[RANT] The DUMBEST Thing About USB

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  • @vaughnvarma8447
    @vaughnvarma8447 Před 4 lety +11666

    Your grandad doesn't become your dad, he becomes your Superspeed Dad Gen 1

    • @MacherTV
      @MacherTV Před 4 lety +180

      Lmao, perfect! :D

    • @MacherTV
      @MacherTV Před 4 lety +142

      Definitely, the most underrated comment on this video.

    • @lockenbeast4258
      @lockenbeast4258 Před 4 lety +89

      No , no ,no Next generation get the the title like this so if the dad is "Superspeed Dad Gen 1" then son will be "Superspeed dad gen 1 x 2"

    • @B0barian
      @B0barian Před 4 lety +35

      dad 1.0 Gen 2 squared

    • @dhirandar9807
      @dhirandar9807 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MacherTV😂😂😂😂

  • @Yugophoto
    @Yugophoto Před 5 lety +4113

    USB 3.0
    USB 3.1
    USB 3.2
    USB 3.2x2
    USB Vice City
    USB San Andreas
    USB Liberty City Stories
    USB 4.0
    USB 76

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 Před 3 lety +978

    5:25 "Consumers are dumb, don't confuse them."
    Never have i been more offended by something i totally agree with

    • @KyranSparda
      @KyranSparda Před 2 lety +30

      It is also my all-time sales idiom. Sell 3 options max, don't give them multiple options and let them choose. People are idiots and they don't know what they want.

    • @StubbySum9
      @StubbySum9 Před 2 lety +1

      Same here xD

    • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
      @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE Před 2 lety +1

      wait till you get corrected with the use of the word "offensed" instead of "offended" ... you are going to be pissed.

    • @confusioned2249
      @confusioned2249 Před 2 lety

      @@SIDEKICKONCZcams oops

    • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
      @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE Před 2 lety

      @@confusioned2249 🤣

  • @underhallandeframling3267
    @underhallandeframling3267 Před 4 lety +761

    USB 1.0: FullSpeed
    USB 1.1: also FullSpeed
    USB 2.0: HighSpeed
    USB 3.0: SuperSpeed
    USB 3.1: SuperSpeed+
    USB4: SuperMaxSpeed
    USB 4.3.1: Speed2: Cruise Control
    USB V: Tokyo Drift

  • @afollowerofchrist5789
    @afollowerofchrist5789 Před 4 lety +2454

    Many years later:
    USB 1.0 Remastered

  • @EricEdstroms
    @EricEdstroms Před 4 lety +3442

    I can’t wait for when they reboot it and just call it USB One.

    • @alienc
      @alienc Před 4 lety +282

      USB
      USB 360
      USB ONE
      USB ONE S
      USB X / USB SCORPIO
      USB SCARLETT / USB 10 / USB 2020 / USB QUANTUM

    • @crodojoe
      @crodojoe Před 4 lety +82

      @@alienc and then just USB

    • @bleach9508
      @bleach9508 Před 4 lety +70

      USB 2000, usb 8.1, usb 10, usb 95

    • @NiravGandhi96
      @NiravGandhi96 Před 4 lety +37

      Which, in turn will be the last version of USB ever. You then need to check the firmware number to make sure you have the latest one. Oh wait...

    • @kathrynck
      @kathrynck Před 4 lety +15

      you mean "US-bone"?

  • @AndrewB24
    @AndrewB24 Před 4 lety +1205

    I’m still calling the blue usb “usb 3.0”

    • @tomatootamot
      @tomatootamot Před 3 lety +79

      hey but it can sometimes have a red color

    • @AndrewB24
      @AndrewB24 Před 3 lety +10

      @@tomatootamot true

    • @awdadwadwad1723
      @awdadwadwad1723 Před 3 lety +65

      @@tomatootamot not only red, many others, including black.

    • @inrg3688
      @inrg3688 Před 3 lety +31

      @@awdadwadwad1723 and orange, which I think means higher current? maybe

    • @AndrewB24
      @AndrewB24 Před 3 lety +1

      @A Dog Ik lol

  • @spencer4997
    @spencer4997 Před 3 lety +66

    "You know what really over cooks my pasta?!", I'm definitely stealing that line

  • @Gilmaris
    @Gilmaris Před 4 lety +1833

    5:25 "Customers are dumb, don't confuse them." That is indeed the best marketing plan to have.

    • @ArchivedFox
      @ArchivedFox Před 4 lety +21

      It will hurt them in the long run, because someone wanted to make a 'cool new name' for usb, even though it spits in the face of pre-established naming convention.

    • @anj000
      @anj000 Před 4 lety +13

      No, that is the worst plan to have.
      Confused customers will but something they don't need for more money they should.

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris Před 4 lety +41

      @@anj000 That's a different kind of confused. You're talking about customers who _are_ confused, but think they're not. However, if you market something that customers don't understand, they won't buy it. They'll go buy something more dumbed down from the competitor instead.

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn Před 4 lety +1

      @@Gilmaris More likely is that they just buy them all if they're confused between many. More money = less thinking; I'll figure it out later. The entire goal of marketing is to sale things and companies take that shit VERY SERIOUSLY. (It's literally their goal, you know. To sell you things.) They would notice VERY QUICKLY if a marketing strategy wasn't working out and they would VERY QUICKLY go back to the drawing board.
      I wouldn't say this is ALL companies but it might generally be a good rule of thumb that if it's a multi-million dollar corporation (not sure what USB is but seeing as they're everywhere, it might be the case), they're either supremely lucky or know what they're doing. (Most likely both.)

    • @charleshines6155
      @charleshines6155 Před 4 lety

      If anything imagine them as being a bit like my 93 yr old grandmother who has never touched a computer in her life and knows nothing about them.

  • @St0ner1995
    @St0ner1995 Před 5 lety +4249

    can we all just collectively agree to call them
    USB 3.0
    USB 3.1
    USB 3.2

    • @alexadelaide
      @alexadelaide Před 5 lety +322

      St0ner1995 Start a change.org petition to stop this madness. I will sign that shit!

    • @DenebTM
      @DenebTM Před 5 lety +124

      That's what I've been doing ever since USB 3.1

    • @shanehanson6013
      @shanehanson6013 Před 5 lety +56

      Now that is a halfway decent idea. Someone should start a campaign to force them to use a better naming scheme. Would need to be someone that has a bit of pull in the tech industry and that could get a couple manufactures onboard.

    • @shiro3940
      @shiro3940 Před 5 lety +144

      I would really like to call them
      USB 1.0
      USB 2.0
      USB 3.0
      USB 4.0
      USB 5.0
      that way is much easier to remember and distinguish between each of the versions

    • @MattB90
      @MattB90 Před 5 lety +3

      agreed my man

  • @neckless69
    @neckless69 Před 4 lety +1118

    The USB
    2US 2B
    USB: Tokyo Drift
    USB
    US5
    USB6
    B7
    The US of B
    USB9

  • @xzadious
    @xzadious Před 3 lety +62

    "My Great Grandpa doesn't become my Dad... Later." Best Linus quote ever.

  • @hyperpug2898
    @hyperpug2898 Před 5 lety +2183

    USB 3.1 x log₂x^3 Season 3 Episode 2 /2

  • @controlsixtyfour
    @controlsixtyfour Před 5 lety +1533

    "Grandpa, what is USB?"
    "shut up, son, I'm your dad now!"

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound Před 5 lety +11

      Ultimate burn

    • @happyfakeboulder644
      @happyfakeboulder644 Před 5 lety +7

      About to overflow the 8-bit unsigned integer likes

    • @MrRAWKUS
      @MrRAWKUS Před 5 lety +2

      Control SixtyFour Ha ha ha!!

    • @controlsixtyfour
      @controlsixtyfour Před 5 lety +11

      @@jasonn1768 Linus said they were renaming generations, so grandfather to father would be changing generations

    • @garethfairclough8715
      @garethfairclough8715 Před 5 lety +4

      To quote the GTA3 hobo, "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

  • @kumbandit
    @kumbandit Před 4 lety +670

    Should just switch to naming it USB X.Y.Z where:
    X - generation
    Y - revision
    Z - # of data lanes...
    You're welcome USB...

    • @Tyw7
      @Tyw7 Před 4 lety +92

      Or just use points.
      USB 1.0
      USB 1.1
      USB 1.2
      USB 1.3
      USB 2.0
      USB 2.1
      USB 3.0
      USB 3.1
      And so on

    • @helmit14
      @helmit14 Před 4 lety +55

      I think that this is already too complicated. I think more that 99% of all customers don't care about the data lanes and if someone does ... just Google it.
      I would just prefer the naming like in the comment from Thu Ya Win. Maybe write the max transfer speed behind on product pages. Would be much more interesting than the lane configuration.

    • @bele77
      @bele77 Před 4 lety +32

      No, it's too logical

    • @myriad28
      @myriad28 Před 4 lety +24

      Nope, out the window. Can't do it. It just makes too much sense.

    • @ewar4106
      @ewar4106 Před 3 lety +2

      That's smart

  • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
    @RiteshRajbhandari-lp Před 3 lety +17

    I absolutely lost it at *"are you shampoo!?"*

    • @michael7738
      @michael7738 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too. It was a bad decision to watch this video while having lunch. :-D

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience Před 5 lety +5787

    USB 3.2 First Blood
    USB 3.3 First Blood Part II
    USB 3.4 Dawn of USB
    USB 3.5 Reloaded
    USB 3.6 Revolutions
    USB 3.7 Resurrection
    USB 3.8 Revelations
    USB 3.9 Apocalypse
    USB 4.0 Rise of computing
    USB 4.1 Unleashed
    USB 4.2 Forever (Directors cut)
    USB 4.3 Next Ultimate Final Last Stand
    USB 4.4 The Return of the Next Ultimate Final Last Stand
    USB 4.5 The Curse
    USB 4.6 The Curse II
    UBS 4..7 The Curse III
    USB 4.8 *_I N F I N I T E_*
    USB 4.9 Awakening
    USB 5.0 First Blood Revisited Special Collector's Edition Ultimate Enterprise

    • @nigelsharp4664
      @nigelsharp4664 Před 5 lety +76

      .

    • @desromic
      @desromic Před 5 lety +343

      Don't forget the one where they get new-age and minimalist and just call the next one "USB".

    • @gorkyd7912
      @gorkyd7912 Před 5 lety +170

      U.S.B. origins (Forever Unleashed Edition)

    • @j.j.3391
      @j.j.3391 Před 5 lety +100

      USB 6.9: Cum Drunk.

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Před 5 lety +28

      USB 1.0 2030

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube Před 5 lety +2512

    There is only one thing I can say about that...
    GTX 1660

    • @alexv3780
      @alexv3780 Před 5 lety +26

      *GTX 1650

    • @nate3557
      @nate3557 Před 5 lety +16

      And 1650 now

    • @Ferzin400
      @Ferzin400 Před 5 lety +66

      More like gtx 1060 3gb/5gb/6gb/6gb 9gbit...

    • @joer8854
      @joer8854 Před 5 lety +16

      I would really rather my computer components not use Nvidia as a naming scheme example.

    • @TheRealBleach
      @TheRealBleach Před 5 lety +5

      @@Ferzin400 I hate that naming scheme

  • @sakuyaizayoi8946
    @sakuyaizayoi8946 Před 3 lety +277

    _"Why use Usb when you have Usa?"_
    *_*patriotic music playing in the background_**

  • @OspreySoul
    @OspreySoul Před 4 lety +26

    “But,” I cry pulling at my hair, “does it do power delivery, too?!”

  • @Penguinacid
    @Penguinacid Před 5 lety +1065

    I work at a major tech store. And this drives me crazy, because I know the differences between these. And like you say the consumers don't care as long as it works and says 3.0 or is BLUE. Even though many new laptops still come with at least 1 USB 2.0, and 1or2 3.0 ports BUT they've stopped coloring 3.0 ports blue for some godforsaken reason, and don't even identify them.
    But it's the WORST when I get a customer that knows what cord they need, high powered and data USB 3+ or type c, and I take forever to find it because they only put 3orC on the package, and I have to go to the manufacturer website to find the correct specs. THEN my manager just hands them the cheapest cord and tells them "Sure, it'll work with anything!" Because that's what we're all led to believe... Then it doesn't work good enough and they return it %50 of the time or live with a lower speed C cable without even knowing there's a difference between every damn cable...
    UHG!

    • @CompatibilityMadness
      @CompatibilityMadness Před 5 lety +11

      I belive Red one is supposed to be 10Gbps USB 3.1 (aka USB 3.2 Gen 2).

    • @Max-li6zu
      @Max-li6zu Před 5 lety +25

      @@CompatibilityMadness Isnt red just indicating, that you can draw power from this port during standby/sleep Mode of your PC?

    • @CompatibilityMadness
      @CompatibilityMadness Před 5 lety +19

      @@Max-li6zu ASUS used "Red" as USB 3.1 10Gbps, example : www.asus.com/us/Motherboards/MAXIMUS-VIII-EXTREME/

    • @TefenCa
      @TefenCa Před 5 lety

      So true.

    • @Atlessa
      @Atlessa Před 5 lety +57

      What's even worse (imo) is when you have a USB slot that IS colored blue... but the hardware only supports USB 2.x
      Looking at you, Nintendo Switch Dock.

  • @TechBaffle
    @TechBaffle Před 5 lety +796

    What's worse is that now manufacturers are getting it wrong on the specifications so no one really knows what's going on

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame Před 5 lety +38

      Oh god. Oh god please no!
      There will be "new motherboard generation production kick-off meetings" and then, the next day "what USB port is what clarification convention"
      Who let the Nintendo DS team name USB standards?!

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 Před 5 lety +21

      the DS naming team was actualy fairly good.... the DS, the DS light(lighter then the DS) the DS I(i admit.. weird but the I standing for the camera(eye) and focus on you(aka I) made sense to some level)) the DSI XL(DSI in larger) the 3DS(a DS with 3D) the 2DS(a 3DS without 3D) the 3DS XL(the 3DS in larger), the only point where you could say they lost theyr shit was with the New 3DS and 2DS.. becuase i admit..that was.. a weird naming choiche(it makes somewhat sense. its a NEW version of the 3DS... just well.. i want a New 3DS or a i want a NEW 3DS makes things complicated...)@@MazeFrame

    • @squidcaps4308
      @squidcaps4308 Před 5 lety +2

      You make it sound like that was not the main idea.

    • @Arek_R.
      @Arek_R. Před 5 lety +4

      You're damn correct.
      The only genuine real USB 3.1 gen 2 with those 10Gbps speeds I got was when it was included when buying a 3.1 gen 2 SSD M.2 enclosure.

    • @flossenking
      @flossenking Před 5 lety +1

      Because the oems get confused themselves lmao

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz Před 3 lety +45

    For me, it's the fact that after all these years, I still try plugging it in the wrong way, then the wrong way again, and finally the correct way!

  • @damon6503
    @damon6503 Před 4 lety +32

    Linus: PASTa
    Me: Oh right, he’s Canadian!

  • @jeffersonding5898
    @jeffersonding5898 Před 5 lety +1634

    Can't wait for
    USB 3.2.05.001 Gen 2 x 2 x 4 Ultra superspeed

    • @420sakura1
      @420sakura1 Před 5 lety +27

      USB4

    • @CanadaBud23
      @CanadaBud23 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh yeah! That's a Super USB4!

    • @spicyweasel
      @spicyweasel Před 5 lety +14

      @@420sakura1 WHOAH THERE SATAN, YOU'RE SCARING THEM!

    • @lazertag720
      @lazertag720 Před 5 lety +12

      Actually thats named USB 3.1.2 Gen 1 x4x8 ultrasonic speed

    • @zakulec9750
      @zakulec9750 Před 5 lety +5

      Mega ultra giga plus turbo

  • @cliffordcalhoun3201
    @cliffordcalhoun3201 Před 4 lety +2674

    "You can't just change something after the fact"
    J.K Rowling: Reality can be whatever i want

    • @Tektabyte
      @Tektabyte Před 4 lety +86

      Jk rowling made you gay

    • @kevinrdunnphs
      @kevinrdunnphs Před 4 lety +66

      Well, we never actually saw Dumbledore express any interest in a woman. And his closest personal relationship in his youth was with Grindelwald. So his being gay isn't that crazy. Hermione is white in my books tho. She got to okay the book drawings and casting of Elizabeth Watson. So she obviously imagined her as white before.

    • @demonlordotrt754
      @demonlordotrt754 Před 4 lety +3

      Reality is what it is the only change is your perception of sead reality

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 Před 4 lety

      Poter mum gea

    • @ArchangelTyrael
      @ArchangelTyrael Před 4 lety +10

      @@kevinrdunnphs You mean Emma Watson? Not Elizabeth Watson.

  • @shreeyanshgupta9636
    @shreeyanshgupta9636 Před 3 lety +3

    the subtle roast, "customers are dumb, don't confuse them"🤣🤣🤣

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před 3 lety +1

      Which is a rude way to put it, but it's absolutely true.
      Most customers don't know much about PC-tech. Just like we PC guys probably don't have deep knowledge in most other product categories.
      Ya can't know it all...

    • @shreeyanshgupta9636
      @shreeyanshgupta9636 Před 3 lety

      @@LRM12o8 agreed😊

  • @Thompsonnumber4
    @Thompsonnumber4 Před rokem +1

    I genuinely think the majority of consumers see it more like:
    - "USB old rectangle / blue rectangle"
    - "Small rounded one like a phone charger - is that called USB as well? Ok, weird."
    - "USB funny shape. Oh that's an HDMI port and I've run out of USB ports."
    Calling them 1, 2, 3 3.1 or A, B C has no meaning to the average person.

  • @RedHaloManiac95
    @RedHaloManiac95 Před 5 lety +1309

    I just updated my USB 3.0 to USB 3.2 Gen 1!!! It so much faster!!

    • @aravindr4986
      @aravindr4986 Před 5 lety +29

      Update to usb 3.2 gen 2,it is much faster but i am facing battery drain issues.

    • @420sakura1
      @420sakura1 Před 5 lety +71

      That is marketing for you. To confuse the heck of non tech people.

    • @merace2480
      @merace2480 Před 5 lety +19

      I updated mine to the new USB 2.3 x4
      Much faster than the 3 series bullshit

    • @jakadirnbek7141
      @jakadirnbek7141 Před 5 lety +1

      @@aravindr4986 I've heard that the next Windows 10 update will come with 'USB 3.2 Gen 2' drivers included.. can't wait /sarc

    • @Synced_OW
      @Synced_OW Před 5 lety +3

      @@jakadirnbek7141 Love the fact that the number of likes (at the time of this comment) is 256

  • @operator8014
    @operator8014 Před 5 lety +538

    USB Executive: Just pick a name, call it whatever you want, I don't care.
    USB Engineer: "This is my moment, FU** THIS PLACE."

    • @MeganOHowe
      @MeganOHowe Před 5 lety +30

      USB Executive Replacement: Just pick a name, call it whatever you want, I don't care.
      USB Engineer Replacement: "This is my moment, I will follow in the last engineers footsteps. FU** THIS PLACE."

    • @andrewschort724
      @andrewschort724 Před 4 lety

      @@MeganOHowe SUPERSPEED Engineer Gen 2

    • @ek1582
      @ek1582 Před 4 lety

      Thank you for the laugh :D

  • @akmaxplayz2765
    @akmaxplayz2765 Před 4 lety +11

    linus : are u shampoo?!?!?!
    usb : am i a joke to you

  • @ErilynOfAnachronos
    @ErilynOfAnachronos Před 3 lety +12

    Re-watching after 18 months.
    Still love the rant. 😁

  • @Jasa12265
    @Jasa12265 Před 4 lety +851

    Me: "you can't just go back and rename things"
    USB forum: "oh yeah? Why not"
    Me.1 Gen 2: "you'll confuse everyone"

  • @Henk14789
    @Henk14789 Před 5 lety +630

    Just don't give in and call them to what's logical. 3.0=5gbit, 3.1=10gbit and 3.2=20gbit

    • @Kocis99
      @Kocis99 Před 5 lety +56

      What if they change 3.0 to 3.05 ???

    • @hollymolly518
      @hollymolly518 Před 5 lety +57

      let's call it π or 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350

    • @filipposgstathopoulos
      @filipposgstathopoulos Před 5 lety +10

      Or 3.0 4.0 5.0

    • @vsmash2
      @vsmash2 Před 5 lety +4

      π

    • @NoahNitschmann2013
      @NoahNitschmann2013 Před 5 lety +11

      @@filipposgstathopoulos wouldnt go that far. between 1.0 to 2.0 and 2.0 to 3.0 it gets 10 to 20 times faster, 3.0 to 3.1, 3.1 to 3.2 only get 2 times fater, so not worth a new ''.0''

  • @Max_Jacoby
    @Max_Jacoby Před 3 lety +2

    The fact that you need to watch 7 minutes video to understand the naming scheme is enough to arrest everybody in USB forum for crime against common sense.

  • @PartOfTheGame
    @PartOfTheGame Před 3 lety +3

    I'd love to see more of these [RANT] style videos.

  • @ceasarsaladjesus4204
    @ceasarsaladjesus4204 Před 4 lety +131

    USB
    USB 2
    USB tactics
    USB brotherhood of steel
    USB 3
    USB New Vegas
    USB 4
    USB Shelter
    USB 76

  • @starter24starter24
    @starter24starter24 Před 5 lety +359

    J.K. Rowling played a major part of this

    • @yuvananda
      @yuvananda Před 5 lety +4

      More like George R.R Martin

    • @ebanavorio
      @ebanavorio Před 5 lety +2

      A-ehm.
      Episode 4

    • @sajayrrr
      @sajayrrr Před 5 lety +1

      Can someone explain why is everyone kinda.....like hating or making fun of jk?(I aint really updated about this)

    • @ebanavorio
      @ebanavorio Před 5 lety +8

      @@sajayrrr she turned black the Hermione character despite its cinematic portrayal.

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 Před 5 lety +7

      @@ebanavorio to be fair, she never specified skin colour in the books, but isn't she now turning everyone gay even when she originally implied they weren't? I don't know, honestly, its weird and I don't want to get on the wrong side of any of it.

  • @nathanielescudero5379
    @nathanielescudero5379 Před 4 lety

    I've been working my way through your Chanel for almost a year now. It STILL amazes me how you repeatedly 'rant' my mind. Bravo sir! Can we all as a technical community just start refering to them as USB4 and 5 until they realise they were making too many late night post joint decisions?

  • @randomschmuck8481
    @randomschmuck8481 Před 4 lety +43

    USB
    USB Shippuden
    SUB: USB Next Generations

  • @demoonlee
    @demoonlee Před 5 lety +607

    USB Forum is controlled by Intel, so suddenly everything is explained.

    • @nunyabusiness3786
      @nunyabusiness3786 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh my god wtf

    • @olivervincent7826
      @olivervincent7826 Před 5 lety +4

      Fbi open up

    • @ashleyjaytanna1953
      @ashleyjaytanna1953 Před 5 lety

      Actually that is true..... Drive us 'll nuts

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 Před 5 lety +3

      At the rate they're rebranding things, it would make one think that they're controlled by AMD

    • @giyanvice
      @giyanvice Před 5 lety

      I understand your frustration but the marketing department has their own reasons too.
      An average consumer buys hardly 7 devices in a year and that may or may not use USB.
      That is why your everyday consumers are definitely going to be the stupidest ones.
      Now by the consumer's point of view they know that their computer supports USB 3 but if they want to purchase any device online and the detail specification says USB 4 then they would not buy that product.
      I hope now you get my point. Always remember that you are living in the world of stupids so think like a stupid.

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful Před 5 lety +1169

    Can't wait for USB 3.2.05

    • @edimopoulos10
      @edimopoulos10 Před 5 lety +74

      SuperSpeed™ USB 3.5.0.0.1.2.5 ThunderWire™

    • @MrRoko91
      @MrRoko91 Před 5 lety +7

      Why it has to start with 3.? That's too logical for USB-IF if you ask me 😂

    • @jacobnunya808
      @jacobnunya808 Před 5 lety +18

      @@edimopoulos10 That was like 2 generations ago. We are now on hyperspeed btw. We have looped back to usb 0

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi Před 5 lety +2

      4.0 is coming don't worry

    • @MrRoko91
      @MrRoko91 Před 5 lety +7

      @@YounesLayachi I think they will screw that somehow too :D

  • @ceankarlos5233
    @ceankarlos5233 Před 3 lety +12

    This reminded me of “super saiyan god super saiyan” being renamed to super saiyan blue.
    Usb blue would have been a better name

    • @KyranSparda
      @KyranSparda Před 2 lety

      Why don't they just:
      Saiyan God: Red haired
      Super Saiyan God: Blue haired
      DBS is just so redundant.
      Done.

  • @crylune
    @crylune Před 3 lety +3

    4:05 Intel respectfully disagrees

  • @bumrocky
    @bumrocky Před 5 lety +635

    They missed their chance at USB Pi!
    USB 3 = 5GB
    USB 3.1 = 10GB
    USB 3.14 = 20GB
    USB 3.141 = Next
    USB 3.1415 = Next x2

    • @SolarShado
      @SolarShado Před 5 lety +14

      There actually is some open source project that does that! IIRC they're using e, not pi, but same idea: each new version adds a digit.

    • @ItsReaxxion
      @ItsReaxxion Před 5 lety +2

      USB 3.1415 v2

    • @planetshine
      @planetshine Před 5 lety +4

      3.1415927383 x2 50gbs next gen super ultra mega dad edition.

    • @MatthewHill
      @MatthewHill Před 5 lety +4

      You're thinking of TeX. :-)

    • @akeiai
      @akeiai Před 5 lety +2

      USB π

  • @Danocaster214
    @Danocaster214 Před 5 lety +682

    Yeah, I'm still going to call it USB 3.0...

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 Před 5 lety +13

      Same. Then again, I am still on a 2006 laptop as my fastest computer lol

    • @josephkreifelsii6596
      @josephkreifelsii6596 Před 5 lety +10

      Call what? 3.1 3.2 or 3.2^2?

    • @LLPTV
      @LLPTV Před 5 lety +30

      @@josephkreifelsii6596 Yes.

    • @campkira
      @campkira Před 5 lety +4

      They all can work with USB 2.0...... Who fucking care...

    • @ClaireAzi
      @ClaireAzi Před 5 lety +4

      I just call it SS USB to cover all of USB 3.x

  • @kalebbauerlein294
    @kalebbauerlein294 Před 4 lety +3

    You know what really overcooks my pasta?
    When Linus says Pasta instead of Pasta

  • @betaneptune
    @betaneptune Před 2 lety +1

    How about a rant on the thickness of phones? If they make them 15% thicker, they can put in a battery at least 15% bigger and get 15% more time out of it! Really, what's the obsession with thinness? I've never heard anyone say, "This phone is too thick!" But I have heard, "Why can't I get through a day without having to charge my phone twice?" Then there are the battery-saving tips, which are basically two things: (1) Dim the display, and (2) turn off all the cool features we told you about in our ads. Sheesh.

  • @Minitomate
    @Minitomate Před 4 lety +346

    Time traveller: On what date am I?
    Me: 21st july of 2019
    Time traveller: Oh, and what gen of USB is right now?
    Me: The 3.2 Gen 2 x 2
    Time traveller: Which one? The 3.2.1 Gen 1 x 2 or the 3.2.1 2 x 2?
    Me: *What?!*

  • @kf160k160
    @kf160k160 Před 5 lety +388

    This what happen when too many people making a simple decision.

    • @vivisect53
      @vivisect53 Před 5 lety +3

      Damn...do you always get wierd replies to your comments...lol

    • @ThisFinalHandle
      @ThisFinalHandle Před 5 lety

      Too many chefs in the kitchen... something, something, something...

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band Před 5 lety +1

      It's the same in bands. That's why you can't have your band as a democracy. Someone has to be in charge of every part - business, music, etc

  • @beanmicrowaved9333
    @beanmicrowaved9333 Před 3 lety

    USB names: complicated/confusing
    Monitor names: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @the_Spartan_117
    @the_Spartan_117 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "My great grandad couldn't become my dad"
    Alabama: "You sure about that?"

  • @arsh_DSJ
    @arsh_DSJ Před 5 lety +681

    I thought this was just a rant about how you can't plug a usb right in first attempt.

    • @user-pn1fe6sg2w
      @user-pn1fe6sg2w Před 5 lety +43

      If I had a nickel for every time I got it wrong, I would have been able to fund R&D on USB-C back in 1998.

    • @TyudaiKishasa
      @TyudaiKishasa Před 5 lety +16

      And then he was going to make a second rant video about how you can never plug a usb right the second attempt either

    • @kyb7795
      @kyb7795 Před 5 lety +7

      That's also on them...they could just put a this side up logo

    • @liteoner
      @liteoner Před 5 lety +9

      @@kyb7795 Assuming the port is the correct way up

    • @kyb7795
      @kyb7795 Před 5 lety +3

      @@liteoner 🤯😂

  • @Devilsdrake
    @Devilsdrake Před 5 lety +517

    I wouldn't mind a "linus rages" mini series
    would be pretty LIT

    • @Wrathlon
      @Wrathlon Před 5 lety +14

      Not going to lie, Linus is pretty funny when hes angry and exasperated haha

    • @_BangDroid_
      @_BangDroid_ Před 5 lety +11

      _What really grinds my gears_ Series, and he has to start each paragraph with _You know what really grinds my gears..._

    • @Devilsdrake
      @Devilsdrake Před 5 lety

      :D when sempai notices you :D :D :D

    • @DrAbgezueffelt
      @DrAbgezueffelt Před 5 lety

      #meToo
      ...
      no wait, that doesn't feel right to use in that context 🤔

  • @TheAncientOneYT
    @TheAncientOneYT Před 2 lety

    LOL, I love that you put Comcast/Xfinity up on screen - I worked for them for 10 years as a residential and commercial installer and during that transition period when they "changed names" it made little sense to me - though, on a sidenote, it makes a little bit of sense at least - Comcast, the corporation owns various subsidiaries such as NBC Universal etc.. I guess it is their way to distinguish between their television/internet services and other services or media they provide. Anyhow, I still remember pulling into a customers driveway with my new van and them saying "I am so glad to see Xfinity here, I hate Comcast and if they sent them out I would have asked you to leave" - I just chuckled and went about getting their service sorted out. Good times

  • @BreadMaster-rz7ub
    @BreadMaster-rz7ub Před 2 lety +3

    This aged like fine wine.

  • @MaltaMcMurchy
    @MaltaMcMurchy Před 5 lety +344

    Thanks for the update, you've just handed me a free upgrade from USB 3.0 to USB 3.2 Gen 1, simply by posting this video!

    • @WAncouvOR
      @WAncouvOR Před 5 lety +36

      True, my 8 y/o mobo came with usb 3.0, it got a free upgrade to usb 3.1 Gen 1 and then usb 3.2 Gen 1! Man, free upgrades!

    • @DavidFrostbite
      @DavidFrostbite Před 5 lety +19

      Just like 5Ge!

    • @shefa1999
      @shefa1999 Před 5 lety +6

      Pretty surprised this wasn't a clickbaity "How to Upgrade to USB 3.2 for free 100% working"

  • @gynaecide4382
    @gynaecide4382 Před 4 lety +1437

    Your crush: USB 3.2
    Her brother: USB 3.1
    Her dad: USB 3.0
    You: USB 1.0

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic Před 4 lety +82

      nah nah, ps/2

    • @gynaecide4382
      @gynaecide4382 Před 4 lety +14

      @@WLxMusic Lmao

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety +39

      @@WLxMusic why we're still at ps/2 and not ps/3, ps/4 and ps/5? 😡

    • @GameMaker3_5
      @GameMaker3_5 Před 4 lety +8

      @@gamermapper The IBM PS/x series died during the 90's amidst the rise of Microsoft Windows and other PC manufactures beating IBM out of the market.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper Před 4 lety +5

      @@GameMaker3_5 fortunately PlayStation didn't

  • @maniadejogoextreme
    @maniadejogoextreme Před 4 lety +3

    Linus be like:
    I've had enough. I'm off.
    "but, Linus, there's a spon..."
    Linus: I've never gone anywhere

  • @cst1229
    @cst1229 Před 3 lety

    It's like renaming your grand-grandfather "Old Grandfather", and then renaming it AGAIN to "Old Old Dad"!

  • @AJD...
    @AJD... Před 5 lety +317

    4:16 "my great grandpa doesn't become my dad later."
    - Linus 2019

    • @act.13.41
      @act.13.41 Před 5 lety +12

      But he could still be his uncle.

    • @timothysimmons9441
      @timothysimmons9441 Před 5 lety +10

      I mean if his mom married his great grandpa, then he would also be his new dad...

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock Před 5 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/eYlJH81dSiw/video.html

    • @taherajna
      @taherajna Před 5 lety +3

      r/BrandNewSentence

    • @AntonyMining
      @AntonyMining Před 5 lety +7

      Grandpa = father 2.0
      😂😂😂😂

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k Před 5 lety +337

    The subtle smoke effect should have gradually turned to fire.

    • @lyonixx9886
      @lyonixx9886 Před 5 lety +6

      and his voice should be darker xD

    • @evicous9735
      @evicous9735 Před 5 lety +10

      @@lyonixx9886 but it's linus... that high pitch is as dark as it gets...

    • @Spluna99
      @Spluna99 Před 5 lety

      I thought that was my vape

    • @results4526
      @results4526 Před 5 lety

      @@Spluna99 I always thought cart port radio/USB devices looked like vapes xD

    • @Spluna99
      @Spluna99 Před 5 lety

      Results 45 they aren’t? No wonder mine won’t hit.

  • @jamesdudley237
    @jamesdudley237 Před 2 lety +2

    This seems like a scam to allow companies to rebrand their old products to seem new again to drive new sales. Old USB flash drive specs have literally been updated to say supports USB 3.2 and 99.9% of customers probably assume it is a new product. If they already own the 3.0 version they might be unknowingly purchasing an identical product to replace it and completely wasting their money.
    The best approach now is just to ignore the USB X.X number and look only at Gen number.
    I eagerly await USB 3.3 to see if they go with Gen 2x2x2, Gen 8 or Gen 2³. Maybe Gen 3 and from now on the Gen number will denote the power of two.
    Or lets deepen the rabbit hole and make it Gen 2x2 Gen 2, with USB 3.2 Gen 2x2 becoming USB 3.3 Gen 2x2 Gen 1

  • @pam0077
    @pam0077 Před 4 lety +3

    Thank you for this video. It clarified what has taken me over two hours today in trying to figure out what happened to USB 3.0 and 3.1. Apparently there was another renaming called USB 3.1 gen 1 that I didn't even know ever existed, and that no longer does exist. For this idiotic renaming scheme to have worked, they would've had to magically republish all tech articles, manuals, media, packaging, and marketing materials going back five years or more. Idiots.

  • @Yakikitsu
    @Yakikitsu Před 5 lety +300

    Imagine, it's so Stupid that Linus had to make a Video about it.

    • @jamesisaac7684
      @jamesisaac7684 Před 5 lety

      Thiojoe had done this a long time ago.
      czcams.com/video/ZxRv4L7p5Us/video.html

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman Před 5 lety

      The capitalized S triggers me

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman Před 5 lety

      Oh the capitalized V too

    • @jasondads9509
      @jasondads9509 Před 5 lety

      several videos

    • @retrogamer5373
      @retrogamer5373 Před 5 lety

      He's gotta make those ad revenue

  • @SuperShadowP1ay
    @SuperShadowP1ay Před 5 lety +390

    USB 3.2 Gen 2 x 2 & Knuckles, featuring Dante from the Devil may Cry series. Now with new Funky mode!

    • @Septimius
      @Septimius Před 5 lety

      Except February, which has 28

    • @louism771
      @louism771 Před 5 lety

      More knuckles for everyone! Everything's better with Knuckles!

    • @AceMcCrank
      @AceMcCrank Před 5 lety +1

      Don't forget the Yoda DLC.

    • @MrFiver1111
      @MrFiver1111 Před 5 lety

      and next revision is USB 3.3 + 3 & Knuckles and the empire stikes back

  • @humaj19
    @humaj19 Před 3 lety

    The glory of "USB 3.1 Gen _" is the greatest thing in the history of technological nomenclature, technical terms, branding, and marketing.

  • @PendelSteven
    @PendelSteven Před rokem +1

    What's worse? Is that people see a USB-C port nowadays and think "40 Gb/s".
    Nope. That's not how it works. That USB-C port might actually be as fast as an USB-A port.

  • @daniel_ghax
    @daniel_ghax Před 5 lety +535

    Thanks for the non-white background m8.

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris Před 5 lety +35

      The battery in my OLED-screened phone appreciated it

    • @daniel_ghax
      @daniel_ghax Před 5 lety +44

      @@ohnoitschris Yeah, mine too, but mostly my eyes im my dark room at 11pm realy appreciate it.

    • @djenson
      @djenson Před 5 lety

      @@daniel_ghax Hello uk user

    • @TheDarkserpent
      @TheDarkserpent Před 5 lety +4

      Daylight mode = White background
      Night mode = black background
      Linus very angry = Hell background

    • @RobbieFitzAu
      @RobbieFitzAu Před 5 lety

      Agreed. Maybe be daring and do a green background next time. I think we can all have a lot of fun with that.

  • @efari
    @efari Před 5 lety +160

    The REAL problem with post-launch renaming of products comes when you need support.
    What search term do you use? Because in the earlier support topics and forums they will call things by the former name. And in recent forums they will sometimes use the new name, or sometimes the old name, or even worse, use the 2 mixed together...
    And the official channels will call them by their marketing name, while pretending they don’t know the real spec’s name.
    How is anyone going to find relevant topics? “I’m looking for driver for my usb 3.1 device.” -Ok but which 3.1 do you mean the first one or the renamed one? “Idk it just says USB 3 superspeed”

    • @janjohansson2567
      @janjohansson2567 Před 5 lety +1

      SuperSpeed (without 10gpbs at the end) means the device is usb 3.0 = 3.1 gen 1 = 3.2 gen 1x1. Saying "3.1" without the gen is leaving out crucial information.

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 Před 5 lety +8

      ​@@janjohansson2567 Yeah, however if you aren't on top of the stupid naming schemes you would have no idea what the people were talking about nor would you think it was relevant to your issue. Problem with just renaming things on a whim is that topic that might be relevant to an issue might be dismissed because the product is renamed differently. Most people who see to things renamed differently are going to assume that they are two different things.

    • @TrevorSchmidtcaptaindiptoad
      @TrevorSchmidtcaptaindiptoad Před 5 lety +3

      @@janjohansson2567 Your part of the problem

    • @TheScarvig
      @TheScarvig Před 5 lety

      i guess most of the time the answer to the question of the support guy will be "dunno, has a blue plug...."
      the whole thing with the version number and any additions to it like .2 or x2 will only ever be known by IT personell and even then only if they happened to stumble across a problem with it before.
      the average consumer wont know or even care which revision his gadget uses as long as it works and only get mad if he gets told that he bought older slower tech when he is shown and explained the same gadget with the newer tech.

  • @64hapz
    @64hapz Před 2 lety

    THANK YOU! I got confused looking at the back ports of the USB’s on my PC (my first PC build, coming from Mac). You are 100% correct, at the end I didn’t care I just wanted to plug my things right in without the extra mumbo jumbo.

  • @trolmaso
    @trolmaso Před 3 lety +4

    USB: *sees this video*
    Understandable have a great day
    *Meanwhile in August 2019*
    USB4: Electric Boogaloo

  • @brivars
    @brivars Před 5 lety +121

    USB 2.0 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -1
    USB 1.1 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -1.9
    USB 1.0 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -2
    And we'll skip Gen 0 because then other Gens would make fun of it.

    • @SupaDanteX
      @SupaDanteX Před 5 lety +3

      Cant forget Gen X, Y, Z and Baby Boomers. Everyone loves bringing those up for some reason! But what to call those?
      USB Gen BB - 2 (Because on average they had 2 children)
      USB Gen X - 40 (Because thats the age they currently are roughly)
      USB Gen Y + 20 (Because they're 20~ years older than Gen X)
      USB Gen Z _ Y2K (Because they're born around the year 2000)

    • @gloowacz
      @gloowacz Před 5 lety +1

      Wouldn't that make PS/2 a USB 3.2 Gen -3 ?
      And AT Connector a USB 3.2 Gen -4?

  • @dougsie8791
    @dougsie8791 Před 5 lety +546

    Ya gotta remember Linus; They're all on LSD over at silicon valley.
    They're thinking at quantum level.

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 Před 5 lety +39

      We just don't understand their superior intellect. They can see sounds! Lol

    • @LexiconDevil
      @LexiconDevil Před 5 lety +1

      Microdoses of Lysergic Acid Dimethylamine

    • @bernardlowe5433
      @bernardlowe5433 Před 5 lety +5

      Once you get VC funding you have to take 400 ug to speak to the toad.

    • @samrudi3761
      @samrudi3761 Před 5 lety +3

      No it's mushrooms because they were just decriminalized in Oakland.

    • @samrudi3761
      @samrudi3761 Před 5 lety

      lolol

  • @ilerien
    @ilerien Před 3 lety

    that chart is a must in every dollar store that claims that cable can do anything

  • @petrikallio2485
    @petrikallio2485 Před 2 lety +3

    HDMI standards did the same, 2.0 is now 2.1, but it cant do 4k 120hz like the REAL 2.1. Are the people from usb forum now in charge of hdmi naming

  • @soggycracker5934
    @soggycracker5934 Před 5 lety +617

    Customers are dumb, don't confuse them... Love it. It's great. True as well.

    • @vishalkrsingh6184
      @vishalkrsingh6184 Před 5 lety +16

      That's the motto apple follows

    • @welogo1623
      @welogo1623 Před 5 lety +3

      君の名前は好きです。カッコイイ

    • @MegaOS_Ver_NEET
      @MegaOS_Ver_NEET Před 5 lety +3

      and..... this is the best game plan for marketing ever...
      Too bad Uncommon sense rules MOST of us.... so they took screwy names to confuse customers more

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz Před 5 lety +1

      VishalKrSingh All companies knows it. It’s just Apple has better understanding with that principle along with their mastery in marketing.

    • @Akkbar21
      @Akkbar21 Před 5 lety +1

      Customers are brain dead

  • @W4LL37SK83R
    @W4LL37SK83R Před 5 lety +699

    USB 3.0 = 5Gbps
    USB 3.1 = 10Gbps
    USB 3.2 = 20Gbps
    That's what it should be.
    Let's just start calling it that and ignore what USB-IF says, just like the Titan Xpp.

    • @hasinzafir3906
      @hasinzafir3906 Před 5 lety +2

      i still don't get whic "p" means what... it makes me angeeery

    • @pangkan270
      @pangkan270 Před 5 lety +8

      or just 3.0, 4.0, 5.0. Both works better than 3.2 gen 1, 3.2 gen 2, 3.2 gen 2x2...

    • @ayuchanayuko
      @ayuchanayuko Před 5 lety +23

      @@pangkan270 there's no major difference in USB 3.0 and 3.1, more of a protocol thing and not a physical thing like usb2 vs usb3. The USB 3.2 gen 2x2, on the other hand, could have been USB 4 or USB 3.3. They could reserve USB4 for a purely Type-C spec. Or imo just append a 'C' in the name if it's a type C like USB 3.3C so you could get cables like usb3.1 to usb3.1C for connecting your desktop PC to your external drive or phone. This for me is better because the performance of a type C cable also depends on the cable's spec (usb3, 3.1, 3.2) and not just because its type C. Likewise, cables could be called USB2C cables so people dont mistakenly buy a usb2 type c cable.
      Tldr USB4 is better for a port or protocol that is majorly different enough -- e.g. type C or a new orange 15-lane TYPE A Port.

    • @RelakS__
      @RelakS__ Před 5 lety +11

      The problem comes when you buy some USB3.2 thingy, but it turns out that is only Gen1, and you expected Gen 2x2. Of course, it won't be clearly marketed.

    • @diejecos4812
      @diejecos4812 Před 5 lety

      @@hasinzafir3906 its called 5 gigabit per second

  • @felenov
    @felenov Před 4 lety

    Asus: names their stuff in a way that makes zero sense
    LTT: *does not notice*

  • @TheDarkserpent
    @TheDarkserpent Před 5 lety +53

    Daylight mode = White background
    Night mode = black background
    Linus very angry = Hell background

    • @darthkarl99
      @darthkarl99 Před 5 lety

      Linus is Doom Marine? :P

    • @TheDarkserpent
      @TheDarkserpent Před 5 lety

      @@darthkarl99 He is too thin, the marine looks like a strong man 💪😎

  • @john-man3152
    @john-man3152 Před 4 lety +219

    "My great grandpa doesn't become my dad later."
    This season of Game of TechTips is becoming weird.

  • @poseidon3032
    @poseidon3032 Před 3 lety +2

    Marketing departments rationalizing their existence. Confusion sells more products. Mistake buys. It's intentional.

  • @lumpython5351
    @lumpython5351 Před 2 lety +1

    The most disgusting thing is nowadays many cable manufacturers even don’t put USB specifications on their packages or it’s hard to find. Most of time you will get USB 2.0. I was surprised how hard to get a USB 3.1 Type-C to Type-C cable for monitor, like Belkin, they don’t put any information on their packaging. The one sold at apple actually only suitable for charging.!

  • @GuerrillaSauce
    @GuerrillaSauce Před 5 lety +220

    Everyone: "Renaming USB 3.0 to USB 3.1 Gen 1 was dumb"
    USB Forum: "Hold my beer ... *rebrands all current standards* ... Now who's dumb?!"
    Everyone: "Oh... Oh, no... Not cool bro"

    • @reyariass
      @reyariass Před 5 lety +1

      Did they really rebrand all the current USB standards?

    • @omarhatemelrefaei8820
      @omarhatemelrefaei8820 Před 5 lety +2

      @@reyariass "current" --somehow-- refers to USB 3.* recent standards

  • @AvB.83
    @AvB.83 Před 5 lety +31

    "Consumers are dumb, don't confuse them" That is some solid marketing advise right there.

    • @karmanyaahm
      @karmanyaahm Před 5 lety +1

      That is how Apple works😁

    • @Locutus494
      @Locutus494 Před 5 lety +1

      Indeed. This is true for a lot of industries, but none more so than the tech industry.

  • @jahidsarkar3768
    @jahidsarkar3768 Před rokem +2

    SONY: Sorry folks latte to the meeting, we just launched Xperia 1 for the 9th time in 9 years

  • @poser8587
    @poser8587 Před 2 lety

    USB, I remember USB. Plug you USB Mouse into your USB monitor. Plug your USB Monitor into your USB Speakers. Plug your USB Speakers into your USB Keyboard. Plug your USB Keyboard into your USB Printer. Plug your USB Printer into your Computer and it all just works like MAGIC. Ah yes, I remember USB in all it's glorious daisy chain goodness.
    Do you remember USB?
    Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii Před 4 lety +542

    There are two layouts I can think of that would fix this completely.
    USB 1.0
    USB 1.1
    USB 2.0
    USB 3 Gen 1
    USB 3 Gen 2
    USB 3 Gen 3
    OR
    USB 1.0
    USB 1.1
    USB 2.0
    USB 3.0
    USB 3.1
    USB 3.2

    • @antonberglund117
      @antonberglund117 Před 4 lety +144

      I vote for the second alternative.

    • @adelaide7822
      @adelaide7822 Před 4 lety +53

      I would like the second one please.

    • @draxoronxztgs1212
      @draxoronxztgs1212 Před 4 lety +9

      Or they could start learn the basics of numbers again to not confuse the hell out of people rather than giving the different versions random names since the speed is the only thing that matters, and was originally the definition of the USB (x) number. The only physical difference between earlier versions and 3 is the 5 extra pins.
      That with the (x).0 , (x).1 , (x).2 and gen v's add-on number is more a marketing thing to make it look better that I find silly and dumb when they can change the first number instead (if the same plug can be used on all versions).
      If the USB 3.2 with 2 lanes can't work with 1, it should be called UPB (for Universial Parallel Bus) instead and have a complete new socket and plug design since the Serial in (Universial Serial Bus = USB) means 1 single lane that transfers 1 bit per clock cycle (more failure proof but slower and depends ONLY on the clock speed), and Parallel transfers several bits on individual lanes per cycle (less failure proof but much faster and depends on booth the number of lanes and the clock speed).
      That would be more correct to call it.

    • @AlNexus
      @AlNexus Před 4 lety +6

      second.

    • @ShiroCh_ID
      @ShiroCh_ID Před 4 lety +5

      1 more option
      USB 1.0
      USB 1.1
      USB 2.0
      USB 3.0
      USB 3.1
      USB 4.0
      Or
      USB 1
      USB 1.1
      USB 2.0
      USB 3 also known as USB 3.0
      USB 3 Gen 2 Also Known As USB 3.1
      USB 3 Gen 3 Also Known As USB SS or SUPER SPEED

  • @lucretius8050
    @lucretius8050 Před 5 lety +398

    Meanwhile at the SD Card Association
    Hold my beer

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 Před 4 lety +10

      Not really bad. The speed matches up with the class at least for micro sd

    • @bebekdragon7604
      @bebekdragon7604 Před 4 lety +43

      @@uniqhnd23 there are some confusing parts about sd card.
      Eg. There is many class system like class 1-10, UHS I-III, U1-3, a1&2, V10-90. Some people can be misleaded to think that U3 is the same as UHS III.

    • @CanIHasThisName
      @CanIHasThisName Před 4 lety +13

      @@bebekdragon7604 This. Their class systems were really coherent at first, until suddenly you don't really understand what you're buying without Google's assistance.

  • @azmc4940
    @azmc4940 Před 3 lety +2

    And we haven't even talked about the like 20 different cables that all look the same!

  • @mydigitalanalog
    @mydigitalanalog Před 2 lety +1

    About 2 years ago, I hand wrote a vent diagram showing all the nonsensical names and renames and such of the USB versions with the data speeds and such, threw in thunderbolt 3 and 4 for fun. It was a mess, hand drew it cause I couldn’t get any software to actually do it 😂

  • @edimopoulos10
    @edimopoulos10 Před 5 lety +205

    Just imagine the next gen™ Intel cpu be named:
    INTEL Core™ Power™ i12-12990SKRRP
    SK= SuperOverclockable™
    RRP:Raw Rendering Power

    • @NoahNitschmann2013
      @NoahNitschmann2013 Před 5 lety +10

      and the rename the old 6700k to 9650Kbutnottoomuch

    • @aria8928
      @aria8928 Před 5 lety +9

      SKRRP dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      (I'm the Scatman)

    • @Sataka23clips
      @Sataka23clips Před 5 lety +5

      ting goes skkrrrpp

    • @user-yd2cu2sw6i
      @user-yd2cu2sw6i Před 5 lety +1

      No intel i processors are odd numbers so its i11

    • @Zarflame99_Alt
      @Zarflame99_Alt Před 5 lety +1

      @@user-yd2cu2sw6i They would make it an even number to throw people off.

  • @jaakko200987654321
    @jaakko200987654321 Před 5 lety +610

    next: usb 3.3.65 superspeed type x special edition 4wd 1.9 TDI gen 6.2 v3

  • @JScott-lg4jb
    @JScott-lg4jb Před 2 lety +4

    I gets worse, don’t worry. HDMI poops on themselves too. We only got Display port left…

    • @groundjet
      @groundjet Před 2 lety

      Give 'em time, add a little pinch of greed and they'll go the same way sadly

  • @Cyber_Akuma
    @Cyber_Akuma Před 2 lety +1

    Marketing. That's it, that's the reason, that's the only reason. Marketing. They know customers will think the shiny new "USB 3.1" device is better than that old USB 3.0 device, even though it's the same thing. Likewise with 3.2, manufacturers can even make consumers think that those shiny "new" 3.2 ports... that are just plain old 3.0 ports, are better than 3.1 Gen 2 ports because 3.2 > 3.1.
    They completely and utterly WRECKED any semblance of logic and reason with USB naming schemes on purpose just so they can intentionally re-sell old stuff with a new label and trick consumers into thinking it's something new and better.

  • @yakovhadash
    @yakovhadash Před 5 lety +165

    Kingdom Hearts producers snuck into the USB standards meeting

  • @davidliu7125
    @davidliu7125 Před 4 lety +764

    USB 1942
    USB 2
    USB 2142
    USB Bad Company
    USB Heroes
    USB 1943
    USB Bad company 2
    USB online
    USB 3
    USB 4
    USB Hardline
    USB 1....
    USB 5

  • @beccaninglights
    @beccaninglights Před rokem

    You know what really over cooks my pasta?
    "passtuh" 😐 😅 🤣

  • @bloodstreak_og4012
    @bloodstreak_og4012 Před 3 lety

    Parents:*have children* imma name it jimmy!
    *Has other child* wait.. 10yr old jimmy, your name is timmy now.
    *Has another child* hey timmy, your name is now larry. Timmy is jimmy, and the new child is lloyd.

  • @Skulgrimm
    @Skulgrimm Před 5 lety +276

    But USB 3.2 has two Parallel data lines!
    Shouldn't it be called UPB then?

    • @rravitejamavr6650
      @rravitejamavr6650 Před 5 lety +32

      Actually this is true 🤔🤔🤔....

    • @BartJBols
      @BartJBols Před 5 lety +31

      no, since the data lines are STILL serial. Parallel means that each bit of a single byte travels parallel in 1 burst, so bit 1, 2, 3 and 4 for example would move at the exact same time each on their own cable as a group 'message', serial means the bits all move individually in a cue and get reassembled at the other end into bytes. Two parallel data lines just means twice of that, the bits being sent on each line have no direct byte relation to each other.

    • @dralord1307
      @dralord1307 Před 5 lety +27

      @@BartJBols so then DUSB "dual"

    • @Skulgrimm
      @Skulgrimm Před 5 lety +24

      @@BartJBols So they just taped 2 USB connections together to make it faster.

    • @JonDoe-wk9qc
      @JonDoe-wk9qc Před 5 lety +11

      @@Skulgrimm precisely