"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @jimgaffigan
    @jimgaffigan  Před 4 lety +451

    Click subscribe to take this relationship to the next level bit.ly/SubJimGaffigan, Oh, & turn notifications on!

    • @acecafe727
      @acecafe727 Před 4 lety +10

      jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤

    • @michealhenry3132
      @michealhenry3132 Před 4 lety +7

      I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!

    • @teresab6383
      @teresab6383 Před 4 lety +12

      jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up CZcams I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 Před 4 lety +3

      I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!

    • @upercalm16
      @upercalm16 Před 4 lety +3

      You da best

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu Před 4 lety +3165

    When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 Před 4 lety +394

      Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊

    • @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210
      @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 Před 4 lety +340

      Doing the lord's work here

    • @BigMiketheMOD
      @BigMiketheMOD Před 4 lety +253

      You sir, are a king of man

    • @bobbiellison4315
      @bobbiellison4315 Před 4 lety +65

      Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!

    • @CALIBA88
      @CALIBA88 Před 4 lety +60

      i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.

  • @jameslichtenberger9789
    @jameslichtenberger9789 Před 4 lety +740

    I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt Před 4 lety +677

    When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 Před 3 lety +27

      you've done more than the suicide hotline.

    • @keithmccaslyn2527
      @keithmccaslyn2527 Před 3 lety +8

      that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it,
      I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Před 3 lety +18

      @@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.

    • @williambell356
      @williambell356 Před 3 lety +3

      Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 Před 3 lety +4

      and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 Před 9 měsíci +15

    The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.

  • @brianknapp6215
    @brianknapp6215 Před 4 lety +435

    Best comedy line ever:
    "You ever have too many McDonald's fries....
    *OF COURSE NOT!* "

    • @clearcreek69
      @clearcreek69 Před 4 lety +8

      I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?

    • @brianknapp6215
      @brianknapp6215 Před 4 lety +4

      @@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego Před 4 lety +3

      There's never enough!

    • @moisesarevalo5590
      @moisesarevalo5590 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I read your comment as he said that

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar Před 5 měsíci +1

      Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 Před 4 lety +1233

    I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.

    • @mljns
      @mljns Před 4 lety +15

      jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.

    • @dszep2000
      @dszep2000 Před 4 lety +3

      Diddo

    • @KikoJonesUSA
      @KikoJonesUSA Před 4 lety +11

      jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.

    • @Evilkitty64
      @Evilkitty64 Před 4 lety +3

      💯 TRUTH ☺️

    • @frankjuarez496
      @frankjuarez496 Před 4 lety +4

      Jesús part kills me all the time 😂

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 Před 4 lety +1305

    It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer.
    Especially when it's their first day.

    • @FishingtonBurpPuzzle
      @FishingtonBurpPuzzle Před 4 lety +26

      Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +10

      @@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano Před 4 lety +9

      @@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj Před 4 lety +12

      I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta Před 4 lety +4

      Especially when you're at the liquor store

  • @johngardner1898
    @johngardner1898 Před 4 lety +337

    "A two gallon drum of diet coke."

  • @fexbio
    @fexbio Před 4 lety +947

    Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".

    • @MrParis215
      @MrParis215 Před 4 lety +19

      Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 Před 4 lety +15

      Might be more than 14...

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome Před 4 lety +29

      McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.

    • @dariusketchup4781
      @dariusketchup4781 Před 4 lety +8

      fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome Před 4 lety +23

      @@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.

  • @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
    @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 Před 2 lety +207

    Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine

  • @darkroom8942
    @darkroom8942 Před 4 lety +372

    I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience!
    Thanks Jim!

    • @heroofmasks
      @heroofmasks Před 4 lety +3

      @@RobespierreThePoof talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.

    • @deanpapadopoulos3314
      @deanpapadopoulos3314 Před 2 lety +1

      What a great comment!!

    • @andrewb6464
      @andrewb6464 Před rokem +1

      What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Před rokem +2

      @@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.

  • @TokeyTheBear_AOE
    @TokeyTheBear_AOE Před rokem +46

    Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.

  • @danp4930
    @danp4930 Před 4 lety +75

    When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you"
    Dead. Thats hilarious.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis Před 4 lety +400

    Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo Před 4 lety +134

    “He should be here by now” 😂

  • @allisonma42
    @allisonma42 Před 10 měsíci +16

    The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on CZcams EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.

  • @donaldchamberlain428
    @donaldchamberlain428 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Jim is the one of the most talented comedians ever. Love this guy work

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 Před 4 lety +339

    "If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little."
    Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!

    • @billgardner4892
      @billgardner4892 Před 3 lety +3

      .

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith Před 3 lety +6

      I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.

    • @joshb20101
      @joshb20101 Před 3 lety +2

      I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Před 2 lety

      I just like a burger now and then.

    • @curadhanpowell5007
      @curadhanpowell5007 Před 6 měsíci

      Well, at least these fries are good anyway....

  • @turdfurgusson
    @turdfurgusson Před 3 lety +37

    Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.

    • @wylier
      @wylier Před 2 lety +1

      actually, I think he is catholic. :-P

  • @steveflow1332
    @steveflow1332 Před 4 lety +130

    Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo Před 2 lety +1

      ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh

  • @myownboss1
    @myownboss1 Před 4 lety +76

    I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...

  • @Custerd1
    @Custerd1 Před 4 lety +80

    I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.

  • @zachtremblay5834
    @zachtremblay5834 Před 4 lety +583

    Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.

    • @queen_of_flatulence
      @queen_of_flatulence Před 4 lety +16

      As a McDonald's employee I can confirm

    • @Alienshade
      @Alienshade Před 4 lety +2

      They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.

    • @ct0760
      @ct0760 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣

    • @viggycat8592
      @viggycat8592 Před 3 lety

      Hahahaha! BAM!

    • @darionmonson
      @darionmonson Před 3 lety +1

      Can confirm! Theyre nasty

  • @tessangelabeck8958
    @tessangelabeck8958 Před 4 lety +105

    Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I Před 3 lety +2

      I have his book, and it's a good read!

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert Před 9 měsíci +6

    Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.

  • @kaitlynroseeeeeee
    @kaitlynroseeeeeee Před 4 lety +29

    God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻

  • @mjkreu
    @mjkreu Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 Před 4 lety +124

    I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power

  • @alexzais1935
    @alexzais1935 Před 4 lety +34

    Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!

  • @daveg7172
    @daveg7172 Před 2 lety +8

    Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.

    • @lainejaffe9716
      @lainejaffe9716 Před 3 měsíci

      Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol.
      And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 Před 4 lety +50

    Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!

  • @kityee5346
    @kityee5346 Před 4 lety +115

    I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!

  • @mikecameron1441
    @mikecameron1441 Před 4 lety +68

    I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!

  • @julmcfillin4600
    @julmcfillin4600 Před 4 lety +82

    The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS!
    Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜

    • @VideoHawkeye
      @VideoHawkeye Před 4 lety

      Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce Před 2 lety +3

      Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 Před rokem

      "Spud rubbish" is also acceptable

  • @MoviesTubeYou0675
    @MoviesTubeYou0675 Před 4 lety +39

    Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.

  • @bobg.3206
    @bobg.3206 Před 4 lety +11

    This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.

  • @amiradib1007
    @amiradib1007 Před 4 lety +156

    Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.

    • @miriambarnett2782
      @miriambarnett2782 Před 4 lety +13

      Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +5

      exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes.
      (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)

    • @PlanktoniusRex
      @PlanktoniusRex Před 4 lety +2

      Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.

    • @mariatorres9789
      @mariatorres9789 Před 4 lety +5

      I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly Před 2 lety

      Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest.
      Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too?
      He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.

  • @pablozee6359
    @pablozee6359 Před 4 lety +101

    It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.

    • @maxiepattie85
      @maxiepattie85 Před 4 lety

      I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!

  • @mr.mikaeel6264
    @mr.mikaeel6264 Před 4 lety +5

    Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)

  • @jamesfalkner2713
    @jamesfalkner2713 Před rokem +9

    People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 Před 4 lety +9

    His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 Před 3 lety +7

    One of his many observational masterpieces.

  • @13Babeloe
    @13Babeloe Před 4 lety +37

    My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you

    • @HelloDecember525
      @HelloDecember525 Před rokem +5

      I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen

  • @kbrewski1
    @kbrewski1 Před 4 lety +50

    Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there.
    It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless.
    That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!"
    We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles.
    All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years.
    Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo Před 2 lety +3

      well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 Před 2 lety +1

      That's a reply and a half

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@popcornsutton6267
      Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?

    • @wylier
      @wylier Před 2 lety +2

      thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 Před rokem +1

      Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however..
      Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!

  • @Blacknight10_YT
    @Blacknight10_YT Před 4 lety +194

    This guy is the funniest

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash Před 4 lety +47

    Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 Před rokem +17

    This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.

  • @fmap4life
    @fmap4life Před 3 lety +10

    Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old

  • @ChiquiTuni
    @ChiquiTuni Před 3 lety +8

    As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!

  • @richardpetts9661
    @richardpetts9661 Před 4 lety +69

    This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.

  • @CentaurusRelax314
    @CentaurusRelax314 Před 4 lety +9

    Holy shit-Jesus' voice: that's frickin' gold. *GOLD!*

  • @therealarien
    @therealarien Před 4 lety +29

    Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"

  • @JohnDoe-jt4cu
    @JohnDoe-jt4cu Před 4 lety +24

    There needs to be a love button!

  • @claygilchrist632
    @claygilchrist632 Před 4 lety +49

    Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!

  • @Alchemology_17
    @Alchemology_17 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I never get tired of his humor ❤😂

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC Před 3 lety +18

    I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏

  • @dustonlindeman3368
    @dustonlindeman3368 Před 2 lety +7

    Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅

  • @milesdantravis
    @milesdantravis Před 4 lety +250

    Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 Před 4 lety +7

      @Miles Travis OMG that’s some
      AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis Před 4 lety +4

      Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 Před 4 lety +1

      @Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis Před 4 lety +3

      My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis Před 4 lety +1

      It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.

  • @neogaines2418
    @neogaines2418 Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP Před 3 lety +2

    That was next level. Five arches.🤣

  • @licksnkicks1166
    @licksnkicks1166 Před 4 lety +6

    I have never watched this guy before, he’s absolutely hysterical! Wow I am so impressed.

  • @HeatherSpoonheim
    @HeatherSpoonheim Před 4 lety +42

    I go to McDonald's to get 2 cheeseburgers. It amazes me that I know I can go there right now for a cheeseburger, and it will taste EXACTLY like the first one I had, over 30 years ago. The texture is the same, the little diced onions, the spot of ketchup on one side, then the little spot of mustard on the other. I'm not saying it's a good 'cheeseburger' - I don't even think of it as a real 'cheese burger' - but it's reliable, and that counts for something.

    • @THXx1138
      @THXx1138 Před 4 lety +5

      The pickle really adds to that. Been many years since I had one and can still taste it in my mind's mouth (?)

    • @HeatherSpoonheim
      @HeatherSpoonheim Před 4 lety +2

      @@THXx1138 That's exactly what I'm talking about. I only go once or twice a year - but it never disappoints.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před 3 lety +1

      They are slightly better than those regular hamburgers but that doesn't mean much. Both are dry, tasteless pieces of garbage. It always bothered me that you need to order an item called "Royale" just to get something that actually deserves to be called a "hamburger". And if your supreme version of your brand's main item is just the starting point of the competition, something is going really wrong!
      I do have an unexplainable crush on the McRib, though. It's also something somehow unique to McDreck. But those ham and cheeseburgers? Let's face it, they are only here for two reasons: 1) to have at least one item that costs 1dollar/euro; 2) to make the expensive burgers look better and more desireable by comparison.

    • @ashleymadison9380
      @ashleymadison9380 Před 3 lety

      @@THXx1138 I fell the same way about dick!

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 Před 3 lety

      They took the sesame seeds of off the buns...

  • @bigfootseahawk9997
    @bigfootseahawk9997 Před 4 lety +8

    my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg

  • @johnmcclure3590
    @johnmcclure3590 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Your humor makes me happy, thank you

  • @coffee1207
    @coffee1207 Před 4 lety +10

    Love him and his family

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Před 4 lety +7

    As a former manager at McDonald's, he's speaking facts.

  • @1hitmovieshorts
    @1hitmovieshorts Před 9 měsíci +6

    The best McDonald's commercial ever.

  • @Marcellat
    @Marcellat Před 3 měsíci +1

    I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markrufener4172
    @markrufener4172 Před 4 lety +59

    "Hot Pockets"

  • @polyglot8
    @polyglot8 Před 3 lety +5

    The funny thing about this clip is that Jim Gaffigan is the McDonalds of Stand-up comics - a guilty pleasure too embarrassing to admit to my circle of snobby friends. And Gaffigan's CZcams clips are like McDonalds' fries - you can't stop consuming them!

  • @gapster77
    @gapster77 Před 3 lety +1

    This guy is one of a kind.

  • @MikeSmith-qr7hw
    @MikeSmith-qr7hw Před 4 lety +66

    I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 Před 4 lety +208

    I eat McDonald's once every 3 months, regret it right after, then crave it for the next 3 months

    • @dorondavid4698
      @dorondavid4698 Před 4 lety

      @ScrapChild1979 I haven't had that in years, lol

    • @a.s.4914
      @a.s.4914 Před 4 lety +1

      I don't eat McDonalds.....😁 I sometimes do the breakfast burrito. I love those packets of sauce, I want a gallon of that stuff.

    • @19mila87
      @19mila87 Před 4 lety +5

      Me too!!!! Why?!?!? 😭

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 Před 4 lety

      My country doesnt have a McDonalds and last time I ate was in Italy 2 years ago and as far as I can remember it wasnt anything special. Why do people crave it so much?

    • @tim_the_gr8_904
      @tim_the_gr8_904 Před 4 lety +1

      @@a.s.4914 Dairy queen breakfast burritos are amazing!

  • @surfpapo
    @surfpapo Před 4 lety +15

    This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪

  • @ifyoueverfind78
    @ifyoueverfind78 Před 4 lety +5

    the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman Před 4 lety +23

    It's true. "I gave you that bonus fry for a reahan" killed me and now I'm in heaven and yep, that's what Jesus sounds like.

  • @audition8170
    @audition8170 Před 4 lety +44

    he's at his best here

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite Před 4 lety +11

    A beautiful analysis of our sick, beautiful, codependent relationship with McDonald's teat. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm a therapist...I say it because I'm a human being!

  • @seafoambunny5609
    @seafoambunny5609 Před 4 lety +1

    Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite

  • @wensdott860
    @wensdott860 Před 4 lety +5

    I don't know what is funnier, this clip or the fact that I actually ate McDonald's today.........I'm loving it!!

  • @kevinhuddleston3969
    @kevinhuddleston3969 Před 3 lety +4

    That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 Před 4 lety +10

    When I worked at McDonald's I'd sometimes throw a LOT of bonus frys in the bag if I liked the customer.

  • @babusastry
    @babusastry Před rokem +1

    Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished.
    Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins1847 Před 3 lety +2

    You are loved Dude. You're a great guy!

  • @creatorsremose
    @creatorsremose Před 4 lety +16

    You're worth it, Jim. Now that I clicked your video, CZcams will recommend me McDonald's videos all week, but you're worth it.

  • @romantarango7267
    @romantarango7267 Před 4 lety +14

    Refrying fries is the best way to reheat them.

  • @jjfi9721
    @jjfi9721 Před 3 lety +2

    Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.

  • @ianpollard4501
    @ianpollard4501 Před 3 lety +4

    I laugh until I cry listening to your work. Not a single bad word too🏆

  • @P51
    @P51 Před 4 lety +22

    this is the bit that got me hooked on JG. still his best in my opinion.

    • @mlamarana
      @mlamarana Před 4 lety +1

      Craig Williams me too!

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine Před 4 lety +6

      Hot Pockets bit got me. Been a big fan ever since.

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine Před 4 lety +1

      Nick Niehaus Directions: Remove from package, place directly in toilet.

  • @Trapper50cal
    @Trapper50cal Před 3 lety +3

    "But if you care about the what the Royal Family is doing...that's Burger King." best line.

  • @woohunter1
    @woohunter1 Před rokem +7

    Fun fact: if you find a McDonalds French fry under your car seat that is a year old, it will still look as good as the day you bought it!

    • @07negative56
      @07negative56 Před 10 měsíci

      Nothing new there capital obvious. That’s been talked about for the better part of 30 years.

  • @1jesus2music3duke
    @1jesus2music3duke Před 3 lety +2

    “McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line

  • @funnyguy1256_
    @funnyguy1256_ Před 4 lety +3

    Man I love this guy. Best comedian ever

  • @caryrodda
    @caryrodda Před 4 lety +8

    I saw this bit before. It STILL gets me laughing out loud.

  • @sharmitoboylos7585
    @sharmitoboylos7585 Před rokem +1

    I love this bit. It’s brilliant, Jim.

  • @scottsirkis4531
    @scottsirkis4531 Před měsícem

    I just turned 63 on June 3rd and I love what you do and your fathertlme Bourbon.

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush Před 4 lety +180

    Big fan...

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw Před 3 lety +10

      Big "mac" fan?

    • @Mr.Handsnif
      @Mr.Handsnif Před 3 lety +6

      Most fans just go where the wind blows

    • @ameliasegan2138
      @ameliasegan2138 Před 3 lety

      You and me both sister

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr Před 2 lety +2

      Piyush Sharma : I used to be a fan....
      ....now I'm an air conditioner...

  • @kimberlybass6982
    @kimberlybass6982 Před 4 lety +9

    Best laugh master on the planet 😁

  • @jimjutsu1825
    @jimjutsu1825 Před 4 lety +2

    I got a Jim Gaffigan ad for a Jim Gaffigan video. Aren't I special?