Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "King Baby" Jim Gaffigan
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- These are the top 5 funniest jokes from my standup special King Baby! Let some know if you agree in the comments!
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OBSESSED
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MR. UNIVERSE
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KING BABY
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Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
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I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
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SUPER OLD
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Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
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Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
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KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
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Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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People say Seinfeld is the best observational comic ever. I disagree, Jim tops them all
Totally agree. The funniest!! Hi Jim!! HOOOOOT POGGEEEEEHT
Jerry was the hit for his era.. eras change, Jim is the one for this era
JS was good but I've never thought of him as "Best ever" of anything.
Jerome will always be the best! 🥰😌 Jim is AWESOME, but Jerome is King.
Seinfeld was good for his time! Gaffigan is good for his time!!😊😊
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch this man's videos. He is hilarious, and no cussing!
Well next to none, he leaves the trash talk for people like Bob Saget.
I’m myself into explicit comedians. I love a lot of comedians that cuss like sailers. Most of my favorite cuss constantly. Still I watch Gaffigan simply because he’s a master of his craft, hilarious. One of my favorites.
@@jeffg7936 yes sadly, a potty mouth.
@@linak7155 They are just words. Noises that come out of peoples mouths - what’s the obsession with some noises over others? 🧐
Words are powerful. They build up or tear down. They possess an influencing impact on the hearers that cannot be denied. They're neve truly neutral. As I see it, it takes much more brain power n creativity to use words in a way that elicit laughter than to resort to cheap shots n rely mostly on expletives or vulgar substitutes. This comedian finds humor in mundane everyday situations n I love it! I don't mind watching with my entire family. There's all kinds of comedians out there. I stick to a selected few who make me think, relate n laugh my heart out.
This man is a master. He makes it look deceptively easy. Great persona and really, really funny. Wonderful.
Definitely… it is so refreshing to see clean comedy
@@jesusgaud8 Checkout Brian Regan as well.
Behind every good man is the great woman ... Jeannie
@@redwingsfan3621 YES!
One thing that helps my stress level as a HS Teacher during these crazy times is this guy and laughing as I crawl into bed after a long stressful day. Thanks Jim. ♥️
Man, I can't imagine teaching high schoolers! 😬😟 My youngest daughter has been a first grade teacher for 2 or 3 years. She seems to love it but I know it's gonna start wearing on her some day. Especially if she moves up grades. Now days is tough.
He’s a natural. Definitely his gift and calling in life.
Thanks so much for all the laughter, Jim. You’re brilliant!
LOL 'lets prepackage ourselves for the serial killers'- he's amazing.
Pretty awesome of him to make this material accessible for free due to Covid-19 quarantine.
Best for Jim if we let the ads go to the end.🙂
My eyes are watering so much from laughing so hard!! I can't stop laughing... His jokes are amazingly funny!! His delivery and style are priceless!!
Thanks, Mrs. Gaffigan.
The only comic that makes me laugh until my face hurts!! He is the best!!
The bowling part was hilarious😂
The whole thing is hilarious! 🤣 Jim’s King Baby special is a classic!
With tears in my eyes, I’m trying to write. I’m like a lot of people. When I’m down, Jim brings me outta whatever dark place I’m in. His comedy is magic.😂🤣. Thank heaven for CZcams and Jim😆.
Jim you got me and my son through covid lockdown and beyond!
Let's get cookin'
Your compilations
Your specials
Thank You 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
You're a great anti-depressant thank you for the laughs
Exactly!!
I hope this man Does. Comedy. Forever.
Kenny Johnson Or at least until he dies.
Jim is the king of comedy! 👑
Of clean comedy.
Of housewives comedy
@bfkennedy: Jimmy G is the OG of clean comedy
A prince of comedy
bfkennedy - I thought he was king of the pan flute.
I hope to see JG in person some day. His delivery is so smooth and timing impeccable. Love him! 😍❤️🤩💙😘🤍
He has guys that keep people like you away.
@@jonhohensee3258 👍🏼Thanks for letting me know. I’d hate to waste money.
I can’t get enough of these videos!!
Laughter is one of the best stress reducers!
Yes! It helps my depression
I haven't bowled in over 25 years. He made me want to go wash my hands.
I just discovered Jim yesterday. I can’t stop watching! Funniest man in the USA. Friends are going to get sick of my Facebook shares
I'm like on the verge of crying from laughter through the whole video.
You're a big baby.
Made the mistake of watching on my coffee break. The ketchup bit made me do a spitake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
spit-take
Funniest thing I have ever seen especially the bowling bit! Camping was hilarious too! Everything GREAT!
Makes me laugh out loud! Your delivery is spot on.. 😂😂 thanks for the laughs!
"Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner."😂😅😂
The Kevin Bacon joke is still masterpiece
As a 13 yr old teenager, was forced to take bowling. We had to take the ball home, then drag it to the bowling alley. Lived in SF...was late, carrying 1000 lb ball, running to the alley. Ran across VERY BUSY STREET AND TRIPPED!. Hadn't zippered the bowling purse, ball came shooting out and proceeded to roll down the busy boulevard at 90 mph! I had to chase it down in the middle of the street, fell flat on my face and started crying...just gave up. Crawled over to the curb, crying and bleeding. Some adult Asian man brought the errant ball back to me, patted me on the shoulder and said.."You no worry; ball is ok; you ok; day will be better...you will see!" I just started crying again..
I HATED BOWLING....
These are BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS 🤣 Thank you for being you.
My ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Dude is hilarious
Jim! I just love how you scratched the surface of bacon awareness! It gives me a glimmer of hope! TY so much!
Love watching him he's so funny
I love jim gaffigan
“Bippeddy Boppeddy BACON!! “🪄 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant 👏
I never miss a video. My morning bacon with coffee.
Those germ filled holes on the public ones, are what make the prices on bowling balls seem reasonable. 😆
Thanks for brightening my crappy day! You really are the best comic!!!
Ketchup on sushi?! 😂 That’s gold, Jim, gold!
Funny bits! Good way to start my day.
Nobody can make me laugh like Jim
I love watch Jim on Ato-Repeat. Never gets boring.
Thanks for this, Jim, it really helps. Plus, you're so funny!
Mind if I follow you around the parking lot?
I’ll just be humming “Ball in da baaaaag”
I, too, call myself “indoorsy” and consider camping atavistic. Thank you for validating me, Sir.
How long you been waiting to use that word?
Great Top 5 Jokes for today Jim ! I will have a different perspective on bowling . Just darn silly and funny! Lol 🙂😂🙂🙂🙂
I love, love, love the bowling jokes. I suck at it, I don't get why people like to throw that heavy damn ball at a bunch of pins. I just hate it. Also, camping is awful. I couldn't sleep the one night I did it in my 20s, I kept hearing the boars roaring in the woods. As a woman, it's super hard to use the bathroom, too. Thank God, my parents never made me do it because they actually were SMART.
The camping bit reminded me of the McManus short story, "A Fine and Pleasant Misery"
Its a hoot
Bacon strips are sometimes called “rashers”, which I originally misheard as “rations”. So you’re right, Jim: someone is rationing the bacon
“Thank you for your comedy” signed Water Chestnut lll
He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!¡!!
Regarding bowling not being a healthy activity, back in the 70s, ashtrays were built into the score keeper's tables in bowling alleys. You could cut the smoke with a knife.
Years after the ban on smoking at indoor venues, our local bowling alley still reeks of stale cigarette smoke.
You’re onto something about the success of Kevin Bacon. His daughter Sosie (Saucy) Bacon also has good prospects
Always to impress the Lady's ! 😂😜✌️
Fred Flintstone's bowling ball LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Partying in Dry January:
“Wanna do shots?”
“Yeah!”
“Meet you by the ketchup keg at Wendy’s. I got the fries”
The camping joke 😂😂😂 brought back the most stupid insane camping experience of my life. My "honeymoon"😬☹️😱 !
It was his "surprise".
- A tent I could see through- on a rainy chilly night - actually I was Hoping a Bear would visit!!!
Needless to say after doing my best..I packed up my 'tent' for good💫
Thanks for the Laughs Jim Very Appreciated 😂✨🤣
Thanks Jim!
He cured me of Subway.
Three words, Guest host SNL. Tell your agent to get on it.
Ive never seen the Bowling clip, I screamed 😂😂
I just discovered a few days ago how goddamn funny you are!
You are king comedian
Always hilarious
I am in conflict, Love both , Jimmy and Gabriel, I can't get a favorite one, love them both
@Ossi, same here! Outside of the Dry Bar circuit, these two are the champs
The best comedian ever!!
Thank you for the belly laughs (mine).
To improve other food they wrap it in Bacon. Thank you Bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut the 3rd. Hilariously original! Thank you Jim Gaffigan, your comedy is truly spectacular!
The nerdy-ass bacon-joke always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Bacon-to-bacon time-space continuum.
Ur one of the best ,thanks for all the laughs.
8:24 "Happy Camper" hot pocket 😂
Had me in stitches 😂
owie
He's like funniest dude ever. Him, Ricky Gervais.
Master level banter ✔️🙌🏻
Jim's the best!!!
so Mr.Picker... just saw your movie... you ROCK in it !...
His comedy is so intelligent it’s hard to analyze what is going on with his writing style it’s so custom to him
You are appreciated 💛
I'm so hanged over it hurts when I laugh, damn you Jim
past tense of hang is hung......sheesh...where did you go to school?
@@ronnietoots6797 I actually went to a decent private school but I was hungover. I could have swear I mention that in my comment, which makes me wonder were you went to school at 😏😏 you don't seem to understand things you just read
@@ronnietoots6797 thanks for the correction professor Ronnie, to be honest I didn't know that. I went to a French school, so thanks
I think even Jim would like fish & chips with plenty of vinegar, it might change his mind about fish and vinegar ;)
I’ll never go bowling again!
Oh my God I hope I get to see you Jim Gaffigan sometime in Arizona I do that would be awesome you're awesome
So right on the BACON!
Thank you for making me laugh.gaffigan
Close enough JG
Thanks
Good laughs😅😅😅😅
Best
You rock !!
I went to Mount Ultravox School for Non-Bowlers, then I gained an appreciation for the game and transferred and got my Varsity letter as Captain of the Bowling Team. One game, I got straight gutters!
“You should get a vasectomy.” What? 😂😂😂
Haha! Jim is a smart a$$!😂
Gracias
I hate it when i get my bowling ball bag, confused with my human head bag. It's so embarrassing when this happens.
I remember when I got my first check for my paper route at age 11. I bought a package of bacon and cooked it and ate it. My mother was just watching me. Then I got sick.
Lol omg what?!?! Lmao now that's hilarious. Please tell me that was not the only thing you bought lol 😂
@@jaeboogie2786 I bought many things. When combined with the yard and snow removal business plus the fact that I didn't have rent or a car payment, I was making more disposable income than some of the adults in my working poor neighborhood. I saved a lot of money. When I was 15, I bought a Honda Intercepter motorcycle (this was like 40 years ago, so that when I passed my driver's test, then took and passed the written motorcycle test, I road my motorcycle to school. I felt like a bad a___ dy___ because I was ;-)
@@shannonmcstormy5021 I love it. And yes you are indeed a bad a$$ 😉 thanks for sharing also. 🙏🏽
He gets better every year. My classmate’s grandfather invented “the packet” yep they were rich as shit!
The occurence of maving bacon spaghetti rather than traditional Italian spaghetti for dinner is 5 to 1
Don't forget Francis Bacon.
bipity bopity bacon!!
Hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣 the bacon jokes!
The master’s namesake, Jim Breuer, also has an uproarious bit about camping, while on a safari (aka * animal stalking *)
Jim who?