15 Jokes In Avengers Endgame That Flew Over Your Head

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  • The Best And Funniest Jokes In Marvel Avengers Endgame
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    Just like many other movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers: Endgame made us cry, cheer and, of course, laugh. Today, we’re going to be going over some of the best jokes Marvel Studios included in the movie and some of them are ones you might’ve missed. You probably realized the movie reference when Captain America got into that elevator, but we’ll explain why all the comic book fans in the audience laughed when Steve Rogers said “hail Hydra.”
    Time travel can introduce a lot of plot holes into a cinematic universe, but it can also add a lot of levity. We’ll include some of the funniest moments you might not have noticed the first time around, including a Ben & Jerry’s reference from Avengers: Infinity War. Did you think Bruce Banner was holding a pint of ice cream too? And if you missed the book being read by the security guard in Scott Lang’s storage unit, we’ll let you know why “Terminal Breach” was the perfect choice for reading material and, of course, we’ll talk about the time Thor had to deal with some creatures straight out of Norse mythology, but with a great modern twist.
    Now that we’ve shared some of our favorite Avengers: Endgame moments of levity, what was the joke that made you laugh the hardest? Make sure to share it with us in the comments section and then click on the subscribe button for more great videos from us here at CBR.
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 5 lety +9026

    The real question is: WHO really peed in Ant Man's pants?

  • @YungXHasu
    @YungXHasu Před 4 lety +1282

    We never blamed Thor for not aiming at at Thanos’s head, We always blamed Quill.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 Před 4 lety +52

      Skate tube 40
      hell naw blame Strange for giving up the time stone like a bitch without explaining it to Tony,
      or Mantis for even bringing up that Thanos was sad about Gamora prompting Quill to get angry in the first place

    • @breezyo1989
      @breezyo1989 Před 4 lety +105

      No dude... Dr. Strange had a plan... Quail messed up the plan.

    • @bellahime1913
      @bellahime1913 Před 4 lety +49

      Yes! So true. Quill is selfish only thinking about himself.

    • @aldolizalde481
      @aldolizalde481 Před 4 lety +55

      @@RacingSnails64 he tells Tony in end game that if he tells him how its gonna happen, it wont happen, quills fault for sure

    • @sensibleguy7892
      @sensibleguy7892 Před 4 lety +2

      Go fuck yourself

  • @zackblizard136
    @zackblizard136 Před 5 lety +2821

    These jokes did not fly over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I caught them

    • @th0m4xs70
      @th0m4xs70 Před 5 lety +15

      Zack Blizard you stole this comment

    • @zackblizard136
      @zackblizard136 Před 5 lety +92

      @@th0m4xs70 the only person I stole this comment from was Drax from GotG 1. (I didn't even look at the comments before commenting, I just referenced it because it reminded me of that line)

    • @crimsonsun4312
      @crimsonsun4312 Před 5 lety +15

      @david chappel dont

    • @md.sazzadfaruk4148
      @md.sazzadfaruk4148 Před 4 lety +3

      didn't all of us did

    • @ninemind5351
      @ninemind5351 Před 4 lety

      Ll

  • @MegaAbhinavGupta
    @MegaAbhinavGupta Před 4 lety +259

    Falcon: Hey strange can u open the portal on his left.
    Strange: why?
    Falcon: its really important 😂

  • @dadaseyi
    @dadaseyi Před 4 lety +435

    One joke that always makes me laugh "Cap: Thor what do you know? *Silence* Nat: Is he asleep? Rhodey: Nah, I'm pretty sure he's dead"

  • @elvindferdinand7646
    @elvindferdinand7646 Před 5 lety +2998

    Nebula: “your choices were either him, or a talking tree.”
    Me: well she can’t see Drax🤣🤣

  • @harrycleaver5920
    @harrycleaver5920 Před 5 lety +588

    It wasn’t deep but when Black Panther specificially calls Hawkeye Clint, it’s a throwback to Civil War who says “my name is Clint” and Black Panther says “I don’t care”

    • @Sai_Rompe
      @Sai_Rompe Před 5 lety +24

      George Barry I was waiting to see if someone said this

    • @kaypii5572
      @kaypii5572 Před 5 lety +2

      Oh yeah! 😇

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 Před 5 lety +9

      What else would he call him? "Hawkeye" was never used for him in any of the movies. He literally is just Clint.

    • @Galahadfairlight
      @Galahadfairlight Před 5 lety +17

      @@Linerunner99 Maybe Barton, he's called that all the time.

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Galahadfairlight Yeah... the guy who saw him once in a fight years ago was going to call him by his last name he never heard. He called him the only thing he ever heard... Clint. Don't forget he came out of retirement for Civil War and went right back into it afterwards. That brief introduction was the only contact they ever had. It's not like some deep friendship had developed between them. They're strangers.

  • @peerlessthegamer
    @peerlessthegamer Před 4 lety +157

    When War-machine mimics killing baby Thanos.

    • @MPR_.
      @MPR_. Před 3 lety +4

      The sound fx killed me😭

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 Před 4 lety +146

    Thanos: I am inevitable.
    Groot: I am groot!

  • @svenowsky
    @svenowsky Před 5 lety +1497

    "Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast"
    - Invisible man

  • @Sackboy-ch9xo
    @Sackboy-ch9xo Před 4 lety +406

    Thor: what do you think is running through my veins
    War machine: cheese wis

    • @aizawhat1377
      @aizawhat1377 Před 4 lety +3

      XD

    • @bullitt_gaming
      @bullitt_gaming Před 4 lety +7

      Whiz
      I know, I know. I couldn’t help myself; sorry 😁😂😂

    • @patdog122482
      @patdog122482 Před 4 lety +4

      That line *REALLY* seems like it was missing a few more ideas/options from other characters too IMHO!

    • @cubrick4334
      @cubrick4334 Před 3 lety

      Thor: lightning

    • @gasketblower
      @gasketblower Před 3 lety

      Bruh its whiz

  • @paulhicks1168
    @paulhicks1168 Před 4 lety +229

    Best callback ever “on your left”

  • @gabymartinez2814
    @gabymartinez2814 Před 5 lety +1388

    I’m just gonna think NoobMaster69 is Loki lmao

    • @gabymartinez2814
      @gabymartinez2814 Před 5 lety +42

      Gab The Player Obviously I know, Im not implying that my thought is canon. Anyway why would I watch endgame without watching infinity wars?

    • @ianbrown3948
      @ianbrown3948 Před 5 lety +34

      Loki ain’t dead the 2012 one is still alive

    • @terashockzz2027
      @terashockzz2027 Před 5 lety +29

      @Gab The Player Loki is not dead as there is a new timeline where evil Loki escaped with the space stone and there is a Loki tv show coming to Disney +

    • @Juliusbehrisch
      @Juliusbehrisch Před 5 lety +9

      Ian Brown he is dead just not yet in that time

    • @ianthecoolthief6226
      @ianthecoolthief6226 Před 5 lety +5

      You're making it worse.

  • @calebesagaz5226
    @calebesagaz5226 Před 5 lety +2965

    *I want a fight between Thor and NoobMaster69 in Asgardians of the Galaxy.*

    • @shiroyasha_007
      @shiroyasha_007 Před 5 lety +38

      guess what? Namor is noobmaster69

    • @zunrt9230
      @zunrt9230 Před 5 lety +77

      Calebe Sagaz Plot twist: NoobMaster69 is the kid in the bicycle.

    • @alanjakulero7033
      @alanjakulero7033 Před 5 lety +13

      Melted ice cream

    • @rotanapina2881
      @rotanapina2881 Před 5 lety +35

      Plot twist: *Noobmaster69 is Miek*

    • @10bayekofsiwa15
      @10bayekofsiwa15 Před 5 lety +51

      Lol I saw a comment once that noobmaster69 is Loki that disappeared with the tesseract

  • @JKboi27
    @JKboi27 Před 4 lety +435

    T'challa calling out Clint's name was pretty good after claiming he didn't care what his name was in Civil War.

    • @ATS1031
      @ATS1031 Před 4 lety +15

      Jimmy Kim Clint should have said I don’t care and ran way lmao

    • @anonymoustrash9243
      @anonymoustrash9243 Před 4 lety +3

      IKR

    • @tjat69
      @tjat69 Před 4 lety +2

      ATS whEEzE

    • @nikki9125
      @nikki9125 Před 4 lety +11

      He didn’t “claim” he didn’t care, at that time, he really didn’t care. All he cared about was exacting revenge on Bucky for his father’s death. By the time he found out who was the real killer & it was done out of revenge, he realized he needed to change his way of thinking, revenge only hurts other people & doesn’t make you feel better.

    • @ghost-wl3pm
      @ghost-wl3pm Před 3 lety +1

      @@ATS1031 that would have been hilarious

  • @TheDalinkwent
    @TheDalinkwent Před 4 lety +52

    Out of all of the epic moments in this movie...my favorite scene remains Hulk being a friend and replacing Scott's lost taco's.
    Everything about that scene works to perfection.

  • @AtulSingh-db9rl
    @AtulSingh-db9rl Před 5 lety +246

    Tony : Go to sleep or I'll sell your toys

    • @MissSongXiandi
      @MissSongXiandi Před 5 lety +5

      I used that on my nephew... it worked. Lolz

  • @Hitme410
    @Hitme410 Před 5 lety +462

    My favorite was a "Non Joke", Professor Hulk pretending to smash stuff in 2012...
    So hilarious!

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 Před 4 lety +8

      I loved that one to

    • @NuclearFridge1
      @NuclearFridge1 Před 4 lety +2

      Professor Hulk was all "No... No... I'm just not feeling it."

    • @talbotism3815
      @talbotism3815 Před 4 lety

      You’re obviously a child or simple minded. That was another moment of castration for the Hulk. His character was absolutely ruined.

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 Před 4 lety +1

      Seems gratuitous...

  • @coreyskuse9387
    @coreyskuse9387 Před 4 lety +38

    What about the Civil War callback between Black Panther and Hawkeye?
    Civil War: Hawkeye: "Hi, we haven't met, I'm Clint." Black Panther: "I don't care".
    Endgame: Black Panther: "Hey Clint!"

  • @davg.2589
    @davg.2589 Před 4 lety +26

    The small sequence with Morgan and Happy were they talk about cheeseburgers is where the real men cried

  • @Dan741258963
    @Dan741258963 Před 5 lety +2026

    Mine was when hulk went to go see thor and "we can possibly fix the problem." And thor says "what the cable problem?" It may go over a lot of people's heads but
    Thanos= Josh Brolin = Cable

    • @garymarshall7559
      @garymarshall7559 Před 5 lety +38

      Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny Před 5 lety +29

      Funny that you say that, cause I told my mom he was Cable in Deadpool 2 lol

    • @davidferri5797
      @davidferri5797 Před 5 lety +114

      And dead pool says" calm down Thanos" at end of DP2

    • @JolyneVR
      @JolyneVR Před 5 lety +6

      Daniel Montoya it was I dio

    • @richlawrence7661
      @richlawrence7661 Před 5 lety +20

      I don't know why this flew over my head, right up until you pointed this out. It hit me like duh!

  • @philiptom2799
    @philiptom2799 Před 5 lety +198

    Dr Strange to Wong: is that everyone?
    Wong: You want more?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 5 lety +25

      Yeah, the Defenders, the agents of Shield, anyone else from TV and the X-Men

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 Před 5 lety +3

      I need x men

    • @Noor-qo7fu
      @Noor-qo7fu Před 5 lety +3

      Philip Tom *wanted

    • @raeannariggs97
      @raeannariggs97 Před 5 lety +2

      @@davincent98 And also Disney barely bought 21st Century Fox i.e. giving Marvel the rights to using the Xmen characters in films only a couple of months ago, which happened wayyyyyy after they filmed Infinity War and Endgame (which they filmed altogether for the same film so they didn't have to pay everyone to come back for a second movie as well as take down and then rebuild sets all over again. Cuts costs down by a lot by making "one film" and then just editing it into 2 films. So all of 2017 was when they filmed most of both films and barely finished filming Endgame in early-mid 2018. Idk exact dates you'll have to look it up

    • @kataseiko
      @kataseiko Před 5 lety +1

      Magneto and Xavier would have been nice, but Storm would have been great to free up some firepower that was used to hold .. what was that, anyway? A Water Tornado?

  • @OriginalMicycle
    @OriginalMicycle Před 4 lety +45

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned that the first conversation Steve Rogers has with Dr. Abraham Erskine, the doctor who created him, Erskine says he is from Queens and before that Germany. I feel like this makes Parker's mention of being from Queens later on create more of a bond that nobody else picked up on. Maybe that's just me.

  • @diegosalazar1481
    @diegosalazar1481 Před 4 lety +112

    Drax in infinity-"He's not a dude, you are a dude, this is a man".
    Tony in endgame-"Move a side there, Lebowski"

  • @ZanePalmer
    @ZanePalmer Před 5 lety +523

    *When Thor and cap throw their weapons and cap gets stormbreaker for a second*
    Thor: no, no, give me that. You get the little one

    • @Dunnonia.
      @Dunnonia. Před 5 lety

      Zane Palmer yea

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 Před 5 lety +2

      So much for his mind crumbling

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 Před 5 lety +3

      And his body being too weak

    • @mrsplashman8308
      @mrsplashman8308 Před 5 lety +6

      Zane Palmer literally they over looked the fact that it should be impossible for him to wield storm breaker

    • @josephfuentes4686
      @josephfuentes4686 Před 5 lety +13

      @@mrsplashman8308 stormbreaker didn't have the same rules/curse like the Mjiolnir had :)
      notice how Thanos used the Stormbreaker against Thor?? :)

  • @dawoostarr
    @dawoostarr Před 5 lety +283

    My favourite scene was when professor hulk saw himself in new york

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 Před 5 lety +25

      I loved when Prof Hulk tried to smash, couldn't really pull it off.

    • @Yaori999
      @Yaori999 Před 5 lety +13

      @@feanor411 I mean, looking at your past self is always cringe. His levels of cringe probably were towering even Galactus.

    • @GorlicBreadz
      @GorlicBreadz Před 5 lety +1

      @@feanor411 Professor Hulk smashed but they only showed him in battle throwing someone and he had a line and that was it for Hulk smash

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 Před 5 lety

      @@GorlicBreadz It would have been cool if Professor Hulk proved he could still kick ass. Maybe Prof Hulk could hulk out into a bigger, stronger Hulk? That would be pretty cool.

    • @mingyaowu7720
      @mingyaowu7720 Před 5 lety

      And that word he mentioned "time travel" "that a win".

  • @jumboshrimp_2234
    @jumboshrimp_2234 Před 4 lety +46

    Peter watching Revenge of the Sith:
    Holdup! Why is Nick Fury getting killed by Emporer Palpatine?!

    • @andrewcox3137
      @andrewcox3137 Před 3 lety +9

      Um duh. Didn’t you know that the empire and hydra are longstanding allies. I’m pretty sure it all started because red skull and Darth Maul were cousins.

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 Před 5 lety +151

    Nothing flies over my head. My reflexes are too quick.

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 Před 5 lety +1137

    Thor kills Thanos
    ......
    Rocket : what did u do ?!
    Thor : I went for head
    👊👌

    • @keenanfarhan
      @keenanfarhan Před 5 lety +14

      @Doom Never Fails, Rocket quotes Thor in Infinity War, when Thanos snapped, Thor be like: “WHAT DID YOU DO,” and Rocket be like “WTF DID YOU DO”

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 Před 5 lety +2

      Ur a fucking piece of shit

    • @Tom-yx9qr
      @Tom-yx9qr Před 5 lety +12

      Hey Santa how? U fucking tard if you don’t want spoilers don’t watch avengers videos

    • @nonamefitstudios3541
      @nonamefitstudios3541 Před 5 lety +7

      No, it wasn't Thor who kills Thanos...It was The "Big Lebowski" Thor who kills Thanos. 😎

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Tom-yx9qr i alr watched the movie im just speaking for kids that havent dumbass

  • @noboruryuu4345
    @noboruryuu4345 Před 5 lety +1273

    If you missed these jokes, you probably haven't watched the movie yet

  • @musicallover8370
    @musicallover8370 Před 4 lety +40

    Antman: Just for the record, that's America's butt
    Captain America: Shut up

    • @jonlewis5061
      @jonlewis5061 Před 4 lety +6

      Barbara Kirkpatrick a few minutes later, Captain America looking at his own butt. Yea that is America’s butt.

  • @renknook
    @renknook Před 4 lety +127

    16. Thor having a cable problem.
    Cable in Deadpool 2 was portrayed by Josh Brolin who also plays Thanos.

    • @Guakamello
      @Guakamello Před 4 lety +11

      "Zip it Thanos"

    • @gymleaderjoey1371
      @gymleaderjoey1371 Před 3 lety +8

      Damn bro. I caught everything in this video but this i never even considered. Props to you bro.

    • @BeeDotGee1113
      @BeeDotGee1113 Před 3 lety +1

      ISWYDT

    • @05dturner
      @05dturner Před 3 lety +1

      And arguably, deadpool is noobmaster.

    • @renknook
      @renknook Před 3 lety

      @@05dturner didn't even consider that, but it would make total sense!

  • @sarahb6970
    @sarahb6970 Před 5 lety +414

    Only thing missing was a nod to the fact both RDJ and Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock Holmes. When they butt heads a “No shit Sherlock” would have been glorious!

    • @number1fool
      @number1fool Před 5 lety +13

      yeah, they were pretty vocal about how both of them did NOT want that to be in the movies.

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 Před 5 lety +16

      As Benedict Cumberbatch says 'it's corny' - I disagree😂

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated Před 5 lety +11

      They did make a Sherlock reference in Infinity War "Doctor, do you concur?"

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 Před 5 lety +7

      @@GaugeFullyAnimated I thought that was a reference to Doctor Stanges name?

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated Před 5 lety +6

      @@georgiastone3025 yeah that, but also Sherlock reference

  • @Sirlantzalot28
    @Sirlantzalot28 Před 5 lety +224

    Steve: *stands alone in the battlefield*
    Sam: “on your left”

    • @sangeetagoswami6720
      @sangeetagoswami6720 Před 5 lety +7

      He was surely not alone

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 Před 4 lety +22

      Sam: “Hey, Strange? Open the portal on his *left* ok?”
      Dr. Strange: “why tho?”
      Sam: “Just do it, ok? It’ll be funny I swear!”

    • @TeamMBaku
      @TeamMBaku Před 4 lety +7

      Made me very emotional. Couldn't even laugh. Felt everything I believe Cpt did at the moment.

    • @jasonmolenaar119
      @jasonmolenaar119 Před 4 lety

      I was glad that Sam got his on your left moment

  • @jennimcfood2290
    @jennimcfood2290 Před 4 lety +121

    Wish you would have shown the actual scenes that happened and the moments without telling us what happens and then moving on

    • @EllieBelle1993
      @EllieBelle1993 Před 3 lety +7

      Can’t finish the video cause of it

    • @nurfazlinjunidi8597
      @nurfazlinjunidi8597 Před 3 lety

      Exactly!

    • @retronerd7832
      @retronerd7832 Před 3 lety

      i think when they made this endgame was still in cinemas so they didnt have the actual scenes so thats why they had to explain the jokes and used footage from older movies :)))

  • @ghost-wl3pm
    @ghost-wl3pm Před 3 lety +11

    Is noone gonna talk about the fact that this video is about endgame,yet showed almost NO CLIPS from endgame?

  • @MaggotKing556
    @MaggotKing556 Před 5 lety +760

    Drax wasn't in Endgame. He mastered the art of being so still he's invisible

  • @renzayupan1303
    @renzayupan1303 Před 5 lety +476

    Wanda: you took everything from me.
    Thanos be like "I dont even know you" 😂😂😂

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 5 lety +25

      You will

    • @dylanhazard7360
      @dylanhazard7360 Před 5 lety +22

      Then he almost got ripped tf apart

    • @bashboi4074
      @bashboi4074 Před 5 lety +4

      I've ruined a lot of lives, you're nothing special

    • @CarneConPapas
      @CarneConPapas Před 5 lety +5

      Quicksilver be like
      BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME?

    • @jjconjsj324
      @jjconjsj324 Před 5 lety +9

      Well that version of Thanos hadn't met her yet since he came from the past before the events of infinity war

  • @darkdevil.231
    @darkdevil.231 Před 4 lety +136

    my fav one was when dr strange said
    which master do u serve
    star lord : which master do i serve am i suppose to say jeses

    • @kevind2529
      @kevind2529 Před 3 lety +2

      That did it for me yo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 Před 3 lety +21

      My favorite Peter Q and Tony interaction in IW is
      “No, I’m from Missouri!”
      “Yeah, that’s on earth _dipshit.”_
      OR
      “The 50% of me that’s stupid... that’s 100% you.”
      ...
      “Your math is blowing my mind.”

    • @xx4lerxx
      @xx4lerxx Před 3 lety +3

      Thats infinity war, not endgame

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xx4lerxx w0t m8?

    • @willeysingleton3057
      @willeysingleton3057 Před 3 lety

      Infinity war might be number 4 on greatest movies of all time but im also not smart and a huge Marvel fan.

  • @gargnob
    @gargnob Před 4 lety +26

    Frigga muttering "Oh, sometimes it takes a second." when Thor questions his worthyness and Mjolnir ... DOESN'T show up immediately!

    • @jasonsanders8797
      @jasonsanders8797 Před 3 lety +2

      A missed reference to when Thor was waiting for his 'umbrella' to return to him when he first met Dr. Strange.

    • @dragonphoenix7023
      @dragonphoenix7023 Před 3 lety +1

      A reference to when Thor waited for his Mjolnir to come in Ragnarok when he was going to battle surtur

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 Před 5 lety +184

    Thor: Give me that you take the litle one.
    Me: (Dies of laughter).

  • @durrellmitchell7152
    @durrellmitchell7152 Před 5 lety +148

    Woulda been hilarious if Rocket had actually encountered a real Raccoon while he was on earth.....

    • @zombiegroan3985
      @zombiegroan3985 Před 5 lety +11

      DURRELL MITCHELL like he’s taking out the trash and sees one in the trash bin. Then realizing that’s what quill meant when he said trash bandit.

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade Před 5 lety +5

      @@zombiegroan3985 "trash panda"

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 Před 5 lety

      Missed opportunity

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 Před 5 lety

      Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 has already been confirmed so who knows?

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness Před 5 lety +1

      That would be hilarious. To see Rockets, face, interaction, and reaction would make a great scene.

  • @Formosa1
    @Formosa1 Před 4 lety +18

    Tony to Thor: You’re drifting left. One side there, Lebowski.

  • @fourhundred9299
    @fourhundred9299 Před 4 lety +17

    The part where Sam went up to old Steve on his left and in a couple of movies captain America would run past Sam saying "On your left."

  • @TronicSpeed
    @TronicSpeed Před 5 lety +263

    Captain America: *HAIL HYDRA*
    Me: Oh my goodness!

  • @fijigreg7543
    @fijigreg7543 Před 5 lety +123

    when rocket raccoon said to cap marvel " YOU GOT ANOTHER HAIR CUT "

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 Před 5 lety +4

      Lol. That was the only significant she did in the whole movie though.

    • @leiterman7573
      @leiterman7573 Před 5 lety +3

      @@iliagluhchev2821 next video on the channel
      DOES CAPTAIN MARVELS BARBER HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE. Here are the facts the heart of a dying star could not touch thors hair so wHaT AboUt HeR bArBeR

    • @ichijofreedman
      @ichijofreedman Před 5 lety

      @@leiterman7573 i think it's about consent

  • @jordyboy321
    @jordyboy321 Před 4 lety +47

    Did you forget tony stark calling thor "lebowski" even though jeff bridges played obedia stane in iron 1?

    • @demario3335
      @demario3335 Před 4 lety +1

      🤔I see this as an absolute win!

    • @mar-vell7286
      @mar-vell7286 Před 3 lety

      @@Colt__the__Bolt Whiplash was played by Mickey Roarke. If you're gonna watch the movies try to know who plays the characters you're watching.

    • @Colt__the__Bolt
      @Colt__the__Bolt Před 3 lety

      @@mar-vell7286 I misread the comment before I noticed I was wrong in writing it so I know what he meant

  • @KaarMuhh
    @KaarMuhh Před 4 lety +11

    Lmao "like the back of a Volkswagen"
    Nice Mallrats throw

  • @evermartinez5651
    @evermartinez5651 Před 5 lety +66

    Hulk: thor are you ok?
    Thor: yeah im fine why?
    Rocket: you look like melted ice cream
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yassinakl2705
    @yassinakl2705 Před 5 lety +239

    Gmora: this is the guy
    Nebula: the choices where him or a tree

    • @parker5040
      @parker5040 Před 4 lety

      drax was too still for nebula to notice him hehe

  • @TB-xh4hr
    @TB-xh4hr Před 3 lety +8

    How the hell did you think “I can do this all day” and “aimed for the head” went over people heads? Like the most obvious reference I’ve ever seen

  • @saraha4972
    @saraha4972 Před 4 lety +30

    also the “cheeseburger” thing made me almost cry ngl

  • @menchiesagun2852
    @menchiesagun2852 Před 5 lety +439

    Lets Have a Moment Of Silence for
    Ant-Man’s Taco 🌮

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo Před 5 lety +142

    *The best part of the movie was:*
    *I can do this all day; Yeah I know*

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee Před 4 lety +4

      Mine was “activate instant kill”

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 Před 4 lety +3

      "America's ass"

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 Před 4 lety +2

      It's funny how Cap went from "Language!" to admiring America's ass.

    • @marethyu_77gamer93
      @marethyu_77gamer93 Před 4 lety

      @@lillyswift42 At the start he even said (about Thanos) : "Let's go get this son of a b*tch"

  • @jay_the_dragon5896
    @jay_the_dragon5896 Před 4 lety +6

    A few smiles.... A FEW SMILES??!!?!!?
    WHEN PETER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN I WAS SOBBING AND CRYING ‘KAY,?!!???!

  • @akshaj585
    @akshaj585 Před 4 lety +70

    3:52 we finally got to see the real hero
    The rat avenger 🐀
    He saved the whole universe 😂😇😉

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 Před 4 lety +1

      Mighty Mouse? I'm kidding you wouldn't understand my reference, it's an old cartoon 😄

    • @robertvantine2810
      @robertvantine2810 Před 4 lety +2

      I still say that rat was Loki. And NoobMaster69 too. Or maybe Deadpool was NoobMaster69...

    • @kyleranville2492
      @kyleranville2492 Před 4 lety +6

      That rat later went on to raise 4 young turtles to become ninjas

    • @TheYardBoyss
      @TheYardBoyss Před 4 lety

      IKR?

    • @woomeebly
      @woomeebly Před 3 lety +1

      @@kyleranville2492 but not before pulling Tom Holland's brothers hair, becoming a Michelin star chef and becoming the toast of Paris. Lol.

  • @princefreddo5044
    @princefreddo5044 Před 5 lety +151

    I like how Cap was swearing at certain parts of ENDGAME when in the past he's always been like "LANGUAGE!"

  • @xaingwu
    @xaingwu Před 5 lety +67

    How about Cap (when running into himself in 2012) saying "You gotta be Shitting me!" after admonishing Tony in Age of Ultron for the use of "Language"

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 Před 4 lety +2

      John Lowry
      ikr
      You'd think he would remember that!

  • @ayameowen3489
    @ayameowen3489 Před 3 lety +5

    The cheeseburger thing made me cry, I didn’t even cry when Tony died just when she wanted a cheeseburger.

  • @mikki6122
    @mikki6122 Před 4 lety +28

    I started sobbing even harder in the theatre when Morgan asked for a cheeseburger and my grandmother thought I was insane

    • @jamemartin6830
      @jamemartin6830 Před 4 lety

      Awww it's gonna be ok MCU!! MCU!!MCU!!

    • @thatsroughbuddy7586
      @thatsroughbuddy7586 Před 3 lety

      SAME!! I was like
      “Just like your dad🤧”
      My friend was like
      “...I’ll just go get more popcorn”
      She doesn’t get it

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 Před 5 lety +181

    War Machine: What's up regular size man ?!
    Ant- man : woah

    • @HeadlessChickenTO
      @HeadlessChickenTO Před 5 lety

      I loves how Nebula gave Rhodes a heads up on his landing space.

    • @ZxSkyLineKidxZ
      @ZxSkyLineKidxZ Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @hadiraza8463
      @hadiraza8463 Před 5 lety +1

      Well the real joke is when at the very next moment hulk passes by rhodes who is really bigger than rhodes

  • @beccaneuhoff
    @beccaneuhoff Před 5 lety +136

    Thanos: I am inevitable!
    Tony: Yhea, but I am Iron man!
    Me: (died of laughing) (then cried)

    • @elliotlytle9531
      @elliotlytle9531 Před 5 lety +10

      For me it was:
      Thanos: I am, inevitable
      Tony: And I... Am... Iron man
      Me: YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!
      Tony: *snaps his fingers*
      Me: oh no...

    • @dannyman7892
      @dannyman7892 Před 5 lety +3

      Rebecca Neuhoff he didn’t die of laughing silly he died from the snap

    • @sistersnapped.7458
      @sistersnapped.7458 Před 4 lety +7

      I wanted grout to yell from the distance," I am groot! "

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 Před 4 lety +2

      Thanos: i am inevitable
      Iron man: i am iron man
      Me: damm right
      Snaps ah shit

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 Před 4 lety +1

      AND I'M BATMAN!!!

  • @tylerholmes2736
    @tylerholmes2736 Před 4 lety +9

    When Blood diamond finally calls Peter "The Starlord"

  • @rosarioorozco9299
    @rosarioorozco9299 Před 4 lety +4

    My favorite was when Peter and tony are making a plan to save dr strange and peter references to the sequel Aliens as an old movie with air lock scene in mind to blast Mal into space

  • @jonnoannells2218
    @jonnoannells2218 Před 5 lety +44

    I almost cried when he mentioned Morgan asking for cheeseburgers because I just understood the reference before he explained it

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 Před 4 lety

      Me to cause I just whachted the first Iron Man movie it is so sad he had to die

  • @allenthecoda
    @allenthecoda Před 5 lety +692

    CBR: Jokes that went over your heads
    Me: did they tho 😏

    • @cbr
      @cbr  Před 5 lety +31

      weird flex but ok.... 😂

    • @luisvaldez6269
      @luisvaldez6269 Před 5 lety +6

      Allen Boatner I understood that reference

    • @Evan-yw4zn
      @Evan-yw4zn Před 5 lety +8

      Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 Před 5 lety +4

      Jokes don't go over heads...
      *they go for the head!!!*

    • @flashmanos1821
      @flashmanos1821 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cbr weird ok but flex

  • @t-h-c-cchungus5668
    @t-h-c-cchungus5668 Před 4 lety +11

    "Nothing flys over my head my reflexes are to fast i would catch it"

  • @sirarnoldgrylls6553
    @sirarnoldgrylls6553 Před 4 lety +18

    "15 jokes in Avengers Endgame you'd know if you seen the whole mcu"

  • @thomaatoes2874
    @thomaatoes2874 Před 5 lety +38

    The real hero was the rat who activated the quantum tunnel.
    Real heroes don't wear capes.

  • @spididerman
    @spididerman Před 5 lety +90

    My favorite part is when captain and Thor switched hammers and thr stops the fight to get stormbreaker back and tell captain to take the little one.

    • @macx0360
      @macx0360 Před 5 lety

      But.. Stormbreaker was suppose to be for a true king too, why can Thanos hold it so easily?

    • @spididerman
      @spididerman Před 5 lety +1

      @@macx0360 there was never an enchantment on Stormbreaker you just had to be really strong. Only mjolnir at the Enchantment of being Worthy.

    • @macx0360
      @macx0360 Před 5 lety

      @@spididerman You're right. I was thinking of what Eitri said (something like a weapon fit for a King) but it was also lifted by Groot.

  • @brandonharrison9273
    @brandonharrison9273 Před 4 lety +2

    War Machine: "What's up? Regular sized man!"

  • @conradmartins8910
    @conradmartins8910 Před 4 lety +15

    The most obvious and my personal favourtie: "On your left"

    • @kwekubissue-prah3178
      @kwekubissue-prah3178 Před 3 lety +1

      What does it mean

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 3 lety

      @@kwekubissue-prah3178 when Cap met Sam while jogging he kept passing him saying "on your left" so Sam got annoyed by it and it was funny. and when Sam enters the final battle of Endgame he finally got to say it.

  • @Icouldntpickone
    @Icouldntpickone Před 5 lety +290

    Nebula kept her hand, the whole losing a limb homage was shot in the beginning when Thor chopped off the gauntlet from thanos.

    • @CheyMo.Gaming
      @CheyMo.Gaming Před 5 lety +4

      And that was in HISHE and honest trailers version. Which the Directors are big fans of

    • @loganyates8832
      @loganyates8832 Před 5 lety

      Yep

  • @Vanya11_12
    @Vanya11_12 Před 5 lety +114

    I totally didn’t expect hail hydra! I thought they’d replicate the elevator scene!

  • @Mizarrow
    @Mizarrow Před 4 lety +4

    "Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

  • @BigMozie
    @BigMozie Před 4 lety +20

    I’m too focused nothing goes over my head
    -Drax 2014

  • @anson3383
    @anson3383 Před 5 lety +467

    You're not answering the real question. Why is Gamora?

    • @thegrammarpolice69
      @thegrammarpolice69 Před 5 lety +12

      Why is gamora?
      It's because her parents had sex...that's why there exists gamora.

    • @msrobyn82
      @msrobyn82 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes love that line. DRAX is the the man 😁

    • @raxsavvage
      @raxsavvage Před 5 lety +7

      i'll do you one better... when is gomora

    • @Nocturnal_Rei
      @Nocturnal_Rei Před 5 lety +12

      But no one says how is gamora

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 Před 5 lety

      Love that, it's hilarious

  • @kevinwells1210
    @kevinwells1210 Před 5 lety +29

    Rocket- Theres beer on the ship.
    Thor- What kind.?

  • @alexmurphy2856
    @alexmurphy2856 Před 3 lety +2

    "Whatchu do?" I asked Thor. He simply says"I went for the head"

  • @gavatronthegreat4714
    @gavatronthegreat4714 Před 4 lety +21

    I’m confused how any of these jokes went over someone’s head

    • @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH
      @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH Před 2 lety

      Yeeeeaaaahhh..... I caught all the ones mentioned in this video, but that was only because I had seen every other MCU movie before Endgame.
      When I saw Jurassic World 1, there was a group in front of me who had people who NEVER saw any of the Jurassic Park movies (in my head, I thought "wtf?"). I'm sure this happened with Endgame, too.

  • @onyx666
    @onyx666 Před 5 lety +104

    Tony Stark: time travels not like back to the future
    Scott Lang: my dreams are ruined

    • @kaylawarren4984
      @kaylawarren4984 Před 4 lety +7

      This movie made me have a whole new idea if time travel

  • @jamarjohnson3242
    @jamarjohnson3242 Před 5 lety +105

    When rocket told thor he look like melted ice cream lol!!

  • @carrotboi5676
    @carrotboi5676 Před 5 lety +10

    Thanos:I am inevitable
    Tony: I am iron man
    Groot: i am groot

  • @Voxridian
    @Voxridian Před 4 lety +8

    I eat hotdogs with mayo
    I eat a lot of things with mayo. I just love mayo.
    I dont put it on anything crazy like breakfast cereal or pancakes, but usually any lunch food involving bread gets the mayo, including hotdogs.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Před 3 lety +3

      I put MMK on my hotdog sandwiches.
      MMK: Mayo, Mustard, and Ketchup

  • @myboo4469
    @myboo4469 Před 5 lety +77

    You forgot Tony Stark calling AntMan "thumbelina"... God, I will miss him so much and his jokes and how he seriously makes us laugh even in serious situations.

    • @gauravdorjelama
      @gauravdorjelama Před 5 lety +3

      Also called him stuart little. And many such names throughout the movie

    • @taron1868
      @taron1868 Před 4 lety +1

      Gaurav Lama pissant

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 Před 4 lety

      Me to it was so sad that Tony had to die

  • @jacksonr5115
    @jacksonr5115 Před 5 lety +93

    The hail hydra scene was just so he could get the scepter since he already knew they were hydra.Because he fought them in an earlier movie

  • @TheTitoMosquito
    @TheTitoMosquito Před 4 lety +1

    "so he's an idiot" from Rhodes was hilarious

  • @st3ver_
    @st3ver_ Před 4 lety +21

    Without Starlord everyone would be dead because 14.000.000 things 1 win
    Think about it

  • @thetam5913
    @thetam5913 Před 5 lety +119

    Somebody peed my pants I don't know if it was baby me old me or................. 😳
    Me Me
    professor Hulk:TIME TRAVEL! 😅

  • @katelynmurray6092
    @katelynmurray6092 Před 5 lety +561

    The scariest part of Endgame was when Fornite was still a thing in 2023. 😮

  • @davekemp1808
    @davekemp1808 Před 4 lety +1

    My favourite joke in Endgame was Star-Lord's line "You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time", which I thought was a really well placed laugh after the heart tugging moment when Quill thought he was reuniting with the Gamora he knew.

  • @ameliastrilogy
    @ameliastrilogy Před 3 lety +3

    Loki's death was that moment when marvel pulled my heart out and stomped on it just to bring back 2012 Loki GOD DAMNIT MARVEL

  • @pedrosabino2628
    @pedrosabino2628 Před 5 lety +175

    I really liked when we had the scene with Peter Quill singing and performing in a awesome way before the moment he was supposed to find the Power Stone and then we see the same scene in the perspective of Nebulosa and Rhodes looking super silly.

    • @la.dezign1219
      @la.dezign1219 Před 5 lety +1

      Pedro Sabino not only that scene but those scene which was recreated. From the avengers movie.

    • @noobmaster9781
      @noobmaster9781 Před 5 lety

      That was super hilarious

    • @bt0694
      @bt0694 Před 5 lety +4

      That was the best!! My wife and I both almost died laughing!

    • @thomascleveland3401
      @thomascleveland3401 Před 5 lety +7

      So he's an idiot

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha exactly
      I laugh at that part.

  • @LukeJordanBinkZilla
    @LukeJordanBinkZilla Před 5 lety +28

    Gamorra: This is the one you were talking about
    Nebula: Your choices was him or a tree

  • @harrykoulountis2989
    @harrykoulountis2989 Před 4 lety +2

    Spiderman s instant kill must be my favorite scene apart from Steve Roger's welding mijolnir

  • @michaelculp5089
    @michaelculp5089 Před 4 lety +6

    My favorite callback was “on your left” just before the final fight scene from winter soldier

    • @LadyPhanthom1
      @LadyPhanthom1 Před 4 lety

      Michael Culp it was actually falcon that said that

  • @marcstewart6247
    @marcstewart6247 Před 5 lety +15

    I like the running joke with Thor. Holds out hand " sometimes it takes a second"

  • @sol15_
    @sol15_ Před 5 lety +68

    When you were talking about the hands getting cut off, you said the endgame one was nebula getter her had burned when getting the orb, but did you forget they cut thanos’ hand off at the very start

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 5 lety +5

      I thought that that's what they were going for, but nope, it was Nebula

    • @jamieoconnor22
      @jamieoconnor22 Před 5 lety +3

      Also, it seems more like a reference to I, Robot to me. In it, the human-ish robot Sunny has to retrieve something past an energy barrier, so reaches in and grabs it, damaging his arm in the process

  • @FifthRobin
    @FifthRobin Před 4 lety +4

    "What's up Ant-Man?,"
    "Ahhhhhhh........I think I peed but the size of my peeing doesn't change when I turn ant-size."

  • @blackflag4537
    @blackflag4537 Před 4 lety +15

    mine is when scarlet witch said "you took everything from me" then thanos said "i don't even know who you are"