Straight People Gotta Stop
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hetero no! please stop!
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if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!
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Woah, *I'm offended*
bucko
Yesh Please *offended in gay*
This is hilarious, str8 ppl b crazy. But we still love y’all lol
“don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” *has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard* 😂
I KNOOWWWW I thought they made that as a joke 💀💀💀
Right 😂😂 How can you be an unfaithful ‘loyal’ man, like what does that even mean
"Dont lose a faithful man bc hes unfaithful" basically how that "advice" sounds
babygxx and that’s what makes it even better
lmao
I’m gay, but Kurtis is cool, but no hetero tho
ahaha i love this comment😂
Suspicious
Oh God this is my favourite comment 🤣
Best one yet 😂😂
I suspect bs
If cutting out your eyes makes your boyfriend happy, that isn’t your boyfriend. That’s the mayor of Prague.
I noticed your joke ! It was fun 😂
Nice. 👍
Stinky
LMFAOAOAO
Makin it stinky
Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.
They're secretly gay duh
@@Atlas_here5580 lack of attraction towards women doesn't equal misogyny.
@@wrathofthelamb318 dude it was a joke, im well aware of that
Boomers came from a time where divorce was largely frowned upon. And then my grandparents are just stubborn.
The guy can't leave because back in the 60's and he was still young, he never felt like he needed to learn how to cook healthy food or keep a house clean. He needs an experienced woman to do it for him. But truly, both of the spouses stay because of a feeling of security. Deep down, they despise each other but would rather hang on to each other than die alone.
“i never asked you to cut your eyes out and sell your leg why would you do that to yourself”
the girlfriend: ⚫️👄⚫️
I actually laughed at this and I ain't even mad😂
Hhaahahahha
underrated comment^^
Oh my word 😂😂😂
👀👄👀
Theres nothing hotter than a dude who's comfotable with his sexuality tbh
IREALLYWANNASLEEP exactly
the bar is so low for you guys
Yes!! Maybe my opinion doesn't count since I'm a gay woman, but seeing how comfortable Tom Holland is with his sexuality is one of the main reasons why he'll be the only man I find attractive
@@whalienabi I knoow what you're talking about as a gay male women who're comfy with themselves really be makin bi
there is: woman
There are two types of elderly couple
The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money
And the two most wholesome people you will ever know
There is absolutely no in between.
they've either been married for 60 years and are the kindest people in the world, or they would kill each other at any given chance
Well my grandparents get along great. They were friends since childhood
My grandparents used to be the most wholesome people ever
How about the old couple that's like super annoyed with each other's bad habits but is like "Well I've put up with you this long... shit, might as well keep on going."
@@Jupiter-T that's the first type
The only time I've ever seen a gender reveal party I actually liked was one for a pregnant horse.
thats amazing
Ya, horses are pretty great
I hoped they named the baby horse “equestrianne”
did they make any horse puns
12:05 no. Ur making me mad. You’re getting on my nerves.
there's a difference between straight people and Straight People
But what about straight People
Facts
Exactly. Just like music and music
Ocen Cat I think you mean music and Music
theres straight people and straight people™️
The gender reveal joke now is so depressingly funny
he rlly did predict the future
I was hoping that someone would comment this.
This is like the second time he has done some predicting 2020 shit and it’s weird. I’m here for it but woah. Also so despresssing
Savannah Harris When was the first time?
Avery his cop video lmao
Ok but as a gay, that Shrek wedding looks lit af.
Same
same
same
same
same
As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen
This dude predicted that a gender reveal party will burn down something.
Holy shit he really did
damn he really did
I was about to comment this lol
It’s okay guys u can calm down it’s happened quite a few times 4heads
something being california...
that extra greeting hits different when you’re non-heterosexual
the peace signs hit like a one-two punch
Ya XD
True mate word
😳👉🏽👈🏽
that’s because everybody has the same rights
I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy.
On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons.
A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal.
Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!
Not exactly. Gay men are generally the happiest couples. Lesbians are generally the most abusive. Heterosexual couples are in the middle.
All true, also keep in mind that straight relationships are statistically much much much more likely, so the number of unhealthy straight relationships is astronomically higher by default
I mean, isnt straight relationships like 80 or maybe 90% of the world’s population? It makes sense that there r A LOT of unhappy straight relationships, not just bc of expectations.. being in an lgbt relationship doesnt mean u’ll be happy. It just depends on how ppl handle their relationships.. im concern why make a general assumption of straight relationships.
amatonormativity ✨
This is weird take. A lot of these kinds of relationships are relegated to older generations. It's more culture specific than sexuality specific. I've seen amazing and crappy marriages of many sexualities, people's generations are more indicative of this
Chill cool dude that respects other people’s sexuality’s and genders/pronouns. Respect.
"don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful"
do u even know what loyal means bro
Surprised loyal is even spelled right
wooosh
@@K1llswitchkat do u know what wooosh means my guy
I read this just as the part came in the video
“Don’t lose a loyal man even though he isn’t really a loyal man”
when that girl said "our world" she was telling him she's a commie
For our Motherland, Comrades!
No comrade... OUR WORLD
*we are commies
Communist 101
Rom coms... more than commerades
don’t lose a *loyal* man bc he’s *occasionally unfaithful* is WILD
if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.
perfectly said
True and in India it's much worse because here the entire families get married and more often then not the woman is expected to take care of not only the husband but also his parents since they live in the same house (kids moving out from their parents house is frowned about here since it's considered "abandoning"). It is slowly getting better though 🤞🏻
i cried while reading this
why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies
He is too powerful
He can't control his power of _green screen_
why do we just....accept it?? LMAO
@@skeletiddes because he's our mayor
skeletiddes cause he's the mayor and we've gotta be nice to him
"Babe whats your biggest fear?"
"Definitely wasps"
"NO, you were supposed to say losing me!"
"Idk wasps are pretty scary"
"I think you should BEE a little more romantic"
Operatic Egg I tip my hat to you.
Princess Neica
Ya like jazz?
Bahahahaha. Good one
@Savannah Phillips wheres the b
As a straight person I apologize for these peoples actions
Congratulations on coming out as straight 😞🤠
As a straight white guy, this is the reason I don't judge a group by it's worst members
Bro why someone reply with "stay mad"? You seem like a pretty chill person
@@LowSelf-EsteemLord Thanks, so do you
@@Mostly_Roblox thank you!
@@LowSelf-EsteemLord You're welcome
That gender reveal joke was so far ahead of its time.
💀
not really it was a joke abt the one that happened in arizona i think
@@larrybarry5303 I will have to check that out
@@Carston1475 did you ever check it out :(
Yeah,I can agree that's hypocritical.
"Welcome to my world."
_"Our_ world now."
**Soviet Anthem starts playing**
ARR YOU KIRRIN ME, IDIA? Lmaoooooo 😂
Wtf 😅
☭ for the motherland! ☭
i still relevant
no
my city now
Well y'know, red is the color of love and sharing is caring, so communism
As a not straight I am not straight
Basil pfp somehow incredibly accurate
basil pfp checks out
@@fernmist5411 real
If men hate their wife, why don’t they try men?
This is actually how I found out I was bi
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON congrats!
me???? a heterophobic???? of course not! I even have friends who are... like that.
Yeah. I have the b-word pass, too. Them breeders are wack.
@@CZcamsChannel-uw4bd how-
lottie why-
@@CZcamsChannel-uw4bd because i want to know lol-
Yeah, i mean, the... ˢᵗʳᵃⁱᵍʰᵗˢ... Are fine, as long as they don’t, like, shove it down my throat or anything, like i dont want my kids to see that, not gonna let them turn my darlings straight you know
I was horrified to realize I haven't been subscribed....I thought I had been for months. I'm now mortified because I've been claiming that extra greeting for half a year without actually joining. What a deep and lasting moral failing, I am ashamed.
You should be ashamed.
@@aquaticangel3380 Deeply, deeply ashamed.
well congrats on becoming an official resident of Kurtistown
Give us back our greetings, thief!
It happens to the best of us
as a demisexual trans male, straight white men that aren’t kurtis make me so uncomfortable 😭
man you gotta use commas, i thought you were sayin you were a demisexual trans male straight white men for a second
@@smoceany9478 you are so funny (im not bein sarcastic i just think ur neat)
@@smoceany9478 HELPP 💀 my bad bro
Bro is confident in his identity and comfortable in his masculinity. High key god tier dood. We love a great ally!
me: oh cute baby! what’s its name?
straight white woman: well it’s a GIRL, she’s wearing pink socks. and her name is drywall, thank you
Inaccurate
It'd be named Drie-wa'al
200th like let's goo
Because that’s how it felt like making her
@@MeltingMellons NAILED IT😂😂😂
@@MeltingMellons isn't that the case with every straight couple?
you think kurtis realizes most of his audience is lgbtq+
lmao def
@@diosol_ probably
We just think he's neat!
Hope so
yes he's pandering to us and i'm here for it :,)
the whole "has this ever happened to you" is genuinely my favorite kurtis skit and i have no idea why
SAME
as a bi man nothing makes me happier than seeing people make fun of straights
lol
You mean The StraightsTM?
Don’t lose a loyal man just because he’s not loyal
Ikr
You're hurting my brain right now
It makes sense you can’t lose a loyal man because the man is loyal
True
Haha wisdom talk.
“Straight People Gotta Stop”
Me, a straight: Yes, yes they do
dig bick • 7 years ago :)))
The 7 years ago almost got me
woah you pranked me buddy
Heehee
Ha same
"I'm straight but... that's incredible" reminded me of when I got my license it was raining and my examiner said almost nothing the whole time he didn't have to until I pointed out a double rainbow and this 45 y/o man looked up from his clipboard for a sec and said "that's gay" and I almost burst out laughing
You know straight tiktok is bad when even straight guy cringes at them
Straights TM: Kids are too young to know their sexuality
Also Straights TM: *Asks two year old boy if he has a girlfriend yet*
TM?
@@dog_boy5123 trademark, as in Straights™
Who tf asks a two year old if they have a girlfriend
@@illuminati0ficcial493 Straights™. Pay attention
@@illuminati0ficcial493 pedos who need to be send to hell
my therapist: eyeless kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you
eyeless kurtis: ⚫👄⚫
2:41 😲😲
Lmao
Oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖
Izuku Midoryia lmaoooo
MY NIGHTMARE
I’m a gay male, can agree some straight people are weird but so are lgbtq sometimes
Did my guy just buy a cello for one skit 💀💀💀 as a cellist I think everyone should have a cello
That’s what I was thinkingg, he should give that cello to me instea
Maybe he or someone that lives with him plays a cello 🧍♀️
@@laysthechip3356 you deserve a cello
@@user-fg8ie2ix9s if he plays the cello imma lose my shit
i’m so proud of kurtis for coming out as straight
bts gay i love your username
@@socialnorm3295 -i fucking hate your name-
*same*
「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 its better than chicken scratches
「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 omfg I legit *wheezed*-
It’s so brave of him😌🥺
why is no one talking about how kurtis has a cello
i was looking through the comments for this ahaha
hexmum i was looking for this comment!
i was lokking for this comment too
He rented it just for the joke 😭
I was so confused when i saw it lmao
5:38
„Strumming my pain with his fingers" taken to a whole new level
4:36 "and when I tried to fight that guy *cause his tank top was messing with my vibe* "
I can't stop thinking about this line I Think It's the funniest thing on earth
Kurtis gives off such bi energy I forgot he was straight.
I honestly- thought he was bi cause one he made this video, and two *he gives of big bisexual vibes*
seriously thought he was bi
Trueee jajaja
I am bi I thought he was one of us :,(
Alisa Jacobs he is but god forgot to flip the switch
there’s straight white guys, then there’s guys who just so happen to be white and straight
y’all please, all i did was make a joke that related to the video, there’s no need to get political in the replies
^^^
this comment is perfect
facts
Wait why does this make so much sense
this is so simple and makes so much sense.
straight white guys are very different from Straight White GuysTM
the thing about straight people taking stuff like marriage for granted seems true. I mean, I feel like that's human nature anyway. you take for granted what you already have. we don't have the ability to get married in a lot of places so we are grateful for everything we're allowed to have.
As a trans woman dating a bisexual man, my biggest fear is ending up like this
lol happy pride month
Dont worry love! Youre in the clear
Your boyfriend is not bisexual, he’s properly just fluid or pansexual since he’s into trans.
@michaelcalle2981 bisexual is two or MORE genders first of all, bi people can date nonbinary people, trans people, cis people, etc. also trans women are women so whatever you’re trying to say doesn’t have any real basis.
@@leeh4669 OK first bisexual means only liking 2/both genders, it doesn't mean liking more then 2 genders and its annoying how many people are trying to change the definition, also there's only 2 biological genders which are male and female so transgender women are still biologically men. If they are attracted to trans or non binary then they aren't bisexual but pans or fluid.
kurtis: I'm straight
also kurtis whenever talking about straights: *they're*
@Meghan Turner I mean yeah but it's fine if u didn't find it funny humour is subjective
I liked the joke
@@samueltevege2498 thank you Samuel you're a real one 😌🥺
@@samueltevege2498 me too! :)
@@lia6569 you're also a real one Lia
Straight people: "Stop forcing your sexuality onto everyone, especially children"
Also straight people: "My 5 year old son is such a lady's man." "Look at those two oppositely-gendered kids over there on the playground; it looks like they're dating."
EXACTLY
Adults did this shit to me all the time as a kid. It made me so uncomfortable and as teen/young adult I get angry thinking about it.
or when they sexualise babies by putting them in those outfits that say something like "I like sucking on titties"
Honestly tho lol
@@parrotperson those outfits are so cringey and gross. Why would someone want to put their baby in that? It's not funny just weird.
as a bisexual girl, i know you didn’t just diss the shredding (shrek wedding)
SHREDDING
How dare you call the shrek wedding cringe, I am disappointed in you
After the Shrek marriage, they can have Shrex
@@Jawley_ HEJQIJSISKS(SKS 💀💀💀💀
Those boomer "jokes" about hating their spouses have always made me so uncomfortable. How are they going to tell me I should be getting married when they make it look like hell. Do the world a favour and just divorce.
YESS. They make me feel so weird, my mom sometimes posts them and.....ahhh. they're in a happy marriage too, which makes it even weirder🤦♀️
These aren't boomer jokes. I see them from EVERYONE
Agreed
@@DiggyDiggy1919 They are definitely boomer originated. ppl from the later gens just adopted it.
DiggyDiggy19 yeah u kinda right, toxic dating culture be like that. it’s just so mainstream.
im straight but kissing the homies goodnight is where its at
Ong
i wish i could kiss the homies goodnight :(
I'll be more concern if you *didn't* kiss homies gn
you aint real homies if it aint a lil gay💯
Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay tho? 🤔
As a straight person, I apologize for my sexualities actions of dumbness.
As a pansexual genderfluid person, i forgive you
I’m gay and seeing this video title legit made my day 10x better
Better knowing that an entire sexuality is being actively harassed by those complaining about stereotypical behavior? Grow up.
kurtis: have you ever seen cringy, heterosexual stuff?
my parents: i am actually... the president of the company.
C e o o f h o m o p h o b i c a b u s e r - my dad
@@thatsonyou6093 Are you okay tho? Does he abuse you?
My whole school: I am actually the president of the company
@@lvely4126 (The abuse has nothong to do with the homophobia btw) but he abuses my mom
@@thatsonyou6093 That's still really worrying... Maybe you should tell someone who could help?
"i feel like i moved houses, cuz that was a lot to unpack" is one of kurtis's best jokes
I love it so much
Damn I wanna like this but it was at 420 likes
HOLY SHIT I'VE LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING BEFORE!
I 100% agree
That's sad
As a queer person watching a straight guy make fun of other straight people is a form of entertainment I didn't know I needed lmao
As a straight person I have decided to turn right today. Thank you kurtis
Straight, gay, pansexual and bisexual people with a sense of humour: haha that's funny
Weird straight people: **anger**
Tbh
Ya XD
Bisexual people go with you guys
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hanna I like this comment tbh
Honestly the worst straight memes and stuff involve “sacrifice yourself to your lover and ignore their glaring faults” it’s horrible and perfect for helping normalize abusive relations
The dude speaks the truth, straight stuff really does try to normalize abuse and all
Black Knight Fool you do realize there talking about memes not people, right? Just a little advice if you were more careful about making anything more personal to you than it should you would be a lot happier and less stressed in life. Since you kind of miss the whole point of the original statement and made it about you instead of the issue at had.
Black Knight Fool in you heart do you really believe there was a malicious intent against the entire straight community because the original comment talked about “normalizing abuse is bad”? So is that an a good thing? The way you pull up sources and point fingers makes it seem like you have no intention to empathize with others and chose to blame shift instead, and yet you’re last source implies that you are more concerned with the empathy of a gay man with feminist, lesbians, and women . I didn’t think you were going to reply with this much of everything, but since you did reply and seem pretty passionate I’m now very intrigued and just want to have a conversation to know why this is affecting you so much
“DO IT👹🖕” I’m going to use that as my morning motivation
As part of the LGBT community, we certainly have our cringe too.
kurtis, as a lesbian, please know i would die for you
i misread this and assumed you were calling kurtis a lesbian
Omnical LMFAOO SAME
@@omnical6135 me too
Omnical OML-
he is our lesbian emotional support boy
I can’t believe kurtis isn’t a lesbian
Kurtis: Hey I’m lesbian
virginwhorexoxo: I thought you were American-
virginwhorexoxo I subscribed to you because I like your username and profile picture💛
cute name btw
But I thought he is. He has a girlfriend isnt that the definition of lesbianism🤔
no hes canadian
THE STRAIGHTS IM THE COMMENTS?? LMAO
It’s so funny why are they so mad😭lmao
Finally, a true ally
I’m bi which means I like girls and Kurtis
Same
quackity!!
quakity
Me too
so true
kurtis coming out as a “straight white guy” is so brave 😔✊
I mean he did essentially break the hearts of half his audience 💔
@brandon roberts bro leave us alphabet ppl alone we DONT actually hate str8 ppl damn😔✊🏿
I am also a straight white guy
@brandon roberts calm down man. i can't recall meeting a fello alphabet person that actually hates yall. that opinion has to be rare
Love you bro but IMAGINE if this video was about gay couples 😂😂😂
The people who make the "I hate my wife and marriage" jokes are usually the ones to shame young people for not wanting to marry or have kids
like they're part of the reason
Once in my life I am happy to be queer
Hello people welcome WHAT IS VINCENT’S SEXUALITY!!!!????!?! Well I’m Omni with a preference for men andddd a trans man! Also Aroace!
What my sexuality and gender identity mean!!! :))
Trans: identify as the opposite gender than you were assigned at birth (in my case I identify as male after being assigned female at birth)
Omni: Pansexual but with a preference (I believe)
Aroace: Asexual (feel little to no sexual attraction) and Aromatic (feel little to no romantic attraction)
@@FreshBakedPi00 epic
hellooo i am nonbinary and pansexual i think
@@FreshBakedPi00 so i have no idea about this subject but i read the difference between omni and pan is that omni ignores the other persons gender and will date everyone but pan will date everyone but still keeps in mind the other persons gender. does that make any sense? idk man im just stupid
Ladies and dudes: If you want to get married to a man and he starts making 'the old ball and chain' and 'soon my freedom ends' kinda jokes, dump him
Lisa Stan and the man goes “iSSa JokE WhY aRE yOU sO seNsEtive” lmao def dump him
i will never in my life understand why its so hard to just... not marry if u dont want to. like i know peer pressure is a thing but. saying no is also a thing? maybe im just too inexperienced in romance? i dont know???
@@thevoid6990 tbh I think a lot of it is pressure from society and how you're expected to get married and have children so many think they need marriage to be happy and marry sooner than they were ready for. And I guess some of it is toxic masculinity because some are just so old fashioned that they think showing emotions and being excited about their marriage is unmanly. But idk some might be just assholes
I read this as “Ladies and Ducks”
Lisa Stan agree! He’s secretly a boomer. Run!
I’m glad Kurtis, as a straight guy, recognizes the difference between normal straight folk and. The Straights.
steakjoke yuppppp
😂😂😂
I wish more straight people would get that and stop being offended the second we ramble about some straight bullshit.
@@Violent4rain is that ethan lmao
Yes I hate it when people don’t understand the difference
If anything, someone selling their legs and eyes for me would just create an unhealthy dependence on me which would be hella irritating. Like, please and by all means, live your best damn life. Your awesomeness exists outside of the monetary value of your parts or the act of selling organs. And if you’re gonna sell your organs and/or limbs anyway, buy something nice for yourself
Kurt, there was a lot to learn from this video..we're doing a profile in English, and you're the person i chose, to do it on and admittedly you are hilarious, you more often than most actually educate and engage critical thinking in your videos. Big props!
I’m not heterophobic, I even have straight friends, but they shouldn’t shove their lifestyle down our throats, it makes me uncomfortable especially when they do it in public:///
Ellie G LMAOOO
😂😂
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago believe it or not, the thing you failed to understand was, for once, actually satire!
it’s gross dude :/
i love ur pfp, we drank the tap water
The extra greeting really hits different when that’s basically the only human interaction you’re getting
damn that's true
yea 😭
I was about to C r y
Damn I didn’t think about it that way but yeah
That's why I subscribed in the first place, why else would you?
I thought this was titled Short people gotta stop
both true statements
i love how that implies that short people could stop being short at anytime
but just wont
after years of watching your channel on a guest account, ive finally become a citizen of kurtis town. love u kurtis 💜💜
the “has this ever happened to you” bit was a genuine fever dream
R k it was certainly kurtis’s fever dream
I thought I was having a fever dream and I would have rather woken up at a rave
Oh oh she's a Cello... just genius
Time parroxdox
that was some adults swim type shit
thinking about EquestriAnne's younger sister NeighDine...
😭😭😂 ahhhh thats good
Stop right this moment
🤣🤣
SOOO good.
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce that?
your ads are the only ones i watch bc you put them at the end of the video--mad respect
Love the mullet but revisiting your kirtis chalemet videos are always fun
this aged like fine wine with elon musk naming his kid X Æ A-12
that was probably grimes, they're really really cool
AnglicoTheMonkey aka kyle
Vic Eaton it was grimes who named her kid X Æ A-12.
edit: plus, grimes isn’t 100% straight so
Is grimes bi? She gives off that vibe.
weirdo yeah but Elon also added the A-12 part
do straight people know they're supposed to like the opposite gender?
We do think abt our sexuality and wonder what we are. After some time we find out and go on with our life. We arent "supposed" to be straight so dont bunch us in with the homophobes
@@user-xm5fo3bo3t I think they are talking about people who does this boomer jokes about woman/man being terrible and annoing
There’s really no opposite gender
@@lucassakelarios3125 huh
@@user-xm5fo3bo3t Saying there’s an opposite gender implies that there’s only two. There’s more than just two because gender is a societal construct. Non-Binary doesn’t always mean agender.
ok , that bit with the ad is gonna be what does it for me. Im gonna become a member of Kurtistown today!
Damn. My first time watching one of your videos and that extra greeting has already gotten me subscribed
"i'm a straight white guy"
weird flex but okay
I mean. It's rare nowadays (at least in the Internet)
Real life is a different country
I state my problems, other people roll their eyes. Three trips to the mall,
zero khakis in my size... I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs,
but you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my Uggs.
Haha u be big funny lololol mad funny yo lmfao #rofl lmaoaoaoaoaoaoakldpaplololop
Loyal Theorist Yes lol probably should’ve put it in quotation marks.
Woah dude that saying is dead
But the couple getting married as the Shrek characters arent straight, they're obviously bishreksual
This comment is absolutely underrated 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
They could be heteroshreksual
na na, ashreksual.
Or panshreksual
That was wrong of you to diss the Shrek and Fiona wedding, THAT was a wholesome straight moment. Everything else is cringe.
Yea I agree as a straight dude ( besides that one time )
The most cringe thing I’ve ever seen a het couple do is give birth to me
😳
Narnia 😔👊
@@narnia3026 Nice pfp lmao-
Got em
I'm just imagining both of them giving birth to you
Just like doing a fusion sequence in the hospital or somethin
Your girlfriend turned into a cello? That’s rough buddy
Essence Seabury is this an avatar reference
Has this ever happened to you?
Omar Singh indeed to honor its full return to Netflix on May 15th 😭🙏🏽
Sounds like mr struggle
Essence Seabury idk cellos are pretty thick that doesn’t sound so bad
4:00 I found that wholesome asf and I normally hate sappy things