"Whales" - Jim Gaffigan Stand Up (Mr.Universe)
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Everyone always comments that he's a clean comedian, but that never occurs to me when I watch him. I just enjoy the perfect timing and clever jokes. Funny is funny!
He actually said "SHIT" once in a bit he was doing, and it really stuck out. I was like "Heyyy he swore" lol. Love Jim, going to see him next weekend! Can't wait.
"Pelican with machine gun" 😂😂😂😂
he takes the most normal subjects and turns them a masterpiece 😂😂
He’s a comedy genius
Whales, manatees, horses, and of course, hot pockets!!!!!
One double edged sword about the internet age is that comedians get good exposure. The drawback is that they have their jokes out there for all to hear so they can't recycle them as often.
Certain comedians I keep hearing their jokes over and over.
Jim you do a great job keeping it fresh. Keep it up!
thats like the best compliment really is not easy to build new sets I guess?
So very true. I didnt think he could make whales so funny!
Try not actually logging into YT
I've heard this bit a million times, so I'm just here to give it a like. Probably one of the best pure comedy bits ever.
I have to agree!!
I love whale watching.
I'm a greeter at Walmart.
Car Rexx you are hysterical. Thanks.
Well you know, they say if you can find joy in your career, that's a good thing.
@@gailducrest8851 👍😷
You can date 'em, too. So I've heard.
😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️
This man just picks random animals and then does a bit on them for way longer then you expect. I love it. Do cows next .
And then adds a voice of a random complaining woman from the crowd (probably inspired by his wife’s comments to his thoughts) 😂 or he’ll do the same thing with food.
He has 10 min of horse material worth a google
@@michaeldoran4367 I didn't even notice that. Wow, hats off.
But then you'd expect it.
Just watched that with mom, awesome!
When listening to Jim Gaffigan, I am constantly wiping the laughter tears from my eyes! He is beyond hilarious!
@Terry Haines It's okay as long as you aren't "wailing" from distress. 😉
This is so darn funny. My husband and I used to live on the beach in VA and this routine is still a part of our conversation when we need to laugh. The best ever. Thank you, Jim, for all the laughs. As a nurse, I can tell you that laughter is sometimes the best medicine.
Whales getting old and losing control of their blow holes is where I had to sign off, I just didn't sign in for that! Besides, I'm 81, nuff said??? Where did Mark and Charlotte Ritchey Go?
@@Ozzie1420 you should have stuck around its just getting good, the dominos pizza bit is gold
I don't think any other comedian ever makes me laugh as much as Jim Gaffigan.
Seeing him live I practically wrecked my abdomen from laughing so much
His materials are so clean and funny at the same time, it’s beautiful
I have never heard a comedian whose jokes are just as funny even when Ive seen the special before. I love the voices, the self deprecation, the new way he thinks abput things.
Pro-tip: don't watch this while rocking your infant to sleep; I couldn't stop laughing.
"When are you a captain and when are you just a drunk guy with a boat?"
We should call them "boatless".
Thank you Jim Gaffigan for making my day. Daily. Really.
thanks
He is hilarious.
@@jimgaffigan You have truly helped me (and many of us) keep our sanity during this pandemic!
Between working from home, Homeschooling and cooking like I work in a prison cafeteria daily I am truly exhausted
Your comedy is a lifeline to my sanity!!
Funniest clean comic in America.
Him and brian regan are the most clean comedians but also imho the most consistently funny comedians out there. Their material just doesnt age
Tim Hawkins, though
Brian Regan, and Jerry seinfeld obviously
Jim and Tim Hawkins are the best
My wife and I just love Jim Gaffigan. Other clean comics can be found on CZcams at DryBar comedy.
Holy crap....."the Domino's effect"!!🤣🤣🤣
My husband said Whales are the Eeyore of the SeaWorld. Must be. Your imitation of them brought me to tears.😂
next Dominos product: bread in a bread bowl sprinkled with breadcrumbs, and your drink in a bread cup
“Just like Mama Domino used to make” 😂
"& a distant third,
the lion on a jet-ski"
lost it 😂😂😂
“If fat made a noise it’d be blub ber” LMAO 😂😂😂
“Pelican With A Machine Gun” is going to be my Metal Band name
Yes do it🎶🎶🎶
Then I get Lion on a Jet Ski.
Eric Perkins YES!!!!! Nice. lol
My favorite comedian. Such effortless comedy.
Jim you’re the best, Thank you for your humor
Thank you, Jim Gaffigan! I have been a fan since "Beyond the Pale" and still have my CD's in clear, cracked, plastic cases to prove it! I see and appreciate what you and your family are doing to help us through quarantine.
He just seems like he would be way cool to hang out with.
Maybe have him over for a Domino's Pasta Bread Bowl!
Whales sound like they had one too many pasta bread bowls
"The old whale-geography-diarrhea joke.. coming in handy"... nice to know it's there when you need it! lol My all time favorite routine of yours. Thanks for the laughs Jim!
Mr. Universe was the first time my family ever watched you, and we laughed out asses off! We still quote your jokes from this clip! Love it
so that's what happened to your asses
I used to order the chicken alfredo bread bowl at Perkins 20+ years ago when I was in college. I graduated fat. #relatable.
Jim is doing us a great service by entertaining us during these times. Feels good to get some belly laughs in.
I Was feeling crappy today. You totally lift my spirits Jim thanks for all the laughs.
Hang in w
The entire skit is one killer joke after the other. And the different voices! Also he cracks up nearly every time he does that brilliant whale sound 🤣
He’s amazing.
Hands down!! Best comedian on the planet!
Only Jim can make me laugh my azz off. Thank you Jim!
"What's tsa matta for you!?"😂😂😂😂
one of his best routines. I cried laughing the first time I saw this. 😂
Speaks whale better than dory.
This is some brilliant content!
I haven’t laughed this hard 4 ever 😝🤪🤣
You👉
You always make me laugh! This last year I lost my mom and my dog! It’s been hard. Your comedy has really helped! Thank you and don’t ever stop!
Carbolicious!
He takes the cake!! Blub-bler haha if fat made sound.
"I was thinking sperm whale or booger whale" LMAO
7:25 - I almost did a spit-take when I heard "died". Pro tip: don't drink anything while watching these.
Jim you are amazing at comedy every time I watch you you make my day.
Brilliant material and delivery !
Thank you kindly!
A true comedy genius!
Luv the content, his gestures, facial expression & visuals he creates😆🤣🤣 he’s my top 3!! Brilliant.
Thank You JG🐳🍕🥓🍟🥖
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Roy G Biv ya riiight!!? He’s sssso good.
What a wonderful gift of laughter you are giving us! Thank you!
Indian Ocean joke murdered me
So good Jim
Thanks G
Living off the “blubberment” 😬
You managed to go from whales to pizza ...well played sir!
I would have watched this "live" but I was in the middle of a meeting... I almost did anyway...
water weight😂🤣
JIM GAFFIGAN IS SO FUNNNYYY OMG HE IS A TRUE COMIC. HIS JOKES ARE SO CLEAN!!!!!
OMG! You were so hilarious! The sound effects! I just can’t thank you enough! This has been so very hard for me and all I want to do is laugh again. The Gaffigan’s are a super family! Stay safe! 💕💕🇺🇸😂😂
Ahhhhh, the pasta bread bowl! It's just like Momma Domino used to make!
It's been awhile since I've seen this one. I FORGOT HOW HYSTERICAL IT IS!!!! Nobody does an "ITALIAN (MOBSTER) ACCENT" like Gaffigan!!!!
so funny!
I love this section so much! Thank you!
Glad you enjoy it!
Had me at the "whale geography diaherra" joke 🤣🤣
“Number one, mankind, number two, the pelican with a machine gun...and in distant third the lion on a jet ski.”
DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim this is one of my favorite routines of yours I view it and crack up every time! Thanks for being you!
I have heard this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh
brilliant business ideas always with old mafia accent xD
Domino's got rid of the bread bowl. I think it was because of your joke.
I miss those!
@@easye5653 you can still get pasta in a foil pan, but I always got a cheese bread side. Bread bowl solved the issue and was so delicious. And yes they are covered in cheese. More like a light sprinkling, but certainly not non existent or an exaggeration 👍
@Stephanie Logan picture all that delicious pasta resting on a warm bed of freshly baked bread. Gosh that's the best food porn 😂 I agree on little Caesar's. I like their cheese bread and deep dish pizza.
I miss the old 90's slimy greasy pizzas, when i would be coming in off a 5 month boat contract the thought of Dominoes slimy pie was #2 or #3 on my list of things to do. The cheese was fantastic.
Have gone whale watching sooo many times! Luv the whole experience. One time dozens of whales were breaching all around us in every direction. We were near Plymouth, MA around July 4th. Really fun to see! 🐳 ❤⛴
I love you
Great stuff!
Thanks!
The thumbnail 😂
He's always has such a new outlook and talks about stuff no one else even thinks about. So talented
Always fresh always funny, really love Jim.
Always great Jim! You make me laugh daily! Just what we need in these times! Keep up the great work!
Thanks, will do!
I kept putting off the whale sketch because I thought, "How can you possibly make whales funny?" So glad I was wrong and finally watched it!
This is one of my favorites from Jim. I'm waiting on my 'It's mostly water weight' shirt that I ordered off ur merch site!!! Surely to bring smiles to all.
Jim that is Mr. Gaffigan must have been like this back in high school.
The laughs from the Gaffigan family and All the good works you have done during the lockdown made be SAF- NOT so horrible! God Bless you ALL 💚🌎🌷🕯️☮️
Listened to the entire show which included this bit and belly laughed, wiping tears! Great stress relief, which I really needed. Thanks for being my go to comic.
That is definitely my favorite bit. I’ve watched it five times.
Exactly what I was thinking about pizza with bread and bread. LOL
Whaaat?!!! For real?! Is it Jim or a personal assistant? If it's really you, Jim, you're absolutely hysterical. I'm so glad I found your CZcams channel. Hope you and your family stay well!
Jim...this segment made me laugh way out loud! Thank you!
“The old whale geography diarrhea joke, coming in handy…” is actually one of the only jokes that made me cry laughing. I watched it at night and I woke up the entire house 😂
“Whale-watching is equal to water-staring.”
-Demetri Martin
😄😄😄😄
Lmao
FUNNIEST. COMEDIAN. EVER. I think you kids say GOAT
You make me laugh out loud... I will have my headphones in, and I am laughing so loud my family comes to investigate. You brighten my day with your comdey. You are one of my favorite comedians! Can't wait until this is all over so I can see you perform in person.
“Damn whales are all fat and lazy”...I didn’t know Arthur Morgan felt that way about whales 🤔
My kids want to tell jokes bc I tend to make most of my friends laugh. I let them listen to a Jim gaffigan special and it resulted in my 2 kids saying hot pocket for 4 straight days 😂
That’s hilarious.
The dad hating whales bit, so good haha
Became a fan when I saw him live in 2006, Hot Pockets bit put him on the map.
Excellent!!!
Whales skit, one of your best.
Love you clean brilliant wholesome comedy.. Just great.
I don't know how, but Jim can literally make anything funny. Even whales xD
“Eh look at that miniature whales…” 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol the whole pasta bread bowl bit. Lol. Your hilarious Jim. I love your style of comedy.
Omg this had my crying
oh man i love this guy!!