I Got Suspended for Being a Drunk Teacher - Dave Helem
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- čas přidán 2. 03. 2021
- Comedian by night, a teacher by day - Dave Helem was a jack of many trades. This jack took it a little too far when a classroom game turned into a two-week suspension. Watch to hear one of Dave Helem's hilarious teaching experiences.
Original Filming Date 3/4/18
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I was one of his students at the school he was talking about, and I assure you everything he said in this set is true 😂
😂😂😂
Are u the half transformer lol
Does kesha in fact stank? :D
@@lcarn500 naw 😂 he was an underclassmen, but Dave was my homeroom/math teacher
@@shaneh9591 I think he was just using that as an example of how the game was played, but I seen some of his other bits and peeped that he mix his stories with the other schools he taught at, so maybe 😂
😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ he worst then the students 😂😂😂😂
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. Give me a chance 🙌😀🙌🙌🙌
😂 right
*than, not "then"
...ummm, You sure _YOU_ not one of the students?
Lol jk. I don't want to cyber fight. Let's be friends... with benefits. 😘😜🤪🙃
@@jillruff1655 stole my reply lmfao
@@jillruff1655 😂
When I realized he was talking about Biggie, I hoooooooollerd laughing! 🤣
it was the Secret Roast Game 😂
I’m so slow at first I was like I don’t remember that part in precious 😂 🤦🏾♀️☠️
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🤣🤣🤣 meeeee tooo
Lol when he mentioned Puff daddy I was like wtf 😳 😅😂😂😂😂
@@mrsetamayple 😂😂 me too that’s when I caught on
Me too !!!!!!!!!!
Precious story had me DEAD AF!1🤣🤣
Man, first time I heard him tell that story was back in 2015, Chicago. It was funny funny then and it's funny still lmao.
I need to rewatch Precious while high
@@nthabix please do 😂😂
When he started describing Precious I fell to the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brrrruuuhhh the Precious to Biggie joke had me dying. I was in here like "wait, that ain't happen in Precious" 😂😂😂😂
Me Too! 🤣🤣
@Major M same I’m like “crack cocaine?!?”
I swear that part took me tf out🤦🏾♀️🤣
He tore down the whole set 😂 “half transformer”
Man him being a drunk teacher could be a TV series
My math teacher in high school used to play movies at least 2 or three times a week!☠️😂
that nigga was recovering 🤣🤣🤣
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Hilarious
What math movie was put on? I’m curious 👀
MATH 😭
Notorious P R E
underrated comment LOL
You’re going to hell 😂😂😂😂
Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show definitely 🤣🤣
That is hilarious!
Dayum CSCS ya farreal helarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The secret roast...comedians keep me going...Quantavius...The Precious movie scene remix....😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. He did not give noooo phucks . A negative 100 on the the scale😂😅😂
He is calling the kids savage. They get it from him. This guy is hilarious and a horrible teacher!!! 😂💀😂
"In both of her stomachs" I'm dying 😭
We need a longer set from this guy!
Hell yea quick too 😂😂
These are FACTS 💯
Thank you!
Lol the minute he said crack on a plate under the bed I automatically knew wtf he was talking bout 😂😂😂😂😂
Right. It took people way too long to catch on 😂😂😂
And that’s why I stopped buying weed from quantavious
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I ain't even peep that till I read this! Buying weed from his students
I need to start being his customer
Him telling the woman to stop had me weak
He is too funny 😂 gon put 4 different movies in one and bought weed from the 21 year old sophomore 😭😭
Let him tell his story lady!
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Right, she sound like Jurassic Park and shit "AAAAH!" LMAO
She bout to be the butt of his next set though😂😂
I have ADHD worse than my students. If I put a movie on, we’ll wind up across the street at the corner store buying scratch offs. 🤦🏽♀️🤣
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🤷🏻♀️ still slightly less inappropriate than the roast match game lmfao
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LMAO!!!
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He don’t need that teaching job, he 💯🔥 as a comedian.
Woooooow bruh that was flipping hilarious when he mixed Precious and Biggies stories I was yelling laughing
He was hilarious from beginning to end! I need him to do more!
Hell yeah I gotta keep in eye out on bro
I realised what movie he was talking about when he brought up the crack under the bed scene. 😂😂😂
EASILY lmfaooooo “mashed potatoes”
Lol the Precious bit killed me lol
Bruh when I realized who he was talking about I was in tears.
Ikr😂
BIGGIE is so missed. It took a moment for me to realize what he was leading up to. He don't need to smoke!
After dating a teacher I figured out what movie day was 😂
It’s the Quantavious reach around for me 😂😂😂
Yo! He taught at my high school. Never had him as a teacher though. Now I wish I was in them classes 😂 fire set
Cap 🧢
The precious story is culturally black comedic genius at its finest!
We all had that teacher that loved showing movies turn off the light and nod😳😅😅 at least he was honest ijs
🗣️Das kesha das kesha, she stank 🤣🤣🤣
noooo noooo 😅😅😂 he killed me with the biggie comparison
Worked in education 1 year, did similar things to this. My mid day nap game was legendary
The second he said she took the boombox out and started battling I immediately thought of the Biggie clip of him turning that fool out in front of the store. When he kept going I just started dying. Dude is funny.
I haven't seen Precious, so that story sounded pretty true lmao
Subliminal 😂
Jit said half transformer😂
Without blinking this has to be one of the most spontaneous performances I've ever seen. Definition of real. Mature but yet playful. I hope this comedian will have success. Work on your material King. I hope you're seeing this. Peace!
Him fuckin up Precious had me dyyying 🤣🤣
The audience sounds like they could be his students.
That shit had me dying... precious is Biggie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
He is hilarious but the audience howling is cracking me up 😹
I cannot praise this bit enough. Genius.
1:18 THATS KEISHA
Been watching this clip at least once a day for the past week. Shit gets me every time.
"As a 21 year-old sophomore"
Lmfao!!
My homie since the 5th grade. Good shit Dave. Bring out those 1990 Mc Hammer pants. 😂
I’m stealing that secret roast game
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣
You tryna be stopping fights all day lol
My kids would abuse this game! 🤣😂🤣😂
this has to be the hardest joke i've ever heard . precious .
so nobody gonna mention how he said she got shot in BOTH her stomachs? ☠️☠️☠️
That was funny. But he was rapid firing way deeper jokes than that
This dude is God tier lol 😂
My middle school teacher used to play movies and lay on the floor behind his desk🤣🤣🤣
I almost ran off the road laughing at this foolishness. Damn Precious
Thought that was Raekwon in the thumbnail
Me too😂😂
For real tho 😂
The Chef
He does look like Raekwon
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She thinks she is in school and the teacher as her for her input😂😂 " I know! I know! Hey!"
This reminds me of Jamie foxx on the foxxhole when he called her “Notorious Precious”😂🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Seen this Biggie skit before and now he perfected it. 🔥🔥🔥
It got funnier when the crowd started to catching on .He made that comparison that Precious was Biggie.
i dont think ive ever seen anything as dangerous as comedy
My high school business teacher kept vodka in his coffee cup 😆
He really drug Biggie into this😂
Bruh no lie that game sound FIRE lmfao “that’s Keisha!” 💀🤦🏾♂️
He's hilarious! I can't with him!!
Why is the Precious bit so funny bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Both of her stomachs” ... 🤭🐄 dead. 😳😂
The precious bit had me absolutely fucking DYING, my lungs are tryna run the fuck away I'm coughing up last week's kush 😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
I look to my right and I see Patrice Oneal in the suggested videos. This guy makes the roast so awkward and he love's it. The crowd are like no, wait, but he is yes we are going there. This was great.
😂😂😂😂😂 he killed that
OMG that was our English teacher in high school😂😂😂😂it only took us a few days to realize it wasn't coffee in her thermal😂😂😂😂
Now I need for someone to explain WTH is a 1/2 transformer🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
Transformers from the cartoon with the cars turning into robots. In a wheelchair he looks like a transformer that got stuck halfway through the transformation
I shouldn't be laughing but i was lmaooooo
"Precious" Story......Daaaamn
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@2:15 *Shocked he didn't roast the woman interrupting. Like, Patric O'neal or Bernie Mac would have flameeddd her.* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a 21 year old sophomore I know you know better 😭
"Quantavius"
Nobody gonna mention the Biggie voice 😂 😂 💀
We need more teachers like him
TOO many ex-teachers go into the comedy game loooolllllll!!!!!!!!
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I had a drunk teacher too freshman year. I literally watched gladiator and Troy twice every week 😂
Lol my p.e teacher was always blazed... Then a mate and myself busted him smoking one day and then I ended up selling him shit for ages after...
Good times lol
He should’ve played 187 with Samuel L Jackson… give those kids some fear of the teachers lol
Quantaivius Keyonta Washington...guess his race,?🤣🤣🤣🤣...he was so on point!🤣🤣🤣
Yooo that Precious joke was TOO FUNNY 😭
I clicked on this cuz I thought it was Raekwon.
I stood cuz the joke was good 😂
When you need a clever way to talk yo shit on somebody 😗
Omggg I laughed the ENTIRE TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂
Half a transformer!! 😂😂😂
This dude is a menace 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Raekwon brother out here killin it
I thought Raeqwon was doing comedy from the thumbnail 😆😆😆
Lmao! I was like DAMN this dude look like somebody...THATS who!
Soon as he said plate of crack I knew where he was going and died 😂
I was confused as hell at first 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭 dis nigga hilarious
Precious shoulda never tried 2Pac like that
The secret roast game is a genius idea.
Yoooooo that makes me think was that really coffee in my teachers mug😂😂😂😂😂
HE’S FUNNY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is smell like tilapia every morning…That’s Kisha she stanks! 🤣🤣🤣legend.
I really needed that laugh this week.
I'm in Chicago & a teacher.... this is funny 🤣