"Sometimes I Lie on Stage..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand Up (Quality Time)
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Jimmy is like a classic rock album, I can listen to it over and over and it never gets old.
My wife loves watching Dateline as well.
I sleep with one eye open now
Dateline, "it started off as the perfect marriage " Jim, you nailed it 👌👌👌👌
The delivery was spot on.
I die laughing everytime I watch this bit when he says that line 😂😂😂
Right??🤣🤣🤣
Yep!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You took a vow, do it yourself"
So dang funny.
Jim can make any circumstance funny. He is the best standup artist there is.
Jim is a true hero. Snipping off all those locks probably saved the bridge from collapsing at some point down the line.
The spicy ice cream bit has and will always be my all time favorite joke!
And now I’m going to wrestle someone’s mom!
I'd share....
but Santa said that I can't!!
K August ahahah same
@Sun-Eagle Cherokee I like it with habaneros.
I like his quiet “person in the audience” voice. He and his wife make a perfect team.
Jim and his wife are awesome! Let's get cookin!!!
Yep perfect team, until someone buys some cinderblocks
Same lol
google inc lol
I imagine it to be a judgemental "church lady" in the audience judging his performance! :)
National treasure.
Stuck at home, drowning in the bad news of the world, I clicked on a CZcams video of a centaur masquerading as Jim Gaffigan. Since then I’ve had dinner with the Gaffigan family, learned a few cooking tips, subscribed to Jim’s CZcams channel, and started texting back and forth with him. Daily news is still bad but my mood is sure better.
Does his wife know?
RunAMuckGirl2 🤣
yes, same... it is a now scheduled part of my day...
I call it, "going to the Jim"... doesn't matter if people don't understand what I mean...
xD
He's really *killing* it with this platform.
Murderer. Smh.
Jennifer Martin -
Allow me to explain, “(insert anything you want to make up)”
"I would do anything for my wife & that's part of my alibi!" 😆 😆 😆
Your wife is blessed to have you for sure Jim. God speed!
When your kid loves spicy food, the "this is spicy, you wouldn't' like it" line makes him want it even more.
I love that you make me laugh out loud without hearing one word of profanity or describing women as bitches. Funny thing is, EVEN I CURSE!! I just appreciate your skill.
His material is so fresh and funny
Spicy ice cream and wrestling mom...started my day with a laugh and “this sounds familiar”. Thanks Jim ! ❤️ 🇨🇦
He had me going with searching for a hardware store, but then with the bolt cutters!! 🤣😆
My favorite comedian, by far. Funny and observant..
Your getting your own XM station! Awesome Jim 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 your definitely BIG TIME! The Netflix show was great! Congratulations
takes a lot of intelligence and talent to present this calibre of funnyness and craziness! He brings so much laughter to an ordinary day.
Chris rock said, you've never been truly in love if you haven't seriously considered murder.
🤣😂🤣
Nailed it on describing Dateline!😂😂😂 Thank you for making me laugh 😍😚
Thank you Jim for making me laugh during the hard times been so sick thank you
When he goes meta with that whispering audience voice 😂 brace yourselves 😂😂☠️☠️☠️
"Husbands who kills their wives; wives who kill their husband. Sometimes they hire someone else to do it - which, seems a little impersonal."
5:49 that was an amazing expectation subversion😂
Your mouth is open and already your nose has extended beyond normality 😂
LMBO on the marriage/murder. My husband started watching Dateline and other murder/mystery shows, almost to the exclusion of anything else. It got so bad I started to wonder if he was looking for pointers. We divorced not long after; and I think I dodged a bullet (literally)... 🤔
What if it was an axe?
@@csrb338 That too! 🤣🤣
@@mickib1592 Or crossbow
@@CollinMcLean 🤣🤣🤣
I could never trust a person that doesn't lie.
@M Detlef I 'liked' your comment , actually loved it,
I just wish I could spell it.... brillant , you know what I mean....: )
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't with Jim sometimes. He is too much.
Hey man. Just wanted to give you a small token of gratitude from the far north of Iceland. I love comedy, started with Pryor on vinyl 30 years ago and I've always liked the lines comedians dance on. I have been checking some of your stuff and I really like it. So thanks for doing your routines and letting us enjoy it.
Unnar Thor
My wife likes Dateline, so I started taking notes. Thanks, Jim.
Everyday you keep us laughing to keep from crying......Thanks Jim 😎
I can't think of anyone funnier than Jim Gaffigan!
Jim is a genius! I have watched Jim a lot on CZcams, and the first part of this stand up about lying and murder is my favourite of his performances! Thanks for posting this!
"It's over. It's over. You're free."
Love Jim’s comedy!
Jim, I have been watching your stand up for a long time now. I believe there have been and are currently very few comedic geniuses in the entertainment industry, but I believe with my whole heart that you are one of them. You are very gifted and talented. I hope you and your family are safe, healthy and happy during this pandemic.
I know you probably won’t see this message, and for sure you won’t respond, but I wanted to get my thoughts out there.
Jim you are the best. I watch your show every day when I have time. You make me smile by myself. Sometimes if I can’t find new show, I would watch the same show and you still make me smile. You are the best. Thank you very much.
He "Murdered" this set thou!
Oh jimmy, We love you bro. You are hilarious! One of the best comedians of all time!
I believe EVERYTHING! 😇
You totally murdered that set.🗡🔨🪓🔒
“Even when I tell my children not to lie, I’m kinda lying to them.”
What a thumbnail.
My hubby went to work in Germany X 9 months. While there he went to the Louis Vuitton store. He wasn’t going to let me put every dime he made over there on a bill. Even when the other guys ribbed him, he still went into that store, bought me a purse, wallet, and make up bag. He was such a good guy, I miss him every single day. 💔😢
The structure in this bit is absolutely exemplary
These videos make me happy. My hubby and saw the bridge of locks in Paris near Notre Dame cathedral before the had to take them all down because they were ruining the bridge due to the weight of the locks. I’ve seen them in a few countries and it’s very interesting. But I love my Jim Gaffigan videos and look forward to them every day. Jim is one of my favorite favorite comedians!
Jim I love you...... in a completely platonic way.
Jim, I’ve seen every single one of your Netflix specials and I never get tired of them!!!! I was supposed to do one of your routines for a forensics competition before this whole covid thing happened... and I just wanna say keep up the good work!!!!!
I learned of Jim Gaffigan from my mom,. She lovingly suggested him to me. Great comedian, a natural.
“is that my bike lock?” 😂
MIREYA EN TEXAS That made me laugh out loud hahaha
M K 😂
It's *A* bike lock.
this is an instant sub. ashamed never heard of this guy but I love his laid back performance. He is a fish in the water. Very funny!
“Is that my bike lock?”
is when i died
Hi Jim thanks so much for all the great laughter and giggles especially at this time. Big thanks also to your family!! Love the Gaffigans and your show Let's Get Cookin!! Continue on man!! You give peoples heart a lot of pleasure!! From Qualicum B.C. Canada!!
Jim your comedy is straight fire. The wrestle with mom joke lol and fibs n murders, love how u tied it all together.
Thank you for these daily posts! Now, bring back "Let's Get Cookin' " Maybe Beefcake edition????
Why am I in stitches, even though I've seen it several times 😂🤣, the "psycho's" voice was too much
Thank God for Jim Gaffigan. He has helped me not be so sad and depressed during these super depressing "unprecedented" times. And remember folks, Make American Great Again. Dump Trump in 2020.
Great comedic writing!
Thanks
Thanks for the loughs!
Jim’s stories always go so in depth! It drives me crazy how funny this man is! And his wife because they write together 💜 I’m dead after this one
Are you aware that, with your last sentence, you just cast a spell /affirmation of death on yourself?
Are you aware that, with your last sentence, you just cast a spell /affirmation of death on yourself?
I love that he likes and actually reads the comments people write, so cool!
Nah, he's smart, comedy ore can be found everywhere
Another hit.
Jim’s jokes kill
This is from my favorite Jim Gaffigan stand up. The Untucked Shirt, Irish Billy Joelle, Appendix.. My absolute favorite.
"Never drop acid" is what I took away from this.
Our daily experience of you, and now your family, is joy... just sayin'. 💞 THX!
I love this one.
I was at your show in Cologne! I remember your jokes about the locks on the bridge and the annoyed lady who served you the sausage! It was a great show!
Love the content, thanks for making people laugh!
Jim, it's 2:30am... can we start the premier already, I'm hungry. Ok I'm lying, I just finished eating but get this party started! You know how impatient we New Yorkers are... move it already!
*It's over* *you're free* . 😂
Thanks Jim.
I missed your live, 😥 you read like me. 😉 Love you Jim 💝 so does my daughter! 💕 ✌ 💚 🌹🌹🌹 🌹🌹🌹 🌹🌹🌹 🌹🌹🌹
Just finished watching Dinner with the Gaffigans, and now this 🤗
The best ever 🙂
It's always special to break the 999 likes into the thousands.
Your impression of DATELINE is spot on, so funny! I watched this last week and I see it again. Just hilarious 😂 I'm sure my neighbors think I'm like the guy that first put a lock on a bridge 😂 😁 Thank you, Jim
You killed it.
Love the murder jokes! And Jim I can appreciate a good lie any day of the week, lol
You fantastic human. Life is so much better with you in it!
Thanks for your videos I needed a good laugh today 💕
Love you Jim you’re fricken hilarious!
This whole piece is sooooo true. I try not to fib, but the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny forced my hand. Marriage and growing up contributed to the problem, too. 🤣😂
I love Quality Time.
Dateline yes!!
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
Brilliant!!!!!!
This is gold Jim, gold.
Just always be yourself... you are the best !
Jim you make me laugh so hard thank you Jim
Quality stuff, and most importantly, right length while I’m wrapping up ‘paper work’
I do too. But only when I’m REALLY tired. 😊
Your videos really brighten my day :) Thank you
1:52 Hahahaha! 😂😂😂
With that last bit - when he's playing the creep with the lock, he looks and sounds like he could play Jud Fry, the bad guy from "Oklahoma!".
Oh my GOD, Jim is always hilarious!!! LMAO!!
Genius ..all I can say
I certainly agree. What I find amazing is that another comic genius - Brian Regan - shares a very similar style to Jim. It's like the both of them have 'evolved' to comic perfection separately , but reached the same place. I could absolutely picture Brian doing Jim's bit about being truthful when late for a meeting ("I dont value your time") in exactly the same way, same facial expressions, everything. Sometimes they seem so alike it's uncanny.
This was right on time for me today. Needed the laughter. God Bless
6:15 I always thought that the first guy who did that was a lock salesman.