Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Cinco" Jim Gaffigan
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- These are the top 5 jokes from my standup special Cinco! Let me know down below if you agree with my order! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking • Best DRINKING Jokes | ...
Disney • Best Disney World Joke...
Japan • Best Japan Jokes | Jim...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Jim Gaffigan, the most underrated comedian.
Only Jim could have the creativity to find humor with leaves dying and pine trees mocking them. So funny!
That is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard him do..... I just commented about it on another clip....Raking them up, telling kids to jump in them, and then burning them. I actually felt sorry for the leaves
2 years later and he is still funny 😉☺️
Brought by Patagonia but made popular by
Eddie Bauer.
Him and Michael McIntyre. Check out his bit about spices being abandoned in a cupboard.
Mr Gaffigan, I just want to tell you how much your work means to me. You always make me smile and I need that now. Thank you. Have a great day!
Back when I owned a pickup truck I became very popular when friends needed help moving, even though my truck was only a little Mazda B2000 with no power.
I ate a truck once. Hertz.
Like carrying around an empty suitcase 😂
Jim can make anything funny. It’s a unique gift he has. He’s like a midwestern Seinfeld.
A class above though.
@@ericscaillet2232 I agree, although Seinfelds my favorite all time show, as far as stand-up, Jim wins hands down! Seen him live, superfunny 😁
Nope. Jim is WAY funnier than Seinfeld.
Don't insult Jim
Can't wait to see Jim and Seinfeld on tour together in Chicago! Got my tickets!
I have 3 kids under 4y/o and busy processing all my garden produce right now and Jim is like my coffee. THANK YOU, Mr. Gaffigan❤
WAIT……WHAT???!!! 3 Kids under 4, are you kidding me???!!! And we did this BECAUSE……….???😮😮😮😮
Even now in 2021 youre still helping me through hard times. You were my mom's absolute favorite comedian that always made her day. In her last days you STILL had her rolling. You STILL keep me laughing just like you did her when we got to watch you both together when we still had her, youve helped me by making me laugh through some hard times even to this day Jim. Thank you. Your humor heals. I love showing you to friends - Jim is definitely a hall of legend comedians.
The man can make any generation laugh and only those people from i think theyre called al... Al que da something dont enjoy him. *shot*
Thank you for all your wonderfully funny videos. God Bless you and your love ones.
Hilarious! I did almost spit my sip of brew out when you said 'I have 5 kids and they just carry me around' The pick up truck thing was so funny. And the donuts. LOL This was stellar!
Wanting to blame someone for the weather....so true! Lol
"Wanna go outside?"
"It's closed"
Extra funny in 2022 after two plus years of lockdowns and isolation.
This guy is on another level.
Jim i think you are the sweetest man on earth. My favorite part Is when you thank people for watching. You came to my hometown once (Querétaro, México) and didnt come to see you. I reagret It now. Big hugs to you 😘
I’ve watched you for way too many years and all I can say is...thank you for the laughs and you should have a million subscribers....🥰
Thank you, Jim.
The Cracker Barrel reference was spot on 🤣
That voice @3:48... I bet Jim could make a killer John Malkovich impression if he tried.
I love the Altra hiking shoe ad immediately following the hiking segment 👍
Ah Jim, This shelter-in-place would be so much more unbearable without your contribution of fun!!! Thanks man.
You are richly blessed. What a gift!!!
Great stuff, Jim. Stay motivated - because you motivate us! Thanks for the laughs!
17:11 My favorite stand up joke(s) EVER by anyone. It’s so beautiful the way the leaves DIE.
Your pic makes you look half Ferengi..! X
I get out of bed at 5 am to feed cats then go back until 11am...I need 💤😴
Thank you so much for giving us a bit of sunshine and laughter. My husband and I truly appreciate the jokes. You are very kind to do that for everyone.
The leaves bit beats everything 👌 everything
Jim you are my absolute my favorite comedian! Thank you for making me laugh for so many years. ❤️
I watch all ads because Jim is awesome and he deserves all the support :)
Good morning you always make me giggle in the morning thank you ☺️
Jim!! Thank you, you made me laugh out loud again. You are genius!
Jumbo, you need to welcome hiking into your life! 🤣
“Everyone who owns a pickup never picks anything up.” Ain’t that the truth. This one gets me cry-laughing the tears of a clown.
Or drive those pickup trucks with four wheels on the backend, mirrors that hang out to the next lane and raised up like a semi truck and looks like it’s stored in a nasa clean room and always driven by a little old guy.
@@sonnyburnett8725 😄 it's called a dually
@@sonnyburnett8725 short man syndrome. The shorter the man the bigger the pick up truck! And they drive that crap in the most densely populated neighborhoods where there is no parking! I could strangle them!!!
Laughter is the best, and so is Jim.
You are hysterically funny
Thank you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 a true gentleman.
Addendum 🌲 I really have been doing the laughter therapy. Today, my neighbor called my daughter "Is your momma ok?" My Fab daughter told this snoopy old gossip that I am seeing someone and having a wonderful time! Then she called to see why I was laughing so much. Guess I've been hitting the Gaffigan more than 20 minutes a day. Maybe I'll throw in a passionate moan or two, set a timer for the best moan of passion timing, my reputation is set forever...can I get an Amen!! Lets do the Dance of Joy!! Practice for a better time in America! Be safe, everyone, Google Laugh Therapy and settle down for the most fun attitude adjustment ever, Gaffigan style.🌲
A man for All seasons!! Hilarious!
Love Jim, laughter 🤣 has me in tears from him..Anthony
I haven't had a donut in years, after watching this video, I actually feel like having one. Maybe tomorrow :)
If you ever did go hiking Jim, maybe you'd run into the Bushman; not quite as bad as confronting Jason or even Freddy, but I'll bet you'd respond quickly to the impromptu 100 yard dash! You would be moving so fast, Sasquatch would be jealous!😆
Thanks for sharing the magic!
"Can we go outside?"
"It's closed."
Heh. There are viral jokes in here
“Viral”. Heh.
Talk about being prophetic.
"Outside's gonna be closed for at least six months, and no, you can't have any of my spicy ice cream." LoL
@@NukelearFallout If I have to explain it to you you won't get it.
@@NukelearFallout You're funny. 😁
@@NukelearFallout Good for you. And you can stop replying to me now because I've lost interest. Can you still see planet Earth from a-top your pedastle?
Best comedian ever!
That was a fun way to start my day. Thank you.
As a kid winters in Pennsylvania were pretty brutal also..."...ahh, the foliage..." LOL
When I was 14 my mother and sister and I lived in Boulder, Colorado, behind a Dunkin' Donuts, and at night my mother would make me crawl in to the dumpster to retrieve the bags of day old donuts and munchkins. And..., my father was the manager of a Burger King in New Mexico and would bring home the old burgers and fries before they were about to go in the trash. My sister and I grew up eating garbage and now have eating disorders.
Real people that get up early on Saturday start drinking early on Saturday.
Yup. Crack a beer, mow the lawn
I used to have a hot pink pickup with a roll bar. It had one bumper sticker that said mean people suck. I was cool for a quick minute.
Oh Jim. When people asked me how I lost the weight I needed to lose I tell 'em the Jim Gaffigan diet. You can't eat when you're laughing! Thanks Jim!
The winter time is hard for some couples. The guy's thinking about the cold and then remembering the last time she used his legs as a foot warmer. Then she's thinking about how delirious he gets from the cold weather when he asks for a special CPR... Oh the winter time blues!🤔
Only Jim can give fall leaves personalities! Another great video❤️
Jim is the best! 😂❤️
Great stuff, thx!
Glad you liked it!
A stellar compilation as always! Thanks Jim! ☘☘☘
Brilliant
Jim so awesome 😂😂😂
Weren't you on an episode of the Simpsons one time Jim? If not, that'd be cool. You could have a donut eating contest with Homer and then the both of you could save the world; two dreams coming true in one episode!🤣
He was on Bob's Burgers, fyi
I think he also guested on Sex and the City. I think he was the guy that Miranda dated who would take a s*** with the bathroom door open.
Oh yeah Saturday morning...can we go outside? Its closed! 😅🤣😂
It was 38º and rainy here today, and I feel like someone pulled the rug out from underneath me. Meanwhile, the entire west coast is on fire.
MadamFoogie ....oh I wish we had rain here in Arizona....i think it’s been 6 months since we had a drop of rain....we look forward to the monsoons, but this year we haven’t had one, weird....well if we lived through the year we had 122 degrees we can live through anything
@@ThePHYL The hottest it ever got here in my lifetime was 116º. But I didn't have air conditioning. To compensate, I took two box fans, and taped a bedsheet to the edges of them, one at the foot of the bed and the other leaning on the headboard. Made a makeshift wind tunnel. Just spend the whole day in my windy little bunker, drinking ice water and reading novels to pass the time. That was a rough summer.
I fancy a donut or two right now.
Last time I had one was when you posted the donut compilation few months ago. 🍩😋
The midwest and east coast have the best fall foliage. I got to see and enjoy it when my mom and I went on a trip/vacation years ago.
🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂😂😂😂❤🧡💜
A good human
You’re wonderful!
Thank you.
Fun fact leaves are always those colors it's just when the tree stops giving the leaves nutrients that it stops getting the chlorophyll that makes them appear overall green. So him screaming "oh I need chlorophyll" as the voice of the leaves is extra funny because it's scientifically funny.
Absolutely hilarious!
This is because I just commented about how I had forgotten a lot of the Cinco jokes, isn't it? Ah Jim, you sneaky dog. You know me so well.
People that get up at 6AM are the kind that like to hurry up and wait.
I bought a second hand pottery wheel for just fifty dollars, because all the other people who were willing to pay more couldn’t get the heavy unwieldy thing into their cars, but I have a brother-in-law with a pickup truck. Thanks Keith!
Thanks Jim !!
What kind of car are you renting?
Blue.
Is that four or six cylinders?
Blue.
these vids are really enjoyable....
Remember, ♥️Dolling; you are wOnderful; don't let the Vampires persuade you to insert demoralizing 'Political',
A-Hem! 🤣 embeds ~
Jim....next time you come to Madrid or Barçelona..I will be sitting in the first row!!! Remember this...
When I was 18 I went hiking as part of a weeklong group trip in northeast Oregon, at the end of July. We got SNOWED OUT IN JULY on the second day.
About leaves: "I'll just set them on fire." Or, as a Congressman said over 3 decades ago when flag burning was an issue, "My constituents can't even burn LEAVES."
I could listen to Jim read the paper. Not that he would because it requires reading. Lol We need more Heath Horner in our lives.
Wasup Jim (pls reply) you are so funny and I listen to your specials all the time. Don’t stop what you are doing because I want to meet you one day
Lol - outside is closed 🤣
I when to Wisconsin In December and I almost Die. My god I never been exposed to such of cold 🥶 People in Christmas 🎄 time when to Ice Fishing 🎣 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Hey, Jim. Thanks.
You have some great writers... I understand they have 5 kids- They're gonna need good senses of humor!
I think it’s him and his wife. Yeah, good humor well written for stand up
Sometimes in mild snow depths / winter temps it’s beautiful to walk in local trail parks during snowfall or right after.
RAM though!!! I'm not a truck guy but I'm pretty sure it's Ford's slogan.😂
Carl the leaf😂🍁
How do you never use cruise control? I'd die without cc!
Can we go outside? Its closed 😂😂😂😂
My honeymoon dinner was at Cracker Barrel. Yep! and I drive a truck. Was he talking about me?
16:50 Colorado in a nutshell.
Hi Jim, I’m hard at work expanding your fan base with everyone I know. You’re doing the work, really, just wanted you to know you’re appreciated! 😁
In phoenix those summer jokes wouldnt work....we dread it, hate it, hide inside for it
Nicki Snyder I live in Arizona also and what happened to the monsoon this year ?? It always comes by now........
oh remember the year we had 122 degrees....
Nice clean humour ❤️✔️🔥
Instead of towing an aircraft carrier I only see you going to Cracker Barrel with your pickup truck. Lol
We love winter and fall here in the south. Summer can go to hell lol
I get up at 4:00 a.m. every morning so really hate me.
FOLIAGE! When the leaves meet their demise!
Morning..
52 people can't count to Cinco😂🤣
"Let's Invade Iraq!"- Oh Jim, my cure for depression.
Jim you could live ANYWHERE, why New York City of all places? Get a house in NC on the beach, go live on the battery in Charleston, buy a ranch in TN & fill it with animals....
Um feeding your kids breakfast to give your wife of 6 kids a break. - ya you’re the 6th kid🤣🤣🤣😊
❤️
Is he the voice of Olaf?