"Weddings" - Jim Gaffigan (Obsessed)
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"So that the bride can pretend to be a PRRRIIIIIIIIIINCCEEEEEEEESSSS AND MARRY HER PRIIIIIIIINCE"
That part kills me every time lmao
“Pretend to have a kingdom” genius.
Living The King & Queen Fantasy 😂😂😂
The wedding thing is -- it's pretty much true! Spending ridiculous amounts of money to make a day "Instagram worthy," then starting a marriage in debt. He makes it so funny, though!
The best part is that his wedding probably had over 500 people and cost an extremely high amount of money.
"You need to clean it with a kitten." Best line ever, I can't stop laughing!
.....a WHITE kitten!!!!!!! 😂
Not only is the material hilarious, You ACE the delivery.Thank You again Jim.Dont ever quit.
I love the fact that Jim can make you laugh without using swear words or unnecessary energy. He maintains a low tone throughout his bits and his sentences just flow really well. He has his own unique style of comedy and I can really appreciate that#!
He's #1 G rated -- comic!
@@meldonovan7902 Yer too sensitive Mel,, however,, you're respectfully entitled to your opinion pard. It's comedy and most likely Jim wrote that bit long before Epstein was discovered.
No he's not that low energy he changes tones and accents quite frequently that takes effort and it's hilarious.
Yeah ,cursing comedians get tired real quick.
All comedians have no use to curse in their acts. I’m sure they will still be funny. One example is a pint sized comedian, I forgot his name, that was funny and then later in his stand up special he turned vulgar constantly and he sunk so low to not being funny at all.
*Awesome hearing Gaffigan being far more brutal without profanity while shredding the narcissism of couples and their weddings.*
Jim Gaffigan is the solution to nearly all of our problems right now.
With the Brooklyn Italian accent: “Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet? How bout’ something for the fellas?” 🤣
That was hilarious did you see the subway one with tuna water
I wonder why that guy pitching all the sales is from Jersey. 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣
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This is the first time I've ever heard an honest description of what attending weddings really feels like. The only thing to look forward to is getting sloshed and dancing like a fool. I appreciate the honesty Jim.
Lol getting sloshed and danving like a fool xD
Really!
Still makes u a clown
So what important who is getting married THIS weekend.
Yeah-I thought it was just me who felt that way!
As a wedding planner, this was hilarious LOL
we were all waiting for your opinion
He is exposing your grift 😅
"Weddings started off as these crude medieval ceremonies where women- daughters- were exchanged as property. Yet over the course of centuries it got worse." Truest statement ever!
Yet ,Jim is married ,hahaha.
Ya so true
Lmao 👌
Yeah NOW " WOMEN ARE MARIYING WOMEN..
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PROGRESS?.
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REV . 20:10
To bad it didn’t stay that way
Instead of watching so much soul sucking news during quarantine, I've decided to watch more stand up comedy and Jim Gaffigan is my favourite by far! Thanks for taking the edge off Jim--I can't wait to see your pandemic routine one of these days! :)
The last wedding I went to was in a public park (with beautiful scenery for wedding photos). The bride and groom wore nice clothes that they already owned and had spent a couple hundred dollars on wedding rings. The guests all brought food for a pitch-in lunch instead of bringing gifts. It was the most relaxed and fun wedding I ever attended. It was also the only wedding I ever attended that was good for children because they could play games and use the playground equipment.
Playground? I go to weddings to get away from children.😁
@Amy Galvin That is sad.
Are you really a lucid dreamer?
You've really nailed that wedding thing! So funny but so true!
I finished it because I’m an American
Killed me with that one 😂😂😂
“Don’t get that wet, you need to clean it with a kitten.”
It needs to be a white kitten.
🤣
I think i see what you did there
I accidentally cleaned my crystal with a black kitten... :(
IMO the single funniest line from any of his specials!
Jim Gaffigan, you make me smile and laugh. Thank you! 😀😄🙂
"Don't get that wet, you have to clean it with a white kitten", 😆😅😂🤣😭
😂
thank you jim for bringing laughter back into my life after losing a family member . . u r awesome
I can watch this over and over and always have a good laugh.
Jim Gaffigan is one of - if not the only comedians that can always make me laugh. Every time.
I can't help but hear "Hot Pockets" in the background of every show
Seven Streams i can never un-hear that
Caliente Pocket!! 😂😂😂
Me too. However, it made me finally try them, the pretzel ones with peppers weren't too bad.
“...Because the theme of the wedding was waste...”
"...At what point are we supposed to jab this in our throat? During the first dance?..." 😂😂😂
There has never been a wedding in my experience where I didn't want to jump up and scream, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!" I'm usually imagining screaming this to the bride, but have several times wished to rescue the groom from a lifetime of misery.
That is why Queen's song "Another One Bite's The Dust" should be the first dance song at the reception!!!😆😆💞💞💣💣
That song comes to my mind every time I attend a wedding ❣️@@andrewfigueroa8069
"I would've eaten so much ice cream, why did I consume so much Kale " hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
HE'S THE BEST !!!!!!!
He is my favourite at the moment. Making me laugh in histerics
Mr. Gaffigan is my spirit animal.
LOL
Jim. You are hilarious. I love how your comedy leaves me feeling happy. You don’t use vulgar language and your jokes don’t put people down. You never make fun of people but situations.
I'm literally laughing so loud----my roommate thinks I've lost my mind.
Had to subscribe. Love the clean humor, now I'm binge watching.
You are gaining wisdom!
So great! Thanks Jim. My niece is getting married next month and this made me feel better and more prepared 🤣
😂
Slacker. Who buys ice cream by the pint?
I do because it's cheaper, but I bearly tast it because I have 3 kids 😥 😔
3 words Ben and jerrys
Ha ha! Yeah! You’re only a novice ice-creamer!
I am eating Ice cream right now out of a 5-gallon bucket.
Me. I eat ice cream by the pint and I hate weddings. Love JG
“Bring thy wallet” 😆🤣
*wallet
No party should cost as much as a house.
What wedding is that much?
In the early seventies you could buy a house for less than $20,000 in Arizona and probably into the eighty’s in the Midwest. Weddings are a huge waste of cash for everyone except the chick.
@@sonnyburnett8725 When you go to a wedding (of young people), and there are more than 100 guests, (I've been to weddings with 500), you know that daddy and mommy are paying back social obligations and networking with potential business associates.
Your houses cost half of what we pay as a house deposit
@@z.deutch1334 Probably, but there is a huge difference in house prices among different cities in the US.
This was the first Gaffigan video I watched several months ago and was HOOKED.
Still my favorite Gaffigan video, second is the one about horses. Oh, and Dateline "as one does" so effing funny!!!!
I love your wedding riffs - that bit about china was me; finally I got the unwashable dishes gone !
Love your whisper voice too. Keep up the amazing writing.
You absolutely found your call, you're HILARIOUS
This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
"white kittens" That is hilarious. My son and I use my grandmother's fine china saucers as plates for the cat food cause there are so many of them and I ended up with them and we just put them in the dishwasher cause neither of us cares. Last year at his graduation party someone took the pile of plates out of a cupboard (they were separated from all the other dishes because we don't use them for food) and started serving sushi on them. Little pools of soy sauce with 2-3 rolls on each plate. My son and I locked eyes in horror and he slowly shook his head. It really added a layer of interest to the party from my perspective.
Awesome comment 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
M G this comment should be a scene in a movie😂😂
@@tanyabeede8450 Really, it's been two years and I still scramble to hide the cat food dish whenever I see a sibling pull into the driveway, especially if it is my older sister!
😂😂😂😂
@@MG-sy8pj : I loved your story about dishes and cats. My ADHD brain scrambled it, but I like it anyway. 😊
“… we ended up with them
b/c nobody wanted them…” 😢
(- wait! The cats or the dishes?🧫
How many cats do you have???)
“… We… threw them in the dishwasher…”
(Wait, WHAT??? You threw the CATS in the dishwasher??? 🙀How Could you DO such
a thing? 😾
Oh yeah, you “…HAD so many of them….” 😿
But Do you have any of them now??) 😿
Thanks for the LOL! 😂😻😹
Bringing laughter to as many people as Jim does is "a great gift' all!!
My Dad could eat a pint of ice cream after dinner, and he had a saying whenever he found that there to be only a normal bowl or so of ice create in the container, he would say “It’s just enough to piss you off!”
Ha...my dad says the same thing!
Called the other half just to say that I ate the last of the Rocky Road... it just made it more satisfying. 😂
He had a show on the same day as our wedding and my wife was like if we went do you think anybody would notice! 😜😂
Keeper!
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LOL
The bride's garter belt crack me up
Thank you Jim. I, as countless other people, have enjoyed what you do. Huge respect man.
He would be a self-quarantine champion
Correction: He IS a self-quarantine champion.
Laugh 😂 ing in the middle of the night! You are a dream come true Jim! Gifted!
“Where daughters were exchanged as property, over centuries IT GOT WORSE.” Brilliant
It’s always fun to laugh again with Jim Gaffigan.
I am laughing so hard I am crying! Jim is just hysterical. Happy 4/20 day everyone. Stay home and be safe!
This is just the bomb.
Jim I Love you. I listen to you so much and you always pick me up. God gave you a gift
and that gift is to be shared. You have been a great steward of this wealth of joy and laughter
that you give us all. God Bless you
Dan Bianchi
Canada
“Sure you don’t want us to buss some tables?”
At my aunt’s wedding a few years ago, the groom (a creep who, thankfully, isn’t her husband anymore) actually asked the guests to help clear the empty plates and glasses. The first time we saw this sketch, we immediately thought of that bizarre moment and couldn’t stop laughing! 😂🤣
Love these clips, makes “sheltering in place” so much more bearable. Thanks Jim!
Hi
How are you
Melinda Lee amen sister!
It's time this charade ended. Don't want to put a damper on things but this is a must see: plandemicmovie.com/
@parrotprodigy productions The term is "crisis actor." You know, because we ALL want to lie about our grandparents DYING.....
Hey. I had a pint of ice cream for breakfast today!
In my defense, we are living in c-19 days! 😆
Omg he’s so right about weddings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jim's brain is a national treasure 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the relief in these trying times
This is my moment of zen.
I love how Jim perches his hand atop the other… so cute!
Jim.... I don't know if you read these comments or not... but either way... you are one of the funniest people I have ever encountered in my whole life you're awesome .....I love you man
When my brother got married. A very poor member of the church gave them a package of Fig Newtons as a gift. It was their most memorable.
Your subscribe pitch is on another level. Seriously this is how you get someone to subscribe.
wedding gift- always get them a bucket. Who doesn't need a bucket. You can put things in it, carry things somewhere else, throw them away, bring them back again, holds liquids or solids. It can even carry pets from place to place. If it is fairly strong you can even use it to stand on for a short period. It also really irritates moles.
Lol. And after all has been said and done, you kick it.
I have a friend who's face is covered in moles I'm going to get her a bucket to put on her head that ought to irritate her moles lol jk
I hope my friend who's getting married soon likes the Home Depot bucket! 🤞🏼
I actually bought a bucket instead of a wastebasket and that was definitely one of my smarter life choices.
I favor a nice, metal colander. Been married almost 25 years and still use the one we received as a wedding gift. And it doesn’t cost $300 or need to be washed with a white kitten.
My favorite comedian!
Mine too
First time I’ve seen him.. he’s bloody hilarious x x
Jim in the most sincerest you are my favorisistist!
I was just at my brother’s wedding a few days ago. It was a beautiful Jewish ceremony, and I was glad to be there. But I absolutely felt the “spending money” part. 😂 My parents paid for my dress, my hotel room, and parking in downtown Chicago, and I still spent way more than I could really afford to! But I did it because I love my brother, and my new sister-in-law.
Jim, you are the best!
I’m married and I find this hilarious. Glad we did a solo wedding. No guests. Just a photographer and the person performing the ceremony. Whenever someone makes fun of weddings i get to tell myself “they’re not talking about us” haha.
Wise woman!!! Mine was VERY minimal too.
Never married just common law for 33 years 😂
@@sandray7609Congratulations, the more you spend...the more it jinxes the outcome...IMHO!
We eloped. We told my parents 45 minutes beforehand that we were getting married so that they could witness it but not argue about getting married without having lots of money in the bank already.
Since my parents didn't pay for an elaborate "dog and pony show" of a wedding, the money they would have spent on a wedding was used to buy us furniture and useful things for our first apartment. I say we made out great! (They didn't buy us super expensive brands, but it was all new furniture at least, plus a few end tables and kitchen table and chairs that were hand me downs.
“Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet?
How ‘bout somethin’ for the fellas?”
Jim your stage game, your voices, subtle references, your acting and writing all of it is a big tutorial for greatness in standup and a delight to watch.
He's ace. Glad you have noticed the subtle references too, he's brilliant. And the voices, lol. It's like watching several characters, he makes them come alive
He is one of the best ever comedians. I love all of his videos.
My new favorite comedian
My price for my subscription was a laugh. What a deal! You're funny. We love you! Cheers!
He is the funniest guy....really.
this man is my spirit animal
I love it when he does the Brooklyn accent and iam from texas
"I was eating a pint of ice cream, in sweatpants, like a MAN."
That is exactly my dad.
the best time to eat ice cream is not in the summer but in the winter then you can really enjoy it :p
Love him makes me smile
The honorable king slayer lmao....
I canNOT get enough of JG the past week, anticipating his show one of four nights here in Jacksonville Florida this Friday night. Have been a fan for years and he just cracks me up! He's my favorite, Love you Jimbo!
Thanks again Jim!
The bit about eating ice cream during the day 😂😂😂
LMAO....had to stop and show my apprentice this while at work..
Jim is like bacon and fries. I can’t get enough.
jimgaffigan thank you for being a light in the darknrss, and a man who isn't a Yetti
Love, love, love Jim
I feel the same way about weddings. Always despised them...Spend tons of money on people you hardly see... and really don't care about... only to NOT get a simple Thank you note...
Mark Norman..is another one that makes me cry like jim
When I was growing up, we would watch El Chavo. It was a Mexican comedy show that made the whole family laugh, without any dirty words Jim is the closest thing to it I ever saw. Brilliant comedy! You're a genius sir
One of your best Jimbo
You are bloody brilliant Jim!!
I love Jim’s humor. It doesn’t matter what he talks about, it is really funny!🤣🥰🤡🌟
I love Jim Gaffigan so much. Great job, dude. Always intelligent, truthful, relatable.
What a tonic during quarantine
Just found Jim, sensational!
.know that I’ll be bingeing this guy for a while now.
He’s a genius of comedy through truth!
Jim is fantastic.
This beautifully summed up why I don't want a wedding. Long-term relationship yes! Crazy expensive ceremony so everyone I know can fawn over me noooooooooooo
Love Jim, his one of my favorite comedian. I also love it that he doesn't have to swear. That says a lot. He's a natural comedian. If he was single I wouldn't mind to have a boyfriend like him. Too bad he is taken already.
He is just amazing ❤