[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA Definitive Edition ( Sprunk Savefile Corruption )
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- Sprunk'd it.
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Regardless how GTA6 turns out, if there's an easter egg of a dead body surrounded by Sprunk and a bluescreened computer, I will buy it
Rockstar write this down
But it has to be an overweight black man with an eyepatch
@@B1GHaunter and an afro
If GTA VI ever comes out, and this is in it, I will fucking sell my possessions to get the most expensive edition.
Well it would be a good sign, because it means that they are willing to admit their mistakes
FACT: Drinking 1000 cans of soda corrupts your save irl too.
@ShinyMoltres sorry but there is a fail save that prevents this from happening
Its called throwing up
@@unquestionableexistance8704 there's another bug called a heart attack
@@bobbywastaken It's not a bug. It's a feature
all at once though
@@bobbywastaken Bug is a strong word, per see, but it's still an unintended feature. Overclocking your heart was never really meant to happen during normal gameplay, but if you do it right, you can achieve faster blood circulation, letting you heal faster than other players. The issue is that the heart entity can end up triggering the anti-lag feature and hanging it up until another entity interacts with it, which you do not want as the heart is what keeps other vital organs alive.
“I’m playing this game once, and I’m never playing it again!”
The game took that quite literally.
The game: “And I took that personally”
? San Andreas will remember that.
The game: Well then I got you covered, buddy!
I love how "I sprunk the game"
Is now a phrase
I'm looking forward to "Honey I Sprunk'd the Kids".
Get Sprunk'ed
@@anankos795 no no, just sprunk
he sprunk the kids
I love how Joel and roosterteeth have both independently decided that sprunked and fucked are the same word
sprunked
CJ has such a bad heart attack he literally dies forever
You know what they say
YOLO
I had a good giggle at your comment
He got permanently wasted
Never drink and drink
This is the power of Sprunk Requiem
A quick Google search says that one can of Sprunk is 800 calories. CJ chugged 496,800 calories worth of gamer sludge in less than a day.
Thats about 1% of what nickacado avocado eats every second.
Joel ascended to legendary gamer that the glitchy mess that is the definitive edition couldn't handle it
enough calories for like 2/3 of a year
gamers have a much faster metabolism than regular people, that's how they manage to not die
@@blorgle no gamer do die, just that they respawn shortly after making it seem like they never died
“I sprunked it” has to be one of the most legendary lines ever said in history
still doesn't beat "I ducked up"
Closely followed by " I _drank_ the _game_ to *death* "
And he didn’t get a SINGLE copyright claim on this video. FUCKING. LEGEND.
The glitch is so strong, it even caused CZcams’s content ID to fail.
Just a little quick fun video before a huge video drops next week, hint: destruction.
Win11 surely. Could be Linux or macOS but I doubt it
super duper fart games destruction? question mark?
New world record for fastest main channel upload after a stream
SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Oh hell yeah, aynoos destruction vargPog
Technical info for nerds:
This glitch actually exists in all versions of San Andreas, including the original PS2, Xbox, and PC versions. This glitch happens because the model of the Sprunk can stays inside the vending machine after CJ drinks it and it doesn't despawn unless CJ leaves the area. The game keeps track of how many objects can be loaded at once, and each can takes up a slot. Since each can never despawns, each can takes up one space in storage. After a while, this causes the game to crash, due to all of the slots in memory being filled up with Sprunk cans.
You might be asking why Joel's save is "corrupted":
The Definitive Version's auto-save feature just so happened to auto-save the very moment Joel drank the final can, which caused the saved object slots to be filled up. This made it so the save file would permanently have its memory filled up, causing a crash on load.
Believe it or not someone else discovered this bug years ago and patched it for the PC versions of the game, the modder's name is Silent and the fix is included in the Silent Patch for San Andreas.
Yet another example of auto-save fucking up spectacularly.
Yes but rockstar tried to sue him into oblivion.
So he said that he will not mod the new version
Unfortunately, Silent refused to work on a Silent patch for Definitive Version of San Andreas, making the game bug ridden until someone can do it
@@makmakg242
Why should anyone do it? They removed the original versions from all stores, took down mods and sued modders, and released this even buggier than the originals mess for 60 bucks. Again, why should ANYONE fix the shitty work of these chumps?
Sprunked
That is the cannon ending to the game. The entire game is just CJ hallucinating because of Sprunk poisoning.
I feel like it was all part of Toreno's plan..
He started at 6221 cash money and ended at an even 5600, so CJ drank 621 cans of Sprunk. An average can of soda is 355ml. We can conclude that CJ drank about 220 liters of Sprunk. Since it's a Sprite parody, we can assume that its nutritional values are the same as Sprite, which means that CJ has drank around 90200 calories, and 217.8 kilograms of sugar and carbohydrates.
To compare, the recommended calorie intake for your average man is around 2500 calories, and the recommended sugar intake somewhere around 24 grams of sugar. This means that CJ drank about 3608% more calories than recommended, and *9075000%* more sugar than recommended. But wait! In-game, it takes around 5 minutes for CJ to buy and drink a can of Sprunk, meaning that CJ drinks about 12 cans per hour, which can be used to calculate that it took CJ around 51 hours and 45 minutes (or a little over two days) to drink 621 cans. Thus, we can halve the resulting percentages to 1604% over recommended and *4537500%* over recommended.
Except this doesn't really matter since CJ would have started suffering from overhydration within the first hour of drinking and very likely died soon after.
Respect the dedication
Welcome to San Andreas I am CJ from Grove Street
cj was smitten by god himself before he could go over the funny number
funny number
started with 6222 no?
I just find the in-canon implications amazing. CJ pulls up to a college (?) at 5 in the morning, gets off his motorcycle and drinks 220 Liters (58 gal) of Sprunk over the course of 47 consecutive hours before his reality fractures completely and is destroyed.
Life goals
Is a train station
@@smoog2327 was
Like that episode of Futurama where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee
220 lts of 1800 lts that would've resulted from 5k cans. He was only a ninth of the way there and the universe went REGRETREGRETREGRETNONONONO
>"betting only allows even numbers"
>5 & 25
mafs
@@bappo218 2.5 - 0.5,
ma
2
m
he meant round
5 is an even number :)
CJ had such a bad heart attack that even the San Andreas doctors were unable to revive him.
Joel drinking 500 sprunks until the game breaks with a bunch of 80s power ballads in the background may be the best thing to come out of the GTA "definitive" edition
The game wouldn’t have crashed if CJ was drinking MUG instead.
MUG moment
@@Darkfreed0m SPRUNK moment
This game is Busta straight Busta
The mega ultra gamer powers would turn the game into the ps2 version making it better
I LOOOVE MUH MUG
*ROOT BEER*
You cannot make up the incredible timing of the crash. After like 40 minutes of drinking Sprunk, it really crashed on the perfect drop in Eye of the Tiger. The best art is created by pure accident.
This stream was pure gold, the amount of broken shit happening, plus the save file corruption after a 40 minute soda marathon. seeing it all live was a privilege.
serendipity hallowed be thy name
And exactly on the $5600 mark lol
Joel was sent from heaven
That’s every Joel stream when a game crash is involved
Final can at $5600.
Final can at the perfect moment in the song, Eye of the Tiger..
Final can as the game autosaves at the worst possible moment (see Harper's comment about the technical info as to why this happened, if you don't want to, basically the models for the sprites get stored inside of the vending machine until CJ leaves the area and they despawn, these take up memory until the memory fills up and the game crashes. The autosave also kept these cans loaded in the memory, and autosaved exactly as the final cans were drunk, causing the memory to constantly be full on that savefile, thus preventing it from being loaded. I'd still advise finding Harper's comment if you are still interested in the technicalities.)
A lot of coincidences. This is amazing.
Could lightning strike twice? More like, lightning struck 4 times in a row.
Also the fact that he drank exactly *621* cans
it saves for each drink
We should replace joel technical difficulties emote with "Spunk moment"
vargSprunkd
There's also AGGA as a suitable contender
Sprunk Situation
“ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS DRINK 5000 CANS OF SPRUNK, CJ”
I can practically hear Big Smoke saying this lol
@@tailsBOOM1992 I can see Big Smoke drinking 5000 cans of spunk
OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
@@tailsBOOM1992 I'll take 2 number nines, a number nine large, 5000 cans of Sprunk
@@partthethird it was 622 exactly
Only Joel would find a way to break a game by chugging too much soda
He gave the game diabetes
Mug moment
@Mr. Jack Sprunk gaming
Sprunk%
@@Fweefwee6 Sprunk% speedrun
Crashing to "The Eye of the Tiger" is the best possible thing that could've happened that stream XD
I made a joke about this in 2019, that Rockstar was gonna remake one of the GTA games, and it'll be so broken you can crash it with the soda machines.
HE IS THE MESSIAH
Damn it Apollo not again
you could do it in the original too though lol
no you didn't
it is actually in the original release as well
Rockstar Games Seal of Quality™
"as close to perfect as anything can be"
*"""""""""""""DEFINITIVE EDITION"""""""""""""tm*
Powered by Grove Street Games™
Seal of quantity
truly a MUG gaming moment
I want you to imagine a possible patch note reading “fixed bug where drinking 5000 sprunk breaks the game”
It crashed with like 600
what when does r* ever fix anything
looks at gta online security
They wont ever patch it lol
@@jesusramirezromo2037 it must have been 513 right?
That implies they'd be bothered to fix anything in this mess yet alone something this obtuse.
Joel: *drinking CJ to death*
Music: TRANSFORMERRRRRRS!
Sprunk
*verb*
-When Joel intentionally takes an action that will, predictably, result in the game breaking
"He sprunked GTA. again."
Bricking GTA by drinking too much soda is up there with 'losing at Desert Bus after 7 hours' and 'accidentally gaslighting the internet into thinking there was an evil farming game' on the list of the most Joel things to ever happen.
I need context on second one
@@tezcanaslan2877 Joel played Desert Bus (which takes 8 hours in real time to gain one point) without taking breaks or speeding up the game, only to have the bus stuck and towed all the way back... All because he was playing Duck Tales through his phone.
@@tezcanaslan2877 during the Desert Bus stream Joel mentioned an “evil farming game” which many people believed they’d played at one point, people hunted for it for months before realising it wasn’t real.
@@the__wolf5087 Not exactly. It was during an Earth Defense Force stream and he was just joking about the game "Body Harvest" saying it made him think of "Body Harvest Moon." He kept joking about the game and it slipped into someone's subconscious and it ended up causing a hunt for the game that lasted several years.
@@alphabulblax1649 Ah my B, couldn’t remember the exact details outside of people trying to find a game that didn’t exist for months on end.
Joel would make a good beta tester.
so would Vinny
I would actually fucken hire these people to beta test my games on stream.
i mean, they (WE) are but not payed, there is no need
@@TallTapper He would be perfect for the job with his passive
Why would developers pay beta testers when people continue to buy the game at day one and do it for free?
"All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"
"Sorry Big Smoke, I was too busy drinking Sprunk and gambling."
"I'll play this game once and I'll never play it again!"
And the game did that for him.
This is like "the AI bartender problem" where someone made an AI bartender, then the tester tested it by asking ridiculous amounts of beers and the AI passed the test. And when a real customer walked in and asked "where's the restroom?" the whole bar caught on fire.
I need to learn more about this
Care to elaborate on this? I must know
I NEED TO KNOW
Me 4th
It's a old programmer joke, it goes like this:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
\-1 beer.
"qwertyuiop" beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames
Also what this left out- Joel spending 10 minutes going through the machine until he found Holy Colon
then he lost on a 3 to 1
@@hollenhammer the horse race is actually broken on Manny games.....
I've seen streamrrs playing over a dozen games at the highest chance (50/50) and losing all of them
@@NinoJoel I mean.... This is how maths works
@@NinoJoel Damn, what are the odds?
@@thekanad4134 lol if you have a 50% Chance of winning and you lose 20+ games in a row how is that normal.
you cannot deny the sheer power and beauty of "you got the touch" playing as joel finally realized he bricked the game by drinking hundreds of cans of sprunk
i love that this started because joel thought he could only bet in even numbers
Finally caught a Vargskelethor stream. he updated his PC for two hours straight, lost all his money betting on horses with only half an A press, spent 45 minutes drinking sodas from a single vending machine, and fell asleep live on stream holding the A button, accidentally getting the entire VOD copyright claimed. Great entertainer he is.
Finalmente logré ver a Vargskelethor en un stream. Actualizó su PC durante dos horas seguidas, perdió todo su dinero apostando a caballos al solo presionar el botón A a la mitad, pasó 45 minutos bebiendo refrescos de una sola máquina expendedora y se quedó dormido en vivo en la transmisión presionando el botón A. También accidentalmente hizó que el VOD fuera reclamado por derechos de autor. Es un gran animador.
ᴵ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ.
Finalmente cheguei numa live do Vargskelethor. ele atualizou o PC por duas horas direto, perdeu todo seu dinheiro apostando em cavalos com apenas meio-A apertado, gastou 45 minutos bebendo coca de uma maquina de bebidas, e dormiu durante a live enquanto segurava o botão A, acidentalmente tomando strike na VOD. Ele é um grande animador.
Akhirnya menangkap aliran Vargskelethor. dia memperbarui PC-nya selama dua jam berturut-turut, kehilangan semua uangnya bertaruh pada kuda hanya dengan setengah tekan A, menghabiskan 45 menit minum soda dari satu mesin penjual otomatis, dan tertidur langsung di streaming sambil menahan tombol A, tanpa sengaja mendapatkan seluruh VOD hak cipta diklaim. Penghibur hebat dia.
Lopulta kiinni Vargskelethor-virran. hän päivitti tietokonettaan kaksi tuntia putkeen, menetti kaikki rahansa vedonlyönnissä hevosista vain puolella A-painalluksella, vietti 45 minuuttia juomalla virvoitusjuomia yhdestä automaatista ja nukahti suorassa lähetyksessä pitämällä A-painiketta ja sai vahingossa koko VOD:n. tekijänoikeusvaatimus. Hän on loistava viihdyttäjä.
J'ai enfin attrapé un stream de Vargskelethor. Il a mit à jour son PC pendant deux heures d'affilées, perdu tout son argent sur des paris hippiques avec un seul demi-appui du A, passé 45 minutes à boire des sodas d'une seule distributrice et tombé endormi en live en tenant le bouton A, rendant le VOD complètement revendiqué aux droits d'auteur. Quel amuseur qu'il est.
The way I always destincted Joel from Vinny is that; Vinny is like a natural disaster when it comes to video games via natural corruptions. While Joel is like a man-made disaster when it comes to video games, he is the only person I've seen nuke San Andres to be unplayable.
...By drinking 500 cans of soda
Joel's more likable too.
@@MezzoForte4 I think mr speeen man is likeable too
I understand. Vinny has his passive and Joel has his active ability
Things happen to Vinny.
Joel happens to things.
So from 2:39 - the crash, Joel spend $621 to drink 621 cans of Sprunk.
621 is what it took to break this game.
Comparing with the nutritional facts of what it's parodying (Sprite), a can, according to the official site, is 140 Calories.
Joel forced CJ to drink 86,940 Calories of Lemon-Lime Soda.
With 65mg of Sodium, that comes out to 40,365mg
A can would have 12 fl oz. with 621 it comes to 7,452 fl oz, OR, 59 GALLONS of Sprite! That's almost the size of a wood wine barrel!
@@happymartin6778 yum
Love the Transformers the Movie OST playing in the background while he Sprunks the game to death.
Quickest VOD to main channel turnaround I ever seen.
1:40 *Betting only allows for even numbers
5 & 25: *"Are we a joke to you?"*
This is just a joke, i may or may not understand the betting system in GTA SA
Excluding $0, the 7 buttons that the player can select to add to their betting money are the only numbers that can be added to the current bidding. The player is unable to bet any amount that ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, or 9. If the player attempts to select a button for a bidding price greater than the player's own wealth (for example, $100 when the player only has $90), it will not allow for the rest of the player's money to go towards that bet. $5 is the minimum amount required to bet.
iconic
A truly legendary moment in history.
Meanwhile VineOS takes what 3 years? BUT ITS COMING NOW BABY OOOOH YEAHHHH
not sure what was funnier at 4:20, the handless man downing a sprunk with badlands in the background, or the fact that 5 thousand people were watching him down sprunks so he wouldn't have anything left when he gambled 6k
Nice.
4:20
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
Or the fact that he played music that was in The Transformers: the Movie
Or the fact that the zoom in was perfectly timed with the music.
CJ's heart must be stopped...no matter the cost.
There's so much raw primal desire in Joel saying "YES" as he arrives to the Sprunk machine
i wonder what could be the reaction of customer support with "i sprunked the game"
Considering there are more easier to trigger bugs that can also bust your save which they didn't fix, i doubt they would care
The only time R* will ever acknowledge a support ticket is if you start with "the game's all sprunked up"
@@rompevuevitos222 Man, Grove Street Games are just a bunch of bullshitters, aren't they?
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine This is a straight up port of the android version, the most broken version available
Only difference is the graphics, all the other bugs, exploits and the like are still there because they copied the code 1 to 1
There absolutely nothing definitive about this
@@rompevuevitos222 at least it plays better than the 360 port of San Andreas. Not a very high bar though.
"Do you think we should bug test for if someone decided to drink hundreds of sodas in a row"
"Why the fuck someone would do that?"
You really shouldn't ask this kind of question in the time we're living
Because it's 100% guaranteed that someone actually does it
I think the better question should be why even allow the cans to exist for longer than a few seconds, let alone however many minutes Joel took to do this? I am actually impressed that they managed to keep about a thousand cans inside the vending machine model without them violently exploding in a mess of physics though.
@@rugalbernstein5913 San Andreas doesn't really have much "physics" going on tbh so it's easy for me to believe.
I mean it's a consequence of a larger issue but yeah
hundreds actually
The way he stops and looks at the Sprunk billboard to get his plan is nearly identical to the scene from the Jojo OVAs of Dio turning and smiling at the 7-UP sign.
1:39 "betting only allows even numbers"
*shows 5 and 25*
That's why I love Joel. If he randomly wants to drink 10 000 Sprunks in the game, he does it. Even if this gonna kill the save.
Not just the save,but the entire game
@@jamiehughes5573 not the entire game, just the save, according to someone with more knowledge about the game, apparently all of the sprunks Joel drank never de-spawned because he didn't leave the area, and so the game crashed due to memory/object storage issues, then the game crashed every time Joel tried to load it because the auto-save chose probably the worst possible moment to save right before the original crash.
Granted, Joel was being completely dumb to make that happen in the first place, but it still shows the devs didn't really bother optimizing the game to avoid the issue since those empty cans have no business existing that long.
Joel really saw that Futurama episode where Fry drinks 100 coffees and went 'you're a poosy'.
Fry stopped time
Cj broke reality
@@Mara_thorn Dialga and Palkia
@@Mara_thorn Fry wasted 500$
CJ wasted the universe
Quick Maths! There are 330 milliliters in the average can of soda, 5 liters of blood in the average human body, and each can of Sprunk costs $1.00. If you subtract the number of money Joel had at the start of his Sprunk binge ($6212.00) from the time it crashes ($5600.00), you end up with $612.00 spent on 612 cans of Sprunk. If we multiply 612 by the number of milliliters in the cans (330), you get 201960 which then converted into liters is 201.96. That means CJ drank 40.39 persons in soda.
Tl;dr, it's no wonder CJ permanently died and it's also no wonder why Rockstar won't be receiving my $60 plus tax this year
The fact that this video also includes the Transformers theme *and* The Touch is giving me some kind of high
The Virgin Streamer: "oh no, copyright music! My channel NOOOO"
The Chad Swede: " *EYE OF THE TIGERRRRR!* "
Personally my favorite was the Transformers theme lol
@@SomeOne-vf1rs Along with The Touch.
How does he do it
@@birdsamora9925 I'm not super certain about it, but CZcams videos don't get hit that use multiple songs from different companies because if one company claims the video, the others could sue for misuse of copyright or potential profits stolen and while it could be resolved, companies don't want to get into a several hundred thousand dollar battle for a few thousand
*TRANSFORMERS!*
Only Joel can somehow BRICK his save by over dosing on video game soda after losing all his money in horse races... never change Joel... never change
It's almost poetic
Well, you got to do it Brick By Brick!
@@anankos795
Brick by brick,
Sprunk my dicc,
No matter how thin,
No matter how thicc
YOU GOT THE SPRUNK
YOU GOT CORRUPTION
The Transformers The Movie theme with the zoom in ended my life
This should be a speedrunning category for this game
meme category SPRUNK%
This but unironically
Someone actually did it.
Link: czcams.com/video/4TP8z5sUzSU/video.html
soda%
SPRUNKED%
You know the video's gonna be REALLY special when a new game manages to get Joel to upload a highlight more than three times a year
5 WHOLE VIDEOS
@@seamusmckeon9109 and we're getting another one next week!
@@bloofrozo holy sheeat
I think R* recently refrenced this with their current GTA Online event where players have to drink a combined 100 million sprunk and eCola cans.
Broke: It crashed due to Rockstar's servers dying, which broke the games for everyone
Woke: Joel caused a data glitch by doing this and killed the servers
6,222 minus 5,600 = 621.
He drank 621 cans of Sprunk, which crashed the game and corrupted his save.
Great game.
Funny furry number
@@omicromn2212 Eh?
E6 reference
haha yes
Joel is a furry confirmed
the crash was so amazing, no words were offered…
laugh
Btw, In the stream, Joel suggested that people should introduce Sprunk% as a speedrun category, i searched it up real fast and at least one person has legitimately done a speedrun of this glitch
"Betting only allows even numbers"
**clearly shows $5 and $25 being an option**
Joel was so hyped up off sugar from all of those thousands of soda he drank that he actually posted this highlight days after it happened live.
instead of a year and a half after the original stream
CJ suffered from a sugar crash from all that Sprunk, which is why the game experienced a crash itself. He's in a higher plane of existence as a result. (Definitely not a Regular Show reference.)
Jolly good show
CJ would make a good character in Regular Show.
do you know who else drinks hundreds of sprunks and crashes the universe?
mmm quick sprunk stop
Joel has such a good taste in music
The game didn't crash, CJ just died of a caffeine overdose.
cj permadie
He couldn't respawn and go back to the hospital from the diabetes
Sprunk/Sprite doesn't have any caffeine.
@@Zennishiable that's what they want you to think
Finally catched a Joel stream. He did nothing but drink Sprunk, only for the game to crash after ~650 cans of the fizzy goodness. His save got corrupted and everything went to waste. Great entertainer he is.
This was genuinely the first Joel stream I caught live and seeing chat spamming that was even more hilarious
How long did he drink Sprunk for?
@@panshitter420 Welcome to the ranks of Barbie Girls, where we are subjected to Joel's -2 jokes and bits and can never skip.
@@CassiCalamity around 1 hour
@@CassiCalamity Not much, just around 1 hour :)
Joel is probably holding the record for the most sprunk drank in gta san
This is a good lesson to everyone. Don’t drink 5000 cans of Sprite or our entire universe is going to collapse.
On a serious note, the whole 47 minute Sprunk drinking thing gives me Stryder7x Paper Mario vibes.
"Drinking 473837482724 cans of sprunk crashes paper mario"
I remember that video.
Why that's a name I haven't heard in forever...
"Baking a cake for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable"
Hope he's doing alright and he sorted out that problem
This is hands down the weirdest crash I’ve ever seen in a video game. HE JUST DRANK SODA.
A fitting end to a stream that felt like a fever dream from start to finish
It’s Radical! *chug chug* Radical! *chug chug* drink it!
Since drinking soda makes CJ gain weight, I wonder if for some reason it kept adding on and on to the counter until there was an overflow
@@startedtech Well yea that makes sense but it's the fact that it appears to have literally *fried* the save file completely that makes it so strange
@@startedtech The game still kept spawning the canned sodas on the ground so it probably died after reaching an internal limit, though the devs could've just put a limit.
I have a nice spicy guess as to how the Sprunkening happened here, Yo-el.
I'm assuming that all of those stacking cans of Sprunk aren't being de-spawned properly by the engine and are just continuing to persist in the game world until you move away from them. So they just keep stacking up until the engine experiences an overflow of some kind. Then the engine saves during the crash, and when you try to load again it's trying to load 500 cans of refreshing, game crashing, Sprunk again.
Transformers movie soundtrack goes crazy hard glad to see it in this historical moment
The Eye of the Tiger playing out like it did added to such a legendary moment, easily my favorite stream of 2021.
oh hey I saw your Twitter post on this
Is there a name of that music playlist?
I want it
I also need that playlist for my soda chugging sessions
The music combined with the image of BadlandsChugs' fucking ghostly aura projected over it made it feel like a shonen anime. "THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, BADLANDS!!!"
man singlehandedly drinks the sprunk corporation out of existence while trying to lose enough money to pay for gambling.
"Local swedish man drinks thousands cans of soda and ends reality"
"Sprunk is often disappointing" ~ Joelnos
That sounds like the premise of a 'Wario Dies' video.
Truly Rockstar has reached new heights, an experience worthy of the title: """"""""""""""""""""""definitive""""""""""""""""""""""
(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
(screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
[ALL CHATTERING]
Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
[PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
Narrator: Day three.
Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
Narrator: Day four.
Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
[ALL ARGUING]
Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
Patrick: You're welcome.
SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
Evelyn: A firemen.
SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
All: Hooray!
SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
(At Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
Squilliam: Then who's that?
Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
(Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
[SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
(Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
even though this bug was present on the original release...
@@DomPeriod Then shouldn’t a “definitive” edition fix it?
@@hyperpotato1197 Not exactly easy to fix a bug present with how the original games handles despawning things. Maybe Rockstar can, now that they're the ones working on the updates, but if you really think some outsourced company in buttfuck India can fix a glitch like that, you're delusional.
@@DomPeriod If a studio can’t fix bugs don’t outsource your projects to them bonehead
This has to be the fastest Joel's ever posted a highlight
I need this Sprunk playlist, it makes me want to fly jet fighters for some reason... and an indescribable thirst for soda
This game received the most humilliating corruption because a random guy wanted to get an even number of bucks for betting
When you drink 4095 Sprunks and you drink one more, but the game thinks you drunk -4096 Sprunks and crashes
He only drank 622, though, with the 623rd crashing upon consumption.
@@poke548 wait a minate. doesn't the game make CJ fatter or healthier based on what he eats and does
so 623 x the health value of sprunk must have looped back around and made CJ *TOO HEALTH FOR GTA TO HANDLE*
@@MazaAzi why would that loop tho? Isn't hp variable clamped?
Too many spawned cans broke the game.
The autosave bricked it.
@@bruhSaintJohn no no! Not hp, Health as in literal health.
so GTA has a system were if you eat unhealthily you get fat and move slower and if you do healthy activities the opposite happens. THAT variable is dynamic and dynamic variables in old, short, or indie video games often have a fixed limit that, if surpassed, will cause the game's logic to panic and loop back around to the negative extreme (eg: limit = 255, X value = 255, X value + 1 = -255 ) this would break the game because the game devs would never expect for anyone to reach that value, and rightfully so as getting unhealthy is easier than getting healthy. so because the devs didn't plan for that, CJ's model is being modified by the health value to a point were the game can't properly generate him and thus crashes.
But that's just my theory.
3:10 What's more hilarious about this is that in the first Libe action movie, a Mountain Dew drink machine becomes a transformer.
Sprunkformers
And it's become a fan favorite, there's also been an oreo transformer.
@@tricksterzyro3230 “We must find Oreo-Bot. He is our last and greatest hope” -Optimus Prime
@@tomtomtrent there's a scene in one of the last live action transformers movies where the oreo robot is shot down, talk about last hope.
@@tricksterzyro3230 oh yeah I know, RIP. I didn’t actually see the movie, but I got that quote from this video: czcams.com/video/tRmRMnVULs8/video.html
5:06 The best part be come a legend...
I need the playlist Joel had for this
Joel: Hey, let’s have CJ drink an ungodly amount of sugary soda.
CJ: Fucking dies of a heart attack*
CJ? He's fine. The game? Less so.
I must admit tho, CJ took the heart attack too literally and projected it into the entire game.
this was absolutely surreal to catch live thank you for the immense sprunkage joel
A treasured moment I'm honored to have caught live. All I was doing was jamming in the chat playing NES games on mute so I could hear the bopping 80s jams and then suddenly, we crack open the Eye of the Tiger and the entire universe gets Sprunked. I remember that day I had to take off my shirt and turn on the fan, and raise the volume while barely stifling cackling able to wake up my whole continent. I gotta say I find it cool there was a song that sounded like Ken's theme in Street Fighter 2
6:28 the way he bursts out in laughter.
Can't wait for a video titled "Why does drinking 5000 cans of soda corrupt your savefile in GTA San Andreas Definitive Edition ?"
YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH, YOU GOT THE POWER
WHEN ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE
YOU'LL BE RIGHT IN THE EYE OF THE STORM
YOU'VE GOT THE SPRUNK!
YOU GOT THE BROKENNNNNNNN
3:09 someone needs to make an animation of skinny CJ having an awesome transformation into Fat CJ with Joel laughing in the background.
favorite thing is people in the comments like "what a stupid fucking remaster. Rockstar can't code for shit if I can't drink 1000s of Sprunks over the course of multiple hours"
See, they can do that here because the game in question is broken anyway. 😂
czcams.com/video/DhtOzwKqeYQ/video.html
This reminds me of the guy that ate a TON of chicken nuggets and died. Now we know the limit of Sprunk drunk before death
Reminds me of the guy who ate a whole sleeve of oreos and then vomited them onto his mothers bed
@@EyesackWorley That guy's FUCKING NUTS
Based
Daym Joel you just gonna speedrun a highlight like that
True
"After 600 cans of Sprunk, it was time to go piss" - Carl "CJ" Johnson 1992
But honestly that is such an amazing playlist