Best Outdoor Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation
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- Im what you would call indoorsy but here are my best outdoor stories and jokes!
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:00 - Blueberry Picking
:43 - Camping
4:55 - Hammock
5:38 - Whale Watching
7:28 - Apple Picking
7:52 - Polar Bear Club
8:05 - The Folliage
10:20 - Hiking
13:33 - Winter Outdoor Activities
14:55 - Bear Watching
18:59 - Animal Stalking
20:28 - Reverse Falls
21:05 - Sliding & Sledding
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Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
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Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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I love when he whispers what others are thinking!! Very funny guy.
That's my favorite part. Like that kid in the TV show "The Middle".
I love Jim because he says what we're all thinking... literally.
😂riiight!
This is exactly what the doctor ordered. Thanks for sharing all of this content. You are, without doubt, a national treasure Mr. Gaffigan.
Like they say, laughter is the best medicine.
@@dragongamer7139and weed lol
I could barely speak English but Jim’s jokes are the ones that make me laugh so hard I look like crying. Jim, I just can’t thank you enough
Love Jim! so funny and no cursing and cussing! it is so refreshing.
I love Jim he's such a good comedian he doesn't use coarse language and he's just such a funny guy all around
Gaffigan is more genius than you know. He takes his family all across the globe. As long as he writes one joke about it, the trip is a tax write off. Brilliant
Seriously, I’ve been in a serious funk lately and Jim has actually saved my life! Thank you so much for bringing some laughter into my life!
Yeah.....3 years of funk.
Same here
Same
I bet a bear finding a human in a sleeping bag is like their equivalent of a hot pocket
🎶 Hot Pockets!
Hot pocket 🫓🥖🧇🫔
People pocket!
Good One! 🤣🤣🤣
Yup! Hot Pockets! Yum
Jim can make any “People Function” funny. He makes me laugh even when I’m not in the mood to laugh. He has got to be the best standup comedian ever. When I’m feeling down I get on CZcams go to Jim’s channel and inside of five minutes my day is livable, seriously, he can make a sad day worth being in. I love this guy, he would have been great to grow up around. So witty.
He's one of the funniest people on Earth, way funnier than most stand-up comedy acts.
The fall foliage bit had me cracking up! So funny 😂
I watch Jim every day, even if I've seen the episode before. Thanks Jim for keeping us all laughing during these stressful times. I love to hear about 🐻 bears
Yup, over n over
I do remember the first time I discovered Jim, I thought to myself, “Phillip Seymour Hoffman does comedy? How versatile he is.” Lol
My favorite season is winter, but from inside my house.
THis one had me in absolute stitches. I live in Maine and we make fun of the leaf peepers all the time, but his take is such a cool perspective!
Had a bad day at work, watched this video and cant remember why I was even mad thanks Jim
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True that
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Same here! Jim’s comedy is a great way to combat stress and anxiety or just when you had a tough day and need a good laugh! Thanks Jim!
You were mad because your boss yelled at you for being incompetent and forgetful. Case in point.
That guy looks like Philip Seymore Hoffman. I absolutely lost it.
😂🤣😂❤❤🥳🥳🥳
This guy is hilarious and should be more well known
He's well known. Throughout the world. For over a decade. Where have you been, camping?
I love him! He is so funny, I hope someday he comes to florida so I can see him! Such a talent comedian!
The leaves' hospice. Classic!
Jim is the outdoorsman I have always envied. He knows the most comfortable place to be! (Not inside a bear’s stomach)
i dunno, if the weather was cold enough tho...
Always come listen to Jim when I’m feeling depressed or anxious.
When you can make hilarious jokes about leaves then you are the most awesome comedian ever! Thanks Jim. We sure need ya now.
I love when he whispers like what others are thinking😂
Thank you so much I was extremely bummed and depressed you're simple jokes about simple people like me left a smile on my face for a hour thank you very much Jim
No doubt man keep your head up enjoy small things in life you are not simple person
There’s a reason we have INDOOR plumbing. I’m a HUGE fan of indoor plumbing.
Red Greene and Jim Gaffigan together would make your heart stop just from laughing.
The bear bit is the best! I looked like a giant land salmon! OMG!
Has this guy ever said something that WASN'T funny. He's the best!
I slept on a lake shore once. I woke up with raccoon tracks all around me and on top of my sleeping bag. I slept through raccoons climbing on top of me haha
🤣🤣🤣 were both of y'all drunk?
They were probably saying amongst themselves, “ yo yo wtf is that?!?!”
Very funny! 😂
The power of alcohol...:)
@@josepacheco5008 plpvl
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got the impression that seeing Jim in the woods is as about likely as seeing Big Foot in a Mall.
If Jim was the one making that joke, he'd follow it up with a fat joke.
But....
Are you telling me that Big Foot doesn't go to the mall?
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This sounds like a Gaffigan line. Seriously, man.
I love watching Jim's videos, no matter how bad your day was he will cheer you up
Jim is the m&ms of comics... he fits mire jokes into his show than anyone-- and theyre all great
The screaming leaves has gotta be my favorite joke by him 😂😂 shouldn’t be watching this on public transport, I’m laughing too much
thank you so much for making this playlist, my dad introduced me to your comedy for the first time and you are just so funny. I play these compilations when I'm upset or something and it helps me feel a lot better. :)
He is 100% accurate about hiking. It blows. 😂
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So does being fat and out of shape. Just saying.
It blows more when you’re half way and you have to take a dump.
I listened to these clips a few times already but they still make me LOL.
You're the funniest person on this planet. Non stop laughing. The audience was laughing every 1 or 2 seconds. Brilliant!
The first two minutes in about the blueberries just about killed me! Omg Jim is too funny!
My sides Jim!🤣 I've just spent the last hour and a half going through some of your videos about Europe, Canada and this one. You are so hilarious! I love your storytelling and impressions and the way you joke about a country with good understanding🤣 I've just subscribed👍
Thank you for the laughs 🇳🇿
Bear safety:
Brown: lay down
Black: fight back
White: goodnight
I'm fighting the white and brown bears and you can't stop me
@@dingdawng no, but they will
@@stephaniep1761 doubt it, i'll take all 3 at once.
@@dingdawng they can move faster than you can aim
@@stephaniep1761 false
After 10 years in the Army Infantry, I never slept outdoors again.
I know it's not enough, but thank you for your service.
What’s with the mustard stain man?
Yeah, a couple years in Korea and my dad never stepped foot in a tent. Even when Grandpa set up a tent in the backyard. Nope.
We did go camping tho, in a used trailer he towed all over.
Not the same thing, but, I travelled through the Far East for 6 months and didn't eat rice for the following 15 years. Then I married a woman whose family is from Iraq. Back to rice :-) My wife won't sleep out doors, so my camping days are over.
I can’t wait for tours again, just so I can see Jim live.
Love Jim Gaffigan and his whole family. 💙
He is absolutely one of my favorites, he makes me laugh when I need it😅
The Foliage bit. OMG. LOL Ill never see it the same again. Thanks Jim. Such a blessing in tennis shoes there never was.
"Way bigger than a gummi bear" gets me every damn time
He is such a a funny man! Now when I see him in anything I just start laughing lol!
school camping trip they had the boys setup in a tent on a hill. I and some dozen others woke up in the morning at the bottom of the hill in our sleeping bags.
We were forced to go blueberry picking as children, so our mom could make enough jam to last our entire childhoods!
It’s easier if you’re short, lol.
My grandmother would take all of us grandkids every year we loved it she would let us take a break and eat one but of course you already know We snuck one here and there anyway LOL
Lol omg good kno , so funnie haha
LMFAO!
Sameee
I would have personally ruined that experience just so I would not be forced or asked to go blueberry picking again, that's how I got out of doing alot of things I didn't want to do as a child, you can only beat a child ass for over period of time before it's considered child abuse, an my parents didn't want to test my loyalty to them when it came to the law, I was a terrible child that was smart enough to no my rights 🤣 now I'm spending the rest of my life as an adult trying to make up for the terrible things I did as a child to my parents an other people nothing that involved prison time just bad behavior 🤣
The thing that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE about Jim Gaffigan, he never tells the same jokes, like literally every video I watch, is something different! I love him! Sperm whale joke.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the greatest comedians. And such a great way to laugh during 2020. Much love everyone!
He is my favorite! Sarcastic and Down earth! I watched the interview with his wife and kids made me like him more. Total goofball the best Comedians are ridiculously real. LoL 😂
I can’t wait to see him live again, best shows ever, anyone who ever raised kids his stories have happened to them😂😂😂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 and they are spot on😂🤷🏽♂️
Foliage is my absolute favorite Jim Gaffigan bit.
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest person on Earth.
@Dean Holness I will get out ASAP but I still think he’s the funniest
Hes way more than that
Great! Your comedy always delivers the laughter that I want to end my day.
I like the extra production value with the animated parts. Good stuff.
So funny! Convinced that bears do talk like that.
Jim Gaffigan is always a Rib Hurt. He brightens the moments. What a joy
For me, outdoors is the point between two indoors. I'm only outdoors long enough to go from one indoors to another.
That's definitely not something to be proud of.
Thanks for posting these. You are hysterical. You could do this for a living! :-)
Your channel is growing like a weed...seems 1k more every time I watch which is every day! Well deserved, Jim!! 👍🏼👍🏼. Thank you for getting us through 2020 and can’t wait to be at one of your shows again hopefully soon!
Looking forward to his public appearance after this crazy Corona atmosphere is over !! 🤠
Here! Here! He's very funny.
@@SweetChicagoGator that's exactly what I was just thinking.
@@jeanmarievernon5825
Ok ! TFS, JEAN MARIE !
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“Then ten seconds later there I was picking blueberries” 😂
I agree with Jim, spend the day enjoying nature, at night sleep in a comfortable bed.
But if you go camping you get to sleep on a matress that could also serve as a flotation device.
Or spend all night ranting about Trump on Twitter. Jim must've been hitting the wine pretty hard that night.
I love nature but I've known people like this I always think its hilarious
My idea of camping is a hotel with no room service.
Or being at home during a power outage
All I need to be happy is laughter! Thank you, Jim Gaffigan
🇨🇦😂👍
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
After back to back basketball games and brutally losing the second game to a rested team my kid was hungry, angry, frustrated … and frankly about to burst into tears. Got her home, fed and showered. I knew she needed some cheering up. I played her the fast food compilation. The Popeye’s bit had her gasping and laughing so hard we had to stop and reply it (she’s been going to Popeyes with her gramma for years). Thanks Jim! My kid ended a really bad night with belly laughs and now is a big fan! That’s what started us watching your channel. Thanks!
I always love your bits about outdoors. Thanks for the daily post.
I blame you for snorting my breakfast!😂
"I'm wearin' shorts 'cause I'm a dick."
That is so true.
Thank you, I laughed so hard I was crying!
I'm scrolling on youtube and thinking "Man, i really need to do this or that"...then I come across Jim in my feed and I HAVE to click on his vids, and guilt laugh the whole show...thank God for these smaller "quick clips"...lol. Then I can do my chore in a great mood!
The whole bit about camping had me 😂 because I feel the same way! When people invite me to go camping I say sure, in a hotel with a shower and flushing toilet, pool and room service? Cuz otherwise nawww.
I love his humor!
Lol, Jim gets it especially with hiking and xc skiing (had to move to live with relatives who loved that and I was thinking "what the hell is wrong with you?")
I *love* both hiking and XC skiing, but thought this was hilarious! Even avid hikers can have that “OMG, now I have to walk all the way back” moment, when our joy and curiosity led us farther than we should have gone. And the XC skiing is a slog until you’ve learned proper technique, especially if you’re out of shape. Once mastered, it can feel like flying, particularly skate-skiing (on groomed trails, of course). Nordic skiing (AKA, cross-country) is commonly thought to be the most intense, physically-demanding, and efficient form of exercise; competitive runners and cyclists often use it for off-season training. Those of us who love it don’t really see the point of waiting in long lift lines, freezing, then just sliding down a mountain. *Real* skiers can ski, yes, even *glide*, uphill, LOL! ❤️
Love the animation! Go JG! You’re always super solid! Bravo! Bravo!
Trust me, Jim, I am with you on the camping and hiking thing. I’ve live in the Pacific Northwest and yet I don’t comprehend the fascination with people wanting to go outside to sleep or just climb hills and mountains.
I love when you do that little two step in between jokes!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
A “National Treasure”!!! that’s a perfect phrase to describe him. Like Will Rogers only chubby!😅
Jim, you really can pull off the beard look!
I agree about people having fun in winter are mentally unbalanced, lol! And I'm from Canada, so I'm related to these people! 😂 😄 😉
Glad to have found this channel! I can’t wait to see this guy live when this pandemic is finally over!
What a funny guy!
Love you, Jim. You make me laugh and I appreciate your humor.
Time to go pick up some donuts....just enough for a Baptist church! ⛪
I am glad someone has the guts to discuss this tragedy and how humanity lacks so much empathy for dying leaves. Time for the UN to step in and I would gather Mr. Gaffigan is due much credit for the upcoming resolution to this!
First time we heard the camping bit was on our way home from camping 😂
Screaming fall leaves demanding chlorophyll and the two last leaves on a tree...there goes Carl. Jim gives personalities to fall leaves and now I feel sorry for them!
That bit was almost exactly like the leaf suicide scene from Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life' 😆
"That Guy Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman." Hahaha!
I watch Jim on my phone at lunch every day--LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HIM!!
Jim just makes you forget how crappy it is to be an adult at times.
You need to wash your hands for half an hour after blueberry picking.
Todd McCreary But does it even come off? I live in Southern California and there's no berries growing here.
@@szqsk8 Yes eventually.It's been a while, but they are messy.
Wear gloves?
@@bsfergen no that wouldn't work
"Why would a pine tree sound like it's from Brooklyn "? What, you never heard of "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"?
After a day of news from the election this is so refreshing
I've watched so many Jim Gaffigan clips this year, his "little voice" is in my head now!
Kind of embarrassing when I repeat what I hear in public! Damn you ... Jim!
I know what you mean.." must be careful not to think out loud" inner voice said out loud💥💥🤣😂🤣🥳🥳🥳
I feel like Jim gaffigan was one of the most underrated characters in that 70s show
Top notch comedy...Always loved your stand-up.
“What can I pay you to work for free?” Ha ha!