Your 16 Year Old D*** Would Shoot Everybody - Turae
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- čas přidán 2. 05. 2021
- At sixteen there is no reasoning with your manhood. When it's time to go, it's time to go, and Turae reminds us all how there is no mercy with a 16-year old d***. Originally filmed 3/1/20
For more Turae follow him on Instagram @comedybyturae
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Who mom's is that😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ah yo we at a funeral... they know Wassup!?!
Big up to all the men showing up and confirming that this dude is spitting mad facts!!! Had me dying
Haha
So many facts, but when he said the remote sound like a gun sliding across the floor lol I lost it😂 That is too true, the whole clip fall out when it drop lol
Do you know how creative you have to be to think up that kind of joke this man is a genius
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Im cooking trying to get some food out the skillet. He said I didnt even make it to trial. I had to sit down and just let it get a lil crispy from laughing.
TURAE KILLED THIS SET!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahhahhahhaa
This is STILL the funniest Chocolate Sundaes Set EVER!!
And he didn’t even have to unnecessarily use the word
“Ni##%€” over and over a again to be funny,
unlike many of the
Chocolate Sundae comedians.
Yeah I said it.
Hahaha
TURAE HAS THAT TRUE TALENT.
@@AnotherCarGuy375
Hahahahaa
He used the Reese line from The Terminator when the cops got him. 😆😆😆😆 It can’t be bargained with!!
Justin that's when you know you've seen a movie too much. I recognized those lines immediately.
He is very funny - this is the first set of his I've seen but I will look out for him 😂😂😂😂
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is 1 of thee funniest standups segment I’ve EVER watched!!!
Yooooooo!!!! ... every few eps of this someone REAL FUNNY jumps on and this dudes one of them 🤣 😂 🤪🤣😂🤪🤣😂🤣
Me and my wife was going at it last night, but she had a playlist playing which was cool. I didn't pay any attention to the songs but she accidentally put KRS 1 "Black Black Black" on it and as soon as I heard the beat I turned shrimp and was like I'm not feeling it tonight.
I heard not 1 lie...Big Facts being told on that night. 💥🔫💯
1 of the funniest comedians that's been around for a while, Philly stand up!
This man killed it 🤣🤣
I still got 16 yo dxck and I'm 35 lol "Who Mama is that?" 😂😂
From 2:22 - 2:29 this guy sounds like Tupac, then from 2:30 - 2:32 he sounds like DMX then back to Tupac. This is a great analogy, stand up is good therapy.
Homey said he aineen make it to the trial 🤣 still at the mfkn precinct on law & order sexin 😂😅🤣 ayyyeee Phillaaayee
Gotta smash with the fan off. I be sweating like a mug, you can't smash a woman 30+ with the fan on 😂😂 they get dry after 9 minutes 😂
He telling the truth about being 16 years old. DAMN I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS. I'M 60 AND MY JOHNSON IS SO DAMN WHAT STUBBORN 🤣
Law & Order 🤣🤣🤣
"Now I gotta go look for another rock...and hope the target's still there." Ack ack ack ack hahahahahaha
Keep up the good work bruv! That law and order joke was hilarious!
This is pure GENIUS
Turae!! My guy! Haven’t listen to him in about 4 years
TURAE KILLED THIS SET!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahhahhahhaa
This is STILL the funniest Chocolate Sundaes Set EVER!!
And he didn’t even have to unnecessarily use the word
“Ni##%€” over and over a again to be funny,
unlike many of the
Chocolate Sundae comedians.
Yeah I said it.
Hahaha
TURAE HAS THAT TRUE TALENT.
Haha thought it was just me hearing all the N's as a crutch.
He still got jokes 😂
Homie was on point…Too funny🤣😂💯
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Bravo, bravo
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This was mad funny
had me rollin
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks 4da laugh😂🤣😅
just turned 40 and my name is joe so i was ROTFLMAO..dude is a beast
Sound like DMX if he was a Comedian
DMX & Slick like Tupac
Bro I haven’t laughed this hard at a comedian since idk
You know what you did🤣🤣
I got a fan on RIGHT NOW. Lol
that boy got it on him
Hilarious😂😂😂
That was funny 😂😂😂
That was good
holy shit this had me dying.
Facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is funny as FUC*****
hahahah.. This is funny!
😂😂😂😂 facts
I was listening without looking at the video and I thought this brother was Rashid the Def jam comic that passed away a while back
H.O.A JOKES
lol
I didn't even make it to Trail😅😅😅😅😅😅
Ah man, that was funny.
Want 16 year old energy????
Ride your bike and sprint. You’re welcome.
Hey finding rock get harder when u get older 😅😅😅
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LOL...He funny as shit...
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Lmao
I'm 30 I still got that mentality but not the time lol my kids make sure ain't shit happening on there watch
Sounds like ED 👀
haahahahahaahahahaahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aye yo who mom is that??!! Quick story btw, me and some friends was hooping, game ends. My friend mom with the fattest booty ever walks outside.I had the basketnall about to turn around shoot, I noticed her and I went from jogging to walkin,to a completel stop put my hand on my hip. I was still bouncing the ball on autopilot. Somebody calling my name I didnt hear nothing til they called my name the 3rd or 4th time.
"Pass the ball!!" Of course everybody that noticed called me out, "he was lookin at yo mama booty!!"
Idk what came over me, Im usually more respectful than. Blame it on the heat I guess.
pretty clever idea, but really needs work with the delivery.
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