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  • @junievideos
    @junievideos Před 9 lety +4183

    "My wife got hit by a bus. You know what I'd hit? You two." and "I'm gonna slide right off my chair." did it for me.

  • @ha00abc1234
    @ha00abc1234 Před 10 lety +2599

    how can they even hold their laugh? I'm dying here

    • @missnadooabolyosr
      @missnadooabolyosr Před 10 lety +8

      same here omg

    • @tiddlywinks6953
      @tiddlywinks6953 Před 5 lety +5

      This is so boring.

    • @macaoron
      @macaoron Před 5 lety +37

      3:21 After Maya snorted they were trying so hard not to laugh and break character 🤣🤣

    • @AT-cy7im
      @AT-cy7im Před 4 lety +28

      Doesn’t matter how many times you watch this is still funny
      If it was an actual show I’d watch it

    • @comalaism
      @comalaism Před 3 lety +6

      @@tiddlywinks6953 You don’t know enough English to comprehend the humor!

  • @iAmiSaid
    @iAmiSaid Před 3 lety +3739

    This is possibly the most underrated skit in all of SNL... Absolutely brilliant..

    • @Julie-wr8dj
      @Julie-wr8dj Před 3 lety +45

      R S Oh my freakin god. Sure do miss the days of Maya and Amy. Just watched the most current episode of SNL- it sucked the big one except for a digital short featuring Keenan. I think the new cast tries so damn hard to be relevant or speak to what’s happening in the media at this very moment instead of working on characters and writing skits/ stories.

    • @iAmiSaid
      @iAmiSaid Před 3 lety +28

      @@Julie-wr8djI do agree that Keenan is great. Maya and Amy were comedically perfect in this sketch.... CZcams has become the best medium for nostalgia... The little tube that could LOL

    • @timbuege2624
      @timbuege2624 Před 3 lety +5

      @ R S Agree 100%!

    • @robwarren6729
      @robwarren6729 Před 3 lety +10

      Totally agree - one of the best.

    • @lindsays7232
      @lindsays7232 Před 3 lety +19

      It’s honestly my favorite recurring SNL sketch ever.

  • @lot-lothermosura4644
    @lot-lothermosura4644 Před 8 lety +2580

    You can tell Amy and Maya were trying to make Justin and Andy laugh

    • @Ohhimark100
      @Ohhimark100 Před 7 lety +56

      SO HARD!!

    • @g-a-i-l-
      @g-a-i-l- Před 3 lety +37

      Justin was hilarious. I kept saying really. Let's hear it for his fake hair and face

    • @lawrencecobb2107
      @lawrencecobb2107 Před 2 lety +16

      Maya. Same person in good place as the judge? And Kamala?

    • @tchallaokonkwo1098
      @tchallaokonkwo1098 Před 2 lety +11

      table got turned though...

    • @izzy231100
      @izzy231100 Před 2 lety +4

      @@lawrencecobb2107 yes thats her!

  • @RavFlight76
    @RavFlight76 Před 3 lety +2495

    This is easily one of the SNL Golden cast periods. The comedic talent and star power that came out of this era is unmatched.

    • @rickbucinell6920
      @rickbucinell6920 Před 3 lety +24

      Not really

    • @kyledonley9227
      @kyledonley9227 Před 3 lety +55

      While I agree with the sentiment, no it's not unmatched. Akroyd, Chase, Murray, Murphy etc. would beg to differ, then Meyers, Carvey, Spade, and Farley. All of those went on to do as much/ more than this cast. All great.

    • @scottkitchingman9884
      @scottkitchingman9884 Před 3 lety +30

      Chris rock, Chris Farley, David spade, Adam sandler might beg to differ.

    • @rje024
      @rje024 Před 3 lety +13

      @@scottkitchingman9884 , 👍 plus Mike Myers by far

    • @robinlight
      @robinlight Před 3 lety +6

      Not to mention its peak in the very beginning

  • @fathernoon9930
    @fathernoon9930 Před 3 lety +517

    The chemistry between these 4 is incredible.

  • @jimzahl9073
    @jimzahl9073 Před 2 lety +220

    I don't know how those two ladies manage to look motherly and predatory at the same time. Adorable.

  • @christopherjohnson2474
    @christopherjohnson2474 Před 3 lety +415

    3:22 I love how Amy is concerned with Maya choking, but stays in character when she asks if she is all right.

    • @samanthabourne4865
      @samanthabourne4865 Před 3 lety +19

      I was like, no one is talking about her almost choking lmao

    • @DieRoza
      @DieRoza Před rokem +5

      Two minutes into the sketch I was already wondering how come they are not choking up for exessively chewing gum while talking, and then Maya choked

    • @ivyparker5617
      @ivyparker5617 Před rokem +5

      Love the honesty, "...You okay?" "...Sorta."

  • @anthonylicausi3566
    @anthonylicausi3566 Před 3 lety +1331

    If I close my eyes, I'm back listening to my Aunts solving the world's problems talking about everything and nothing all at the same time...

    • @visamedic
      @visamedic Před 3 lety +52

      My Italian aunts at a reunion......in half English half Italian

    • @hannahalexandra1419
      @hannahalexandra1419 Před 3 lety +19

      I love this comment. 😂 Wish we could hear that.

    • @Coopdog-dp5eq
      @Coopdog-dp5eq Před 3 lety

      Expired!

    • @briansounalath
      @briansounalath Před 3 lety +4

      “You need to tell that Biden that they should just open everything back up. That’ll solve it.”

    • @DystopianApocalypse
      @DystopianApocalypse Před rokem

      Hahaha shit Tony... 😂

  • @hotsportz101
    @hotsportz101 Před 10 lety +1281

    "YOU. YOU. ME. HIM. YOU."

  • @markperkins7826
    @markperkins7826 Před 2 lety +159

    "Gary ate stew beef right out of the crock pot then fell asleep on the futon in the bonus room in a cloud of his own cold medicine farts". The best line in history!

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 Před 3 lety +1365

    It’s 2020 and suddenly I’m wondering if maybe we did all die in 2012.

  • @jackee1054
    @jackee1054 Před 3 lety +357

    "Hurry up - get to it.....cause the dryer's buzzin...." spit out my coffee..... LOLOL

  • @ReidWalter
    @ReidWalter Před 9 lety +885

    "then I'm go home, and I'm put my phone on vibrate, and I'm sit on it, and calling myself over and over again"

    • @etc.4903
      @etc.4903 Před 3 lety +11

      It's better if you just set a timer and when it runs out you just don't stop it.

    • @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl
      @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl Před 2 měsíci

      @@etc.4903😂😂😂😂

  • @stephaniecidade6296
    @stephaniecidade6296 Před 3 lety +247

    "If my wife got hit by a bus you know what would I hit?YOU TWO" Andy is so damn funny 😅😅😅😅

  • @jknight413
    @jknight413 Před 3 lety +791

    Amy is such a professional. She almost breaks a couple of times, but she finishes!

    • @fazyt86
      @fazyt86 Před 3 lety +54

      That's what she said!

    • @johnnyrizzo3590
      @johnnyrizzo3590 Před 3 lety +7

      BUT she finishes! Nice!

    • @HunBaneTheBest
      @HunBaneTheBest Před 3 lety +10

      I don't think so. My big sister said the girl never comes.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst Před 2 lety +2

      I finished

    • @GG-uj5ru
      @GG-uj5ru Před 2 lety +2

      Unlike her husband. Hurry up Colin get to it cause the dryer's buzzin

  • @ellystripes
    @ellystripes Před 3 lety +253

    Their rhythm and timing is sublime. I love the Bronx Beat sketches.

  • @elizabethmok554
    @elizabethmok554 Před 4 lety +948

    “It’s 2012, we’re all gonna die anyways.” it’s 2020 and I-

  • @veroe.7827
    @veroe.7827 Před 8 lety +672

    "Luke, I am your wife and I am a mess" lol

  • @sterbebett
    @sterbebett Před 10 lety +1556

    SNL really needs these 2 girls back. But I can only dream.

    • @absidd
      @absidd Před 10 lety +117

      ...and Tina, Kristen, Bill and Seth. Gawd I hate this new cast.

    • @shay-leesinger6708
      @shay-leesinger6708 Před 4 lety +2

      Fact.

    • @jAYROCCS1x
      @jAYROCCS1x Před 3 lety +5

      @@absidd seth nvr been funny to me. most times i feel like he’s doin to much. that’s just me tho

    • @sr.supreme5808
      @sr.supreme5808 Před 3 lety +9

      It’s 2020 and Maya is back

    • @debosmitadalui1998
      @debosmitadalui1998 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jAYROCCS1x he was one of the head writers. He only acted in some.

  • @wilmamccritty5200
    @wilmamccritty5200 Před 3 lety +54

    It’s the way everyone is chewing gum for me lolll. Hilarious

  • @Ttoby89
    @Ttoby89 Před 10 lety +1415

    So awesome. Maya and Amy kill it every time, and Andy and Justin were hilarious guests.

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 Před 3 lety +109

    “You’re not Phil Collins,
    Success is not in the air tonight.”

  • @maloweuk
    @maloweuk Před 10 lety +489

    Love it everytime Maya cries about her husband but this one is the best! COS I LUV HIM!

    • @CoachHeyward
      @CoachHeyward Před 3 lety +17

      “Nevah takes his eyes off me!”

    • @UVjoint
      @UVjoint Před 3 lety +10

      "He gave me my fo-ah children!"

  • @manakin5
    @manakin5 Před 2 lety +44

    That rapid-fire delivery was just awesome. Everyone.

  • @brookeelisa3003
    @brookeelisa3003 Před 2 lety +168

    "4x4. You, you, me, him, you."
    "That's 5!!"
    Had my DYING

  • @monicamarks8692
    @monicamarks8692 Před 8 lety +375

    "Jodi, I'm gonna slide right off this chair!" XD

  • @christopherbardier770
    @christopherbardier770 Před 3 lety +79

    “I’m going to slide off my chair” best line in SNL history.

  • @MassimoCerreto
    @MassimoCerreto Před 4 lety +228

    Andy and Justin are brilliant together. They should have their own show. I'd totally watch it.

  • @Ablasuena
    @Ablasuena Před 7 lety +320

    Omg, I think I have just found my all time favourite SNL sketch! They're all so fluid, so natural with these characters, I would watch it over and over. Ummm... I think I will! Thanks SNL

  • @leadspot
    @leadspot Před 3 lety +126

    justin and andy played it so straight is just incredible to watch, loved it

  • @presssack
    @presssack Před 4 lety +363

    During almost all the skits, I think if I were an actor there I could refrain from breaking character, but man, I am impressed how Timberlake keeps it cool during their nonsense talk :D hilarious

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ Před 3 lety +12

      I feel Justin Timberlake could be a really great actor if he wanted.

    • @KeithCarey33
      @KeithCarey33 Před 3 lety +5

      Chomping the gum. Better than booze.

    • @hotfudgecake
      @hotfudgecake Před rokem +2

      That's what made this great lol Maya and Amy go off , camera pans to the guys ,and theyre just staring, stone faced, chomping gum in unison 😆

    • @ajaiy
      @ajaiy Před rokem +1

      @@vampiraJ he’s been in multiple movies already love.

    • @Lily-ld7fn
      @Lily-ld7fn Před 24 dny

      @@ajaiy "love!" you are so rude.

  • @sixoclock4436
    @sixoclock4436 Před 8 lety +512

    I love how expressionless they look.

  • @martinborsky9532
    @martinborsky9532 Před 5 lety +107

    I would watch Bronx Beat as a standalone show!😍

  • @garboil
    @garboil Před 3 lety +224

    When you can write a skit that has a great premise, but weak legs - but it doesn’t matter because the four actors you have in the scene are simply brilliant.

  • @vampiraJ
    @vampiraJ Před 3 lety +58

    “Somebody struck a match and lit my pilot light.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arbee1000
    @Arbee1000 Před rokem +18

    My favorite part is when Amy cracks up at Maya saying “Five people? I’m in.”

  • @johnlevan4116
    @johnlevan4116 Před rokem +22

    Absolutely hilarious, the nonstop banter and then the look on guy's faces. One of the best SNL skits ever.

  • @emilyryan8395
    @emilyryan8395 Před 7 lety +548

    7:34 amy gets straight back into character with that weird head move haha

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal8765 Před 6 lety +106

    That's how brilliant Maya and Amy are that for the first four minutes they could carry this sketch by themselves and it was so funny and the sketch just had to run for extra four mins because it was so good

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon Před 8 lety +631

    I never laughed so hard at an SNL skit

    • @drummerelle
      @drummerelle Před 8 lety +2

      +lizzfrmhon GOLD

    • @paintur68
      @paintur68 Před 8 lety +6

      +lizzfrmhon Vincent Price Christmas special? The Californians?

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 Před 8 lety +21

      IKR Amy, Maya, Andy, and JT this was back when #SNL was still good

    • @kareemabdelhakam3640
      @kareemabdelhakam3640 Před 7 lety +1

      May Flower Yo, Kate Mckinnon

  • @sonnyannflores2705
    @sonnyannflores2705 Před 6 lety +589

    Hot Andy is my fave kind of Andy

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey Před 3 lety +47

    They brought structured improv to an international audience and it's incredible how enduring the format is

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire Před 5 lety +50

    Man those jokes are 6 years old and they still kill! (July 2019) The vibrating phone gag - insanely funny.

  • @mindy56374
    @mindy56374 Před 5 lety +36

    This might be my fave SNL sketch ever. You couldn't script what Amy and Maya do with these characters and then bringing male versions of them in....? Just priceless.

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob Před 4 lety +247

    It's so weird seeing Justin and Andy without the shiny suits

  • @arydavila7652
    @arydavila7652 Před 3 lety +111

    when you flirt with a guy bc your bored and then they play along like ohh shit.... eject eject eject lmao

  • @nicoles_handle
    @nicoles_handle Před 7 lety +164

    andy samberg is the epitome of beauty

  • @flagal519
    @flagal519 Před 3 lety +65

    These gals were absolutely brilliant.....what a skit! PRICELESS.

  • @laraatienza6454
    @laraatienza6454 Před 4 lety +67

    Why did I find Andy so hot in this skit...haha..especially when he said.."You know what I'll hit...You Two" 🤣🤣🤣
    The accent is gold 👌🏽

  • @topbackpodcast2615
    @topbackpodcast2615 Před 3 lety +61

    Andy and Justin have undeniable chemistry

  • @sarahbridges8199
    @sarahbridges8199 Před 5 lety +55

    A couple of stereo phonic foxes! It's amazing how they never break character. Get the feeling a lot of it was improv. They need to bring this back!

  • @haleymarie16
    @haleymarie16 Před 8 lety +266

    Andy look so young and cute!

  • @TalkToSamson
    @TalkToSamson Před 3 lety +8

    “Oops we found a cat skeleton.” Lmfao! 😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻

  • @lindam156
    @lindam156 Před 10 lety +2862

    Andy Samberg is gorgeous as hell

    • @valeriemoore1437
      @valeriemoore1437 Před 5 lety +22

      Linda M amen

    • @Ishani_Bhardwaj
      @Ishani_Bhardwaj Před 4 lety +122

      No doubt no doubt no doubt

    • @Sa3Dushh
      @Sa3Dushh Před 4 lety +55

      @@jackdavids2723 are you jealous girls find him Cute ? YOU CREEPY Hater 🖕🏿

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 Před 4 lety +9

      Gorgeous no cute and attractive for sure

    • @lindam156
      @lindam156 Před 4 lety +40

      Jack Davids buuuuut he has “berg” in his name and I just called him gorgeous so🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @LizaMohanty
    @LizaMohanty Před 10 lety +558

    Awesome timing of jodi and betty.. they do comedy way better than some of the overhyped movie stars

  • @brentj.peterson6070
    @brentj.peterson6070 Před 3 lety +10

    This is THE funniest Bronx Beat. Both ladies fighting hard not to laugh. Hilarious!

  • @shroomiverse
    @shroomiverse Před 3 lety +24

    I’m gonna go home, put my phone on vibrate, sit on it and call myself over and over again 😆

  • @katc5051
    @katc5051 Před rokem +30

    This is the best Bronx Beat, hands down.

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 Před rokem

      Without question!

    • @tyeohno
      @tyeohno Před 28 dny

      As a superficial heterosexual male, I’m compelled to make the argument for Katy Perry’s appearance.

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 Před 3 lety +17

    I watch this about once a day... picks me right up !

  • @chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl
    @chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl Před 8 lety +135

    Andy's hair looks great.

  • @jameslarimer9211
    @jameslarimer9211 Před rokem +10

    This sketch is the result of a lot of fantastic qualities coming together, but for me the funniest bit by far is Justin's expressionless face while he chews gum as the hosts flirt with him.

  • @romyv0211
    @romyv0211 Před 2 lety +5

    Pleassseee bring this sketch back! This is golden.

  • @jurrasicpig2426
    @jurrasicpig2426 Před 3 lety +18

    "put your boom in my hand and it will look bigger", how can anyone hold it?!

  • @21centdregs
    @21centdregs Před rokem +8

    i've watched a lot of snl, the bronx beat is for sure the most consistently funny sketch in the modern era, maybe ever.

  • @etaggie09
    @etaggie09 Před 3 lety +21

    Dear God, this is absolute insanity. I can’t imagine having to be in this sketch without absolutely losing it.

  • @MrTommieadamsphoto
    @MrTommieadamsphoto Před rokem +6

    I could watch this over and over. Lol. Classic

  • @bostonbean
    @bostonbean Před 3 lety +19

    I wish this was a real talk show. They are hysterical!!!

  • @annajolie228
    @annajolie228 Před 9 lety +262

    Maya's cards were upside down the whole time haha

  • @oliviakaye6275
    @oliviakaye6275 Před 5 lety +175

    “Then I’m gonna go home, imma put my phone on vibrate, I’m gonna seat on it, I’m gonna call my cellphone over and over”
    - me when I see Andy Samberg

  • @amybelote2922
    @amybelote2922 Před 3 lety +39

    I love this cast. So much talent. And Justin Timberlake always does so well when he's on the show. He is hilarious

  • @myeahonline
    @myeahonline Před 4 lety +66

    JT has really good comedic timing, really up there with these SNL classics

    • @nemastique409
      @nemastique409 Před 10 měsíci +1

      loved him in the bee gees skits too

  • @claricecrisostomo7379
    @claricecrisostomo7379 Před 3 lety +32

    “TMI - Too Much Ick!”
    “Success is not in the air tonight”

  • @doctorsangeeth
    @doctorsangeeth Před 4 lety +20

    Sensational timing of the dialogues. Wow. Brilliant performance. Timeless work

  • @N1ghtFlower
    @N1ghtFlower Před 10 lety +23

    Oh my god can't fucking breath! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. This is by far one of my favorite sketches. I just adore how Amy kinda loses it at the ''4 by 4'' thing :) This two have a great chemistry together.

  • @gayugovind
    @gayugovind Před 10 lety +58

    How are they not breaking (or jumping samberg and timberlake)?!! bloody brilliant. Poehler almost made it till 7:31 lol

  • @Feintgames
    @Feintgames Před 3 lety +21

    Wow, this is a perfect sketch. Even the timing by the director on the reaction shots and holding on the reaction while the crew continued. That's some great comic timing by everyone.

  • @snehadas210
    @snehadas210 Před 3 lety +9

    All these years and I still love Bronx Beat😂😂

  • @Lux_bxdiee
    @Lux_bxdiee Před 3 lety +23

    What i find hilarious is that amy and maya just talk annoyingly non stop strangely while justin and Andy are just sitting there chewing gum with absolutely 0% emotions 😂

  • @DRMegaone
    @DRMegaone Před 4 lety +15

    Honestly this is the funniest skit I’ve ever seen on SNL. A whole 8 minutes of hilarity!! Wow they are good !!!

  • @burninglion2920
    @burninglion2920 Před 5 lety +19

    Hahaha i love how everyone is chewing gum.

  • @fishdrew1111
    @fishdrew1111 Před 3 lety +15

    One of the greatest skits I've EVER seen on SNL--maybe THE best!

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 Před 9 lety +40

    This is the best installment of the sketch ... hysterical. Got me to the point that even when I hear the cheesy title music I start to crack up :D

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath Před 3 lety +14

    Poehler nails this! Her resting New York face and the abrasive forward energy. Oscar to her.

  • @xavierabii548
    @xavierabii548 Před 2 lety +15

    Can we all acknowledge how badass JT and Andy were for not breaking? That was crazy 😂😂😂

  • @cinnamongirl64
    @cinnamongirl64 Před 3 lety +12

    I laugh each time I see these very underrated skits, these girls are wonderful and always make me laugh. I have wonderful Aunties that talk like this and it reminds me how much I love them! Miss the talent SNL had in the day.

  • @masonslie1146
    @masonslie1146 Před 5 lety +20

    This skit is hilarious omg the talent seriously

  • @zoesmith2867
    @zoesmith2867 Před 10 lety +113

    omg andy soo cute

  • @lostlashes6283
    @lostlashes6283 Před 8 lety +471

    JT: 4 by 4. 4 by 4. You, you, him, me, and you.
    AP: 5! That's 5.
    MR: 5 people? I'm in!
    [Amy bursts into laughter]
    Holy crap, I love it when characters break, especially Amy. If she breaks, it's some funny shit.

  • @nbadude44
    @nbadude44 Před 2 lety +13

    I love how Andy is basically doing his Mark Wahlberg
    "Say hi to your mother for me"

  • @TerritorialPissings4
    @TerritorialPissings4 Před rokem +4

    I just about clapped like a seal when Amy said ‘success is not in the air tonight!’

  • @RaiceGeriko
    @RaiceGeriko Před 3 lety +17

    "Smoke a doobie-spliff with your hip-hop boy-toy."

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 Před 3 lety +8

    LOLOLOLOL! 😂😂😂😂 One of the best ever! Great writing, great acting, especially of course Amy and Maya, but Justin keeps up with them. Great lines!

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 Před 10 lety +58

    "my woats, my WOATS!"

  • @jmeaster1
    @jmeaster1 Před rokem +2

    OMG I busted out laughing at “Hoarders should be called Oops I found that cat skeleton”😂

  • @rebeccajuarez7848
    @rebeccajuarez7848 Před 3 lety +19

    The girls almost broke character a couple times but wow they recovered beautifully lol

  • @PjPerez
    @PjPerez Před 3 lety +9

    1. I almost choked holding in my laughs during the entire second half of this sketch. 2. Justin's Bronx accent is really good??

    • @bash8257
      @bash8257 Před 3 lety +2

      Accent straight on!

  • @newpathtreasures
    @newpathtreasures Před 3 lety +7

    This was such an amazing skit. I am dying, I miss this so much. This one was perfection though. How they all kept a straight face I have no idea.

  • @benfranklincatappleshark
    @benfranklincatappleshark Před 3 lety +19

    How is this not more well known? This is so well performed, beginning to end. No awkward pauses. Full committment. Great writing.

  • @AJafterhourz
    @AJafterhourz Před 10 měsíci +3

    “Ooh La La Jodie, I’m gonna slide right off this chair” 😂