When you play Half Life 2 Way too much
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2015
- This is what happens when you've been playing this game for way too long
Game is Half Life 2 - showcasing half life 2 glitches and tricks, bhopping, back hopping, etc.
hl2 glitches and shit
mate i h4cked into the combine database in hl2 and got this video out of the mainframe - Hry
2:05 I'm halfway through is this supposed to be teaching me anything?!
uhhh
@@DeSinc your video is like a montage of real tutorial vids but then you realize the "tutorials" just end like after 2 steps or lead you to nothing but death haha
@@DeSinc no
@@DeSinc it’s a 5 year old video and you’re still responding?
Yes
*This man has lost his sanity, waiting for Half Life 3 to come out*
Oh hey 079 why did you cause the containment breach?
The 3 is a lie
Me too ive lost my sanity bc of the wait for half life 3
@@dahbiaguedda5128 sorry i factory reset him
Now there is coming a new half life game
1:01 Going from intense struggling back to casual explanations in a split second. Not even a breather.
you're the first person to ever point that out in a comment, I've been waiting for one person to notice it for years
@DeSinc we do notice it but it's not important enough to point out, like the "Not Close Enough"
I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARS AGO AND FOUND THAT OUT BACK THAN ALREADY
yea i laughed at it thanks desinc
Lol
@@DeSinc Wait, we were supposed to point that out in a comment? I was laughing about that with my brother for years, are you saying we flumped completely?
0:39
I love the Combine trying to shove him away from the terminal.
"Come on! Quit it! You're embarrassing me!"
When some random citizen came to press button randomly but you don't have any weapons and nobody care about that and let you take care of him alone
The poor CP was just trying not to lose his job.
@@agent_sus3273 you promote CP?!
@@Polymerata What do you mean?
@@Sjxjsioxxgiwwjaijjewj WHAT ,YOU ,UOU YOU PROMOTE IT? REALLY????
This video finally convinced me. We need a 'Live.Die.Repeat' serious setting movie but the dude who gets the power literally becomes this ADHD physics defying methhead of a speed runner.
I'd love to see what could be done with a quicksave in real life
I believe that actually already somewhat exists, the All You Need is Kill manga (What Edge of Tomorrow is adapted from) touches on this a little bit - though it's in the lightest possible sense and only for a single page iirc - and so does Groundhog Day, although that's not a super serious movie setting. Of course, you could just play the Outer Wilds and do what you suggested instead, especially since I remember a character will go "wait how did you get here if you didn't bring your ship?" if you manage to get to one of the planets all by yourself.
Was gonna say edge of tomorrow but the end is inaccurate
That's pretty much what timeloops are. Plenty of media on that.
@@physical_insanity What do you mean it's not super serious?!
"When you play Half Life 2 way too much"
*checks steam profile*
*has 72 hours*
um
98 hrs on my Steam and all I know is console commands
But I also have memorized the Combine Soldiers' quotes and signs, and know A.I.s and exact placements of characters and enemies.
And I'm just sorta here like... a hundred... and sixty... hours... I need to go outside more often.
When you play good to much
300000 hours
2:15
"Looks away in genuine fear"
@@user-jx7kz4mo2k did you just advertise a video
@@christianjordansuryadi341 Yes. He did. Using a fking emojis.
@@christianjordansuryadi341 She's
saying that you need to type "СМЕШНЫЕ ОЗВУЧКИ ОТ ВАЛЕРЧИКА" (Valerchik's funny voice acting) to laugh much, but it's not funny. I saw these comments in Russian videos, but how did she get here?
@@user-jx7kz4mo2k i agree
1:36 Funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.
Yeah, he turned himself into a pickle.
Doesn’t even go off the road.
Funny Indeed
the zombie was funnier
made me chuckle
1:13
Alyx: so here it is
**Leaves**
Alyx: okay...
"It's time to cower in the corner and take the beating." LMFAO!
My life in one sentence lol.
Lmao who invited the Russians
Soviet Bear, Protector of Russia and potato gang didnt sign up for that shit
Dad?
Soviet Bear, Protector of Russia and potato gang way back home
Right now the weather is nice here, a bit in the chill side.. nevertheless the night is beautiful. Thanks for asking
How about right now?
@@envy7522 its summer therefore a hot day perfect for going to the beach but also mosquitoes at night
@@Lazarus_Sol thank you for satiating my curiosity
You guys are ghosts.
how about today
2:24 Me when I come across a minor obstacle in my life
Man, the most underrated comment xD xD I can see myself as well :D
the zombie: biotics..
1:15 me when I come across a minor obstacle in my life
And to the top comment you go!
Weak
2:56 what’s the weather like in Uruguay?
It’s actually sunny on here
My dude I think those were sparks
xXAleCrafterXx que andas broder
Somos 3 jajsjajs
4
Meanwhile in romania its snowing in march
0:34 actual footage of Half Life 2's source code being stolen
(2004? colorized)
*_HACKERMAN_*
AortaPlatinum that explains why Half Life 3 never existed Desinc stole them
@@heyyoubegud7394 2003
What a coincidence...
I want an entire playthrough in this style
Yeah. I suscribed just for this video
I second that
It's called a speedrun
@@guiAI except the only thing DeSinc does is completely the opposite of what a speedrun is trying to achieve
Mr.Triple3D it’s called a “””””””””speedrun”””””””””
1:34 I'm dying
This is by far one of the funniest gaming channels out there
BIGBOIIII227 have you seen half life 2 ep 2?
This is quality content.
Jack Rutledge Goembel I know
Jack Rutledge Goembel 999 likes
What content from Desinc is not quality?
@@wheel4155 Agreed. He's fucking amazing
i love he has every subtitle even romanian
0:13 pov: you turned on discord light mode
I use discord light mode at night on full brightness
@_@
What My Neighbors Hear After Me Turning On Light Mode: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
at 4am
2:23
Top 10 ways to survive the apocalypes
apocalypse.*
1:55 the moment when I realise this video is still from 2015, lol
Still pretty funny. Or my sense of humor is broken
it makes you think about how bad some youtubers turned their content
Zombies hate him! Survivors love him! Find out about this one simple trick!
2:27 *"hOOo lOok aT mE iM a sTuPId f""KIn zoMBie, OooHhhhH nOoo yUo wENt iNTo tHe f""kIn wINdow hAHaHa BEttEr gO hOmE thEN"*
@@SuperGalaxy8 you save my life
360-355 blade hop.
LOLZ
Moar 6 likes
OMG 1:55
What!!!!! 1 million likes!!!?!.!?!!!?
I really made a 360 blade jump
Aka 5 degree blade hop
You should do hl: Alyx Back hopping tutorial
Lol you watch old desinc vids like me.
**vomits**
Hes gonna try it and smash his fucking head on the wall
Why do I hear the sound of bones breaking..?
Just b-hop out of vr and it will do it
"and for my next magic trick I'll--"
*opens a door with a combine waiting*
I don't know how I found you, But I am SO glad I did
ItzFluffy I'm so G.L.A.D.
o.S.?
St0ner1995 hot
Idk how i found DeSinc, and the story is same than you
join the disc and you'll regret it ;)
3:24 that CP is saved thanks to DeSinc.
He won't be seen by the Rebels and Alyx. He is safe... *Forever.*
Until City 17 gets blown up at the end of Ep 1.
2:45 Gman: Hold my man, Gordon Freeman
I don't know why I've always found the door thing hilarious. When you were fighting with the CP to keep the door closed and you can hear him speaking behind it, then he just gives up and I guess he just decided to change his post to that small plant of an area presumably still stands there to this day
Bike travel... THIS IS THE BEST NEW THING THAT COULD HELP OUR PLANET!
Caedmon Chaney your an scp
Caedmon Chaney
Boi I have back jumped and reached up to 1000 miles per hour so bikes are a waste
it could replace....normal BIKING!
GoBallista, he might like SCPs.
In the Netherlands, we have more bikes than people.
is this what australian people think is funny
I hope so
It is
Oh shit it’s shorty
shottysteve upload a new vid
Oh shit
Therapist: It's okay. Australian Gordon Freeman is not real, he cannot hurt you. Australian Gordon Freeman: 0:38
Sniper needs know your location
This is the part i laughed already
Jumps in window
Zombie: Welp time to head out
I just found this video and im in love with it
Is mlg kill????
Woah.. That's gay.
Frektel Felms yes
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER YOU Q
Make videos bitcccc
Buggy: **crashes**
Alyx: YEAH!!!!
2015:no
2016: nah
2017: no yet
2018: hang thigh
2019: be patient
2020: *RECOMMEND IT*
It get recommended for me in 2017-2018
@@FrostAwx good for you i'm very proud
Oh we gonna pick the road alright
SHIFT THINGS I TO TWELFTH GEAR, GOING OFF ROAD BABY
I'm from Uruguay so I can tell you what the weather is like.
It's shit.
Rubbun Jajaja 10 meses después está igual xdxdxd
Hasta el clima tiene impuestos ahora
Humedad de mierda
000000000
@@CITRONETA55 000
0:32 How DeSinc makes his videos
man your videos are really funny and timeless. I know it's been a long time but I hope you do more like this. it's as funny as it was 5 years or whatever tf ago
That driving scene with Alex made me laugh my ass off
0:27 LMFAO IM CRYIN
2:28-2:35 DeSinc: "hoo look, I'm a stupid f***in zombie! Oh no you ran in a f***in window, better go home then".
Wow we watched the same video 😅😮
Moral of the story: zombies hate windows
i just finished the entire series a few days ago. honestly, one of the best games i've ever played in terms of story telling and gameplay.
I keeped the video on background while surfing another window tab, and when I heard the ding at 0:46 I immediately minimize Firefox for check the error and then realize... been using Windows 98 for way too long
*kept
7 inches soft More like "I've"
Switch to chrome.
@@intergalacticraisins8985 chrome os x)
@@matricxs3271 I don't know why I said that, chrome os is shit.
I remember when I realized what speedrunning was
Billybob McButtsmakepoo you remembered he remembered he realized
1:34, I laughed so damn hard
@1:36 -- That's a damn good Duke Nukem voice...
2:11 I'm done XD
I died
Дароу
Дарова
Иван лол
Дороу
3:00 "well that was close"
"not close enough" lol
After 5 years I'll ask the question asked to Alix "What's the weather like in Uruguay?"
It's nice. We have very hoy summers with sometimes high levels of humity, and on winter we have very cold say with sometimes high levels of huminity.
And every once in a while a tornado hits the city of Durazno.
"Alyx, you're like cortana, whats the weather like in Uruguay"
never tought id hear that
1:32 had me laughing so hard...
2:55 it's hot and rainy
Chestnut Puck in ur gay?
It's a... Lava Rain?
desinc: our plan to leave alyx is going well *enters next level*
alyx: *opens console* /setno_clip
"Oh no! He figured out our weakness! *a hole in a wall!* now how will we slowly walk towards him and inevitably die?"
I absolutely LOVE these videos so much!
1:37
Need for speed in a nutshell
I feel the need...
i was just minding my busisness and somehow flew really high in the air and i see you do it on purpose...
*SHIFTING INTO 12TH GEAR, GOING OFF ROAD BABY*
0:32 Damn, you have no idea how many times I've tried that.
Also congratulations to making to CZcams recommended videos.
Thanks! By the way where'd you see me recommended, like on the home page? If so, damn, nice. that explains the traffic influx recently!
DeSinc You were recommended on my home page, I'm now binge watching your videos
Yup you got recommended, probably because of recent events.
DeSinc I found you scrolling through CZcams on mobile and decided to see what you were about.
I regret nothing.
There is another way to open the door, use the luggage and shoot the hoop (Dah door) in the ground and closed it into open ways. Ez, just opened like 3 Years in HL2..
FUCK this is hilarious
FUCK it is
hi
Рлор
xweert711 How is this 2 years old?
0:54 "the cycling"
Me: why are there MLG memes here?
* checks upload date *
*oh*
yeah lol
@@DeSinc lmao can't believe you check your comment section after 6 years
this is epic
1:36 lmao
Captain Blyat lol
XD
Ору
You should keep your eyes on the road Playboy.
been watching this all day and yesterday and all of your other vids like this. they are so funny, please keep doing what your doing
when your channel gets recommended to me because I watched 1 video of half life walkthrough
But nice channel, keep it up
*1:26*
_Wait for me!_
_..._
*Drives Off*
1:32 LMAOOO
"How is the wather in uruguay"
I mean right now is cold and raining
2:24 literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
i cant wait to see you making bunny hop in vr
I don't think desinc wants to vomit
Has anyone put the subtitles on whilst watching this? it's amazing.
General Diamond “MLG NOISES!!!”
Yes, I have :3
very happy seeing you've uploaded another
A strangely hypnotic video. Desinc's cadence and tone when narrating is the audio equivalent of staring at a fire, utterly mesmerising despite being sort of monotone? Strange. It is 12 am currently and this is what most occupies my brain when I should be going to sleep.
i thought this was a current day video lol , great video!
Thanks to you im almost at 100 hours in hl2 and ive beat the game 5 times already (using backhopping).
noice
You know, another way of getting to the nova prospekt trains is by taking the cardboard box from the table and just jumping over to the door. It hits the door as it's closing and makes it reopen.
0:40 POV: You're my little cousin messing with my PC
Imagine breen just chillin in the citadel and he looks out the window and he just sees gordon flying bhopping directly to him
When you watch DeSinc too much
Somebody should mame half life 3 already
You misspelled make, or maim? Hmm...
*make
SuperWiiBros08 but ankle ses,fanzzzzz make gMe nOw you nom8?
The closest thing we have for now is black mesa
Google "Laidlaw epistle 3".
"Files hacked mate"
this is my new favorite channel
Zombine:oh no he climb through the window oh well I'm just gonna go home then
DESINC MY DUDE UR THE GUY THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE YOUR HUMOR IS PERFECT OML NEVER STOP XD
The weather in Uruguay... It rained today... but its now pretty fucking hot.
***** (Personal experience) now its fucking cold.
+Nahuel Nada found u :)
Mi libro, luna de pluton.
Nahuel Nada Ahora hace frío (?
Despues de un invierno con dias de 20 grados, y una semana de lluvias constantes... sigue sin bajar de 10° de cualquier forma.
1:36 DeSinc making me burst out laughter
After seeing the blade hop, I actually took a good amount of time trying to learn to do/time it myself. I can now reliably say I can do it sometimes
1:14 Alex: Here it is! DeSinc: i'm not gonna wait. just gonna sort of go on without her. Alex: okay! (Alyx: okay! [Edited in 2021])
*Alyx
What a great delay.
the strafing camera at the intro LMFAO!!
Now The Man will have finally some fun after HL:Alyx
“Just gonna go on without her” *flies away*
Files hacked mate, true aussie humor
FUCK YEAH FILES FUCKING HACKED MATE
This guy is seriously underrated
Gordon in the thumbnail is gonna be me when I finally play HL2 after watching most of your videos, like "Hey that's the can guy! Can I get a pic?"
Dat moment when you have two finals tomorrow but all what you are doing is watching a marathon of desinc playing half life 2
R.I.P Half-life 3
What an absolute legend inspired a generation..
"gonna have to get rid of her some other way" this man predicted the ending of half life: Alyx and didn't even know
my man went from hl2 intro to hl2 ep1 intro to hl2 ep 2 in 1 minute and 11 seconds.