The Fisher Price "FP3 Player".
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waiting for him to set down a block of cheese in the beginning of an episode and wave his hand over it and say "cheeeeese" while a gif of the rats in ratatouille running around plays
very specific request if i do say so myself
cheems
why can I imagine that so perfectly
@@RayanfhoulaBR but also 500% something I’d expect to see on this channel😂
czcams.com/video/SyimUCBIo6c/video.html so this?
My heart broke when he didn't test the "Kid Tough" claim with his toddler-man strength.
Same like I thought the one grit would get a treat lol
How can I know this is perfect for my kid when he yells about plum liquor...
Was wondering if anyone was going to say something somewhere
How to make something not kid tough the kid that is like Sid from Toy Story.
He'll find find some way to destroy it even if he was younger.
Although if you really want to just kid toughness take a pointy object or even a blunt object with a smaller cross section impale LCD screen with this there you go not kid tough!
If you were to put enough pressure on that LCD display I'm pretty sure you could do some damage to it if not that a few good Stomps on the LCD section of the thing should do the Works to the display.
I've seen so many LCD screens broken or just to the point where segments are messed up permanently from excess pressure on a display.
Not to mention the iPads that are or were used for point of sale that were always on charge that's not good for those things they were never intended to be plugged in 100% of the time for real.
I can see those used as a portable kiosk but not just constantly plugged in.
But now they have that kiosk if you can call that from Square that's intended for this application don't know if this is obsolete now or not but I remember seeing it here and there a few years back don't even know if that's still around as I mentioned but that was a better solution than the iPads I'd say for certain essentially the point of sale was two iPads and some other Hardware!
I wonder how many returns and or service calls apple head on these for certain!
And people climb about charging overnight well what about charging 24/7 and never really running on battery even once unless of course someone unplug the thing to charge their Apple device which often happened and yes I'm seeing that done before even at work sometimes someone would sneak out the charge cable and plug in their iPhone or even another device occasionally they're on there was a notice saying about not doing it although it probably would have done nothing good to run on battery occasionally like at least once the day for a few hours if not more or unplugging at night and replugging in the morning would have been better than just leaving it plugged in for certain
Anything made by Fisher-Price probably at least with the older stuff would have held up but not so much modern Electronics really and I remember Still My First Sony when that came out and I do remember back in the day having the original version of the Fisher Price phonograph/record player it was actually a mechanical music box!
Thinking about building a solenoid operating mechanism to be able to use this as a music box be able to play whatever Tunes you want!
And I do know that people are making their own quote unquote records for this toy either Machining them or even 3D printing them and evidently you can order through one of the 3D printing companies that does things like this different songs
On my old buddies I used to know had a CNC and he actually made a disc that played the old gray mare and the flip side of it was part of Go tell Aunt Rhody.
And yes he did something that Nintendo would have definitely shot down if they had found out that is if he put it into production it yep slept with a cease and desist Super Mario Bros theme of course or at least part of it.
And on the opposite side was Starman Theme
Those are some gnarly analogue horror sounds
Yes
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Fisher Price is really trying to get kids into industrial noise music early!
As a noise artist I was genuinely considering buying this
Everyone: I thought you were dead
The MOJO: my death was greatly exaggerated
Someone else acknowledged that
Look more closely at the printing--it's the Mojo *2!*
@@chairgaming1997 lol
Finally someone mentions it
Was it always the MOJO2™
Fun fact: the trademark symbol doesn't actually mean it's a registered trademark and has barely any legal merit. Meaning you can literally put it next to anything you want, as long as it's not an already registered trademark (which is symbolized with an R in a circle).
Nick™ Jerrison™ isa™ nerd ™
Sonichu™
@@haydenhockman5433 Yeah, Chris wishes lol
Blood Farts™
@@FoxBlocksHere i don't think the trademark has been revoked
Seeing the mojo near the end was like a fan favorite character coming back to a show after not being in it for a few seasons
for real.
Except they look different
3:18 matches the quality of the giant airpod
Lol
Olo
Those kid style headphones are super hard to actually blow because they often have resisters in them to prevent them from getting loud and blowing little Timmy's eardrums.
Who is Little Timmy??
@@noahmizrahi9834 "Little Timmy" is a term generally used to refer to young children
@@QuantumScratcher i guess its better then BIG timmy the dragon slayer
@@noahmizrahi9834 that kid who's trying to sleep but youtubers keep singing at him instead.
@@QuantumScratcher But my name is Noah....
The button layout is matched on the headphones. It’s that level of attention to detail that keeps me a fisher price customer to this day.
They really were a bangin company as a kid, huh?
Always top quality 6/5
yeah but it didn't work out of the box a mere 16 years later. smh
seeing Tony miss the toy with the front tyre but hitting it with the rear one made me wonder how safe that trip on the other channel was
As sade as piss
So I decided to do some searching on the Internet and I’m pretty sure that it is in fact an MP3 player and that FP3 was literally just a thing Fisher-Price called it
No shit
Yeah because FP was Fisher-Price's abbreviation/logo
am I the only one who wants the "demonic sounds" as a sample
Makes me wanna turn it into some nasty breakcore
3:27 would make an excellent Serum wavetable.
@@iamnevrchange.9570 machine gun go brrrrrrrrrr
Could probably make it in just audacity, take the original song and just *demonify* it
Instantly wanted it, I need the fisher price noise machine.
It's good to see Fisher Price making an effort to introduce the kids of the mid-2000s to Aphex Twin.
LOL
why am i picturing a 3-year-old listening to syro on his fisher price nugg
That's the quality i expect here
heh
It reminded me of a hubba bubba roll 😂
3:30 my brain when I stub my toe
I'm glad we got a surprise mini-segment of "Sounds from Hell, with DankPods" today, always love that.
At some point when the E-PC starts hard chuggin (more than it already does), you should send it to LGR or This Does Not Compute. Just so they have an entire video of them looking at the bloatware installed onto it from all these useless discs over the years.
I’d love to see that tbh
That's actually a great idea
Yeah needs to happen for sure
*Eee PC
Eee Pee Cee
My little sister had one, but the story time files were corrupted and couldn’t be listened to after about 1/3 way through. I will forever wonder what those stories held.
So they were faulty even in their day?
I'm guessing disappointment is what you were missing out on.
Demons.
An FP3 file is a report prepared by FastReport, a report generation tool that can be embedded into software applications. FP3 files are generated from . FR3 report templates. FastReport Studio is a visual report designer that allows developers to design report templates and embed those templates in other applications
File Extensions should been seen more as "suggestions" rather than file types. Lots of file extensions step on each other.
@@Pianet no i am pretty sure that children of the 90s wanted to view fast reports and this was a totally serious comment
I think i can speak for everyone when i say this episode kicks ass LMFAO
The testing, the good manuèl, the minitop, the headphone break (attempt), our friend on 4 wheels, (attempted) destruction, and a happy loud aussie.
Thank you mr.pods, stay dank sir 🙏
It's even got the mojo!
@@BoshkoIgich the mojo 2
We also got the Eee Pee Cee, truly a pleasure to see
The possessed nugget's screams provided some of the best DankPods content this year
That motorboating...i mean air compressor sound are hillarious
if i was a kid and i heard that i would never touch mp3 players again
I never stop laughing every time Dank says "I HATE the EeePC", like it's just the thorn in his side that wont go away
It really is. He needs it for all the old devices that have a software that runs on windows xp.
@@RomaineChutckhan Eee XPc
well I guess it finally went away
child that needs to eat broccoli
3:05 Analog DankHorror
Can't believe he would risk a PKcell's life like that
Well damn this Nugget was actually built with some strength to survive destruction.
It was made for children, after all.
I was expecting the One Grit (or a full-sized cinder block, for that matter) to do the deed, to be honest
@@NcWcN1 same i was like “where’s 1 grit?”
@@snowflake09161 then again, judging by how it withstood the car, 1G would not have tickled it by comparison
Almost Nokia tough.
My Fiio M17 got an update and I lost all volume control!! Then got another update and her eyes went back straight. 😂 I dunno
I bought the silicone cover about 6months ago for my M17 and it feels great and that 600g/1.25lbs CHONGUS doesn't slide around now. But it'll still bust your face when lying in bed!! 🤣 DO NOT CHONGUS IN BED!! or maybe just sideways.
I find it absolutely hilarious that you have to aggressively choke Tony into life
Watch garbage time
Reminds me of my ex...
Because tony had a 100 kph seession
With no context, this sounds like Dank horribly misunderstood how CPR is performed
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat sounds like it was somehow effective as well
Thank you for capturing the moment at 4:46 so satisfying
"Guys I don't think it's doing the do" "Aww the drive's dead!" says Dank, as he frantically waves around the still spinning CD Drive plugged into arguably the most unreliable example of a computer ever as the drive screams in protest. I love it
"Old stuff can turn into gross stuff" is a flavor of wisdom that applies to many things.
Reject polymerization, return to crude
Any pining for The Good Old Days
I had one of these back in the day! I have many core memories involving me “blaring” Yellow Submarine as loud as those kid-sized headphones would let me, good times
I can only imagine how "Old MacDonald" sounded...
"Old MacDonald had a farm, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."
3:38 “it's clearly cursed"
Well, that's what happen when the old ROM storage turns into mush, just like the plastic.
Good ol' data rot, even the best of them (devices with built in storage) will get it at some point, especially if you leave them sitting for decades at a time in an environment the storage medium hates, or like you said just turns to mush naturally from just sitting around.
Probably actually NAND going past its rated data retention period. Mask ROM don't usually do too badly.
It’s like the SpongeBob one
Maybe it never even rotted they just put it on there like that and no one ever listened to it so no one complained.
@@PinkAgaricus I have several USB drives and SD cards from the mid-late 2000s, ranging from 128 MB to 2 GB which still work today. The only drives I've ever had fail were of generic Chinese brands.
It always brightens my day when he goes AAA for AAA batteries
6:15 SEVENTY BUCKS??? IN 2006 MONEY???
#safe the wii team
For the last week I was frequently remembering holding a little pink round music player at some point when i was in kindergarden that my mom helped me upload music to, but I didnt know what it was called to even google it. Thank you for helping me find the name of something I remembered fondly from my childhood!
Oh gosh I had one of these when I was small! I can't believe that you actually managed to find one! Such nostalgia!
Did it work when you had it?
me to lol, mine was a pastel blue one i think
@Cat 🅥 do i care
@Rogan Roy nope
@@bashcone whoever that was his comment got removed
Every time Dank screams AAA, i keep laughing, Dank just continues to entertain me XD
1:13 I once saw a brand of cereal that had trademarked the word "Awesome"
And a US State trademarked "The™
OH MY GOD I actually had one of these things, I’m pretty sure I commented on one of your videos about it, I still have mine, and it still has all the kids songs on it, you could actually dock these into a radio shaped speaker, I remember popping it apart and it actually had really good quality drivers. Those were the days!
There is actually still a listing on Amazon for one of these things.
3:25 It sounds just like the giant AirPod speaker!
I thought at first dank was gonna throw a manchild tantrum to test the strength of the fp3 player like what he did to the children's headphones, glad to see Tony have a spotlight in the episode even if he acts just like a child. Loved that tiny Tony cutout in the vid as well
Where is the cutout at
@@yjidkal when he mentions Tony by name
@@Goldencub-2020 oh I forgot
i think the Flash memory in this device corrupted because it wasn't used and thus those "crazy noises". that phenomenon is called "Bit rot" or "data degradation" and wikipedia explains it: "Solid-state media, such as EPROMs, flash memory and other solid-state drives, store data using electrical charges, which can slowly leak away due to imperfect insulation".
Parent: I bought you a FP3-player like you wanted! Merry Christmas.
Kid: I wanted an MP3-player.
Parent: Well this is what you have now and I bet it is just as good.
I can just imagine how many christmases this ruined
You positioning the mouse cursor to mark the progress of the loading bar made me feel so validated!
Yeah, was so glad I’m not the only one that does it on slow installs 😂
the glitching sounds would have given me nightmares as a kid
This is a sound that computer games will give when it or PC is about to crash
Can confirm, the one I had (this had to have been in 2007ish) was indeed kid tough
(Fun fact the first song i put on it was bounce by system of a down)
9:25 mojo 2 ???
1:08 Dankpods says sus, my life is complete.
9:14 THE MOJO IS BACK
7:10 - 725 in the car, there’s a screen where you can see his eyes. EYE REVEAL!!!!!
I still remember I had an eee pc when I started uni, my dad backed over my backpack with the car & crushed it. Weird thing is even though the chassis was crunched in two and the screen bent to a right angle everything else worked flawlessly....
4:31 sounds like a propeller plane having a rough day
Oh my god it's every Pokémon Gameboy creepypasta.
**Random static and glitchy music began to play**
5:15 Bro Is Literally Taking The Disc Out While The Software Is Getting Installed.💀
I HAD ONE OF THESE! I LOVED it, MAN this whole video is a blast from the past, I'd forgotten it even existed.
He finally let out the Nugget demons with the FP3 player. 3:35
I'm fairly certain the fp3 did more damage to Tony's tires than anything else.
I got a 1978 Fisher Price record player complete in box and it is ADORABLE! Did you know QUAKER OATS made Fisher Price?!
fun fact: a lot of the cheaply manufactured bulk CD's from that era will creep from sitting inside packaging, or weren't made right in the first place, and as such don't sit FLAT. They have a slight U bend to them that will make drives vibrate like that.
Set on a flat table with a dictionary on top of it for a day or two...
THAT RIO 600 PLAYER AT 0:19 WAS MY FIRST PLAYER AS A KID
Loaded with Bear and the Big Blue House and Billy Jonas. Good times. Still have it too.
That mp3 sounded like it had some chep-ass nand memory that got corrupted for not being used in a while. Btw, the CD sounded like it was warped, maybe flatten it with an iron (be careful tho). Awesome videos as always.
Can’t wait to see what nugget treasures we will see this week
Fun to see Ye’s inspiration for the design of the Stem Player.
Who is He?
Aged 20 years by the realization that the little blue and black Rio pictured was my first mp3 player.
Kind of wished you’d given it another go with a serious CD drive and we could have seen what you can/can’t really do with it. I think the strength test was just a bit early 😉
my man removed the CD during the install and then was surprised it failed and didn't try again. The fact that the error message said "The device is not ready" supports this theory. But it was probably garbage anyway
I love how the Polish maluch is now part of dank pods universe. Person on the other side of the globe enjoys a car with which I grew up with. World is a amazing place.
SERIAL NUMBER
You know, in case somebody is desperate to pirate "Kid-Tough FP3 Player Disc 1.1.0"
It took me way too long to realize that "FP3" was an acronym for "Fisher Price 3" (a play-on of "MP3").
The amount of anxiety I got at 8:56 from watching them slowly get closer and closer to falling...
...Was not okay.
it's the first pair of 'phones we've seen try to get away!
3:18 This sounds like something straight out of an arg, probably involving mascots of some beloved childhood franchise.
The FP3 be like: "sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [...]" without stopping (freezes in the middle of the song)
4:14 asmr 💀
I like how his fans can know the amount of insanity we are getting ourselfes into just by him presenting the product.
Because he is very serious about his nuggets.
Wade is stronger than Tony Kowalski, that's the canon now huh
Touch my facececececceceecceccecececececceecce
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I had one of these as a kid, jamming out to songs about cats and spaghetti was the best of times! Still works to this day
Good to see an ever-so-brief return of the Mojo
I got into iPods because of this channel, I have an iPod classic, first gen shuffle, and a third gen nano. Great videos
I love that the songs already come with built-in content-match protection.
I had the blue one as a child and I can confirm that the fp3 player isn't supposed to freeze while playing media
OMG I had one of these as a kid and I loved it. The audio files would become corrupted so frequently and I would always get mad when it would skip lmao
30 seconds in and love it already. Bring on the nuggets!
Fun Tony fact: Fiat 126p polish alias (Maluch) can be translated as „Toddler”. Seems like a perfect guy for the test!
The way he's just waving the disk drive while it's running just hurts me.
Watched this epic video after an emotional meltdown and now I'm feeling normal thank you for your service
The slow-mo as the front tyre barely missed had me in stitches, lol
6:43 if it’s a Polish car, wouldn’t something like Tomasz Kowałski (pl. w = eng. v) be ą slight bit more fitting?
I love that I can work a 13 hour day and it's all worth it when I see him post
That reminds me of "kid's first cell phone"-type of toys. There's even a "kid's first smartwatch".
7:23 rip pkcells 2021-2022
Those orange gloves are becoming as iconic as the green ipad cover.
I love when CZcams simply does not notify me of my subscriptions, and then when it finally does I realize I’ve got like 6 dankpods videos to watch now. It’s a blessing and a curse.
Dank, you might want to know your scream at roughly 2:13 scared the shit out of my cat. He is no longer in my lap and I am free. Well done.
It was beautiful
@@SPECTREA-vm7fy cringe name
I need 2 AAA
@@Guyman_6845 2 AAA batteries?
3:49 the sarcasm🤣
This is why you need the anti-skip FP3 Player
My soul literally dissepated when you missed the nugget with the nugget
Bro new Dank Pods upload just dropped!
I genuinely had one of these as a kid! Mine was blue and quite literally was my favorite thing ever! What a nostalgia trip!!
7:15 I CAN SEEEEEE YOUUUUU
I had one of these! It’s laying around somewhere. It had a dock speaker too!
I had one of these when I was little!!!! Loved this thing, I carried it everywhere. Maybe why Im super into music.
It literally stands for Fischer Price 3. Also I absolutely love Tony!!!!!