[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

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  • čas přidán 14. 07. 2018
  • The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
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    Co Edited with SuperWiiBros08 / superwiibros08
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Komentáře • 13K

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 Před 4 lety +10013

    Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

    • @modifish68
      @modifish68 Před 4 lety +337

      Wait really?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 Před 4 lety +1033

      It’s also loaded with other viruses.

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 Před 3 lety +768

      Super Mario
      F O R E V E R

    • @bio6066
      @bio6066 Před 3 lety +464

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
      Super Mario
      **F O R E V E R**

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche Před 3 lety +464

      Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

  • @emmammamia1353
    @emmammamia1353 Před 4 lety +2162

    Joel: plays solitaire
    Vista: *dies*
    Joel: downloads tons of viruses
    Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

    • @iamsk8
      @iamsk8 Před 4 lety +40

      Seems legit

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 Před 4 lety +48

      The wonders of technolo-
      *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

    • @liquidalumina7141
      @liquidalumina7141 Před 4 lety +25

      @@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

    • @6d696
      @6d696 Před 3 lety +23

      I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 Před 3 lety +18

      Alumina antivirus is not enough

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Před rokem +2047

    Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 Před 7 měsíci +110

      The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s Před 2 měsíci

      @@100purenacl3 hjj

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s Před 2 měsíci

      Ghhuuiiio

    • @lacriaturadekentucky
      @lacriaturadekentucky Před 2 měsíci +4

      This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi Před měsícem +2

      I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

  • @ashketchum1338
    @ashketchum1338 Před 2 lety +2052

    16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

  • @awesomeshoe8312
    @awesomeshoe8312 Před 4 lety +7437

    Protogent: is a virus
    Bonzi: exists
    Protogent: *switch sides*

    • @reagantorrey69
      @reagantorrey69 Před 4 lety +658

      *Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

    • @LopThighsLol
      @LopThighsLol Před 4 lety +227

      Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

    • @tackwardsfongjump1800
      @tackwardsfongjump1800 Před 4 lety +421

      *Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 Před 4 lety +268

      *protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

    • @tonnytomas8342
      @tonnytomas8342 Před 4 lety +15

      @@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist Před 5 lety +23712

    "You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

    • @mv3507
      @mv3507 Před 5 lety +48

      Hey astro

    • @alexbarbeau
      @alexbarbeau Před 5 lety +30

      Why shmello there my good sire

    • @ourboi545
      @ourboi545 Před 5 lety +11

      Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

    • @starman213alekander7
      @starman213alekander7 Před 5 lety +4

      Hi aztro

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 Před 5 lety +38

      If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar Před 2 lety +1666

    14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

  • @wildman510
    @wildman510 Před 2 lety +757

    The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

    • @OKobern
      @OKobern Před rokem +25

      wait, protogen?

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Před rokem +17

      @@OKobern protegent

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Před 11 měsíci +12

      ​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

    • @crabsnake4556
      @crabsnake4556 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@crabsnake4556 depends on who you ask

  • @17hitcombooo
    @17hitcombooo Před 5 lety +12738

    *_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

  • @someperson46
    @someperson46 Před 4 lety +3601

    Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ Před 11 měsíci +233

    15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

    • @DrevikkDrevik
      @DrevikkDrevik Před 5 měsíci +26

      Task failed successfully

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi Před měsícem +1

      I thought it detect system32

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 Před 11 dny

      @@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

    • @cobaltong
      @cobaltong Před 5 dny

      i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

    • @DMXRUSER
      @DMXRUSER Před 4 dny

      @@cobaltonglolwut

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 Před 2 lety +655

    Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Před 2 lety +61

      Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

    • @sliver_inheart
      @sliver_inheart Před 2 lety +68

      Yeah, the PC Optimizer

    • @bonniethehedgefox9139
      @bonniethehedgefox9139 Před rokem +43

      ​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Před rokem +65

      @@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Před 11 měsíci +34

      Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu Před 3 lety +5586

    "It cost $33 to get a grandma"
    Ferb i know what we're going to do today

  • @maxywaxy34
    @maxywaxy34 Před 3 lety +3087

    The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 Před 3 lety +365

      protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 Před 3 lety +67

      It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 Před 3 lety +2

      @Gorbo it’s a virus

    • @jakep7996
      @jakep7996 Před 2 lety +9

      Bonzi was ran as administrator though

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 2 lety

      @@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord Před 2 lety +620

    16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.

  • @Altazor-fh9of
    @Altazor-fh9of Před 2 lety +103

    8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 Před 5 lety +2951

    6:45
    it didn't lie
    It really is
    New Super Mario FOREVER

  • @FrickinRumbi
    @FrickinRumbi Před 3 lety +9076

    If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

    • @daweirdwaulrus8614
      @daweirdwaulrus8614 Před 3 lety +216

      Big oof

    • @1z-krel11
      @1z-krel11 Před 3 lety +300

      Plot twist

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng Před 3 lety +675

      Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR Před 3 lety +367

      Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones Před 3 lety +224

      ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
      It wasn't really wrong.

  • @crateman222
    @crateman222 Před 2 lety +186

    11:42 this laugh gave me an extra 10 years of life

    • @theradiantbeast3478
      @theradiantbeast3478 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Fr 💀
      He sounds like a tea kettle

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar Před 7 měsíci +3

      Joe Santagato type laugh 🤣

    • @MintTheProtogen
      @MintTheProtogen Před 4 měsíci +1

      Replay the laugh over and over again. Live forever.

  • @jkfootybros9425
    @jkfootybros9425 Před 8 měsíci +36

    7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel Před 5 lety +3412

    The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

    • @Alfe5
      @Alfe5 Před 5 lety +76

      But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @hekirb3382
      @hekirb3382 Před 5 lety +258

      Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

    • @lugi7372
      @lugi7372 Před 5 lety +148

      You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 Před 5 lety +4

      Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

    • @defaltpearce3187
      @defaltpearce3187 Před 5 lety +24

      It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 Před 4 lety +4805

    I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

  • @ericn.5263
    @ericn.5263 Před 2 lety +69

    11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

  • @Nuclear_Nachoz
    @Nuclear_Nachoz Před 5 měsíci +18

    Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
    and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
    Who will be next.

  • @Matt-oo8qn
    @Matt-oo8qn Před 4 lety +2555

    "Lets try solitaire let's try that"
    *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 Před 4 lety +41

      You: REDDIT MOMENT
      Me: REDDIT MOMENT
      Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
      REDDIT MOMENT

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames Před 4 lety +12

      Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 Před 4 lety +31

      KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 Před 4 lety +2

      Mat

    • @yoak
      @yoak Před 4 lety +9

      Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi Před 4 lety +3577

    *Uses Bonzify.*
    "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
    *Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
    *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

  • @joelybean937
    @joelybean937 Před 2 lety +173

    15:53 this is the funniest most intense thing i have ever witnessed

    • @Adster2008
      @Adster2008 Před 2 lety +4

      Ikr

    • @radovan6231
      @radovan6231 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes so funny indeed

    • @OfficialKarkatVantas
      @OfficialKarkatVantas Před rokem +3

      "Ah, uh.. Protogent!" - Joel, frantically scrabbling through the 500 separate windows he has open to find Protogent, only to call it a swine.

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ Před 9 měsíci +21

    12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow Před 3 lety +7361

    Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

    • @TinikTV2575
      @TinikTV2575 Před 3 lety +20

      @DoomBoi теперь русская?

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken Před 3 lety +44

      16:19 in case you wanted to know

    • @blackr3v193
      @blackr3v193 Před 3 lety +32

      *Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. Před 3 lety +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @NASCARRebirth
      @NASCARRebirth Před 3 lety +18

      KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 Před 5 lety +5068

    Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

  • @quesadibro1245
    @quesadibro1245 Před 2 lety +59

    6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Před rokem +36

    4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
    Beautiful.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 3 lety +785

    6:46
    When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

  • @jakeb.7997
    @jakeb.7997 Před 4 lety +4566

    15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 Před 4 lety +179

      top. 10. anime. battles.

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires Před 4 lety +53

      4th Wall breaks

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 Před 4 lety +163

      So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba Před 4 lety +244

      It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
      It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

    • @zepsipepsi
      @zepsipepsi Před 4 lety +9

      @@cuvsly XD

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 Před 2 lety +43

    13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

  • @urrikaa
    @urrikaa Před 2 lety +33

    Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 Před 4 lety +1081

    "I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

    • @TheOfficalMrMemeMan
      @TheOfficalMrMemeMan Před 3 lety +46

      KRAMER NO

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 Před 3 lety +21

      Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

    • @Rogi6XD
      @Rogi6XD Před 3 lety +1

      guys help i don't get it

    • @T32Squad
      @T32Squad Před 3 lety +6

      Kramer goes to war

  • @losermanthing
    @losermanthing Před 5 lety +1603

    2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

  • @TheHoosierYankee
    @TheHoosierYankee Před 3 měsíci +7

    Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Před 11 měsíci +14

    I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

    • @MKTB22
      @MKTB22 Před 11 měsíci +9

      It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

  • @adamfuents
    @adamfuents Před 3 lety +1816

    Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
    Correct: "I delete.... files"

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor Před 3 lety +31

      You can streamline that a tad.
      "I delete... files"

    • @adamfuents
      @adamfuents Před 3 lety +3

      @@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

    • @user-dx5wm1uz9d
      @user-dx5wm1uz9d Před 3 lety +12

      I delete... recovered... files

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 Před 3 lety +1

      YeH bOi

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro Před 3 lety +4

      I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
      To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli Před 3 lety +3159

    This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 Před 3 lety +106

      We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

    • @dummazzmusic
      @dummazzmusic Před 3 lety +91

      Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 Před 3 lety +21

      D E E T A

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator Před 3 lety +54

      @@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheNathannator *y e s*

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67

    7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base Před 2 měsíci +6

    1:13
    SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
    It was super effective!
    WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

  • @fluffy_jamo7216
    @fluffy_jamo7216 Před 5 lety +1800

    «the donate link just goes to porn»
    Joel - 2018

    • @inspirationalman1752
      @inspirationalman1752 Před 5 lety +46

      At least someone cared about privacy.
      "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

    • @schuylordgaming4544
      @schuylordgaming4544 Před 5 lety +17

      Sounds like a great donation link

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 Před 5 lety +3

      Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

    • @kamikaze2812
      @kamikaze2812 Před 5 lety +6

      2017*

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT Před 5 lety +1

      @Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz Před 5 lety +1415

    *UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

  • @glitchyboi50
    @glitchyboi50 Před rokem +16

    I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 Před rokem +42

    Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT Před 5 lety +6335

    Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

    • @abstractidiocy
      @abstractidiocy Před 5 lety +86

      Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @SlemyJemy
      @SlemyJemy Před 5 lety +10

      Weaponised Nep same

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace Před 5 lety +45

      Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi Před 5 lety +9

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @alessandrorizzi2871
      @alessandrorizzi2871 Před 5 lety +26

      This is a ✨Special✨ comment

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 Před 5 lety +883

    "It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
    -Joel, 2018

    • @modestasrimsa3791
      @modestasrimsa3791 Před 5 lety +2

      😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Před 5 lety +16

      Imma take a bite out of that!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 Před 5 lety +4

      Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk Před 5 lety

      Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 Před 5 lety

      Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

  • @marshall7439
    @marshall7439 Před 2 lety +10

    love how you ignore Protegent trying to help you from the Bonzify thing, then scream "YOU SWINE !" at their mascot.

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka13 Před 2 lety +24

    9:10 Protogent predicted the pandemic

  • @ieatfood728
    @ieatfood728 Před 5 lety +821

    Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
    *Completely normal*

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos Před 4 lety +2680

    Protogent: warns joel about the virus
    Joel: *ignores*
    *Computer dies*
    Joel: Protogent, you swine!!!
    Protogent: Am I a joke to you?

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 Před rokem +6

    This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

  • @DEATHCON_1
    @DEATHCON_1 Před 2 lety +19

    0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu Před 5 lety +1247

    *GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

  • @scoutdy6547
    @scoutdy6547 Před 5 lety +415

    "The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

    • @keebo_
      @keebo_ Před 5 lety +9

      how egirls be like

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 Před 5 lety +1

      you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 Před 5 lety +2

      Rick and Morty reference?

    • @h4zemuny
      @h4zemuny Před 5 lety +1

      Rick and Morty Reference????

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 Před 5 lety +2

      IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

  • @Maurogabproductions
    @Maurogabproductions Před rokem +5

    14:55 an tartarus production

  • @matthewlillibridge9185
    @matthewlillibridge9185 Před 2 měsíci +3

    6:08 the fact that that is LITTLE BIG PLANET music makes me laugh so hard 😭😭

  • @tails230
    @tails230 Před 5 lety +177

    How to Windows Vista Destruction
    1. Load up Vista
    2. Open Solitare
    3. Call it a day.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @RaymanSingsSexbomb
      @RaymanSingsSexbomb Před 2 lety

      funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 Před 5 lety +1248

    i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 Před 5 lety +18

      Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 Před 5 lety +45

      *A visual representation of this*
      Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
      Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
      Protogent: At what?
      Joel: 16:11

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber Před 5 lety +6

      To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

    • @codeisstupid2723
      @codeisstupid2723 Před 4 lety +1

      Exactly, he had every reason to say
      Y O U
      S W I N E ! ! ! !

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 Před 4 lety

      Only playing solitaire would have saved him

  • @julianmocs2346
    @julianmocs2346 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Probably one of my favourite videos on yt, I always come back to it

  • @Bobo-wp2bw
    @Bobo-wp2bw Před rokem +11

    PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist*
    Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”

  • @AquaticFuzExtras
    @AquaticFuzExtras Před 5 lety +402

    Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude Před 4 lety +538

    “It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

    • @anothername7033
      @anothername7033 Před 4 lety +5

      Yo wassup n e s s

    • @--46200
      @--46200 Před 4 lety +18

      I thought it cost 100 cookies

    • @thelordscrusaders387
      @thelordscrusaders387 Před 4 lety +5

      @N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime Před 4 lety +4

      “ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime Před 4 lety +6

      “And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede Před 6 měsíci +4

    13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

  • @JerseyMapping
    @JerseyMapping Před 2 lety +10

    16:46 I had hiccups and this fixed it, thanks Bonzi!

  • @kbwouldlovethis8790
    @kbwouldlovethis8790 Před 3 lety +868

    2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 Před 3 lety +31

      At least pre-SP2.
      Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 Před 3 lety +17

      Neither does much else these days.

  • @thedarkarts881
    @thedarkarts881 Před 3 lety +1936

    1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

  • @jess648
    @jess648 Před 2 lety +9

    despite the abysmal uncanny graphics style of New Super Mario Forever its a surprisingly decent platformer

  • @mediocrityproductions
    @mediocrityproductions Před 10 měsíci +2

    i cant wait for Windows - joel distruction

  • @Dooge
    @Dooge Před 5 lety +415

    Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

    • @ianhampton3568
      @ianhampton3568 Před 5 lety +11

      Like a chromebook lmao

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella Před 5 lety

      Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge Před 5 lety +1

      DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella Před 5 lety

      Dooge you know i had to do it to em

  • @Mesanyx
    @Mesanyx Před 5 lety +2408

    This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

    • @Shelltoast
      @Shelltoast Před 5 lety +126

      Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

    • @Caz122
      @Caz122 Před 5 lety +17

      Manu14 welcome, brother.

    • @beatpapes
      @beatpapes Před 5 lety +35

      Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

    • @TheUltimateXenox
      @TheUltimateXenox Před 5 lety

      Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra Před 5 lety +11

      One of us, one of us.
      Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

  • @prod_yalad
    @prod_yalad Před 2 lety +7

    13:17 Type two, detectable

  • @Wowcan69
    @Wowcan69 Před 8 měsíci +2

    *I FORGOT I HAD IT SET TO GUN!* had me LAUGHING my ass off

  • @archivushka
    @archivushka Před 4 lety +571

    9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm Před 5 lety +2322

    2:25 average gmod workshop experience

    • @proxy7011
      @proxy7011 Před 5 lety +118

      I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega Před 4 lety +92

      Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

    • @Kobydalegend
      @Kobydalegend Před 4 lety +61

      I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

    • @Canzaijohn_SYG
      @Canzaijohn_SYG Před 4 lety +15

      This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez Před 4 lety +16

      400 add-ons needs to be installed...

  • @SuicideShow
    @SuicideShow Před 3 měsíci

    Dude this video is so nostalgic to watch and everytime I get a laugh 😭 Thank you Joel for making my childhood memories

  • @spacewd
    @spacewd Před 6 měsíci +1

    This video is my checkpoint. The intro is the checkpoints theme. I keep coming back to it

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt Před 5 lety +1387

    This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

    • @TheSpoignantest
      @TheSpoignantest Před 5 lety +2

      ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

    • @Toastyisburning
      @Toastyisburning Před 5 lety +1

      With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

    • @180treehouse4
      @180treehouse4 Před 5 lety +1

      ScatterVolt Yeah

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 Před 5 lety +3

      it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

    • @mulppi8797
      @mulppi8797 Před 5 lety

      ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 Před 5 lety +651

    11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

  • @nezcron
    @nezcron Před 2 lety +1

    every year I go back to this series and watch it all

  • @moarmosspatoproductions1475

    "I didn't know that Wario was my boss."
    - Joel

  • @THEEXPUNGEDKISSER
    @THEEXPUNGEDKISSER Před 4 lety +467

    "You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven Před 5 lety +450

    Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

  • @ob1kenobi748
    @ob1kenobi748 Před 2 lety

    This definitely one of my most favourite Windows destruction videos 😆

  • @geometryontrack2991
    @geometryontrack2991 Před rokem +4

    I hope Joel sees this.
    So i was at a office store in a mall, and there were computers! But it only had a mouse but it was 6 monitors, so, i went to the pc, typed in "Vargskelethor Joel Windows Vista destruction" and clicked on this video. The PC was connected to the store's speakers, so when i played it, i literally heard it when i was away from the screen. I officialy trolled a store.

  • @vistassbu1749
    @vistassbu1749 Před 5 lety +725

    As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

    • @jackielynnthomas3360
      @jackielynnthomas3360 Před 5 lety +47

      Why can't you play solitare?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd Před 5 lety +22

      Windows Vista
      *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk Před 5 lety +11

      Dude please I need to play card game

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja Před 5 lety +15

      Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

    • @bolitetown7891
      @bolitetown7891 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

  • @mothman8387
    @mothman8387 Před 3 lety +292

    "When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*

  • @GummyBoi
    @GummyBoi Před rokem +3

    i was drinking diet mountain dew and when joel said "your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " the drink straight up ejected through my nostrils

  • @tastypotato9272
    @tastypotato9272 Před 2 lety +3

    Seeing the protogent mascot felt weirldy nostalgic since I watched that show he was ripped from all of the time when I was younger
    But like, nostalgic in every bad and horrible way possible.

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 Před 4 lety +813

    8:19 The Man Himself,
    𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
    MY FAVORITE!

    • @ayyyple
      @ayyyple Před 4 lety +1

      Whats the Song in the beginninh?

    • @22snazario
      @22snazario Před 4 lety +3

      Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 Před 4 lety +1

      Vat dos dat meen?

    • @crystalevereagan9781
      @crystalevereagan9781 Před 4 lety +1

      Thank You For The 696 Likes!

    • @robertslayer2352
      @robertslayer2352 Před 4 lety +2

      Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
      (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 Před 4 lety +762

    11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

    • @Bubster1117
      @Bubster1117 Před 4 lety +50

      he is

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 Před 4 lety +58

      @@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen Před 3 lety +2

      Same.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 3 lety +2

      El O El™

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 Před 3 lety +4

      I grew up with that show too.

  • @MrImpytheEpicOne
    @MrImpytheEpicOne Před 6 měsíci +3

    pros: everything
    cons: it has an ending

  • @Theepicrichard420
    @Theepicrichard420 Před rokem +4

    The most iconic one in my opinion

  • @luminism
    @luminism Před 5 lety +637

    This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian Před 5 lety +140

      Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

    • @RogueRaichu
      @RogueRaichu Před 5 lety +32

      sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

    • @zelbekon
      @zelbekon Před 5 lety +25

      yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

    • @3dipto
      @3dipto Před 5 lety

      Jobel*

  • @robo-dale3746
    @robo-dale3746 Před 4 lety +394

    12:23 "MmmMMmmM iLL tAkE A biTE oUt oF tHat"
    ~Grandma Joel 2018

  • @StanczykFTP
    @StanczykFTP Před 2 lety +27

    why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein

  • @fugninmdiffuser
    @fugninmdiffuser Před 2 lety +2

    6:58 t̷̨̢̻͓̱̼̩̯̗̙͓͓̥̬̪͈̤͍̖̭̲̤̼̗̤̳̗̱̫͇̯̱̭̥͆̅̂̎͜͜ͅh̸̨̨̢̢̧̡̡̧̧̡̺͎̪̺͓̝͎͍̪̳̬̥̮̼͚͇̹̪̲̗̯͙͓̦̫̖̩̼̫̗͎͍̟͉̼̹̀̅̈́̓̂͂̉̂̉̌̎̈́̏̈̒͑̚͜è̸̡̢͖̥̲̠̻͖̱͕͕̳͔͕͖͔̘̯̦̔̍͂̌̈́͑͊́̍̏͒̀̀̀̎̚̕̕r̵̨̯̝͍̦̰̮̖̘̭̖͋͌̓̈́͒͆̌̽̏̽̑̎̍̇́̀̈̅̅̀͗̔̽̾̑̽̚͘̚̕͜͠ͅę̷̨̧̢̛͓͚̹̯̱̙͉̦͓̟͕̪͖͍̺̥͉͖̟͕̭͉̪̳́̄̃̿̈́́̋̂̆̏̈̿͜͜ͅ ̴̧̧̭͓̰͔̺̤̬̟͓̼͕̖͉͙̼͉̝̠̻͚̬̥͓̲̃̈́̋͌͊̊̑̀͜͝͠ͅi̷̧̟̩̝̬̩̫͔͇̭̮̹̜͆̒̒́̽̌̈́̋̈́̿͆̌̌̓́̐̑͒̋̾͊͘̚s̵̭̈́̋̾̃̆ ̸̧̛̛̘̳͚̝͙͚̺͌͋̅͑̈́͋̈́̃̿̔̇̏̒̋͛̑́̍̽͊͂́͗̇̽̕̚͘͘͠͠͠͝n̵͙̰̥̟̞̝̤͇͈̱̱͙͇̘̗̤̈́̍̈͒̈́̔͗̐́͐̆͋͊͑̀͋̆͊̽̿̋̈́͒̒̕͝o̵̢̡͚͍̥͇͓̝̗̘̺̘̿̉͒́̀̔͌́́̏͝ ̵̛̻͔̄̂͑͐̽̽͊̒̆͑͂̄̆̐͑̋̿̈͛̓͝ē̸̡̡̢̧̡̡̫̦̹̠̙̫͉͕̪͚̥̘̯͇͇͍̬̦͈̥̻̟̱̯͉͚͍̭͍̜͂͜ͅș̷̡̨̱̣̮͖̩͔̼̺̖͕̯̰͓̬̳͈̩̟̬̣̞̥̠̠̯͎͕̖͇̖̼̳̋̆̃ͅc̸̡̧̨̛̥̰͖̘̭̗̞̹͇̗̹͎̦͇̯̥̟̳̲̩̣̙̺͈̲̦̏̋̋͐̓̿̅͑͊̏̂͛̌̓͑̒͆͐̍͂͂̔̒͋́̌̋̍̉̾̀͑̈̑̍̇̂͘̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅȃ̴̢̧̨̨͙̙͍̮̗̹̭̩̰͍̥͓̠͇̳̦͈̖͚̬̪̥̮͉̘̖͔̺͈̩̫͈̣̟͎̻̜̳̤͇̼̓͗̑͛͊̍̀̉͛̅̍̀͆̊̏̕̚͜͝ͅͅṕ̷̜̖̟̱͐͑̉̔̓͋͌̇͛̀̽͆̀̈̈̃̂̓̋̎͒̀͑̍̋͒̽̄̎́̄̿́͛̊̾̄̀́̓̒̂̕̚̚̚̕̕é̴̢̨̖̱͉̖̯̪̫̲̘̹̮͙̲̹̙̱̦͓͇͎͈͕͈̤̞͎̭̞̹̲̥̆͒̾̍͊͛̈́̓͋̕͜ͅͅ