r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Him Convicted of 30 Felonies
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- čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:08 Reporting massive fraud
7:37 Daddy cool
10:03 Cook versus cook
12:10 Use a sick day
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Mr Cohn: "Contact law enforcement if anything illegal happens, but you are the one that'll be in trouble."
OP: "Okay." **Actually contacts law enforcement**
Marc and Mr Cohn: "Wait, you weren't supposed to do that."
Dude, if you actually committed a crime, don't act so smug and brag about it. You're asking for it at this point.
What a genius idea, telling someone to go to the authorities when you're committing crimes and GIVING THE PERSON WRITTEN PROOF OF IT!
The lawyer was also trying to use fear tactics by telling OP that it was illegal to even know about it and that OP would get in trouble instead if he went to the authorities. It's a good thing OP knew better.
Criminals do this to scare people.
Because people are afraid that they might be wrong.
Wow, if that’s only the *second* most toxic man the OP has known; I can’t wait to hear the stories about the top place holder.
I think that story made him realize that he was an idiot.
What crazy adult asks OTHER adults to call them DADDY AT WORK? I would evaporate out of existence if I was there!
Yo I actually knew someone who asked this! He worked lower bay at an oil change place, and when we asked him something he'd say "you gotta call me your daddy". I didn't work with him very long or else I would have had something to say about that.
*dies of cringe*
And this guy is the SECOND most toxic person OP knows?
No lie. Would definitely do what the OP did, but in the most inopportune and inappropriate places possible.
A person's making a business call? Yelling that shit out!
Wife on the other end? Yelling her man told me to only call him Daddy.
Business rush and important clientele are there? You know I can be counted on destroying his public image.
He's crazy like a fool... Yep, that's Daddy Cool!
Story 1: When someone has the power to bury you, best not to give them any reason to break out the shovel.
2 huge things with this video. 1) You are a human being. Do not let anyone treat you like crap regardless of where you work. And if you are unhappy, leave. Get to a place where you are appreciated and valued. 2) Don’t let your boss or supervisor make you feel bad about taking time off. Especially because of being “short staffed” one of the lamest excuses ever. You’re short staffed because your place is garbage.
Not everyone can leave their place of employment when things get bad. It can be hard to find a new job and there’s no telling how long you’ll go without any income if you leave with nothing lined up.
@@kranberry3318 Exactly.
If OP had gone to the IRS maybe he could have gotten a reward for mark's tax evasion.
ooooohhh this is extremely fitting especially during tax season
Ponzi schemes require people to buy shares/invest money. It's different from not reporting income/tax evasion.
@@fnvfan0145 No clue about the American laws for that but couldn't they get him for operating a ponzi scheme alone? That's illegal in Germany for example. § 16 paragraph 2 law against unfair competition.
@@friedrichderhohevonweedman6093 probably, afaik they're still illegal in USA and their SEC investigates those.
@@fnvfan0145 90 percent of the time a person is involved in these schemes they feel so narcissistic that they think that they're above the law that they won't even do their taxes.
Happy Valentine’s Day to rslash and his wife!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day to Dabney and his Wife! Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! And Happy Feb. 14 to those who hate it
Hate is a strong word but it's clearly just a gimmicky commercial holiday that's meant to make folks buy shit for their spouse/bf/gf lol
@@Xarosai lol it works 🤣
I would be calling that dude Daddy Cool all the time too. Be careful what you ask for around certain people. We'll give exactly what you want sometimes
He's crazy like a fool... Yep, that's Daddy Cool
You do not mess with the cook in the military even if your one too, no food means no energy, no soldiers and complete collapse. The cook complaining should've known that
At least in the military you can kinda fight back like this. Because it's not about profits, you're not losing customers, so you can tell them to go crumple their balls and eat shit and they have to just go and do that.
In Germany we say: "Ohne Mampf, kein Kampf!"
That first story was priceless. They're really gonna tell OP to go to the authorities while they're committing crimes? lmao
Also, to my fellow single folk on this valentine's day, treat yourself to something nice. c: Consider showing appreciation to your platonic friends, too!
I'm treating myself to beer ( German lager) Single Malt Scotch a packet of nice cigars and a nice steak 😋
esport match + champions league match dw
A friend and I decided to be lonely together. We get get to twice! Valentine's Day where they are from is on a different date.
F that. I gotta work two jobs today. Then I gotta sleep for 5-6 hours before I head to work tomorrow.
@@Tae320 wtf are you on about?
HAPPY VALENTINES BABES! ❤ Remember you always have the Rslash community! Love y’all!
I love malicious compliance ! Happy Valentines day to everyone! Have a great day!
Did that lawyer really admit to their client COMMITTING WIRE FRAUD???? WHAT?????!?!
That first story basically concludes with "it's not about the money, it's about the principle of the thing" which is my favourite kind of win in a finance related situation where the money is affordably lost. I've had two customers try to not pay me in my time as a self employed gardener, and both times I got the money through sheer polite persistence. Even if someone only owed me 50 bucks, I'd pursue it to the ends of the earth to get it paid. I can afford to invest the time and money to do so, the next guy might not be able to. It's about the principle of the thing. 🙂
Happy Valentine's day to everyone. Hope you all have a good one.
I am not
Thx. :D
@@Walton_FURY why?
You tooo
You too
Re: 1st story - when my brother was in school to be a police officer, he loved quoting one of his mentors - "most criminals stupid themselves into prison." Truer words were never spoken.
The vast majoity of them would be farther ahead if they just put the same amount of effort into an honest job as they put into trying to find the shortcut to the easy life, and without the risk of jail on top of it! If they are too stupid to see what is obvious to most people, they probably aren't going to be so good at crime, either.
Military cooks make some of the best food, but if you want to enjoy it, don't mess with them. I've seen hockey puck burgers and fries buried under a mountain of salt among other things. They will get petty. Let them do things their way and you'll usually get the best meal you can with what they have, whether it's lobster or powdered eggs.
The best baker I ever knew was a mess cook on my Navy ship, early 1980s. He was about as big around as he was tall. His bread and cakes were epic!
On the other hand, several other mess cooks were Filipinos, and ruined a lot of good meat by currying it. Threw me off curry gor twenty years! 😆
If that's the second most toxic person OP has ever known, the first must truly be awful.
I think it's time that we get some wholesome content, like drama is fun and all but every now and again some wholesomeness is good for the soul
One topic at a time and click does wholesome content, Vincey is very wholesome even though he reads some bad stuff, idk if this helps but I'd recommend them
"Second most toxic man I ever met."
Kind of scared to ask.. who was the first?
Story 2: **in best Palpatine voice** henceforth…you shall be known as…Daddy…Cool…
Any time I had to fart, I would save it for a moment when I knew I would have to say Daddy Cool. So it'd be like Hey, Daddy Cool *BLORTCH* Ahh shit that one's gonna itch later.
I read that in his voice…
He's crazy like a fool... Yep, that's Daddy Cool
The idea that taking a whole day holiday because you needed to leave a few minutes early is malicious compliance rather than abuse of employees is bizarre.
What a great day already. A late winter snow coats the ground, I woke up with my girlfriend, and we get our first apartment today! I have R/ and nothing to complain about this morning. What a good day that has promise of chocolate and flowers this evening :)
Petition for RSlash making 2 videos per week with just wholesome content
That "Daddy Cool" man got stopped in his tracks, before he could be high enough to be called "Rasputin" by his employees...
Lucky there's no "Brown Girl" stuck in "The Ring" of the event, or "Plantation Boy" that would've fallen victim for the guy's power trip; otherwise, everything and everyone would drown in his "Oceans of Fantasy", just for him to get what he wants!
Yes, this is what you got by being a Boney M fan!😁
*_Never_* go to anyone in the company or on the company's payroll when you find evidence (actual, tangible, "holds up in court" kind of evidence) of illegal activities.
Always go straight to a lawyer of your own from a different firm to the one your company deals with, or to law enforcement depending on the illegal activity you've discovered.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S Y'ALL! Self love isn't selfishness, it's just love. Celebrate yourself this holiday
First story: Mr. Cone has some balls of steel to dare someone with evidence to call authorities. I bet Mark was pissed at Mr. Cone when he found out who made the spark that burned his scheme.
Sgt Sandwich is the type of person that corrects people when they call it a "chow hall" instead of a "Dining Facility."
Second story reads to me like undiagnosed mental health issues
A felony is a minimum 1 year in prison. So 30 felonies is a minimum 30 years. And judges tend to lean closer to the maximum the more felonies one is charged with
That is not correct. There's a range of minimums. 5 years, no years, 10 years, fees only, and that varies on jurisdiction as well.
Hey rslash. I don't know if you'll see this, but everyone needs a break every once in a while. If you don't take a break every once in a while, it can cause major health issues! Don't go killing yourself over publishing youtube videos every single day. Take at least 2 weeks a year. Have a great day! ~fightingblind~
Don't worry, he doesn't record them every single day, he just releases one every day.
I had a boss like the man in the second story.
He was a power hungry man child and bullied me for two seasons to the point I self harmed. 😢
I got out and was not able to get revenge on him-the only revenge I want is getting a higher rank job and being a better boss than he ever was.
First story sounds exactly like that Chris Kirchner guy! Juicy story. We're talking Goldman Sachs investor level juicy!
And if I'm not mistaken, it's that exact story. Article online is just *chefs kiss* after being able to hear this from another side.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Dabney and all who watch his channel! Have a great day
I would have been saying Daddy Cool in the most flamboyant and girly voice I can with a whiny undertone.
I would have followed him around playing Daddy Cool by Boney M
First story - the lawyer wasn’t afraid of OP calling the cops because most people won’t.
Lawyers are slime.
the great thing about Darth Daddy Cool is that whenever he says something you don't like in the future, you just have to say "Sure thing Mr Boss Daddy Cool Sir!" with a totally sarcastic tone, and he immediately will think twice about his new great "idea" :P
they're crazy like a fool,
when their boss is daddy cool!
DADDY! DADDY COOL! DADDY! DADDY COOL!
Can we all agree that the daddy cool is basically Micheal Scott 🤣
I will say with the last story it's entirely possible that they are specific about breaks, overtime and time off for good reasons. I know some companies are strict on mandatory breaks and overtime policies to prevent exploitation and wage theft
1st story: When someone gives you something in writing, hold on to that and make copies. They might put an arsehole behind bars.
Someone "freaking out" over not liking something *they chose themselves* is a big red flag.
And something unimportant like stationary!? YOU chose it, guy 🙄🤦♂️
Loving this title
Happy Valentine’s Day or alone day yall.
Happy Valentine's everyone! I hope y'all's candy is sweet and yummy!!
I hate managers who get nuts over time keeping. It's especially bad when employees are forced to use PTO because they occasionally need an hour or less to leave early/arrive late. We have a manager like this at my job. My friend worked for her and she would stalk the door to their office waiting to see if my friend was 5 minutes late in the morning or back from lunch. Now 5 or 10 minutes doesn't matter at all to the work we do. Any other dept would either ignore it because it works out over time OR allow you to make it up by leaving a few minutes late. Mind you, we don't clock in or out. This manager insisted she take PTO in 5 or 10 minute increments. 😡
Daddy cool story guy was working for a genuine lolcow. I would've done my best to play along and get him to act even more eccentric.
as my Daddy always says... Never mess with the cook. or in this case a sandwich maker.
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I hope everyone is having a fantastic day
Happy valentines day! I expected an episode of r/relationships. As it is valentines day. Xx
Lawyer: "If you don't like it, call the cops"
OP: "Aight, bet"
Lawyer: *shocked Pikachu face*
4:36 huh? Is this lawyer acknowledging that his client committed fraud?
the boss in the second story reminds me of Jimmy in that King of the Hill Episode where Bobby gets a job at the race track
Imagining rslash's wife hearing him yell "daddy cool" makes my entire day
Happy Valentine's day to everyone, may you have a great day with your loved ones 💗💌🤘🏼
second 2: I had a boss just like OP where he would get mad over the small thing and once the problem was solved, he still yelled at me or someone else and it was horrible andhe was a horrible boss and his business was slow and shady as hell and I won't even be surprised his business got shut down
I hope you made this in advance and are spending a lovely day with your wife!
I can just imagine trying to buy something at a shop and suddenly someone bursts out the back door and walks up to the person serving you while calling them "DADDY COOL" in a loud voice. Several times
That second story just makes me think of unchecked bipolar and/or anger management, but the constant flip flop plus the irrationality of the arguments home boy needs therapy and meds
Today's mug shot was funny as hell. Why hasn't anyone pointed out how awesome the click bait mug shots are. Where do you find these people r'slash🤜🤛🤟
Happy valentine Rslash ! 👉👈 for you 🍫
Gotta have that r/ in the background while passionately hugging on valentine's day
“Go to the cops then, lol”
You FOOL
"Done!" Doom on him. 😡
First story: One reason why I am not a big fan of r/maliciouscompliance is because they can be hard to understand. I understood nothing from the first story and it would be nice if someone could explain it to me.
2nd story..He was Crazy like a fool. XooX
Mark: *Flips out about stationary *
Me: Ok, Patrick Bateman.
the "Thank you for your customer service" got me weak!
NEVER. Mess with the person serving your food.
Yo Dabney! My husband encountered a male Karen at work and his boss got mr. Karen on video, but get this - he’s the dude from that tattoo show, inked! Dude didn’t want to pay for his meal after he ate over half of it lol. If I get the video, where should I send it?
Daddy Cool story- I know someone who’s real birth name is Daddy Cool. I kid you not. This kind of crap is so prevalent that our country instituted a law wherein your child’s name must be approved by the gov’t. Every year the ‘paper’ releases a list of rejected names. It’s ridiculous.
Does anyone else have problems with rslash showing up on their home page when it is uploaded? I can refresh 10 times and it still won’t show up. I can go to the rslash page and it still won’t show up. I can force close CZcams and reopen it and it still won’t show up. It takes 2-4 minutes of trying various methods to get it to show up. This only happens if I already have CZcams open at drop time. If I open my phone and then open CZcams after drop time, rslash is right there at the top. WTAF.
Who cares? At least it appears at some point. Nothing is lost.
Happy snow day to: yall from: Washougal
*listens to 1st story*
wait I thought this was malicious compliance not pro revenge
lol
Sometimes, it's both
@@spectrelead and that's what makes it extra good
@@chriscarpenter3370 Indeed. Best stories are the ones that can go on d3+1 subreddits at the same time
Happy single awareness day!
Mr. Cohn is a funny name for French speakers because “con” means “dickhead,” “idiot,” or the like 😆
Have a good valentines day people,if ur single then just go ruin people's dates if u want
Boney M (the band that did “Rasputin”) had a song and album called “Daddy Cool”. I wonder if he was a fan…?
Happy valentines day!
Day 3 of saying its ok to take a brake or go to more Wholesome subreddit every now and then
lol with the first one and op calling them mark all I'm thinking of is the movie "the other woman"
Okay that math, 5+85=90, so was the other 10% of the money from someone who wasn't impotant to the story?
That's just tripped me up a bit. Happy V-Day all
I call it Singles Awareness Day
hey rslash, i wasn't kidding when i said COVER WHOLESOME STORIES. We'd love to see it!!
the daddy cool thing sounds like something micheal scott would do
Happy Valentines day!
Happy Valentines day to all my singles, couples, complicationships and platonic friendships out there- Yalls have a good day
From now on call me daddy cool 😂😂😂
Happy valentines day yall
DADDY COOL XD
👍
1:38 Stationery*
"Daddy cool" I... have no words.
Where do you find these thumbnails? 😂
In the first story did we ever hear about that customer Paul guy again which he said was gonna come up later in the story? 🤔
Crazy
daddy cool killed me, are these people for real? 😅
Let Dabney have a break 2023
happy valentines day, daddy cool. 😎
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