Zach Galifianakis Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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Komentáře • 232

  • @porcelainpanelpro
    @porcelainpanelpro Před rokem +8

    The Hoobastank bit makes a perfect ending to an absolutely off the wall monologue. Been loving his stuff since 2004. Great genius.

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened Před 6 lety +61

    Still to this day, it's one masterpiece.

  • @dudeitssog6148
    @dudeitssog6148 Před rokem +11

    Ever since seeing this when it aired I have never forgotten it. There will never be another kind of monologue like this

  • @dolokpurba
    @dolokpurba Před 8 lety +202

    He always has the best opening monologue. Zach & Melissa McCarthy are the best SNL hosts.

    • @Simon-cc9ob
      @Simon-cc9ob Před 6 lety +7

      but what about norm

    • @nickturmes1715
      @nickturmes1715 Před 3 lety +1

      I think you spelled Tom Hanks and Steve Martin incorrectly.

    • @valtia
      @valtia Před 2 lety

      I’m so

    • @RH-ib7bg
      @RH-ib7bg Před rokem

      I literally was getting ready to leave a comment exactly what you said and there it was already done for me.

    • @r3hcook
      @r3hcook Před rokem

      I feel EXACTLY the same way!! They are both wonderful comics that give it their all!

  • @helencarroll1650
    @helencarroll1650 Před 3 lety +23

    I love how he flashes his knickers.

    • @crunchTwist
      @crunchTwist Před 2 měsíci

      He didn't only flash the knickers, the audience was made up of all different races....

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 Před 7 lety +97

    He even went the extra mile and wore the pink panties and frilly socks. For this he's earned my respect.

    • @moldren5263
      @moldren5263 Před rokem

      in canada he goes the extra kilometer.

    • @annebennett4101
      @annebennett4101 Před 2 měsíci

      He fully deserves your respect, no doubt, but that's not the extra mile, when you're Annie that's the uniform.

  • @callanrose6127
    @callanrose6127 Před 10 lety +123

    Best monologue ever.

  • @BobJoeman
    @BobJoeman Před rokem +10

    That grandma joke is the epitome of comedic restraint.

  • @heatherwhiting9273
    @heatherwhiting9273 Před 2 lety +19

    I love how very few people get the joke about what is grandmother’s last words were 😆

    • @2Als1pod
      @2Als1pod Před rokem +3

      Everyone got it, Sparky

  • @RG-dj6yv
    @RG-dj6yv Před 2 lety +32

    Zach... you are my favorite comedian of all times. Pure Genius! Thanks for the laughs. Please don't ever stop bringing the absurdity. You are therapy! You definitely brought the sun out with this performance. Cheers!

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha Před 10 lety +69

    Oh man... He had to write that monologue! It screams Zach's style.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes, and you can see his professionalism as a standup in that he never put it on cue cards. He did it old school.

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 Před rokem +2

      That “ASK” joke was hilarious

  • @k4pn5l4pnh035
    @k4pn5l4pnh035 Před 10 lety +105

    I swear this man is the funniest guy on this f****** planet

  • @missundies
    @missundies Před 4 lety +49

    If it wasn't for Zack I would've forgotten about hoobastank.

    • @ellobo7627
      @ellobo7627 Před 2 lety

      What a bad name for a band 😂

  • @morgaffi
    @morgaffi Před rokem +4

    What the hell did I just watch? Whatever it was, I watched it 4 times and laughed harder every time. No matter where you pause it during the Annie bit his face is twistedly hilarious!

  • @richardpizzario3627
    @richardpizzario3627 Před 3 lety +16

    Can we appreciate that his back is a perfectly straight line.

  • @brianc939
    @brianc939 Před 2 lety +14

    Zack is pure talent. A great guy also. I just love this guy

  • @wordmeaningsforyou
    @wordmeaningsforyou Před 4 lety +23

    he is what i go to when the world hurts me.

  • @sushmitadey9779
    @sushmitadey9779 Před 5 lety +20

    I was very sad today but u made me smile Zach. Ur special n I like u a lot. Keep doing what you do.

  • @dansocha401
    @dansocha401 Před 2 lety +5

    The Queens cargo shorts guy is really good.

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 Před 2 lety +9

    I can't remember laughing so hard during a SNL monologue.

  • @davinanderson2003
    @davinanderson2003 Před rokem +12

    Pure comedic genius

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 Před 3 lety +8

    I’ve watched this video so many times over the past few years but those pink undies get me every time! 🤣

  • @4ctmam
    @4ctmam Před 2 lety +9

    "Norh Ikea"
    It feels like the audience didn't even notice that one.

  • @someonesomewhere6633
    @someonesomewhere6633 Před 9 lety +43

    I'm so proud of him!
    Love and admiration from Greece!

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 Před 6 lety +25

    "Stop stealing my tomatoes!" his face 😁😁😁😆😆😆

  • @hechanova07
    @hechanova07 Před 7 lety +19

    The lipsyncing part was pure genius.

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 Před 2 dny

    Definitely one of the funniest and best monologues I've ever seen on SNL.

  • @stexdo
    @stexdo Před 10 lety +16

    one of my favorite monologues!!

  • @bill-fk7tl
    @bill-fk7tl Před 5 měsíci +2

    At least he’s creative enough to do his own monologue
    Now the cast has to help them get through it

  • @phil-ys3cf
    @phil-ys3cf Před 3 lety +5

    5:28 when i first watched this it made me cry so hard, lol. i don't even know, i don't cry easily but this made me so emotional even though this is just a comedy bit

  • @andrewwoody9375
    @andrewwoody9375 Před 2 lety +3

    What the fuck. Why isn't this so much more appreciated? Brilliant is so understated.

  • @BFKAnthony817
    @BFKAnthony817 Před 10 lety +147

    He had to touch those legs lol.

    • @armando_alves
      @armando_alves Před 5 lety +9

      Won't be long until he's accused of sexual harassment for doing that. It's 2018 afterall...

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines Před 4 lety +1

      staged n planned? no?

    • @atem4652
      @atem4652 Před 4 lety +10

      It's his wife

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines Před 4 lety +1

      Yami Yugi that explains why

    • @suedereale8885
      @suedereale8885 Před 3 lety +1

      yes and then smell the hand afterwards when he got on stage!

  • @nickj116
    @nickj116 Před 10 lety +18

    This is amazing.

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian Před 5 lety +2

    I love you Zack. Honestly.

  • @dv9096
    @dv9096 Před 5 lety +11

    As much as I like Zach and admire his comedy, I also feel bad for him. Because, I don't think people would ever take him seriously even in the times, he is legit serious about stuf!

  • @Abc-wp6mp
    @Abc-wp6mp Před rokem +3

    I love this man unconditionally :D

  • @i.b.818
    @i.b.818 Před 6 lety +2

    Best thing I've ever seen.

  • @dee_deer
    @dee_deer Před 8 lety +14

    this is the best lip sync i've ever watched

    • @Shadow1995me
      @Shadow1995me Před 7 lety +1

      I love that he is actually quietly singing along in some parts though, so cute!

  • @earthwatcher2012
    @earthwatcher2012 Před 10 lety +1

    Love him

  • @AnthonyGrantPressRelease
    @AnthonyGrantPressRelease Před 5 lety +6

    I need some assurance that he didn't swallow the confetti.

  • @orawal
    @orawal Před 9 lety +4

    BRILLIANT OPENING! Awesomeness

  • @papertoyss
    @papertoyss Před 3 měsíci

    Great sense of humour!
    ...and a beautiful singing voice ; )

  • @AddeBieber
    @AddeBieber Před 6 lety +1

    the dad shoes are just amazing

  • @shenenehhudson289
    @shenenehhudson289 Před 10 lety +1

    Lol I LOVE SNL IT ALWAYS MAKES MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

  • @rockuma25
    @rockuma25 Před 10 lety +1

    ザック大好き!面白いし!lol

  • @david4134
    @david4134 Před 8 lety +4

    funniest guy

  • @Andrew-fv4sj
    @Andrew-fv4sj Před 3 lety +2

    What a fucking genius

  • @ramdandoel
    @ramdandoel Před 8 lety +4

    LOL!!! This one is pretty good!!

  • @hannahporter3272
    @hannahporter3272 Před 3 lety +1

    still one of the best

  • @dspaik
    @dspaik Před 10 lety

    i love zach ;D

  • @sundayodunuga2022
    @sundayodunuga2022 Před rokem +1

    Zach is so funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @alihosseinsarvari9246
    @alihosseinsarvari9246 Před 9 lety +1

    i am love Zach,he is very beautiful man.

  • @sheydoll
    @sheydoll Před rokem

    The best!!

  • @Damian_702
    @Damian_702 Před 3 lety +3

    Ahh so that's why it cuts off halfway through his monologue on hulu lol The Annie song must've not got cleared for streaming 😆

  • @xradical89x
    @xradical89x Před 3 lety +2

    lol this hilarious

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie Před 10 lety

    That was brilliant

  • @moldren5263
    @moldren5263 Před rokem +1

    It's legal now, Zack. We did it, man. We frickin' did it :)

  • @pixiejenkins
    @pixiejenkins Před 2 lety +1

    He’s so adorable…..

  • @suzanchristiaanse8972

    The glitter at the end 🎉

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 Před 2 lety +2

    Ask body spray , don't axe

  • @mikno78
    @mikno78 Před 9 lety +1

    Top 3 !!!

  • @Tresfres
    @Tresfres Před 8 lety +10

    he is f ing adorable

  • @elizaanderson3302
    @elizaanderson3302 Před 9 lety +14

    hotcakes ≠ coldveggies

  • @jijovj89
    @jijovj89 Před 10 lety

    Salute. A legend after rowan :)

  • @putrikaysee1744
    @putrikaysee1744 Před 9 lety

    Gold

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 3 lety

    Genius.

  • @gregoryambres1897
    @gregoryambres1897 Před 3 lety +2

    Zach is my paterfamilias. I adore my Greek man.

  • @arbasali3476
    @arbasali3476 Před 5 lety +1

    WHY SO UNDERRATED FFS

  • @padfoot6615
    @padfoot6615 Před 2 lety

    Asked body spray 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anielaorozco5449
    @anielaorozco5449 Před 3 lety

    best monologe!

  • @armkidmustang
    @armkidmustang Před rokem +1

    The moment he revealed the legalized marijuana thing when this premiered I was in high school and I clapped along and my mom looks at me, Zach Galifianakis busted me that night

  • @FlashMeterRed
    @FlashMeterRed Před 10 lety +4

    1:00 missed the end of lee mack's punchline

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad Před 8 lety +16

    that guy behind on the left has always looked like busta rhymes to me

    • @draggindrugin
      @draggindrugin Před 8 lety +1

      FINALLY! someone. not just me.
      cos its been bothering me for so long

  • @uba2
    @uba2 Před 3 lety +1

    shades of Andy Kaufman at the end

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 Před 5 měsíci

    Zack and Bill Burr are the only comedians who make me laugh out loud.

  • @nkmarks
    @nkmarks Před 5 lety +3

    Γεια σου ρε Ζαχαρία, είσαι φοβερός κωμικός!
    Greetings from Greece .......

  • @ImranKhan-vl1di
    @ImranKhan-vl1di Před 10 lety

    He said Hoobostank in a mocking manner. F this I LOVE HOOBASTANK!

  • @nicolegeorge3704
    @nicolegeorge3704 Před 8 měsíci

    What are those cargo shorts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elsheezy_k
    @elsheezy_k Před 5 lety +1

    I am pretty sure that this was the best opening snl soundtrack ever

  • @orisj1
    @orisj1 Před měsícem

    Laughing Out Loud. Literally.

  • @robbiecarlisle2789
    @robbiecarlisle2789 Před 2 lety +1

    Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @joshuapeterson3461
    @joshuapeterson3461 Před 3 lety +2

    I wore a red dress once, I was the classiest prettiest gurl at the party lol

  • @THEoriginalJOKES
    @THEoriginalJOKES Před 10 lety

    Hi Saturday Night Live. Can you please make Andy Samburg's digital short playlist available to the United States of America? I have tried on multiple computers and it tells me that they aren't available in my country. All of these computers are not only registered to America, but are also being used IN America. Please and thank you!!

  • @98nfp
    @98nfp Před rokem

    *watchin*

  • @ShaneShane813
    @ShaneShane813 Před 2 lety

    That was Iyight !

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Před rokem

    “Whudda those cahgo showts?”

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 Před 2 lety +1

    Zack was a great clown on Baskets , louie was great as his Mom . Fearless comedians

  • @gabb05
    @gabb05 Před 10 lety +2

    touches legs... and than creepily smells his hand after :o

  • @gautamkwatra3546
    @gautamkwatra3546 Před 2 lety

    This videos is powerful- a guy from India

  • @stephaniecollins6052
    @stephaniecollins6052 Před 2 lety +1

    I came here looking for the axe joke

  • @Humanhead86
    @Humanhead86 Před 6 lety +2

    well that happened...

  • @parkervarin
    @parkervarin Před 3 lety

    genius

  • @soards6
    @soards6 Před 10 lety +2

    would anyone be kind enough to explain to me what the axe body spray joke was about...cuz i have no clue...thanks

    • @YRWB98
      @YRWB98 Před 10 lety +2

      Black people normally say axe instead of ask so he's saying it's the opposite way around when they say axe.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Před 2 lety

    "Hoobastank is here! No? Not again?"

  • @bradgotch
    @bradgotch Před 5 lety +1

    Aks! gold

  • @cesarisam
    @cesarisam Před 9 lety +26

    I honestly didn't understand the Axe joke, i'm not from USA,maybe for that reason.

    • @orawal
      @orawal Před 9 lety +37

      black people are stereotyped to pronounce Ask as Aks (Axe)

    • @J_Cinematics
      @J_Cinematics Před 8 lety +7

      I didn't get that joke either until I listened to a Kendrick Lamar album, I understand now.

    • @Yorubulut
      @Yorubulut Před 6 lety +1

      Blacks says aks instead of ask.

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS Před 6 lety

      some white australians do too, usually 'bogans' or 'surfer bro' types, like my brother and his friends.

    • @jasongoodacre
      @jasongoodacre Před 5 lety +1

      I got the joke too. I'm in Australia and hate it when uneducated people say axe instead of ask.

  • @humanphillips3091
    @humanphillips3091 Před 3 lety

    National Treasure

  • @gardenlover9663
    @gardenlover9663 Před 2 lety +1

    I have to admit; I was a teacher, and it drove me crazy when students pronounced "ask" as "axe". But there was no way I was going to correct anyone. First, it would have been disrespectful. Second, if I did, I would have to say, "Just say ass, and add a k-sound at the end." You cannot say that to fourth-graders.

    • @Saptadin
      @Saptadin Před 2 lety

      Gblk wkwk, makanya banyak kosakata

  • @rahulk9373
    @rahulk9373 Před 5 lety

    Legacy

  • @hawtmess66
    @hawtmess66 Před měsícem

    10 years ago i watched this. His humor stands the same. Dont see much of him anymore**sad**