This activated his almond.
I want Astolfo to serve me Starbucks
Why are you geh?
The only time I'd defile my coffee with milk is if Astolfo served it 😎👌🏻
Astolfo makes people broke magically
This is the true ending of Fate/Apocrypha
Him going to work at StarBucks after all of that isn't implausible.
Really love how good the VAs are.
Astolfo putting "Jeff" on Vader's cup is such a beautiful throwback
*May the four hundred dollars Starbucks coffee be with you*
I have no idea what the algorithm just threw at me but astolfo and vader in the thumbnail of a stop-motion animated shitpost is a like a subscribe from me
I could watch these over and over! What awesome videos
This got recommended to me. I wasn't ready for the gangster Bionicle
Hippo makes a good point, how can you be under house arrest when you got the key?
"The coffee is not the only thing here that sucks"
well
oh no
_OH NO_
Yes!!!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just thought that was a lame, not fully thought through comeback insult. I mean, it's hard to spit one liners after being Force yeeted that hard.
Oh no.
Truly a relatable character
OH Y E S
I love these, much appreciation
I like how these intertwine and continue. The more is amazing