Jim Gaffigan Top 5 MOST VIRAL Jokes from "Quality Time"
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- These are the top 5 most viral clips from my standup special Quality Time! Let me know if you agree with the order and what is your #1 in the comments below!
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Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Something about Jim, the calm energy yet the jokes are explosive. Phenomenal !
My stomach hurts so badly I am sick from laughing 😂
When u feel down or bad just turn on Jim for a few minutes , this kind of humor is healing
All the family and observational jokes are Fab !! Also, Jim is a clean comedian doesn't use the f bomb and that is quite admirable with so many decrepit comedians today that curse every other sentence !! 🤮
Hahaha ,Tom hanks , he just drinks Adrenochrome ,haha ,not funny, why did he run away to Greece with his witchy pooh wife? Hahaha ,not funny.
yes
I AGREE!! HE'S AMAZING!!
I need a dose of Jim after any true crime or horror thing I watch lol
Jim is one of the funniest comedians around and he keeps his jokes clean. Love this guy
💕
*Clean-dirty. His jokes still ride into "inappropriate", he just knows how to deliver his content "cleanly". He could just as easily do a show for a Sunday church group as he does for a big city Saturday night downtown venue.
first joke is abt murders and strippers and dropping acid
@@saml302but still no profanity, in this day and age almost a miracle.
My favorite comedian, hands down. A genius.
"Billy Jo-EL" gets me every time. 😂
with an Irish accent, it's not even Billy Joel any more. . .
My husband is from england and pronounces it wrong too 😆
Son of Jo-el….
Glad there are people like Jim in the World.
Yes!! He, along with other talented comedians and actors, make a huge difference in the world. We need them. Entertainment has been around since the beginning of humanity for a reason.
The lack of murderous plans is disturbing 😳 Jim, “ always be prepared” weren’t you a Boy Scout? Actually, if anything happens to Jeannie, we’re gonna point fingers! Love you Gaffigan! 💕💕
God gave him an incredible talent. It's a blessing
"a giant land salmon" gets me every time.
Ooo
I LOVE your comedy, Jim. Thank you for bringing so many smiles and laughter to a such a crazy world! 😊💞
Jim would make such a great voice artist in an animation movie 😂😂
He actually is in Transylvania 3 and in Luca 😊
Every line is a winner. Great joke writing, and great delivery, too.
He is THE best comedian alive. Like his sense of humor, and his clean and witty jokes. * * * * *
My family loves Jim and have been to many of his concerts, but let's not get crazy. You do know Dave Chappelle is still alive right? LOL. Carlin at number 2 is dead however.
@@Rationalreason777 Yeah, I know Dave, he is funny too.
Well, let's say most comedians are funny on their own style.
G. Carlin #2? Naa! He's a legend, no one even comes close to him (except for R. Pryor). Carlin was a hilarious philospher, in my humble opinion.
Gaffigan reminds me of Bill Cosby, sort of a family comedian.
Steven Wright, witty one-liners legend.
From the contemporary, Michelle Wolf cracks me up big time.
Bob Hope and G. Burns, are my all time favorites.
Rodney Carringt0n/Live at The Majestic/ Dallas Tx
@@SndfOmar I’m sure Jim wo be thrilled to be compared to Bill “ murderer” Cosby
@@xrpvegas5407 *bill Cosroofy
'Your annoyance gives me pleasure'.....Gotta love that....
When feeling sad, I watch him.
I saw the horse stuff, and weddings, my first Gaffigan, a couple long years ago. It killed me. I made my son watch it and he even laughed. Now I'm watching these jokes again and I have to be honest. I laughed till the tears came. You are a gift from heaven Jim.
Who else binge watching all of Jim's videos.. Thanks from New Zealand
Jim Gaffigan, one of the funniest stand-up comedians I've ever heard.
@@justinmusic1296 jIm is really good and bonus he's not a sexual predator
@@evecaudill9927 or a Potty mouth
Or skinny
Years later, I still laugh until I actually shed tears from that classic hot pockets bit.
Agreed 💯
His nonchalance to coolness is what makes him cool, as his style of projecting slightly unhip while maintaining his clean comedian persona makes him perfectly accessible for people of all ages. Ingenious, really.
Never heard Jim cuss and he's funny everytime. Hope he's performing for a long time.
I’m not a prude and I can handle off color jokes and language but I have to say Jim Gaffigan’s humor is funnier and can be heard and appreciated by anyone ..I’m 65 and his humor is universal!
Gaffigan doesn't just tell jokes; he acts. He has all these rapid fire mini "plays" where he has to do fake dialogue coming out of the person he's sort of mocking. And he's *good* at it! Good actor.
He's been in movies too
@Otis Jordan poop butt peepee
Excellent description. Spot on
@@lorelaiallison8345 ...Meow.."did you say meow?"
His show was very funny as well. I wish it went more than 2 seasons.
I watch Jim everyday. His jokes brings relaxation to my soul.
The best observational stand up comedian of all time, just brilliant, a man with a God given talent who doesn't need to use bad language.
Jim’s comedy has gotten me through these difficult times. I’ve been a fan since Pale Force (since I was 9 years old).
I've seen this collection several times, makes me feel better......and it actually gets FUNNIER with each watch!!
Jim is an instant classic. Clean hilarious comedy. I look like a mad man at work with my low profile headphones on laughing to myself. 😂
Jim got me through a rough time. I can listen to his stand up over again. Wishing he come to Boston soon.
There are days that I watch Jim Gaffigan for hours. Because I can.
Same...
Today is my day....
Same!!
@Ryan Behr you
@Ryan Behr me
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian working today. He makes me laugh more than anyone else.
Some comedians who work clean, you notice. Jim is so funny you forget he doesn't really work blue.
And he seems personable and down to earth.
Until his recent vulgar tirade against Trump
I'm not interested in hearing his opinions just his humor.
@@uraniumu242 Oh no! A human being had opinions and isn't just an entertainment slave?! The horror
Definitely one of the best clean comics. Family friendly but not cheesy.
John Moxon What a coincidence. No one is interested in your opinions or your humor.
@@richardvinsen2385 I don't express my opinions so people can agree with me. I couldn't care less what you think
No swearing, cursing, dirty words, gross subjects. How refreshing! And funny!!! Thank you!
I talk out loud to myself in a quiet voice, like Jim, and it's hilarious. It totally works, when you speak out loud about things, as you think others would say these thoughts to you or your own internal thoughts. Soo true. It makes sense, just think about it.
Telling the kids: "go to sleep, I'm gonna wrestle your mom..." had me rolling😂
That’s old
@@crespoopserc meaning?? 🤔
@@rdoodoo2021 meaning, it’s an older joke.
Universally appealing, internationally funny, unusually ridiculous, with unrelenting pokes at every thing and every one, Gaffigan, you are the COMEDIC KING. Your unique mix of buffoonery, intelligence, and keen insight of the human psyche is UNMATCHED. And you make me go bonkers with uproarious laughter and joy. What a treasure you are!
I’m is so enjoyable listening to a great comedian that can make you laugh constantly through their whole show and without using any vulgarities. He will be sorely missed when he retires. I think he is by far the funniest comedian of our time.
I absolutely love this guy. 😂
I could watch Jim 24/7 and always be entertained. Thank you Jim for blessing us!
Love you Jim! You’re the best! Love that your comedy is clean, clean joke are even better!
I am literally in tears from laughing so hard at the horse jokes
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! He's always fresh and always funny. Thank you Jim.
I'm in the UK and have only recently got into Jim's comedy. I've trawled the internet for everything he's ever done. Laugh out loud stuff! Love the Guy! I don't particularly mind comedians using profanity, I mean I love Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle who swear a lot, but Jim never does. I really admire that! You can share all his material with young children.
Irish Billy Joel made me laugh so hard!
His facial expressions make his comedy 100 times better!!
I love when Jim Gaffigan heckles himself, it makes really funny jokes that much funnier.
... in that high-pitched voice.
It’s hilarious lmao
God Bless Jim Gaffigan-This Man cracks Me Up and for these 15 minutes I forget about All the pain I’m in All the stress I’m having With my health Since My Stroke 🙏 🤣 Irish pronouncing Billy Joe’l
Never too late to find top notch comedy straight from the horse's mouth. Great stuff!
Thank you, Jim. Just had a tough surgery and spent the last 24 hours listening to you go on and on with your fantastic perspectives. You’re brilliant. And I feel so much better, so, seriously, thank you!
I hope your surgery went well. I have had more than my fair share of surgeries and sometimes they are rough. And you are right! Jim Gaffigan can lift your spirits! I love his impressions so much! My favorite impression was when he was talking about Jesus being a carpenter and people complaining about his woodwork! Lol
Sending healing energy
I love his humor. It's like no one else's.
All of your stories…superb writing! Great delivery! Your stand up never gets old. The world needs more Gaffigan!
Jim, I can't tell you how funny you are in words. I can watch your videos for hours and never stop laughing. You are the best!
How about with a drawing or painting?
@@jumpinjojo
I actually heard Jim say those words in my head! 😂
You know this guy's talented when he can do 30mins of horse jokes and still be funny
10
Just a bit o' horsin' around
He warmed us up with murder jokes so anything is possible after that.
I love Jim ! American Gold , this man makes me think about my entire life , look at my faith , and decide where I am going now.......To me , he is more than jokes ........He gives me a better spirit .....Thanks Jim
@koolz it's just jokes 😂
There’s a reason Jim’s the best, it’s what comes out of his mouth.
Jim definitely in the GOAT comedy debate in my opinion! Constant funny stories, deadpans and high falutin accents - characters and funny ass references!!!! Easily in my top 5!!!!
"I have bear spray"
"Do you have anything stronger?! Like a bear gun!?"
Bruh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Omg I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts 😂😂😂 Jim Gaffigan You amazing!
He finds truth in everything and then makes us LAUGH about it everytime!
@Jim Gaffigan --Plus, he reads the comments from his fans! Pretty remarkable. I am always sending out videos of Gaffigan. Now, most people are already familiar with him.
@Jim Gaffigan haha..thats great,..you probably made his day responding to his comment! Keep on keeping on ...Discovered you and your channel only a couple of hours ago(i live in Holland,and didnt know you yet)But i ve laughed my ass off ...Thanks for brightening up a cloudy day,man! greetings from 🍑🤺 the Netherlands(the land of buttcheeks and fencers....apparently 🖐️🙄🇱🇺)
@Jim Gaffigan Whoa !
PS.
WHOA ! 👍👍👍👍👍🙂 🙂 😁
Gaffigan ab workout... it's the best!!
i love that jim actually reads through his comments
Jim you are awesome! Thank you for producing these videos to brighten our day.
I love Jim Gafigan. He's been my favorite comedian ever since I discovered him back in 2016.
I honestly could not breathe, everytime he doubles down on the horse jokes!! Brilliant Jim, meta, funnier than the jokes themselves
Your jokes are how I calm myself with all the stressors in my life. Thank you, Mr Gaffigan!
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
That was great...I always get a kick out of the lies you tell children..”spicy” ice cream and wrestling mom! It’s always nice to start your day laughing !
Oh my word!! I SO needed this!! You are flippin hilarious!!😂🤣🙌🏻❤️
I love Jim Gaffigan. He makes our pandemic a better time. So appreciate him.
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He's what we watch after Joey buy dungs lying circus 💩🎪
Youre plandemic - I had nothing to do with it - meaning I didnt comply at all
The bear and Dateline bits had me rolling!😆😆😆😆
Jim just makes everything seem okay. Very funny guy.
I loved his family podcast(?) during covid. His children are wonderful and his wife is incredible🥰
His jokes will never get old
Yes. But his politics should stay hidden lol
psalm 121 4dayz I’m proud of him for speaking out
@@Squidman91 problem is some of the trumpers are butthurt. I'm guessing mostly the evangelicals since its clean comedy and most repubs like the angry ones (maniscolo and burr as long as he's not making fun of them cuz repubs got some thin skin) but the far right religious would pretty much only have Jim. It's ironic since Jesus is way more disappointed in their greed and ignoring the poor than they could ever be with Jim (or trump heh). Kinda sad really. Lotta cognitive dissonance going on amongst Jesus lovers for grab em by the pussy trump...proud of being a rapist and they love him....straight to hell if their nonsense is real(thankfully it is not).
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Yes but a new stand up would be great
Havin' ran track for years; that whole marathon diatribe was hilarious!
I’ve been really sick for three days and this utterly lifted my spirits. Thanks, JG!
Love Jim’s style and clean yet off the wall way he tickles... no, massages the funny bone 🦴
He absolutely tickles
He and Demetri Martin seem to have both pushed back against the "clean," label and intentionally add f-bombs to a few of their jokes. But I don't disagree with you, 99% of his jokes are clean.
"at this point, we're not sure you're a walker"... xD
The number of (horse) jokes he has is impressive. Creating this much material is a serious accomplishment.
His bacon bits are just as impressive.
hot pockets! (he reallyknows how to milk a topic ad infinitum, & keep you laughing)
@@OffRampTourist bacon bits - lol!😆
He murders Subway and McDonald's too for about 10 minutes each
@@mattcorregan4760 he will be arrested. Unless he's a Democrat
Jim you have a really deep catalogue of great material. Good stuff 👍
That horse joke bit makes me laugh and I’m a pretty grumpy guy
I love your comedy, its amazing, clean, smart, relatable, i just admire you. Blessings for you and your family.
My favourite comedian. Love the clean humour. Little self dialogues are the icing
My number one is the marathon sketch
Love it. Tks Jim
"A grizzly bear, like way bigger than a gummy bear."
Gaffigan is such an intelligent comedian. Gifted!
Jim Gaffigan is brilliant . . . . . has a fantastic flow to all his performances . . . . you own everything you say and this makes it personal, yet leaving me thinking . . . . . some of this must be made-up entirely or worked into the very experiences you have experienced and now sharing with us, the audience. I have become a fan of standup. Especially watching you, Jim. It's clean, no hidden agenda, no politics and comes across as being genuine, from the heart and very funny. Your family stories, the kids, the wife, just everything you have worked into your comedy is really fantastic. My two sons and I have enjoyed your comedy immensely.
My favorite routine from Quality Time is the Grizzly bear routine, and my biggest laugh came from the Grizzly saying “that guy looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman”. I still laugh out loud at that one. I’m eternally grateful to you Jim for doing something positive for us all. I tune in every day just to keep my sanity in this insane world. I could recite your routines verbatim. :) Keep up the good work.
Me too! My husband and I quote his impression of people in Bible times complaining on Jesus’ carpentry! “Yeah he built a shed for my cousin and what a piece of crap!” He said “I’m the son of God! Well right now your building a shed so hop to it Jesus (the Spanish version)!”
Jim Gaffigan became my favourite stand up comedian . I love his humour. God bless you and your wonderful family , Jim Gaffigan ! And yes , I do look good and took our relationship to the next level ! :)))
Please come make a show in Romania !
I feel like the way he says Donegal is payback for how those guys said Joel 😂
Thanks Jim, for cheering me up pre election. I may move to Canada if they'll have me. No more Drumpf for me.
This guy is brilliant! The more you listen the more you see just how vast his repertoire is!
He's such a funny guy! And no, he doesn't need to curse or be dirty to make people laugh! Your awesome 👌
I love your jokes they keep me going while we push through these sad and sometimes lonely days.
Yes!😊💜
Watch him in movies
and his specials too. So entertaining.
Same thing man. Can't wait until pandemic is over
I'm still in hermit mode..ha.. this is a fun video..I like his timing and delivery
Can you imagine the epic bedtime stories Jim tells his kids??
His entire running/marathon bit had me ROLLING 😂 truly spoke to my couch potato self!
Only Jim Gaffigan could come up with high heeled horseshoes.
Jim I know this is lame, but I love your comedy. Keep doing what you’re doing bro.
Why is that lame? That's the point of comedy I thought.
Def not lame. He's awesome!
Horse joke!
Thank-a -you Jim!! My family is going through a traumatic time. You made me smile and laugh. You are brilliant!
I hope things have gotten better for you and yours. -X
"That guy looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman!" When I tell you I DIED 😂
This guy made my night! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, for posting you're my favorite comedian
You have that DATELINE guy's voice down so well, Jim! Haha.... I'm a real sucker for that show. Ha! I always say, "Oh, I'll watch just a little bit" then WHAM I'm yelling, "I can't believe she (or he) did that!" Of course I have to see how it ends.... So funny.
So Natural and simple, I laugh, even wen I don't want to, without knowing
Dude, the horse jokes are my favorite and I've been brainlessly watching CZcams stand-up videos all day.
Jim this special is hilarious, I’ve watched it many times and it gets better and better! Amazing!
This guy has made my bad days feel better 🤣 thank you brother
This guy is hilarious! I love his voices and facial expressions ... and when he talks like he's one of the people in the audience! OMG! HE CRACKS ME THE HELL UP!
genuinely one of my Top 3 favorite comedians of all time, and I'm a *fiend* for stand-up!