The Flesh Tearers EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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- The Flesh Tearers, they tear flesh.... that's all there is to it really
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In 40k, root for the assholes! Or in this case, the Dicks!
Wow that spech was fockin great
40k level speech.
Commander Boreale level.
can u do a video on the executioners chapter
Lmao its funny as f*** to hear you cracking up
Astorath's paraphrased speech was the greatest thing I've ever heard
Agreed, really summed up the speech.
That particular short story is Epic
This tale is beyond logical, it's absolutely hilarious and relateable.
It was amazing!
100% best paraphrase ever
The Flesh Tearers, otherwise known as “The ones Khorne wished he had gotten instead of Angron and the Dick Eaters.”
Maybe
@@TheHandofDestiny oh no it's lorgar, someone call Rogal Dorn
@@eduardojara6955 He's dead
@@TheHandofDestiny uhh........ Corvus Coraxs then?
@@eduardojara6955 Trapped him in slaanesh's palace
"Every Primarch has some rogue sons."
Haha, true, true... Except the Lion. There are no rogue Dark Angels.
For the Lion!! It is actually untrue that the Dark Angels split into chapters. Every single chapter works together to hunt down the Fallen.
Hmmm.......😑
@@skepticalmagos_101 There are no rogue Dark Angels. If you see a Dark Angel in black armour, please report it to Brother Asmodai, who holds the venerable position of "Master of Friendship and Wholesomeness" so that they may be corrected and made compliant with the Legio- err... Chapter's official colour scheme.
@@darrenwang8879 listen and repeat after me brother, THERE ARE NO FALLEN DARK ANGELS
I would say that the Inquisition would like to have a chat with some of you, but the Inquisitor would probably disappear...
“Bro stop team killing!”-everyone
“Who cares, we’re winning”-flesh tearers
*No no, they have a point*- me
@@tyberostheredwake6153 I personally like to keep my men intact and not butchered and eaten thank you very much you big...red...white...space...human...shark......thing
@@true_Canadian419 *If you and your men don't want to be eaten then why are you made of food?*
@@tyberostheredwake6153 got a point there
Majorkill: "Are there good guys in Warhammer 40k?"
Me: "The Lamenters."
Their* please change it quick before trollers catch whiff of this, and I'll delete my comment after
Lies
The previous guy was incorrect, “their” is actually the correct spelling in this case. Take it from a guy who has consistently scored near-perfect on all his English,grammar,etc tests and at one point even made it to the regional spelling bee in VA, only to unfortunately lose there. DAMN YOU “pitchblende”!
Same
@@TheHandofDestiny Ironic coming from the guy who got high off his balls on warpcoke and ruined everything for everyone.
That Team America reference was so, SO spot on!!!!
Still one of the greatest movie speeches ever.
Omfg I started laughing my ass off when he started the Team America speech. Fucking well done.
Couldn't have comment better my self 🤜🤛
F U C K Y E A H !
"Flesh Tearers, Fuck yeah" even scans.
Flesh Tearers are a good reason why Khorne wanted Sanguinius and the Blood Angels Legion in the first place back in the Horus Heresy.
Khorne got second best... But he forgot that second place is the first loser 😂
Hearing Majorkill break down laughing was amazing.
"Except for the lamenters, cuz they had their own shit to worry about". Yeah. Fighting an entire hive fleet with less than 300 marines. Give the credit where it's due, chuck.
The Tyranids ate good that day.
the speech analogy was the greatest thing I've heard all year
not his though.
@@jackharding6483 I know but I haven't seen the original but it's still funny fam
@@tylanchinsamy8273 You should watch the original it's great
The year just started though...
It's from Team America: World Police, made by Matt and Trey (the creators of South Park). It's right here and only about a minute and a half long: czcams.com/video/E7Sr-cpFwUc/video.html
You’ll be going in with allies in this battle.
flesh tearers: what allies?
We do not tolerate the weak
@@coalitionofrob436 Flesh is Weak
"The tyrranids had adapted themselves to the Blood Angels' propensity for violence. They had learned at an exponential rate all the weaknesses of their enemy. But, their knowledge was generalised. They were not prepared for this charge.
They were not prepared for the Flesh Tearers."
It's from Devastation of Baal?
@@flaviomonteiro1414 Yes
Listen, Orks are just having a good time
Orks are just chaotic neutral embodied in an entire race.
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
For da gitz tis da Krumpin season.
@@voidstrider801 precisly they can side with uou if you promise them a good scrap
@@voidstrider801 and they actually have fucking honour
Now that was an epic, moving, emotional and stirring speech.
*Wonderful*
This chapter is what the Worlds Eaters should of been if they weren't disabled.
How. Because they seem like just the worse parts of World eaters
The World Eaters still have their Heresy numbers by the 13th Black Crusade
Leviathan killed off most of the Sons of Sanginius. Only one understrength company of Flesh Tearers remained
I mean the flesh tearers are pretty autistic too, its just that their rolemodels are all loyalists
@@toastie8173
They represent the worst aspects of Sanginius. Angels aren't meant to be merciful, his words
Ironically, Kharn the Betrayer would curbstomp the Sons of Sanginius. Maybe if they had the support of both the Mechanicus and Sisters of Silence they could survive against Kharn
Their basically the world eaters pre heresy
Last time I was this early the flesh tearers were still chill
never were
We most certainly never were
Nope they have never and will never be chill
Ah yes the "totally not worshippers of Khorne/Chaos" space marine chapter.
No that's the cult of morkai
Flesh tearers are truely too angry for that dipshit paraplegic known as khorne
@@josemontalvomelendez5642 I mean Khorne did throw Skarbrand so hard that he flew for a straight week. That's one powerful paraplegic :D
@@VoidExistence and has done nothing of note since except get the emperor's sword shoved so far up his @$$ that he can no longer stand ( and permanently set the emperor's sword on fire) let's face it khorne is the timmy of the chaos gods
@@josemontalvomelendez5642 Nah Khorne is Kyle. Drinks Monster all day, probably punches holes in his walls and has anger issues. Talks mad shit but is a bitch. Sounds like a Kyle to me.
Am I the only one who'd wanna see a fight between a Flesh Tearer and a Marines Malevolent? No reason, just cause I feel like watching that.
Just lots of screaming and profanity
@@reedread9300 Fair enough
You just described my families holiday dinners
The bastard sons of the Doom Slayer and a female Bloodthrister.
What do you think the doomslayers sex playlist sound like
@@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 probably the Doom soundtrack tbh
@@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 I think Valkia would be his Number 1 and Lilith his Number 2. And the giant woman from Resident Evil 8.
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Valkia the Bloody was Warhammer Fantasy battle and Age of Sigmar. She has never had anything to do with Warhammer 40.000 to my knowledge.
No the doomslayer’s sons are Salamanders
Long live my glorious imperium.
The emporers glorious imperium fellow kreiger
That wording sounds.. a bit heretical. Careful krieger.
@@skepticalmagos_101 lost my self for a second I need to suicidally challenge a khornate berserker for petenence.
Long live our Imperium!
2:44 FOR THOSE WE CHERISH, WE DIE IN GLORY! - Lamenters' battle cry
Your videos genuinely make my entire day, and since I got dumped a week ago your videos are the few things that make me happy as of recently, so thank you man 👍
No worries broski
RIP in F
@@nurgle333 thanks Nurgle
The Flesh Tearers summed up in one sentence: **heavy envious khornic breathing**
They have serious anger issues and I've fought against the forces of Khorn.
Cato why arent you being a little [redacted]?
Brother friend**spine splintering hug**
I. CAST. FIST!
Wow
Warp must destroy your mind that you are now spoke normally
Goddammit, that Team America reference was absolutely on point for Seth and his Flesh Tearers. They really are some of the dicks the galaxy needs to clap chaos/orc/tyranid/drukhari/necron/renegade cheeks.
And honestly I'm surprised you kept it together as well as you did for the whole speech, especially imagining Astorath the ÜberEdge (I do love him though) being the one presenting it to the BA Assembly, with Dante presiding over it very seriously.
The story about Gabriel beating Captain Toivo is from White Dwarf December 2019. Toivo deserved it, needed to show some more respect to the Master of Wrath.
I'd be glad if you did the Angels Encarmine. They are basically the polar opposite of the Flesh Tearer. Maybe not as genuinely good guys like the Salamanders, but can't be living happy if not killing the emperor's enemy. Also the successor chapter with the most notable Death Company(In terms of number of afflicted)
And having a white Death Company also makes them pretty unique aesthetically.
Edit: Holy fuck, that dick-pussy-asshole analogy was epic.
The “Flesh Tearers” is also the name of Timmys “toys” gifted to him by Majorkill
I hope the Soul Drinks are next.
I really need to know how part of the imperial fist decided to make that name.
All the good fisting analogies/puns were already taken
@@WMMASceneNow I meant their purpose more than anything. Do they really have anything to do with souls?
If j remember correctly iyes and it's got something to do with a malfunction of their Omofagea organ, instead of absorbing genetic memories they absorb actual memories. Probably not sons of Dorn though as they have different geneseed degenerations and high percentage of psykers.
Also Sarpedon did nothing wrong.
Probably a Lost legion remnant?
That pic of Gabriel Seth always looks like Jason Statham to me. Gabriel Statham.
well - he'd be a good pick to play a marine.
"Magister Calgar, comissar Kain, Lamenters chapter, please welcome our newest addition to the Mood-kindred club"
Fun fact:
Gabriel Seth found Nassir Amir's helmet in a space Hulk that recently came out of the warp, the evidencience recorded suggest that he end up in the realm of Khorn and received unwanted daemonhood and is currently butchering his way through the warp.
majorkill when you were giving that speech i was dying from laughter honestly made my day
much love keep up the good work
i love youre channel so much my dude like i dont go to lutten anymore for lore i just have it explained by an oustralian
The Astarath Speech was unironically inspiring, the goofy analogy just made it better. literally laughing 20 min straight!
Cretacia... as in cretaceous, and it's a planet of dinosaurs?
I see what you did there GW
9:08 - 10:05 This. This brings happiness to my soul that I didn't think I needed.
Man I love Flesh tearers. Awesome job on the lore, and astoraths speech was epic
I don't know why, but hearing Majorkill attempt to hold back laughter is so wholesome
I love that there are Primaris Flesh Tearers. Guilliman in hindsight probably realized that might not have been the best choice he ever made.
Poor lamenters always getting shit on
"When the Emperor got Stephen Hawkined, ...'' focking cracked me up mate what a start.
Listening to astorath's speech, I can't help thinking that you should apply as an author in the black library
Ngl it sound very kinky
oh wait
guess Slaneesh claims my soul now
Hippity hoppity, your soul is now the thirsting ones property, and you will be purged for heresy.
She can claim my soul
In a galaxy gone mad, Astorath's speech actually makes sense.
"The world is full of dinosaurs and Vulkans and shit."
So basically Nocturn in tame
I just clicked on a old video and then this pops up
I want to see a Tau sneeze.
God I actually burst out laughing at astorath’s beautiful metaphor.
Awesome! Thank you for covering the Flesh Tearers. They are one of my favorites. I have their chapter logo as a tattoo.
show picture ;p
*Thumbnail*
Nassir Amit's Bois are Here!
10:05 "The speech was so moving!" I couldn't keep my laughter in as well😂😂❤️
I was already laughing out loud when Major was telling the story...but when he started laughing, I was rolling on the floor laughing :]]
I fuckin LOVE this lunatic, you're awesome mate
That line of Gabriel in Devastation of Baal about how primaris were just ultramarines in different color armor really hit home to me. Without flaws, they lose all soul. Sure the Black rage is a crazy ass flaw, but it also makes them who they are, and connects them to their father, sanguinius. Whom we all know, is just the best Primarch :P
9:08 was some really inspiring stuff. 10/10 would charge a Tyranid Hive Fleet if I hear that
Don't forget that time that Brother Corbulo of the Blood Angels invited Fabulous Bill to fix the Twin Curses, gave him some of Sanguinius' blood and allowed him to create near immortal, ultra strong, ultra fast space vampires that almost pushed the Blood Angels shit in and break into the tomb of Sanguinius and so ended up needing Seth to save them.
I see the Ordo Genitalia has briefed you on what happened at the hearing.
They carry out all the castrations on the space marines
Astoraths speech is literally a life lesson. Nice
Majorkill is an absolute King
You down on your knees
That speech was so moving it had me in tears.
In Devastation of Baal, Seth still was repulsed by the Knight of Blood's Chapter Master when he killed the tribal kid that guided they to an ancient cave, saying "he was an wretch. but he didn't deseverd to die"
This I found interesting, I’ve pretty much read every canon book on the FT, and particularly under Seth there are relatively few problems with friendly forces. But every Wiki suggests they go postal on every unit of the Imperium, at every opportunity.
That speech brought a tear to my eye, so moving
In battle, sometimes you need a scalpel, and sometimes you need a knife.
... And at other times all you've got is a runaway train with chainsaws, _but well, you'll just have to make due._
Super like ! My fave chapter. I used to play FTs. Got a massive army in the garage.
That speech was the most powerful thing I have ever heard. Please for the love of god make it into it's own video or something.
My favourite part of the Flesh Tearer law is telling the inquisition not to go snooping. When the inquisitor went snooping, Seth made him mind meld his brain with a death company and now he's sat rocking in a corner somewhere on Terra.
After that another inquisitor tried to kill Seth for making her master go crazy and made him go onto a titan surrounded by orks to die when he realised that he decided to kill the inquisitor and got away with it 😂.
Inquisition learns don't fuck with Seth 🤷♂️
Major kill: no more legions “b-b-but I like legions” NO!!! NO MORE LEGIONS
His neighbours: honey the bilingual guy is being loud again can go talk to him
After 9:05 I was losing it, but when Majorkill started laughing as well I fell of the chair xD
The thing Seth was so concerned about was that yes the primaris are stronger and faster but what happens when they eventually fall to the rage, these afflicted primaris marines would become even stronger and may end up posing a larger threat a threat the sons of sangunius may not be able to contain.
Salamanders,I think are the closest the good guys.
Harlequins are good guys.
@@stephenbarrett8861 idk they seem like dicks
Salamanders tend to use a lot of fire for the good guys
@@Chasecharb hey fire kills the nerves quickly
The Team America tangent had me cracking up in my seat, amazing stuff. xD
That was amazing, hearing you crack up like that was incredible.
How the hell did these guys not fall for Khorne?
Love Gabriel ever since I finished devastation of Baal!
Hearing the Team America speech while looking dramatically at Seth was an incredible experience
9:08 That's the most accurate description of Wh40k as a whole. Poetic as fuck.
I have see the video 3 times already and when the time come for the trial of Seth , i must say i laugh a lot way more than normal. Also i think Cretacia is real, they is an island in Greece called Creta.
I brlieve is actually the Cretacious period of ancient history... Like the time of the dinosaurs and shit... Like their planet that has volcanos and dinosaurs that they hunt for sport.. ✌️
Most vicious i thought would be Minotaurs and Sharks but thinking about it the flesh tearers had far more action.
9:10 to 9:40 ABSOLUTE GOLD! Literally laughed so loud that I got a call from my neighbors to see if I’m ok...
that was an admirable attempt to keep a straight face, and im glad you kept your corpse emperoring in.
So is this the detroit of warhammer
me purging with my kin be like: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “CZcams is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
Indrick, what the fuck is this
Indrick why have you joined us, for fucks sake?
@@gamer65688 Algorithm Rehn
I didn't know how much I need you quoting Team America, made my day.
Astorath's speech inspired me so and sparked a new light within my heart.
I love how Majorkill said “Racist Fascists” categorizing them in two. Shows he’s educated
Bold of you to assume you'd get ad revenue
I love the creativity of saying how the emperor became the biggest crippled person in the galaxy
Says the man who got his spine snapped... . 😃
@@skepticalmagos_101 HEY at least I’m not suffering on a throne and being in endless agony and pain
A beautiful and rousing speech to be sure
Got first like and comment! Where’s my cookie!
That speak made me cry. He has such a way with words
That's the most inspiring speech I've ever heard
I would love to see someone animate astaroth making that speech, it would be glorious.
I started laughing my ass off when you lost control
The fact that your version of the speech made sense and was funny. Pure genius lol
laughing at "your own" joke is always hilarious
That speech was deep. Balls deep.
That whole speech about assholes is the reason why i follow this channel,I was laughing all the way.
The most viscious is actually the Knights of Blood, they were so crazy violent they were labeled renegade by the Ecclesiarchy, even the Flesh Tearers thought those guys were crazy
This speech brought a tear in my eyes!!
(Flesh terror)*pulls out flaying knife while running towards an ork* “you’ll make a fine throw pillow for my guardsmen skin couch”.