Women are the Worst Storytellers - Ryan Davis - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- There are two sides to every story but there are also two ways to tell a story. Watch Ryan Davis breakdown the difference between a recap told by a man and a story told by a woman.
Originally Filmed - 8/25/2019
For more Ryan Davis follow him on Instagram @ryandaviscomedy
Held every Sunday at the Laugh Factory on the famous Sunset strip, Chocolate Sundaes is unlike any other comedy show you’ve ever seen!
We showcase a powerful mix of seasoned veterans as well as up-and-coming comedians who you’ve seen on all of the major networks. Recent performers include Kevin Hart, Ali Wong, Katt Williams, Howie Mandel, Tracy Morgan, and Bill Bellamy, just to name a few.
You never know who may be attendance in the audience. Recent celebrity sightings include Jay Z & Beyonce, Tyrese, Justin Bieber, Kendall Jenner, and J Cole.
Every Sunday at 7:00 & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
Once per month at the Complex in Oakland.
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"No one has ever talked to a woman and said, '... I think she left some shit out'" is the funniest damn thing I heard in a stand up act
Nothing but the truth, or light of the conversation. Which isn’t informative. They leave stuff out minute to minute. That means all day long.... yep Omission specialists...
oh a norm fan
😂🤣😂🤣
i didnt even get it at first but i still started dying
Omm!!! Lmao
This wasn't a comedy set, this was a hilarious Ted Talk on relationships.
FACTS.
Facts!
All the great comedians have done this trying to help people. Most of them have passed now.
Excellent comment! Anyone in a relationship or had ever been in a relationship I'm sure agrees 😂
Oh, you mean l like Chris Rock
I've been married 21 years and I still haven't gotten through one of her complete stories. I remember when she was telling me an epic tale and got mad at me because I started making a sandwich. Lol
😆 😂😂😂
This is we have to keep girl friends lol. Cause the only other person that's gonna be willing to go off on the tangents that are in a woman's conversation is another woman.
Damn! 🤣 the disrespect
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“…but on SOME days to a woman, 1+1 = cat.” This is where I struggled to contain the grown man tears in a public place. 🤣🤣🤣😭🤧
If you were to die today, are you a 100% sure you will go to heaven?
If no, here is what the bible says,
(1) Romans 3:23 KJV [23] For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.
Q1. Do you know what Sin is?
Sin is anything bad that we have done.
Q2. Have you sinned before?
Yes or No?
(2) Revelation 21:8 KJV [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Because they have sinned, and God does not allow Sin into Heaven, the punishment is burning hell.
What is the way to reconcile our peace and relationship with God?
Q3. Do you know the Story of Jesus?
(3) Romans 5:8 KJV [8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Jesus = God who lived up in Heaven, but he came down on earth and became a man like us, he lived for 33.5 years without committing any sin. Then there were certain people who were jealous and therefore framed him on phony charges, and crucified him. Then he was buried and resurrected on the third day; Now he lives in HEAVEN.
Q4. Do you know why Jesus went through all this bloody mess for us?
A4. As mentioned, our sin is the reason why we can’t go to heaven, and the only thing that can wash away our sin is the Blood of Jesus.
(4) Romans 5:9 KJV [9] Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
According to the bible, the only way for us to reconcile with God is through Christ Jesus’s blood, and not through any works that we do or merits we accumulate, such as water baptism, attending church, or any good thing that we do. The following verses clearly support this.
(5) Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
(6) 2 Corinthians 7:10 KJV [10] For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.
In order to get saved, repentance of one’s sin is needed to get saved, we need to be sorry, and repent, with conviction, that we are a wretched sinner.
(7) Romans 10:9 KJV [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
If you truly do believe in everything you have heard in the gospel, ,I strongly suggest you to make a proclamation to GOD! You can say it to God in less than 15 seconds !Repeat after this simple prayer, to make sure you truly get saved. Remember repeating this prayer doesn't save you, it's you telling God you BELIEVE THE GOSPEL. Ok, here is the prayer :
‘Dear GOD,
I know I am a sinner, as I repent, I put my faith, that Jesus is GOD, and that he died, buried and resurrected, so that his blood, can wash away my Sins. I put my faith in that alone to save me, not my good works. In Jesus’s holy name, I pray. Amen!
Congratulations ! Now you are a child of God. Download /Buy a KJV bible (I highly suggest getting a hard copy bible , as one day, it will be illegal to buy, own or even have an online version of the bible) and search for youtube channels like Truthunedited, REAL Bible Believers , The Bible Project, AoC Network, Robert Clancy, Spencer Smith to help you grow , study dispensationalism to understand the bible ( How do we reconcile the verses in the New Testament that tell us that we need works to show our faith, and another that tells us that nothing that can take our salvation away? That's why we need to study biblical dispensationalism to rightly divide the word of God.( study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth, 2 Timithy 2:15) (I recommend the dispensationalism video from Genesis to Revelations by Dr. Gene Kim, czcams.com/video/GI4CteEFxOk/video.html) , join a bible believing church. God bless you brother/ sister ☺. See you in heaven one day!
It’s true. When it’s cat, it is. I’m tired of trying to explain myself😂
@@Kerrviii 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Great set. Iam in the work lunchroom trying to not laugh out loud.
Thank y'all for watching my set. I'm glad that so many of you enjoyed it. Make sure y'all catch me live whenever the world opens up!!!!!
Killed it
Legend surprised you commented
Great set, keep on.
Legendary!
Watched you on Here For the Food, that shit was honest and fact!
"Girl idk what's wrong with him he act like he's stupid or something. Who's acting? Who's acting?" 😂☠
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if thats not the truth i dont know what is lmao
I work at an insane asylum and I say this constantly...they ain’t ACTIN lol
😂😂
"Or that we're not trying hard enough" felt that I'm my spirit
“I was a premature baby. My dad said I was a fighter.” I died
This set will never get old. The amount of times I have watched this. And I still laugh like it's the first time.
🎯🎯🎯
Wait till you watch the Patrice O’Neal version
❤❤so true
“It all started in 1985.. I was a premature baby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daddy said I'm a fighter lol
😂😂
She's explaining WHY she wants to fight the "bitch at work" for just staring at her. #fighterbynature Men say they want the woman's emotions and behavior to make sense...but don't want to hear the why.
@@jdfodio He just told you why.
@@jdfodio lol, it’s catch 22! As long as I don’t have to listen to him whine on beyond 30 seconds when he’s mad, we can work with it...but men’s emotionality isn’t acknowledged enough so no man dares joke about it
Patrice used to be like “I MAKE MY WOMAN TELL ME THE END OF HER STORY FIRST” 😂😂😂
Looooove Patrice❤️❤️❤️
😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅
"somebody got shot! you know my friend Diane?" lmao. classic bit.
man I miss Patrice. RIP.
I knew this sounded familiar!
@@catradityaramawirawan6442 remember I brought you to that party with a bunch of woman you didn’t care for 😂😂😂
Yesterday me and my wife had an arguement, and for once I stopped trying to tackle it with logic, so I let her speak her mind fully, and before I could say something, she was crying making dinner, never in my life did I see that coming.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yo I'm cryin bro this is the funniest comment I ever seen on this channel cuz I can relate
wow...
This comment made me laugh so hard 😂
You let her talk she came up with her own conclusion and solution which you don’t know hurry her feelings. So yeah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro you have reached enlightenment
This is a god-level set. Every line had substance & that cool ass delivery...
I just can't stop studying this.
Superfax
I wanna show my girl this but I know she’s gonna watch it and say “but I feel...”
🤣🤣🤣
Dnt play ya self Bro
Ha ha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man say
😂😂😂😂😂
The only thing a woman likes more than telling a story is a backstory...I hollered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is SOOOO TRUE!
So true I always have to tell the backstory first, or else it won't make sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta give context 😂
Ryan's comedy set needs to be preserved in the Smithsonian. This whole video is pure gold.
Ryan has the potential to be one of the greats. Awesome storytelling..hilarious all the way thru and brought you right back to the punchline “wow…that’s crazy” Dude has all the right shit and he’s hilarious as hell
All money in $
I lost it at "I love your stories; please don't start over" 😂😂😂
Lmao not that nice to my mom or sis. I tell them to get straight to the point. My mom gets offended and starts screaming, "SO YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TLAK TO YOU AGAIN?!" No.., "Just tell me what happened." And she doesn't so I zone out. My sister tries when I say, "tell me what really happened." She tries...but I remind her a couple more times and then she finally gives up on her story and sums it up in one sentence and I skedaddle.
Then what I say
😭😭😭
@@cheria9399 That is good of you to bring them up, teach them how you want and need it. That surely helps them get aware of how they behave sometimes, and helps them grow through a bit of healthy self-discipline. They only get work´n out by too much unnecessary talking anyway. We should all do like you, help each other grow by telling them to spare our nerves, in a nice way. my roommate is like a woman, and after some years of elaborate details, I often can't tell him in a nice way: because he doesn't remember till the next time,...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was one of the best sets I've seen on this page. Dude took one topic and fit in 7 minutes worth of jokes in it. Bravo Ryan Davis
Wow thats crazy that you say that..Right after the clip ended the first thing i thought literally was “damn that was a good set”
He KILLED it, for damn sure!
His youtube channel is 'with all due offense.'
@ricado19 😂 i was thinking the same thing
I woke up to this on my feed and I agree with you. At the end the ladies answered his question lol
"She waits until you're watching your favorite show then walks around the house making noises" The accuracy is unreal
Haha this was genius 😂😂💪🏾💪🏾
czcams.com/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/video.html this is the real genius who wrote this joke.
I agree... He is very clever...
He is not lying about the backstory. I keep telling my girl " give me the cliff notes version".
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao my go-to was "fast forward to the climax of the movie baby"
But you gotta know the context! 😂
@@aintshesweet onggg 😂
AHHAHAHAAHHAHA NOT THE SPARK NOTES
"To women emotions, are the same as facts" is one of the truest statements I've ever heard.
was that an ironic statement?
Yea, that's true, but I feel like...lol
🔑👍🏾
Because it's true
He said "as the same as FAT!" LOL
“Well It all started in 1985, I was born premature. My daddy said I’m a fighter” 😂 🤣
“Baby, is there something wrong?”
“No, there is NOTHING wrong with me.” “UUUHHHH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅
"I love your story, please don't start over!" kill me now!!!
Never break eye contact 😂😂😂
PATRICE O'NEAL
Mine starts over at least 3 - 4 times.
I once made the mistake of telling my girlfriend what phrases I use if I'm not listening, like "wow" "no way?" "For real!" "I know what you mean!", and she took a mental note of every damn one of them🤣
Ryan Davis
Big mistake chief 🤣
You are a sold out to men. You better apologize😂
Stupid Lol 😂😆😂😆
😂😂😂😂
"Their emotions are the same fact."
Might be the truest words ever spoken.
I'm a woman. And I approve this message! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
From beginning to end 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Complete facts
Fancy seeing you here??
Oow man I'm a fan of you bruh
Hey PREACHER!!!!!(tyra banks voice😂)
big fan preacher
“We break eye contact for 5 seconds... then she be like ‘you ain’t even listening’...” I’m dead this is me 😭
😂😂😂😂
When he said “it all started in 1985..” I hollered 😭 I feel attacked 🤣
Its like I could see where this was going from a mile away but it was put together so beautifully it still hit every punch.. so funny 🔥
“Well it all started in 1985” 😂😂😂😂
...I was a premature baby, but my dad said I'm a fighter. Imma FIGHT-HER😂
🤣
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
PATRICE O'NEAL
I was born in 85 and premature lmfao
Eve: Starts talking about how she got the fruit
Adam: So anyway I just ate it!
Yooooo 😂😂 shit basically !
LMAOOOOO
😂😂😂
I just died😛
@@nonaperry5403 damn thats crazy
My wife doesn't just do back stories, she does tangents. Sooo many tangents. Sometimes she does not ever get back to the original point. 😕
When she wants me to do something, she does the same thing. After 15 minutes, I tell her it's too much and she balks at me, "It's only two things!"
I zoooooone out so bad. I think she does it on purpose. It's when she slips in the stuff like we are having dinner at her mom's house.
Sometimes when the seatbelt notice is going off in the car, I catch myself responding "that's crazy"
Man, when my girlfriend tries to tell me something that happened at work, she has to first explain who are the participants, how they know each other, how they all relate to one another, the past and present feelings of everyone involved, describe in detail the setting in which the events happened, and so on and so on. The whole who-when-what-why would take around a minute, but it usually takes her at least 20 minutes.
Oh my
I remember they use to criticize my man’s of being a “CZcams” comedian, now look at him KILLING the stage... 🤣🤣🤣 at them hating ass comedians the jokes on you!!!
I saw him do stand up yearssss ago, he's been killing it lol
He was a stand-up comedian before he ever went viral. That's the funniest part about the unwarranted criticism.
With all due offense
Big Facts!!! He a legit stand up comedian.
little do they know, with the right about of views and likes, CZcams pays more than the comedy club does
“My dad said I was a fighter .... I’m a fighter”😂😂😂😂😂
I almost died lmao 🤣
On mom's, one of the funniest sets I've seen. Almost scared to show the wife this one.
After watching my man on Canceled Court...I knew his written material would be hilarious. My new favorite comedian for sure.
Me: *looks away for a second*
Her: you’re not even fucking listening
Me: well yea it’s been 31 seconds
And I'm making sure my food dont burn
Lol
wait so did you look away a second or 31 seconds?
@@Nonyah123 I was paying attention for 30 seconds and looked away the 31st
🤣🤣
bruh after 12 years of marriage i finally worked up the courage to tell my girl to GET TO THE POINT lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 were u on the couch for a while....
Is that why you divorced now?
facts
So that means You were never introduced to the Schooling’s of Patrice Oneal
What time's the funeral?
Can't tell you how many times I have said "Wow! That's crazy." , when I stopped paying attention and now need to fake it until she says enough to help me remember where we are at in the story.🙂
I have listened to this set countless times. I still laugh hard continuously during the entire set.
Women include waaay too much irrelevant info and straight dudes don't understand the art of gossip. My man came home with a story that went like:
Man: My coworker got custody of his 5 year old cause they found meth and crack in his system.
Me: Wait what!!???!!! How the hell did meth and crack get in a 5 year old's system?
Man: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Me: Tf. Baby. Why wouldn't you find that out, baby? Whyyyy???
Man: If he wanted me to know he would've told me.
Me: 😒🤨 Get away from me.
My man’s favorite phrase is “I don’t know. I didn’t ask” I’m like wtf you left out the backstory, the details, and what you think will happen next!!!
Bissssshhh!! I be ready to fight because I need everyyyyy detail or my mind cant even register the story lolllll
This the whole truth right here 😂😂
Pls bring me a FULL glass of tea not the last swallow
Good story..efficient and short
When she yelled " Then what i say?" lmao i died lol.
I yelled it too. Maaaan that’s where y’all fuck up E V E R Y T I M E 😂😂😂
@@SaraAhmed-mm7iu lol
😩 ain’t heard shit
@@cieralashay1921 Oh we been hearing you. Just like the WHOLE thing?? Y’all been talking for 30 minutes no breath 🤦🏾♂️
@@mikeljackson9192 😂 this man spittin
“Their emotions are the same as fact” 🤯💯💯💯😂😂
I had to pause this when my wife walked in lol, I have mastered the art of the unspoken word 😋🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
all the people walking around remind me of a late 90s bootlegg movie
Fareal fareal
Nah it reminds you of the 90s because the joke was literally written in the 90s..
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@@Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj Elephant in the room came out like late 2000's. Also, concepts aren't the same as jokes. Good to see the younger generation watching Patrice but for sure don't do that
looks like Times Sqaare 42 street at night
"I love your stories, please don't start over." Lmao
czcams.com/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/video.html patrice o'neal
The accuracy of this is scary😂😂😂😂
This might be the most relatable sketch I have ever watched. Good god...
Lmao “I’ll kill everybody over my respect.” This whole set is gospel.
ESPN reference was perfect
I said the same thing😂
Real as fuck +
#loveandHUNDREDS
Patrice was ahead of his time. He birthed a generation of men who are beginning g to get it.
GREAT SET!!!
One of the best comedy clips I've ever watched. The crowd were in stitches. 😂
The fact that a bunch of sistas asked, "What did I say?" 😄 It was perfect for his, "You see that sht?" Unique delivery around a common topic. I couldn't even be mad. He told on me. Lol. I'm a new fan. 🙌🏿❤
Yo fr I said the line at the same time everyone else did; can't believe I really got called out like that
@@tigerlily515 😂you & me both, sis!
I definitely said that line! 😆😅🤣😂
@@tigerlily515 lmao me to
I felt so validated by this lol
If you need to she will repeat it 😂
"please don't start over!" 😂
Yes we will
Nah I am good folk... but wow, thats crazy 😂😂😂😂
PATRICE O'NEAL
@Karen The Kontributor yea yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"hey baby....I love your stories, please don't start over"...lmfao
This man deserves a Nobel peace prize 😂
If this isn't every dude's relationship, then im fucking dead.
Yes, but there are relationships where they practise and learn to communicate with each other, to save energy, nerves and to get more intimate and grow.Listen to expert John gray on women's and men's ways and needs. Has helped me see some mistakes I do, in treating men as though they were like women...
@@Medietos
there’s one thing I learned in life and it’s that dudes don’t become better listeners, they become better at pretending their listening. All my married friends have said at least 50 times “I have no clue why my wife’s mad at me” even though a majority of them are in fantastic marriages
You gone live forever
I'm mad he used my exact phrase, "Wow, that's crazy!". If any woman in my life ever sees this bit, it's a wrap for me!
"Wow. That's crazy" is my go to
Can't let the gf see this
Keep the lie alive!✊🏽
"What? What the hell? No way! Whaaat. What the heck. Why?? Aw man. Wah seriously. Bruhhhhhhhhh. And then?"
PATRICE O'NEAL
@@smokefacebroncojones I know it's always been a lie from jump.
Wait til she becomes your wife.......
That is my favorite line "Well what did I say?" LOL
Boy you know how many times I got hit with the “What I say??” 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh I get hit with this everyday
Bruh, Ryan Davis is too good man. I gotta rewatch it because I wasn't even laughing, I was too busy being impressed
Totally Dude!!
Dope observation!! You potentially have an eye for talent....now use your gift!! You're welcome
True he’s got so much better since the first time I heard him.
Just facts thru the WHOLE set
yeah I mostly just agreed
Im famous for askin my man "what I say"?!?😂😂😂 he always says "I was listening jus finish"!!😂😂 omgosh
Lmfaooo
Loool the im famous part hit different
Hahahaha
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's all women!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Audience was prime. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
One night my niece got into a car accident and had to go to the hospital. It happened late right as I went to bed so my wife was handling the situation. The next day when I came home from work I asked my wife "how's Cynthia (our niece) doing"? The next thing I remember is her saying to me "how come you aint saying nothing"? I looked up at the clock and said "25 minutes ago I asked you how Cynthia was doing and you haven't stopped talking since".
I almost fell out my chair when you said “No one has talked to a woman and said afterwards, I think she left out some sh!t” One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in stand up
The chick at the end was pure validation of this entire bit. 😂✊🏽💯
That “Wow that’s crazy” is universal 😂😂😂
she kill your whole argument with “ok what did i say?” and i’m like what DIDN’T you say
As a woman, I love a good back story lmaoo
Seee!!!!! We are not crazy as men lol
I was looking hard for a woman’s comment lol
Wow, that's crazy.
Thats the only way to understand the full story hahaha
I ask what’s the back story before the story even starts hell 🤦🏾♀️
"I don't do relationships, I study them" ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿👌🏿
I used to study them, now I'm in one.
@@STell743 it happens 🤙🏾🤙🏾
Frfr
I started study men overall it’s important to me!!
@@STell743 Did your studying pay off?
I already was a fan.....Now I wanna see him in person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.......Keep goin sir....Movies and TV is definitely in your future 👍🏾
The women were so in sync with him that at the end they all yelled out "WHAT I SAY THEN?" lmao that's a thing of beauty.
“To women, feelings are the same as facts” comedy gold
Comedy Gold, but also Life Truth
He stole this bit. And im not fucking letting up.
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@@Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj hmmm...this is just like saying that I am plagarizing when i use the phrase "light travels faster than sound". I say this because, honestly, many psychologists have already pointed out the connection between women's emotions and their reasoning. In otherwords, he was quoting existing, established FACT. So, I will have to disagree with you on this one.
@@byronovus well it wouldn't be comedy if it were obvious. But i was wrong.. this is a totally different joke. no clue why I was dry going hard on homie tbh
Never read a truer statement in my life! Lmao!
The woman screaming in the end to say it before he could was perfect lmfao
What I say?? 😆😂🤣
@@traceylennon1204 that shit on point too 😂😂
But what díd she say?? I couldn't hear it!
I couldnt hear what she said at all, tried 6 times. What was it that she said?
@jayjaylenchase75 Agreed. I had to rewind to actually hear it, but you can guess given the context lol
“He acts like he’s stupid!”
“Who’s acting”???? 😂😂😂
- comedian: then she kills your whole argument with one question
- the whole crowd in one voice: What I said?
When the comedian feels like a rockstar! ⚡✨
This man aint a comedian, he a preacher because he had me sayin "halleluyah" the whole time😭😭😭👏👏👏
When he said, "You're not even f***ing listen", I was literally trying to remember 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that one in my soul...lmao
This has me in tears cause it’s so true 😂😂😂😂😂 I’ll try to cut my convo down to 30secs
really got me at home, by myself, finishing his damn joke out loud, laughing my ass off like im there in the club. “What I say” 😂 dude killed it
"I love your story! Please don't start over" 😂😂😂😂
I go through this everyday! 😂
facts!! LMFAO!
"Their emotions are the same as fact" - true statement no longer reserved for women... Lots of crazy people don't understand that feelings are not facts... I'll stop before one of them tries to hurt me.
Well, I just feel... 😂
Tell me about it, let’s jump em!
How are feelings not facts? Emotions are the most real thing in life.. you feel what you feel there is no arguing. Everything else is our best guest or going off of what someone else said is true which is flawed.
@@pinklemonade3462 'I feel that the whole world is against me.' By your logic, that is a fact. Please park the bs.
AaaaaaMEN! Cause these dudes Crazy as Hell and more emotional than a woman could ever be!
The way that "Wow, that's crazy" came back full circle.
I still watch this set to this day a few times a month and the amount of facts he spit and how many of em I see everyday 😂😂😂
Lol, my wife loses me after 20 seconds. I just kepp winging it for a calm peaceful rest of the day.Ryan will be great
The best part of the day is when they finally know that it's time to shut the fuck up and stop telling us shit we've got to pretend to care about lol
me too lol
@jayjaylenchase75 It's a smart MO lol
Wow that's Crazy
“What I say?” Is my favorite saying after I complain about my day to my husband and he never seem to remember...lol Now I know why! 😂😂
Lol yup same with my ex when we use to fight!
Not listening to you isn't a character trait of a man
@@brandonbrown2973 its a prejudice. Just like all of comedy. And then enlarge/generalize them.
Stop asking him that stupid ass question, we're not listening because we want to respond we're listening so you can get it out, that's all you need to do Get your frustrations out cuz everything you're saying is not a statement it's not a question it's nothing It's just useless feelings that you want to tell me.
There's literally nothing I could do for you and your own convoluted feelings to help you, all I could do was listen to you and say okay
Key is, drop the very important stuff in the first 30 seconds or the last 30 seconds when you snap us back. You can still go on for 30 min, heck I will listen to my girl talk for 2 hours if she wants. I might not get it, but I am trying so at least you can vent or get off whatever you want.
“My dad said i’m a fighter, I’M A FIGHTER 😏” I LITERALLY SCREAMED
This was hilarious and true as fuck. Had me laughing in the break room so hard everybody staring at me but I gave no fucks. Pro level shit, man. Good job.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m in the break room overnight reading comments after watching this video🤷🏾♂️
The backstory makes it good and juicy and we gotta set the scene so you will understand 😂😂😂😂 Ryan Davis is hilarious
It's only juicy for you. Most back story is trivial if you could tell the actual story well enough.
Women will save some shit that happened last week to drop it on your ass today. Crazy asf!
See but y’all add irrelevant ass info😂 you’ll tell us that your best friend was cheating on her boyfriend to set up the story than you gotta dig into the psycho-emotional aspect of why she cheated, and then of course y’all just haaaave to explain the boyfriends childhood so we understand why he is such an absent man😂 by the time you get to the story it’s been 15 minutes
Y’all be getting carried away with setting the scene, now that quick story turns into the titanic.. then y’all got the nerve to ask “what did I say?”
How do you expect us to recite this movie word for word? Gotta hire a stenographer at that point. 😂
Thats LOVELY PHOENIX...just LOVELY
I feel personally attacked. **snatches pearls**
Good lawd this is accurate af
"please don't start over" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm downloading this to my phone. I can see this bit saving me alot of time 😄
Legend 😂
Yo, as soon as I said, in my head "dude is preaching," homie said the same thing at 4:27. 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao 😂
No Patrice O'Neal is the legend this guy stole this bit from his special Elephant in the Room
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL
Wow I’m astounded at how accurate this was and I feel personally attacked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why!? Why do I always tell side stories when it don’t have shit to do with the original story 🤣🤣😩😩😩.
Don't feel too bad. I tried to read The Lord of the Rings and couldn't get through it. JRR Tolkien writes like that, wandering all over the plot. The movie go to the point. What I'm saying is throw some orcs and dragons in your next story to keep a man's attention.
Cause you’re a bad storyteller lol
@@TorquemadaTwist i tried to read it too, i got through a decent amount of it. It was during a time when i had absolutely nothing else to do and i wanted to like it so much and i kind of did but it was a damn mess.
I do it too
this maybe the most flawless delivery of a comedy set I've ever seen