Zach Galifianakis Monologue: Monologue of Song - Saturday Night Live

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  • @SigWahrheit
    @SigWahrheit Před 8 lety +74

    "He died of high fiving"
    fucking laughed for a good minute

  • @Twitch0n3
    @Twitch0n3 Před 9 lety +383

    the world needs another zach galifianakis stand up dvd.

    • @davidhallett9460
      @davidhallett9460 Před 4 lety +1

      @George Georgia Nah that's greedy bro! This amount of condensed quality will last me for a lifetime. Galifianakis' are for ever! I'm drunk, I want more too tongueface

    • @trenpire
      @trenpire Před 3 lety

      Fax

  • @ellendinkelmann9342
    @ellendinkelmann9342 Před 10 lety +435

    He has the funniest sense of humor.

    • @bhunji1850
      @bhunji1850 Před 6 lety +1

      "Hey that's the guy from Hangover" is his humor.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 2 lety

      I love that list of looks 😂

  • @siamakgilak3475
    @siamakgilak3475 Před 5 lety +324

    "I live in Brooklyn and um..."
    *audience applaud
    *
    "and I hate it."
    Thank you Zach for that.

  • @iamjustamazin
    @iamjustamazin Před 10 lety +512

    I am on an SNL monologue spree....and gotta say, this seems like the best one!

  • @zajacattack
    @zajacattack Před 2 lety +55

    "Kilometers Davis" is the greatest joke and the crowd does not appreciate it enough

    • @italoblu
      @italoblu Před 2 lety +6

      They appreciated it fine, just say you like the joke and move on.

    • @enjolras76
      @enjolras76 Před rokem +1

      nup its sad, right?

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 Před 10 měsíci +3

      This Canuck greatly appreciated it. 🍁

  • @tawandaJerry
    @tawandaJerry Před 10 lety +207

    Best monologue ever

    • @ollihro82
      @ollihro82 Před 8 lety

      its good bit its the same for 10 years... except it always was "a ticket for being a whussy" not a gaylord.
      there are several shows that csn be found on youtube

  • @danidakota276
    @danidakota276 Před 9 lety +233

    Zach is absolutely great and amazingly talented. He is so different from all the other comedians, original and true. His sense of humor is brutally honest, a bit weird,but crazy funny and his every joke is a winner. He's a genius.

  • @thefrayfann
    @thefrayfann Před 3 lety +31

    The music when the band comes in is actually pretty sweet

  • @Arcanecide
    @Arcanecide Před 3 lety +81

    Genuinely impressed with how well the band joined and blended themselves in perfectly. Accentuating the notes after a punchline and quickly quieting solemly for the next setup, really really well done

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 Před 2 lety +6

    imagine the control room going "Zoom out camera 3, so we can see him tugging himself as the choo choo arrives"

  • @OyonikaAkinoyo
    @OyonikaAkinoyo Před 10 lety +78

    "I'm Greek. This isn't a beard. This is part of my eyebrow".. :')

  • @Nickel138
    @Nickel138 Před 3 lety +89

    “Hoobastank is here! No? Who is it?” That’s an amazing joke for so many reasons.

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi Před 3 lety +2

      I died!! It was great!

    • @scottuto
      @scottuto Před 3 lety +1

      fuck that it was a tease

    • @AndreasDevig
      @AndreasDevig Před 3 lety +8

      Who... bah-stank

    • @jennacross973
      @jennacross973 Před 3 lety +8

      Heard this when it first came out... And years later I still randomly use this joke in places . And no one ever gets it 😂 which just cracks me up more .

    • @brianbrant6079
      @brianbrant6079 Před 3 lety +6

      And the reason is you.

  • @enzomaxfranklin1373
    @enzomaxfranklin1373 Před 8 lety +71

    When he said "hey everybody here comes the chuchu" the subtitles said ...
    "Okay"

  • @sbalcooldlamini6867
    @sbalcooldlamini6867 Před 7 lety +19

    "applying chapstick daintly..."😂😂😂😂

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 Před 3 lety +23

    One of the best monologues in the history of this show. I mean it. He is so good.

  • @viralbhalla4013
    @viralbhalla4013 Před 7 lety +84

    one of the best SNL monologues ever!!

  • @konstantswank3030
    @konstantswank3030 Před 4 lety +19

    "I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans brothers" 🤣

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks Před 9 lety +107

    One of the best SNL monologues of ALL TIME!

  • @roloug95
    @roloug95 Před 10 lety +26

    HEY EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO

  • @nikolaskivilahti9343
    @nikolaskivilahti9343 Před 3 lety +14

    This man is so good to the world. Gentle and wonderful.

  • @lidette711
    @lidette711 Před 6 lety +81

    Kilometers Davis! XD

    • @orestispalampougioukis6043
      @orestispalampougioukis6043 Před 4 lety

      Can someone explain that to me? I am missing the reference.

    • @alikolik8984
      @alikolik8984 Před 4 lety

      Orestis Palampougioukis in Canada they use kilometer instead of miles like U.S.

    • @230leo8
      @230leo8 Před 4 lety

      @@alikolik8984 also miles davis is a jazz musician, so he made the joke.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety +1

      @@orestispalampougioukis6043 IRA a play on words, Miles is a name & a form if measurement used in us, but others use the metric system

  • @SS-dh5nt
    @SS-dh5nt Před 10 měsíci +4

    I cannot get enough of this guy 😂

  • @arjunviswam
    @arjunviswam Před 3 lety +14

    Omg , i forgot how good this monologue was . Most underrated one ever

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 Před 2 lety

      I am counting every "this is underrated" comment. This is no. 5.

  • @w336o4
    @w336o4 Před 2 lety +11

    I've wayched a lot of SNL this is one of the best monologues of the modern era. Just lots of great jokes delivered perfectly.

  • @viennx
    @viennx Před 10 lety +81

    'look i'm greek this is not a beard this is part of my eyebrow' hahahahahahaha WTF

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 Před 9 lety +2

      as a greek,i dont get this at all because its inaccurate

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 Před 9 lety

      It's very accurate u Greeks have a lot of eyebrow hair hahahaha

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 Před 9 lety

      i dont know,its normal like almost every other country,not hating or anything i just dont get this.Whatever..

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 Před 9 lety +1

      InFamous T. haha im joking mate, greece done well in the world cup but they should've beat costa rice m8

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 Před 9 lety

      yeah that was a disaster :P

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 Před 5 lety +10

    Wow a tribute to Victor Borge! ”Myles Davis, Kilometers Davis” 😂 You sir, Zach, just rose a few steps!

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian Před 5 lety +8

    "Oh you outta that one? Just give me the vice president of ultimate frisbee" HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @grandmotherproductions9380

    Oh man, that choo choo line kills me. I'm laughing while writing this

  • @The-Study-Shed
    @The-Study-Shed Před 5 lety +9

    Damn, this guy is a legend! one of the best monologues for sure

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval Před 3 lety +8

    The band joining in with him is actually very very good lol

  • @jamesren4665
    @jamesren4665 Před 3 lety +3

    I could listen to the instrumentals all night.

  • @billystar1306
    @billystar1306 Před rokem

    "He died of high fiving..".. One of the best jokes in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @hellrazer7681
    @hellrazer7681 Před 6 lety +7

    That eye contact at the piano though

  • @bokchoy997
    @bokchoy997 Před 4 lety +3

    Ok but the instrumental was so soothing...

  • @LarryParane
    @LarryParane Před 6 lety +8

    This is a solid monologue and definitely on Top 10 all-time

  • @prakitk
    @prakitk Před 4 lety +7

    Damn! Good saxphone solo at the intro!

  • @lola92393
    @lola92393 Před 10 lety +15

    my fav monologue

  • @michaelnewman3671
    @michaelnewman3671 Před rokem

    “Kilometer Davis” lmao I love seeing this randomly pop on my feed. Such a icon. He’s such an underrated comic.

  • @shahemasoyan9129
    @shahemasoyan9129 Před 5 lety +2

    One of the best SNL monologues, creative and funny!!

  • @albertcallwood5478
    @albertcallwood5478 Před 3 lety +3

    Hey everybody here comes the choo-choo ........oh I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Drakeshit
    @Drakeshit Před 8 lety +28

    at 6:48 you can hear somebody playing a wind instrument let out a laugh

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 Před 10 lety +7

    This monologue was just soooo funny, too many good bits to quote, lol @ I'm Greek this isn't a beard it's just part of my eyebrow!

  • @shilpaoommen4407
    @shilpaoommen4407 Před 4 lety +14

    "He died of high fiving"..😆😆

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened Před 6 lety +3

    Love you, Zach. You're the greatest.

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross Před rokem +9

    I just realized, Zach Galifianakis is like Robin Williams if he wasn't manic. It's actually funnier.

  • @TheGonzaloMagic
    @TheGonzaloMagic Před 8 lety +6

    Everything he says in the piano is a top comment on youtube. This man is a greek god.

  • @MatusDubrava
    @MatusDubrava Před 4 lety

    zach for the win. last 1-2 weeks searching for videos him doing the best satire parody these days for me

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha Před 10 lety +1

    The piano part with the quick delivery jokes is genius!

  • @noodlehead69
    @noodlehead69 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I really like the piano music he's playing. It's beautiful and calming. Very nice.

  • @TVBCStudios
    @TVBCStudios Před rokem +1

    Still watching this.....pure hilarious-ness!!!!!

  • @TheCraftMansion
    @TheCraftMansion Před 4 lety +4

    6:26 i laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @2nite782
    @2nite782 Před 3 lety +218

    I hope everyone knows that he goes up there having nothing on his mind and then feeds off the pressure. He’s a comedy legend that got overshadowed by his movies.

    • @andresbarriga5305
      @andresbarriga5305 Před 3 lety +9

      His stand-up is truly a thing to behold.

    • @cmomofilm
      @cmomofilm Před 3 lety +21

      I'm glad you believe that. There's 2 monitors, on the edge of the stage, to his left and right, which has his monologue on them. Theres also 1 in the camera.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 Před 3 lety +16

      @@cmomofilm SNL doesn't use monitors or teleprompters. They use cue cards.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane Před 3 lety +26

      Uhm... This is near-verbatim set from his Comedy Central Half Hour from 2001.

    • @thiagof9481
      @thiagof9481 Před 2 lety +20

      Why people make up shit like that? You can watch his other videos here and see he used some of his old material. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad Před 8 lety +11

    4:04-4:09 solid gold -- Between Two Ferns reference

  • @imagicrockstar1122
    @imagicrockstar1122 Před 3 lety +1

    Such a great monologue. I'm from charlotte nc and Zack is from wilkesboro nc. Inspirational.

  • @maxbonanno8652
    @maxbonanno8652 Před 4 lety +6

    This is one of the best modern snl monologues

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 Před 2 měsíci

    this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • @danw2940
    @danw2940 Před 5 lety

    Transcendent music with hilarious jokes. I think I just watched the best SNL monologue ever!!!

  • @laurentiudilja
    @laurentiudilja Před 10 lety +1

    funny as hell! Love it! Best monologue at SNL I've ever seen!

  • @successmaharjan2906
    @successmaharjan2906 Před 5 lety +10

    Stop clapping stop clapping....... That was funny.

  • @VeryLoki
    @VeryLoki Před 2 lety

    this is one of my favourites.

  • @davidmiller7232
    @davidmiller7232 Před rokem

    He was in a high fiving accident. Genius. Hoobastank is here😂😂

  • @3squ1l0
    @3squ1l0 Před rokem +3

    0:13 Can we all just appreciate the unsolicited ass tap attaboy by Zach, the extra vibe the bassist entered to stay on rhythm to counter the distraction, and the chuckle from the lead guitarist for witnessing it all happen live?

  • @Bigmummy13
    @Bigmummy13 Před 2 lety

    Omg! Everything he says is platinum!

  • @HealthyBodyForLife
    @HealthyBodyForLife Před 3 lety +1

    Best snl monologue ever!!! havent seen a ton but man hes so funny and doesnt give a fuck

  • @milanpintar
    @milanpintar Před 2 měsíci

    what a legend

  • @guanyu4u
    @guanyu4u Před 10 lety +10

    I went to my high school reunion.. it was very weird, cuz I was home-schooled

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Před rokem

    One of the greatest

  • @andresguty
    @andresguty Před 3 lety +3

    “Kilometers Davis”

  • @markozivanovic117
    @markozivanovic117 Před 4 lety +1

    That music was beautiful.

  • @viennx
    @viennx Před 10 lety +9

    and apart from being the best comedian ever - he's an AMAZING pianist!

    • @drewwalker101
      @drewwalker101 Před 2 lety

      He is only playing the black keys and it’s hard to sound bad if you just stick to those. I sent this 7 years ago but for some reason it just now posted

  • @Robbthelytt
    @Robbthelytt Před 3 lety

    OMG! this was great!!!!

  • @asylumchoir4586
    @asylumchoir4586 Před 3 lety +1

    I have been waiting to see this again for YEARS!!! Especially for the, “gaylord,” part.

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 Před 3 lety

    How has this not even hit 1 million

  • @jakubmarszaek8330
    @jakubmarszaek8330 Před 3 lety +1

    Lol. I like how he started. He was for while a writer for SNL

  • @jsteeles
    @jsteeles Před 3 lety

    love u zach

  • @jefffarmer5785
    @jefffarmer5785 Před rokem

    Hilarious, Witty, w/a dynamic/friendly personality... What a guy-!!! 🤔😁😆🤣👍✌

  • @darkflora6948
    @darkflora6948 Před 4 lety

    he is talented great man

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm Před 2 lety

    i really enjoyed the music!

  • @MattiaDeG
    @MattiaDeG Před 8 lety +19

    Hey snl, here's a comedy lesson for you, try to learn.

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 Před 8 lety +66

    I like his originality, reminds me of Louis CK, but much more weird :D

    • @stairwaves
      @stairwaves Před 8 lety +16

      you know between two ferns? its just genius. if you watch the epsiode with brad pitt you'll find something you'll like :D

  • @Turkiye958
    @Turkiye958 Před 3 lety

    This guy is great 👍

  • @JustDreamingLife
    @JustDreamingLife Před 10 lety +1

    ahahah I love this guy!

  • @187SCARFACE187
    @187SCARFACE187 Před 9 lety +2

    "Fabreezing my beard" I spit my coffee everywhere LMAO fucking luv it!!!

  • @DJElectraFry
    @DJElectraFry Před rokem

    I met him once, he was wearing a baby Pink polo shirt. Smoooooooth.

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 Před 5 lety +2

    Zach is a honest guy.He just have a werry ironical and sarcastic attitude and dry humor.People with his Comedy style are often intelligent.He can analyze comedians and jump from style to style just by being himself in a natural way and i think thats werry impressive.The tradical thing is that its not Zach that are weird.Its the people that are stupid.I know exactly what he are saying in every joke even if he are sarcastic or not.Its not hard to read between the line if you are a good people person.Sorry but i just dont think people need to call a guy weird when he clearly make more sens then most people.

  • @tinashekitchen1124
    @tinashekitchen1124 Před 10 lety +10

    Hoobastank is here hahaha

  • @fahrigonzo
    @fahrigonzo Před 6 lety +1

    This music alone is just FUCK YES

  • @MarioRugeles
    @MarioRugeles Před 10 lety +13

    ..stop clapping!!

  • @jimmybrock7660
    @jimmybrock7660 Před 3 lety

    Legendary..

  • @anandabraham1792
    @anandabraham1792 Před 2 lety

    Best ever not just on snl

  • @b3An404
    @b3An404 Před 7 lety +2

    i didn't know he played piano. He's now 100% more attractive than he was before

  • @ronitchodhray
    @ronitchodhray Před 2 lety

    Best ever

  • @2Cat90
    @2Cat90 Před rokem +1

    Zach is a genius. That's all I have to say about that.

  • @ixcac.5752
    @ixcac.5752 Před 10 lety +2

    the one where he sings "Tomorrow" in a little orphan costume is way better

  • @PauloSilva-ox7xt
    @PauloSilva-ox7xt Před 5 lety +6

    The piano theme is really nice! Was he the one playing? If so he's good...

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Před rokem

    “Hey awe those Cawgo Showts?

  • @tashp9189
    @tashp9189 Před 10 lety +2

    Classic sneakers with a suit haha

  • @phillipwhaley7759
    @phillipwhaley7759 Před 3 lety +1

    zach galifianakis is sooo funny

  • @georgemayers4476
    @georgemayers4476 Před 5 lety +1

    Big fan of him