Look at me flying around. Isn't a cool? Well I am only going to show me doing it, but not tell you how to do it. WTF is this douchebag nonsense? Down thumb.
Well he didn't last five minutes on foot, but it would be more accurate to say the didn't last five minutes of foot. Though most men don't last even five minutes of foot, traveling tends to be a turn off.
Lazlo dying anyway reminds me of the scientist in Black Mesa who tries to treat the guard injured by a sniper. I don't remember if this is the case in the original, but he's set up so if you kill the sniper before he can shoot the scientist, the scientist will panic and run into a mine field. But in Black Mesa, for some strange reason the scientist will sometimes walk slowly instead of run, giving you time to go destroy all the mines before he gets there… and spontaneously explodes. :D
Also Roggvir in Skyrim. If you kill the headsman set to execute him, he doesn't get decapitated, but WILL suffer an instantly fatal aneurysm a few seconds later anyway.
First do a 360 back away from the political official your about to treat and then do an accelerated backward bhop of the window, after you reach the border just 360 off the soldiers and then backward bhop your way to seoul
interesting fact, the sniper's bullets actually are hitscan but the sniper entity only initiates the shot after the appropriate amount of time has passed for the distance. so he fires a fake bullet first, then after the appropriate time has passed he fires the real hitscan shot as the fake shot lands. it's like a source engine hack for simulating projectiles using the existing hitscan system
I like to skip the lighthouse a little differently. There is a big rock that pretty tall and close to the big hill. What I did was initiate an accelerated back hop and then go off of the ramped surface on the rock and land on top of the hill. The level won’t be loaded in yet, so you have to drop down onto the ground and hit the level load trigger. Its way easier, and the only hard part is landing on the specific part of the rock you need to go on, which I can do in a few tries. Btw, thank you for inspiring me to learn how to bhop! HL2 would not be the same if you did not make videos about it.
That's definitely an easier way Still I like my way better because it makes me laugh and getting under the invisible push barrier over the coast cliff is a fun challenge too
Combine soldier: “command we’ve spotted Freeman!” Command: “well where is he?” Combine soldier: “he was here and then he did a 360 and flew away” Command: “what do you mean he flew away” Combine soldier: “he jumped and he flew into the sky, away from us”
Command: What?! Thats impossible! Soldier I am going to personally come over there and kick your ass for failing catch Free- *Gordon goes flying overhead* You have a good day now sir.
That tone in your voice is just the perfect mixture of sarcastic indifference towards the obstacles the game throws at you. My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing.
I used to always solve the cinderblock seesaw puzzle in Route Kanal by simply stacking the blocks and climbing up on them. For many years i had never taken notice of the seesaw.
Oh wow! I'm SO incredibly STUPID! I've messed with that stupid seesaw every single time I've played through this, not once even considering that I could stack shit! Even though I stack all over the place everywhere else in the game! I'm so glad I saw your comment, FenNick. Thank you!
1:40 *Favorite part* "You hear that? That's an AMBUSH, I feel like it would've worked better if I had to bring a some kind vehicle like a car or something."
It's much more intelligent to ABH into it at ludicrous speed and ricochet off of it into the secret cliffside path. I did it on my first playthrough, true facts no lies.
you can't unless you go really fast like in the video. there's an invisible push-box off the edge of the cliff so you need to go VERY fast to get through it. that clip took me about 50 tries of just constantly loading my last save and back hopping over and over again till I went fast enough
Actually you can carefully jump on tree branches and then to the ground without any strafes. I did it first time when I decided to complete the game with as few gunshots as I possibly could. This section involves taking down the gunship so I had to invent a way to skip it.
0:30 "Hello Doctor Freeman" Yeah what's up? "Car's all ready for ya!" Nah don't need it "Come back up Dr Freeman-" Yeah no thanks. "*voice lines overlapping*"
im really unsure on why youtube recommends me your videos every second Mr. DeSinc and yet im going to watch them every single time they pop up in my feed
"I won't last five minutes on foot? I feel like these people don't know who I am." I think they do, they realize that if you go on foot, the trip won't last five minutes before you get to your destination because your *so damn fast.*
I heard that VALVE tried stopping the forward jump acceleration in some games by giving a positive value to your backward motion, which then led to people accelerating huge speeds by jumping backwards... as we see in this video... that being said, how the hell do you know where you are going! argh. too much for this old mind...
I've watched this many times and still only now noticed that you mention specifically putting the RPG ammo in a nice pile to access later only to leave the arena as soon as you get the RPG.
Jo DeSinc. I recently found your channel. Done watching all videos. Your edits are Dope your humour is hilarious. Pls keep doing Videos, You are my hero. 360 on that zombie
At the battery gate puzzle thing, I managed to somehow shoot the jeep over the fence with the gravity gun. I really didn't want to do that puzzle huh Yeah also didn't notice a lot of people liked this comment and the creator favorited it xd thanks Oops looks like edits remove the favorite
Combine: Okay we set up a roadblock, he cant get past us- *Gordon Freeman goes flying past the blockade goin 200 mph, lands in a bucket of water and then flies off a staircase into the distance*
2:30 so that doesnt work anymore, they put an invisible wall there. You now have to jump the bay, towards where laszlo is, and then go into the load trigger from the other side. Its pretty easy
Look at me flying around. Isn't a cool? Well I am only going to show me doing it, but not tell you how to do it.
WTF is this douchebag nonsense? Down thumb.
Pin of shame
Sooner or later ya gonna get shamed on by the other commenters, delete while you can
You watch desinc for the casual game breakage, not tutorials.
Congratulations.
@@ghostant2941 Of course. The internet is a haven for bottom feeders.
"he won't last five minutes on foot"
_"he won't need five minutes"_
Well he didn't last five minutes on foot, but it would be more accurate to say the didn't last five minutes of foot. Though most men don't last even five minutes of foot, traveling tends to be a turn off.
On-Plot-Point because that made so much sense
@@qualifyy it's language of the gods
His feet werent on the ground for 5 minutes
@@twobladedswordsandmauls2120 *godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*
Me: hey
Girl: *"so you wanna do a 360 back-hop away from him"*
Why is this fucking pinned after 5 years, are you ok?
@@paduz
why did he get pinned lmao
Thanks for the advice
*keep bunnyhopping and strafing away from him*
pin is no more
Only my eighth time rewatching this
Rookie numbers
Amauri Camillo-Wilson those are rookie numbers. Bring those up man
omg, yes, same here dude
ive watched this a cumulative 37 times
Amoori only 8? Why not 76?
Lazlo dying anyway reminds me of the scientist in Black Mesa who tries to treat the guard injured by a sniper.
I don't remember if this is the case in the original, but he's set up so if you kill the sniper before he can shoot the scientist, the scientist will panic and run into a mine field.
But in Black Mesa, for some strange reason the scientist will sometimes walk slowly instead of run, giving you time to go destroy all the mines before he gets there… and spontaneously explodes. :D
I just killed both of them before the sniper could ez frags
Also Roggvir in Skyrim. If you kill the headsman set to execute him, he doesn't get decapitated, but WILL suffer an instantly fatal aneurysm a few seconds later anyway.
@@dragonwithamonocle Wow, the one thing that *doesn't* break that intro sequence! :P
@@Monody512 Actually... Roggvir is in Solitude.
@@dragonwithamonocle Ah, you're right. I was thinking of the unnamed Stormcloak soldier in the intro.
"- You can't always 360 your problems away Gord-
- You bet." **flies away**
Correction:
-" ... " *flies away*
Vortex Paradox
Correction
-"..." **flies away**
-Thats where you're wrong kiddo *litteral shitstorm of combine fly into view*
why does everyone say he flies away
HE DRIVES AWAY UNLES THAT YOUR TELLING ME THE SUIT IS A JET NOT A JET CAR!!!!!1
jeez ppl
> 5 days ago
> 1k+ likes
what is going on here??
thanks I will use these next time
When will the slav stop going through wormholes and going to other dimensions
Whoot Boris is here
Borisss!!!!!
could this be next video is hl2?
still no half life video blyat
This is how Kim Jong Un's surgeon escaped North Korea.
First do a 360 back away from the political official your about to treat and then do an accelerated backward bhop of the window, after you reach the border just 360 off the soldiers and then backward bhop your way to seoul
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen Thanks! I was always stuck trying to speedrun level 3 of "Kim Jong Un: revengeance" thanks for the tip!
Lmfao
I wish i could speedrun north korea
I searched up desinc flight simulator and got this video.
i mean he does fly
He fli
this is desinc flight simulator
Wait I got- nvm I wont be that guy
Pinned lol
0:30
"Hey Dr. Freeman, the Car is ready for you"
*flies away*
COME BACK UP DR. FREEMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE
"Hello Dr.Freeman, the Car is all ready for you, come bac-up Dr-ill lover it up."
od car is for pussy *hop back ward at 3 mach*
"Mmm nah I don't need it."
od K
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's fucking gordon freeman flying
Its a bird!
ITS A PLANE!
ITS GoRdAn FrImEAn!!1!1!!1!!1
its a bird
its a plane
its a birdon breebird
Yeah
Backwards
XDD
2:24 "So you wanna do a 360 back-hop away from him, that's the most insulting way to do it."
favorite line lol
My recommends keep showing this,and I watch it everytime
Same here
Yeah me just watched it like the 6th time as well right now
No one like. It's at 666 likes.
I can't even like it.
"Yeah what's up?"
"Car's all ready fo-..."
"Nah don't need it". Lol.
I actually beat it that way on my first playthrough.
Yeah.
Yeah me too. It was like 2 hours of walking.
*fly's away.*
"welp, time to sell it on ebay."
1000th like, i feel accomplished
Abysswalker COMEBACKUPDR.FREEMAN
0:48
I like that you're hopping backwards at Mach 3 and the part you feel like explaining is that water negates fall damage
Yo wtf so low likes but its pinned
Don't worry I wouldn't want to play this shitty game for too long either
Thomas Byrne Glitch’s are hard to perform there not common in the game, It’s a great game
That's a mood
@@thomasbyrne2879 it sounds like what a 11 year old will say to this game
I saved lazlo on my first play through. I can’t even begin to express how crushed I was when he ragdolled.
I thought he was always dead.
the finest mind of his generation :(
He finally changed the 300 to 301. I’m so proud of him.
He finally learned how to count. I'm proud of him too.
Gotta love how the sniper shots are projectiles and not hitscan.
interesting fact, the sniper's bullets actually are hitscan but the sniper entity only initiates the shot after the appropriate amount of time has passed for the distance. so he fires a fake bullet first, then after the appropriate time has passed he fires the real hitscan shot as the fake shot lands. it's like a source engine hack for simulating projectiles using the existing hitscan system
@@DeSinc i didn't know about that. and that's very interesting.
@@DeSinc So youre telling me I'm getting scared by a fake gunshot? Well shit
@@DeSinc вы русский
@@alexthefnfgamerrus5938 нет он нет
overlord: WHY DIDNT YOU SHOOT HIM
sniper:it was desinc
overlord:i understand
desinc me seeing that you faved this made my day
@@dachshunddaily8928
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@@suuhpuur
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@@morrisstudio8372
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@@boundingflea1176
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I like to skip the lighthouse a little differently. There is a big rock that pretty tall and close to the big hill. What I did was initiate an accelerated back hop and then go off of the ramped surface on the rock and land on top of the hill. The level won’t be loaded in yet, so you have to drop down onto the ground and hit the level load trigger. Its way easier, and the only hard part is landing on the specific part of the rock you need to go on, which I can do in a few tries. Btw, thank you for inspiring me to learn how to bhop! HL2 would not be the same if you did not make videos about it.
That's definitely an easier way
Still I like my way better because it makes me laugh and getting under the invisible push barrier over the coast cliff is a fun challenge too
AI: Car is all ready for you
DeSinc: Nah, I don't need it
AI: breaks
Why is this so underrated 🤨
Combine soldier: “command we’ve spotted Freeman!”
Command: “well where is he?”
Combine soldier: “he was here and then he did a 360 and flew away”
Command: “what do you mean he flew away”
Combine soldier: “he jumped and he flew into the sky, away from us”
Command: What?! Thats impossible! Soldier I am going to personally come over there and kick your ass for failing catch Free- *Gordon goes flying overhead* You have a good day now sir.
Hobo Djura Combine: What the fuck are we dealing with....
@@jozinek876 i have no idea
@dachu 7 the guy who annihilated the Xen, the man in the orange suit....
@@jozinek876 combine:its..god
Where have you been my whole life!
+MisterTe probably in sydney australia for most of it
+DeSinc Do you stream?
Rooster Elite
on australian 1.75Mb/s upload? no lol
***** Aww? I love you videos though :)
Rooster Elite
i lvoe them more than u
I love how you covered saving lazlow. I tried a bunch of times as a kid and always thought the trigger kill was bullshit.
This video never gets old. Watched like 6 times. Every time it pops up I watch it
That tone in your voice is just the perfect mixture of sarcastic indifference towards the obstacles the game throws at you.
My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing.
whats the *other* ingredient
indifference
@@spencertm5446 yeah he says a perfect MIXTURE Spencer. So Sarcastic Indifference and What exactly?
I used to always solve the cinderblock seesaw puzzle in Route Kanal by simply stacking the blocks and climbing up on them. For many years i had never taken notice of the seesaw.
wow
FenNick I thought a fellow fox would be clever!
In my first playthrough i did notice it, but in my second one i did like you did
hmm... i wonder why it's called a seesaw
Same.
Oh wow! I'm SO incredibly STUPID! I've messed with that stupid seesaw every single time I've played through this, not once even considering that I could stack shit! Even though I stack all over the place everywhere else in the game! I'm so glad I saw your comment, FenNick. Thank you!
“I’m not going to change it at this point” mhm sure
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"No! It's Dr. Freeman reverse bhopping into a ramp!"
How have I only just seen such a masterpiece?
Dunno. Was wondering myself.
It just popped up on my recommendet and i clicked.
Im a happy man now.
ikr
StillGotShit4Brains relatable
same
StillGotShit4Brains HL2 as a game is a masterpiece, but holy shit these tricks are incredible
Now I truely understand how Combine forces failed to stop Dr. Freeman.
Виталий The new HEV suit really upgraded this time....
i dont think anyone can stop a man going 400 mph welding a crowbar and an rpg
@@austin2774 its 300
@@austin2774 while doing 360 jumps over zombies like it's a normal day
@@austin2774 or 1000 hammer ups
1:40 *Favorite part* "You hear that? That's an AMBUSH, I feel like it would've worked better if I had to bring a some kind vehicle like a car or something."
The “do a 360 off the zombie” gets me all the time
3:15
“DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!”
HAHAHA
"Hey doctor!"
"Hey guys"
"Cars ready fo-"
"Naah don't need it"
"Come ba-"
*Already gone to warp speed*
Legend actually changed the thumbnail to 301 mph.
lighthouse skip always sucks to do, invisible barrier pushing you off's really annoying
Seriously, did it get patched out? Or am I just missing something?
@@sirizalot you have to like backhop on the left side behind the houses over the cliff and when you get over it you go back and hit the trigger
dude you seem to be missing a couple hundred thousand subs
they went to go get cigarettes and never came back
DeSinc rip
Nelson from Simpsons reference? HA!
i think he had a typo. He defenetly did. He ment a couple Million
Nah, he doesnt need them
-"..." *flies away*
lol the cars ready for you "nah i dont need it" xD
Shadow Master953 "come back up here Dr. Freeman"
*S T O P* IT TOOK ME HOURS TO GET WHERE YOU ARE NOW
When you are such a big fan that you've noticed the 300 mph has changed into 301 mph on the thumbnail
admin he's doing it backwards
and sideways
If you get references you are truly legend
THROUGH IVY
@@TheCentriumBlog Through Connector!
Bubby Tam LIKE A SPEED DEMON
"Cars ready Dr. Freeman!"
Don't need it
*backward hops away fast than the car can move*
more like "flies away"
0:40 soldiers in tf2 rocket jumping be like:
demoknight when they found a ramp
Player: lands on water
Fall damage: *Understandable. Have a great day.*
understandable have a nice day
Does anyone ever have time to go through the lighthouse?
It's much more intelligent to ABH into it at ludicrous speed and ricochet off of it into the secret cliffside path. I did it on my first playthrough, true facts no lies.
I never even noticed you could completely skip the lighthouse part and jump down the path.
you can't unless you go really fast like in the video. there's an invisible push-box off the edge of the cliff so you need to go VERY fast to get through it. that clip took me about 50 tries of just constantly loading my last save and back hopping over and over again till I went fast enough
***** Oh, cool. Btw, your videos are really awesome dude.
Actually you can carefully jump on tree branches and then to the ground without any strafes. I did it first time when I decided to complete the game with as few gunshots as I possibly could. This section involves taking down the gunship so I had to invent a way to skip it.
0:30
"Hello Doctor Freeman"
Yeah what's up?
"Car's all ready for ya!"
Nah don't need it
"Come back up Dr Freeman-"
Yeah no thanks.
"*voice lines overlapping*"
Lee Thanks for your comment, I didn't watch the same video as you
GSOGaming I don’t think you have the same sense of humor either.
he fixed the thumbnail
amazing
0:35 "he won't last five minutes on foot"
Every hentai game ads in nutshell
When half life 3 comes out in 4 mins but you wanna replay half life 2
Zenaida Alejo lmao
Jozinek it has come out
How many god damn glitches do you know about the can soldier
BOBOUDA its a combine
SCP 049 AKA Savage Fuck canbine
A Metropolice
00 99 Metro cans
Pick up that police.
Put it in the trash.
Civil can protection provided by the Canbine
How dare you change the thumbnail, that meme brought me literally seconds of joy in life
im really unsure on why youtube recommends me your videos every second Mr. DeSinc
and yet im going to watch them every single time they pop up in my feed
"I won't last five minutes on foot? I feel like these people don't know who I am." I think they do, they realize that if you go on foot, the trip won't last five minutes before you get to your destination because your *so damn fast.*
"Come back up Dr.Freeman!"
"Yeah no thanks."
10/10 Conversation
biblically accurate gordon freeman
Yahoo! Yah- Y- Y- Y-
"Car's ready!"
"Yeah don't need it."
*flies away backward at Mach 8*
*Come back doctor freeman!*
That happened in the video!
I heard that VALVE tried stopping the forward jump acceleration in some games by giving a positive value to your backward motion, which then led to people accelerating huge speeds by jumping backwards... as we see in this video...
that being said, how the hell do you know where you are going!
argh. too much for this old mind...
lots of time playing. also lots of trial and error. half the time I crash into stuff because well - I'm not looking am I!
Memory and there is a way to do it while facing forwards but it is much harder than regular ABH
Changed the thumbnail to 301mph the absolute madman
HE CHANGED IT TO 301 YEEEEEES
Your humor really activates my almonds. Sub'd
1:41 The sarcasm is just so great...
*flies away*
I've watched this many times and still only now noticed that you mention specifically putting the RPG ammo in a nice pile to access later only to leave the arena as soon as you get the RPG.
“Do a 360 off this zombie here” made me laugh wayyy harder than it should have
Wow, Half Life 2 would not be the same without you!
2:37 have you tried to "save" others in the game? Do you have footage of that?
Pensi0nar NOOOOOO, LAZLO :,(
I have tried to save lazlo
I’ve never seen someone be so deadpan while shattering the fundamental laws of physics
The way he plays is a perfect representation of how my dreams play out
i fucking LOVE the highway 17 part, because imagine you give your ONLY rpg to the one guy you trust with it, and he FLYS AWAY with it
great as always. pls make a 360 noscope off the zombie montage m8 thnx
360 the zombie over here
Looks like Desinc changed it to 301mph
So he did fix the thumbnail, I love continuity
Raptors can open doors, but the Combine can't.
They can but he keeps closing it when they do
Oh my God how have I not found your Half-Life videos yet theyre fucking hilarious man. subbed an notifed
he actually changed the thumbnail holy shit
2:54
I just broke my neck
thanks
"Hello, Dr. Freeman."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"Car's all ready for you."
*Turns around and goes fucking mACH 99*
"Yeah, don't need it."
0:40
Freeman: I have to go now, my planet needs me
just remember this was 8 years ago from now
He actually did it he edited the thumbnail
Jo DeSinc. I recently found your channel. Done watching all videos. Your edits are Dope your humour is hilarious. Pls keep doing Videos, You are my hero.
360 on that zombie
This guy will find a glitch to unlock Half Life 3
This aged well
He actually changed the thumbnail back to 301 mph
Video came out 5 years ago and i am still watching it.
At the battery gate puzzle thing, I managed to somehow shoot the jeep over the fence with the gravity gun. I really didn't want to do that puzzle huh
Yeah also didn't notice a lot of people liked this comment and the creator favorited it xd thanks
Oops looks like edits remove the favorite
how did you managed to do that
@@SirGilt a lot of work xd
You do great deadpan delivery. Keep it up.
I watched this video when i was 7 now im 14 and im so proud that i watched you during my childhood instead of some slime pool things bruh
Combine: Okay we set up a roadblock, he cant get past us-
*Gordon Freeman goes flying past the blockade goin 200 mph, lands in a bucket of water and then flies off a staircase into the distance*
"Just do a 360 off of this zombie here" - Best line on youtube 2018
Lmao, my romanian caption submission got through. I'm so proud of it lol
A year late but you did a great job
@@herineansidonia6155 Thanks!
Love your channel, keep it up, you see this game in more ways I ever could have.
>says he wont update the thumbnail at this point
>updates the thumbnail anyways
Gordon *FREE*man isn't just a name son
You're kind of like a Bob Ross of speedrunning.
+duck backhopping was just a happy little accident
Damn he actually changed the thumbnail
"How could they miss me?"
*B-hopping at mach 5*
Lets be honest here
I watched this over and over.
2:30 so that doesnt work anymore, they put an invisible wall there. You now have to jump the bay, towards where laszlo is, and then go into the load trigger from the other side. Its pretty easy
the barrier was always there even when I recorded this video, you just have to go fast enough to punch through as it's a force push not a wall
0:58 Minecraft physic