Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Noble Ape" Jim Gaffigan
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- These are the top jokes from my standup special Noble Ape! Do you agree? Let me know below. PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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Japan • Best Japan Jokes | Jim...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Thank you Jim Gaffigan . I have to have a colonoscopy this Friday am. The prep is always the worst part . The humor is much appreciated !
Like I said to my mum at her colonoscopy. "I'm sure they will get to the bottom of it"
I am a gastroenterologist. I can laugh at myself. Humor is the best medicine. I have done 37000 colonoscopies. My son said, "Dad if you stretch all those colons end to end they would reach the moon." I said, "Well actually they would reach Uranus..." He said, "Dad you're a real ASStronomer...."
Ha Ha Ha!! 🤣
Jim Gaffigan has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. My family always listens to his jokes about camping every time we go. I hope he and his family are doing well during this time
Tony Yalch speaking of he and his family they have a CZcams channel on here where they do live dinners and stuff, last I saw they were a jolly happy lil crew. 🤗❤️🤩
Tony Yalch btw, you have amazing taste in comedy
and that was a really sweet and thoughtful message you left for him.
I bet you’re an awesome dude 😎
I hope you’re having an amazing September 🤭
Who Cares? Thank you kindly. I hope everyone is having a safe and happy September.
A Gaffigan laugh a day is totally therapeutic!!! 💊💊💊
Jim’s comedy has gotten me thru the pandemic! Spot on and smart comedy!
Me too!! Great man!
I love you jim thanks for helping me sleep in a good mood. I always watch you before bed so i laugh and not worry.
Jim is amazing, I do not know how many times during the day I just start his videos while working. It helps me to keep a positive outlook during the day.
This videos are actually a social service 😀
Me too!!! A great way to start the day…..👌👌👌👌
Jim has helped me get through the hard time of losing a loved one! I also listen when I'm exercising - love his camping jokes!
Thanks for the always fresh laughs Jim! You’re my total binge watch in these horrid times....Hilarious, your voice inflection and timing are so spot on!!!! Love to you and the fam!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Making it through the crazy times with a smile b/c if Jim's humor
ME, too! Me, toooo!💓💓👍🏼💓💕💕✌🏻👍🏻
except went he went all crazy a couple weeks ago with a bunch of political ranting, that was disappointing
Honestly Jim, face it, you’ve never won an argument w Jeannie! Your timing is impeccable! 😜
We saw your Noble Ape show live in Atlanta and it’s soooo good. Best Father’s Day gift ever for my hubby. Love this bit!! Thx for sharing it. 🙏🏼😂
Sixth time listening and it's always just like the first. Thanks for the much needed relief Jim.
I realize that most of the United States knows this already, but Jim Gaffigan is A GENIUS.
Gotta give props to the Mrs. Without her Jim could do it. Just not as well i believe.
Gotta give props to Mrs. GAFFIGAN ! They are a Brilliant team! The best thing since sliced bread some say.
@@billydrumskin777
Actually I was going to do that, originally, but the last time I left a favorable comment that included Jeannie Gaffigan I got raked over the coals...so to speak.
Dammed if you, dammed if you don't.
...is he?
Jim is gifted, and the people writing his material.
ls his wife still writing ?
Hey buddy I am adopted...
And I love that joke:)
Blessings 🇨🇦
Hi friend!
You are the best! Keep it up .... and thank you!
What great comedy! I scream laughing when I watch these videos. Hysterical!!! You are fantastic 👌👌👌👌
Jim is the best at turning anything into comedy!!! The best!!! Always makes me laugh! I have had friends waste their money on genetic testing which is ridiculous!!!🙄
Jim, you're the best! I love watching your videos and laughing at them!
Your channel is my only source of entertainment! 👑✨
I absolutely love your humour Jim. Love it
When he does the "thoughts of the audience" voice i just die
Glad your wife is doing great . The best medicine is humor . Great job Dr Gaff igan
Jim Gaffigan has always been a comedian near and dear to my heart. Both he and Patricia Heaton are two of my favorite celeberties because of their work in humor. Thats what this wotld needs. Thank you Mr. Gaffigan.
this gave me big hearty laughs. i needed that. thank you jim.
Awesomeness
Give Jim. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻’s up everyone!
👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
A shame I didn't discover your channel during the pandemic.. Watching every day now, and you're absolutely priceless. HOT POCKET!
Great comedian, and the pictures of your wife.....WOW
Very happy that she's in good health 👍
Here I am and I've heard the Proctologist story already 10 times
I would love to have Jim follow me around at work ....he could find the jokes & make it way more enjoyable. he can make anything hilarious
I wasn’t feeling too good but after 10 minutes of JG….😎
I love you Jim! I listen to your stuff over and over... cry laugh every time
Love watching your shows!
Drink this in the bathroom 🚽 😂😂😂 I was in the bathroom 🚽 for hours, ... Ignoring phone calls 🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂
Best comedian ever!
Being vulgar at your stand ups is like cheating because it can always provide a cheap short term laughs. Coming up with good spirited clean comedy is far more challenging because the performer had to figure out a way to send the sophisticated adult themed messages with more limited toolbox. The casual way Jim succeeds in this task and he is so masterful at it, that the illusion of effortlessness gives a hint about how much work has been put within his monologues. That’s exactly the thing, the masters of the craft always make it look easy. On top of that, the level of self awareness is so charming, that it can cure a depression. We are lucky to have a performer as Jim Gaffigan :) Cheers, Jim, happy new year, best wishes to you and your beloved ones
Yeah, like George Carlin, or Lenny Bruce
Well said
Eddie is the GOAT and there are a ton of great comedians.....but OP is right. It is much harder doing clean comedy. Gaffigan is hilarious
There's Mitch Hedberg and Greg Giraldo...
Dave Chappell is a comedic genius and I also enjoy Sebastian Maniscalco he is hilarious
How many times...?? Never enough! Thank you!
You are hilarious 😂! Thanks for the laughs!
Give this guy a medal, or maybe put him on a holy card.
With that beard, he really could pass as a prophet or saint on a holy card. 😂
Thanks 🙏🏻 Jim... and God Bless You and Your Wife... glad 😁 she's okay 👌...
I needed a laugh 😂 and you provided almost 20 minutes of them with this video...
I have a Stage 3 Follicular Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma Spinal Tumor at L4/L5 and although it really SUCKS, you've helped make it bearable... God is Great 👍 and I'm determined to make them rewrite the Medical Journals 📓... I can-cer-vive
I love the new Mike and Pat shirts! it’s great
I live in chronic pain after a spinal fracture and my pain dr says to look for things that make me laugh to brighten my mood. I found Jim G recently and he’s a Godsend! I watch him every day and am so thankful to have a little light shine in my life. Thank you Jim!!
Hang in there Daniel
Same here. Did they put bars in there for you too? Mine fractured due to a big patch of cancerous lymph glands weakening it to the point it began to get fractured. Cancer is gone now tho!
Humor definetely the best! Especially with Jim here you cant go wrong :)
Are you lying down alot to get tension off the muscles that are taking over the job of carrying your back? Maybe something to look into if not already familiar is holotrophic breathwork. This can also help with getting more aware and letting go of muscle tension in particular areas of the body. It has alot of other benefits too.
Yes eight operations with another big one planned in October. مكائيل جبرائيل
jimgaffigan Wow thank you so much!! For all you do. Blessings...
I love he has a heckler too that’s funny.
Jokes on top of jokes! Amazing!
God bless you sir for sharing your talent unconditionally.
I liked it before I saw it lol
Same seeing a Jim vid just results in joy instantly
Same
Would that be premeditated? 😊
@@Phooie definitely lol
@@junjunsworld669 😊🖒
I like Jim!
What’s not to like?
Me too
Jim like you too lol
I know like all of his specials by heart, I listen to them when I go to sleep and Jim if you are reading this you are a huge inspiration for me. And I would love to meet you one day.
Hey advertisers; do I interrupt you in the middle of your videos?
Love you mom and dad.... yeah, and of course, all of our Precious little humans. Thanks!
Oh my gosh, dude...the Viking joke about Sweden. Priceless!! That’s one I don’t remember hearing before and it so caught me off guard. I so needed that belly laugh!
Loved it
Bloody luvable!
Yes!! Yes !! And YES!! I love every one!!! 😜🤪🤓
Hilarious!
🤗. Love it
The jelly feels warm and weird there you go
I love you so much! I watch all your videos and laugh and laugh. Thank you so much for sharing your fantastic sense of humor.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist ?
Pokemon
Thank you Jim..you help me focus on what's important... grapefruit..
Thank you,* Jim.* You help me focus on what's important.* Grapefruit.* One single fullstop to separate sentences is perfectly sufficient.
Anyway, so I’m at the gastroenterologist...
Lol me too!
So funny & so spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blessings
There was so much humour in this video..one for fun..stepped on a puppy , got me going! Doctors dumbing down the size of tumours compared to fruit ...so true. All so funny and the laughter of the audience was the cherry on the top..a tip of the hat to you 🎩!!
"One for fun." lol
Baby, you’re the best
Top 5 fav for me!
I love clean funny comedy.
Jim Gaffigan has been motherfucking funny for a very long time.
word on the street is when they did his colonoscopy they found a Hot Pocket.
"yeah... I'm going back on food stamps"... rofl !... xD
👋🏻 Hey
You have AHMAZING taste in comedians
So you’re probably awesome 😎
Enjoy your week and all the laughs
Noble ape I find the funniest I don’t know why it’s just the jokes
As a man who has had the jelly in the belly due to liver problems. It's a warm, almost hot jell. It's not actually sticky, it just doesn't move around.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you get a cavity filled or a cavity filled? Lol
Even though you're wife went thru surgery for the tumor ( Thank God 🙏 she's fine) I still love the jokes about your kids 😜!
... your* wife (you're = you are) ...
Hi
I found out recently my mothers maiden name means "squint" i guess that's why we all nearsighted.
“ I thought I was Italian but it turns out I’m Eastern European....” Sicilian eggplant.” I love this guy. What’s a Croatian?
Hope you're not serious about your statement, "What's a Croatian?!"
@SweetChicagoGator that is not a statement, that is a question.
Potty humor. That is always funny
Some of these jokes are just for the fathers.
Yes, just hope they don't get colonoscopies though. They're dangerous, needless and completely useless.
The Brits use hospital like we use church.
I've been eating more grapefruit since unfortunately I know who Andy Rooney is 😆
Just the other day, I was listening to Rob Brydon talking about his youngest child's birth and when he said, "she had already gone to hospital" and I burst out laughing because of this bit. Rob Brydon should have Jim on his CZcams show. Rob could do his dead-on impressions and Jim could do his New York accent for all historical figures.
Love your work, but is it work? A 1SG once told me, “If you enjoy what you do, you’ll never work another day in your life.”. To be that good, you must really love what you do, sir.
How to clean a Himimi ice maker
Chief gutter inspector (the drunk) lol
Brit: I went to hospital. Me: side aching from continuous laughing. BTW, they also say: I went to spa.
Funny thing, the place they do the colonoscopies at my hospital is called SPA (Special Procedures Area). So "to go to Spa" where I'm from means "to get a colonoscopy"! 😂
😂
I saw it before I liked it
name win
best documentary ever!
HODOR!
Message; a rubdown with a "happy ending" ? ( I hope not.....!)
RE colonoscopy: The last time I had one I warned the doctor about getting a ticket for going the wrong way on a one-way street.
He missed a good opportunity to say “did you get a cavity filled or fill a cavity?”
The funniest joke is the one about the surgeon in the cafeteria.
What's so funny about the cookie-joke? You call that a cookie? Then we won't go to the dentist.
I must have had the oldest and hopefully last doc to perform this procedure while I was both awake and without pain meds. And when I would moan and howl he called me a baby. Think I might have been on the sadist network.
My sympathies -- I had a similar experience with a cystoscopy. Ton of fun.
😂 So, you had a lap-or -OW-scopy?
Did an eastern european dentist hurt you Jim? Time to heal! 🤓
"Lotion in the basket"?
I didn't get that either...
That is a reference to the movie Silence of the Lambs. I don’t want to freak you out by explaining it, but if you Google it you will find what happened there. Very funny here, if you know the reference.
@@carolh1954 Ah. Thanks for the reference. I'm not allowed to watch that movie so I won't Google it.
The Peddler I haven’t watched it either. Not a comedy! :-)
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