"Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Zábava
The mane reason I love his comedy is his ability to harness the humor in common things, saddle that with the perfect timing and the unbridled spontaneous audience interaction and you have a bit of standup perfection.
Nice wordplay
You are a wordsmith
Your comment is what all of us were hoping to find when we scrolled down.
Naaayyyt disappointed.
Wyatt Phillips I loved what you wrote! Your friend, Charlie horse.
this deserves more likes.
As a horse owner, I was stoked to see 10 minutes of pure horse related jokes. Hahahaha. Golden!
I have a friend who's a horse person . Not a centaur, the other kind.
no need to say it. we can see it on the profile pic.
Same, yes
So ponies...
People still say "Golden!"?
This never gets old. None of his stuff does really.
I love Jim Gaffigan
For real though. And what's really cool is he's intentionally family friendly but you don't even think about it unless someone mentions it. The first time someone pointed that out to me I almost argued and then it dawned on me. I was like, oh wow yeah HE IS! lol
Ecoworker97 I never thought about it but you’re exactly right. None of his stuff ever gets old!
At my grandma’s funeral last August, we all stayed in an AirBnB and watched this special! It lightened the mood so much, all of us were happy and laughing, despite the circumstances. We all live in different parts of the country and get to see each other very little and we had such a great time that night. Also, Grandma loved Jim so that’s a good win-win. We love you!
Amelia
You said Last August....
Hello August 2019...
Sorry for not appreciating how awesome you actually were.
Sincerely...August 2020
This has become a thing hasn't it. Every youtube video needs a comment utilizing a dead relative for likes. Great to know you watched stand-up so you didn't have to think about your deceased grandmother.
@@pytheas1111 Neigh, comments are so assholes can criticize people trying to forget their pain for a while. Not you of course; some OTHER asshole.
I'm a huge Jim Gaffigan fan. I'm retired from the Army, and everytime my PTSD gets triggered, I come here to laugh and relax. Thanks Jim!
thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Btw, I hope you don't live in my neighborhood after viewing your profile picture.
PTSD is another way of saying sissy boy.
Low iq is more prone to ptsd. Research it and get over it. I fought Colombians in Colombia and survived and managed to draw a lot of blood and death in my fight and I didn’t miss a step.
@@Mobev1 of course you did 😂😂😂
7:55 “I can see on some of your faces that you would frankly prefer...if I did more horse jokes.”
Nobody has better delivery than Jim!
please watch John Pinette, he has great delivery also , take care
As a thoroughbred race horse owner, the “gamblers prom” is the best description of the Kentucky Derby ever! That is pure genius.
That dislike is from a horse who thought the glue joke was too edgy.
I didn’t get that one. Could you please explain?
@@onixjaded3530 It was an old saying when a horse was going to be put down along the lines of "he's going to the glue factory..."
Just ripping off Wikipedia, here's a partial copy:
Animal glue is an organic colloid of protein derivation used as an adhesive, sizing and coating, compo, and for colloidal applications in industry[1] which is derived primarily from collagenous material present in animal hide or from the extraction of collagen present in animal bones, primarily cattle.[2]
TL/DR: they used to (and probably still do in some places) turn animal parts into glue.
Funny thing is prior to the horse routine he did a few minutes of "murder jokes"(human murder). No one groaned for the murder jokes, the're ok with murder, but kill a horse for some glue and they groan.
the horse wondering why it's carrying you when it saw you drive up in a honda civic!
@@onixjaded3530 They even call it "hide glue".
This is the only way to start your day. Laughing at clean jokes with Jim Gaffigan. Sincerely, thank you, Jim, you are a treasure.
Wow, thank you!
Super concurring on this. Two choices: Covid conspiracy hell on earth? Or Jim Gaffigan's Happy Place :)
@@jimgaffigan nice touch with the hefewiezen, man. Next level shit.
The only way to do it 😉
@@jimgaffigan
Don't mind me I've already nicknamed you " Jim Laffigan "
Jim could talk about a paper clip for ten minutes and it would be hilarious. It’s just who he is. 💙
Hey, I'd like to see that!
I can hear the annoyed audience member already. "How many paperclip jokes is this guy gonna do?"
You right
Absolutely
One of my favorite bits is him talking about bowling...he's probably the only comedian who can make numerous jokes about such a boring topic.
10 mins on Horses. And its clean. And its funny. This man is standup royalty.
"Hey, you wanna ride a horse?" "What part?" 🤣🤣🤣
« Oh no more horse jokes… now ponies. Totally different »😂😂 As a horse rider/trainer/used to be an instructor, this was hilarious!!
"Alimony B. Damned" is a great horse name.
"Really is that what he's doing? Bacon jokes? Whether bacon, or camping, or horse racing; You make us laugh by pointing out the obvious and absurdity of it all. Blessing to you and your wife.
"Pillow jokes, really, is that what he's doing? I didn't know he was going to be so EDGYYYY... I didn't come here to be SHOCKED into laughter..."
Thank You Mr. Gaffigan for Making Quarantine Less Stressful by Spreading Laugh and Joy. 👍
🐎 I'm commenting just so I can get a ❤ from Jim. ☺
You're my "go to" comedian for when I'm dealing with my depression and having really bad days. Thank you so much for all that you do to keep us laughing! You've brought me laughter when all I feel like doing is crying.
Ditto
100% I've been suffering with deep anxiety and he takes my mind off it.
Nothing "stirrups" the audience like a good horse joke.
Jess Stuart Hahaha
10:47 minutes of laughter....we all need it. Hey..who gave a “thumbs down”!
One of the horses
Those in the horse community who are tired of the exploitation. This man “Gaffigan,” has been profiting off the sweat of their brow for years.
Viagra's Revenge disliked this video.
A Glue Factory Owner
Seriously, who doesn't love Jim Gaffigan? 🤷♀️
I rarely laugh until I cry and its usually when I'm listening to you or spending time with my dad. Thanks for the laughs.
I love this man , he’s brilliant
As a german i appreciated that he mentioned "Hefeweizen".
Danka
@@jimgaffigan bitte
Bitte schön
Prost
Virus 22 What does that mean? Greetings from Southern California 🌴
Verwirrtheit
As a southerner I love to hear folks try to use a drawl in their routines... 😏💚
"What part???" 🤣🤣😂 Man Jim can take some of the most simple things and make them entertaining. A whole horse set🤣🤣🐎
The best part is that horses are legit therapy animals. Dogs and horses.
Got both
Serious truth
I could have the worst day
And they both help me look forward to the next day
I live in Central Kentucky and I've asked some of these same questions on a daily basis. THIS is the BEST!
Jim Gaffigan can make anything funny, even if he does 75 jokes on one subject :) Love his comedy!
Re: Glue Joke - "Oh, that was too edgy?"
The edgiest part was making fun of the horse owner. Top notch, sir!
He could do an entire special on horses and bacon... oh and hot pockets. Can't forget those.
tyson31415 Hot Pockets! My husband thinks those are the best jokes. Jim Gaffigan is so funny!
Bippity, boppity, boop...bacon!
Plot twist: The bacon inside hot pockets is actually horse meat.
"I want to know your annoyance pleases me" - I love it...
This was really good. I love how he messes with the audience and critizizes his own jokes. Meta af. Lol.
My parents are currently staring at me because i'm laughing for no reason when i'm supposed to be doing e-learning.
oops
I'm sure you learned something from Professor Gaffigan.
Jim has impeccable timing, no one makes me laugh as much as he does. ❤
Thanks Jim. I went straight to youtube to watch horses mate. Then my Mother in Law walked in.
Being born and raised in, "The Horse Capital of the World," and watching the Derby every year, I have been Waiting for someone to make jokes about horses and how they are treated!!!! This is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂 Thank you so very much!!! 🙏🏻
Did you know that there is an equine airplane to fly horses around, like Triple Crown winners, to stud in other countries? Horse owners all over the world pay to have horses flown to them to stud!!! The little ones are all born around January (because every horse is given January as their birth month, even if they're born later in the year.) You can see them emerge for the first time with their mothers in the Winter and Spring. It's a very pretty drive, observing horse farms with those wooden fences, along the rolling hills.
Thank you, again!! I have enjoyed your comedy, from as far back as That 70's Show!! ✌🏻
Jim your style of comedy is phenomenal, that inside voice never gets old! 🤣
This dude is a master - just really good. You can tell he works his ass off crafting his performance, and his experience has made him in tune with his audiences, which I would imagine would be hard to do when they get to be so big. I gotta give it up.
My roommate and I have tears in our eyes over the horseshoe bit! Haha
All the thumbs down are from people riding their horses trying to hit the like button.
😄😁😆
Jim, I get unbridled pleasure from your comedy. You are a National Treasure. 😘🐎. You have definitely not pasture limit on horse jokes with this fan.
I am going riding in about 3 hours, but right now I am dying laughing🤣🤣🤣
Dislikes were from people that bet on the “Hot Pockets” horse.
The only man in the entire universe who can maintain an audience riveted on equine humor for ten minutes.
Mr. Universe
I LOVE THIS BIT FROM QUALITY TIME! I think i was the only one who didn't get annoyed by the horse jokes! :p
me too
I enjoyed them as well. I've heard this bit before, this ain't my first rodeo!
One the comedy GOATs has great *bits* about *horses.*
“What the hell are you doing with my shoes?” 🐴😂
I have to admit, I have never heard of horse jokes for TEN PHUCKING MINUTES................but. Keep going Jim.
sigh, I listen to his jokes before going to bed. It makes me laugh so hard XD
The best, funniest and most relatable comedian I’ve ever watched! Jim Gaffigan, you are so cool man!
This man’s legacy will never die. That’s a fact.
Never enough horse jokes, Jim!
Keep ‘em comin’!
I needed this this morning! No matter how many times I see your clips...it’s still hysterical! Thank you!
My drink came out my nose at the Viagras revenge bit 🤣🤣 omg Jim you are the cat's pajamas!
"Heighhhhhh......take it easy on the Glue jokes!!"
Classic.
Omg he is one of few comics who brings me to tears Everytime. I'm amazed how he just doesn't miss a beat. never at a loss. So funny
"You know it's just a matter of time before someone brings a horse on a plane." Well, my sister and I saw someone trying to ride their horse into a TSC store. The horse wouldn't go in the sliding doors. There were many retries. I told my sister it was time for us to get out of here, so we left before things got ugly.
And someone has indeed taken a "Therapy horse" on a plane.
"Roughly 10 minutes of horse jokes"... exactly at the 10 minute mark.
Just when I think I’ve heard every Jim Gaffigan routine, I discover another one I love! This one is excellent! 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
More horse jokes, more YOU - You’re my top comedian!!! ♥️🐎♥️
Comic genius and he does it without being vulgar. I'm still laughing and the video is over.
One of the most consistently hilarious comedians working today! Love this!
My daughter received a horse as a gift. I tolk he to never look at the horse in the mouth. You are the best Jim - neigh.
I have adored this human for hundreds of years! He says just eat I’m thinking he must be a saint from another life. I love it when he takes about the Catholic Church! Just hysterical I love JG!
I've never laughed so much in 10 minutes in my life! 🤣🤣🤣
I love it when he says how many of these jokes does this guy have, never gets old. And then he tells more bahaha
A lot more!
I saw this live. This was my favorite part of the show.
He did that with bacon and Hot Pockets.
This was hilarious. :)
And he hit the horse jokes right on the head. In other words; he nailed it. :)
To me us humans do have a strange way of showing love and appreciation for horses.
He's truly the best. What a gift.
Only comedian I've seen live twice, every time makes me die laughing. Thanks for the video, it was very much needed!
Jim Gaffigan is the trusty steed of comedy…I love his high, hoarse impersonations…
I asked for it, you gave it to me.... i stayed hntil the end. A horse never left the race halfway
the best stand up comedian,EVER!!!
Wow, I never realized how stressful it is to be a horse!
One of the few comics I watch, & rewatch, & rewatch, &....
Can't get enough of this guy. It doesn't matter what he jokes about, he is just hilarious. Thank you Jim !!
If you can do 10 minutes of horse jokes you deserve the Triple Crown 💯
Jim Gaffigan was sorely missed in Iceland. Damned viral pandemic!
“No more horse jokes, I promise. Anyway, ponies...” 🤣 What a fantastic segue, Jim
LOL... This is why I love Jim Gaffigan. Only comedian I know who can do 10 minutes of horse jokes, and every one kills.
I love Jim Gaffigan. He's hilariously funny without using the F word every 3 seconds.
This was amazing. And YET... The thing that made me laugh the hardest... "If you don't subscribe...all of the animals...will die."
There is no life left in me. Thanks Jim.
I laughed so hard I wheezed and cried so hard! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!
This guy can make any topic funny.
Jim Gaffigan was not one I'd listen to when I was younger. Now that I enjoy his stand up. I can only accept the fact I missed out on the begining of a great act. Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for sharing your talent with us.
I appreciate you so much, Jim. You're one of maybe 3 excellent comedians I can show to my family. You do good work, thank you.
He should have started talking about unicorns 🦄 at the end...
Or Pegasus or Alicorns.
- Hey, you've got some more of your horse jokes?
- Neighative...
I think you could tell Jim was on top of his game here. Totally comfortable and fun to watch as always! Thank you Jim!
Horse:"what the hell u duin with my shoe?!"
Me: Spits out drink 😂😂
I'm an avid equestrian, and I found Jim quite funny!
My absolute favorite Gaffigan sequence. Thanks for posting it!!!
Jim Gaffigan is such a good mixture of humour and genius insight! I have two kids who suffer from anxiety and sleep troubles. Sometimes all I have to say to them is I will put on one of Jim Gaffigan's specials on audio and you can listen as you fall asleep. Takes away all their night time up and down issues! So grateful!
Neighled it! All hayl Jim! Even if you're gluemy, you'll laugh like a maneiac! Don't saddle for less!
'I'm sick of all these horse puns'
I don't carrot all what you think!
Brilliant 🤣🤣👏👏
I just love you Jim Gaffigan! You make me laugh so hard, just when I need it the most! I saw you years ago at the South Shore Music Circus in MA and I swear I pulled a muscle from laughing so hard!
You are the single best Comedian I have ever heard....
Still binge watching you Jim. I’m not a stalker, I just can’t sleep. This was a great ten minutes. Horses and I thank you.
you know a great comedian when people laugh at just the set up "there are several breeds of horses..... (laughter)
I'm a horse and I approve this message
From Seasons, to horses, shopping at Victoria Secret, McDonalds, Body wash etc. Jim's ability to take a mundane subject and hammer out of it almost all the issues that define our common humanity is pure genius.
Only Jim Gaffigan can pull off 10 minutes of horse jokes!😂